The Creepy Penpal Project! [Update 6/3 - 1.21 GIGAWATTS!]

[glaurung]

What the hell, I'll take a letter.

Edit: I forgot I already signed up and PMed you my shipping info.

lol

[ZBomber]

What the hell, I'll take a letter.

YOU ALREADY SIGNED UP BRO

NO NEED TO ENTER TWICE

[glaurung]

ninja'd

[Gorille85]

I want a letter!

[Quadrochosis]

I want a letter, too!

[lateralus88]

Damn, if I lived alone I would totally do this. If I got a letter written by a random guy over the internet in the mail, my parents would lose their shit and jump to conclusions. Even after I explained the situation to them, they would think you're a rapist or something.

I mean you are, but....yeah.

Yeah, thats the one thing that worries me.  The letters are gonna be kept somewhat "PG-13", but still, it would be really awkward if someone's parents saw the letters/pictures. 

Wait, hold the fuck on. You are going to be holding back? Don't let your artistic vision get in the way of what my parents might think.







Then again, my family don't even give a fuck. Send me horse porn for all they care, as long as you don't go Unibomber on my hou...ZBomber....FUCK.

[Global Laziness]

Yeah, don't hold back with me. I live with friends, not family, and I could care less what they think about my mail.

[glaurung]

Why are other people going through your mail anyways? Family or otherwise?

[Quadrochosis]

Why are other people going through your mail anyways? Family or otherwise?

My parents don't intentionally, sometimes they just open without really looking and then when they realize it's not for them they just pretend they didn't open it. But if that happened with a drug crazed rant from some random New England-er whom they don't know they might ask some questions.

It's more of a precaution than anything.

[ZBomber]

Alright, I'm gonna mail the first batch of 4 this weekend. Once the people receive their letters, I will upload them to this thread so everyone can read them if they want.

[lateralus88]

 

[Jamesman42]

Alright, I'm gonna mail the first batch of 4 this weekend. Once the people receive their letters, I will upload them to this thread so everyone can read them if they want.

[ZBomber]

First four letters: MAILED

LHK, TDOL, PLM, and James... please let me know when you receive your letters. Once you get them, I will upload them here so others can check them out.

Also if anyone wants to send a letter back (no one has to, just putting this disclaimer here just in case someone actually wants to) PLEASE DO NOT MAIL IT TO THE ADDRESS ON THE RETURN LABEL. I'm usually at school and would not be able to check that mail address often. If you want to send a letter back, PM me and I will give you my school mailing address.

And I finished Icy's and GL's letters.

[Global Laziness]

And I finished Icy's and GL's letters.

Awesome.

[Jamesman42]

please let me know when you receive your letters. Once you get them, I will upload them here so others can check them out.

Will do!

And I will probably write you back. Be afraid (nothing illegal).

[Jamesman42]

GOT MINE

Already fapped to 4 of the 6 photos of you, Z.

[ZBomber]

 

Here is James' letter:
RIGHT CLICK VIEW IMAGE YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO




I gotta be honest and say I wasn't too satisfied with the letter I wrote you... so I tried to think of something that would make up for it.

And then I realized... all we need is each other.

Babeh.

So I attached an awesome collage of myself.

[MetalManiac666]

Awesome.

[Jamesman42]

Dude, for real, I had a long day today (bad headache at school, and people were asking me a lot of hard calculus and number theory questions), and I came home, read your letter, and got a great laugh.

And the smiley face on the back of the envelope was the perfect "intro" to receiving your letter.

[ZBomber]

Dude, for real, I had a long day today (bad headache at school, and people were asking me a lot of hard calculus and number theory questions), and I came home, read your letter, and got a great laugh.

And the smiley face on the back of the envelope was the perfect "intro" to receiving your letter.

Glad it helped make your day a little better.   

I still feel kinda bad though, I didn't realize how short it was when I wrote it, so the day before I sent them out I was reading over the letters and realized I needed to include something else with your letter. Sadly that something else was a collage of me.  BUT YOU'RE THE ONLY PERSON SO FAR WHO HAS GOTTEN 3 PAGES. And it cost me more money because I had to print using expensive ink. So, in reality, your letter is the closest to my heart, because my wallet is always kept in my breast pocket, and I love and value money.

[Jamesman42]

HAHA

Oh man. I am not offended in any way, it was cool to get that.

I'll work on writing you back, pen pal.

[LeeHarveyKennedy]

Because I'm much cooler than Jamesman, I let him post his letter first. But I've had mine for, like, a month now, so I figured I might as well let ZBomber post it. He's been so anxious to do so.

[ZBomber]

LHK - I'm sorry, I've received word that the package I sent you was actually intercepted by terrorists. Inside the package was supposed to be the uranium needed to complete your doom's day weapon. However, it seems those no good terrorists took that out, smoked the uranium, and then wrote you a letter claiming to be me. The only solution I can think of is to go back in time and make sure the terrorists do not intercept the package. The only problem is, we need to find 1.21 jiggawatts of power. You up for an adventure, buddy?

 


https://img27.imageshack.us/g/lhk1.jpg/
Right click, view image etc.

[Global Laziness]

I'm liking the nonsense so far, can't wait for mine!

[PlaysLikeMyung]

got it

[Jamesman42]

Because I'm much cooler than Jamesman, I let him post his letter first. But I've had mine for, like, a month now, so I figured I might as well let ZBomber post it. He's been so anxious to do so.

Prepare for rapey rape

[ZBomber]

PLM's letter:
https://img694.imageshack.us/g/will1c.jpg/

[PlaysLikeMyung]

The fact that you hate peanut butter makes me respect you a little less

[ZBomber]

Well, I think I have a mild peanut allergy, so there isn't that much I can do about that buddy. 

Unless you wanna get in my jeans and change things... I mean.... genes....

[Global Laziness]

The fact that you hate peanut butter makes me respect you so much more

This.

[LeeHarveyKennedy]

Because I'm much cooler than Jamesman, I let him post his letter first. But I've had mine for, like, a month now, so I figured I might as well let ZBomber post it. He's been so anxious to do so.

Prepare for rapey rape

You don't know how long I've been waiting to hear those words.

[PlaysLikeMyung]

The fact that you hate peanut butter makes me respect you so much more

This.

Not you too

[Jamesman42]

Because I'm much cooler than Jamesman, I let him post his letter first. But I've had mine for, like, a month now, so I figured I might as well let ZBomber post it. He's been so anxious to do so.

Prepare for rapey rape

You don't know how long I've been waiting to hear those words.

Prepare for
Prepare for
Prepare for
Prepare four for rape

[LeeHarveyKennedy]

Because I'm much cooler than Jamesman, I let him post his letter first. But I've had mine for, like, a month now, so I figured I might as well let ZBomber post it. He's been so anxious to do so.

Prepare for rapey rape

You don't know how long I've been waiting to hear those words.

Prepare for
Prepare for
Prepare for
Prepare four for rape

If you had said that once too me, I'd be happy, but by the third time in this fourth-rate thread I was ready to down a fifth of six-year-old Scotch on my way to seventh heaven, listening to Octavarium until nine o'clock and nervous as a tenth-grader studying for a physics exam at the eleventh hour, leaping like a lord in the 12 Days of Christmas.

[Jamesman42]

Four teens killed today by LHK's post. News story at 15:00.