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Re: The Creepy Penpal Project! [Update 2/26 - O CANADAAA]
« Reply #105 on: February 26, 2011, 04:34:44 PM »
Can't believe I just read this thread. Being sick in bed has come to this.  :corn

Not sure if I should be offended or honored?  :lol

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Re: The Creepy Penpal Project! [Update 2/26 - O CANADAAA]
« Reply #106 on: February 26, 2011, 04:44:43 PM »
Can't believe I just read this thread. Being sick in bed has come to this.  :corn

Not sure if I should be offended or honored?  :lol

Not sure why I would want a letter, but kind of wish I would have got in before the deadline.  :lol
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Re: The Creepy Penpal Project! [Update 2/26 - O CANADAAA]
« Reply #107 on: February 27, 2011, 10:25:25 AM »
Not sure why I would want a letter

Because they're awesome and ZBomber is hilarious.
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Re: The Creepy Penpal Project! [Update 2/26 - O CANADAAA]
« Reply #108 on: February 27, 2011, 12:00:49 PM »
Not sure why I would want a letter

Because they're awesome and ZBomber is hilarious.

His letters are awesome indeed.  :metal
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Re: The Creepy Penpal Project! [Update 2/26 - O CANADAAA]
« Reply #109 on: February 27, 2011, 12:57:24 PM »
I got mine and it cracked me up.  Thanks ZBomber!
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Re: The Creepy Penpal Project! [Update 2/27 - FARM FUN!]
« Reply #110 on: February 27, 2011, 01:08:50 PM »
GOD DAMN IT

I just realized that I don't have the second page of Icy's letter scanned. :( My stupid scanner doesn't always scan when I hit the button, and I was trying to rush and scan everything before I sent them out. So, no second page. :( Icy, feel free to type it up/scan it if you really want to, but that's kinda time consuming so you don't have to. :lol

Anyways, page 1 and 3:


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Re: The Creepy Penpal Project! [Update 2/27 - FARM FUN!]
« Reply #111 on: February 27, 2011, 02:11:46 PM »
Yet another masterpiece!  :tup
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Re: The Creepy Penpal Project! [Update 2/27 - FARM FUN!]
« Reply #112 on: February 27, 2011, 02:17:38 PM »
I love the horse! :lol

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Re: The Creepy Penpal Project! [Update 3/7 - Coleslaw!]
« Reply #113 on: March 07, 2011, 11:42:03 AM »
Today's update is.... actually a bunch of old letters. :lol

The first one is TDOL's letter, which I wrote a long time ago, but it never got delivered until recently.  This was the second one I  wrote actually.




Also, Nick sent me a letter a couple weeks ago, but since I wasn't expecting anything I didn't check my PO Box so I just got it now. :lol


As for the rest of the letters... I have spring break next week so I'll finish the next batch then.  :tup

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Re: The Creepy Penpal Project! [Update 3/7 - COLESLAW!]
« Reply #114 on: March 07, 2011, 12:59:37 PM »
Awesome letters you two. :lol
Cole: "Ow I just got hit in the balls"
Me: "How?"
Cole: "Well you know when you try to scratch your balls, and you scratch too hard?
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Re: The Creepy Penpal Project! [Update 3/7 - COLESLAW!]
« Reply #115 on: March 07, 2011, 06:41:27 PM »
Steven Wilson and Doritos...great taste in music (of course, you're on DTF) and food.  :metal
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Re: The Creepy Penpal Project! [Update 3/7 - COLESLAW!]
« Reply #116 on: March 07, 2011, 06:54:33 PM »
YAY I MIGHT GET A LETTER EVENTUALLY
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Re: The Creepy Penpal Project! [Update 3/7 - COLESLAW!]
« Reply #117 on: March 07, 2011, 07:18:49 PM »
Should've signed up for this.  Some very good :lol moments in the last few.

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Re: The Creepy Penpal Project! [Update 3/7 - COLESLAW!]
« Reply #118 on: March 21, 2011, 02:35:49 PM »
Just an update, lat's is all written. I'll send it out at the end of the week, but I wanna get another letter sent out with that too so we'll see.

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Re: The Creepy Penpal Project! [Update 3/7 - COLESLAW!]
« Reply #119 on: March 21, 2011, 02:36:39 PM »
Just an update, lat's is all written. I'll send it out at the end of the week, but I wanna get another letter sent out with that too so we'll see.

DAMN YOU SCHOOL
:caffeine: :heart
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Re: The Creepy Penpal Project! [Update 3/7 - COLESLAW!]
« Reply #120 on: March 21, 2011, 02:40:37 PM »
This leter will be like Brokeback Mountain with pencils and toldler drawings.  Z point on the paper where lat touched you.
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
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Re: The Creepy Penpal Project! [Update 3/7 - COLESLAW!]
« Reply #121 on: March 21, 2011, 02:41:34 PM »
This leter will be like Brokeback Mountain with pencils and toldler drawings.  Z point on the paper where lat touched you.
It's not like it's a mystery. Everywhere.
I felt its length in quite a few places.

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Re: The Creepy Penpal Project! [Update 3/7 - COLESLAW!]
« Reply #122 on: March 21, 2011, 02:42:53 PM »
CSI will be looking for #2 pencil shavings then, and rug burns.
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
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Re: The Creepy Penpal Project! [Update 3/7 - COLESLAW!]
« Reply #123 on: March 21, 2011, 02:44:25 PM »
I tried to erase the scars, but there is no pencil long enough to reach my heart.

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Re: The Creepy Penpal Project! [Update 3/7 - COLESLAW!]
« Reply #124 on: March 21, 2011, 02:45:10 PM »
I tried to erase the scars, but there is no pencil long enough to reach my heart.
Why don't you inch a little closer to daddy. I'll kiss the booboos and make them feel all better.


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Re: The Creepy Penpal Project! [Update 3/7 - COLESLAW!]
« Reply #125 on: March 21, 2011, 02:46:15 PM »
I tried to erase the scars, but there is no pencil long enough to reach my heart.

 :rollin

So true.  Rug burns fade but a crushed pelvis and heart take time.
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
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Re: The Creepy Penpal Project! [Update 3/7 - COLESLAW!]
« Reply #126 on: April 13, 2011, 09:19:03 PM »
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Re: The Creepy Penpal Project! [Update 3/7 - COLESLAW!]
« Reply #127 on: April 13, 2011, 09:21:29 PM »
I tried to erase the scars, but there is no pencil long enough to reach my heart.
Why don't you inch a little closer to daddy. I'll kiss the booboos and make them feel all better.


 :-*


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Re: The Creepy Penpal Project! [Update 3/7 - COLESLAW!]
« Reply #128 on: April 13, 2011, 10:06:24 PM »
I dunno if I posted this or not, but school has been a bitch lately. I finished lat's letter but never sent it out, I'll try to do that soon, probably this weekend. As for the 3 or 4 remaining, I'm gonna be working on your letters, but I probably won't have them finished or mailed out until I get out of school in May.

So, yeah, slight delay on this stuff until school is done. Expect everything in the mail by mid-May. If anyone sent me their address and are going to be at a different address by May (as in people that use different addys during the school year), let me know and I will make sure I send it to the right place.

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Re: The Creepy Penpal Project! [Update 3/7 - COLESLAW!]
« Reply #129 on: April 13, 2011, 10:09:41 PM »
Take your time, there are plenty of your pictures online to keep me busy in the meantime.
Cole: "Ow I just got hit in the balls"
Me: "How?"
Cole: "Well you know when you try to scratch your balls, and you scratch too hard?
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Re: The Creepy Penpal Project! [Update 3/7 - COLESLAW!]
« Reply #130 on: April 14, 2011, 01:53:50 AM »
I will cherish the letter I received from you forever.
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Re: The Creepy Penpal Project! [Update 3/7 - COLESLAW!]
« Reply #131 on: April 29, 2011, 01:25:34 PM »
Sent lat's letter out today. Included a bonus item since it took me like a year to send it out.

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Re: The Creepy Penpal Project! [Update 3/7 - COLESLAW!]
« Reply #132 on: April 29, 2011, 02:00:03 PM »
Sent lat's letter out today. Included a bonus item since it took me like a year to send it out.
:caffeine:  :hat
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Re: The Creepy Penpal Project! [Update 3/7 - COLESLAW!]
« Reply #133 on: April 29, 2011, 06:08:42 PM »
Hmmm what could this bonus item be?
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Re: The Creepy Penpal Project! [Update 3/7 - COLESLAW!]
« Reply #134 on: April 29, 2011, 06:23:30 PM »
a dick
Cole: "Ow I just got hit in the balls"
Me: "How?"
Cole: "Well you know when you try to scratch your balls, and you scratch too hard?
I'll admit sometimes I want to listen to Dragonforce.

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Re: The Creepy Penpal Project! [Update 3/7 - COLESLAW!]
« Reply #136 on: April 29, 2011, 07:33:21 PM »
Sure do wish I had to a letter to keep me company on a lonely night like this one.  :'(
Cole: "Ow I just got hit in the balls"
Me: "How?"
Cole: "Well you know when you try to scratch your balls, and you scratch too hard?
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Re: The Creepy Penpal Project! [Update 3/7 - COLESLAW!]
« Reply #137 on: April 29, 2011, 07:42:03 PM »
THERE IS AN ORDER TO LIFE

AND YOU WANT TO DISTURB IT?!


It'll be coming soon, you're next on the list and I only have one more week of school. Plus, I currently have to abstain from certain things until I get a job, so... yeah.

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Re: The Creepy Penpal Project! [Update 3/7 - COLESLAW!]
« Reply #138 on: May 02, 2011, 04:18:04 PM »
HEY BRO I GOT THE LETTER. FEEL FREE TO POST THAT SHIT. I LOL'D AT THE POKEMAN CARD YOU GAVE ME.
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Re: The Creepy Penpal Project! [Update 3/7 - COLESLAW!]
« Reply #139 on: May 02, 2011, 07:50:05 PM »
 :biggrin:

I didn't scan the Pokemon card, and I  don't really remember what I put on it, so... yeah/  :lol

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I'm on my last week of school now, so I'll be writing/sending the others out within the new 2 weeks or so.