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Offline DukeOfYork

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JP's beard
« on: February 03, 2010, 10:10:06 PM »
do you like it?

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Re: JP's beard
« Reply #1 on: February 03, 2010, 10:14:52 PM »
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Re: JP's beard
« Reply #2 on: February 03, 2010, 10:15:32 PM »
Hell yeah. What's not to like about its manly manliness?
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Re: JP's beard
« Reply #3 on: February 03, 2010, 10:18:52 PM »
I want to live in it
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Re: JP's beard
« Reply #4 on: February 03, 2010, 10:24:06 PM »
Hell yeah. What's not to like about its manly manliness?

I think he should use it more often in solos.

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Re: JP's beard
« Reply #5 on: February 04, 2010, 06:59:43 AM »
I thought all bears had facial hair anyway?

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Re: JP's beard
« Reply #6 on: February 04, 2010, 07:11:45 AM »
BC&SL era JP =  :metal

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Re: JP's beard
« Reply #7 on: February 04, 2010, 07:13:30 AM »
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Re: JP's beard
« Reply #8 on: February 04, 2010, 07:20:11 AM »
They all looked the stupidest, but acted the coolest on stage during the WDADU/ IAW days.
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Re: JP's beard
« Reply #9 on: February 04, 2010, 08:10:32 AM »
What's not to like about his beard? It makes him look like Jesus... BEAR Jesus!
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Re: JP's beard
« Reply #10 on: February 04, 2010, 08:49:32 AM »
Hell yeah. What's not to like about its manly manliness?

I think he should use it more often in solos.
The beard or his manliness?
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Re: JP's beard
« Reply #11 on: February 04, 2010, 09:31:59 AM »
Hell yeah. What's not to like about its manly manliness?

I think he should use it more often in solos.
The beard or his manliness?

why does it have to be an or situation?
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Re: JP's beard
« Reply #12 on: February 04, 2010, 10:25:02 AM »
Cool beard, but what's with the hair?

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Re: JP's beard
« Reply #13 on: February 04, 2010, 10:28:50 AM »
I hear he keeps his snails in that beard.

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Re: JP's beard
« Reply #14 on: February 04, 2010, 11:08:25 AM »
I hear he keeps his snails in that beard.
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I neither like it nor dislike it.  It's his beard, not mine.
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« Reply #15 on: February 04, 2010, 11:11:46 AM »
I hear he keeps his snails in that beard.

Just like Peter Griffin. Snail marks all in his beard.
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Re: JP's beard
« Reply #16 on: February 04, 2010, 11:12:53 AM »
JP's snails?
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Re: JP's beard
« Reply #17 on: February 04, 2010, 11:33:13 AM »
JP...snailmaster?

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Re: JP's beard
« Reply #18 on: February 04, 2010, 07:53:15 PM »
I hear he's a damn good groundskeeper over at Hogwarts.
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Re: JP's beard
« Reply #19 on: February 04, 2010, 08:44:01 PM »
I hear he's a damn good groundskeeper over at Hogwarts.
Now I have the image of JP in the Harry Potter movies performing a face-melting solo on that 3-headed dog in the movie.
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Re: JP's beard
« Reply #20 on: February 04, 2010, 08:44:45 PM »
SFAM beard>BC&SL beard, but both are awesome and the greatest beards in existence.

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Re: JP's beard
« Reply #21 on: February 08, 2010, 07:57:27 AM »
I am attracted to his facial hair. I want to go to a meet and greet and ask him to cut it off, put it in a bag, autograph the bag, and give it to me.
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Re: JP's beard
« Reply #22 on: February 08, 2010, 01:57:29 PM »
I am attracted to his facial hair. I want to go to a meet and greet and ask him to cut it off, put it in a bag, autograph the bag, and give it to me.

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Re: JP's beard
« Reply #23 on: February 08, 2010, 03:52:44 PM »
I am attracted to his facial hair. I want to go to a meet and greet and ask him to cut it off, put it in a bag, autograph the bag, and give it to me.

You can use it in a magic spell to give yourself guitar-shredding skills.

I don't want to be a stickler, but (being a warlock and all) guitar-shredding skills are held in the pubic hair area. Sorry.

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Re: JP's beard
« Reply #24 on: February 12, 2010, 11:05:21 AM »
can't say I'm a fan

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Re: JP's beard
« Reply #25 on: February 12, 2010, 12:41:51 PM »
It's the beard that all other beards aspire to be.

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Re: JP's beard
« Reply #26 on: February 12, 2010, 01:00:36 PM »
JP has a beard? Dammit, I knew he was gay!

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Re: JP's beard
« Reply #27 on: February 18, 2010, 08:37:21 AM »
I think his short hair/short beard combo around ToT suited him more but he should always have a beard...it's a well known fact that without the beard the other bears would beat him up
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Re: JP's beard
« Reply #28 on: February 18, 2010, 08:40:24 AM »
The only beard in the band that I dislike is Jordan's, and that would be improved if he'd just grow it longer and start wearing a wizard hat.  I'm even beginning to like James' beard.  It looked strange at first but now it's really filling out and it looks quite nice.

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Re: JP's beard
« Reply #29 on: February 18, 2010, 08:44:07 AM »
Jordan's goatee makes me cringe a little bit admittedly, but he obviously likes it.

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Re: JP's beard
« Reply #30 on: February 18, 2010, 09:33:13 AM »
JP's beard is great. JLB's is also awesome.

BTW, has John Myung ever thinked of having a beard (Even though he doesn't need it at all)?

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Re: JP's beard
« Reply #31 on: February 18, 2010, 09:35:51 AM »
JP's beard is great. JLB's is also awesome.

BTW, has John Myung ever thinked of having a beard (Even though he doesn't need it at all)?

I'm not convinced that Myung can even grow facial hair :lol
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Re: JP's beard
« Reply #32 on: February 18, 2010, 09:58:56 AM »
He can if he wants to.  He's John Myung.  He is unstoppable.
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Re: JP's beard
« Reply #33 on: February 18, 2010, 11:17:51 AM »
He can if he wants to.  He's John Myung.  He is unstoppable.

Yea, except the beard would never do interviews, just like his owner.
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Re: JP's beard
« Reply #34 on: September 27, 2014, 08:25:34 AM »
I want to live in it
Would just like to point out that I DO live in it. I also lived in his hair from 1992-2003. I emigrated to Jordan's goatee in 2003, and loved the lifestyle, however, it didn't really have central heating (was a bit thin) so, when I heard that John had this majestic beard, I moved immediately. It's really warm. Even in winter.