A bajillion!
Dammit! I thought hiding it in plain sight would throw you off the scent! Damn you and your natural French cleverness! Next time I'll hide it even more deviously, like in an acrostic.
No wait, Germans are champs at deciphering acrostics, rumbo would guess it in an instant...
Dammit it, you'd think that after living a bajillion years I'd be a little smarter...
*Edit: No hef, I'm not 32.