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Offline lonestar

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Re: That's quite a vagina you have there.
« Reply #35 on: March 19, 2011, 06:55:07 PM »
I remember a story when I was at school about a girl who stuck a test tube up there in science class, then sat back down and the glass broke. Had to go to hospital to get the shards removed.


Maybe she was faking a period to calm her boyfriend down.

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Re: That's quite a vagina you have there.
« Reply #36 on: March 19, 2011, 06:56:54 PM »
Lonestar, your mind wanders to the most interesting places sometimes.
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Re: That's quite a vagina you have there.
« Reply #37 on: March 19, 2011, 07:00:04 PM »
Lonestar, your mind wanders to the most interesting places sometimes.
Indeed it does

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Re: That's quite a vagina you have there.
« Reply #38 on: March 19, 2011, 07:11:46 PM »
Glad the police could snatch this criminal up.

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Re: That's quite a vagina you have there.
« Reply #39 on: March 19, 2011, 07:18:41 PM »
Nicely done. :clap:
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Re: That's quite a vagina you have there.
« Reply #40 on: March 19, 2011, 07:25:45 PM »
Lonestar, your mind wanders to the most interesting places sometimes.
Guilty as charged.

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Re: That's quite a vagina you have there.
« Reply #41 on: March 19, 2011, 07:29:11 PM »
I remember a story when I was at school about a girl who stuck a test tube up there in science class, then sat back down and the glass broke. Had to go to hospital to get the shards removed.

Was probably just one of those stories that goes around, but yeah.
Not sure, but that might be worse than the original story.

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Re: That's quite a vagina you have there.
« Reply #42 on: March 19, 2011, 08:09:12 PM »
That's like One Guy One Jar. But for chicks. Except I think One Guy One Jar is still worse.

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Re: That's quite a vagina you have there.
« Reply #43 on: March 19, 2011, 09:46:31 PM »
I remember a story when I was at school about a girl who stuck a test tube up there in science class, then sat back down and the glass broke. Had to go to hospital to get the shards removed.

Was probably just one of those stories that goes around, but yeah.

Real or fake, that's brutal!
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Re: That's quite a vagina you have there.
« Reply #44 on: March 19, 2011, 09:50:51 PM »
Glad the police could snatch this criminal up.

I knew there was a good pun up there somewhere!

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Re: That's quite a vagina you have there.
« Reply #45 on: March 19, 2011, 10:24:14 PM »
Amateur.

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Re: At least he was thinking outside the box
« Reply #46 on: March 19, 2011, 10:32:30 PM »
What do you expect, Rina? They cunt all be zingers.

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Re: At least he was thinking outside the box
« Reply #47 on: March 19, 2011, 10:33:57 PM »
What do you expect, Rina? They cunt all be zingers.

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Re: That's quite a vagina you have there.
« Reply #48 on: March 19, 2011, 10:36:23 PM »
Amateur.

Sounds like someone needs to make a video showing....

Never mind, I'll stop right there. Love you Rina :)

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Re: That's quite a vagina you have there.
« Reply #49 on: March 19, 2011, 10:37:03 PM »
Amateur.

Sounds like someone needs to make a video showing....

Never mind, I'll stop right there. Love you Rina :)

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Re: That's quite a vagina you have there.
« Reply #50 on: March 19, 2011, 10:49:44 PM »
Amateur.

Sounds like someone needs to make a video showing....

Never mind, I'll stop right there. Love you Rina :)

Yep, Kura is right. :lol :p

As for the OP, only in Scranton.

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Re: At least he was thinking outside the box
« Reply #51 on: March 19, 2011, 11:01:23 PM »
What do you expect, Rina? They cunt all be zingers.

:lhk:

So fucking glad I brought that to the forum.

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Re: Unless you fathered Alison Brie, of course.
« Reply #52 on: March 20, 2011, 01:44:09 AM »
What do you expect, Rina? They cunt all be zingers.

:lhk:

So fucking glad I brought that to the forum.

Clearly it's the best thing you've ever done in your life.
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Re: That's quite a vagina you have there.
« Reply #53 on: March 20, 2011, 01:47:46 AM »
I liked my joke at least.

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Re: Unless you fathered Alison Brie, of course.
« Reply #54 on: March 20, 2011, 02:21:03 AM »
What do you expect, Rina? They cunt all be zingers.

:lhk:

So fucking glad I brought that to the forum.

Clearly it's the best thing you've ever done in your life.

My existence now has meaning.

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Re: That's quite a vagina you have there.
« Reply #55 on: March 20, 2011, 05:20:50 AM »
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Re: That's quite a vagina you have there.
« Reply #56 on: March 20, 2011, 05:21:55 AM »
This thread makes me miss Jackie.  :sadpanda:
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Re: That's quite a vagina you have there.
« Reply #57 on: March 20, 2011, 09:57:33 AM »
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Re: That's quite a vagina you have there.
« Reply #58 on: March 20, 2011, 01:52:03 PM »
This thread makes me miss Jackie.  :sadpanda:

Because she has a massive vagina?

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Re: That's quite a vagina you have there.
« Reply #59 on: March 20, 2011, 01:59:12 PM »
Does anyone else find that the most disturbing part of that story is that she bothered to cram the twenty-two cents up there? I mean was it two dimes and 2 pennies? Four nickels and two pennies? One dime, two nickels and two pennies? Or how about 2 nickels and 12 pennies? That would impress me the most I think. Oooooo...Better still....one nickel and 17 pennies! Holy Shit!

"What's that Karin?! You got one nickel and 17 pennies up there too?!?! Why you must got some kinda Superpussy!!"

And who was the lucky cop that counted that loose coin into evidence?

or 22 pennies

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Re: That's quite a vagina you have there.
« Reply #60 on: March 20, 2011, 02:01:18 PM »
She should have hid an escape rope up there. Yank it out, use it to escape to the nearest Pokecenter. She could have gotten away with all her vagina treasures.

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Re: That's quite a vagina you have there.
« Reply #61 on: March 20, 2011, 02:06:42 PM »
She should have hid an escape rope up there. Yank it out, use it to escape to the nearest Pokecenter. She could have gotten away with all her vagina treasures.
:lol
I could give her some of my escape rope
i heard if you put bread in the rooof of your mouth it means oyu don't cvry when you're shoocppig ononsosni.
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Re: That's quite a vagina you have there.
« Reply #62 on: March 20, 2011, 02:08:52 PM »
She should have hid an escape rope up there. Yank it out, use it to escape to the nearest Pokecenter. She could have gotten away with all her vagina treasures.
:lol
I could give her some of my escape rope
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Re: That's quite a vagina you have there.
« Reply #63 on: March 20, 2011, 02:13:20 PM »
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Giggity.

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Re: That's quite a vagina you have there.
« Reply #64 on: March 20, 2011, 03:04:27 PM »
Hahaha this thread is awesome  :lol

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Re: Just think about it for a bit, guys
« Reply #65 on: March 20, 2011, 03:30:29 PM »
She should have hid an escape rope up there. Yank it out, use it to escape to the nearest Pokecenter. She could have gotten away with all her vagina treasures.

If she had some escape rope in there, I doubt anybody would've checked her.
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Re: That's quite a vagina you have there.
« Reply #66 on: March 20, 2011, 05:34:30 PM »
This thread makes me miss Jackie.  :sadpanda:

Because she has a massive vagina?

Of course, why else?
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Re: That's quite a vagina you have there.
« Reply #67 on: March 20, 2011, 05:38:53 PM »
procupine tree are the sh*t.
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Re: That's quite a vagina you have there.
« Reply #68 on: March 20, 2011, 05:39:39 PM »
I fail to see what that has to do with Jackie or her vagina.
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Re: That's quite a vagina you have there.
« Reply #69 on: March 20, 2011, 05:40:01 PM »
I fail to see what that has to do with Jackie or her vagina.
eh?