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Offline hefdaddy42

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Re: JP's beard
« Reply #70 on: October 12, 2014, 04:45:16 AM »
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GUYS GUYS...YUO CANT SPELL BEARD WITHOUT BEAR


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Re: JP's beard
« Reply #71 on: October 12, 2014, 01:19:22 PM »
Controversial opinion time. I think the boys all looked cooler without facial hair.
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Re: JP's beard
« Reply #72 on: October 12, 2014, 04:16:52 PM »
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The beard is neither good or bad. The beard is simply... an entity of its own.

Most gay people probably agree with that statement.
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Re: JP's beard
« Reply #73 on: October 15, 2014, 07:34:02 AM »


 :o  :o  :o Much longer and there won't be any face left  :o  :o  :o
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Re: JP's beard
« Reply #74 on: October 15, 2014, 09:07:21 AM »
I love the ample moustache he's got going now too. It really completes the ensemble. I actually, seriously think this is his best look ever.
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Re: JP's beard
« Reply #75 on: October 15, 2014, 10:40:30 AM »
No face. Lots of forehead
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I just don't understand what they were trying to achieve with any part of the song, either individually or as a whole. You know what? It's the Platypus of Dream Theater songs. That bill doesn't go with that tail, or that strange little furry body, or those webbed feet, and oh god why does it have venomous spurs!? And then you find out it lays eggs too. The difference is that the Platypus is somehow functional despite being a crazy mishmash or leftover animal pieces

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Re: JP's beard
« Reply #76 on: October 15, 2014, 05:24:23 PM »
Well it's his facial hair, so he can do what he wants with it, but I'm not digging it at all. I like the way he had it trimmed around the Awake era. Now he looks more like John Kalodner or Rick Rubin. 

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Re: JP's beard
« Reply #77 on: October 20, 2014, 07:40:05 AM »
Totally weird and surreal thread... :yeahright  :corn
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Re: JP's beard
« Reply #78 on: October 20, 2014, 07:56:36 AM »
Quote from: rumborak on October 12, 2014, 04:16:52 PM
Quote from: SuperTaco on October 11, 2014, 02:50:17 PM
The beard is neither good or bad. The beard is simply... an entity of its own.

Most gay people probably agree with that statement.

....What?  ???

Also.. that new picture makes me really dislike the look. Too much sass and not enough class. It fizzles when it should sizzle. It burns out when it should burn up.

..Ok I'm done :P
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Re: JP's beard
« Reply #79 on: January 24, 2015, 08:11:49 PM »

It looks foamy
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Re: JP's beard
« Reply #80 on: January 24, 2015, 11:13:33 PM »
It just looks so fake that anyone can feel tempted enough to rip it off of him and think he won't feel pain (not like he does anyway).
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Re: JP's beard
« Reply #81 on: January 24, 2015, 11:22:03 PM »
They all need beards.
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Re: JP's beard
« Reply #82 on: January 24, 2015, 11:23:23 PM »
Whoops. Forgot the cool shades.
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Re: JP's beard
« Reply #83 on: January 25, 2015, 05:42:51 AM »
Quote from: Aythesryche on January 24, 2015, 11:23:23 PM
Whoops. Forgot the cool shades.

This suddenly became the best thread on DTF. Thanks you, so, so much!
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Re: JP's beard
« Reply #84 on: January 25, 2015, 06:35:30 AM »
James suddenly looks lika a member in [insert random Death Metal band].
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Re: JP's beard
« Reply #85 on: January 25, 2015, 06:37:59 AM »
Whack a dress on JMX and he could pass for that Eurovision "chick"  ;D     Jordan obviously put his sunnies on in a rush - or is that just a "wizardy"thing to do?
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Re: JP's beard
« Reply #86 on: January 25, 2015, 06:46:21 AM »
I'm requesting all the beards get flipped on their heads so they can look like the late Wayne Static.
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Re: JP's beard
« Reply #87 on: January 25, 2015, 06:52:01 AM »
Quote from: Calvin6s on January 25, 2015, 06:46:21 AM
I'm requesting all the beards get flipped on their heads so they can look like the late Wayne Static.
again, thank you for adding to the awesomeness
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Re: JP's beard
« Reply #88 on: January 25, 2015, 08:12:16 AM »
Quote from: Aythesryche on January 24, 2015, 11:22:03 PM
They all need beards.


Lol Rudess has hair again.

Kinda makes me miss his long haired classic composer look.
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Re: JP's beard
« Reply #89 on: January 25, 2015, 08:27:04 AM »
The official name for that phase is the "Rowlf phase":

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Re: JP's beard
« Reply #90 on: January 25, 2015, 10:24:55 AM »
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Re: JP's beard
« Reply #91 on: January 25, 2015, 11:23:13 AM »
DT puts the S in Swag
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Re: JP's beard
« Reply #92 on: January 25, 2015, 12:34:19 PM »
Quote from: Aythesryche on January 24, 2015, 11:23:23 PM
Whoops. Forgot the cool shades.


I bet if you take this picture and ask people, only one guy's beard is actually real.  No one will think JP's is real.
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Re: JP's beard
« Reply #93 on: January 25, 2015, 05:41:17 PM »
I like how Jordan wears his sunglasses upside down.
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Re: JP's beard
« Reply #94 on: January 25, 2015, 06:00:39 PM »
Quote from: Aythesryche on January 24, 2015, 11:23:23 PM
Whoops. Forgot the cool shades.


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Re: JP's beard
« Reply #95 on: January 25, 2015, 06:41:32 PM »
JLB's is the best them
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I just don't understand what they were trying to achieve with any part of the song, either individually or as a whole. You know what? It's the Platypus of Dream Theater songs. That bill doesn't go with that tail, or that strange little furry body, or those webbed feet, and oh god why does it have venomous spurs!? And then you find out it lays eggs too. The difference is that the Platypus is somehow functional despite being a crazy mishmash or leftover animal pieces

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Re: JP's beard
« Reply #96 on: January 26, 2015, 09:04:01 AM »
Quote from: rumborak on January 25, 2015, 08:27:04 AM
The official name for that phase is the "Rowlf phase":

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Re: JP's beard
« Reply #97 on: January 26, 2015, 11:15:40 AM »
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Re: JP's beard
« Reply #98 on: January 26, 2015, 04:14:55 PM »
Quote from: Aythesryche on January 24, 2015, 11:23:23 PM
Whoops. Forgot the cool shades.


Portnoy is back!  And he got his tattoos removed!
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Re: JP's beard
« Reply #99 on: January 26, 2015, 06:13:13 PM »
Anyone think JLB should shave for the next album?

Everyone is so used to it, it would throw us all for loop  :lol
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Re: JP's beard
« Reply #100 on: January 26, 2015, 06:44:45 PM »
I would be a big fan of an image change anyway. I Mikael Akerfeldt has shown, good metal does not need big beards, long hair and an evil stare.
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Re: JP's beard
« Reply #101 on: January 26, 2015, 08:26:14 PM »
Quote from: rumborak on January 25, 2015, 08:27:04 AM
The official name for that phase is the "Rowlf phase":


This phase also reminds me of how similar my hair type and color are to his. Unfortunately, my hair isn't as talented on the keyboard.
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Re: JP's beard
« Reply #102 on: January 26, 2015, 08:42:29 PM »
Quote from: rumborak on January 26, 2015, 06:44:45 PM
I would be a big fan of an image change anyway. I Mikael Akerfeldt has shown, good metal does not need big beards, long hair and an evil stare.

Except that he's no longer really good, or metal. :lol
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Re: JP's beard
« Reply #103 on: January 27, 2015, 06:49:20 AM »
Quote from: BlobVanDam on January 26, 2015, 08:42:29 PM
Quote from: rumborak on January 26, 2015, 06:44:45 PM
I would be a big fan of an image change anyway. I Mikael Akerfeldt has shown, good metal does not need big beards, long hair and an evil stare.

Except that he's no longer really good, or metal. :lol

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Re: JP's beard
« Reply #104 on: January 27, 2015, 09:27:43 AM »
Quote from: BlobVanDam on January 26, 2015, 08:42:29 PM
Quote from: rumborak on January 26, 2015, 06:44:45 PM
I would be a big fan of an image change anyway. I Mikael Akerfeldt has shown, good metal does not need big beards, long hair and an evil stare.

Except that he's no longer really good, or metal. :lol
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