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Re: Seriously, I don't translate to film well
« Reply #70 on: March 18, 2011, 12:37:38 AM »
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Re: Another girl across from me in the computer lab.
« Reply #71 on: March 18, 2011, 09:54:18 AM »
Bosk1 and LHK should have their own comedy hour which would get stopped after season 1 due to
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Re: Another girl across from me in the computer lab.
« Reply #72 on: March 18, 2011, 09:59:06 AM »
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Re: Another girl across from me in the computer lab.
« Reply #73 on: March 18, 2011, 10:14:16 AM »
Or just don't get involved since it isn't any of your business to begin with.

Or instead of breaking down the middle of a computer lab for me to hear and discuss on the interwebs, she could get up and go to the ladies room.

Not gonna argue with that, but why get involved in any way, shape or form? Just ignore her. I doubt thats type of girl you'd really want to get to know anyways.  :lol
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Re: Another girl across from me in the computer lab.
« Reply #74 on: March 18, 2011, 11:10:53 AM »
She just texted me. She said her fetishes include pina coladas, getting lost in the rain, and prog forum dwellers. Hold her purse for her next time she goes shopping.

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Re: Another girl across from me in the computer lab.
« Reply #75 on: March 18, 2011, 11:12:52 AM »
Or just don't get involved since it isn't any of your business to begin with.

Or instead of breaking down the middle of a computer lab for me to hear and discuss on the interwebs, she could get up and go to the ladies room.

Not gonna argue with that, but why get involved in any way, shape or form? Just ignore her. I doubt thats type of girl you'd really want to get to know anyways.  :lol
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I'm not sure if you were agreeing with me or making fun of what I said (lol), but I meant if she is causing a scene like that in a public place, and on top of that reading her credit card info out loud for everyone to hear.... well, personally, I would stay away from that.

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Re: Another girl across from me in the computer lab.
« Reply #76 on: March 18, 2011, 11:23:33 AM »
A quick search for an Alanis Morissette emoticon revealed this:


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Re: Another girl across from me in the computer lab.
« Reply #77 on: March 18, 2011, 11:24:59 AM »
Oh, wow.  Thanks.

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Re: Another girl across from me in the computer lab.
« Reply #78 on: March 18, 2011, 11:25:38 AM »
It's a fairly stunning resemblance, IMO.

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Re: Another girl across from me in the computer lab.
« Reply #79 on: March 18, 2011, 11:27:47 AM »
You oughta know.
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Re: Another girl across from me in the computer lab.
« Reply #80 on: March 18, 2011, 11:29:49 AM »
Bosk1 and LHK should have their own comedy hour

$h*! My Mod Says    Book it!  LHK moves in with bosk1.

BTW Isn't this thread..............Ironic?

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Re: Thought it was worth a try.
« Reply #81 on: March 18, 2011, 12:59:25 PM »
Bosk1 and LHK should have their own comedy hour

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BTW Isn't this thread..............Ironic?

So which one of us gets portrayed by William Shatner?

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Re: Another girl across from me in the computer lab.
« Reply #82 on: March 18, 2011, 01:28:22 PM »
Bosk=mod=Shatner

Plus my post said you were moving into his house.  *spoilers* :lol

Mabye you haven't seen the show yet.
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Re: If Community burns you, then I'm avoiding you like the plague
« Reply #83 on: March 18, 2011, 02:24:10 PM »
Bosk=mod=Shatner

Plus my post said you were moving into his house.  *spoilers* :lol

Mabye you haven't seen the show yet.

God no. Maybe you haven't read my posts, but I sorta like myself.

I only subject myself to torture of that scale when I'm drunk and thinking about past relationships.
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Re: If Community burns you, then I'm avoiding you like the plague
« Reply #84 on: March 18, 2011, 02:39:23 PM »
Bosk=mod=Shatner

Plus my post said you were moving into his house.  *spoilers* :lol

Mabye you haven't seen the show yet.

God no. Maybe you haven't read my posts, but I sorta like myself.

I only subject myself to torture of that scale when I'm drunk and thinking about past relationships.

I get your quality of posts but the age factor.  Wait, how old are you?
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Re: And no, it's not "A bajillion!"
« Reply #85 on: March 18, 2011, 02:42:26 PM »
Guess. I'm curious to see what other people think my age is.
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Re: Another girl across from me in the computer lab.
« Reply #86 on: March 18, 2011, 02:45:57 PM »
A bajillion!

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Re: Awaits the beat-down
« Reply #87 on: March 18, 2011, 02:47:29 PM »
I'm gonna say...32?
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Re: I have nothing to write here, but I've never let that stop me before
« Reply #88 on: March 18, 2011, 02:50:49 PM »
A bajillion!

Dammit! I thought hiding it in plain sight would throw you off the scent! Damn you and your natural French cleverness! Next time I'll hide it even more deviously, like in an acrostic.

No wait, Germans are champs at deciphering acrostics, rumbo would guess it in an instant...

Dammit it, you'd think that after living a bajillion years I'd be a little smarter...

*Edit: No hef, I'm not 32.
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Re: Another girl across from me in the computer lab.
« Reply #89 on: March 18, 2011, 03:16:32 PM »
28 years old.
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Re: I eat ducks
« Reply #90 on: March 18, 2011, 03:42:03 PM »
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Re: Another girl across from me in the computer lab.
« Reply #91 on: March 18, 2011, 03:43:32 PM »
28 years young.
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Re: Another girl across from me in the computer lab.
« Reply #92 on: March 18, 2011, 03:44:13 PM »
26.

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Re: This is all I can give, what else do you need from me?
« Reply #93 on: March 18, 2011, 03:52:31 PM »
26.

Winner.

I'd give you a prize, but I have nothing to give.
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Re: I have nothing to write here, but I've never let that stop me before
« Reply #94 on: March 18, 2011, 06:40:54 PM »
*Edit: No hef, I'm not 32.
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*Edit: No hef, I'm not 32.
Dammit, Super Mario, that was bosky, not me.

You people all look the same to me.
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Re: Another girl across from me in the computer lab.
« Reply #96 on: March 18, 2011, 06:57:34 PM »
Hef is right on all things. Except for when I disagree with him. In which case he's probably still right.

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Re: Another girl across from me in the computer lab.
« Reply #97 on: March 18, 2011, 07:03:14 PM »
You guys realize that it's on his profile, right?
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Re: Another girl across from me in the computer lab.
« Reply #98 on: March 18, 2011, 11:12:08 PM »
French cleverness!

Whoa whoa, easy there on the jokes, you may offend a French person.