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Re: Mouse
« Reply #105 on: January 26, 2011, 02:50:54 PM »
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'. - Bob Newhart

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Re: Mouse
« Reply #106 on: January 26, 2011, 03:24:23 PM »
*braces for epic*
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Re: Mouse
« Reply #107 on: January 26, 2011, 03:37:57 PM »
So after messing around with several different designs and schematics, I noticed something very strange in the corner of my eye.



That's right, a mouse hole IN THE MIDDLE OF MY WALL. That's not on the floor people. The fucker dug a hole that leads up onto a table. Upon seeing this, inspiration struck, and I began my final design.

Here is the general idea of my design. What we have, is rather simple. A stack of books, with a rod that is keeping a key-chain suspended in air.




But this is not just any key-chain. No, this key-chain is special. It's a BACK TO THE FUCKING FUTURE KEY-CHAIN. There is no self respecting creature I can think of who wouldn't want this key-chain in it's possession.





So, as you can see, I suspended the key-chain just far enough to where the mouse will have to reach off the edge in order to retrieve it. But little to his surprise, there is no way he is grabbing that key-chain without falling off the table, and into his demise:





And now for the worst part. And honestly, I think this might be just a little cruel. I added something to the lid of the box that the mouse will have to bear and look at upon his death, which honestly I don't think anyone should ever be subjected to such torture. But, this fucker has been in my home for far too long. Just be aware, this following picture could be considered to be quite graphic and honestly a little terrifying, but here it is:
















I felt its length in quite a few places.

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Re: Mouse
« Reply #108 on: January 26, 2011, 03:38:38 PM »
:rollin

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Re: Mouse
« Reply #109 on: January 26, 2011, 03:39:49 PM »
Orion....that's the one with a bunch of power chords and boringly harsh vocals, isn't it?
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Re: Mouse
« Reply #110 on: January 26, 2011, 03:44:04 PM »
 :lol :rollin :lol


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Re: Mouse
« Reply #111 on: January 26, 2011, 03:48:29 PM »

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Re: Mouse
« Reply #112 on: January 26, 2011, 03:51:48 PM »
 :rollin :rollin :rollin

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Re: Mouse
« Reply #113 on: January 26, 2011, 03:52:59 PM »
This is all I've got. 


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Re: Mouse
« Reply #114 on: January 26, 2011, 04:05:09 PM »
:rollin
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Re: Mouse
« Reply #115 on: January 26, 2011, 04:06:37 PM »
:lol I love this thread.

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« Reply #116 on: January 26, 2011, 04:06:54 PM »
Archive. Now.
Orion....that's the one with a bunch of power chords and boringly harsh vocals, isn't it?
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Re: Mouse
« Reply #117 on: January 26, 2011, 04:07:37 PM »
Yes, what UMH said.
I felt its length in quite a few places.

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Re: Mouse
« Reply #118 on: January 26, 2011, 04:08:00 PM »

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Re: Mouse
« Reply #119 on: January 26, 2011, 04:31:11 PM »
I was going to do one of these myself, but after that...  :france:
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Re: Mouse
« Reply #120 on: January 26, 2011, 08:56:10 PM »
This may be the greatest thread in the history of threads.

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