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Re: JP's beard
« Reply #210 on: July 23, 2015, 04:49:08 PM »
Can anyone find a modern metal band with all clean shaven members ?

Do you have something against facial hair?
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Re: JP's beard
« Reply #211 on: July 23, 2015, 05:04:19 PM »
Some of these aren't clean shaven but close enough.  But there's plenty of bands really.



COB


Death


Fates Warning




Helloween


Primal Fear


Stryper


Old Testament


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Re: JP's beard
« Reply #212 on: July 23, 2015, 05:07:30 PM »
As for a newer band, Bullet For My Valentine are pretty clean shaven;

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« Reply #213 on: July 24, 2015, 05:49:37 AM »
JM needs a beard  ::)

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Re: JP's beard
« Reply #214 on: July 24, 2015, 09:03:01 AM »
Can anyone find a modern metal band with all clean shaven members ?

Do you have something against facial hair?

Not per se. Just when people have a beard because it's the "in thing".

I guess I don't really understand when people purposefully go out of their way to look like someone else.

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« Reply #215 on: July 24, 2015, 09:34:45 AM »
How do you know if someone is growing a beard just because it's the in thing or they are doing it for their own personal enjoyment?

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Re: JP's beard
« Reply #216 on: July 24, 2015, 09:35:42 AM »
The Vans, the Skintight jeans, The Ear tunnels and the black vest are usually a clue... :P

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Re: JP's beard
« Reply #217 on: July 24, 2015, 03:30:14 PM »
Can anyone find a modern metal band with all clean shaven members ?

Do you have something against facial hair?

Not per se. Just when people have a beard because it's the "in thing".

I guess I don't really understand when people purposefully go out of their way to look like someone else.

How could you possibly know this to make that statement?
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Re: JP's beard
« Reply #218 on: April 20, 2016, 08:58:09 AM »
Exclusive look inside JPs beard:

https://youtu.be/rjX3po42KDk
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« Reply #219 on: April 20, 2016, 09:19:03 AM »
You anti-bearders just sound jealous to me.

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Re: JP's beard
« Reply #220 on: April 20, 2016, 11:00:01 AM »
OH MY GOD
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« Reply #221 on: April 20, 2016, 11:08:48 AM »
Exclusive look inside JPs beard:

https://youtu.be/rjX3po42KDk

Looks like the backdrop video they used in his beautiful solo during 'The Count of Tuscany'. :D
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« Reply #222 on: April 20, 2016, 12:51:04 PM »
You anti-bearders just sound jealous to me.


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Re: JP's beard
« Reply #223 on: April 20, 2016, 01:00:07 PM »
Please don't stop on my account.
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« Reply #224 on: April 20, 2016, 01:20:24 PM »
 :hefdaddy at that beard

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Re: JP's beard
« Reply #225 on: April 20, 2016, 01:21:11 PM »
Can anyone find a modern metal band with all clean shaven members ?

Do you have something against facial hair?

Not per se. Just when people have a beard because it's the "in thing".

I guess I don't really understand when people purposefully go out of their way to look like someone else.

How could you possibly know this to make that statement?


HMMMMMMmMMMmMMM.. Maybe the fact that so many people look the EXACT FUCKING SAME ?


Probably just coincidence though.

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Re: JP's beard
« Reply #226 on: April 20, 2016, 01:43:13 PM »
Maybe people just like wearing fucking beards?

Just a thought.
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Re: JP's beard
« Reply #227 on: April 20, 2016, 01:51:35 PM »
Not me.  I wanted to look exactly like Kingschmegland. 
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Re: JP's beard
« Reply #228 on: April 20, 2016, 02:40:29 PM »
All the cool kids have facial hair.
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« Reply #229 on: April 20, 2016, 02:42:50 PM »
Kids.  God bless both of you.
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« Reply #230 on: April 20, 2016, 03:11:23 PM »
Not Having a Beard is the new Having a Beard
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He shits the death upon a man
Throw them a rag
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Re: JP's beard
« Reply #231 on: April 20, 2016, 03:14:30 PM »
Maybe people just like wearing fucking beards?

Just a thought.

Doesn't explain the exact same EVERYTHING ELSE.



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« Reply #232 on: April 20, 2016, 03:23:36 PM »
It's because it's the new fad. You've seen it in fashion,  music, ect.  It's not a big shock.
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Re: JP's beard
« Reply #233 on: April 20, 2016, 03:33:43 PM »
Someone gets it.



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Re: JP's beard
« Reply #234 on: April 20, 2016, 03:36:16 PM »
Just like their permed hair in the 80's. :lol
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Re: JP's beard
« Reply #235 on: April 20, 2016, 08:12:39 PM »
Mine's not as gray, but if I let my beard grow out, it looks just like bosk1's.  However, I get tired of it after a week or so, and always end up shaving it off and starting over, especially as we near nicer weather.

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« Reply #236 on: June 25, 2016, 06:28:12 AM »
I was just wondering when did he start growing this one out. around 2012/2013?
It seems that they're entering an area of extreme hazard. A zone of some sort. A dangerous one.

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Re: JP's beard
« Reply #237 on: June 27, 2016, 07:21:20 AM »
You anti-bearders just sound jealous to me.



The "thing" of the moment is to look like a Taliban.  For me it's not a pretty thing. But yours is a perfect looking beard. I have had a grown beard for one year when I was about 23 but I can't remember the reason I let it grow.
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Re: JP's beard
« Reply #238 on: June 27, 2016, 07:37:20 AM »
I'm not a fan of the beard.       I actually liked when he had the short spiky hair - wasn't that around 2000?
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« Reply #239 on: June 27, 2016, 08:56:44 AM »
I don't think that bosky ever had short spiky hair.
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« Reply #240 on: June 27, 2016, 09:29:24 AM »
Of course, Spock had the best Beard ever.

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« Reply #241 on: June 27, 2016, 10:14:32 AM »
Please don't stop on my account.
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Re: JP's beard
« Reply #242 on: July 27, 2016, 01:38:05 AM »
You know what they call a man without a beard...



A woman.
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Re: JP's beard
« Reply #243 on: July 28, 2016, 04:01:07 PM »
You know what they call a man without a beard...



A woman.
Am I a woman now, then? I can't grow a beard even if I don't shave for months (I've tried, but the fuzz just gets awkward after a while)... beard-growing tips, anyone?

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Re: JP's beard
« Reply #244 on: July 28, 2016, 04:22:00 PM »
You know what they call a man without a beard...



A woman.
Am I a woman now, then? I can't grow a beard even if I don't shave for months (I've tried, but the fuzz just gets awkward after a while)... beard-growing tips, anyone?

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