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Offline MetalManiac666

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Re: A DTF Interactive RPG!
« Reply #105 on: February 25, 2011, 09:07:47 PM »
B

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Re: A DTF Interactive RPG!
« Reply #106 on: February 25, 2011, 09:08:17 PM »
Knew that would happen. :-\  B again.

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Re: A DTF Interactive RPG!
« Reply #108 on: February 25, 2011, 10:15:59 PM »
Fuck...I meant to say B...seriously  :lol
     

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Re: A DTF Interactive RPG!
« Reply #109 on: February 26, 2011, 03:47:41 AM »
D again!

It's bound to work this time!

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Re: A DTF Interactive RPG!
« Reply #110 on: February 27, 2011, 04:01:51 PM »
"Let's play circus. You can sit on my face and I'll guess your weight." You say, with full confidence and a bit of a "cool guy" tone.

"Look at you, little man!" She says, obviously aroused, "How old are you, hon?"

"19" You say with slightly wavering confidence.

"Well, what's say we go over to my place and we make a man out of you?" She suggests. Before you can even think about the consequences, you blurt out "Hell yeah!" and follow her out the door, motioning to Kevin to follow you, but not too closely. She doesn't seem to notice. When you get to the house, you motion for Kevin to stay outside, while shooting glances back at the girl. Kevin looks disgusted, but reluctantly nods. You go into the house with her.

Looking around the house, it definitely seems like a house that plays Minecraft. The internet router is perched lovingly atop the fireplace, and the refrigerator is adorned with Minecraft magnets and other assorted paraphernalia. She pours two glasses of wine, and sits down next to you on a leather couch. She proposes a toast to Minecraft, and takes a sip. There's an artistic metal plate on the table in front of you. Time to act.

A) Initiate making out
B) Hit her over the head with the plate
C) "Well...it's getting late. Better head home."
D) "...Fuck Minecraft"
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Re: A DTF Interactive RPG!
« Reply #111 on: February 27, 2011, 04:07:55 PM »
A!!!!!!!!!!

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Re: A DTF Interactive RPG!
« Reply #112 on: February 27, 2011, 04:16:53 PM »
A.
You can always kill her later.

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Re: A DTF Interactive RPG!
« Reply #113 on: February 27, 2011, 04:40:13 PM »
A...because if we get her clothes off, we don't have to worry about her packing a concealed weapon.
     

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Re: A DTF Interactive RPG!
« Reply #114 on: February 27, 2011, 04:52:05 PM »
A...because if we get her clothes off, we don't have to worry about her packing a concealed weapon.

This. Also boobs.

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Re: A DTF Interactive RPG!
« Reply #115 on: February 27, 2011, 05:01:11 PM »
D)!
Joe and I in the same squad is basically the virtual equivalent of us plowing a rape van through an elementary school playground at recess.

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Re: A DTF Interactive RPG!
« Reply #116 on: February 28, 2011, 12:00:43 PM »
A!

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Re: A DTF Interactive RPG!
« Reply #117 on: February 28, 2011, 07:07:41 PM »
I'll update this tomorrow. I need to sort some things out.
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Re: A DTF Interactive RPG!
« Reply #118 on: February 28, 2011, 10:32:49 PM »
I'll update this tomorrow. I need to sort some things out.

Like how to post boobs here.
     

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Re: A DTF Interactive RPG!
« Reply #119 on: March 01, 2011, 07:16:01 PM »
You bring yourself closer to her and hold her head. She backs away.

"Whoa there, cowboy. What are you doing?"

"Uh..." You respond back, completely dumbfounded.

"I thought we came here to play Minecraft?" She says to you. You're wondering how in the hell she could have interpreted what you said as a desire to play a computer game, but you're desperately trying not to say something stupid.

A) Go for the plate
B) Clock her in the face
C) Yell for help
D) "...Fuck Minecraft"
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Re: A DTF Interactive RPG!
« Reply #120 on: March 01, 2011, 07:48:04 PM »
A.

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Re: A DTF Interactive RPG!
« Reply #121 on: March 01, 2011, 07:51:38 PM »
a

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Re: A DTF Interactive RPG!
« Reply #122 on: March 01, 2011, 07:53:16 PM »
D :neverusethis:

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Re: A DTF Interactive RPG!
« Reply #123 on: March 01, 2011, 09:41:11 PM »
D :neverusethis:
This!

She's alone plus Kevin Moore is nearby, if she transforms we can kill it!
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Re: A DTF Interactive RPG!
« Reply #124 on: March 01, 2011, 09:54:07 PM »
E)  "Hey baby, we're going to play Minecraft alright, but I got to explore your underground tunnels first."
     

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Re: A DTF Interactive RPG!
« Reply #125 on: March 02, 2011, 12:06:52 AM »
A

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Re: A DTF Interactive RPG!
« Reply #126 on: March 02, 2011, 12:21:49 AM »
A

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Re: A DTF Interactive RPG!
« Reply #127 on: March 02, 2011, 04:08:01 AM »
D :neverusethis:
This!

She's alone plus Kevin Moore is nearby, if she transforms we can kill it!

Why wouldn't we kill it before it transforms then?

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Re: A DTF Interactive RPG!
« Reply #128 on: March 02, 2011, 04:54:27 AM »
I'll just throw this out there. It's probably not in your best interests to kill it. After all, you're trying to get information out of it.  ;)
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Re: A DTF Interactive RPG!
« Reply #129 on: March 03, 2011, 07:11:06 PM »
You reach for the plate, slowly. You comment on the interesting pattern on it, and chiefly smack her in the face with it. She has no time to react, and falls to the ground like a sack of potatoes. You call to Kevin to come help move her out of the house and back to Kevin's. You carry her by her shoulders, and Kevin grabs her legs. You duct tape her to a chair and sit quietly waiting for her to wake up. You would say something to Kevin, but the novelty of kidnapping somebody is kind of making the situation awkward. She stirs, and grunts. Her eyes open.

"How should we get her to transform?" You ask Kevin.

"Hm...maybe we should try to get some information first. She might be more receptive in her current state."

A) "So, where do the Minecraft developers live?"
B) "Do you ever feel like you're under control when you play Minecraft?"
C) "What's your cup size?"
D) "...Fuck Minecraft."
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Re: A DTF Interactive RPG!
« Reply #130 on: March 03, 2011, 07:13:20 PM »
C
I AM A GUY
You're a fucking stupid bitch.
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Re: A DTF Interactive RPG!
« Reply #131 on: March 03, 2011, 07:22:04 PM »
C

so that when we get the information we will know how much water we can get without having to refill our cups.

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Re: A DTF Interactive RPG!
« Reply #132 on: March 03, 2011, 08:11:40 PM »
A

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Re: A DTF Interactive RPG!
« Reply #133 on: March 03, 2011, 10:40:56 PM »
B.  She probably doesn't know the answer to A.
     

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Re: A DTF Interactive RPG!
« Reply #134 on: March 03, 2011, 10:59:27 PM »
C
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Re: A DTF Interactive RPG!
« Reply #135 on: March 04, 2011, 12:23:16 AM »
C

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Re: A DTF Interactive RPG!
« Reply #136 on: March 04, 2011, 12:41:17 PM »
C

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Re: A DTF Interactive RPG!
« Reply #137 on: March 07, 2011, 07:39:42 PM »
"What's your cup size?" you ask inquisitively.

"Ugh, you again?" She says, "Look, why can't you just be normal and play Minecraft with me or something. I'm totally not into bondage, dude." You decide to take some initiative and get to the point.

"Alright. Enough. What do you know about Minecraft?" you raise your voice.

"Uh...it's a fun game that I like to play a lot?" She responds.

"No. There's more to it than that. If I say anything negative about Minecraft you'll turn into a monster."

"Wow, man. What the hell did you take this morning?" She says, obviously annoyed.

"You know, I can't take any more of this. Fuck Minecraft," you yell. Immediately, the girl outgrows her bonds and crashes through the roof of the house. She tears off the rest of the roof and stares down at you. She speaks in a noticeably deeper and growling tone.

"So, you're 2 of the last resistors, eh? Fine. You want to know about Minecraft? I'll tell you. You two and two others we're keeping at our bases are the only people left who haven't been enslaved. There are 8 bases around the region, and they're impossible to penetrate. Also, of course, now that I've gone and flapped my gums, a security alert has been raised. Every single person in the world is now a monster, gunning for you. Enjoy the rest of your life. It surely won't be long!" She jeers. You grab a knife that is on the floor next to you, and assume the battle position. Kevin rushes up next to you.

"Oh, so you're fighting it? This should be fun." She says.

MINECRAFT SLAVE #301269
HP: 100/100
MP: 25/25
STRENGTHS: UNKNOWN
WEAKNESSES: UNKNOWN

YOU                            KEVIN MOORE
HP: 25/25                    HP: 50/50
MP: 0/0                       MP: 50/50

A) Attack                    A) Physical Attack
B) Defend                    B) Defend
C) Attempt Escape        C) Magical Attack
D) Use item                  D) Use item

INVENTORY! (ANALYSIS!)
Half of a meatball sub (Thoroughly crushed)
Wallet (State ID)
Keys
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« Reply #138 on: March 07, 2011, 11:15:38 PM »
I rape the bitch. Right in the pussy hole.
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Re: A DTF Interactive RPG!
« Reply #139 on: March 08, 2011, 11:27:34 AM »
A and C