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Re: THE Tool Thread
« Reply #700 on: July 17, 2016, 03:11:50 AM »
Yeah, that ain't real.
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Re: THE Tool Thread
« Reply #701 on: July 17, 2016, 04:33:25 AM »
No way I'm getting an album this long from Tool when I can't even get through 10,000 Days without getting bored.

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Re: THE Tool Thread
« Reply #702 on: July 17, 2016, 05:23:49 AM »
No song under 12 minutes?  Yeah, I ain't buying into that.
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Re: THE Tool Thread
« Reply #703 on: July 17, 2016, 05:53:03 AM »
I will say that IF Tool ever made another album (which I don't think will happen), I wouldn't be surprised if it just showed up one day - Radiohead marketing style. No long campaign of "the album is coming in September" followed by 2 singles and creating a buzz, I think Tool would just drop it. And chaos would happen.

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Re: THE Tool Thread
« Reply #704 on: July 17, 2016, 07:48:11 AM »
My new theory, Tool's new album is the soundtrack to Half-Life 3

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Re: THE Tool Thread
« Reply #705 on: July 17, 2016, 12:31:14 PM »
I remember when everyone thought the 10,000 days title and track listing was fake. Look how that turned out. Hmm...seems odd this happened to come out and on reddit. But it is most likely fake.
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Re: THE Tool Thread
« Reply #706 on: July 17, 2016, 12:34:50 PM »
I remember when everyone thought the 10,000 days title and track listing was fake. Look how that turned out. Hmm...seems odd this happened to come out and on reddit. But it is most likely fake.

Someone probably googled " Ten in latin / greek " and came across Decem and thought that'll do.

We should find out who did this...


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Re: THE Tool Thread
« Reply #707 on: July 17, 2016, 02:15:43 PM »
Hahahhahahahah(JLB Three Days Laugh)
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Re: THE Tool Thread
« Reply #708 on: July 18, 2016, 11:58:22 AM »
In response to the rumors, Maynard James Keenan posted this on twitter :
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@Tool @ToolMusic @puscifer @aperfectcircle #dumb

So, yeah, dumb.

MJK have written a biography, and is starting a book tour soon. He'll be touring with Puscifer in the fall. As it seems the recording hasn't even started, it is very unlikely the new Tool album will come out this year.

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Re: THE Tool Thread
« Reply #709 on: July 18, 2016, 02:23:05 PM »
Yawn..... moving on.

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Re: THE Tool Thread
« Reply #710 on: July 18, 2016, 03:31:04 PM »
As expected.
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Re: THE Tool Thread
« Reply #711 on: August 12, 2016, 12:00:22 PM »
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yj_xjzyAarA

Justin talks about bass playing and plays some TOOL.

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« Reply #712 on: October 16, 2016, 05:16:20 PM »
"I said to Nigel Tufnel, 'The door is open if you want to do anything on this record,' but it turns out Nigel has a phobia about doors." /Derek Smalls

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Re: THE Tool Thread
« Reply #713 on: October 17, 2016, 02:43:05 PM »
I Honestly like that Alternate Track list of Lateralus.

Parabol(a)
Schism
Ticks
Mantra
Lateralus
The Patient
Disposition
Eon Blue
Reflection
The Grudge
Triad
Faaip De Oiad

It is really interesting. Because the title track is in Fibonacci, and the middle two tracks flow seemingly into another.
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Re: THE Tool Thread
« Reply #714 on: October 17, 2016, 03:08:01 PM »
I tried this once and it sounded crap to me.

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« Reply #715 on: October 17, 2016, 03:22:43 PM »
I tried this once and it sounded crap to me.

Everything sound like crap to you.

Haha...anyways it is interesting how crafted Lateralus is.
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Re: THE Tool Thread
« Reply #716 on: October 17, 2016, 03:25:15 PM »
Lateralus sounds fine as it is :lol

I used to post at the TOOL forum and some people there were absolutely obsessed and think the album was a decoy for the new album which is yet to materialise...

The fibbonacci album was FACT and that songs are a certain length for a specific reason.

it's hilarious.

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« Reply #717 on: October 17, 2016, 03:34:44 PM »
Isn't that the case with every single Tool album? A part of the fanbase keeps saying how the just released album is not the real album because they don't like it and then go on to say the real album will drop soon.
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Re: THE Tool Thread
« Reply #718 on: October 17, 2016, 03:50:47 PM »
Isn't that the case with every single Tool album? A part of the fanbase keeps saying how the just released album is not the real album because they don't like it and then go on to say the real album will drop soon.

So for some fans - the last TOOL album was Lateralus in 2001 - 15 years ago :rollin

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Re: THE Tool Thread
« Reply #719 on: October 18, 2016, 09:42:29 AM »
I tried this once and it sounded crap to me.

Everything sound like crap to you.

Haha...anyways it is interesting how crafted Lateralus is.

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« Reply #720 on: October 18, 2016, 10:18:17 AM »
Lateralus is Tool's best album. I douht they'll ever top it. It's the quintessential Tool album.

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Re: THE Tool Thread
« Reply #721 on: October 18, 2016, 11:06:11 AM »
I tried this once and it sounded crap to me.

Everything sound like crap to you.

Haha...anyways it is interesting how crafted Lateralus is.

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Re: THE Tool Thread
« Reply #722 on: October 18, 2016, 02:12:03 PM »
I tried this once and it sounded crap to me.

Everything sound like crap to you.

Haha...anyways it is interesting how crafted Lateralus is.

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By being unhappy with that post you're just reinforcing his point :biggrin:
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Re: THE Tool Thread
« Reply #723 on: October 18, 2016, 02:16:48 PM »
I tried this once and it sounded crap to me.

Everything sound like crap to you.

Haha...anyways it is interesting how crafted Lateralus is.

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By being unhappy with that post you're just reinforcing his point :biggrin:


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Re: THE Tool Thread
« Reply #724 on: October 20, 2016, 12:18:58 AM »
1. I'm seeing Tool next week!! :dangerwillrobinson:
2. I had a special experience with the first half of Lateralus on Sunday.
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Re: THE Tool Thread
« Reply #725 on: October 20, 2016, 06:10:47 AM »
Anyone ever tried the supposed synchronised song ?

I've heard a supposed proper version and funnily enough it sounds like 2 songs playing at the same time.

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« Reply #726 on: October 20, 2016, 06:33:26 AM »
2. I had a special experience with the first half of Lateralus on Sunday.

Intriguing.

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« Reply #727 on: October 21, 2016, 09:28:08 AM »
Anyone ever tried the supposed synchronised song ?

I've heard a supposed proper version and funnily enough it sounds like 2 songs playing at the same time.

Yeah, it's hilariously awful, jumbled crap when Wings 1 plays over 2; too bad they didn't record to a click, I guess. It's less offensive with VT playing over top though.

Still doesn't beat the chaotic Kid 17, though, for the prize of dumbest fan theory with zero results.

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Re: THE Tool Thread
« Reply #728 on: October 21, 2016, 09:57:21 AM »

Still doesn't beat the chaotic Kid 17, though, for the prize of dumbest fan theory with zero results.

I bet TOOL looked at WFM and 10,000 Days and thought - hey there's 5 minutes difference between them. Let's just shove on 5 mins of white noise at the end and call it something

vaguely cryptic like Viginti Tres and fans will think it meenz sumfing.


please explain the Kid 17 theory.

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Re: THE Tool Thread
« Reply #729 on: October 21, 2016, 10:01:36 AM »
You've also heard that theory that OK Computer and In Rainbows are supposed to match up ? ::)


This just smacks of fanboys trying to make out their perfect bands are more amazing than they actually are...

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« Reply #730 on: October 21, 2016, 10:49:14 AM »
Yes I tried that one song. Some parts sounded pretty cool like the 10,000days wings pt 1 ending bounce back.

I view the Lateralus track list no different than people making alternate track lists for albums.
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Re: THE Tool Thread
« Reply #731 on: October 21, 2016, 10:51:14 AM »
It's a bit annoying when you get multitudes of fan edits and they're all like " this is how it SHOULD have been " instead of " this is how I PREFER it "...

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« Reply #732 on: October 21, 2016, 10:58:30 AM »
It's a bit annoying when you get multitudes of fan edits and they're all like " this is how it SHOULD have been " instead of " this is how I PREFER it "...

Doesn't bother me one bit. I'll check it out and be that wssnt bad at all. Sometimes though I'll forget my iPod is on shuffle when I put on an album and sometimes it does marvelous lists.

Intension though has to be their underrated gem. It was amazing live and the lights during it made me wish I bought seats in the stands and not the GA section.
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Re: THE Tool Thread
« Reply #733 on: October 27, 2016, 06:44:39 AM »
" TOOL have two albums worth of new material but only 5 songs that are good enough " says Adam Jones...


Best part :

" There is still no timetable for the new TOOL album's release or even the beginning of its recording sessions. "

:rollin :rollin :corn :corn


Their supposed lawsuit was over in March 2015 and it's getting pretty close to 18 months ago and still no recording sessions in sight.

Holy LOL...

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« Reply #734 on: October 27, 2016, 07:12:22 AM »
" TOOL have two albums worth of new material but only 5 songs that are good enough " says Adam Jones...


Best part :

" There is still no timetable for the new TOOL album's release or even the beginning of its recording sessions. "

:rollin :rollin :corn :corn


Their supposed lawsuit was over in March 2015 and it's getting pretty close to 18 months ago and still no recording sessions in sight.

Holy LOL...

Not surprised about this at all... :biggrin:

There was a time when i was holding my breath for this new Tool album, that was a long time ago.

I'm betting, that this thing will never see the light of day.