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Big John
« on: March 12, 2010, 03:35:20 AM »
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Re: Big John
« Reply #1 on: March 12, 2010, 03:57:48 AM »
Oh look, here he is!
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Re: Big John
« Reply #2 on: March 12, 2010, 03:58:24 AM »
"When there's no answer,
arrive the silent partner"

But seriously, wouldn't JM make a much better silent partner?
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Re: Big John
« Reply #3 on: March 12, 2010, 05:50:01 AM »
The Bear is getting freaking huge
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Re: Big John
« Reply #4 on: March 12, 2010, 07:26:55 AM »
JP is fucking buff!
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Re: Big John
« Reply #5 on: March 12, 2010, 07:59:43 AM »
THERE'S A BEAR IN THE MALL RUNNNN!
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Re: Big John
« Reply #6 on: March 12, 2010, 08:01:07 AM »
Quote from: PlaysLikeMyung on March 12, 2010, 07:59:43 AM
THERE'S A BEAR IN THE MALL RUNNNN!

It's too late.

The fishmonger is already dead.
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Re: Big John
« Reply #7 on: March 12, 2010, 09:01:34 AM »
Has he had a haircut?
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Re: Big John
« Reply #8 on: March 12, 2010, 09:31:49 AM »
Quote from: petrucci07 on March 12, 2010, 09:01:34 AM
Has he had a haircut?
He shaved his hair on the sides!
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Re: Big John
« Reply #9 on: March 12, 2010, 09:37:33 AM »
Wow, he is pumped. 
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Seriously, is there a bromance there?
« Reply #10 on: March 12, 2010, 09:41:34 AM »
Rudess likes his big Johns, eh? Eh?!
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Re: Big John
« Reply #11 on: March 12, 2010, 09:47:46 AM »
Eh
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Re: Big John
« Reply #12 on: March 12, 2010, 09:50:06 AM »
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Re: Big John
« Reply #13 on: March 12, 2010, 09:51:29 AM »
Be tranquil, my son.
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Re: Big John
« Reply #14 on: March 12, 2010, 09:52:22 AM »
I DON'T KNOW HOW.
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Re: Big John
« Reply #15 on: March 12, 2010, 09:53:30 AM »
I wonder who would win in a fight of a pumped-up JP against the four other band members at once?  
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Re: Big John
« Reply #16 on: March 12, 2010, 09:53:54 AM »
Quote from: Mebert78 on March 12, 2010, 09:53:30 AM
I wonder who would win in a fight of a pumped-up JP against the four other band members at once?  

Kevin Moore.
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Re: Big John
« Reply #17 on: March 12, 2010, 09:58:31 AM »
 :facepalm:
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Re: Big John
« Reply #18 on: March 12, 2010, 10:12:21 AM »
oh, man.  I was looking at the first guy to come on thinking that was JP.  I was staring at him thinking, man he has seriously changed  :lol
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Re: Big John
« Reply #19 on: March 12, 2010, 12:07:09 PM »
Quote from: Mebert78 on March 12, 2010, 09:53:30 AM
I wonder who would win in a fight of a pumped-up JP against the four other band members at once?  

Go John Myung!
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Re: Big John
« Reply #20 on: March 12, 2010, 01:07:17 PM »


/big john?
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Re: Big John
« Reply #21 on: March 13, 2010, 12:24:19 PM »
Quote from: Shadow2222 on March 12, 2010, 12:07:09 PM
Quote from: Mebert78 on March 12, 2010, 09:53:30 AM
I wonder who would win in a fight of a pumped-up JP against the four other band members at once?  

Go John Myung!
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Fails.
Go Pirate LaBrie!
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Re: Big John
« Reply #22 on: March 13, 2010, 03:56:21 PM »
Where does the JLB shovel thing come from?
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Re: Big John
« Reply #23 on: March 13, 2010, 04:53:27 PM »
Quote from: OperantChamber on March 13, 2010, 03:56:21 PM
Where does the JLB shovel thing come from?
Some fans asked a long time ago what did James do while the rest of DT were playing the songs' incredibly long instrumental breaks during concerts, and then the band (or the fans themselves, I don't know) made a joke saying that James always picks up a Shovel and starts digging holes during those breaks (James has also joked that he goes to the stage's kitchen and cooks some burgers :lol) then, the joke became a DT meme.

And now for something completely different:
Go Mike Portnoy!
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Re: Big John
« Reply #24 on: March 13, 2010, 06:24:05 PM »
And where did the Petrucci bear thing come from?
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Re: Big John
« Reply #25 on: March 13, 2010, 06:32:26 PM »
Quote from: COB55 on March 13, 2010, 06:24:05 PM
And where did the Petrucci bear thing come from?

Satans womb.
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Re: Big John
« Reply #26 on: March 13, 2010, 07:39:34 PM »
Quote from: COB55 on March 13, 2010, 06:24:05 PM
And where did the Petrucci bear thing come from?

Have you seen Petrucci?
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Re: Big John
« Reply #27 on: March 13, 2010, 08:41:51 PM »
Quote from: LCArenas on March 13, 2010, 04:53:27 PM
Quote from: OperantChamber on March 13, 2010, 03:56:21 PM
Where does the JLB shovel thing come from?
Some fans asked a long time ago what did James do while the rest of DT were playing the songs' incredibly long instrumental breaks during concerts, and then the band (or the fans themselves, I don't know) made a joke saying that James always picks up a Shovel and starts digging holes during those breaks (James has also joked that he goes to the stage's kitchen and cooks some burgers :lol) then, the joke became a DT meme.
Our very own Scurvy Dreams came up with that.
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Re: Big John
« Reply #28 on: March 13, 2010, 11:17:52 PM »
Quote from: hefdaddy42 on March 13, 2010, 08:41:51 PM
Our very own Scurvy Dreams came up with that.

Didn't he used to have a cartoony dinosaur avatar?
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Re: Big John
« Reply #29 on: March 14, 2010, 04:17:59 AM »
Yes.  He may still, for all I know; I have avatars turned off.
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Hef is right on all things. Except for when I disagree with him. In which case he's probably still right.

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Re: Big John
« Reply #30 on: March 16, 2010, 10:43:09 AM »
Go Jordan Rudess!!!
Jordan Rudess casts a spell!
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Re: Big John
« Reply #31 on: March 18, 2010, 07:54:33 AM »
Quote from: ddtonfire on March 16, 2010, 10:43:09 AM
Go Jordan Rudess!!!
Jordan Rudess casts a spell!

Go John Petrucci
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Re: Big John
« Reply #32 on: March 18, 2010, 08:18:50 AM »
Quote from: Shadow2222 on March 18, 2010, 07:54:33 AM
Quote from: ddtonfire on March 16, 2010, 10:43:09 AM
Go Jordan Rudess!!!
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Go John Petrucci
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Re: Big John
« Reply #33 on: March 18, 2010, 12:16:09 PM »
-30 HP
Come back Petrucci!
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Re: Big John
« Reply #34 on: March 18, 2010, 12:39:04 PM »


James Labrie using dig.
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