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Re: The Best and Worst Opening Bands You've Seen
« Reply #35 on: August 05, 2010, 06:52:06 PM »
Best: Alice In Chains, opening for Van Halen.
Worst: Lenny Kravitz, opening for The Cult
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Re: The Best and Worst Opening Bands You've Seen
« Reply #36 on: August 05, 2010, 06:58:45 PM »
Best:
The Pretenders opening for the Rolling Stones
Coheed opening for Heaven and Hell (although I didn't go to see the headliners...)

Worst:
Echoes of Eternity opening for Symphony X
High on Fire opening for Opeth
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Re: The Best and Worst Opening Bands You've Seen
« Reply #37 on: August 05, 2010, 08:31:44 PM »

Worst:
-Whoever the hell were supporting AC/DC in Wembley Stadium in 2009


Was it The Answer? Some band from Ireland? I thought they rocked.
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Re: The Best and Worst Opening Bands You've Seen
« Reply #38 on: August 05, 2010, 08:46:00 PM »
Best: Baroness, opening for Isis  :hefdaddy (and Baroness were even better than Isis, but I will stop talking before Sigz gets angry)

Best: Pain of Salvation, opening for Dream Theater (I'm not a huge fan of PoS but they did put on a damn good show with lots of energy)

Worst: Contrive opening for Opeth (Err, this 3 man band sucks balls. Generic heavy/prog rock. No thanks

Worst: Contrive opening for Devin Townsend (WTF this band AGAIN? how many dicks did they suck to open for these two bands? AGAIN they were shit this time as well)

Contrive not Converge fuck  :censored I wish it was Converge  :metal
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Re: The Best and Worst Opening Bands You've Seen
« Reply #39 on: August 05, 2010, 08:54:31 PM »
Best: Alice In Chains, opening for Van Halen.

That sounds like an unusual combination.

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Re: The Best and Worst Opening Bands You've Seen
« Reply #40 on: August 05, 2010, 09:09:21 PM »
Best-DT FOR IRON MAIDEN

Worst-BULLET FOR MY VALENTINE FOR IRON MAIDEN

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Re: The Best and Worst Opening Bands You've Seen
« Reply #41 on: August 05, 2010, 09:14:41 PM »
BULLET FOR MY VALENTINE

Umm... Bullet isn't THAT bad. I'm sure you've seen way worse..
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Re: The Best and Worst Opening Bands You've Seen
« Reply #42 on: August 05, 2010, 09:15:09 PM »
Converge opening for Mastodon and Dethklok - October 2009

God dammit lat.
All the vocalist did was grunt "UGHUGH". They were terrible.
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Re: The Best and Worst Opening Bands You've Seen
« Reply #43 on: August 05, 2010, 09:15:58 PM »
Converge opening for Mastodon and Dethklok - October 2009

God dammit lat.
All the vocalist did was grunt "UGHUGH". They were terrible.
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Re: The Best and Worst Opening Bands You've Seen
« Reply #44 on: August 05, 2010, 09:53:08 PM »
Converge opening for Mastodon and Dethklok - October 2009

God dammit lat.
All the vocalist did was grunt "UGHUGH". They were terrible.
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I felt its length in quite a few places.

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Re: The Best and Worst Opening Bands You've Seen
« Reply #45 on: August 05, 2010, 11:50:12 PM »
Worst: Down opening for Metallica. Anselmo is a terrible singer.

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Re: The Best and Worst Opening Bands You've Seen
« Reply #46 on: August 06, 2010, 01:14:43 AM »
BULLET FOR MY VALENTINE

Umm... Bullet isn't THAT bad. I'm sure you've seen way worse..

Oh I've seen worse...but for Maiden, that was a brutal 45 minutes...

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Re: The Best and Worst Opening Bands You've Seen
« Reply #47 on: August 06, 2010, 01:59:51 AM »
Best -Opeth for Dream Theater

Worst - Engel for Dimmu Borgir and The Ocean for Opeth

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Re: The Best and Worst Opening Bands You've Seen
« Reply #48 on: August 06, 2010, 02:02:44 AM »
I can't think of the best, Into Eternity was quite great though.

As far as worst, that obviously goes to one of the many local acts that some national acts get to open for them. They can be HORRIBLE. I have no idea who they were though.
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Re: The Best and Worst Opening Bands You've Seen
« Reply #49 on: August 06, 2010, 02:04:17 AM »
I actually enjoy Into Eternity normally, but Stu was not having a really, really bad day when I saw them. Really none of the guys were doing that well.
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Re: The Best and Worst Opening Bands You've Seen
« Reply #50 on: August 06, 2010, 02:11:32 AM »
Best - Opeth for Dream Theater
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Worst - The Chariot for Protest the Hero

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Re: The Best and Worst Opening Bands You've Seen
« Reply #51 on: August 06, 2010, 04:55:46 AM »
Worst:
-Funeral For A Friend for Maiden in 2003 (they went down badly in their home town, go figure)

Bands supporting Maiden who aren't metal are never going to go down well with the majority tbh. FFAF rule all the same.

Oceansize and Opeth would be the best I've seen.
Frost* are the worst I can remember.
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Re: The Best and Worst Opening Bands You've Seen
« Reply #52 on: August 06, 2010, 04:59:34 AM »
Worst:
-Funeral For A Friend for Maiden in 2003 (they went down badly in their home town, go figure)

Bands supporting Maiden who aren't metal are never going to go down well with the majority tbh. FFAF rule all the same.

Oceansize and Opeth would be the best I've seen.
Frost* are the worst I can remember.

My brother saw The Murderdolls open for Maiden in France.  Talk about a bad reception.  Sometimes the opening bands are hated just because they suck balls :lol

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Re: The Best and Worst Opening Bands You've Seen
« Reply #53 on: August 06, 2010, 05:06:20 AM »
Worst:
-Funeral For A Friend for Maiden in 2003 (they went down badly in their home town, go figure)

Bands supporting Maiden who aren't metal are never going to go down well with the majority tbh. FFAF rule all the same.

Oceansize and Opeth would be the best I've seen.
Frost* are the worst I can remember.

My brother saw The Murderdolls open for Maiden in France.  Talk about a bad reception.  Sometimes the opening bands are hated just because they suck balls :lol

Yeah but FFAF aren't one of them cause they're great  :tup
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Re: The Best and Worst Opening Bands You've Seen
« Reply #54 on: August 06, 2010, 05:15:26 AM »
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Re: The Best and Worst Opening Bands You've Seen
« Reply #55 on: August 06, 2010, 07:48:08 AM »
Worst:
-Funeral For A Friend for Maiden in 2003 (they went down badly in their home town, go figure)

Bands supporting Maiden who aren't metal are never going to go down well with the majority tbh. FFAF rule all the same.

It's not that the crowd didn't like them, although that didn't help their effort. They were really sloppy and uninteresting too.
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Re: The Best and Worst Opening Bands You've Seen
« Reply #56 on: August 06, 2010, 08:00:33 AM »
Worst:
-Funeral For A Friend for Maiden in 2003 (they went down badly in their home town, go figure)

Bands supporting Maiden who aren't metal are never going to go down well with the majority tbh. FFAF rule all the same.

It's not that the crowd didn't like them, although that didn't help their effort. They were really sloppy and uninteresting too.

They were like the best post-hardcore band around in 2003! Although if they were sloppy live in those days that's a different matter. They've been pretty tight whenever I've seen them.
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Re: The Best and Worst Opening Bands You've Seen
« Reply #57 on: August 06, 2010, 08:30:27 AM »
Best: Exodus for Megadeth on the RIP tour
Worst: That Gotika band or whatever it's name was that opened for Metallica on the U.S leg of the World Magnetic tour.
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Re: The Best and Worst Opening Bands You've Seen
« Reply #58 on: August 06, 2010, 08:43:35 AM »
Worst: That Gotika band or whatever it's name was that opened for Metallica on the U.S leg of the World Magnetic tour.

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Re: The Best and Worst Opening Bands You've Seen
« Reply #59 on: August 06, 2010, 09:58:13 AM »
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Re: The Best and Worst Opening Bands You've Seen
« Reply #60 on: August 06, 2010, 10:52:51 AM »
I hope he means Gojira.

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Re: The Best and Worst Opening Bands You've Seen
« Reply #61 on: August 06, 2010, 11:20:02 AM »
Best: Alice In Chains, opening for Van Halen.

That sounds like an unusual combination.
It was an awesome combination.
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Re: The Best and Worst Opening Bands You've Seen
« Reply #62 on: August 06, 2010, 11:28:26 AM »
Best: Alice In Chains, opening for Van Halen.

That sounds like an unusual combination.
It was an awesome combination.

Wasn't that F.U.C K. tour?  I saw that too.
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Re: The Best and Worst Opening Bands You've Seen
« Reply #63 on: August 06, 2010, 11:33:30 AM »
Worst: That Gotika band or whatever it's name was that opened for Metallica on the U.S leg of the World Magnetic tour.

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Re: The Best and Worst Opening Bands You've Seen
« Reply #64 on: August 06, 2010, 11:45:03 AM »
Best: Alice In Chains, opening for Van Halen.

That sounds like an unusual combination.
It was an awesome combination.

Wasn't that F.U.C K. tour?  I saw that too.
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Re: The Best and Worst Opening Bands You've Seen
« Reply #65 on: August 06, 2010, 12:04:53 PM »
Worst: That Gotika band or whatever it's name was that opened for Metallica on the U.S leg of the World Magnetic tour.

You better not mean Gojira

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Re: The Best and Worst Opening Bands You've Seen
« Reply #66 on: August 06, 2010, 02:50:29 PM »
Worst:

Any of the 3 opening bands for Symphony X in 2008
Into Eternity for DT
Mutiny Within for Sonata Arctica


Best:

Zappa Plays Zappa/Bigelf/Scale the Summit for DT
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« Reply #67 on: August 06, 2010, 02:54:01 PM »
Worst: Unexpect for DT (PN09)
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Re: The Best and Worst Opening Bands You've Seen
« Reply #68 on: August 06, 2010, 02:58:44 PM »
Worst: That Gotika band or whatever it's name was that opened for Metallica on the U.S leg of the World Magnetic tour.

You better not mean Gojira

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Re: The Best and Worst Opening Bands You've Seen
« Reply #69 on: August 06, 2010, 03:01:15 PM »
Fail of the year, anyone?
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