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Re: It is time for the torch to be passed.
« Reply #315 on: May 26, 2009, 09:10:13 PM »
The freshman chicks are new so they're always willing to try new shit if you know what I mean. That's good enough for me. :millahhhh

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Re: It is time for the torch to be passed.
« Reply #316 on: May 26, 2009, 09:12:06 PM »
What the hell? When I was a freshman, all the girls I talked to said that they were afraid of penises. It took another two frickin' years for them to change their minds.

But when they did...hoo boy.
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Re: It is time for the torch to be passed.
« Reply #317 on: May 26, 2009, 09:12:48 PM »
You obviously didn't live in California. :hat

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Re: It is time for the torch to be passed.
« Reply #318 on: May 26, 2009, 09:13:05 PM »
What the hell? When I was a freshman, all the girls I talked to said that they were afraid of penises.

"I'm afraid of your love..."

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Re: It is time for the torch to be passed.
« Reply #319 on: May 26, 2009, 09:15:42 PM »
You obviously didn't live in California. :hat

Yeah, I guess that makes sense. Girls get whore-y-er faster down there because of the...um...hormones in the beach water. But whatever, I've more than made up for lost time by now.
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Re: It is time for the torch to be passed.
« Reply #320 on: May 26, 2009, 09:55:45 PM »
Here here! The challenges stay as scheduled.
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bosk1:  This meeting is hereby called to order at 20:06 on this, the 26th day of May in the year of our Lord, 2009. 

Point of order - quorum being duly noticed, it is hereby moved to forego the reading of the minutes.  All in favor?

everyone else:  Aye!

bosk1:  Very well then.  Motion carried, unanimously.

New business?

bosk1 (yeah, I know I still have the floor.  Shut up!):  I move that, effective immediately, icysk8r be duly appointed as "DTF Forum Baby."

some other random person:  Seconded!

bosk1:  All in favor?

everyone else:  Aye!

bosk1:   Very well then.  Motion carried, unanimously.

Zeltar:  But...what about me?  I'm the forum baby!

bosk1:  I hereby move that Zeltar hereinafter and forevermore be designated DTF Forum Tard.

other random persons all falling over each other to speak first:  Seconded!

bosk1:  All in favor?

everybody else:  AYE!!!!!!

bosk1:  Very well then.  Motion carried, unanimously.  This meeting is adjourned!

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Re: It is time for the torch to be passed.
« Reply #321 on: May 26, 2009, 10:05:45 PM »
Man, everytime I see this thread title I start singing 'Dio' by Tenacious D

"Its time to pass the torch!
You're too old to rock; No more rockin' for you!"

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Re: It is time for the torch to be passed.
« Reply #322 on: May 26, 2009, 10:06:06 PM »
Man, everytime I see this thread title I start singing 'Dio' by Tenacious D

"Its time to pass the torch!
You're too old to rock; No more rockin' for you!"
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Re: It is time for the torch to be passed.
« Reply #324 on: May 26, 2009, 10:13:56 PM »
:lol

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Re: It is time for the torch to be passed.
« Reply #326 on: May 26, 2009, 10:58:25 PM »
I'm not saying this because I made the thread.... but this may be one of my favorite threads ever on DTF

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Re: It is time for the torch to be passed.
« Reply #327 on: May 27, 2009, 05:35:45 AM »
I'm not saying this because I made the thread.... but this may be one of my favorite threads ever on DTF
I feel special now.  =D
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Re: It is time for the torch to be passed.
« Reply #328 on: May 27, 2009, 06:18:11 AM »
Yeah eighth graders are too far even for me. But once they hit freshman year it's all fair game. :hat

We used to have a saying back in the day .... if there's grass on the outfield, PLAY BALL!

That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
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Re: It is time for the torch to be passed.
« Reply #329 on: May 27, 2009, 06:33:44 AM »
The freshman chicks are new so they're always willing to try new shit if you know what I mean. That's good enough for me. :millahhhh

lord, some of htem don't even have their periods yet. just because they have bumpy chestal regions and are allowed to do their hair and makeup does NOT mean they have half a clue... geez.

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Re: It is time for the torch to be passed.
« Reply #330 on: May 27, 2009, 07:52:30 AM »
Yeah eighth graders are too far even for me. But once they hit freshman year it's all fair game. :hat

We used to have a saying back in the day .... if there's grass on the outfield, PLAY BALL!



If there is fluff in the muff she is old enough.

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Re: It is time for the torch to be passed.
« Reply #331 on: May 27, 2009, 08:36:02 AM »
Yeah eighth graders are too far even for me. But once they hit freshman year it's all fair game. :hat

We used to have a saying back in the day .... if there's grass on the outfield, PLAY BALL!



If there is fluff in the muff she is old enough.
So you'd do 13 year olds, huh? nice...


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Re: It is time for the torch to be passed.
« Reply #332 on: May 27, 2009, 09:06:16 AM »
Yeah eighth graders are too far even for me. But once they hit freshman year it's all fair game. :hat

We used to have a saying back in the day .... if there's grass on the outfield, PLAY BALL!



If there is fluff in the muff she is old enough.
So you'd do 13 year olds, huh? nice...

Now, no.  20 years ago, maybe.  I won't speak for Chino ... but that's why I put my 'back in the day' disclaimer.

But we're digressing.  Where's Axeman's challenge?
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
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Re: It is time for the torch to be passed.
« Reply #333 on: May 27, 2009, 09:27:50 AM »
Yeah eighth graders are too far even for me. But once they hit freshman year it's all fair game. :hat

We used to have a saying back in the day .... if there's grass on the outfield, PLAY BALL!



If there is fluff in the muff she is old enough.
So you'd do 13 year olds, huh? nice...

Now, no.  20 years ago, maybe.  I won't speak for Chino ... but that's why I put my 'back in the day' disclaimer.

But we're digressing.  Where's Axeman's challenge?

I was just quoting Ali G... I'm almost 21 and don't even like to talking to girls that aren't at least 6 months into 18.

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Re: It is time for the torch to be passed.
« Reply #334 on: May 27, 2009, 10:01:45 AM »
I was just quoting Ali G...

No matter what the context, the above phrase is usually an indicator of exactly where you went wrong.
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Re: It is time for the torch to be passed.
« Reply #335 on: May 27, 2009, 10:49:16 AM »
I've had threads locked and been warned for less than this.
And this one is stickied?
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Re: It is time for the torch to be passed.
« Reply #336 on: May 27, 2009, 11:45:37 AM »
YtseBS: If you have something to say about the rules or the enforcing of them, take it somewhere else than IN A THREAD. twice.

Also from rule 14: (...)the mods and admins reserve the right to take whatever action they deem necessary (...)



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Edit: Sorry, the last time you wrote in this thread wasn't about the rules. You just didn't agree with the sticky-ing. My mistake, sorry.


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Re: It is time for the torch to be passed.
« Reply #337 on: May 27, 2009, 11:58:15 AM »
:2hammer:

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Re: It is time for the torch to be passed.
« Reply #338 on: May 27, 2009, 02:10:03 PM »
What are we gonna do if the girl isn't hot enough?
I get a new picture.  But I got the one from school.  Idk how hot she is, but you know how that goes. lol.   Anways here it is.
Damn, the picture is a little dark,  and was taken on a camera phone, so the shadows [especially on her face and bottom of arms] look red,[ which is weird, because she has a really nice tan. ] so it doesn't look as hot, but whatever, tell me what you think.


You know her, don't lie. she's pretty hot (I can say this I'm in high school)

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Re: It is time for the torch to be passed.
« Reply #339 on: May 27, 2009, 02:13:08 PM »
What are we gonna do if the girl isn't hot enough?
I get a new picture.  But I got the one from school.  Idk how hot she is, but you know how that goes. lol.   Anways here it is.
Damn, the picture is a little dark,  and was taken on a camera phone, so the shadows [especially on her face and bottom of arms] look red,[ which is weird, because she has a really nice tan. ] so it doesn't look as hot, but whatever, tell me what you think.


You know her, don't lie. she's pretty hot (I can say this I'm in high school)

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I don;t know her very well.  We don't talk.  the only time we even come close to alking is if I am talking to someone, and she is in the same little group talking with them.  but we don't talk.  I know her name and stuff though, because my ex-boyfriend used to like her, and she used to like him.
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Re: It is time for the torch to be passed.
« Reply #340 on: May 27, 2009, 03:14:07 PM »
Just read the whole thread. WTF.

Although this made me laugh:

We used to have a saying back in the day .... if there's grass on the outfield, PLAY BALL!

Me and a mate at work have a similar saying, but even though we're completely kidding around when we say it, it's still far too filthy for me to mention here.

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Re: It is time for the torch to be passed.
« Reply #341 on: May 27, 2009, 03:40:35 PM »
where is axeman?
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Re: It is time for the torch to be passed.
« Reply #342 on: May 27, 2009, 04:48:37 PM »
Oh, and I vote that if the person doesn't reach their 5 day deadline to submit their challenge, I automatically pass the challenge.  Agreed?
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Re: It is time for the torch to be passed.
« Reply #343 on: May 27, 2009, 04:58:59 PM »
Oh, and I vote that if the person doesn't reach their 5 day deadline to submit their challenge, I automatically pass the challenge.  Agreed?

I'm, cool with that.

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Re: It is time for the torch to be passed.
« Reply #344 on: May 27, 2009, 05:08:09 PM »
Oh, and I vote that if the person doesn't reach their 5 day deadline to submit their challenge, I automatically pass the challenge.  Agreed?

I'm, cool with that.
k.  axeman has until sunday then. [I completed on tuesday]
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Re: It is time for the torch to be passed.
« Reply #345 on: May 27, 2009, 05:47:42 PM »
Just posting in a legendary thread.

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Re: It is time for the torch to be passed.
« Reply #346 on: May 27, 2009, 06:01:08 PM »
 :xbones this thread has moved me quite profoundly.
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Re: It is time for the torch to be passed.
« Reply #347 on: May 27, 2009, 06:33:23 PM »
What are we gonna do if the girl isn't hot enough?
I get a new picture.  But I got the one from school.  Idk how hot she is, but you know how that goes. lol.   Anways here it is.
Damn, the picture is a little dark,  and was taken on a camera phone, so the shadows [especially on her face and bottom of arms] look red,[ which is weird, because she has a really nice tan. ] so it doesn't look as hot, but whatever, tell me what you think.
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You know her, don't lie. she's pretty hot (I can say this I'm in high school)

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Re: It is time for the torch to be passed.
« Reply #348 on: May 27, 2009, 06:56:36 PM »
bosk should so get me a baby emoticon. =D
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Re: It is time for the torch to be passed.
« Reply #349 on: May 27, 2009, 09:31:45 PM »
What are we gonna do if the girl isn't hot enough?
I get a new picture.  But I got the one from school.  Idk how hot she is, but you know how that goes. lol.   Anways here it is.
Damn, the picture is a little dark,  and was taken on a camera phone, so the shadows [especially on her face and bottom of arms] look red,[ which is weird, because she has a really nice tan. ] so it doesn't look as hot, but whatever, tell me what you think.
*snip*

You know her, don't lie. she's pretty hot (I can say this I'm in high school)

 :corn
Stop using that damn emoticon in every second post you make! It's also getting on my nerve's :p.

Lol. I find it funny. Is that some kind of a sig or something?

EDIT: ok then, it's not funny anymore... there's way too much now.
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