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Offline Arcaeus

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Post-Ironic Beardcore
« on: April 28, 2010, 04:18:07 AM »
Any fans of this genre on the board? I would assume so, since many of you pride yourselves over your expansive music tastes (pretentious imo). I haven't dug deep into the discographies of pioneers of the genre, such as ZZ Top, but I love more modern beardcore bands such as Protest The Hero and Mastodon; they're intense.

Silverstein is pretty terrible though. I don't know how anyone could take them seriously.
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Re: Post-Ironic Beardcore
« Reply #1 on: April 28, 2010, 04:26:16 AM »
Does Beardfish count?
Cole: "Ow I just got hit in the balls"
Me: "How?"
Cole: "Well you know when you try to scratch your balls, and you scratch too hard?
I'll admit sometimes I want to listen to Dragonforce.

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Re: Post-Ironic Beardcore
« Reply #2 on: April 28, 2010, 04:27:08 AM »


I'd say yes. Maybe not as beardy as ZZ Top and not as corey as Protest The Hero, but I think they could fit into the genre and no one would complain.

And they actually have "beard" in their name. That's pretty damn beardcore.

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Re: Post-Ironic Beardcore
« Reply #3 on: April 28, 2010, 04:31:03 AM »
Pictured: The king of beardcore.

Cole: "Ow I just got hit in the balls"
Me: "How?"
Cole: "Well you know when you try to scratch your balls, and you scratch too hard?
I'll admit sometimes I want to listen to Dragonforce.

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Re: Post-Ironic Beardcore
« Reply #4 on: April 28, 2010, 04:34:45 AM »
Something tells me you're not taking this thread seriously :\

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Re: Post-Ironic Beardcore
« Reply #5 on: April 28, 2010, 05:00:25 AM »
I swear, I've seen a made up genre like this on DTF before :lol

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Re: Post-Ironic Beardcore
« Reply #6 on: April 28, 2010, 05:16:52 AM »
Great thread.  Here is some true beardcore;

BLS




Of course, DT could be considered beardcore




Amon Amarth




In Flames




Soilwork




Kenny Loggins




Kenny Rogers


Kenny Rogers

Everyone else, except Wolfking is wrong.

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Re: Post-Ironic Beardcore
« Reply #7 on: April 28, 2010, 05:26:50 AM »
I thought this going to be a joke thread making fun of ridiculous genre names.

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Re: Post-Ironic Beardcore
« Reply #8 on: April 28, 2010, 05:30:33 AM »
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Re: Post-Ironic Beardcore
« Reply #9 on: April 28, 2010, 08:11:35 AM »
How can you have a Beardcore thread without mentioning Iron and Wine?

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Re: Post-Ironic Beardcore
« Reply #10 on: April 28, 2010, 08:14:36 AM »
BTBAM are Post-Ironic Beardcore.
Apparently.


Pretty stupid genre name if you ask me though. It doesn't classify the music in the slightest.

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Re: Post-Ironic Beardcore
« Reply #11 on: April 28, 2010, 08:29:48 AM »
Oh, so this is a serious genre?

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Re: Post-Ironic Beardcore
« Reply #12 on: April 28, 2010, 08:39:36 AM »
I was assuming they were mucking around.

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Re: Post-Ironic Beardcore
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Re: Post-Ironic Beardcore
« Reply #14 on: April 28, 2010, 08:50:46 AM »
I found it through the tags on last fm. Needless to say, I facepalmed.

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Re: Post-Ironic Beardcore
« Reply #15 on: April 28, 2010, 08:55:18 AM »
It's a real genre.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Post-ironic_beardcore

:lol Who the fuck wrote that. So next time I want to listen to a band whose members have beards I'll refer to them as Post-Ironic Beardcore in general.

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Re: Post-Ironic Beardcore
« Reply #16 on: April 28, 2010, 09:11:15 AM »
Someone called "Myungtrucci"...

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Re: Post-Ironic Beardcore
« Reply #17 on: April 28, 2010, 09:14:25 AM »
It's a real genre.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Post-ironic_beardcore

:lol Who the fuck wrote that. So next time I want to listen to a band whose members have beards I'll refer to them as Post-Ironic Beardcore in general.

BUT THAT'S CRAZY.  BEARDS ARE A SIGN OF REBELLION.

WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE.

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Re: Post-Ironic Beardcore
« Reply #18 on: April 28, 2010, 09:44:40 AM »
Cole: "Ow I just got hit in the balls"
Me: "How?"
Cole: "Well you know when you try to scratch your balls, and you scratch too hard?
I'll admit sometimes I want to listen to Dragonforce.

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Re: Post-Ironic Beardcore
« Reply #19 on: April 28, 2010, 10:53:15 AM »
...I started this thread as a joke, yes, if anyone wasn't sure :lol

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Re: Post-Ironic Beardcore
« Reply #20 on: April 28, 2010, 10:55:10 AM »
Beardcore is no fucking joke man.

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Re: Post-Ironic Beardcore
« Reply #21 on: April 28, 2010, 11:09:36 AM »
Cole: "Ow I just got hit in the balls"
Me: "How?"
Cole: "Well you know when you try to scratch your balls, and you scratch too hard?
I'll admit sometimes I want to listen to Dragonforce.

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Re: Post-Ironic Beardcore
« Reply #22 on: April 28, 2010, 11:49:03 AM »
 :metal
Oh Jackie, always jumping to the most homoerotic possibility.

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Re: Post-Ironic Beardcore
« Reply #23 on: April 28, 2010, 12:00:59 PM »
I'd also like to make sure that Christopher Lee's "Charlemagne" project should be added to the genre.

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Re: Post-Ironic Beardcore
« Reply #24 on: April 28, 2010, 12:12:59 PM »
...I started this thread as a joke, yes, if anyone wasn't sure :lol
So...you didn't write that wiki article?









God help us all.
I felt its length in quite a few places.

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Re: Post-Ironic Beardcore
« Reply #25 on: April 28, 2010, 06:17:19 PM »
No, I didn't, it's a copy/paste of the last.fm description for the tag (which I did not write either).

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« Reply #26 on: April 28, 2010, 06:23:43 PM »
Oh, the trauma!

All of these genre names are going to give me post-traumatic stress disorder.

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« Reply #27 on: April 28, 2010, 06:24:35 PM »
Oh, the trauma!

All of these genre names are going to give me post-traumatic stress disordercore.
I felt its length in quite a few places.

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Re: Post-Ironic Beardcore
« Reply #28 on: April 28, 2010, 06:40:46 PM »
:lol Why is Dream Theater in that list?

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Re: Post-Ironic Beardcore
« Reply #29 on: April 28, 2010, 06:52:40 PM »
:lol Why is Dream Theater in that list?

I have no idea. I'd always thought they were more Vegetarian Pre-Ironic BeardProgCore than anything else.
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Re: Post-Ironic Beardcore
« Reply #30 on: April 28, 2010, 06:53:54 PM »
Myung can't grow a beard, and thus is not PiBxC

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Re: Post-Ironic Beardcore
« Reply #31 on: April 28, 2010, 07:00:37 PM »
:lol Why is Dream Theater in that list?

I have no idea. I'd always thought they were more Vegetarian Pre-Ironic BeardProgCore than anything else.

Nah, they're not BeardProgCore, they're closer to progressive BeardCore.
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Re: Post-Ironic Beardcore
« Reply #32 on: April 28, 2010, 07:02:21 PM »
I love how the ridiculous overexpansion of the -core genres and a new "genre" name for like every core band out there has resulted in stuff like this :neverusethis:

(Though "axecore" remains my favourite, don't remember who invented it here on DTF)

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Re: Post-Ironic Beardcore
« Reply #33 on: April 28, 2010, 07:02:30 PM »
Progressive WankCore.

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Re: Post-Ironic Beardcore
« Reply #34 on: April 28, 2010, 07:03:36 PM »
This is the most entertaining thread I've read in a while.  :lol
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