"Look at his post count. Now back to mine. Back at SuperDude's. Now back to mine. Sadly, he isn't me. But if he'd stop using ladies scented body wash and switch to Old Spice, he could smell like he's me. Look down, back up, where are you? You're on a boat with the man your man could smell like. What's in your hand, back at me. I have it. It's an oyster with two tickets to that thing you love. Look at it again, the tickets are now diamonds. Anything is possible when your man smells like Old Spice and not a lady. I'm on a horse."
I think that was possibly the greatest post of all time.