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Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
« Reply #630 on: June 17, 2010, 08:34:58 PM »
Mine is in Colombia, and I'm here, near Jackie's house... I miss her, dammit!

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Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
« Reply #631 on: June 17, 2010, 09:57:25 PM »
Pics or it didn't happen

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Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
« Reply #632 on: June 18, 2010, 12:45:08 AM »
Speaking of sandwiches, once I made my boyfriend breakfast without clothes, just so he could brag about his woman cooking for him naked.

He probably thinks that would be embarrassing to tell anybody though. :yeahright

I would have just been happy with the sandwich, but... this.... this brought new meaning to my life.

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Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
« Reply #633 on: June 18, 2010, 02:15:28 AM »
Pics or it didn't happen

Party van's on it's way lat.
You think I'm fucking scared of your party van? I dated Hayley for 2 months for Christ's sake.
I felt its length in quite a few places.

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Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
« Reply #634 on: June 18, 2010, 02:16:22 AM »
 :lol Good point.
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Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
« Reply #635 on: June 18, 2010, 03:24:34 AM »
Speaking of sandwiches, once I made my boyfriend breakfast without clothes, just so he could brag about his woman cooking for him naked.

He probably thinks that would be embarrassing to tell anybody though. :yeahright
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Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
« Reply #636 on: June 18, 2010, 08:31:44 PM »
Speaking of sandwiches, once I made my boyfriend breakfast without clothes, just so he could brag about his woman cooking for him naked.

He probably thinks that would be embarrassing to tell anybody though. :yeahright
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Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
« Reply #637 on: June 18, 2010, 10:51:02 PM »
I get to see my gf tomorrow yay
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Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
« Reply #638 on: June 18, 2010, 10:56:34 PM »
Yeah well I get to see my hand TONIGHT
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Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
« Reply #639 on: June 18, 2010, 10:59:14 PM »
And I'm hoping if I play my cards right I'll get to see your hand tonight too :eyebrows:

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Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
« Reply #640 on: June 18, 2010, 10:59:50 PM »
Speaking of sandwiches, once I made my boyfriend breakfast without clothes, just so he could brag about his woman cooking for him naked.

He probably thinks that would be embarrassing to tell anybody though. :yeahright
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Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
« Reply #641 on: June 23, 2010, 08:10:51 AM »
Just dropping by to say that yesterday, me and my girlfriend celebrated our nine month anniversary.

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Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
« Reply #642 on: June 23, 2010, 08:13:03 AM »
:getoffmylawn:







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Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
« Reply #643 on: June 23, 2010, 08:14:43 AM »
Thänks. That's longer than all my previous relationsships combined. :lol
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Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
« Reply #644 on: June 23, 2010, 08:35:56 AM »
Speaking of sandwiches, once I made my boyfriend breakfast without clothes, just so he could brag about his woman cooking for him naked.

He probably thinks that would be embarrassing to tell anybody though. :yeahright
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Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
« Reply #645 on: June 23, 2010, 08:40:08 AM »
Baby, you can make me sandwiches ANY time you want. :eyebrows:
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Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
« Reply #646 on: June 23, 2010, 08:42:39 AM »
Trust me, as long as you keep my chocolate stock filled up I'll make them for you all the time. :eyebrows:

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Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
« Reply #647 on: June 23, 2010, 08:43:41 AM »
Nine months and one day, eh...




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Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
« Reply #648 on: June 23, 2010, 08:53:12 AM »
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Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
« Reply #649 on: June 23, 2010, 08:57:31 AM »
AW DAMMIT

LYNXO HIDE IN THE CLOSET!!

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Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
« Reply #650 on: June 23, 2010, 09:02:15 AM »
WHO THE FUCK IS THIS


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OH MY GOD HE'S A SWEDE, ISN'T HE

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Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
« Reply #651 on: June 23, 2010, 09:03:50 AM »
... um, yeah, and so is Daniel Gildenlöw.

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Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
« Reply #652 on: June 23, 2010, 09:05:09 AM »
*foursome*

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Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
« Reply #653 on: June 23, 2010, 09:11:33 AM »
AW FRIGGIN' AWESOME!!

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Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
« Reply #654 on: June 23, 2010, 09:19:00 AM »
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Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
« Reply #655 on: June 24, 2010, 02:16:48 AM »
Thänks. That's longer than all my previous relationsships combined. :lol
It's also the length of time a baby spends in the womb.

Is there something you need to tell us?  :angry:

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Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
« Reply #656 on: June 24, 2010, 02:22:53 AM »
...IS THAT WHY I'VE GAINED SO MUCH WEIGHT LATELY?

IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW!
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Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
« Reply #657 on: June 24, 2010, 10:12:24 AM »
Speaking of sandwiches, once I made my boyfriend breakfast without clothes, just so he could brag about his woman cooking for him naked.

He probably thinks that would be embarrassing to tell anybody though. :yeahright

...IS THAT WHY I'VE GAINED SO MUCH WEIGHT LATELY?

IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW!

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Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
« Reply #658 on: June 24, 2010, 10:28:39 AM »
Despite my inability to participate in it, I approve of this thread.

And Sigz, my hand was talking to your hand and it said that you're an unenthusiastic lover unless it can persuade your other hand to play a disgruntled and aggressive swan at the same time.

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Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
« Reply #659 on: June 25, 2010, 12:10:14 PM »
The last few days, my boyfriend have cooked me a delicious dinner, made me chocolate chip cookies and bought me a pint of Ben&Jerry's ice cream. He spoils me completely when I'm sick. I love it that he shows his affection so much.

Also, his entire family are gone for the weekend, and he showed me where they keep the spare key for their house so I can get in and play his drums. :caffeine:

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Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
« Reply #660 on: June 25, 2010, 12:16:32 PM »
And Sigz, my hand was talking to your hand and it said that you're an unenthusiastic lover unless it can persuade your other hand to play a disgruntled and aggressive swan at the same time.

Well I'm going to have to have a talk with my hand about what details of our life it's OK to talk about.
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Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
« Reply #661 on: June 25, 2010, 12:21:25 PM »
Just dropping by to say that yesterday, me and my girlfriend celebrated our nine month anniversary.

Just dropping by to say that by definition there is no such thing. :p
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Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
« Reply #662 on: June 25, 2010, 12:22:40 PM »
You're a cold and heartless man, Nicolas Andreas.

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Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
« Reply #663 on: June 25, 2010, 12:23:05 PM »
I'll be picking up my girlfriend from the airport tomorrow :D

Hopefully she'll be ready to make me sandwiches. I don't want to hear any bullshit excuses about jet lag. If she's really committed she will suck it up :neverusethis:

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« Reply #664 on: June 25, 2010, 12:23:38 PM »
If she doesn't, give me a call and I'll be on the next plane to America to help sort her out.