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Re: Mouse
« Reply #70 on: January 23, 2011, 08:41:20 PM »




Alright guys, here it is. The mouse will instantly try to ride the bycicle clock, since my childhood experience has taught me that mice love to ride bycicles for no apparent reason:

It will go towards the computer mouse, because they're mouses. It will bump the mouse, and with it bumping the CD Drive with Falling into Infinity into it (Remember, FII is very important in this trap. VERY IMPORTANT). The Computer is already set to play track No.2, You Not Me.

The Mouse will be confused by this song, because it's a well-known fact that even mice are confused by how did DT even make this song. It will fall off the desk and fall into this huge book, who will close when he falls, crushing him.

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Re: Mouse
« Reply #71 on: January 23, 2011, 08:46:10 PM »
Well played good sir. :clap:

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Re: Mouse
« Reply #72 on: January 23, 2011, 08:46:33 PM »
I prefer a more simplistic approach to trapping and killing defenseless animals.  



Simply...


A.  Use a chip as bait and a slipper as a trap.  Mouse goes into slipper and gnaws on chip








B.  Admire your nice rug one last time





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C.  Boom.  Motherfucker.




D.  Call the fire department.



Now that mouse knows who's boss.

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Re: Mouse
« Reply #73 on: January 23, 2011, 08:51:54 PM »
I keep a keychain on my cat's collar, just in case. Otherwise he wouldn't work.

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Re: Mouse
« Reply #74 on: January 23, 2011, 08:53:40 PM »


Mouse is just chilling, and suddenly he's trapped. It's fool proof, there's keys.

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Re: Mouse
« Reply #75 on: January 23, 2011, 08:59:55 PM »

Mouse is lured by keys, doesn't see the one he needs to get out of the room, and kills himself in despair with the knife.
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Re: Mouse
« Reply #76 on: January 24, 2011, 02:29:50 AM »

You and me go parallel, together and apart

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Re: Mouse
« Reply #77 on: January 24, 2011, 05:07:48 AM »
Nice traps guys. Some of you are still missing the key ingredient though! :neverusethis:
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Re: Mouse
« Reply #78 on: January 24, 2011, 05:14:02 AM »

Hef is right on all things. Except for when I disagree with him. In which case he's probably still right.

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Re: Mouse
« Reply #79 on: January 24, 2011, 09:23:32 AM »
I still have no idea if keys being able to lure mice is an actual thing, or if everyone just saw it in the OP and decided to parody it. If it is an actual thing, this is the first I'm hearing of it, and I can't tell if Glau and UHM were just messing with me or not when I asked about it before.
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Re: Mouse
« Reply #80 on: January 24, 2011, 10:16:40 AM »
I still have no idea if keys being able to lure mice is an actual thing, or if everyone just saw it in the OP and decided to parody it. If it is an actual thing, this is the first I'm hearing of it, and I can't tell if Glau and UHM were just messing with me or not when I asked about it before.
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Re: Mouse
« Reply #81 on: January 24, 2011, 10:53:04 AM »
It doesn't make any sense. What about keys would attract a mouse?
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Re: Mouse
« Reply #82 on: January 24, 2011, 11:01:35 AM »
So how are your devices performing?
I came back from work today to find that, in spite of the highly specialised and thoroughly tested design, no mice have been caught. I did however find it had been triggered...




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Re: Mouse
« Reply #83 on: January 24, 2011, 11:26:19 AM »
paper machete penguin
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Re: Mouse
« Reply #84 on: January 24, 2011, 12:33:28 PM »
It's easy on my keyboard.

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Re: Mouse
« Reply #85 on: January 24, 2011, 02:28:16 PM »
It doesn't make any sense. What about keys would attract a mouse?

Raccoons are attracted to shiny things and they're both rodents, so mice are therefore attracted to shiny things.
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Re: Mouse
« Reply #86 on: January 24, 2011, 02:30:39 PM »
It doesn't make any sense. What about keys would attract a mouse?

Raccoons are attracted to shiny things and they're both rodents, so mice are therefore attracted to shiny things.
Yeah, you seriously didn't know that?
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Re: Mouse
« Reply #87 on: January 24, 2011, 02:33:23 PM »
I srsly had no idea. It makes sense, but I guess I've never had to worry about it because I've never had a mice problem. :loser:
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Re: Mouse
« Reply #88 on: January 24, 2011, 02:45:25 PM »
It's easy on my keyboard.

What, spell papier-mch?  I've still never done it.  Twice now, in fact.

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Re: Mouse
« Reply #89 on: January 24, 2011, 02:48:27 PM »
Beside the facts that not all members of an animal type have the same characteristics and raccoons aren't rodents, it makes total sense.
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Re: Mouse
« Reply #90 on: January 24, 2011, 02:58:25 PM »
So, I woke up this morning to find this...




I really don't know how he did it. He somehow got into the box of Helper without knocking the battery onto himself. As you can see, he left some of the noodles in the bucket. So, here's what I think happened. He took some of the noodles, went into the bottle to eat them, saw the frog, ran away and down the stairs into the bucket. I don't know how in the hell he got out or managed to position the bottle in that way, but one thing's for sure, this means war.
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Re: Mouse
« Reply #91 on: January 24, 2011, 03:05:29 PM »
*snip*

I really don't know how he did it. He somehow got into the box of Helper without knocking the battery onto himself. As you can see, he left some of the noodles in the bucket. So, here's what I think happened. He took some of the noodles, went into the bottle to eat them, saw the frog, ran away and down the stairs into the bucket. I don't know how in the hell he got out or managed to position the bottle in that way, but one thing's for sure, this means war.
Crafty little fucker. :tup
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Re: Mouse
« Reply #92 on: January 24, 2011, 03:19:14 PM »
Simplest design is best.



I didn't make this. Don't have any mice in my house. But I can tell it works very well.

Just put some food in there, and set up a makeshift ramp so it's easier for the mouse to climb in.
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Re: Mouse
« Reply #93 on: January 24, 2011, 07:28:22 PM »
Today I have made a scientific breakthrough. After much research I discovered that in fact, keys are not the primary piece to the mouse trap. It's the key-chain attached. Upon this discovery, I quickly went to my room and retrieved my old key-chain collection. Upon doing this, I drafted and put together probably my greatest invention to date.


Ladies and gentlemen of the scientific community, I present to you the Key-chain orgy.





This excellent piece of mouse trap technology works on a newly developed pressure plate system. Here is the photo of the entire thing for starters.



How it works, is the mouse is firstly attracted and lured in by the pile of key-chains, as shown below. As you can see, the pressure plate is well hidden underneath the key-chains, with two fuses attached leading to the rest of the trap.



Upon stepping on the pressure plate, the trigger sets off in two directions. The first going towards a carefully set up and aimed NERF handgun, pointed directly in the direction of the mouse, and the direction he shall soon be heading. As the trigger sets off, the gun is then fired towards the mouse, sending him flying forward, underneath where he shall meet his final demise.


Here we have the final part of the trap. As the mouse is sent flying forward, he shall end up landing directly underneath the shown guitar, along with two razor sharp knives held together by some shoelace.



During this time, I set up the second fuse to the shown lighter, which is in position to burn the shoelaces and drop the knives right down on the location where the mouse should have landed. If all of my calculations and measurements are correct, it should pierce either the mouses neck or go straight through his pelvis, or both if I was 100% correct.



Here is an additional picture, which is over the pressure plate which ties the entire project together.

I felt its length in quite a few places.

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Re: Mouse
« Reply #94 on: January 24, 2011, 07:31:22 PM »
Amazing.  :hefdaddy
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Re: Mouse
« Reply #95 on: January 24, 2011, 07:50:16 PM »
:clap:
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Re: Mouse
« Reply #96 on: January 24, 2011, 08:00:22 PM »
flawless design

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Re: Mouse
« Reply #97 on: January 24, 2011, 08:26:33 PM »
OK, somehow I just noticed this thread and :hefdaddy :hefdaddy

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Re: Mouse
« Reply #98 on: January 24, 2011, 08:31:18 PM »
lat, you need to design boardgames. :lol
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Re: Mouse
« Reply #99 on: January 24, 2011, 08:37:17 PM »
If lat was Wil E. Coyote, that roadrunner would have been fucked.
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Re: Mouse
« Reply #100 on: January 24, 2011, 08:37:47 PM »
lat, you need to design boardgames. :lol
Can you believe that when given assignments in middle/high school that involved making an educational board game, I always had the hardest time with it. That was probably because it didn't involve killing mice. Maybe I've found my calling :neverusethis:

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I felt its length in quite a few places.

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Re: Mouse
« Reply #101 on: January 26, 2011, 01:08:05 PM »
This thread is full of win, and deserves to be archived.

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Re: Mouse
« Reply #102 on: January 26, 2011, 01:10:02 PM »
Yep, I think it's run its course.

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Re: Mouse
« Reply #103 on: January 26, 2011, 01:31:07 PM »
I give this thread 24 hours to get funny again.  If it succeeds, to the archive it shall go.  If it fails, banished to the trash.
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Re: Mouse
« Reply #104 on: January 26, 2011, 02:44:42 PM »
Challenge accepted.
I felt its length in quite a few places.

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