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Re: Short shorts!
« Reply #105 on: March 21, 2011, 09:38:04 AM »
Tardlia and Rina rule supreme!

Hey I thought we'd stopped calling me Tardlia!!
If you just ask nicely, I'd stop!!!
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Re: Short shorts!
« Reply #106 on: March 21, 2011, 09:51:51 AM »
I think we have a new forum motto:

"Ice Bank Mice Elf."

FTFY

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Re: Short shorts!
« Reply #107 on: March 21, 2011, 11:28:09 AM »
We have some seriously beautiful women in this forum.


Seriously beautiful.

Coming from a dude who, in my opinion, looks pretty badass. I think we have a new forum motto:

"Dream Theater Forums: Beautiful women, badass men. No, seriously, we have proof, we promise."

Ha ha, thanks!

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Re: Short shorts!
« Reply #108 on: March 23, 2011, 04:19:53 PM »
Tardlia and Rina rule supreme!

Hey I thought we'd stopped calling me Tardlia!!
If you just ask nicely, I'd stop!!!

NEVER.

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Re: I mean, what? Name-calling? Oh, wrong subject then........
« Reply #109 on: March 23, 2011, 04:30:02 PM »
Tardlia and Rina rule supreme!

Hey I thought we'd stopped calling me Tardlia!!
If you just ask nicely, I'd stop!!!

Trust me mate, that defense really doesn't hold up in court.
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Re: Short shorts!
« Reply #110 on: March 23, 2011, 04:39:59 PM »
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Re: Short shorts!
« Reply #111 on: March 23, 2011, 05:55:39 PM »
Joe and I in the same squad is basically the virtual equivalent of us plowing a rape van through an elementary school playground at recess.

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Re: Short shorts!
« Reply #112 on: May 04, 2011, 09:02:44 AM »
THEY ARE EVERYWHERE TODAY!

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Re: Short shorts!
« Reply #113 on: May 04, 2011, 11:05:33 AM »
The lack of contributions to this thread is really quite appalling . . .

. . . anywho, here's a completely candid shot of me grabbing some breakfast items.



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Re: Short shorts!
« Reply #114 on: May 04, 2011, 11:10:52 AM »
 :rollin

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Re: Short shorts!
« Reply #115 on: May 04, 2011, 11:12:18 AM »
Yeah, I'm gonna need to go back a few pages to start feeling better about life again.

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Re: Short shorts!
« Reply #116 on: May 23, 2011, 02:25:21 AM »
 :rollin :rollin

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Re: Short shorts!
« Reply #117 on: May 23, 2011, 02:27:34 AM »
Quote
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Re: Short shorts!
« Reply #118 on: May 23, 2011, 02:51:14 AM »
I saw this thread and thought "Huh, i don't remember this one."

Now I know why.
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Re: Short shorts!
« Reply #119 on: May 23, 2011, 03:54:56 AM »
Sigz that is terrifying.

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Re: Short shorts!
« Reply #120 on: May 23, 2011, 07:12:32 AM »
Everyone else, except Wolfking is wrong.

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Re: Short shorts!
« Reply #121 on: May 23, 2011, 07:20:03 AM »
SIlver Tears post moar pics plz k thx

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Re: Short shorts!
« Reply #122 on: May 24, 2011, 07:18:50 AM »
Sure



Oh wait, were you meaning summery ones with dresses or short shorts? My bad  :angel:

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« Reply #123 on: May 24, 2011, 07:37:19 AM »
28C sunny in nyc today, should make for a great bird watching day.
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Re: Short shorts!
« Reply #124 on: May 24, 2011, 08:08:55 AM »
Sure



Oh wait, were you meaning summery ones with dresses or short shorts? My bad  :angel:

Nothing wrong with that pic.  You have a beautiful smile.

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Re: Short shorts!
« Reply #125 on: May 24, 2011, 10:00:02 AM »
Oh Orbert, you're far too nice  :)

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Re: Short shorts!
« Reply #126 on: May 24, 2011, 04:10:05 PM »
Sure



Oh wait, were you meaning summery ones with dresses or short shorts? My bad  :angel:
Eh, still hot. :tup

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Re: Short shorts!
« Reply #127 on: May 24, 2011, 07:03:20 PM »
Dang, check out the buttons on her :eyebrows:

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Re: Short shorts!
« Reply #128 on: May 24, 2011, 07:35:51 PM »
The only tolerable thing about high school in a rural community. Most of the girls are quite eager to show off the legs and then promptly get pissed at you for looking.
Orion....that's the one with a bunch of power chords and boringly harsh vocals, isn't it?
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Re: Short shorts!
« Reply #129 on: May 25, 2011, 01:06:31 AM »
The only tolerable thing about high school in a rural community. Most of the girls are quite eager to show off the legs and then promptly get pissed at you for looking.

Which is why you have to develop the ability to look without them noticing you. Which is a skill I've mastered (I love Arizona)
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Re: Short shorts!
« Reply #130 on: May 25, 2011, 05:03:00 AM »
Oh, I've definitely mastered it, but the freshmen haven't.  :lol
Orion....that's the one with a bunch of power chords and boringly harsh vocals, isn't it?
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Re: Short shorts!
« Reply #131 on: May 25, 2011, 08:41:09 AM »
In time. They will learn.
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Re: Short shorts!
« Reply #132 on: May 25, 2011, 11:25:43 PM »
Dark sunglasses.
I just don't understand what they were trying to achieve with any part of the song, either individually or as a whole. You know what? It's the Platypus of Dream Theater songs. That bill doesn't go with that tail, or that strange little furry body, or those webbed feet, and oh god why does it have venomous spurs!? And then you find out it lays eggs too. The difference is that the Platypus is somehow functional despite being a crazy mishmash or leftover animal pieces

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Re: Short shorts!
« Reply #133 on: May 27, 2011, 06:42:45 AM »
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Re: Short shorts!
« Reply #134 on: May 28, 2011, 01:29:25 PM »
Glass eyes.

Wait...
Listen! Do you smell something?

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Re: Short shorts!
« Reply #135 on: May 28, 2011, 05:49:38 PM »
The only tolerable thing about high school in a rural community. Most of the girls are quite eager to show off the legs and then promptly get pissed at you for looking.

Which is why you have to develop the ability to look without them noticing you. Which is a skill I've mastered (I love Arizona)
:rollin :rollin

Thought of this immediately

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7jytxXJBHmw&feature=autoplay&list=PLDAF98A727CCA101B&index=23&playnext=2

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Re: Short shorts!
« Reply #136 on: May 28, 2011, 05:52:32 PM »
The only tolerable thing about high school in a rural community. Most of the girls are quite eager to show off the legs and then promptly get pissed at you for looking.

I say too bad for them.  If they don't want the looks, hide the hardware.  Besides you'll only need to hone those skills when your married. :lol
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Re: Short shorts!
« Reply #137 on: May 28, 2011, 08:02:17 PM »
Sure



Oh wait, were you meaning summery ones with dresses or short shorts? My bad  :angel:

Nothing wrong with that pic.  You have a beautiful smile.

I second this statement.

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Re: Short shorts!
« Reply #138 on: May 28, 2011, 08:15:51 PM »
Sure



Oh wait, were you meaning summery ones with dresses or short shorts? My bad  :angel:

Nothing wrong with that pic.  You have a beautiful smile.

I second this statement.
Yep.  Kinda surprising to see you on a prog/internet community. :lol
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Re: Short shorts!
« Reply #139 on: May 29, 2011, 05:20:30 AM »
Today is not a big deal to most of you, but Connecticut reached a blistering 64 degrees earlier. Along with that, I saw my first pair of short shorts of 2011 (not counting night clubs). Happy days  :tup

You know what I can't understand? When we were in Florida in March, a tremendous number of girls on the beach/strip were wearing bikini tops and these tiny little short shorts on the bottom, but the shorts were always a few sizes too small and left entirely unzipped and unbuttoned, with belly hanging out in the opening.

Is that a style now? Wearing clothes that don't fit and just leaving them undone and pretending it's intentional?
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