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Re: Post-Ironic Beardcore
« Reply #35 on: April 28, 2010, 07:05:15 PM »
:lol Why is Dream Theater in that list?

I have no idea. I'd always thought they were more Vegetarian Pre-Ironic BeardProgCore than anything else.

Nah, they're not BeardProgCore, they're closer to progressive BeardCore.

You're both wrong, it's Progressive Bear Metal.

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Re: Post-Ironic Beardcore
« Reply #36 on: April 28, 2010, 07:06:05 PM »
Bearcore, the real man's crabcore.
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Re: Post-Ironic Beardcore
« Reply #37 on: April 28, 2010, 07:06:44 PM »
:lol Why is Dream Theater in that list?

Because I added them.  4 of the 5 members have bitchin' beards.  That's 80%, compared even with founders ZZ Top, who's drummer could only grow a mustache, that's 66% beard.  Therefore, Dream Theater is beardcore.  Whether they are true beardcore, progressive beardcore, beard prog, or beargressivecore, is up for someone else to figure out.

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Re: Post-Ironic Beardcore
« Reply #38 on: April 28, 2010, 07:10:00 PM »
What about progbeardessive metal?

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*hyuck*
« Reply #39 on: April 28, 2010, 07:10:48 PM »
Bearcore, the real man's crabcore.

Beercore, the real man's man for men bearcore.

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Re: Post-Ironic Beardcore
« Reply #40 on: April 28, 2010, 07:13:55 PM »
Guys, stop spamming this thread with your made-up genre names.  Beardcore is srs business.

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Re: Post-Ironic Beardcore
« Reply #41 on: April 28, 2010, 07:15:38 PM »
But we're trying to expand it and get into details. Just like death metal has lots of sub-genres, like melodic, brutal, technical, and other stuff, post-ironic beardcore needs things like progbeardessive metal. It's simple. :P

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Re: Post-Ironic Beardcore
« Reply #42 on: April 28, 2010, 07:16:37 PM »
Happy Vlasto Day!

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Re: Post-Ironic Beardcore
« Reply #43 on: April 28, 2010, 07:19:46 PM »
But we're trying to expand it and get into details. Just like death metal has lots of sub-genres, like melodic, brutal, technical, and other stuff, post-ironic beardcore needs things like progbeardessive metal. It's simple. :P

No no, my post wasn't directed at you, progbeardessivecore (you forgot the core!) metal is a relevant and innovative genre.  I'm talking about this "Crabcore" crap.  Who the hell wants to listen to that STD-ridden crap?

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Re: Post-Ironic Beardcore
« Reply #44 on: April 28, 2010, 07:21:14 PM »
Happy Vlasto Day!

Dang dude, I was going to post that. :lol :lol

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Re: Post-Ironic Beardcore
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Re: Post-Ironic Beardcore
« Reply #46 on: April 28, 2010, 07:30:38 PM »
But we're trying to expand it and get into details. Just like death metal has lots of sub-genres, like melodic, brutal, technical, and other stuff, post-ironic beardcore needs things like progbeardessive metal. It's simple. :P

No no, my post wasn't directed at you, progbeardessivecore (you forgot the core!) metal is a relevant and innovative genre.  I'm talking about this "Crabcore" crap.  Who the hell wants to listen to that STD-ridden crap?
Well, you have a point.

Happy Vlasto Day!

Dang dude, I was going to post that. :lol :lol
You two aren't taking this seriously. Learn how to be kvlt beardcoreheads or gtfo.

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Re: Post-Ironic Beardcore
« Reply #47 on: April 28, 2010, 07:37:47 PM »
Excessive Fapcore

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Re: Post-Ironic Beardcore
« Reply #48 on: April 28, 2010, 07:38:58 PM »
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Re: Post-Ironic Beardcore
« Reply #49 on: April 28, 2010, 07:52:50 PM »
Excessive Fapcore
UMH single-handedly plays all of the instruments for an Excessive Fapcore band, if I remember correctly.


























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Re: Post-Ironic Beardcore
« Reply #50 on: April 28, 2010, 07:55:17 PM »
Excessive Fapcore
UMH single-handedly plays all of the instruments for an Excessive Fapcore band, if I remember correctly.

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Re: Post-Ironic Beardcore
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Re: Post-Ironic Beardcore
« Reply #52 on: April 28, 2010, 08:14:45 PM »
Excessive Fapcore
UMH single-handedly plays all of the instruments for an Excessive Fapcore band, if I remember correctly.
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It was too much of a wank fest for me.

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Re: Post-Ironic Beardcore
« Reply #53 on: April 28, 2010, 08:26:06 PM »
Blindcore makes trippy beats.

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Re: Post-Ironic Beardcore
« Reply #54 on: April 28, 2010, 10:59:25 PM »

Of course, DT could be considered beardcore





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Re: Post-Ironic Beardcore
« Reply #55 on: April 28, 2010, 11:12:48 PM »
Excessive Fapcore
UMH single-handedly plays all of the instruments for an Excessive Fapcore band, if I remember correctly.


























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« Reply #56 on: April 28, 2010, 11:14:11 PM »
Bearcore, the real man's crabcore.

Beercore, the real man's man for men bearcore.

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Re: Post-Ironic Beardcore
« Reply #57 on: April 29, 2010, 04:54:21 AM »
Great thread.  Here is some true beardcore;

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Of course, DT could be considered beardcore




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Re: Post-Ironic Beardcore
« Reply #58 on: April 29, 2010, 05:13:47 AM »
Did you used to work for Pizza Hut? Cuz I swear you deliver!

That made me fucking piss myself!  :rollin
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Re: Post-Ironic Beardcore
« Reply #59 on: April 29, 2010, 05:18:52 AM »
Did you used to work for Pizza Hut? Cuz I swear you deliver!

That made me fucking piss myself!  :rollin

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Re: Post-Ironic Beardcore
« Reply #60 on: April 29, 2010, 05:33:25 AM »
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That made me fucking piss myself!  :rollin

 :lol Yeah was a good one.

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Re: Post-Ironic Beardcore
« Reply #61 on: April 29, 2010, 05:45:32 AM »
Did you used to work for Pizza Hut? Cuz I swear you deliver!

That made me fucking piss myself!  :rollin

 :lol Yeah was a good one.

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Re: Post-Ironic Beardcore
« Reply #62 on: May 01, 2010, 08:29:00 PM »
The guitarist from Suicide Silence has enough beard for the whole band.





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Re: Post-Ironic Beardcore
« Reply #63 on: May 01, 2010, 09:06:25 PM »
There is no beardcore like ZZ Top. As for DT, their Beardcore influences have been a lot more noticeable in the last albums, mainly because of the heavy influences of Beartrucci. I mean, compare this:

To this:

Whole lotta beardcore. You forgot Jethro Tull as well:

Also:

« Last Edit: May 01, 2010, 09:20:24 PM by LCArenas »

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Re: Post-Ironic Beardcore
« Reply #64 on: May 01, 2010, 10:10:37 PM »
I'd also like to make sure that Christopher Lee's "Charlemagne" project should be added to the genre.

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Re: Post-Ironic Beardcore
« Reply #65 on: May 01, 2010, 10:11:54 PM »


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Re: Post-Ironic Beardcore
« Reply #66 on: May 02, 2010, 05:02:47 AM »
^ this picture totally owns, especially Jens :rollin

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They've recently definitely shifted towards beardcore, and since Scarsick they are definitely post-ironic.

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Re: Post-Ironic Beardcore
« Reply #67 on: May 02, 2010, 09:56:04 AM »
I thought the post-ironic part only had to do with why they had the beards.

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Re: Post-Ironic Beardcore
« Reply #68 on: May 02, 2010, 09:51:37 PM »
I'd also like to make sure that Christopher Lee's "Charlemagne" project should be added to the genre.

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If Christopher Lee's in it, I want Rabindranath Tagore and Osho to join (Even if they're both dead). They're the intellectual factor that made Beardcore what it is today.

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Re: Post-Ironic Beardcore
« Reply #69 on: May 02, 2010, 09:56:39 PM »
 :lol

Bigelf!?!





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