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Offline lonestar

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Re: Tell me if this girl is too specific.
« Reply #105 on: April 21, 2010, 02:38:00 PM »
In videogame terms, that's called spray and pray.
Well, you mentioned praying, so maybe she would be interested.
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Re: Tell me if this girl is too specific.
« Reply #106 on: April 21, 2010, 02:40:19 PM »
I think it might have been said last time, but someone should show that girl this thread.

You never know, someone might get a PM.

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Re: Tell me if this girl is too specific.
« Reply #107 on: April 21, 2010, 02:46:45 PM »
In videogame terms, that's called spray and pray.
Well, you mentioned praying, so maybe she would be interested.
Hope she can find enough people that confirm to her standards to be able to make a bukkake video.

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Re: Tell me if this girl is too specific.
« Reply #108 on: April 21, 2010, 02:50:16 PM »
In videogame terms, that's called spray and pray.
Well, you mentioned praying, so maybe she would be interested.
Hope she can find enough people that confirm to her standards to be able to make a bukkake video.
Just get UMH in here, at the rate he faps, he could have her covered in twenty minutes.
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Re: Tell me if this girl is too specific.
« Reply #109 on: April 21, 2010, 02:51:46 PM »
In videogame terms, that's called spray and pray.
Well, you mentioned praying, so maybe she would be interested.
Hope she can find enough people that confirm to her standards to be able to make a bukkake video.
Just get UMH in here, at the rate he faps, he could have her covered in twenty minutes.
:lol


I think it might have been said last time, but someone should show that girl this thread.

You never know, someone might get a PM.
It's not that hard to find the page/site via google, but I think Jamesmiain should give the okay to message her this thread.

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Re: Tell me if this girl is too specific.
« Reply #110 on: April 21, 2010, 03:05:05 PM »
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Re: Tell me if this girl is too specific.
« Reply #111 on: April 21, 2010, 03:31:32 PM »
bukkake

Simply amazing.

We aim to please.
I always thought bukkake was less about aim and more about general whitewashing.

Yeah, but it was too perfect not to make the joke.

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Re: Tell me if this girl is too specific.
« Reply #112 on: April 21, 2010, 04:56:32 PM »
If I were you, I'd totally tell this girl you are what she is looking for, and play the whole damn game, just for our entertainment. Come on. I mean seriously, this would be fun as hell.

In addition -- whoever the hell posted the pie in the face clip, the ENTIRE thing is necessary. Hook us up.
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Re: Tell me if this girl is too specific.
« Reply #113 on: April 22, 2010, 04:48:14 PM »
Heck, we should all join some dating site and lead the most "restrictive" persons on, saying that we're their perfect match, etc. etc.


But seriously, continue your shenanigans.
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Re: Tell me if this girl is too specific.
« Reply #114 on: April 22, 2010, 07:20:15 PM »
bukkake

Simply amazing.

We aim to please.
I always thought bukkake was less about aim and more about general whitewashing.

Yeah, but it was too perfect not to make the joke.
I know, I couldn't resist my line either.
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Re: Tell me if this girl is too specific.
« Reply #115 on: April 22, 2010, 07:36:13 PM »

In addition -- whoever the hell posted the pie in the face clip, the ENTIRE thing is necessary. Hook us up.

Ask and you shall receive:

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Re: Tell me if this girl is too specific.
« Reply #116 on: April 22, 2010, 08:52:57 PM »
If I were you, I'd totally tell this girl you are what she is looking for, and play the whole damn game, just for our entertainment. Come on. I mean seriously, this would be fun as hell.
I'm not totally against this idea. I mean, it does seem like a pretty big dick move, but bitches and whores are always keepin me down  :millahhhh
I felt its length in quite a few places.

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« Reply #117 on: April 22, 2010, 10:54:51 PM »
If I were you, I'd totally tell this girl you are what she is looking for, and play the whole damn game, just for our entertainment. Come on. I mean seriously, this would be fun as hell.
I'm not totally against this idea. I mean, it does seem like a pretty big dick move, but bitches and whores are always keepin me down  :millahhhh

You got 99 problems and a bitch is central to several of them?
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Re: Tell me if this girl is too specific.
« Reply #118 on: April 22, 2010, 10:55:51 PM »
More than likely. Probably. I think so.
I felt its length in quite a few places.

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Re: Booyah!
« Reply #119 on: April 22, 2010, 10:57:04 PM »
If you're havin' girl problems, I feel bad for ya son, but we are not a match.
HOLY MARY MOTHER OF GOD!!!!!  THIS is why LHK is the President of Awesome.

Why is everything you post the best thing ever said?  :lol

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Re: Tell me if this girl is too specific.
« Reply #120 on: April 22, 2010, 10:59:22 PM »
:clap:
I felt its length in quite a few places.

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Re: Booyah!
« Reply #121 on: April 22, 2010, 11:07:52 PM »
If you're havin' girl problems, I feel bad for ya son, but we are not a match.

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