Author Topic: Create a DTF epic! (Read 21430 times)

Jakartabassplayer · « **Reply #140 on:** February 05, 2011, 08:24:40 AM »

Primus takes the stage to play Wagners lothengrin

mizzl · « **Reply #141 on:** February 05, 2011, 08:49:10 AM »

Nicky Spanjaards sings It's Raining Men in 7/12

masterthes · « **Reply #142 on:** February 05, 2011, 09:45:47 AM »

John Myung burps

mizzl · « **Reply #143 on:** February 05, 2011, 09:47:48 AM »

A dark god from another dimension then appears out of nowhere and chooses John Myung to be his successor

ClairvoyantCat · « **Reply #144 on:** February 05, 2011, 09:50:33 AM »

Quote from: mizzl on February 05, 2011, 09:47:48 AM

A dark god from another dimension then appears out of nowhere and chooses John Myung to be his successor

To which Myung replies,

Quote from: John Myung

ScioPath · « **Reply #145 on:** February 05, 2011, 10:24:37 AM »

Keyboard/Bass unison in 5713/8,192; Guitar comes in after 7.45 measures.

masterthes · « **Reply #146 on:** February 05, 2011, 04:10:41 PM »

Devin Townsend sings a death metal version of "I'm a Little Teacup"

The Letter M · « **Reply #147 on:** February 05, 2011, 04:15:08 PM »

Akerfeldt then growls out "Twinkle Twinkle Little Star", but played in a jazzy 7/8.

-Marc.

RoeDent · « **Reply #148 on:** February 05, 2011, 04:15:43 PM »

Jordan Rudess plays 'Ride of the Valkyries' on the pipe organ.

Jakartabassplayer · « **Reply #149 on:** February 05, 2011, 04:26:56 PM »

Quote from: RoeDent on February 05, 2011, 04:15:43 PM

Jordan Rudess plays 'Ride of the Valkyries' on the pipe organ.

because of this Wagner is resurrected

mizzl · « **Reply #150 on:** February 05, 2011, 04:44:14 PM »

In the center of all this chaos, an angry child is tearing apart a napkin.

(scream if you get the reference)

MajorMatt · « **Reply #151 on:** February 05, 2011, 05:20:08 PM »

Quote from: mizzl on February 05, 2011, 04:44:14 PM

In the center of all this chaos, an angry child is tearing apart a napkin.

(scream if you get the reference)

*screams*

lolitcrowd

LCArenas · « **Reply #152 on:** February 05, 2011, 08:22:29 PM »

Mike Portnoy runs to the stage to sing "The Dark Eternal Night" a capella, but JMX tackles him again. Then he invites Yo-Yo Ma, who does a pretty sweet cello solo.

ScioPath · « **Reply #153 on:** February 05, 2011, 09:38:15 PM »

Proggy riff in 7/16.
And then 7/8.
And then 7/4.
And then 7/2.
And then 7/0.

*loldivisionbyzero.*

And then the universe explodes.

In 7/8.

The Letter M · « **Reply #154 on:** February 05, 2011, 09:49:37 PM »

Quote from: ScioPath on February 05, 2011, 09:38:15 PM

Proggy riff in 7/16.
And then 7/8.
And then 7/4.
And then 7/2.
And then 7/0.

*loldivisionbyzero.*

And then the universe explodes.

In 7/8.

Then God recreates the universe and creates the Earth in 7/Days, then sends a choir of angels to cover the opening of "Watcher Of The Skies"

-Marc.

ScioPath · « **Reply #155 on:** February 05, 2011, 10:05:45 PM »

And then the owl from Fly By Night swoops in and ass-rapes Chris Collins.

Zook · « **Reply #156 on:** February 05, 2011, 10:27:56 PM »

And the famous King Crimson album cover is born.

RoeDent · « **Reply #157 on:** February 06, 2011, 01:30:13 AM »

The ladies of the choir scream at the ugliness (not necessarily a bad thing) of the KC album cover.

Kosmo · « **Reply #158 on:** February 06, 2011, 03:36:52 AM »

What do i add to that...

mizzl · « **Reply #159 on:** February 06, 2011, 04:51:30 AM »

At first God creates the Light. Because the Light is not enough, he then proceeds to create Steven Wilson and Daniel Gildenlow.

ScioPath · « **Reply #160 on:** February 06, 2011, 07:19:59 AM »

And Peter Gabriel said "Let there be awesomeness." And so, the book of Genesis begins.

bloop · « **Reply #161 on:** February 06, 2011, 08:41:33 AM »

Suddenly, everything is William Shatner.

Zook · « **Reply #162 on:** February 06, 2011, 09:02:03 AM »

David Hassellhoff breaks the spell by singing a lovely german seranade..... In 4/4

RoeDent · « **Reply #163 on:** February 06, 2011, 10:05:58 AM »

Transatlantic, Spock's Beard, Marillion, Dream Theater and The Flower Kings all play coda of 'I Want You (She's So Heavy)' for 3 hours.

lateralus88 · « **Reply #164 on:** February 06, 2011, 11:05:25 AM »

As the song is about to hit its reprise, Freddy Mercury raises from the dead and serenades the audience with the most beautiful improvised vocal melodies known to man.

Jakartabassplayer · « **Reply #165 on:** February 06, 2011, 12:14:01 PM »

Claudio Sanchez' hair plays a guitar solo

mizzl · « **Reply #166 on:** February 06, 2011, 12:24:21 PM »

Suddenly, Randy takes a huge shit

jsem · « **Reply #167 on:** February 06, 2011, 01:15:51 PM »

Lars Ulrich takes a crap and suddenly.. the book of Exodus.

ScioPath · « **Reply #168 on:** February 06, 2011, 01:43:24 PM »

*Album Art by STEVETHEATER*

ScioPath · « **Reply #169 on:** February 07, 2011, 10:47:31 AM »

And then the thread is resurrected.

Zook · « **Reply #170 on:** February 07, 2011, 12:47:13 PM »

Keanu Reeves, Hulk Hogan and John Myung battle to the death for the bass player position, while gurgling the theme from Spider-man.

Jakartabassplayer · « **Reply #171 on:** February 07, 2011, 01:13:53 PM »

Fred Astaire does the Butters tapdance dance of Death

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Author Topic: Create a DTF epic! (Read 21430 times)

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