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What are you landscaping practices?

Let the bushes run wild
28 (21.5%)
Trim the hedges
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Scorch de earf
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Re: Do you trim the hedges?
« Reply #70 on: March 08, 2010, 07:11:37 PM »


I can't stop laughing at this picture.

And I neaten up the edges of mah hedges.
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Re: Do you trim the hedges?
« Reply #71 on: March 08, 2010, 07:13:30 PM »
I love it when the girls post here.
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Re: Do you trim the hedges?
« Reply #72 on: March 08, 2010, 07:14:43 PM »
Thank you?

(I mean it's not as if we don't... :P)
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Re: Do you trim the hedges?
« Reply #73 on: March 08, 2010, 07:22:14 PM »
It allows us to fantasize. :eyebrows:
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Re: Do you trim the hedges?
« Reply #74 on: March 08, 2010, 07:23:09 PM »
I've never had anyone over to look at my yard and I don't anticipate anyone coming to see my yard any time soon, so I let it run wild.

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Re: Do you trim the hedges?
« Reply #75 on: March 08, 2010, 07:26:34 PM »
It allows us to fantasize. :eyebrows:

I was just asked if my pubic hair was red and curly...why wouldn't it be?


And then I realized that it was quite weird that they had been thinking about my pubic hair.  :|
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Re: Do you trim the hedges?
« Reply #76 on: March 08, 2010, 07:27:22 PM »
Ahhhh Dan...:azn:

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Re: Do you trim the hedges?
« Reply #77 on: March 08, 2010, 07:27:44 PM »
Well this thread took an interesting turn.
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Re: Do you trim the hedges?
« Reply #78 on: March 08, 2010, 07:27:55 PM »
Also, :rollin @ this whole thread.

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Re: Do you trim the hedges?
« Reply #79 on: March 08, 2010, 07:30:46 PM »
Well this thread took an interesting turn.
It was interesting to begin with, but it's gotten progressively (nugget) more interesting.
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Re: Do you trim the hedges?
« Reply #80 on: March 08, 2010, 07:39:15 PM »
It allows us to fantasize. :eyebrows:

I was just asked if my pubic hair was red and curly...why wouldn't it be?


And then I realized that it was quite weird that they had been thinking about my pubic hair.  :|

You could think about ours to balance things out.
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Re: Do you trim the hedges?
« Reply #81 on: March 08, 2010, 07:41:52 PM »
It allows us to fantasize. :eyebrows:

I was just asked if my pubic hair was red and curly...why wouldn't it be?


And then I realized that it was quite weird that they had been thinking about my pubic hair.  :|

You could think about ours to balance things out.

That has got to be the worst line I have ever heard, but you definitely get an A for effort.  :lol
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Re: Do you trim the hedges?
« Reply #82 on: March 08, 2010, 07:43:14 PM »
It allows us to fantasize. :eyebrows:

I was just asked if my pubic hair was red and curly...why wouldn't it be?


And then I realized that it was quite weird that they had been thinking about my pubic hair.  :|

You could think about ours to balance things out.


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Re: Do you trim the hedges?
« Reply #83 on: March 08, 2010, 07:51:12 PM »
It allows us to fantasize. :eyebrows:

I was just asked if my pubic hair was red and curly...why wouldn't it be?


And then I realized that it was quite weird that they had been thinking about my pubic hair.  :|

You could think about ours to balance things out.

I'll try not to.










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Re: Do you trim the hedges?
« Reply #84 on: March 08, 2010, 07:56:02 PM »
It allows us to fantasize. :eyebrows:

I was just asked if my pubic hair was red and curly...why wouldn't it be?


And then I realized that it was quite weird that they had been thinking about my pubic hair.  :|

You could think about ours to balance things out.

That has got to be the worst line I have ever heard, but you definitely get an A for effort.  :lol
I think this could potentially be the best pick up line ever.

"Hey babe, I've been fantasizing about your pubic hair all day."
I felt its length in quite a few places.

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Re: Do you trim the hedges?
« Reply #85 on: March 08, 2010, 07:57:09 PM »
:lol

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Re: Do you trim the hedges?
« Reply #86 on: March 08, 2010, 07:58:15 PM »
I'll have to try that out.
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Re: Do you trim the hedges?
« Reply #87 on: March 08, 2010, 07:58:57 PM »
It allows us to fantasize. :eyebrows:

I was just asked if my pubic hair was red and curly...why wouldn't it be?


And then I realized that it was quite weird that they had been thinking about my pubic hair.  :|

You could think about ours to balance things out.

That has got to be the worst line I have ever heard, but you definitely get an A for effort.  :lol
I think this could potentially be the best pick up line ever.

"Hey babe, I've been fantasizing about your pubic hair all day."

No, you have to add in something like, "And I acknowledge that that's a bit odd and may make you feel a little uncomfortable.  But to make it up to you, you can think about mine.  Deal?"
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Re: Do you trim the hedges?
« Reply #88 on: March 08, 2010, 07:59:42 PM »
That's like, "I stalk you, and have seen you naked. So to make it fair, I'll let you see me naked."
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Re: Do you trim the hedges?
« Reply #89 on: March 08, 2010, 08:00:27 PM »
It allows us to fantasize. :eyebrows:

I was just asked if my pubic hair was red and curly...why wouldn't it be?


And then I realized that it was quite weird that they had been thinking about my pubic hair.  :|

You could think about ours to balance things out.

That has got to be the worst line I have ever heard, but you definitely get an A for effort.  :lol
I think this could potentially be the best pick up line ever.

"Hey babe, I've been fantasizing about your pubic hair all day."

No, you have to add in something like, "And I acknowledge that that's a bit odd and may make you feel a little uncomfortable.  But to make it up to you, you can think about mine.  Deal?"

I have a strange feeling like that would work really well to a select few individuals.
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Re: Do you trim the hedges?
« Reply #90 on: March 09, 2010, 12:31:00 AM »
Shake it too hard, and a bunch of na'vi fall out?

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Re: Do you trim the hedges?
« Reply #91 on: March 09, 2010, 12:31:42 AM »
I don't see how this thread is open and the fap contest isn't.
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Re: Do you trim the hedges?
« Reply #92 on: March 09, 2010, 03:22:50 AM »
There's no contest involved here... yet.

Also,

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A US woman has been arrested after crashing into a truck as she shaved her bikini line while she was driving.

Megan Mariah Barnes, 37, was on the way to a date with her boyfriend in southern Florida when the collision took place, TV station WFOR-TV reported.

Barnes allegedly gave her ex-husband the wheel as she shaved her private parts because she wanted to be "ready for the visit".

"If I wasn't there, I wouldn't have believed it," police officer Gary Dunick said.

She had been driving unlicensed after being banned for five years the previous day for drunk driving.

Barnes could face a year behind bars on charges of reckless driving, driving with a revoked license, leaving the scene of a crash with injuries, driving with no insurance and violating the probation of her earlier drink driving conviction.

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Re: Do you trim the hedges?
« Reply #93 on: March 09, 2010, 06:39:09 AM »
It allows us to fantasize. :eyebrows:

I was just asked if my pubic hair was red and curly...why wouldn't it be?


And then I realized that it was quite weird that they had been thinking about my pubic hair.  :|

You could think about ours to balance things out.




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Re: Do you trim the hedges?
« Reply #94 on: March 09, 2010, 06:40:14 AM »
There's no contest involved here... yet.

Also,

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Woman crashes car shaving bikini line
By MSN NZ
Tuesday, March 9, 2010

A US woman has been arrested after crashing into a truck as she shaved her bikini line while she was driving.

Megan Mariah Barnes, 37, was on the way to a date with her boyfriend in southern Florida when the collision took place, TV station WFOR-TV reported.

Barnes allegedly gave her ex-husband the wheel as she shaved her private parts because she wanted to be "ready for the visit".

"If I wasn't there, I wouldn't have believed it," police officer Gary Dunick said.

She had been driving unlicensed after being banned for five years the previous day for drunk driving.

Barnes could face a year behind bars on charges of reckless driving, driving with a revoked license, leaving the scene of a crash with injuries, driving with no insurance and violating the probation of her earlier drink driving conviction.
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Re: Do you trim the hedges?
« Reply #95 on: March 09, 2010, 06:57:53 AM »
When I can be bothered.

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Re: Do you trim the hedges?
« Reply #96 on: March 09, 2010, 08:14:20 AM »
It allows us to fantasize. :eyebrows:

The frankness of your comment coupled with the always-funny eyebrows emote had my urinary muscles straining to hold in my piss.
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Re: Do you trim the hedges?
« Reply #97 on: March 09, 2010, 08:35:57 AM »
I shave it all off at the start of every month.

You know what they say, the shorter the grass, the taller the mailbox.

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Re: Do you trim the hedges?
« Reply #98 on: March 09, 2010, 09:17:00 AM »
Baldbaldbald.  Every 3 days. :)
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Re: Do you trim the hedges?
« Reply #99 on: March 09, 2010, 11:18:49 AM »
Baldbaldbald.  Every 3 days. :)
Wait, you've reached puberty?

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Re: Do you trim the hedges?
« Reply #100 on: March 09, 2010, 11:22:14 AM »
Baldbaldbald.  Every 3 days. :)
Wait, you've reached puberty?

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Re: Do you trim the hedges?
« Reply #101 on: March 09, 2010, 11:22:57 AM »
this thread reminds me....I was sort of an extra in Jack Ass Two.


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Re: Do you trim the hedges?
« Reply #102 on: March 09, 2010, 11:32:39 AM »
Do you prefer them in beds or up against the wall?

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Re: Do you trim the hedges?
« Reply #103 on: March 09, 2010, 11:38:03 AM »
Baldbaldbald.  Every 3 days. :)
Wait, you've reached puberty?

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Re: Do you trim the hedges?
« Reply #104 on: March 09, 2010, 12:06:47 PM »
There is no single hair in that region. :hat
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