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Offline rumborak

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The lifecycle of a band
« on: August 21, 2010, 06:21:24 PM »
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Re: The lifecycle of a band
« Reply #1 on: August 21, 2010, 06:47:43 PM »
When I was reading the double-neck guitar one, all I could think about was U2 and KISS. :lol
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Re: The lifecycle of a band
« Reply #2 on: August 22, 2010, 04:26:20 AM »
:lol

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Re: The lifecycle of a band
« Reply #3 on: August 22, 2010, 04:42:16 AM »
Very nice. :lol
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Re: The lifecycle of a band
« Reply #4 on: August 22, 2010, 04:49:40 AM »
Dream Theater is the banjo.
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Re: The lifecycle of a band
« Reply #5 on: August 22, 2010, 04:54:51 AM »
Dream Theater is the banjo.
I would say they're a combination of the banjo and the one about toiling in obscurity.
Joe and I in the same squad is basically the virtual equivalent of us plowing a rape van through an elementary school playground at recess.

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Re: The lifecycle of a band
« Reply #6 on: August 22, 2010, 07:11:02 AM »
Dream Theater is the banjo.

Don't give Jordan ideas for the next CD.

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Re: The lifecycle of a band
« Reply #7 on: August 22, 2010, 08:45:23 AM »
Dream Theater is the banjo.

Don't give Jordan ideas for the next CD.
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Re: The lifecycle of a band
« Reply #8 on: August 22, 2010, 01:24:20 PM »
Dream Theater is the banjo.

Don't give Jordan ideas for the next CD.

I think he has enough already with his 15 iPads and shit.
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Re: The lifecycle of a band
« Reply #9 on: August 22, 2010, 01:46:33 PM »
Fretless guitar=AC/DC
Obscure Guitar+Banjo=Dream Theater
Obscure Guitar=Extreme
Double Guitar=U2 (Specifically Bono)
Worn-Out Guitar=Alice in Chains, but their reunion tour/album actually was the opposite of embarassing :metal.
Long-necked guitar=Mötley Crüe

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Re: The lifecycle of a band
« Reply #10 on: August 22, 2010, 03:27:49 PM »
long guitar is metallica
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Re: The lifecycle of a band
« Reply #11 on: August 22, 2010, 11:35:46 PM »
The banjo describes DT perfectly.

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Re: The lifecycle of a band
« Reply #12 on: August 23, 2010, 02:10:47 AM »
The zombie guitar is Queen.