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Worst Movie Ever Made... Ever
« on: August 14, 2010, 08:09:43 PM »


Featuring a stellar performance by Tommy Wiseau, 'tis quite possibly the worst movie in existence. Some notable scenes: Flower shop scene, "You're Tearing Me Apart, Lisa" scene, and the "Hi Mark" scene.

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Re: Worst Movie Ever Made... Ever
« Reply #1 on: August 14, 2010, 08:11:35 PM »
I still have to watch this.
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Re: Worst Movie Ever Made... Ever
« Reply #2 on: August 14, 2010, 08:13:16 PM »
He looks incredibly high on that poster...which makes sense, he was probably high during the movie's production.
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Re: Worst Movie Ever Made... Ever
« Reply #3 on: August 14, 2010, 08:32:14 PM »
For those of you who don't download or stream, you can watch it on April 1 on Adult Swim every year.  Granted, they blur the nudity  :sadpanda:

Also, I think Manos might actually be worse.  You can watch it legally on google video.
     

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Re: Worst Movie Ever Made... Ever
« Reply #4 on: August 14, 2010, 08:46:25 PM »
For those of you who don't download or stream, you can watch it on April 1 on Adult Swim every year.  Granted, they blur the nudity  :sadpanda:

Also, I think Manos might actually be worse.  You can watch it legally on google video.

Yup, the first time I saw it was on Adult Swim, it's something else lol. The overdubs are unbearable.

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Re: Worst Movie Ever Made... Ever
« Reply #5 on: August 14, 2010, 08:50:41 PM »
LISAAA YOU'RE TEARING ME APART

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Re: Worst Movie Ever Made... Ever
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Re: Worst Movie Ever Made... Ever
« Reply #7 on: August 14, 2010, 08:57:21 PM »
Gadough isn't Hitler. He's much, much worse.

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Re: Worst Movie Ever Made... Ever
« Reply #8 on: August 14, 2010, 09:04:13 PM »
Manos

The Hands of Fate?

Yes.  I wouldn't watch it again unless there was a reward for suffering through it again.
     

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Re: Worst Movie Ever Made... Ever
« Reply #9 on: August 14, 2010, 09:30:12 PM »
Oh hai The Room thread.

This is easily the greatest bad movie ever. The Rifftrax for it is pretty fantastic too.

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Re: Worst Movie Ever Made... Ever
« Reply #10 on: August 14, 2010, 10:30:04 PM »
This movie is ridiculously awesome in every way.
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Re: Worst Movie Ever Made... Ever
« Reply #11 on: August 14, 2010, 10:47:39 PM »
I don't get the love for this movie, even though I understand it's so bad it's good.

Thing is, while it is hilarious in that unintentional kind of way, the movie is just too damn long. Sure, it'll make you laugh, but after a certain point it stops being funny and starts being just plain boring. I watched it at a friends house, and we all fell asleep after the first 40 minutes or so.

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Re: Worst Movie Ever Made... Ever
« Reply #12 on: August 14, 2010, 10:52:30 PM »
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Re: Worst Movie Ever Made... Ever
« Reply #13 on: August 14, 2010, 11:15:12 PM »
YOURE TEARING ME APART BIRCH BOY... btw greatest movie ever.. try watching it with the riff tracks imo.

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Re: Worst Movie Ever Made... Ever
« Reply #14 on: August 14, 2010, 11:16:29 PM »
Yeah, I saw it. It's so bad you guys must watch it.



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Re: Worst Movie Ever Made... Ever
« Reply #15 on: August 14, 2010, 11:38:53 PM »
I still need to see this one...
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Re: Worst Movie Ever Made... Ever
« Reply #16 on: August 15, 2010, 12:27:55 AM »
Manos

The Hands of Fate?

Yes.  I wouldn't watch it again unless there was a reward for suffering through it again.

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Re: Worst Movie Ever Made... Ever
« Reply #17 on: August 15, 2010, 01:08:43 AM »
I still need to see this one...

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Re: Worst Movie Ever Made... Ever
« Reply #18 on: August 15, 2010, 01:55:42 AM »
Hell yes.
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Re: Worst Movie Ever Made... Ever
« Reply #19 on: August 15, 2010, 05:19:22 AM »
Hmm...I've seen Manos so this one intrigues me.  Will have to check it out.

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Re: Worst Movie Ever Made... Ever
« Reply #20 on: August 15, 2010, 05:21:46 AM »
I hate this movie.  Tommy is such a freak eh, his face gives me night sweats.

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Re: Worst Movie Ever Made... Ever
« Reply #21 on: August 15, 2010, 05:39:49 AM »
Damn, I was laughing like crazy. :rollin

I'll try to watch it.
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Re: Worst Movie Ever Made... Ever
« Reply #22 on: August 15, 2010, 05:49:42 AM »
Damn, I was laughing like crazy. :rollin

I'll try to watch it.

At The Room?  Its funny for the first little while, but after like, the third love scene backed by a sexy RnB tune it gets a bit boring.

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Re: Worst Movie Ever Made... Ever
« Reply #23 on: August 15, 2010, 05:51:09 AM »
Well I was referring to the videos.

But why is this a "cult classic"? Can someone explain?
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Re: Worst Movie Ever Made... Ever
« Reply #24 on: August 15, 2010, 05:54:43 AM »
I really don't know eh.  Because its so bad that its good?

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Re: Worst Movie Ever Made... Ever
« Reply #25 on: August 15, 2010, 05:56:08 AM »
I don't have enough time to watch the good movies that I want to watch, so I won't waste any time on one that I know is awful.
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Re: Worst Movie Ever Made... Ever
« Reply #26 on: August 15, 2010, 05:57:22 AM »
I don't have enough time to watch the good movies that I want to watch, so I won't waste any time on one that I know is awful.

Oh right. I still have Star Wars Ep 4, 5, 6 to watch.

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Re: Worst Movie Ever Made... Ever
« Reply #27 on: August 15, 2010, 02:06:33 PM »
uhhhh ... This is obviously the greatest piece of cinema ever created.  What is wrong with you people?
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« Reply #28 on: August 15, 2010, 02:36:38 PM »
I remember trying to watch it on Adult Swim...I think I got 15 minutes in and just turned it off.
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Re: Worst Movie Ever Made... Ever
« Reply #29 on: August 15, 2010, 02:40:22 PM »
I've been meaning to see this for a while now.

One of my friends (not in Aberdeen) was hosting a night where they just watched it over and over again :lol

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Re: Worst Movie Ever Made... Ever
« Reply #30 on: August 15, 2010, 02:54:51 PM »
This movie truly is so bad that it's good.

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Re: Worst Movie Ever Made... Ever
« Reply #31 on: August 15, 2010, 05:37:03 PM »
I remember trying to watch it on Adult Swim...I think I got 15 minutes in and just turned it off.
You really need to watch it with a group of people for the best experience.

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Re: Worst Movie Ever Made... Ever
« Reply #32 on: August 15, 2010, 05:38:49 PM »
I remember trying to watch it on Adult Swim...I think I got 15 minutes in and just turned it off.
You really need to watch it with a group of people for the best experience.

In a room I presume

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Re: Worst Movie Ever Made... Ever
« Reply #33 on: August 15, 2010, 05:57:07 PM »
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Re: Worst Movie Ever Made... Ever
« Reply #34 on: August 15, 2010, 06:12:31 PM »
I love the Tim & Eric episode that features him.

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