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"A Smart Kid" - Stupid DreamNot only is this my favorite PT song, but it is more than likely my favorite song of all time. This song is easily the saddest song I have ever heard in my life, and also has one of the most interesting middle sections I've ever heard (Radiation Breathing / Geiger Counter followed by an amazing guitar solo)
Not only is it a sad song musically, but it has some of the most depressing lyrics ever.
Stranded here on planet earth
It's not much but it could be worse
Everything's free here, there's no crowds
This verse gives me the feeling that the narrator has become so desperate in his isolation that he actually is starting to almost enjoy it, in a weird twisted way. It's almost as if the isolation has driven him slap happy insane.
Winter lasted five long years
No sun will come again I fear
Chemical harvest was sown
This is the verse that tells us why he is alone, a global-thermal nuclear war has destroyed everything, and somehow, the narrator lived.
A spaceship from another star
They ask me where all the people are
What can I tell them?
I tell them I'm the only one
There was a war but I must have won
Please take me with you.
These verses give us insight into the main characters final plea before he gives up. He is placing all of his hope on aliens to save him from his misery and isolation.
The most depressing lyrics in the song, however, come from the choruses.
And I will wait for you
Until the sky is blue
And I will wait for you
What else can I do?
These are literally the most depressing lyrics I have ever seen. The character is going to wait, forever, for his love. Not only that, but it's all he can do, he is literally trapped in a earth-sized prison, forever waiting for his one true love. Nothing is sadder than that, my friends.
And with that, I want to thank everyone for following this list all the way to the end. I always enjoy doing these. Farewell!