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The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
« on: March 08, 2010, 08:02:03 PM »
Yeah, I'm talking to all of you who are just trying to be FRIENDLY and then get kicked out of the LHC. So bring your relationship problems and boasts!

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Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
« Reply #1 on: March 08, 2010, 08:02:55 PM »
Sup fellow non lonely heart!!! :biggrin:

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Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
« Reply #2 on: March 08, 2010, 08:03:14 PM »
For revenge, I'm going to intrude on this thread, just because I don't belong and am just trying to be FRIENDLY.
Take that karma chameleon!
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Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
« Reply #3 on: March 08, 2010, 08:03:29 PM »
I have no business here.
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Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
« Reply #4 on: March 08, 2010, 08:03:37 PM »
BUT YOU ARE WELCOME HERE


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Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
« Reply #5 on: March 08, 2010, 08:05:17 PM »
Yeah, I don't belong here at all.
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Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
« Reply #6 on: March 08, 2010, 08:05:33 PM »
So vent your relationship frustrations.

In all seriousness, I have references that can attest to how good I am at solving other people's relationship problems. Things naturally fell apart when I departed.
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Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
« Reply #7 on: March 08, 2010, 08:06:00 PM »
Hay gaiz :hat

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Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
« Reply #8 on: March 08, 2010, 08:07:45 PM »
So vent your relationship frustrations.

In all seriousness, I have references that can attest to how good I am at solving other people's relationship problems. Things naturally fell apart when I departed.

Isn't that what the lonely hearts club thread is for?  :P

I don't really have any frustrations, I just have no real experience in the 'dating world' because I spent so much time in a steady relationship where I didn't have to worry about meeting people, asking them out, etc. etc. I feel like I would do fine in a relationship, it's just that I have no real idea of how to get one started now.
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Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
« Reply #9 on: March 08, 2010, 08:08:05 PM »
I can dish out the relationship advice too.
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Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
« Reply #10 on: March 08, 2010, 08:08:53 PM »
Some of these users are not like the other...


But seriously, hi.
I felt its length in quite a few places.

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Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
« Reply #11 on: March 08, 2010, 08:09:21 PM »
Actually, In a way I do belong here.
I'm not desperately lonely like some of the fellows and fellettes in the LHC. I'm single, but non-lonely.
So I fit.
Whats up?
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Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
« Reply #12 on: March 08, 2010, 08:09:41 PM »
So vent your relationship frustrations.

In all seriousness, I have references that can attest to how good I am at solving other people's relationship problems. Things naturally fell apart when I departed.

Isn't that what the lonely hearts club thread is for?  :P

I don't really have any frustrations, I just have no real experience in the 'dating world' because I spent so much time in a steady relationship where I didn't have to worry about meeting people, asking them out, etc. etc. I feel like I would do fine in a relationship, it's just that I have no real idea of how to get one started now.
That's such a bad situation to be in!

I was there not long ago, like literally forgot how to even approach a girl.
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Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
« Reply #13 on: March 08, 2010, 08:09:47 PM »
Hello lat. How is it not being single?

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Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
« Reply #14 on: March 08, 2010, 08:10:34 PM »
Actually, In a way I do belong here.
I'm not desperately lonely like some of the fellows and fellettes in the LHC. I'm single, but non-lonely.
So I fit.
Whats up?
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Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
« Reply #15 on: March 08, 2010, 08:10:59 PM »
Actually, In a way I do belong here.
I'm not desperately lonely like some of the fellows and fellettes in the LHC. I'm single, but non-lonely.
So I fit.
Whats up?

This.

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Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
« Reply #16 on: March 08, 2010, 08:12:59 PM »
Hello lat. How is it not being single?
Well, seeing how just 24 hours ago I was back in the lonely hearts club, it feels good man.

Though, good times were had in that club.
I felt its length in quite a few places.

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Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
« Reply #17 on: March 08, 2010, 08:13:47 PM »
Married, pretty happily.  Neither my wife nor I believe divorce is a legitimate option, even, and we work hard to keep things positive.  So even on those rare occasions where we have a big fight, we take great comfort in the fact that we know that whatever it is, it'll eventually be resolved and we'll be all lovey-dovey again.  In short, our relationship ain't perfect, but it's more awesome and has brought me more joy than I have any right to.

Suck on that, lonely people.  :P
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Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
« Reply #18 on: March 08, 2010, 08:14:22 PM »
So vent your relationship frustrations.

In all seriousness, I have references that can attest to how good I am at solving other people's relationship problems. Things naturally fell apart when I departed.

Isn't that what the lonely hearts club thread is for?  :P

I don't really have any frustrations, I just have no real experience in the 'dating world' because I spent so much time in a steady relationship where I didn't have to worry about meeting people, asking them out, etc. etc. I feel like I would do fine in a relationship, it's just that I have no real idea of how to get one started now.
That's such a bad situation to be in!

I was there not long ago, like literally forgot how to even approach a girl.

Yep, I didn't have to worry about meeting girls throughout high school and into college, but now I do, and the social dynamics have changed so much that I have very little idea of how to handle myself. I've gotten better, but nowhere near the point to where I could fathom asking a girl out.

Though for the most part I'm relatively content being single, so it's not all bad. I just feel like I should start dating so that ten years down the road I don't end up lonely and with no experience dating because I've been single for so long.
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Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
« Reply #19 on: March 08, 2010, 08:15:05 PM »
Suck on that, lonely people.  :P

Wrong thread. No lonely people here, dude.
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Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
« Reply #20 on: March 08, 2010, 08:15:11 PM »
Hello lat. How is it not being single?
Well, seeing how just 24 hours ago I was back in the lonely hearts club, it feels good man.

Though, good times were had in that club.

I feel you.  :'(

Actually, if Cole dumped my right now, I don't really think I'd care that much.

Married, pretty happily.  Neither my wife nor I believe divorce is a legitimate option, even, and we work hard to keep things positive.  So even on those rare occasions where we have a big fight, we take great comfort in the fact that we know that whatever it is, it'll eventually be resolved and we'll be all lovey-dovey again.  In short, our relationship ain't perfect, but it's more awesome and has brought me more joy than I have any right to.

Suck on that, lonely people.  :P

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Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
« Reply #21 on: March 08, 2010, 08:16:02 PM »
Hello lat. How is it not being single?
Well, seeing how just 24 hours ago I was back in the lonely hearts club, it feels good man.

Though, good times were had in that club.

I feel you.  :'(

Actually, if Cole dumped my right now, I don't really think I'd care that much.

Is this supposed to be green?
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Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
« Reply #22 on: March 08, 2010, 08:16:19 PM »
Actually, if Cole dumped my right now, I don't really think I'd care that much.

I think this is what we were all thinking.
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Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
« Reply #23 on: March 08, 2010, 08:16:42 PM »
I had 2 that went from about 9th until first year of college. Soooo weird after they ended and I was like: "hum... a girl?"

But yeah, I've gotten better and recently asked a girl out (go me!) but I'm not sad about being single.
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« Reply #24 on: March 08, 2010, 08:16:46 PM »
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Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
« Reply #25 on: March 08, 2010, 08:17:07 PM »
 
Hello lat. How is it not being single?
Well, seeing how just 24 hours ago I was back in the lonely hearts club, it feels good man.

Though, good times were had in that club.

I feel you.  :'(

Actually, if Cole dumped my right now, I don't really think I'd care that much.

Is this supposed to be green?

Nope.

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Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
« Reply #26 on: March 08, 2010, 08:17:26 PM »
Ouch...
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Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
« Reply #27 on: March 08, 2010, 08:18:04 PM »
Hello lat. How is it not being single?
Well, seeing how just 24 hours ago I was back in the lonely hearts club, it feels good man.

Though, good times were had in that club.

I feel you.  :'(

Actually, if Cole dumped my right now, I don't really think I'd care that much.

Is this supposed to be green?

Nope.
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Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
« Reply #28 on: March 08, 2010, 08:18:07 PM »
Joe and I in the same squad is basically the virtual equivalent of us plowing a rape van through an elementary school playground at recess.

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Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
« Reply #29 on: March 08, 2010, 08:18:14 PM »
Well, after all the hot guys you met on DTF, it wont be hard to bounce back ;)
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Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
« Reply #30 on: March 08, 2010, 08:18:22 PM »
Ouch is right. :(

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« Reply #31 on: March 08, 2010, 08:20:43 PM »
She just said she was kidding...wow. I got REALLY scared for a bit.

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« Reply #32 on: March 08, 2010, 08:21:31 PM »
She just said she was kidding...wow. I got REALLY scared for a bit.

Where? she said no such thing.
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Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
« Reply #33 on: March 08, 2010, 08:21:45 PM »
Well, after all the hot guys you met on DTF, it wont be hard to bounce back ;)
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No.
I felt its length in quite a few places.

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Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
« Reply #34 on: March 08, 2010, 08:22:07 PM »
She just said she was kidding...wow. I got REALLY scared for a bit.

Where? she said no such thing.

We PM whenever she is on.