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posting this again because it deserves a re post. I can't stop listening to this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9QS0q3mGPGg



I just came here to post this... So funny!

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Thank you for the link.. I loved the song...yes EPIC winning
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As soon as I get home I'm ripping the audio off this and making it my ringtone, starting with "I was banging 7 gram rocks".

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As soon as I get home I'm ripping the audio off this and making it my ringtone, starting with "I was banging 7 gram rocks".


I LOVED IT!!! I wish I could rip and do ring tones...
"its so relieving to know that your leaving as soon as you get paid, Its so relaxing to know that your asking now that you got your way"

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As soon as I get home I'm ripping the audio off this and making it my ringtone, starting with "I was banging 7 gram rocks".


I LOVED IT!!! I wish I could rip and do ring tones...

why can't you?


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Ho boy.  Listen here:

https://www.wwtdd.com/2011/02/charlie-sheen-got-high-and-called-alex-jones-today/

Or read the highlights here:

https://warmingglow.uproxx.com/2011/02/charlie-sheen-aint-care

I think when he was talking about Warlock assassins he actually was joking, but otherwise this whole thing is insane.

Perhaps the best part is when he said he will either love or hate you violently.  I wish Alex Jones had gone for the obvious joke:

Sheen "If I love you, I will love you violently."
Jones "You mean rape them?"

Actually I take that back.  Nothing will ever top "I'm an F-18 bro."  I can't even think about it without laughing.


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Ok so i made a ringtone out of that song. I think you will like it! It's wav format so you can convert it to any format you need.

files.me.com/larsvonmets/am8kwb.wav

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As soon as I get home I'm ripping the audio off this and making it my ringtone, starting with "I was banging 7 gram rocks".


I LOVED IT!!! I wish I could rip and do ring tones...

why can't you?



Noidea how to.. tech challenged for sure here
"its so relieving to know that your leaving as soon as you get paid, Its so relaxing to know that your asking now that you got your way"

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As soon as I get home I'm ripping the audio off this and making it my ringtone, starting with "I was banging 7 gram rocks".


I LOVED IT!!! I wish I could rip and do ring tones...

why can't you?



Noidea how to.. tech challenged for sure here

well i made it for you. What kind of phone do you have? I can tell you what to convert it to.

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Hey guys, how much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do?
Enough to kill two and a half men.


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Responsible, Thoughtful Nation Decides To Ignore Charlie Sheen Situation

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LOS ANGELES—Calling the situation "none of our business" and "not worth a second of our time, quite frankly," a responsible and thoughtful U.S. populace uniformly decided this week to ignore Charlie Sheen's recent outbursts, saying they had far more important things to focus on than a sitcom actor's personal troubles. "When Mr. Sheen's public meltdown began, I immediately recognized how a Hollywood star's crisis could be voyeuristically appealing, which is exactly why I said to myself, 'I am better than that; Charlie Sheen's attention-seeking behavior undermines my intelligence, and the sooner I ignore it, the sooner it will go away,'" said 41-year-old Denver accounts coordinator Margaret Atkins, who along with the rest of the nation has paid no attention to Sheen's situation, and has spent the majority of her time concentrating on the unrest in Libya, the collective-bargaining debate in the Midwest, and the health and well-being of her own family. "Not only have I chosen to ignore Mr. Sheen, but thankfully so has the American media, which has once again shown journalistic decency by only reporting the news that people legitimately need to know." Charlie Sheen was not sought out for comment

https://www.theonion.com/articles/responsible-thoughtful-nation-decides-to-ignore-ch,19647/

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I'm not sure because I haven't been paying a lot of attention to this, but has anybody made reference to the young Charlie Sheen "Drugs? No thanks, I'm straight.  I mean are you in here for drugs?  What are you in here for?  Drugs." scene from Ferris Bueller during all of this?  I would think that would be a comedy goldmine right there!

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https://www.ticketmaster.com/artist/1568566

Do we get to watch him nail one of his goddesses or ground up a 7 gram rock?
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I'm just gonna come out and say that...I love Charlie Sheen. He's hilarious. I'm keeping up with everything being said about him in the media and I make absolutely no apology for it, because it's 100% entertaining. I know it's stupid, I know there are other things in the news I should care about, but fuck it...this is just too much fun.
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As soon as I get home I'm ripping the audio off this and making it my ringtone, starting with "I was banging 7 gram rocks".


I LOVED IT!!! I wish I could rip and do ring tones...

why can't you?



Noidea how to.. tech challenged for sure here

well i made it for you. What kind of phone do you have? I can tell you what to convert it to.



That was very nice of you....thank you!
"its so relieving to know that your leaving as soon as you get paid, Its so relaxing to know that your asking now that you got your way"

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As soon as I get home I'm ripping the audio off this and making it my ringtone, starting with "I was banging 7 gram rocks".


I LOVED IT!!! I wish I could rip and do ring tones...

why can't you?



Noidea how to.. tech challenged for sure here

well i made it for you. What kind of phone do you have? I can tell you what to convert it to.



That was very nice of you....thank you!

no problem at all

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This was all really funny at first but I'm a little sick of seeing WINNING and TigerBlood on facebook. It's getting a little sad.

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This was all really funny at first but I'm a little sick of seeing WINNING and TigerBlood on facebook. It's getting a little sad.

It's starting to fade for me.  Don't worry somebody else in the Biz will be on Star Magazine this week.
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It died for me when I saw the Charlie Sheen cooking thing on Funny or Die.

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This was all really funny at first but I'm a little sick of seeing WINNING and TigerBlood on facebook. It's getting a little sad.
Agreeing.

I unfollowed him on Twitter, and incidentally quit using my account on there. All for nothing, turns out to be.

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I got into round two of the internship thing. :lol
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Me: "How?"
Cole: "Well you know when you try to scratch your balls, and you scratch too hard?
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Not sure if it was posted yet, but it's pretty good.  Sheen playing Call of Duty.

https://www.dorkly.com/embed/12571/charlie-sheen-plays-on-xbox-live

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I got into round two also, lol
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Charlie Sheen has a tour date of Aug 9th in my state....

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Charlie Sheen has a tour date of Aug 9th in my state....

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Martin Sheen: I'm Sick Of My Dumbass Son Acting Like He Matters
« Reply #209 on: March 16, 2011, 03:46:51 PM »
I'm more interested in what Emilio Estevez is doing. The Mighty Ducks 4! :neverusethis: