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just saying that people don't need to assume the worst based on their own lives.

This sentence makes no sense. Are you implying we should base experience on someone elses life, or that our kids do bad things?  :biggrin:

As your Jens obvious bodyguard, it appears I have offended your sensibilities through my lack of communication. So, I'll stop trying now. We wouldn't want any of us parents of drug induced kids, to offer an opinion. 

Again, just  :chill. No one is suggesting anything.   :)
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you have a drug-induced kid? :( that sucks.

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Hey, I'm not the one who needs the pill. You didn't need to take such offense to a statement not even pointed directly at you. I think it's more sensible to trust the parent who knows the situation rather than generalized statements from strangers :)
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you have a drug-induced kid? :( that sucks.

Yeah I caught him with some Smuckers stowed away in his backpack on the last day of school. An honor student no less.  :(
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I think it's more sensible to trust the parent who knows the situation rather than generalized statements from strangers :)

.....and reasonable advice us unwelcomed it seems.   :biggrin:
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I think it's more sensible to trust the parent who knows the situation rather than generalized statements from strangers :)

.....and reasonable advice us unwelcomed it seems.   :biggrin:

us as can be.

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I think it's more sensible to trust the parent who knows the situation rather than generalized statements from strangers :)

.....and reasonable advice us unwelcomed it seems.   :biggrin:

us as can be.

 :lol :lol  I feel like Bill Clinton!

That was supposed to be "IS", not us.     :lol
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I think it's more sensible to trust the parent who knows the situation rather than generalized statements from strangers :)

.....and reasonable advice us unwelcomed it seems.   :biggrin:

us as can be.

 :lol :lol  I feel like Bill Clinton!

That was supposed to be "IS", not us.     :lol

Start drinking early today?   :biggrin:
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I think it's more sensible to trust the parent who knows the situation rather than generalized statements from strangers :)

.....and reasonable advice us unwelcomed it seems.   :biggrin:

us as can be.

 :lol :lol  I feel like Bill Clinton!

That was supposed to be "IS", not us.     :lol

Start drinking early today?   :biggrin:
 

Not enough apparently.............................................must be the caffeine.  :lol
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What the hell is going on here?

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What the hell is going on here?

Seriously, wtf happened to this epic thread?
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What the hell is going on here?

There is nothing to see here *kicks skull under the desk* move along now please.
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What the hell is going on here?

There is nothing to see here *kicks intern under the desk* move along now please.

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What the hell is going on here?

There is nothing to see here *kicks intern under the desk* move along now please.

:omg:


I would truly be like Senor Clinton if that were the case.                 Uh-oh!

Before that rumor gets started.......for the record TempusVox is NOT Bill Clinton, although I have met him a few times when my wife worked on Capitol Hill, (Once she answered her office phone and he asked for her, and she asked him who was calling and he answered "The President." and she asked, "The President of what?" So he reminded her of that, we had a good laugh, and I had the chance to talk music with him, and in fact told him to check out DT. He asked me "Is that some Broadway thing?"  :lol :lol Legitimate question judging by the name- but I told him they were progressive metal.) and although he was a very personable guy, I wasn't a fan of his politics.  :biggrin:
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Oh..... hmm....

Well.... now what do we do?  :P

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Also, take this from an 18 year old... don't EVER think it couldn't be your kid doing those things. My parents never thought I smoked pot or anything until they caught me a few years ago. And yes, I was an honors kid. Just because a kid is smart doesn't mean they don't make dumb choices. ;)

And I'd say it sounds more like smoking pot than sniffing glue... I always have to take a nap after I toke up  :lol

But on the other hand, I have been at my ex-girlfriends house before watching tv on the couch and just fallen asleep. Its not THAT uncommon, but you also can't rule out that they were doing they weren't supposed to be doing. ;)

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When are you people going to address my monkey argument?

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When are you people going to address my monkey argument?

indeed.
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I knew it was pot :P
Anyway, glad you found him and all is well.

For the record, that shit was filtered for me too and I got very confused.
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When are you people going to address my monkey argument?
One day, this may in fact happen.

But not today.

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Not yet tomorrow. Then some other day.

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Now it makes sense -- and now I can see why it was funny to begin with.
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My first guess was that they were smoking non-tobacco.  It just seemed to fit.  Also, yeah, he may have been really tired from the weekend and getting up early on Monday and all, but that's also why it knocked him out so badly.  I was Honor Roll, National Honor Society, all that good stuff, and got stoned practically every day, at school and after.  My folks thought I was a "good kid" (which I was; I just liked to get stoned too).

None of the text was filtered for me, so I was confused when people started talking about the "banned" stuff.  They in turn were confused because of the "banned" stuff.  It's all so confusing.

ETA: I'm glad he's okay, though.  Chalk it up as a learning experience for everyone involved.

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I just thought I'd point out that I snorted peanut butter as a child and I turned out fine.  :millahhhh

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Also, take this from an 18 year old... don't EVER think it couldn't be your kid doing those things. My parents never thought I smoked pot or anything until they caught me a few years ago. And yes, I was an honors kid. Just because a kid is smart doesn't mean they don't make dumb choices. ;)

And I'd say it sounds more like smoking pot than sniffing glue... I always have to take a nap after I toke up  :lol

But on the other hand, I have been at my ex-girlfriends house before watching tv on the couch and just fallen asleep. Its not THAT uncommon, but you also can't rule out that they were doing they weren't supposed to be doing. ;)

I'll echo all of this ... I've always been regarded as a fairly intelligent well behaved person and as an athlete, but I've definitely done more than my fair share of "bad" stuff.

I've also fallen asleep entirely innocently at ridiculous times/places though >_>
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