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Membergroups have nothing to do with it.  The filter has been on since the board was set up and applies regardless of membergroup.

THAT"S WHAT SHE SAID

PS. Nothing is filtered out for me, but obviously you're messing with people, so I'll just write it like that so those who are being messed with know what is being fucked with and ruining posts without the rest of the forum realizing their posts are even being wrecked :)
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Yep. I think the only party in the MP/DT situation that hasn't moved on is DTF.

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Membergroups have nothing to do with it.  The filter has been on since the board was set up and applies regardless of membergroup.

THAT"S WHAT SHE SAID

PS. Nothing is filtered out for me, but obviously you're messing with people, so I'll just write it like that so those who are being messed with know what is being fucked with and ruining posts without the rest of the forum realizing their posts are even being wrecked :)

I can see that. But the first post just has "I would love to be banned" in place of that.

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Membergroups have nothing to do with it.  The filter has been on since the board was set up and applies regardless of membergroup.

THAT"S WHAT SHE SAID

PS. Nothing is filtered out for me, but obviously you're messing with people, so I'll just write it like that so those who are being messed with know what is being fucked with and ruining posts without the rest of the forum realizing their posts are even being wrecked :)

I can see that. But the first post just has "I would love to be banned" in place of that.

I know, because obviously there's a word filter only applying to some people. That shows up because I made an alteration to bypass the extremely primitive word filter.
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Yep. I think the only party in the MP/DT situation that hasn't moved on is DTF.

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I would love to be banned
Thats what she said

It doesn't even apply to people who have bad grammar.  :P

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Membergroups have nothing to do with it.  The filter has been on since the board was set up and applies regardless of membergroup.

Puzzled by the banned part as well.  Is this another hidden word filter to amuse Bosk; like the smile thing?

The phrase "I would love to be banned" got out of control before the forum crash, so a word filter was applied...

I know. That was then. What does that have to do with this thread? It's not filtered out at all, so what are you all talking about. ???

That's what I"m wondering. ???

yeah, I knew about the filter, but I'm not seeing it being applied to her post

Exactly.

Membergroups have nothing to do with it.  The filter has been on since the board was set up and applies regardless of membergroup.

You sure? You talking about global or local permissions?


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oh wait. this is probably like the easter egg DVD thing. haha, very funny. yeah, it's filtered. :neverusethis:

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oh wait. this is probably like the easter egg DVD thing. haha, very funny. yeah, it's filtered. :neverusethis:

No, I'm not joking... it really is filtered. Login to my account if you want proof.  :P

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So I said, "I would love to be banned".


It's filtered for me too.  I'm seriously not joking.

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Not filtered for me. What theme is everyone using?

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Not filtered - default smf white theme. *cooperates with theory*
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Yep. I think the only party in the MP/DT situation that hasn't moved on is DTF.

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Not filtered - default smf white theme. *cooperates with theory*
Filtered - default smf white theme.  Fucks theory.
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I tried three different themes and its filtered for all of them... default smf included, as well as the two dark BCSL themes

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Didn't think it had anything to do with theme. Membergroups?
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Yep. I think the only party in the MP/DT situation that hasn't moved on is DTF.

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Didn't think it had anything to do with theme. Membergroups?
Nope.  cthrubuoy and I are both no stars.  I'm filtered, he's not.

What about the "smile" filter?  You have that one?
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Didn't think it had anything to do with theme. Membergroups?

You're a DT.net member and it's not filtered, but so is SeaWolf and it's filtered for him.

Its a mystery.  :|

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Didn't think it had anything to do with theme. Membergroups?
Nope.  cthrubuoy and I are both no stars.  I'm filtered, he's not.

What about the "smile" filter?  You have that one?

When I write smile, I see smile.

(just in case that is filtered, I wrote jizz)
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Yep. I think the only party in the MP/DT situation that hasn't moved on is DTF.

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I wonder if the filter for milkshake still works?

EDIT: yep  :tup
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Didn't think it had anything to do with theme. Membergroups?
Nope.  cthrubuoy and I are both no stars.  I'm filtered, he's not.

What about the "smile" filter?  You have that one?

When I write smile, I see smile.

(just in case that is filtered, I wrote jizz)

I see the word smile when you say jizz... so... theres something weird goin on with the filters

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Geez, at least if it's the same rules for everyone I can see that my posts are being fucked with so I can bypass the simplistic attempt at a filter, but this way, I don't even know in what ways posts are being changed for kicks.
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Yep. I think the only party in the MP/DT situation that hasn't moved on is DTF.

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So, you're saying some people's smile is different from other people's?
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hef, I'm saying some people don't get smile at all. :sadpanda:
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Yep. I think the only party in the MP/DT situation that hasn't moved on is DTF.

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One more reason not to have kids.

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Not filtered for me. What theme is everyone using?

not filtered - light2

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smile

I would love to be banned.

chalk it up to mischeviousness to fool us or not-quite-right settings. either way,  :mehlin



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Get with the hypothesis Jen, we've ruled that out. Sometimes I think you didn't even see my school project at all. It was about aids.
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Yep. I think the only party in the MP/DT situation that hasn't moved on is DTF.

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Gee.......I'm a mod and it's filtered for me. WTF?
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All I know is that there is clearly a lot of milkshake going on here.
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Back to the op. Inhalants like glue can also resemble very closely the events with your son as you describe. Of course, not knowing him or the situation personally, many of us would theorize this as a possibility. Two teen boys, sleeping at 7 pm? Sounds a bit fishy is all.
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Hey people, how about we leave the judging to the person who actually knows the situation instead of assuming the worst based on a boy being asleep.
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Yep. I think the only party in the MP/DT situation that hasn't moved on is DTF.

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Back to the op. Inhalants like glue can also resemnle very cloesly the events with your son as you describe. Of course, not knowing him or the situation personally, many of us would theorize this as a possibility. Two teen boys, sleeping at 7 pm? Sounds a bit fishy is all.

no WAY. totally not my kid. since you don't know him and I do, you're gonna have to trust me on that. he's on the honor roll, he's a hardcore bodybuilder, and he's generally a smart and responsible kid.

that being said, we now are reasonably sure that those two got into some non-tobacco before passing out. going back over some things and considering the other kid, and past experiences a long time ago, it all adds up. This right here is why he hasn't hung out with other kid in a good 9 months, and I don't see it happening again any time soon.


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Hey people, how about we leave the judging to the person who actually knows the situation instead of assuming the worst based on a boy being asleep.

No judging, just speculation. From one parent to another, perhaps some friendly advice to at least be on the look out for certain things. She already explained throughout the buildup of the story how anxious she felt, and caused us all to feel her nervous tension, and if you have kids, you'll appreciate the worry and concern leads to questioning the situation. Besides the level of detail almost lends itself to a response. It's not like she simply posted "My kid was supposed to be home at 7, and came home at 9:30 cause he fell asleep at a friends house". There was more detail provided that lent itself "as a parent" to speculate on the cause. Also, as for my post, read it again. I said  "Of course, not knowing him or the situation personally, many of us would theorize this as a possibility". It's not like anyone posted "HEY JEN ALL YOUZ KIDZ SNORT PEANUT BUTTER!" It was more an FYI from one parent to another. I don't know Jens kids, although I know of them. But she also knows me enough that I don't judge anyway, and she's the one who counts. So  :chill baby!  
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I wasn't talking to you specifically. ;) Many others making claims too
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Yep. I think the only party in the MP/DT situation that hasn't moved on is DTF.

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"HEY JEN ALL YOUZ KIDZ SNORT PEANUT BUTTER!"

You know, I better go check the cabinets. I am pretty sure the last time he blew his nose I found peanut chunks in the trash along with the tissue. HE IS IN SO MUCH TROUBLE. :censored

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I wasn't talking to you specifically. ;) Many others making claims too

The Administration and Management of this board would take them all outside and shoot them in the face with a bazooka if they felt anyone was mindlessly blasting on her children. Thank you.  :biggrin:
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I didn't say anyone was, just saying that people don't need to assume the worst based on their own lives. If anyone knows their own children, it's Jen.
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Yep. I think the only party in the MP/DT situation that hasn't moved on is DTF.