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Offline Dr. SeaWolf

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Prepare to have your mind blown...
« on: May 03, 2010, 08:21:12 PM »

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Re: Prepare to have your mind blown...
« Reply #1 on: May 03, 2010, 08:24:12 PM »
Jesus Christ himself* comes down amidst a choir of 2 billion angels singing Handel's Hallelujah chorus. As KrotchRaut shred randomly on guitars made of dragon bones using picks made from God's kidney stones, Jesus heals a blind woman who promptly gives birth onstage to a creation of pure light.

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Re: Prepare to have your mind blown...
« Reply #2 on: May 03, 2010, 08:26:01 PM »
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Re: Prepare to have your mind blown...
« Reply #4 on: May 03, 2010, 08:33:36 PM »
That should go in the Metallica thread.

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Re: Prepare to have your mind blown...
« Reply #5 on: May 03, 2010, 09:43:32 PM »
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43 seconds was enough. Perhaps too much...
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Re: Prepare to have your mind blown...
« Reply #6 on: May 03, 2010, 09:45:49 PM »
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Re: Prepare to have your mind blown...
« Reply #7 on: May 03, 2010, 09:48:41 PM »
I expected something funny. I was disappointed  :angry:

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Re: Prepare to have your mind blown...
« Reply #8 on: May 03, 2010, 10:08:57 PM »
Is it suppose to sound that bad on purpose?
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Re: Prepare to have your mind blown...
« Reply #9 on: May 04, 2010, 04:44:15 AM »
I just don't understand why people insist on making bad songs worse

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