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Re: Worst Movie Ever Made... Ever
« Reply #35 on: August 15, 2010, 06:39:18 PM »
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0087451/


actually the worst movie ever made.
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Re: Worst Movie Ever Made... Ever
« Reply #36 on: August 15, 2010, 07:56:41 PM »
Wow, those clips make it look like some amateur high school project movie.

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Re: Worst Movie Ever Made... Ever
« Reply #37 on: August 15, 2010, 08:05:08 PM »
Personally I think he hit Lisa. I think this because when he says he didn't, he doesn't sound very convincing.
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Re: Worst Movie Ever Made... Ever
« Reply #38 on: August 15, 2010, 08:05:48 PM »
Zeltar, you totally should have watched this last night when you were drunk.
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Re: Worst Movie Ever Made... Ever
« Reply #39 on: August 15, 2010, 08:06:36 PM »
Personally I think he hit Lisa. I think this because when he says he didn't, he doesn't sound very convincing.

but he didnt hit her its not true its bullshit he didnt hit her
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Re: Worst Movie Ever Made... Ever
« Reply #40 on: August 15, 2010, 08:07:05 PM »
Personally I think he hit Lisa. I think this because when he says he didn't, he doesn't sound very convincing.

but he didnt hit her its not true its bullshit he didnt hit her

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Re: Worst Movie Ever Made... Ever
« Reply #41 on: August 15, 2010, 08:11:07 PM »
Personally I think he hit Lisa. I think this because when he says he didn't, he doesn't sound very convincing.

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Re: Worst Movie Ever Made... Ever
« Reply #42 on: August 15, 2010, 08:28:22 PM »
Personally I think he hit Lisa. I think this because when he says he didn't, he doesn't sound very convincing.

but he didnt hit her its not true its bullshit he didnt hit her

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Re: Worst Movie Ever Made... Ever
« Reply #43 on: August 15, 2010, 08:36:35 PM »
Come on, this movie is awful. Now let's go to eat, HA!!

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Re: Worst Movie Ever Made... Ever
« Reply #45 on: August 15, 2010, 09:19:16 PM »
The Nostalgia Critic review was the main reason why I watched it.

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Re: Worst Movie Ever Made... Ever
« Reply #46 on: August 15, 2010, 09:20:46 PM »
I enjoy his reviews very much

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Re: Worst Movie Ever Made... Ever
« Reply #47 on: August 15, 2010, 09:37:18 PM »
Shit that was painful. Wow.

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Re: Worst Movie Ever Made... Ever
« Reply #48 on: August 15, 2010, 09:41:04 PM »
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Re: Worst Movie Ever Made... Ever
« Reply #49 on: August 15, 2010, 09:43:20 PM »
I think one of the facts that makes it painful is DAT PIANO SONG THAT SOUNDS EVERY FUCKING CUT SCENE REALLY COULDN'T HE USE AT LEAST TWO DIFFERENT SONGS????

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Re: Worst Movie Ever Made... Ever
« Reply #50 on: August 15, 2010, 09:48:27 PM »
It's not just the bad acting that makes it painful, it's the 500 plot holes this damn movie has. And it just drags on and on. I'm surprised I actually sat through the whole thing.

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Re: Worst Movie Ever Made... Ever
« Reply #51 on: August 16, 2010, 05:55:16 AM »
What's the movie even about?

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Re: Worst Movie Ever Made... Ever
« Reply #52 on: August 16, 2010, 06:59:13 AM »
The Room is awesome, and I swear the movie's like drugs and alcohol. Every time I see it, the experience is different. Once it was riotously hilarious. Another time it was an interesting meditation on how not to make another movie. And then another time I was in that two beer state where I was looking for some kind of kinship from anything, and for some reason I was actually identifying character motivations in the movie that actually made the writing make sense. Basically, the equivalent of a bad trip when it comes to watching The Room.
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Re: Worst Movie Ever Made... Ever
« Reply #53 on: August 16, 2010, 07:03:04 AM »
The thing I enjoyed doing most on my last experience with friends was commenting everytime a character made a disparaging generalization about women, or a woman embodied one of those generalizations.  Wiseau must've had some serious issues, because if you look behind the hilarity, the sheer amount of bile and hatred thrown at the female characters and women in general is pretty awful.
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Re: Worst Movie Ever Made... Ever
« Reply #54 on: August 16, 2010, 09:50:58 AM »
The thing I enjoyed doing most on my last experience with friends was commenting everytime a character made a disparaging generalization about women, or a woman embodied one of those generalizations.  Wiseau must've had some serious issues, because if you look behind the hilarity, the sheer amount of bile and hatred thrown at the female characters and women in general is pretty awful.
Indeed, I think his message was: Fuck the women, they are always evil for no reason and they will cheat on you no matter how handsome or good looking or drug addict-face you are.

I mean almost all women on the movie were wicked, Wiseau must have some women issues.

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Re: Worst Movie Ever Made... Ever
« Reply #55 on: August 16, 2010, 09:55:57 AM »
I'm pretty sure one of his reasons of creating the film was to have sex with the actress every night. She's kinda fat though.
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Re: Worst Movie Ever Made... Ever
« Reply #56 on: August 16, 2010, 10:07:35 AM »
Apparently the first scene they ever shot was the sex scene, as in she walked onto the set and Tommy immediately jumped on her.

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Re: Worst Movie Ever Made... Ever
« Reply #57 on: August 16, 2010, 10:09:56 AM »
Worse than Troll 2? Really?
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« Reply #58 on: August 16, 2010, 10:17:30 AM »
You can't support yourself, you're a woman!

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Re: Worst Movie Ever Made... Ever
« Reply #59 on: August 16, 2010, 10:20:25 AM »
Hef is right on all things. Except for when I disagree with him. In which case he's probably still right.

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Re: Worst Movie Ever Made... Ever
« Reply #60 on: August 16, 2010, 10:22:02 AM »
You can't support yourself, you're a woman!
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Re: Worst Movie Ever Made... Ever
« Reply #61 on: August 16, 2010, 10:24:11 AM »
The thing I enjoyed doing most on my last experience with friends was commenting everytime a character made a disparaging generalization about women, or a woman embodied one of those generalizations.  Wiseau must've had some serious issues, because if you look behind the hilarity, the sheer amount of bile and hatred thrown at the female characters and women in general is pretty awful.
Indeed, I think his message was: Fuck the women, they are always evil for no reason and they will cheat on you no matter how handsome or good looking or drug addict-face you are.

I mean almost all women on the movie were wicked, Wiseau must have some women issues.
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Re: Worst Movie Ever Made... Ever
« Reply #62 on: August 16, 2010, 10:26:07 AM »
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Re: Worst Movie Ever Made... Ever
« Reply #63 on: September 05, 2010, 09:57:46 AM »
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Re: Worst Movie Ever Made... Ever
« Reply #64 on: September 05, 2010, 10:02:02 AM »
I'm pretty sure this was the worst movie ever...


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Re: Worst Movie Ever Made... Ever
« Reply #65 on: September 05, 2010, 02:25:32 PM »
Actually, the worst movies are right here: http://www.imdb.com/chart/bottom
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« Reply #66 on: September 05, 2010, 03:01:49 PM »
Actually, the worst movies are right here: http://www.imdb.com/chart/bottom

I feel "ok" that I've only seen four of those. And only once each for them.
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Re: Worst Movie Ever Made... Ever
« Reply #67 on: September 05, 2010, 03:17:24 PM »
There is no way Kazaam is one of the 100 worst movies ever made....

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« Reply #68 on: September 05, 2010, 03:20:29 PM »
There is no way Kazaam is one of the 100 worst movies ever made....
Oh, that's pretty easy for me to believe.  It's awful.
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Re: Worst Movie Ever Made... Ever
« Reply #69 on: September 05, 2010, 05:01:50 PM »
Why isn't Plan 9 on there?
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