Time for another Orbert story on topic but with sexual overtones (yeah like there's any other kind):
My commute is about 20 minutes on the highway followed by ten minutes on surface roads, and one of the surface roads was under construction. The detour sends everyone through the neighborhood for several blocks, so I'm in a line of vehicles starting and stopping and slowly making their way through an normally quiet neighborhood. It's a nice neighborhood with two-car garages and lawns and little kids playing outside and pretty young mommies standing around chatting while watching them. They're wearing comfortable stuff they've obviously just thrown on to hang around the house in or maybe hang outside while watching the kids.
Green terrycloth shorts, facing away from me, and
the perfect ass. As she stands there talking with her friend, she occassionally shifts her weight from one leg to the other, and her cheeks shift accordingly. Cars are not moving, so I have a few minutes to just watch and take it in. I am entranced. I am in love. But eventually cars start moving again, and off I go. It was a pleasant diversion in the midst of a bummer detour, and life goes on.
Next day, driving through the neighborhood again, this time she's wearing a sundress. White with some kind of flowery pattern. Standing out next to the driveway talking with the next-door neighbor, same as before. As I slowly drive by, the angle changes and suddenly
ZAM! the morning sun between the houses is directly opposite her from me and her dress becomes transparent. Or translucent or whatever. Her silhouette, perfectly framed by the dress, was literally breathtaking. I could have rear-ended the car in front of me and not even notice.
Now I am in love. Remember the movie "City Slickers" when Curly (Jack Palance) tells Billy Crystal about the love of his life? It was exactly like that. In fact, when Curly was telling the story in the movie, I was thinking
I know just what you mean, dude; it has happened to me.So anyway, short shorts are awesome, but sundresses... mmmm.
Topic: Short shorts! (Read 19212 times)
