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Re: JP's beard
« Reply #175 on: May 10, 2015, 09:57:03 PM »
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Quote from: Anguyen92 on May 07, 2015, 03:38:03 PM
Haven't watched the videos yet, but I really dig the title that Ultimate-Guitar put.

Watch John Petrucci and His Beard Demonstrate Ernie Ball Music Man Signature Guitars
:lol All the comments are about his beard.  I'm sure that Ernie Ball would rather them comment on their guitars. :lol

They would if their guitars had amazing beards.
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Re: JP's beard
« Reply #176 on: May 11, 2015, 07:08:38 AM »
John Petrucci 2045

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Re: JP's beard
« Reply #177 on: May 11, 2015, 09:12:15 AM »
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John Petrucci 2045


Not possible unless JP gets a hair transplant by then! :-p
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Re: JP's beard
« Reply #178 on: May 11, 2015, 12:33:25 PM »
Quote from: Setlist Scotty on May 11, 2015, 09:12:15 AM
Quote from: JediKnight1969 on May 11, 2015, 07:08:38 AM
John Petrucci 2045


Not possible unless JP gets a hair transplant by then! :-p

Rookie. By 2045 they'll have hair restoration by shredding. That's why it's so plentiful in this picture.
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Re: JP's beard
« Reply #179 on: May 12, 2015, 09:47:17 AM »
I don't know if it's been noted around here, but JP's nephew Jake Bowen (Guitarist in Periphery) has the most JP-beard ever right now.

source: https://instagram.com/p/2TYj5SM5qj/?taken-by=jakeperiphery
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Re: JP's beard
« Reply #180 on: May 12, 2015, 01:17:11 PM »
Must be the genes.
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Re: JP's beard
« Reply #181 on: May 13, 2015, 12:53:06 PM »
Anyone see the new study about how dirty beards can be?

https://nypost.com/2015/05/04/science-proves-that-beards-contain-fecal-matter/
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Re: JP's beard
« Reply #182 on: May 14, 2015, 04:03:07 AM »
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Re: JP's beard
« Reply #183 on: May 14, 2015, 07:02:16 AM »
Quote from: jammindude on May 13, 2015, 12:53:06 PM
Anyone see the new study about how dirty beards can be?

https://nypost.com/2015/05/04/science-proves-that-beards-contain-fecal-matter/

i always knew Hipsters were full of shit.
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Re: JP's beard
« Reply #184 on: May 14, 2015, 07:03:21 AM »
Quote from: Anguyen92 on May 12, 2015, 01:17:11 PM
Must be the genes. a stupid trend that for some reason everyone is jumping on.
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Re: JP's beard
« Reply #185 on: May 29, 2015, 05:19:32 PM »




Hot <3 :)
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Re: JP's beard
« Reply #186 on: May 31, 2015, 04:49:03 AM »
Beast.
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Re: JP's beard
« Reply #187 on: May 31, 2015, 06:11:35 AM »
That B&W picture  :metal :metal :metal

Looks like he's tamed the beard a little. It looks much better now, IMO.
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Re: JP's beard
« Reply #188 on: May 31, 2015, 06:51:18 AM »
To be honest in the B&W picture he looks like a creeper. That's like the worst photo of him I've ever seen.  :rollin
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Re: JP's beard
« Reply #189 on: June 26, 2015, 10:08:03 AM »
Important update from the opening show last night . . . JP trimmed his beard :lol
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Re: JP's beard
« Reply #190 on: June 26, 2015, 10:28:03 AM »
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Re: JP's beard
« Reply #191 on: June 26, 2015, 10:31:04 AM »
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Re: JP's beard
« Reply #192 on: June 26, 2015, 10:34:37 AM »
Imagine him taking the final bow every show with that much weight on the head. His back would have never made it through the tour in one piece!  :biggrin:
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Re: JP's beard
« Reply #193 on: June 26, 2015, 12:14:16 PM »
Quote from: wasteland on June 26, 2015, 10:34:37 AM
Imagine him taking the final bow every show with that much weight on the head. His back would have never made it through the tour in one piece!  :biggrin:

I'm sure that was an important consideration!  :lol   I'd be okay if he shaved his head, if it results in somewhat extending his career!
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Re: JP's beard
« Reply #194 on: July 15, 2015, 12:59:23 AM »
It looks neater now.....I'm currently watching the Chile Bootleg 05/06, where he has short hair and barely a beard....JP go back to that look please!  :smiley:
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Re: JP's beard
« Reply #195 on: July 15, 2015, 02:28:45 AM »
Oh good. It really did look stupid before. 
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Re: JP's beard
« Reply #196 on: July 22, 2015, 05:44:36 AM »
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Oh good. It really did look stupid before.

Sounds like someone who can't grow a beard would say.  ;D jk.
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« Reply #197 on: July 22, 2015, 08:26:13 AM »
I'm currently in the process of growing an epic beard. It's a hell of a lot work to make it look decent. In my opinion the best JP look was from the Score show. He looked like a total badass. If anyone needed to trim the beard it's JR.
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Re: JP's beard
« Reply #198 on: July 22, 2015, 11:46:00 AM »


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Re: JP's beard
« Reply #199 on: July 22, 2015, 12:26:22 PM »
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Re: JP's beard
« Reply #200 on: July 22, 2015, 04:19:36 PM »
Quote from: kaos2900 on July 22, 2015, 08:26:13 AM
I'm currently in the process of growing an epic beard. It's a hell of a lot work to make it look decent. In my opinion the best JP look was from the Score show. He looked like a total badass. If anyone needed to trim the beard it's JR.

I would have to agree with that, he looked awesome in Score.
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Re: JP's beard
« Reply #201 on: July 22, 2015, 04:22:06 PM »
My favourite JP look is Budokan.

It seems these days - if you're in a "heavy" band - you simply have to have long hair and a massive beard.
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Re: JP's beard
« Reply #202 on: July 22, 2015, 04:28:52 PM »
Quote from: Kotowboy on July 22, 2015, 04:22:06 PM
My favourite JP look is Budokan.

It seems these days - if you're in a "heavy" band - you simply have to have long hair and a massive beard.

I don't agree.  If anything I think that stereotype has changed quite a bit over the years.
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Re: JP's beard
« Reply #203 on: July 22, 2015, 10:37:38 PM »
Yup. Show me how many 80s bands had short-haired members. Even in the 90s I can only think of Metallica and other long-haired expatriates like FII-era MP.
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Re: JP's beard
« Reply #204 on: July 23, 2015, 04:47:28 AM »
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My favourite JP look is Budokan.

It seems these days - if you're in a "heavy" band - you simply have to have long hair and a massive beard.

Don't agree:
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« Reply #205 on: July 23, 2015, 11:52:34 AM »
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My favourite JP look is Budokan.

It seems these days - if you're in a "heavy" band - you simply have to have long hair and a massive beard.

Don't agree:


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Re: JP's beard
« Reply #206 on: July 23, 2015, 12:00:00 PM »
Google tells me it is Leprous.

And regardless of their "look", I don't think that one example refutes the proposition.  That would just be the exception that proves the rule.
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Re: JP's beard
« Reply #207 on: July 23, 2015, 12:18:00 PM »
It seems to me that the ones bringing long hair back in fashion are the ones that lived the 80s hair age. New generations are more diverse nowadays, me thinks.
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Re: JP's beard
« Reply #208 on: July 23, 2015, 02:10:42 PM »
Well, other example, Periphery:


...and Circus Maximus (except Truls):

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Re: JP's beard
« Reply #209 on: July 23, 2015, 02:45:14 PM »
Can anyone find a modern metal band with all clean shaven members ?
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