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Re: In a perfect world,
« Reply #70 on: May 12, 2010, 03:19:52 PM »
Unfortunately, Zook is in a perfect world. :-*

OK, this should speed things up:

In a perfect world, ...

there are trees but no forests.
there are mirrors but no reflections.
there are glasses but no eyes.
there are earrings but no ears.
there are feet but no legs.
there are doors but no buildings.
there are pools but no water.
there are moons but no planets.
there are mammals but no humans.
there are letters but no words.

James, this just made it worse.  I fail to see the logic.
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Re: In a perfect world,
« Reply #71 on: May 12, 2010, 03:20:55 PM »
It's a good thing that perfect world isn't in perfect world because then it would get recurring and there would be perfect world in perfect world which is in perfect world which is in perfect world which is....... And we all would be trapped inside this Perfectarium.......

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Re: In a perfect world,
« Reply #72 on: May 12, 2010, 03:21:19 PM »
John Petrucci is in a perfect world, but Pepsi isn't.
Jesus Christ himself* comes down amidst a choir of 2 billion angels singing Handel's Hallelujah chorus. As KrotchRaut shred randomly on guitars made of dragon bones using picks made from God's kidney stones, Jesus heals a blind woman who promptly gives birth onstage to a creation of pure light.

*Yes, Jesus Christ himself. Nothing less will do.

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Re: In a perfect world,
« Reply #73 on: May 12, 2010, 03:22:39 PM »
I think I have it.

I'm not in a perfect world, but The Joshua Tree, The Unforgettable Fire and Zooropa are.
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Re: In a perfect world,
« Reply #74 on: May 12, 2010, 03:25:24 PM »
It's a good thing that perfect world isn't in perfect world because then it would get recurring and there would be perfect world in perfect world which is in perfect world which is in perfect world which is....... And we all would be trapped inside this Perfectarium.......

But a perfectarium isn't in a perfect world.

MirzekDT, you have blown my mind. You receive one internet.

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Re: In a perfect world,
« Reply #75 on: May 12, 2010, 03:27:24 PM »
It's a good thing that perfect world isn't in perfect world because then it would get recurring and there would be perfect world in perfect world which is in perfect world which is in perfect world which is....... And we all would be trapped inside this Perfectarium.......

But a perfectarium isn't in a perfect world.

MirzekDT, you have blown my mind. You receive one internet.

Thank you :) But now I wonder if Dublagend66 is in perfect world or not...

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Re: In a perfect world,
« Reply #76 on: May 12, 2010, 03:28:45 PM »
All the things people don't like are in Lamesman's perfect world.

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Re: In a perfect world,
« Reply #77 on: May 12, 2010, 03:30:22 PM »
lol @ the name Lamesman, like it hurts my feelings.

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Re: In a perfect world,
« Reply #78 on: May 12, 2010, 03:32:00 PM »
Seriously this is fucking annoying. I don't understand at all

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Re: In a perfect world,
« Reply #79 on: May 12, 2010, 03:32:03 PM »
As if you weren't crying your eyes out while you typed that.

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Re: In a perfect world,
« Reply #80 on: May 12, 2010, 03:32:42 PM »
Shame that Chris Collins is in a perfect world, but James LaBrie isn't :(

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Re: In a perfect world,
« Reply #81 on: May 12, 2010, 03:34:37 PM »
Seriously this is fucking annoying. I don't understand at all
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Re: In a perfect world,
« Reply #82 on: May 12, 2010, 03:34:45 PM »
:millahhhh is in a perfect world, though :corn isn't
Jesus Christ himself* comes down amidst a choir of 2 billion angels singing Handel's Hallelujah chorus. As KrotchRaut shred randomly on guitars made of dragon bones using picks made from God's kidney stones, Jesus heals a blind woman who promptly gives birth onstage to a creation of pure light.

*Yes, Jesus Christ himself. Nothing less will do.

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Re: In a perfect world,
« Reply #83 on: May 12, 2010, 03:35:11 PM »
I think I got it...

Shutter Island is in a perfect world but Walk This Way is not.

Metallica is in a perfect world but Pantera is not...right?

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Re: In a perfect world,
« Reply #84 on: May 12, 2010, 03:37:18 PM »
Boobs are in a perfect world.

Like it even had to be said.

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Re: In a perfect world,
« Reply #85 on: May 12, 2010, 03:39:03 PM »
It's a good thing that perfect world isn't in perfect world because then it would get recurring and there would be perfect world in perfect world which is in perfect world which is in perfect world which is....... And we all would be trapped inside this Perfectarium.......

But a perfectarium isn't in a perfect world.

MirzekDT, you have blown my mind. You receive one internet.

Thank you :) But now I wonder if Dublagend66 is in perfect world or not...

Unfortunately, I'm not.  If I was, this thread would make sense.  It doesn't.

Seriously this is fucking annoying. I don't understand at all

I'm right there with ya PLM.   :facepalm:
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Re: In a perfect world,
« Reply #86 on: May 12, 2010, 03:39:18 PM »
Everyone that has posted since my last post has got it right with their guesses.

As if you weren't crying your eyes out while you typed that.

You're right. I just went through a whole box of Kleenex.

Boobs are in a perfect world.

Like it even had to be said.
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Re: In a perfect world,
« Reply #87 on: May 12, 2010, 03:40:13 PM »
Shame that Chris Collins is in a perfect world, but James LaBrie isn't :(

So the DT in perfect world consist of only Chris Collins, John Petrucci, Jordan Rudess and Kevin Moore... Wait! There is no Dream Theater in perfect world :| they must be called Glasser there :o

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Re: In a perfect world,
« Reply #88 on: May 12, 2010, 03:41:14 PM »
I'll give you guys a hint...

73109 is not in a perfect world but seven three one zero nine is...

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Re: In a perfect world,
« Reply #89 on: May 12, 2010, 03:45:48 PM »
Ill give you another hint:
Porcupine Tree and Marillion are in a perfect world, but Pain of Salvation and Genesis aren't.

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Re: In a perfect world,
« Reply #90 on: May 12, 2010, 03:46:29 PM »
Harry Potter is but Twilight isn't...obviously

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Re: In a perfect world,
« Reply #91 on: May 12, 2010, 03:47:12 PM »
Bill Clinton is, George Bush isn't.


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Re: In a perfect world,
« Reply #92 on: May 12, 2010, 03:48:12 PM »
If it wasn't for his change of name, Jordan Rudess wouldn't be in a perfect world. That will speed things up.

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Re: In a perfect world,
« Reply #93 on: May 12, 2010, 03:52:00 PM »
Harry Potter is but Twilight isn't...obviously

 :lol

I got it. I'm not in a perfect world.

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Re: In a perfect world,
« Reply #94 on: May 12, 2010, 03:53:22 PM »
If it wasn't for his change of name, Jordan Rudess wouldn't be in a perfect world. That will speed things up.

Yeah, if that doesn't give it away, I don't know what will.




If you're not in a perfect world, we are not a match.

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Re: In a perfect world,
« Reply #95 on: May 12, 2010, 04:02:43 PM »
If it wasn't for his change of name, Jordan Rudess wouldn't be in a perfect world. That will speed things up.

Maybe if I knew what his name used to be...
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Re: In a perfect world,
« Reply #96 on: May 12, 2010, 04:36:01 PM »
Geddy Lee is in a perfect world, of course. Shame that Neil Peart isn't.
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Re: In a perfect world,
« Reply #97 on: May 12, 2010, 04:43:08 PM »
Yes! I am in a perfect world  :hat
on par with the anguish one would have from getting unconsensually bent over and buttloved.

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Re: In a perfect world,
« Reply #98 on: May 12, 2010, 04:56:44 PM »
James, Einstein's theory of general relativity would like a word with you.
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Re: In a perfect world,
« Reply #99 on: May 12, 2010, 05:03:29 PM »
So boobs are, but breasts aren't?
Hef is right on all things. Except for when I disagree with him. In which case he's probably still right.

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Re: In a perfect world,
« Reply #100 on: May 12, 2010, 05:11:03 PM »
Holy shit I just got it.

...........

I feel incredibly stupid now.
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Re: In a perfect world,
« Reply #101 on: May 12, 2010, 05:12:06 PM »
James, Einstein's theory of general relativity would like a word with you.
That's fine, his theory isn't in a perfect world either.

So boobs are, but breasts aren't?
:tup

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Re: In a perfect world,
« Reply #102 on: May 12, 2010, 05:16:30 PM »
Pizza is in a perfect world, hamburgers are not.

Also, I'd like to point out the irony in the fact that "a perfect world"...is not in a perfect world.
Gadough isn't Hitler. He's much, much worse.

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Re: In a perfect world,
« Reply #103 on: May 12, 2010, 05:18:31 PM »
James, Einstein's theory of general relativity would like a word with you.
That's fine, his theory isn't in a perfect world either.

So boobs are, but breasts aren't?
:tup

Does it have something to do with the number of letters in the words or the number of syllables?
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Re: In a perfect world,
« Reply #104 on: May 12, 2010, 05:23:23 PM »
holy fuck nuggets!!!!!!