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Who wins?
« on: August 20, 2010, 08:31:28 PM »
OH FUCK WHO WINS?!!


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Re: Who wins?
« Reply #1 on: August 20, 2010, 08:32:27 PM »
Gandalf is the best them.
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Re: Who wins?
« Reply #2 on: August 20, 2010, 08:32:41 PM »
Gandalf all up in this bitch

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Re: Who wins?
« Reply #3 on: August 20, 2010, 08:34:56 PM »
Gandalf was a fucking Istari who just laughed off being killed by a balrog, Dumbledore got killed by a ring.

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Re: Who wins?
« Reply #4 on: August 20, 2010, 08:35:40 PM »
Gandalf was a fucking Istari who just laughed off being killed by a balrog, Dumbledore got killed by a ring.

No he was killed by Snape

By his own free will

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Re: Who wins?
« Reply #5 on: August 20, 2010, 08:35:54 PM »
Gandalf is the best them.
Pretty much this.

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Re: Who wins?
« Reply #6 on: August 20, 2010, 08:36:07 PM »
Gandalf FTW

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Re: Who wins?
« Reply #7 on: August 20, 2010, 08:36:13 PM »
Gandalf was a fucking Istari who just laughed off being killed by a balrog, Dumbledore got killed by a ring.

No he was killed by Snape

By his own free will

Yeah, and he asked Snape to kill him because the ring would have killed him eventually anyway.

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Re: Who wins?
« Reply #8 on: August 20, 2010, 08:36:34 PM »
Gandalf was a fucking Istari who just laughed off being killed by a balrog, Dumbledore got killed by a ring.

No he was killed by Snape

By his own free will

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Re: Who wins?
« Reply #9 on: August 20, 2010, 08:37:14 PM »
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Re: Who wins?
« Reply #10 on: August 20, 2010, 08:37:23 PM »
I voted Dumbledore, but you know it could go either way.  Seriously the battle would be epic.
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Re: Who wins?
« Reply #11 on: August 20, 2010, 08:41:19 PM »
ALWAYS BET ON BLACK!

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« Reply #12 on: August 20, 2010, 08:47:42 PM »
As much as I enjoy Harry Potter, Gandalf is a bigger badass.
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Re: Who wins?
« Reply #13 on: August 20, 2010, 09:00:23 PM »
I voted Dumbledore, but you know it could go either way.  Seriously the battle would be epic.
No it wouldn't.  Gandalf wipes his ass with Dumbledore.

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Re: Who wins?
« Reply #14 on: August 20, 2010, 09:01:32 PM »
Gandalf > Dumbledore.

LOTR > Harry Potter.

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Re: Who wins?
« Reply #15 on: August 20, 2010, 09:01:54 PM »
The hell kind of a name is bumblewhore?
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Re: Who wins?
« Reply #16 on: August 20, 2010, 09:26:16 PM »
I chose Dumbledore.

Think about it.

J.K. Rowling revealed that Dumbledore was a homosexual.

Gandalf attacks Dumbledore, and what do you think would happen as a result?

He'd get arrested and/or sued for committing a hate crime.

Thus, he wouldn't dare lay a finger on Dumbledore, giving Dumbledore the opportunity to open up a can of homosexual whupass.

Dumbledore wins.
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Re: Who wins?
« Reply #17 on: August 20, 2010, 09:26:52 PM »
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Re: Who wins?
« Reply #18 on: August 20, 2010, 09:27:44 PM »
I chose Dumbledore.

Think about it.

J.K. Rowling revealed that Dumbledore was a homosexual.

Gandalf attacks Dumbledore, and what do you think would happen as a result?

He'd get arrested and/or sued for committing a hate crime.

Thus, he wouldn't dare lay a finger on Dumbledore, giving Dumbledore the opportunity to open up a can of homosexual whupass.

Dumbledore wins.

Damn you're right. If only Ian Mckellin were gay too.

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Re: Who wins?
« Reply #19 on: August 20, 2010, 09:29:35 PM »
Gadough isn't Hitler. He's much, much worse.

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Re: Who wins?
« Reply #20 on: August 20, 2010, 09:30:16 PM »
Gambledorf


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Gandalf, you fools.

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Re: Who wins?
« Reply #21 on: August 20, 2010, 09:47:12 PM »
I chose Dumbledore.

Think about it.

J.K. Rowling revealed that Dumbledore was a homosexual.

Gandalf attacks Dumbledore, and what do you think would happen as a result?

He'd get arrested and/or sued for committing a hate crime.

Thus, he wouldn't dare lay a finger on Dumbledore, giving Dumbledore the opportunity to open up a can of homosexual whupass.

Dumbledore wins.

But Ian McKellen is gay...

Maybe Gandalf and Dumbledore had a fling back in the day.
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Re: Who wins?
« Reply #22 on: August 20, 2010, 09:48:05 PM »
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Gadough isn't Hitler. He's much, much worse.

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Re: Who wins?
« Reply #23 on: August 20, 2010, 10:07:52 PM »
Gandalf would destroy whatshisname, and kill a six pack in the process.
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Re: Who wins?
« Reply #24 on: August 20, 2010, 10:14:35 PM »
DUMBLEDORE SHALL NOT PASS

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Re: Who wins?
« Reply #25 on: August 20, 2010, 10:16:54 PM »
Demi-god...mortal...demi-god...mortal...shit, this is a real tossup.

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Re: Here thar be logic, somewhere
« Reply #26 on: August 20, 2010, 10:20:29 PM »
I chose Dumbledore.

Think about it.

J.K. Rowling revealed that Dumbledore was a homosexual.

Gandalf attacks Dumbledore, and what do you think would happen as a result?

He'd get arrested and/or sued for committing a hate crime.

Thus, he wouldn't dare lay a finger on Dumbledore, giving Dumbledore the opportunity to open up a can of homosexual whupass.

Dumbledore wins.

But Ian McKellen is gay...

Maybe Gandalf and Dumbledore had a fling back in the day.

Has the role of Grindelwald been cast for the 7th Harry Potter film yet? I think my head would 'splode.
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Re: Who wins?
« Reply #27 on: August 20, 2010, 10:24:44 PM »
Gandalf is a freaking demi-god of sort from what I know, and how can you compare him to this old professor? Not even worth comparing.
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Re: Who wins?
« Reply #29 on: August 21, 2010, 04:27:39 AM »
For the record, I had no idea the guy who played Gandalf is gay. However, my point remains valid, because we're talking about the CHARACTERS here, not the actors who play them. The character of Dumbledore is gay, and as far as I know Gandalf is straight. So my logic still makes sense...sort of. The fact that one of the actors is actually gay IRL is irrelevant.
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Re: Who wins?
« Reply #30 on: August 21, 2010, 04:32:28 AM »
Gandalf > Dumbledore.

LOTR > Harry Potter.
That's all that needs to be said really.

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Re: Who wins?
« Reply #31 on: August 21, 2010, 04:47:47 AM »
LOTR <<<<<<<<<<<<< Harry Potter


Either way, I didn't vote. They're both awesome characters.
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Re: Who wins?
« Reply #32 on: August 21, 2010, 04:51:35 AM »
Thanks for the spoilers guys.

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« Reply #33 on: August 21, 2010, 04:52:30 AM »
Ouch.
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Re: Who wins?
« Reply #34 on: August 21, 2010, 04:59:14 AM »
Dumbledore is more powerful than Gandalf... did you see that duel at the end of Order of the Phoenix? Gandalf can't compete.