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The Office Season 7 Thread v. black bears
« on: December 03, 2010, 03:05:41 PM »
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Re: Question: what type of bear is best?
« Reply #1 on: December 03, 2010, 03:10:11 PM »
Wait, what?
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Re: Question: what type of bear is best?
« Reply #2 on: December 03, 2010, 03:11:42 PM »
False.  Black bear.

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Re: Question: what type of bear is best?
« Reply #3 on: December 03, 2010, 03:12:15 PM »
Pizzly bear
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Re: Question: what type of bear is best?
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Re: Question: what type of bear is best?
« Reply #5 on: December 03, 2010, 03:15:01 PM »
Everything you need to know:  https://www.johnpetrucci.com/

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Re: Question: what type of bear is best?
« Reply #6 on: December 03, 2010, 03:15:07 PM »
"All great works are prepared in the desert, including the redemption of the world. The precursors, the followers, the Master Himself, all obeyed or have to obey one and the same law. Prophets, apostles, preachers, martyrs, pioneers of knowledge, inspired artists in every art, ordinary men and the Man-God, all pay tribute to loneliness, to the life of silence, to the night." - A. G. Sertillanges

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Re: Question: what type of bear is best?
« Reply #7 on: December 03, 2010, 03:15:34 PM »
"The Supreme Court of the United States has descended from the disciplined legal reasoning of John Marshall and Joseph Story to the mystical aphorisms of the fortune cookie."

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Re: Question: what type of bear is best?
« Reply #8 on: December 03, 2010, 03:16:13 PM »
Everything you need to know:  https://www.johnpetrucci.com/

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It was a tough call for me, but I had to go with Oski.

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Re: Question: what type of bear is best?
« Reply #9 on: December 03, 2010, 03:17:10 PM »
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Re: Question: what type of bear is best?
« Reply #10 on: December 03, 2010, 03:18:53 PM »
False.  Black bear.
thats debatable

Fact: Bears eat beets. Bears, Beets, Battlestar Galactica.

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Re: Question: what type of bear is best?
« Reply #11 on: December 03, 2010, 03:20:30 PM »
Bears are not in a perfect world, but beets are.

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Re: Question: what type of bear is best?
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Re: Question: what type of bear is best?
« Reply #13 on: December 03, 2010, 03:21:44 PM »


Is that Petrucci between Octavarium and Systematic Chaos?

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Re: Question: what type of bear is best?
« Reply #14 on: December 03, 2010, 03:22:39 PM »
Everything you need to know:  https://www.johnpetrucci.com/

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It was a tough call for me, but I had to go with Oski.
I still disagree, but Oski is probably the only other defensible choice.
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Re: Question: what type of bear is best?
« Reply #15 on: December 03, 2010, 03:23:47 PM »
Everything you need to know:  https://www.johnpetrucci.com/

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It was a tough call for me, but I had to go with Oski.
I still disagree, but Oski is probably the only other defensible choice.
At least we narrowed it down to the top two. :tup

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Re: Question: what type of bear is best?
« Reply #16 on: December 03, 2010, 03:25:03 PM »
Bears are not in a perfect world, but beets are.

Oh God, the memories associated with that thread still cause me to wake up screaming in the night.

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Not really, but damn was that thread frustrating.
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Re: Question: what type of bear is best?
« Reply #17 on: December 03, 2010, 03:32:05 PM »
Bears are not in a perfect world, but beets are.

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Re: Question: what type of bear is best?
« Reply #18 on: December 03, 2010, 03:36:24 PM »
thankfully both the office and battlestar galactica are in a perfect world!
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Re: Question: what type of bear is best?
« Reply #19 on: December 03, 2010, 03:44:19 PM »
False.  Black bear.
thats debatable

Fact: Bears eat beets. Bears, Beets, Battlestar Galactica.
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Re: Question: what type of bear is best?
« Reply #20 on: December 03, 2010, 03:46:27 PM »
False.  Black bear.
thats debatable

Fact: Bears eat beets. Bears, Beets, Battlestar Galactica.
:rollin That's from The Office right?
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Re: Question: what type of bear is best?
« Reply #21 on: December 03, 2010, 03:48:19 PM »


How come no1s nominated grylls yet? lol

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Re: Question: what type of bear is best?
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Re: Question: what type of bear is best?
« Reply #23 on: December 03, 2010, 03:50:31 PM »
False.  Black bear.
thats debatable

Fact: Bears eat beets. Bears, Beets, Battlestar Galactica.
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Re: Question: what type of bear is best?
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Re: Question: what type of bear is best?
« Reply #25 on: December 03, 2010, 03:59:30 PM »
^ The funny thing is I know what scene that's from, in Health Care when Dwight is put in charge of the heathcare plan.

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Re: Question: what type of bear is best?
« Reply #26 on: December 03, 2010, 04:01:03 PM »
"I read somewhere that their periods attract bears. Bears can smell the menstruation."

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Re: Question: what type of bear is best?
« Reply #29 on: December 03, 2010, 04:08:53 PM »
lol.  reminds me of the perfect date.

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Re: Question: what type of bear is best?
« Reply #30 on: December 03, 2010, 05:48:27 PM »
Panda bears.


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Re: Question: what type of bear is best?
« Reply #31 on: December 03, 2010, 07:54:12 PM »
No they don't. 

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Re: Question: what type of bear is best?
« Reply #32 on: December 03, 2010, 09:36:06 PM »
No they don't. 

Any species that is facing extinction due to their unwillingness to fuck gets no sympathy from me.
This, screw the panda.
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Re: Question: what type of bear is best?
« Reply #33 on: December 03, 2010, 09:53:00 PM »
Well there are essentially two schools of thought...
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Re: Question: what type of bear is best?
« Reply #34 on: December 03, 2010, 09:54:38 PM »
 :lol

The bears, beets, battlestar galactica episode was on tonight.  It's a sign!

This thread is now the official Office season 7 thread.
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