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Offline Shadow Ninja 2.0

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Re: JP's beard
« Reply #105 on: January 27, 2015, 10:12:23 AM »
I'm not sure what's going on here. Doesn't Mikael have long hair and a beard? Or am I missing something?
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Re: JP's beard
« Reply #106 on: January 27, 2015, 10:50:39 AM »
Quote from: Shadow Ninja 2.0 on January 27, 2015, 10:12:23 AM
I'm not sure what's going on here. Doesn't Mikael have long hair and a beard? Or am I missing something?

Porn-stache only.
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Re: JP's beard
« Reply #107 on: January 27, 2015, 12:08:28 PM »
Mikael's had shoulder-length hair since Heritage came out, but it still looks kinda long.
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Re: JP's beard
« Reply #108 on: January 27, 2015, 12:10:33 PM »
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Re: JP's beard
« Reply #109 on: January 28, 2015, 01:52:14 AM »
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Re: JP's beard
« Reply #110 on: January 28, 2015, 05:40:27 AM »
JP's beard is getting stupid and ridiculous.

Seriously.
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Re: JP's beard
« Reply #111 on: January 28, 2015, 07:34:20 AM »
Quote from: Kotowboy on January 28, 2015, 05:40:27 AM
JP's beard is getting stupid and ridiculous.

Seriously.

And your comments are crossing the line.  Seriously.  Knock that off right now.
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Re: JP's beard
« Reply #112 on: January 28, 2015, 12:41:32 PM »
The beard looks bad.  He looks like he's trying too hard to fit a stereotype.
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Re: JP's beard
« Reply #113 on: January 28, 2015, 02:32:32 PM »
Every time I see JP with the huge beard, I imagine him playing with 3 Inches of Blood.
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Re: JP's beard
« Reply #114 on: January 28, 2015, 07:02:02 PM »
Quote from: Mr. Ister on January 28, 2015, 12:41:32 PM
The beard looks bad.  He looks like he's trying too hard to fit a stereotype.

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Re: JP's beard
« Reply #115 on: January 28, 2015, 07:08:42 PM »
good one
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Re: JP's beard
« Reply #116 on: January 28, 2015, 07:24:01 PM »
oh yeah.. well.. maybe shaving is trying too hard to fit a stereotype?
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Re: JP's beard
« Reply #117 on: January 28, 2015, 08:26:05 PM »
don't you dare bring logic into this
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Re: JP's beard
« Reply #118 on: January 29, 2015, 07:33:20 AM »
Will JP's beard finally get a co-production credit on the next album?
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Re: JP's beard
« Reply #119 on: January 29, 2015, 07:52:48 AM »
Quote from: ? on January 29, 2015, 07:33:20 AM
Will JP's beard finally get a co-production credit on the next album?

I wouldn't be surprised ...............it might just supply some stale old crumbs of chocolate cake .
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Re: JP's beard
« Reply #120 on: January 29, 2015, 11:56:35 AM »
Quote from: ? on January 29, 2015, 07:33:20 AM
Will JP's beard finally get a co-production credit on the next album?
yes
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Re: JP's beard
« Reply #121 on: January 29, 2015, 12:07:38 PM »
Quote from: James Mypetgiress on January 29, 2015, 11:56:35 AM
Quote from: ? on January 29, 2015, 07:33:20 AM
Will JP's beard finally get a co-production credit on the next album?
yes


They're recording the album at BEARD TRACKS.
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Re: JP's beard
« Reply #122 on: January 29, 2015, 02:12:20 PM »
Quote from: Kotowboy on January 29, 2015, 12:07:38 PM
Quote from: James Mypetgiress on January 29, 2015, 11:56:35 AM
Quote from: ? on January 29, 2015, 07:33:20 AM
Will JP's beard finally get a co-production credit on the next album?
yes


They're recording the album at BEARD TRACKS.
you are amazing
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Re: JP's beard
« Reply #123 on: January 29, 2015, 02:15:55 PM »
I try. :tick:
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Re: JP's beard
« Reply #124 on: January 29, 2015, 02:16:05 PM »
Quote from: Kotowboy on January 29, 2015, 12:07:38 PM
Quote from: James Mypetgiress on January 29, 2015, 11:56:35 AM
Quote from: ? on January 29, 2015, 07:33:20 AM
Will JP's beard finally get a co-production credit on the next album?
yes


They're recording the album at BEARD TRACKS.

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Re: JP's beard
« Reply #125 on: January 29, 2015, 02:18:23 PM »
Opening band for next tour will be Spock's Beard.

They will be laughed off the stage by JP's Beard.
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Re: JP's beard
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Re: JP's beard
« Reply #127 on: January 29, 2015, 02:47:02 PM »
Quote from: hefdaddy42 on January 29, 2015, 02:18:23 PM
Opening band for next tour will be Spock's Beard.

They will be laughed off the stage by JP's Beard.

And thrown into an aquarium, full of BEARDFISH!!!
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Re: JP's beard
« Reply #128 on: January 29, 2015, 02:54:15 PM »
Indeed.
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Re: JP's beard
« Reply #129 on: January 29, 2015, 03:29:41 PM »
I hope JP is reading this.  He should do whatever his fanbase wants him to.  That's how an artist works.  AMIRITE?
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Re: JP's beard
« Reply #130 on: January 29, 2015, 09:52:27 PM »
Quote from: kingshmegland on January 29, 2015, 03:29:41 PM
I hope JP is reading this.  He should do whatever his fanbase wants him to.  That's how an artist works.  AMIRITE?

You almost got it.
JP's wife: Shave that thing off already
JP: You know it is important to the fans for me to look the part
JP's wife: Well about that.  I've been reading DTF.  I've scheduled your barbershop visit for tomorrow.  Now let's talk about those so-called epics and the mastering process.
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Re: JP's beard
« Reply #131 on: January 30, 2015, 02:16:10 AM »
HEY JP! Don't listen to them, just be your self in all it's glory. Don't give in for these these monsters, let it all grow au naturel and fluffy the way it should be!

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Re: JP's beard
« Reply #132 on: January 30, 2015, 10:11:48 AM »
Quote from: MrBoom_shack-a-lack on January 30, 2015, 02:16:10 AM
HEY JP! Don't listen to them, just be your self in all it's glory. Don't give in for these these monsters, let it all grow au naturel and fluffy the way it should be!

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I'll second that.  If I wasn't a Mortgage Broker, and I didn't have to look "professional" (I have a full beard; just trimmed), my hair would be at my shoulders and my beard would be kept in the "King Leonidas" style.  I think JP's beard more resembles Leonidas than Jace Robertson.

BTW, one of you talented photo shop students needs to make King Petrucci Leonidas a reality I think...
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Re: JP's beard
« Reply #133 on: January 30, 2015, 10:45:38 AM »

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Re: JP's beard
« Reply #134 on: January 30, 2015, 10:55:58 AM »
Quote from: Calvin6s on January 29, 2015, 09:52:27 PM
Quote from: kingshmegland on January 29, 2015, 03:29:41 PM
I hope JP is reading this.  He should do whatever his fanbase wants him to.  That's how an artist works.  AMIRITE?

You almost got it.
JP's wife: Shave that thing off already
JP: You know it is important to the fans for me to look the part
JP's wife: Well about that.  I've been reading DTF.  I've scheduled your barbershop visit for tomorrow.  Now let's talk about those so-called epics and the mastering process.

Some women love the beard.  We'll never know! :lol
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Re: JP's beard
« Reply #135 on: January 31, 2015, 01:28:37 PM »
I've just seen the beard for the first time. Woah...

The Troochinator™ takes it up a notch.
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Re: JP's beard
« Reply #136 on: February 02, 2015, 12:09:31 PM »
Quote from: hefdaddy42 on January 30, 2015, 10:45:38 AM



 :lol

That actually works better than the thought I originally intended. 
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Re: JP's beard
« Reply #137 on: February 07, 2015, 10:40:43 AM »
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Re: JP's beard
« Reply #138 on: February 07, 2015, 11:11:58 AM »
 :tup
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Re: JP's beard
« Reply #139 on: February 07, 2015, 11:21:29 AM »
Quote from: Bertielee on February 07, 2015, 10:40:43 AM
From JP's facebook. Hilarious!

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Hahah, laughed way more than i probably should. But that`s the stuff i really like about him, and all of them actually, they are really down to earth.
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