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Singers who'd be way inappropriate for DT v. Phantasmatron
« on: February 19, 2010, 03:34:37 AM »
Really this is Phantasmatron's thread since he had the idea for it in the other thread https://www.dreamtheaterforums.org/boards/index.php?topic=10501.0 but I didn't feel like waiting for it to become a thread so here we go. My first suggestions:

Biz Markie on Wait for Sleep since he's money on piano tracks: Just a Friend https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r6a-AHLRoAw

Johnny Cash on Take the Time since it'd be priceless to see him sing the "If there's pensive fear, a wasted year" part 14 octaves lower  :lol

Stephen Hawking on instrumentals

Mase for Light Fuse and Get Away since I'm sure his head actually explodes if he has to sing quarternotes faster than 80 bpm


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Re: Singers who'd be way inappropriate for DT v. Phantasmatron
« Reply #1 on: February 19, 2010, 03:36:29 AM »
Johnny Cash on Take the Time since it'd be priceless to see him sing the "If there's pensive fear, a wasted year" part 14 octaves lower  :lol

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Re: Singers who'd be way inappropriate for DT v. Phantasmatron
« Reply #2 on: February 19, 2010, 09:02:50 AM »
Randy Newman on Home

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Re: Singers who'd be way inappropriate for DT v. Phantasmatron
« Reply #3 on: February 19, 2010, 09:05:26 AM »
Milo Aukerman on I Walk Beside You

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« Reply #4 on: February 19, 2010, 09:05:58 AM »
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Re: Singers who'd be way inappropriate for DT v. Phantasmatron
« Reply #5 on: February 19, 2010, 09:09:37 AM »
Michael Jackson - The Dark Eternal Night

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« Reply #6 on: February 19, 2010, 09:46:35 AM »
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« Reply #7 on: February 19, 2010, 10:29:47 AM »
Michael Jackson - The Dark Eternal Night

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« Reply #8 on: February 19, 2010, 10:35:19 AM »
Michael Jackson - The Dark Eternal Night

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« Reply #9 on: February 19, 2010, 10:37:14 AM »
Imagine how awesome a live performace of The Dark Eternal Night would be if the band broke into the Thriller dance during the instrumental section.

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« Reply #10 on: February 19, 2010, 10:40:34 AM »
Imagine how awesome a live performace of The Dark Eternal Night would be if the band broke into the Thriller dance during the instrumental section.

???  You mean they don't do it that way?
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« Reply #11 on: February 19, 2010, 11:22:42 AM »
Imagine how awesome a live performace of The Dark Eternal Night would be if the band broke into the Thriller dance during the instrumental section.

???  You mean they don't do it that way?
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« Reply #12 on: February 19, 2010, 11:32:40 AM »
Imagine how awesome a live performace of The Dark Eternal Night would be if the band broke into the Thriller dance during the instrumental section.

Except the DT cartoon tank's name N.A.D.S. takes on a whole new meaning.



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« Reply #13 on: February 19, 2010, 11:33:44 AM »
Bono - I Walk Beside You
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« Reply #14 on: February 19, 2010, 11:37:42 AM »
Bono - I Walk Beside You

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« Reply #15 on: February 19, 2010, 11:46:13 AM »
Britney Spears - As I Am
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« Reply #16 on: February 19, 2010, 11:49:45 AM »
Mike Stone - As I Am

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« Reply #17 on: February 19, 2010, 11:53:30 AM »
Kurt Cobain - Never Enough






















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« Reply #18 on: February 19, 2010, 12:05:34 PM »
Michael J Fox - Constant Motion

David Carradine - Just Let Me Breathe
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« Reply #19 on: February 19, 2010, 12:09:42 PM »
Ohhh, that's funny because Michal J Fox has Parkinson and I don't know who David Carradine is!

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Owens on Vacant.
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Cher on Fatal Tragedy.
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« Reply #22 on: February 19, 2010, 12:59:00 PM »
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Clock on the neck reference?

Michael J Fox - Constant Motion

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« Reply #24 on: February 19, 2010, 01:53:46 PM »
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Jens Kidman - Wait for Sleep

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« Reply #28 on: February 19, 2010, 02:04:03 PM »
Michael J Fox - Constant Motion

David Carradine - Just Let Me Breathe


It seems that everybody else missed the David Carradine joke.  Mabye it should have been Michael Hutchence. ;D
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« Reply #29 on: February 19, 2010, 02:05:00 PM »
Michael J Fox - Constant Motion

David Carradine - Just Let Me Breathe


It seems that everybody else missed the David Carradine joke.  Mabye it should have been Michael Hutchence. ;D

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« Reply #30 on: February 19, 2010, 02:05:08 PM »
Michael J Fox - Constant Motion

David Carradine - Just Let Me Breathe


It seems that everybody else missed the David Carradine joke.  Mabye it should have been Michael Hutchence. ;D

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« Reply #31 on: February 19, 2010, 02:06:58 PM »
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« Reply #32 on: February 19, 2010, 02:08:09 PM »
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« Reply #33 on: February 19, 2010, 02:27:56 PM »
LTE - Stream of Consciousness

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« Reply #34 on: February 19, 2010, 02:33:46 PM »
Michael J Fox - Constant Motion

David Carradine - Just Let Me Breathe


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