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Offline Chino

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Short shorts!
« on: March 17, 2011, 02:19:55 PM »
Today is not a big deal to most of you, but Connecticut reached a blistering 64 degrees earlier. Along with that, I saw my first pair of short shorts of 2011 (not counting night clubs). Happy days  :tup

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Re: Short shorts!
« Reply #1 on: March 17, 2011, 04:16:43 PM »
It was 90 here in Phx yesterday.  Tis the season for little hotties showing off their legs.
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Re: Short shorts!
« Reply #2 on: March 17, 2011, 04:18:38 PM »
Sun dresses FTW

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Re: Short shorts!
« Reply #3 on: March 17, 2011, 04:26:23 PM »
Sun dresses FTW
I concur.  Wholeheartedly.  Unfortunately, the lasses down here seem to have adopted gym shorts as standard summer attire for the last few years, which really doesn't have much to offer.
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Re: Short shorts!
« Reply #4 on: March 17, 2011, 04:27:43 PM »
Sun dresses FTW

Yeah, lots of those too.   :hefdaddy
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Re: Short shorts!
« Reply #5 on: March 17, 2011, 04:31:41 PM »
Appreciate.

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Re: Short shorts!
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Re: Short shorts!
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Re: Short shorts!
« Reply #8 on: March 17, 2011, 04:38:09 PM »
It's terrible to see 13 and 14 year olds with them on. I hope it's not Australians degrading their society's image. But it's cool lately and it's going to be cooler for the next week too. Thank god.

(BUT WAHTA ARE YOU SAYING THANK GOD LEGSA RE AWESOMMMMMMMMMME - I love legs, don't get me wrong, but after a while it's just enough)

Enjoy the legs season!

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Re: Short shorts!
« Reply #10 on: March 17, 2011, 04:51:17 PM »
Legs are awesome, asses are awesome, so short shorts are awesome.  However, sun dresses are also very nice and tend to frame a female figure very nicely while hiding less-than-awesome legs and asses.  So it depends.

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Re: Short shorts!
« Reply #12 on: March 17, 2011, 05:36:35 PM »
Here in Toronto you can see sluts wearing shortshorts in the dead of winter that are NOT heading to a club >_>;

Also why does almost every topic on here turn into a conversation about tits, legs, and asses? The chauvinism is beginning to get tiresome..

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Re: Short shorts!
« Reply #13 on: March 17, 2011, 05:40:30 PM »
Most of us are lonely single dudes who listen to prog :sadpanda:

To be honest, I don't think most of us are as chauvinistic as you think. But it should be common knowledge that guys fucking love tits and ass and legs lol

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Re: Short shorts!
« Reply #14 on: March 17, 2011, 05:43:47 PM »


it should be common knowledge that guys fucking love tits and ass and legs lol

Yep! Girls love guys' err... I dunno what they love about guys. Make a thread about guys wearing.... Tight shirts with deep V necks?

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Re: Short shorts!
« Reply #15 on: March 17, 2011, 05:44:44 PM »
Anything above the thigh is banned in my school. :sadpanda:

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Re: Short shorts!
« Reply #16 on: March 17, 2011, 05:48:24 PM »
PlaysLikeMyung: I know haha.. it's just really tiring cause today every page I go to (even if it's like some random youtube V-blog) all the comments are like "We clicked it only to see your cleavage" etc @_@ And now I'm on here and I went into two threads already and I was like.. man.. I guess I'm either on a roll today.. or men should start being a little more modest IMO it's a huge turnoff for me even to want to talk to them ._. Can't help thinking that they're so immature they can't keep their sexist comments to themselves.. and they just look like dicks

(P.S. I don't mean you guys in that case, lol I'm referring to the youtubers in that last sentence)


:C I don't think I'm ugly but it's fucking annoying when you're in the middle of talking to someone.. and when they're talking to you they completely shut-down mid sentence to stop and wheel their head around to look at some other girl's ass, say "damn she could get it" and turn back around to me like nothing just happened ._.



That being said.. I like short-shorts.. but not bootyshort cause.. a lot of them are just in bad taste.. I like shorts and leggings/ patterened stockings :333

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Re: Short shorts!
« Reply #17 on: March 17, 2011, 05:49:11 PM »
Here in Toronto you can see sluts wearing shortshorts in the dead of winter that are NOT heading to a club >_>;

Also why does almost every topic on here turn into a conversation about tits, legs, and asses? The chauvinism is beginning to get tiresome..

Wait, you brand certain women "sluts" because of what they wear, but when a thread about short shorts inevitably turns to legs and asses, you complain about chauvinism?

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Re: Short shorts!
« Reply #18 on: March 17, 2011, 05:50:49 PM »
Why else would they bare their booty in -20C weather other than a call for male attention to look at their "assets" (lol pun)? What would YOU call someone like that? Attention-whore? Sure, I'm fine with that term too. A lot is assumed by first impressions even if they're not always right. I'm just generalizing, I wasn't being necessarily sexist.
Would you don a bathing suit for the office? I doubt it. Some things are just inappropriate.. like shortshorts in freezing-cold weather.

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Re: Short shorts!
« Reply #19 on: March 17, 2011, 05:51:26 PM »
Easy tiger. Women are always right :)

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Re: Short shorts!
« Reply #20 on: March 17, 2011, 05:53:46 PM »
:C Let's just move on to talking about nicer warmer weather <3

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Re: Short shorts!
« Reply #21 on: March 17, 2011, 05:54:28 PM »
I'm fucking loving this weather :metal

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Re: My last girlfriend loved her some short shorts
« Reply #22 on: March 17, 2011, 06:00:17 PM »
Why else would they bare their booty in -20C weather other than a call for male attention to look at their "assets" (lol pun)? What would YOU call someone like that?

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Re: Short shorts!
« Reply #23 on: March 17, 2011, 06:01:30 PM »
Here in Toronto you can see sluts wearing shortshorts in the dead of winter that are NOT heading to a club >_>;
Same with in Thunder Bay. Maybe it's a Canada thing. :lol

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Re: Short shorts!
« Reply #24 on: March 17, 2011, 06:29:17 PM »
... (even if it's like some random youtube V-blog) all the comments are like "We clicked it only to see your cleavage"...


Link please.

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« Reply #25 on: March 17, 2011, 06:55:54 PM »
... (even if it's like some random youtube V-blog) all the comments are like "We clicked it only to see your cleavage"...

Link please.


My point is proven.

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Re: Short shorts!
« Reply #26 on: March 17, 2011, 06:59:11 PM »
My boobs instinct is tingling.




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Re: Short shorts!
« Reply #27 on: March 17, 2011, 07:09:07 PM »
Why else would they bare their booty in -20C weather other than a call for male attention to look at their "assets" (lol pun)? What would YOU call someone like that? Attention-whore? Sure, I'm fine with that term too. A lot is assumed by first impressions even if they're not always right. I'm just generalizing, I wasn't being necessarily sexist.
Would you don a bathing suit for the office? I doubt it. Some things are just inappropriate.. like shortshorts in freezing-cold weather.

I agree with you that they're attention whores, although to me that's still not the same as a slut.  Sluts are loose women.  Attention whores are just as likely to be teases; they want you to look, but then they act all offended because you've reduced them to physical attributes.  Classic strategy, impossible to defeat.  But that's all just my definitions.

My issue was the apparent contradiction of you generalizing about women in a sexist way (whether you say so or not), but in the same breath complaining about the chauvinism around here.  You're also correct about that, and I'll admit I'm one of the main culprits, but it seems pretty hypocritical to complain about it immediately after demonstrating it yourself.

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Re: Short shorts!
« Reply #28 on: March 17, 2011, 07:26:55 PM »
It's still 75 degrees in California  :sadpanda: But by May we should begin to see those legs showing up :metal

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Re: Short shorts!
« Reply #29 on: March 17, 2011, 07:35:15 PM »
... (even if it's like some random youtube V-blog) all the comments are like "We clicked it only to see your cleavage"...

Link please.


My point is proven.

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Re: Short shorts!
« Reply #30 on: March 17, 2011, 07:36:09 PM »
I would like to take this opportunity to say: boobs.
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« Reply #31 on: March 17, 2011, 07:57:33 PM »
I would like to take this opportunity to say: boobs.

This.

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Re: Short shorts!
« Reply #32 on: March 17, 2011, 08:10:41 PM »
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Re: Short shorts!
« Reply #34 on: March 17, 2011, 08:16:59 PM »
Did someone say boobs?