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Worst performance live ever.
« on: June 28, 2010, 09:22:50 AM »
Chris Brown singing Man in the Mirror.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G9DytBy9a2I
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Re: Worst performance live ever.
« Reply #1 on: June 28, 2010, 09:25:51 AM »
He sang only maybe three word total, the rest was crying about pelicans or something.

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Re: Worst performance live ever.
« Reply #2 on: June 28, 2010, 09:54:36 AM »
And it has the quietest audio ever.
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Re: Worst performance live ever.
« Reply #3 on: June 28, 2010, 11:53:15 AM »
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZtMuzFA-URA


I think this takes the cake.

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Re: Worst performance live ever.
« Reply #4 on: June 28, 2010, 12:04:29 PM »
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZtMuzFA-URA


I think this takes the cake.

Assuming those aren't his actual lyrics, this is the best Misheard lyrics video ever. It ACTUALLY sounds like he's saying that stuff, and isn't just making up random phrase that could potentially fit.
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Re: Worst performance live ever.
« Reply #5 on: June 28, 2010, 12:18:20 PM »
You are all incorrect.  This is the worst live performance ever:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XkMWdI2IKiw

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Re: Worst performance live ever.
« Reply #6 on: June 28, 2010, 12:20:08 PM »
You are all incorrect.  This is the worst live performance ever:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XkMWdI2IKiw

This is on par with the last one posted.
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Re: Worst performance live ever.
« Reply #7 on: June 28, 2010, 12:21:51 PM »
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Re: Worst performance live ever.
« Reply #8 on: June 28, 2010, 12:35:55 PM »
Chris Brown singing Man in the Mirror.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G9DytBy9a2I

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Re: Worst performance live ever.
« Reply #9 on: June 28, 2010, 12:39:37 PM »
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZtMuzFA-URA


I think this takes the cake.

Assuming those aren't his actual lyrics, this is the best Misheard lyrics video ever. It ACTUALLY sounds like he's saying that stuff, and isn't just making up random phrase that could potentially fit.

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Re: Worst performance live ever.
« Reply #10 on: June 28, 2010, 12:41:52 PM »
Simply The.... Worst?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R2r5H5QlKlo

Yea, but that was supposed to be bad. I don't think it counts.
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Re: Worst performance live ever.
« Reply #11 on: June 28, 2010, 12:59:04 PM »
Hackley School talent show

Smells Like Teen Spirit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f8jg5pjvwjw


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Re: Worst performance live ever.
« Reply #12 on: June 28, 2010, 01:05:13 PM »

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Re: Worst performance live ever.
« Reply #13 on: June 28, 2010, 01:31:13 PM »
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2GVHkkgK9F4

This always makes me laugh, during the chorus you can obviously tell that there are two voices, the actual vocal track from the song, and then her horrid live voice (which is lower than the real track so it doesn't sound as bad, of course) but at the end the track stops, and you can hear just her. I can never not crack up when she gets the hoards of boos at the end. This is definitley up there.
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Re: Worst performance live ever.
« Reply #14 on: June 28, 2010, 01:42:50 PM »
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2GVHkkgK9F4

This always makes me laugh, during the chorus you can obviously tell that there are two voices, the actual vocal track from the song, and then her horrid live voice (which is lower than the real track so it doesn't sound as bad, of course) but at the end the track stops, and you can hear just her. I can never not crack up when she gets the hoards of boos at the end. This is definitley up there.

I couldn't get a good look at the guitars, but I noticed the drums weren't even mic'd.
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Re: Worst performance live ever.
« Reply #15 on: June 28, 2010, 01:58:47 PM »
Hole - June 27, 2010, 9:30 Club, Washington, DC

https://blog.washingtonpost.com/clicktrack/2010/06/in_concert_hole_at_930_club.html

I was at this so-called "concert" and I can't imagine ever seeing a worse concert. This was truely bad, but not even bad in an entertaining way, but rather a sorry excuse for a concert...

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Re: Worst performance live ever.
« Reply #16 on: June 28, 2010, 02:09:04 PM »
You're ALLLLL wrong... THIS is it:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YnM1Ee_H2As

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Re: Worst performance live ever.
« Reply #17 on: June 28, 2010, 02:13:46 PM »
Hackley School talent show

Smells Like Teen Spirit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f8jg5pjvwjw


simply the best.
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Re: Worst performance live ever.
« Reply #18 on: June 28, 2010, 02:22:02 PM »
Sorry guys, but this is just plain horrible.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PkmdD4mM9vo
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Re: Worst performance live ever.
« Reply #19 on: June 28, 2010, 04:14:10 PM »
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3oz4VqyQASI
He runs out of breath about eight seconds into an eight minute performance.

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Re: Worst performance live ever.
« Reply #20 on: June 28, 2010, 04:18:21 PM »
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3oz4VqyQASI
He runs out of breath about eight seconds into an eight minute performance.

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Re: Worst performance live ever.
« Reply #21 on: June 28, 2010, 04:52:34 PM »
The GnR one, the Ashley Simpson and that dutch one can't count. In the case of GnR it's not bad really, it's not great, but far from terrible. The Ashley Simpson one can't count simply because it's all backing track and her bad vocals alone doesn't qualify it. The opera one can't count cause it's just one, really REALLY bad note. And the dutch one was supposed to be bad.

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Re: Worst performance live ever.
« Reply #22 on: June 28, 2010, 07:44:34 PM »
Not live, but hey: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uV0MtVWIN8Y

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Re: Worst performance live ever.
« Reply #23 on: June 28, 2010, 07:50:04 PM »
It's disgusting how BET can promote that spouse abuser.

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Re: Worst performance live ever.
« Reply #24 on: June 28, 2010, 08:01:10 PM »
It's disgusting how BET can promote that spouse abuser.

I wish Eminem would have performed his new song with Rihanna-- about domestic abuse-- instead.

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Re: Worst performance live ever.
« Reply #25 on: June 28, 2010, 08:02:56 PM »
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3oz4VqyQASI
He runs out of breath about eight seconds into an eight minute performance.

lol. I'd imagine that's how James LaBrie would sound if he thought he could be Bruce Dickinson.

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Re: Worst performance live ever.
« Reply #26 on: June 28, 2010, 08:22:28 PM »
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3oz4VqyQASI
He runs out of breath about eight seconds into an eight minute performance.

lol. I'd imagine that's how James LaBrie would sound if he thought he could be Bruce Dickinson.
To be fair, that would probably happen to anyone who isn't Bruce Dickinson if they tried to be like Bruce Dickinson when performing.

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Re: Worst performance live ever.
« Reply #27 on: June 28, 2010, 09:19:10 PM »
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZtMuzFA-URA


I think this takes the cake.

You've clearly confused the meaning of "worst" with "best".
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Re: Worst performance live ever.
« Reply #28 on: June 28, 2010, 09:38:20 PM »
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3oz4VqyQASI
He runs out of breath about eight seconds into an eight minute performance.

lol. I'd imagine that's how James LaBrie would sound if he thought he could be Bruce Dickinson.
To be fair, that would probably happen to anyone who isn't Bruce Dickinson if they tried to be like Bruce Dickinson when performing.

Thing is, he used to be able to do that. Only that that was,  what, 10 years earlier? He just got older, but still tried to pass as a 20-odd.

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Re: Worst performance live ever.
« Reply #29 on: June 28, 2010, 09:49:08 PM »
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Re: Worst performance live ever.
« Reply #30 on: June 28, 2010, 10:14:36 PM »
Tenor fail was great.  Damn.

It occurs to me that in many years of opera attendance, I never heard anybody do that.  It seems like the law of averages would have come into play at some point. 
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Re: Worst performance live ever.
« Reply #31 on: June 28, 2010, 11:03:50 PM »
shawtie fo sho   :rollin :rollin :rollin

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Re: Worst performance live ever.
« Reply #32 on: June 29, 2010, 12:26:30 AM »
It's disgusting how BET can promote that spouse abuser.
Wasn't he trying to say "I'm sorry" for a millionth time with this song?

Oh, and instead of Pelicans, at first I saw Kentucky Fried Chickens. It was really confusing.

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Re: Worst performance live ever.
« Reply #33 on: June 29, 2010, 08:17:01 AM »
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Re: Worst performance live ever.
« Reply #34 on: June 29, 2010, 09:31:46 AM »
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