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The Creepy Penpal Project! [Update 6/3 - 1.21 GIGAWATTS!]
« on: January 28, 2011, 08:18:24 PM »
SIGN-UPS ARE NOW CLOSED

Alright, I am bored.

And I want to do something awesome.

Line breaks are pretty cool.

I want to write letters. But I have no friends or anyone to write to. I guess I could open up a phone book and pick random people to write letters to, but I don't think most people would appreciate my high rambling. So, I come to YOU, DTF.

That's right, for a very limited time, you can be the owner of a hand written letter, personally thought out and written by ME. Also included in each letter will be a limited and extremely awesome picture that I have drawn.

WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?! ITS FREE!


(Also, I won't be able to send letters anywhere else other than the US since I am a poor college student and can't afford postage to other countries) EDIT - OK, I will mail to Canada as well.

Participants:
True Death of Life [Info Received] [Written] [Sent] https://imgur.com/a/e0zsU#6Fegy
Quadrochosis [Info Received] [Saving Quad's for a later date  :angel:
LeeHarveyKennedy [Info Received] [Written] [Sent] https://img27.imageshack.us/g/lhk1.jpg/
PlaysLikeMyung [Info Received] [Written] [Sent] https://img694.imageshack.us/g/will1c.jpg/
Jamesman [Info Received] [Written] [Sent] https://img152.imageshack.us/g/james1.jpg/
icysk8r [Info Received] [Written] [Sent] https://imgur.com/a/CsPMs#hSDnE
Global Laziness [Info Received] [Written] [Sent] https://imgur.com/a/GuX1s
Tripp [Info Received] [Written] [Sent] https://imgur.com/a/jDMCV#ICEu4
Lat [Info Received] [Written] [Sent] https://imgur.com/a/lEjdk
glaurung [Info Received] [Written] [Sent] https://imgur.com/a/tZaog
DarkEternalNight [Info Received] [Written] [Sent]
Gorille85 [Info Received]


If you want to send a letter back, please do not mail it to the return address on the label. Instead, send it to my school address because I won't be able to check my home mailbox very often.

Yeah I'm not living at school now so if you want to send me a letter back shoot me a PM and I'll give you my address.
« Last Edit: June 03, 2011, 06:29:43 PM by ZBomber »

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Re: Super Awesome Project-ject-ject-ject...
« Reply #1 on: January 28, 2011, 08:33:53 PM »
I'm definitely up for another awesome one like the one you sent me at camp  :lol


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Re: Super Awesome Project-ject-ject-ject...
« Reply #2 on: January 28, 2011, 08:38:08 PM »
I'm definitely up for another awesome one like the one you sent me at camp  :lol



I'm not writing you another letter Sarah. You're so greedy. You know, there are kids in Africa who would LOVE to have someone write them a letter. But nooooo... everyone has a write a letter to YOU, don't they?

jk I'm gonna start yours now.  :heart

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Re: Super Awesome Project-ject-ject-ject...
« Reply #3 on: January 28, 2011, 08:41:25 PM »
WHY IS IT ALWAYS THE KIDS IN AFRICA, DAMMIT


Do they even know they don't have all this stuff?

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Re: Super Awesome Project-ject-ject-ject...
« Reply #4 on: January 28, 2011, 08:42:05 PM »
WHY IS IT ALWAYS THE KIDS IN AFRICA, DAMMIT


Do they even know they don't have all this stuff?

I don't know, but someone should write them a letter to inform them of this!

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Re: Super Awesome Project-ject-ject-ject...
« Reply #5 on: January 28, 2011, 08:43:54 PM »
DO want.
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Re: Super Awesome Project-ject-ject-ject...
« Reply #6 on: January 28, 2011, 08:45:49 PM »
WHY IS IT ALWAYS THE KIDS IN AFRICA, DAMMIT


Do they even know they don't have all this stuff?

I don't know, but someone should write them a letter to inform them of this!
:lol :clap:

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Re: Maybe we can even be pen pals!
« Reply #7 on: January 28, 2011, 08:52:59 PM »
I'll take a letter.
HOLY MARY MOTHER OF GOD!!!!!  THIS is why LHK is the President of Awesome.

Why is everything you post the best thing ever said?  :lol

LHK is beyond EPIC.
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Re: Super Awesome Project-ject-ject-ject...
« Reply #8 on: January 28, 2011, 08:59:26 PM »
NO ONE GIVE HIM YOUR ADDRESS HE'S GONNA SEND YOU AN ANTHRAX-INFEST ENVELOPE AND EVERYONE IN YOUR HOUSE WILL DIE A SLOW AND PAINFUL DEATH.

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Re: Super Awesome Project-ject-ject-ject...
« Reply #9 on: January 28, 2011, 09:01:55 PM »
Fine Birch. You're missing out on lovely drawings of Burger King and Sigz and Link and an entire chat thread on one page.


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Re: Super Awesome Project-ject-ject-ject...
« Reply #10 on: January 28, 2011, 09:04:22 PM »
Fine Birch. You're missing out on lovely drawings of Burger King and Sigz and Link and an entire chat thread on one page.



You should post the letter/drawing I sent you this summer.  :lol

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Re: Super Awesome Project-ject-ject-ject...
« Reply #11 on: January 28, 2011, 09:43:06 PM »
Alright, PM me your mailing addresses. I'm not gonna send you illegal shit, anthrax, or spam your address out etc etc etc. I just finished LHK's letter/drawing and I will do the others soon.

I probably won't be mailing out the letters for another week so people can still sign up. I'll make a list up top soon listing those who are partaking... towards the end I will post the letter for everyone on the forums to read.  :biggrin:

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Re: Super Awesome Project-ject-ject-ject...
« Reply #12 on: January 28, 2011, 11:12:32 PM »
I'm down for this.


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Re: I'm in a giddy mood tonight...
« Reply #13 on: January 29, 2011, 12:41:57 AM »
Hooray, I was first!
HOLY MARY MOTHER OF GOD!!!!!  THIS is why LHK is the President of Awesome.

Why is everything you post the best thing ever said?  :lol

LHK is beyond EPIC.
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Re: Super Awesome Project-ject-ject-ject...
« Reply #14 on: January 29, 2011, 12:50:52 AM »
inb4hecbfandchangeshismindolol

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Re: Super Awesome Project-ject-ject-ject...
« Reply #15 on: January 29, 2011, 07:17:46 AM »
I'm in
www.bedeceived.com

ZOMG WHAT'S AT BEDECEIVED.COM?

I DUNNO!  CLICK THE DARNED LINK TO FIND OUT!

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Re: Super Awesome Project-ject-ject-ject...
« Reply #16 on: January 29, 2011, 08:00:12 AM »
Fine Birch. You're missing out on lovely drawings of Burger King and Sigz and Link and an entire chat thread on one page.



You should post the letter/drawing I sent you this summer.  :lol




And that's not even the "writing" part.

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Re: Super Awesome Project-ject-ject-ject...
« Reply #17 on: January 29, 2011, 08:02:39 AM »
:lol
Zydar is my new hero.  I just laughed so hard I nearly shat.

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Re: Super Awesome Project-ject-ject-ject...
« Reply #18 on: January 29, 2011, 08:31:45 AM »
Damn, if I lived alone I would totally do this. If I got a letter written by a random guy over the internet in the mail, my parents would lose their shit and jump to conclusions. Even after I explained the situation to them, they would think you're a rapist or something.

I mean you are, but....yeah.
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Re: Super Awesome Project-ject-ject-ject...
« Reply #19 on: January 29, 2011, 08:47:04 AM »
Damn, if I lived alone I would totally do this. If I got a letter written by a random guy over the internet in the mail, my parents would lose their shit and jump to conclusions. Even after I explained the situation to them, they would think you're a rapist or something.

I mean you are, but....yeah.

Yeah, thats the one thing that worries me.  :lol The letters are gonna be kept somewhat "PG-13", but still, it would be really awkward if someone's parents saw the letters/pictures.  :lol

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Re: Super Awesome Project-ject-ject-ject...
« Reply #20 on: January 29, 2011, 08:52:43 AM »
Aw man, you can't even mail to Canada? :'(
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Re: Super Awesome Project-ject-ject-ject...
« Reply #21 on: January 29, 2011, 09:02:52 AM »
Aw man, you can't even mail to Canada? :'(

I'll do Canada. Postage doesn't cost too much for that.  :biggrin:

Should I add you to the list?

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Re: Super Awesome Project-ject-ject-ject...
« Reply #22 on: January 29, 2011, 09:04:50 AM »
Yes please! PM sent.
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Re: Super Awesome Project-ject-ject-ject... [Now Including Canader!]
« Reply #23 on: January 29, 2011, 10:36:05 AM »
TDoL's letter is now completed.  :D

I'm gonna go in order from now on, for the most part.

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Re: Super Awesome Project-ject-ject-ject... [Now Including Canader!]
« Reply #24 on: January 29, 2011, 10:43:10 AM »
I'm interested.
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Re: Super Awesome Project-ject-ject-ject... [Now Including Canader!]
« Reply #25 on: January 29, 2011, 03:54:39 PM »
I'm about to send you the PM. And hey, how about you send me Gadough's letter as well. :laugh:

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Re: Super Awesome Project-ject-ject-ject... [Now Including Canader!]
« Reply #26 on: January 29, 2011, 04:30:27 PM »
wat

He's not sending me a letter.

Edit: olol, I get it now. Blonde moment. Carry on.
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Re: Super Awesome Project-ject-ject-ject... [Now Including Canader!]
« Reply #27 on: January 29, 2011, 04:31:21 PM »
Damn, if I lived alone I would totally do this.

He can send your letter to me.

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Re: Super Awesome Project-ject-ject-ject... [Now Including Canader!]
« Reply #28 on: January 29, 2011, 09:56:10 PM »
OK, deadline for sign ups will be Monday, January 31 at 12:01 AM EST. It will be awhile before I actually send them out, though.

If you signed up, please PM me your mailing address soon (if you haven't already done so).

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Re: Super Awesome Project-ject-ject-ject... [Now Including Canader!]
« Reply #29 on: January 29, 2011, 11:27:22 PM »
Get me the fuck in on this, bro-man-ski.
I felt its length in quite a few places.

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« Reply #30 on: January 29, 2011, 11:37:40 PM »
I want in on this too, broseph stalin.
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Re: Super Awesome Project-ject-ject-ject... [Now Including Canader!]
« Reply #31 on: January 30, 2011, 08:11:33 PM »
Will, I just finished your letter. My favorite  one yet.  :tup

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« Reply #32 on: January 30, 2011, 08:12:33 PM »
Wish I could help ya, but I live VERY far away.

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Re: Super Awesome Project-ject-ject-ject... [Now Including Canader!]
« Reply #33 on: January 30, 2011, 08:16:09 PM »
I'm in. Will PM info.

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« Reply #34 on: January 30, 2011, 08:21:15 PM »
This closes in a little more than an hour and a half, so those that want in should sign up asap!

I'm gonna go get another one done.  :biggrin: