Author Topic: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club (Read 145450 times)

Jamesman42 · « **Reply #595 on:** May 23, 2010, 07:34:24 PM »

2nd date tomorrow, I have a late dinner and the beach at night planned out. I really like this girl.

emindead · « **Reply #596 on:** May 23, 2010, 08:08:09 PM »

Quote from: antigoon on May 23, 2010, 03:50:04 PM

Quote from: AcidRainLTE on May 23, 2010, 03:48:26 PM
Wait, you're ehra's girlfriend?

MetalManiac666 · « **Reply #597 on:** May 23, 2010, 08:14:43 PM »

Quote from: Sigz on May 23, 2010, 03:49:08 PM

You're such a noob.

This. C'mon guys, even I knew that.

antigoon · « **Reply #598 on:** May 23, 2010, 09:50:47 PM »

Phone sex.

Isolde · « **Reply #599 on:** May 24, 2010, 06:02:05 AM »

Quote from: AcidRainLTE on May 23, 2010, 03:48:26 PM

Wait, you're ehra's girlfriend?

Yeah, what?

I mean, I know he has more friends here than me, but i figured he could be congratulated by his buddies

(why is this funny btw?)
edit: ehra just told me its because you guys didn't know. that makes sense

ehra · « **Reply #600 on:** May 24, 2010, 06:04:59 AM »

To be fair, posts like this are pretty ambiguous

Quote from: Isolde on April 23, 2010, 07:37:44 PM

Quote from: ehra on March 08, 2010, 10:24:29 PM
*snip*

I'm proud to say I'm that girl, because if I woudln't be that girl I'd be wishin' I was.

Dark Master Of Sin · « **Reply #601 on:** May 24, 2010, 06:08:06 AM »

I'm just a bit over a month with my most recent attempt to find love.

This attempt is going the best of any so far.

AcidLameLTE · « **Reply #602 on:** May 24, 2010, 10:29:37 AM »

Hey, I can't read every single post on this board.

True Death of Life · « **Reply #603 on:** May 25, 2010, 07:37:53 PM »

Quote from: Dark Master Of Sin on May 24, 2010, 06:08:06 AM

I'm just a bit over a month with my most recent attempt to find love.

This attempt is going the best of any so far.

Are you planning on meeting her at some point? (This was not meant to be bitter or sarcastic...yeah...)

Dark Master Of Sin · « **Reply #604 on:** May 25, 2010, 07:39:19 PM »

Quote from: True Death of Life on May 25, 2010, 07:37:53 PM

Quote from: Dark Master Of Sin on May 24, 2010, 06:08:06 AM
I'm just a bit over a month with my most recent attempt to find love.

This attempt is going the best of any so far.

Are you planning on meeting her at some point? (This was not meant to be bitter or sarcastic...yeah...)

9 more days, I graduate June 2nd, I'll be in Michigan shortly after. I'll be at her graduation with her parents June 6th.

King Postwhore · « **Reply #605 on:** May 25, 2010, 07:46:00 PM »

In one weeks time, my wife and I will be together for 19 years. Our 16th anniversary will be in Oct.

True Death of Life · « **Reply #606 on:** May 25, 2010, 07:46:15 PM »

DMOS:

Tell me all about it then!

Dark Master Of Sin · « **Reply #607 on:** May 25, 2010, 07:55:26 PM »

Quote from: True Death of Life on May 25, 2010, 07:46:15 PM

DMOS: Tell me all about it then!

Will do

I may make a pit stop to see you and Cole if it's on the way

antigoon · « **Reply #608 on:** May 25, 2010, 08:10:51 PM »

Quote from: kingshmegland on May 25, 2010, 07:46:00 PM

In one weeks time, my wife and I will be together for 19 years. Our 16th anniversary will be in Oct.

Congrats, dude.

MetalManiac666 · « **Reply #609 on:** May 25, 2010, 08:12:15 PM »

Quote from: kingshmegland on May 25, 2010, 07:46:00 PM

In one weeks time, my wife and I will be together for 19 years. Our 16th anniversary will be in Oct.

setrataeso · « **Reply #610 on:** June 03, 2010, 02:01:52 PM »

Quote from: kingshmegland on May 25, 2010, 07:46:00 PM

In one weeks time, my wife and I will be together for 19 years. Our 16th anniversary will be in Oct.

Nice, thats a good run.
Now, its time to throw in the towel, and get a slew of 19-year-olds to join you on a yacht as you sail across the pacific ocean, throwing caviar into dolphin's mouths.

kirbywelch92 · « **Reply #611 on:** June 03, 2010, 09:40:45 PM »

Congrats on your anniversary mang.

So I feel like I might be a member of this club now as I shared a first kiss with the girl I've been dating last night. On top of being giddier than a 10-year-old boy's discovery of internet pr0n, I can say that I feel more confident in this relationship than any other.

Sigz · « **Reply #612 on:** June 04, 2010, 02:14:26 PM »

Quote from: kirbywelch92 on June 03, 2010, 09:40:45 PM

On top of being giddier than a 10-year-old boy's discovery of internet pr0n

What a glorious day that was.

Adami · « **Reply #613 on:** June 04, 2010, 02:19:44 PM »

Quote from: Sigz on June 04, 2010, 02:14:26 PM

Quote from: kirbywelch92 on June 03, 2010, 09:40:45 PM
On top of being giddier than a 10-year-old boy's discovery of internet pr0n

What a glorious day that was.

Appearently YOU didn't discover porn by walking in on your dad jacking off to it.

What a horrible day that was for me. Your dad didn't even know who I was.

Sigz · « **Reply #614 on:** June 04, 2010, 02:20:53 PM »

Super Dude · « **Reply #615 on:** June 04, 2010, 04:24:24 PM »

setrataeso · « **Reply #616 on:** June 06, 2010, 08:58:56 PM »

That was great.

Gadough · « **Reply #617 on:** June 06, 2010, 10:38:16 PM »

True Death of Life · « **Reply #618 on:** June 16, 2010, 05:49:37 PM »

Quote from: Adami on June 04, 2010, 02:19:44 PM

Quote from: Sigz on June 04, 2010, 02:14:26 PM
Quote from: kirbywelch92 on June 03, 2010, 09:40:45 PM
On top of being giddier than a 10-year-old boy's discovery of internet pr0n

What a glorious day that was.

Appearently YOU didn't discover porn by walking in on your dad jacking off to it.

What a horrible day that was for me. Your dad didn't even know who I was.

Win. Winwinwinwinwin.

I peeked back in here to check on the posts I've missed in my looooooooooong nap and found that. Wow.

That totally exceeded my expectations.

antigoon · « **Reply #619 on:** June 16, 2010, 06:26:49 PM »

My girlfriend is on a tour of europe. I miss her. Harry is helping me mold her into the sandwich-making-wench she should be.

Sigz · « **Reply #620 on:** June 16, 2010, 07:27:26 PM »

AcidLameLTE · « **Reply #621 on:** June 16, 2010, 11:55:05 PM »

Quote from: antigoon on June 16, 2010, 06:26:49 PM

My girlfriend is on a tour of europe. I miss her. Harry is helping me mold her into the sandwich-making-wench she should be.

We'll sort her out

Logical Nightmare · « **Reply #622 on:** June 17, 2010, 08:47:49 AM »

Speaking of sandwiches, once I made my boyfriend breakfast without clothes, just so he could brag about his woman cooking for him naked.

He probably thinks that would be embarrassing to tell anybody though.