Author Topic: Create a DTF epic! (Read 21469 times)

mizzl · « **Reply #35 on:** February 01, 2011, 02:21:59 PM »

In the background a jazz band is trying to cover Metropolis Pt 1

Jakartabassplayer · « **Reply #36 on:** February 01, 2011, 02:23:55 PM »

while emperor Nero plays the fiddle

Nic35 · « **Reply #37 on:** February 01, 2011, 02:25:51 PM »

Then Coldplay does a medley of Meshuggah songs.

Jakartabassplayer · « **Reply #38 on:** February 01, 2011, 02:28:03 PM »

followed by William shatner improvising with a lute

mizzl · « **Reply #39 on:** February 01, 2011, 02:30:08 PM »

Quote from: Jakartabassplayer on February 01, 2011, 02:28:03 PM

followed by William shatner improvising with a lute

Followed by Steven Wilson covering a Justin Bieber song, ironically

Jakartabassplayer · « **Reply #40 on:** February 01, 2011, 02:33:20 PM »

Then Lemmy plays a trombone while Maynard James Keenan and David Bowie do a vocal solo with their male parts

mizzl · « **Reply #41 on:** February 01, 2011, 02:34:36 PM »

Part V: The Dragon and the Dishwasher

Jakartabassplayer · « **Reply #42 on:** February 01, 2011, 02:38:04 PM »

it starts out with Neil peart trying to do his dishes on stage

Zook · « **Reply #43 on:** February 01, 2011, 02:43:31 PM »

Lars rolls on stage with a unicycle banging a trash can while throwing lawyers at audience members.

Jakartabassplayer · « **Reply #44 on:** February 01, 2011, 02:48:04 PM »

John myung moves

RoeDent · « **Reply #45 on:** February 01, 2011, 02:49:11 PM »

BTW, this is Part VII (7) now, not Part V (5).

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Three differently-pitched tam-tam (gong) strikes

Nic35 · « **Reply #46 on:** February 01, 2011, 02:49:49 PM »

BOOM MYUNG TACKLE

Jakartabassplayer · « **Reply #47 on:** February 01, 2011, 02:50:13 PM »

by Orbert

mizzl · « **Reply #48 on:** February 01, 2011, 02:50:30 PM »

Quote from: Jakartabassplayer on February 01, 2011, 02:48:04 PM

John myung moves

James Labrie and John Travolta double up in a dragon suit and traverse the stage

Jakartabassplayer · « **Reply #49 on:** February 01, 2011, 02:52:10 PM »

MP plays a E chord on a Trombone

mizzl · « **Reply #50 on:** February 01, 2011, 02:53:22 PM »

Gloria Gaynor plays all the notes on a xylophone

Simultaneously

RoeDent · « **Reply #51 on:** February 01, 2011, 03:08:53 PM »

Spock's Beard (with Neal Morse) and Gentle Giant launch into a mind-boggling 10-part vocal fugue on the lyrics:

Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogie said up jump the boogie

DarkLord_Lalinc · « **Reply #52 on:** February 01, 2011, 03:28:14 PM »

Part VII: The John Petrucci cup of tea

Mike Portnoy plays blast beats. No instruments but drums.

ScioPath · « **Reply #53 on:** February 01, 2011, 03:40:57 PM »

Samples from The Room.

"Oh hi," "Oh hai," "Ohai," "YOU'RE TEARING ME APART LISA!!" "Oh, Hi," "Oh hi Johnny, I didn't know it was you." "I have breast cancer." "Oh Hai," "Oh Hai, Denny,"

Segues into the next part with "Ha Ha Ha."

RoeDent · « **Reply #54 on:** February 01, 2011, 03:45:54 PM »

Part VIII: Carrots

Cathedral organ (all stops out) chords: Ebm-Bm-Dm-Fm-Cm-G#m-Bm-Dm

DarkLord_Lalinc · « **Reply #55 on:** February 01, 2011, 03:47:10 PM »

Part IX: The John Petrucci cup of tea (Reprise)

Mike Portnoy plays blast beats. No instruments but drums.

ScioPath · « **Reply #56 on:** February 01, 2011, 03:53:11 PM »

Wait, where did Mike come from?

19/32 Bass solo

RoeDent · « **Reply #57 on:** February 01, 2011, 04:13:15 PM »

Choir (acapella): Seven hundred... (huge chord from rock band, orchestra and organ) POOOOOOSTS!!!

SPNKr · « **Reply #58 on:** February 01, 2011, 05:02:03 PM »

Jazz solo.

sonatafanica · « **Reply #59 on:** February 01, 2011, 05:03:27 PM »

*crowd of girls bored out of their minds*

ScioPath · « **Reply #60 on:** February 01, 2011, 06:00:15 PM »

Acoustic reprise of the riff from part 2.

sneakyblueberry · « **Reply #61 on:** February 01, 2011, 06:08:41 PM »

Kevin Moore shows up and opens himself again.

dethklok09 · « **Reply #62 on:** February 01, 2011, 06:46:32 PM »

mozart is resurected and does a crabcore solo while singing a tribute to my band by playing a piano melody of a song i covered written by the same man (mozart)

Zook · « **Reply #63 on:** February 01, 2011, 07:00:36 PM »

Michigan J. Frog does pig squeals on Mozart's head.

dethklok09 · « **Reply #64 on:** February 01, 2011, 07:08:14 PM »

han solo and chewbaca come out for a 49 minute fap unison and ends with the sound of a splash of their dick juice covering the face of a thousand hitler clones sent in to play a flute solo instead.

Ultimetalhead · « **Reply #65 on:** February 01, 2011, 07:30:55 PM »

Clinks63 descends from the sky and stops the music for a 30 second yodel solo from Spanjaards.

ClairvoyantCat · « **Reply #66 on:** February 01, 2011, 07:39:15 PM »

Clinks then proceeds to take out his theremin and plays every part of The Dance of Eternity on it at once

LCArenas · « **Reply #67 on:** February 01, 2011, 08:35:51 PM »

Then all the music starts to fade away, except for the bass. A whisper saying "We all Love Bacon-Flavored Bacon" repeatedly starts to be heard at the background. In the beginning it's just a whisper by a Warm-Voiced man (Think of Morgan Freeman) but then it goes louder and louder and being whispered by a lot of people at a chorus. Men, women, children, all of them. Then it becomes a huge unison of people saying it with defiance. Hundreds of people. The bass is still sounding. It lasts 5 minutes.

sneakyblueberry · « **Reply #68 on:** February 01, 2011, 09:10:22 PM »

Antigoon and I sing an acoustic rock ballad... needless to say, it floors the entire audience.

Jakartabassplayer · « **Reply #69 on:** February 02, 2011, 12:56:50 AM »

then Cannibal corpse covers more than a feeling

News: Track-by-track video for Fall Into the Light: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ezfzdMpRc0

Author Topic: Create a DTF epic! (Read 21469 times)