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General => Archive => Topic started by: Jamesman42 on October 13, 2009, 09:16:06 PM
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I will say yes.
Backdrop: I joined a Christian dating site for fun, nothing serious. Just a good way to learn how to communicate with the opposite sex better, especially of the same beliefs.
So I was looking at who was online, and stumbled upon this profile description. The girl is OK-looking, not too bad, but after reading her profile, I was just amazed.
Here it is:
About Me
I am looking for a relationship leading to marriage with a compatible guy. I'm ready to find my future husband and build our life together. Please read entire profile before contacting me to make sure you're who I'm looking for! :)
If there are parts of my profile you do not fit, we are NOT a match, and as such do not contact me. I've had enough of you guys who don't fit what I'm looking for thinking it could possibly work out. IT WONT!
I've made this profile this specific because I am very serious about finding "the one" and building our life together. I've had enough of dating and am ready to find you, if you exist.
Moral and religious values are a requirement for me, as you will see by reading this profile. If you don't have them, there is no point in your reading the rest of this.
Religion is important in a relationship to me. I attend church service at least once a week, and am looking for the same.
I am not a girl who has a lot of friends or who hangs out with friends. In fact, I do not have any friends. A guy with a similar friend situation works best with me. By the way, you guys who enjoy your "guys nights", we are not a match.
I am not into the party, bars, or drinking scene either, and am looking for a guy who also is not into it. I do not smoke or drink and am looking for the same.
I am looking for a serious relationship. I want to become a housewife for my future husband.
Guys, being employed and a college graduate is a requirement.
If you are looking for "just friends", don't waste my time.
I am looking for a man who is ready to be honest and loyal to ONE woman (a. k. a. me!).
I feel that honesty and time spent with your significant other is very important. Therefore a guy who enjoys spending as much time as possible with me (both in person and on the phone) is also a requirement. I do not like or tolerate space in a relationship, and if you do, then we are not a match.
If you travel, we are not a match.
If you hunt, we are not a match.
If you gamble, we are not a match.
If you skydive, we are not a match.
If you are into motorcycles, we are not a match.
I am selective about the content of the music and movies I listen to and watch. Anything with vulgarity or immoral themes I do not watch or listen to. I am looking for someone who feels the same on this topic as well. It causes issues if you don't feel the same.
These next couple paragraphs get into some "personal" specifics I'm looking for. Please do not email me saying that all guys do these things.
I am looking for someone who does NOT pleasure themselves or look at pornography (and yes guys, Playboy and similar magazines are porn). If you do this, do not waste my time.
Also I'm looking for someone who has not yet been married and who is still a virgin! If saving yourself for marriage is not important to you and you are not still a virgin, again don't waste my time. "True love waits", if you're waiting till marriage you understand this.
As for tattoos and piercings, let me know in your first email if you have any or not.
I do not want kids someday. If having kids is important to you, we are not a match.
Also I've had enough of you guys who email one or two emails and then disappear for no reason after that. If that is how you go about this, leave me alone.
Well, if you got through reading this, fit the above things, and feel you are compatible with me, then please send an email! I'm looking forward to hearing from you! :)
A few questions to start your email, are you a virgin? What are your views on tattoos? How often do you attend church? Do you phone your girl at least once a day to talk about your day?
I'm tired of the dating games and of you guys who date multiple at a time as well. I only communicate with and go out with one guy at a time. If you are a guy who is going on with multiple girls, it will NOT work out between us.
Well, if you fit all of the above, please message, until then I don't think you exist.
A note to my future husband,
I love you and am praying for you. Looking forward to meeting who you are! :)
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Yeah.... that girl is not gonna find anyone.
I could deal with the music and not going to bars and drinking and/or smoking but... guys night, liking motorcycles, not having kids, being a housewife?!?!?! FUCK YOU!!!
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Well, if you fit all of the above, please message, until then I don't think you exist.
A note to my future husband,
I love you and am praying for you. Looking forward to meeting who you are! :)
Like that will ever happen...
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wow....i really want to know how many guys are just jumping to answer this one. I mean she seems to sweet and loving...
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I'm approximately 118% sure that she is an insufferable, clingy bitch who is destined to be alone forever.
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All I see is that she's very serious about her religion. Sure, it looks strange to those who don't share the same beliefs, but if a devout, conservative Christian guy looks at her profile (and that's obviously what she's looking for), everything would look fine.
Well, the lack of friends thing was pretty weird, I'll admit.
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I'm approximately 118% sure that she is an insufferable, clingy bitch who is destined to be alone forever.
She probably has 15 cats and watches TV with an ice cream pint.
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My prediction of what this lady shall be like in about 10 or so years:
(https://blogs.browardpalmbeach.com/pulp/CrazyCatLady.jpg)
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I thought her ideas of religion and conservatism were fine...the whole you are not aloud to have friends and you have to sit on top of me all the time thing was a bit off. I mean Nick is the first to tell people I am a tad clingy to him but I expect him to have friends my gosh!
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She'll find plenty of takers; there's one born every minute.
Of course from my perspective, both her and her future husband are complete whack jobs. It was rather striking that she and I have almost exactly opposite interests in a significant other. Eh, to each his own.
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I don´t know. She was just making as clear as possible what she likes/dislikes. I understand how a lot of that seems pure nitpicking but at the same time I understand how every one of those points could be relevant/important for a girl. And, after all, every human being is picky about lots of things.
What specific things make you think she´s too selective? She didn´t talk about money, having a nice car or a nice body. She just seems to be very sensitive about moral issues (most of them like gambling, drinking, tatoos etc. I can perfectly understand if she´s a Christian and spends time in a church environment) and that is valid IMO. If she was a mormon she would have said "If you like coffee we are not a match" and giving her context that would be reasonable.
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I'm approximately 118% sure that she is an insufferable, clingy bitch who is destined to be alone forever.
She probably has 15 cats and watches TV with an ice cream pint.
Are you crazy?! There's too much immorality on TV! She clearly eats her pint of ice cream while playing checkers against herself.
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And I have to say, things like not drinking, smoking, waiting until marriage to have sexual intercourse, cursing or watching shows with offensive content are things that I would appreciate if I would be looking for someone with a serious relationship in mind. It´s just what I think and find attractive in others, and everyone's entitled to have their own preferences.
But I found strange that she said she has no friends. She doesn´t seem to be the most friendly person in the world but everybody has friends, even people who are difficult to deal with.
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I know a chick like this...not fun. She tried to convert me. :lol
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I know a chick like this...not fun. She tried to convert me. :lol
There was a girl in my algebra 2 class last year who thought I was in cahoots with Satan. All because I wore this shirt to school one day
(https://www.bandstores.co.uk/shop/bloodbath/proddetail.php?prod=omch_blood_mtcTS)
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And I have to say, things like not drinking, smoking, waiting until marriage to have sexual intercourse, cursing or watching shows with offensive content are things that I would appreciate if I would be looking for someone with a serious relationship in mind. It´s just what I think and find attractive in others, and everyone's entitled to have their own preferences.
To this post and the one you made before it, I understand, but she is saying that if you do ONE, YES ONE OF THOSE THINGS, she will judge that about you and say it will never work. Since I am not a virgin, no matter how much I've prayed that I am sorry about it, she would never accept me. It's ridiculous if I actually wanted to ask her out or something.
I mean, yeah, I do like some of her views, but it's too religious.
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I know a chick like this...not fun. She tried to convert me. :lol
There was a girl in my algebra 2 class last year who thought I was in cahoots with Satan. All because I wore this shirt to school one day
(https://www.bandstores.co.uk/shop/bloodbath/proddetail.php?prod=omch_blood_mtcTS)
Too bad this chick is in her 40's...
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I am not a girl who has a lot of friends or who hangs out with friends. In fact, I do not have any friends.
(https://www.fiveeightforums.com/images/smilies/avatar3_5.gif)
One crucial question, how old is she? Is she fugly? Does she kiss? Will she ever gonna have sex in marriage... at all? Does she like anything in life?
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I think she's looking for a gang bang but she's hiding it well heh
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To this post and the one you made before it, I understand, but she is saying that if you do ONE, YES ONE OF THOSE THINGS, she will judge that about you and say it will never work. Since I am not a virgin, no matter how much I've prayed that I am sorry about it, she would never accept me. It's ridiculous if I actually wanted to ask her out or something.
I mean, yeah, I do like some of her views, but it's too religious.
Well, she already made it clear:
Moral and religious values are a requirement for me, as you will see by reading this profile.
Going along with what you say, does it seem too much? Definitely, I would agree with you in that sense.
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I know a chick like this...not fun. She tried to convert me. :lol
There was a girl in my algebra 2 class last year who thought I was in cahoots with Satan. All because I wore this shirt to school one day
(https://www.bandstores.co.uk/shop/bloodbath/proddetail.php?prod=omch_blood_mtcTS)
The power of Christ compels you!
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And I have to say, things like not drinking, smoking, waiting until marriage to have sexual intercourse, cursing or watching shows with offensive content are things that I would appreciate if I would be looking for someone with a serious relationship in mind. It´s just what I think and find attractive in others, and everyone's entitled to have their own preferences.
What annoyed me the most about her was that EVERYTHING was a dealbreaker. I don't have much experience with romantic relationships, but from everything that I have learned from friends and everything I have learned from my relationships with friends, family and acquaintances says that strong, trusting relationships rely heavily on compromises and cooperation.
I think she needs to have the common sense to realize that her ideal man isn't going to be the one that necessarily completes a checklist. There's a big difference between someone that's perfect for you on paper and someone that's perfect for you in reality.
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And I have to say, things like not drinking, smoking, waiting until marriage to have sexual intercourse, cursing or watching shows with offensive content are things that I would appreciate if I would be looking for someone with a serious relationship in mind. It´s just what I think and find attractive in others, and everyone's entitled to have their own preferences.
To this post and the one you made before it, I understand, but she is saying that if you do ONE, YES ONE OF THOSE THINGS, she will judge that about you and say it will never work. Since I am not a virgin, no matter how much I've prayed that I am sorry about it, she would never accept me. It's ridiculous if I actually wanted to ask her out or something.
I mean, yeah, I do like some of her views, but it's too religious.
Well, she already made it clear:
Moral and religious values are a requirement for me, as you will see by reading this profile.
Going along with what you say, does it seem too much? Definitely, I would agree with you in that sense.
Hey, I'm a Catholic :emindead: but that girl is whack.
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I know a chick like this...not fun. She tried to convert me. :lol
There was a girl in my algebra 2 class last year who thought I was in cahoots with Satan. All because I wore this shirt to school one day
(https://www.bandstores.co.uk/shop/bloodbath/proddetail.php?prod=omch_blood_mtcTS)
The power of Christ compels you!
NO U
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On a serious note: if that girl lived in Egypt she'll be married by next week, religious Egyptian Christians are just what she wants and she's exactly what they want.
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And I have to say, things like not drinking, smoking, waiting until marriage to have sexual intercourse, cursing or watching shows with offensive content are things that I would appreciate if I would be looking for someone with a serious relationship in mind. It´s just what I think and find attractive in others, and everyone's entitled to have their own preferences.
What annoyed me the most about her was that EVERYTHING was a dealbreaker. I don't have much experience with romantic relationships, but from everything that I have learned from friends and everything I have learned from my relationships with friends, family and acquaintances says that strong, trusting relationships rely heavily on compromises and cooperation.
I think she needs to have the common sense to realize that her ideal man isn't going to be the one that necessarily completes a checklist. There's a big difference between someone that's perfect for you on paper and someone that's perfect for you in reality.
So, are you saying that maybe she should be more open about certain things and more willing to cooperate with the other person to build a relationship instead of just pointing out what she doesn´t want in a guy? I agree with that.
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I know a chick like this...not fun. She tried to convert me. :lol
There was a girl in my algebra 2 class last year who thought I was in cahoots with Satan. All because I wore this shirt to school one day
(https://www.bandstores.co.uk/shop/bloodbath/proddetail.php?prod=omch_blood_mtcTS)
The power of Christ compels you!
NO U
I remember this one time on the bus I was blasting something, I can't remember what exactly on my Zune and this kid taps me on the shoulders and says, "Do you worship Satan?" and my reply was "Yes, and if you bother me again Satan will steal your soul." I think the kid shit himself.
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I've been trying to pin down her daddy issues; which are numerous. The two things that struck out at me were: "No skydivers" and her flexibility regarding tattoos. Why compromise on tats, but nothing else. Definitely a strange bird.
Hey Lat, This (https://www.slayersaves.com/images/collectibles/shirt13.jpg)was the shirt that got me into trouble during school. I also had a pretty vulgar Venom shirt, but since the sacrificial chick had her knockers out, I didn't wear it to school.
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This (https://www.slayersaves.com/images/collectibles/shirt13.jpg)
:hefdaddy :hefdaddy
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Come to think of it she could have saved time and typing effort and just said she wants a Star Wars fan
KAPOOOM!
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So, are you saying that maybe she should be more open about certain things and more willing to cooperate with the other person to build a relationship instead of just pointing out what she doesn´t want in a guy? I agree with that.
Yeah, pretty much.
If she expects to only bother with the very limited number of people that will satisfy every last requirement on her list, she will be frustrated for a long time.
If she's more open to sacrificing a few of those requirements for a guy that really seems sincere, she'll find happiness--and that great husband she wants so bad--a lot more quickly. Or, at the very least, she's more likely to find happiness at all this way.
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Well, I sent her a message. I told her the truth about me. The only thing she shouldn't like is that I am not a virgin. I only answered the questions that she said you should start an email with.
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Well, I sent her a message. I told her the truth about me. The only thing she shouldn't like is that I am not a virgin. I only answered the questions that she said you should start an email with.
James... if she made a huge deal about the other things... trust me... shes gonna make a huge deal about your virginity.
Its not worth your time man.
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Hey Lat, This (https://www.slayersaves.com/images/collectibles/shirt13.jpg)was the shirt that got me into trouble during school. I also had a pretty vulgar Venom shirt, but since the sacrificial chick had her knockers out, I didn't wear it to school.
o/
I love wearing shirts that have potential for shocking people. Not because I'm an attention whore, but because I enjoy fucking with people.
I got a few awesome looks from preppy girls at my school for this beauty as well (https://www.fearshop.com/imagesp/001/000/001-030-032.jpg)
:metal
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Well, I sent her a message. I told her the truth about me. The only thing she shouldn't like is that I am not a virgin. I only answered the questions that she said you should start an email with.
Why would you even be interested? Please tell my you're just joking with her.
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Well, I sent her a message. I told her the truth about me. The only thing she shouldn't like is that I am not a virgin. I only answered the questions that she said you should start an email with.
:itsatrap:
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Well, I sent her a message. I told her the truth about me.
So did you tell her about the tractor story?
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Well, I sent her a message. I told her the truth about me. The only thing she shouldn't like is that I am not a virgin. I only answered the questions that she said you should start an email with.
:lol
She'll respond with an untraceable message ordering you to leave the money in a brown paper bag by the statue in the northeast corner of the park. If she sees any cops, the hostage dies.
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It's pretty sad to see how people are shopping for love like they do for a computer, a car or any product.
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I am not a girl who has a lot of friends or who hangs out with friends. In fact, I do not have any friends. A guy with a similar friend situation works best with me. By the way, you guys who enjoy your "guys nights", we are not a match.
I feel that honesty and time spent with your significant other is very important. Therefore a guy who enjoys spending as much time as possible with me (both in person and on the phone) is also a requirement. I do not like or tolerate space in a relationship, and if you do, then we are not a match.
If you skydive, we are not a match.
If you are into motorcycles, we are not a match.
These are the things I feel take it from "very religious" to "crazy cat lady."
Wanting to spend time with friends is bad? They not only have to spend all of their time with her, but any time away should preferably be spent on the phone with her? Enjoying skydiving, even if he doesn't expect her to do it too? Just being "into" motorcycles, not even expecting to have one, is a deal breaker?
I'm not even going to say she'll never find someone who matches this, because I'm sure there's plenty of people out there who will. But the fact that some of those things make it impossible for her to be with someone says to me that she's someone I could never imagine myself enjoying being around.
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Well, I sent her a message. I told her the truth about me. The only thing she shouldn't like is that I am not a virgin. I only answered the questions that she said you should start an email with.
Why would you even be interested? Please tell my you're just joking with her.
I am not interested. I want to see what she says.
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Here's the thing. If there was any indication she was cool, and wanted those things. Okay, she wants to get married, whatever.
But she explicitly says she has no friends. So how much life experience does she really have. She says she wants a virgin husband, but my question is - has she ever even had a chance to have sex?
It's not that she wants a certain thing out of life. It's that she wants a husband who doesn't cast life on her own failure and being a shut-in.
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I think we should all start posting our own unrealistic requirements for mates and having other people rate the ridiculousness.
The person with the highest ridiculousness rating has to send a message to this girl and try to pick her up.
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All I gotta say is... if she responds.....
PUT IT IN HER POOPER! :neverusethis:
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Stick, genius.
Stick in in her pooper.
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Stick, genius.
Stick in in her pooper.
loltypos
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Stick, genius.
Stick in in her pooper.
Sticking it in would qualify as rape.... putting it in gently is the way to go.
Jerk =(
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:rollin loltypos
My requirement for women:
They must've never worn socks in their life, or seen anyone with socks on. If you have worn socks or seen someone wearing socks, we are NOT a match.
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:rollin loltypos
My requirement for women:
They must've never worn socks in their life, or seen anyone with socks on. If you have worn socks or seen someone wearing socks, we are NOT a match.
:lol :lol :lol
Oh man, think about this coming up on a first date.
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Wow...the only thing that really sets off a red flag is the whole friends thing. THAT is weird.
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That's it, now we post ridiculous requirements.
If you believe that the earth is round and not flat, we are NOT a match.
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If you don't think Kevin Moore was DT's best keyboardist, we are NOT a match.
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definately a unique post....some of it I understood as a believer in Christ, but other things gave me the impression that she was unbalanced. The no friends thing and the no kids seemed extreme. She may just be trying to narrow her search to one dream person, but she will probably learn that there are qualities she wants that she has overlooked and qualities that she has disqualified that she would find are actually a blessing...IMO, her post wasn't the best way to find a mate.
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If you agree with anything I say or believe, we are NOT a match. Okay?
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If you accidentally the whole thing, we are NOT a match.
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If you don't think St. Anger is Metallica's most consistently great album then we are NOT a match.
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If you don't liek mudkipz, we are NOT a match.
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If you think red is a colour, we are NOT a match.
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If you don't liek mudkipz, we are NOT a match.
:rollin :rollin :rollin
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Stick, genius.
Stick in in her pooper.
loltypos
That wasn't a typo. It was for...um...emphasis. Sentences don't need subjects anyway.
Oh, and I could never be with a woman who buys the generic brand of Kool-Ade.
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Wow I hate this person.
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If you accidentally the whole thing, we are NOT a match.
:rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin
that's impossible, you won't find any couple
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This girl is desperate, and anyone who wants to be with her is desperate. Love isn't about finding a person who meets an extremely narrow set of criteria. She had some fair enough requirements, such as religion etc, but when she's getting into specifics of sky-diving, having friends and generally having any sort of life, she seems very separated from society. And this is coming from someone who is admittedly very separated from society :lol
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Me and Blob are a match. :-*
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This girl is desperate, and anyone who wants to be with her is desperate. Love isn't about finding a person who meets an extremely narrow set of criteria. She had some fair enough requirements, such as religion etc, but when she's getting into specifics of sky-diving, having friends and generally having any sort of life, she seems very separated from society. And this is coming from someone who is admittedly very separated from society :lol
Blob, no matter how disconnected from society you may be, I'm sure your prospects are about eight thousand times better than this woman's.
Even taking into account Zeltar's repeated sexual advances. :P
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Me and Blob are a match. :-*
Oh, I'm sorry Zeltar, but if you were born after 1995, then we're not a match. It wasn't meant to be.
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I think the oddest thing about that entire profile is that she does NOT want kids. Seems the type of person she is (read: clingy and boring), she'd be the type to want to surround herself with kids.
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I think the oddest thing about that entire profile is that she does NOT want kids. Seems the type of person she is (read: clingy and boring), she'd be the type to want to surround herself with kids.
Kids would draw her husband's attention away from her. She can't have that.
Kids would also give her life purpose. This is unacceptable.
Kids would drain her employed, college-educated husband's bank account and limit the amount of luxury she could afford to live in. This is a dealbreaker.
And, besides, what if her kids grow up to be gamblers and atheists who aren't virgins? She doesn't associate with those kinds of people, so kids are not a good idea.
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I think the oddest thing about that entire profile is that she does NOT want kids. Seems the type of person she is (read: clingy and boring), she'd be the type to want to surround herself with kids.
I thought so too, but maybe kids just take too much attention away from her attention-whoring ways. She doesn't seem to like the idea of anything but her being the center of the universe.
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:rollin
Very good points!
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Me and Blob are a match. :-*
Oh, I'm sorry Zeltar, but if you were born after 1995, then we're not a match. It wasn't meant to be.
I'm 1993. We're good. :heart
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Me and Blob are a match. :-*
Oh, I'm sorry Zeltar, but if you were born after 1995, then we're not a match. It wasn't meant to be.
I'm 1993. We're good. :heart
Math Zeltar, do you speak it?
2009 minus 12 equals...
That's right, 1997, get your birthday right.
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Screw you guys, I'm going home.
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Me and Blob are a match. :-*
Oh, I'm sorry Zeltar, but if you were born after 1995, then we're not a match. It wasn't meant to be.
I'm 1993. We're good. :heart
The funny thing is that I chose 1995 as an extremely recent year as an exaggeration, and you're only two years off that :|
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If you were born BEFORE 1999, we are NOT a match.
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Screw you guys, I'm going home.
That's a good idea. Aren't you out past your curfew?
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OKAY BACK TO ORIGINAL TOPIC PLZ
James, don't even think about getting on that, k?
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I think we should all start posting our own unrealistic requirements for mates and having other people rate the ridiculousness.
The person with the highest ridiculousness rating has to send a message to this girl and try to pick her up.
I´m pretty sure I would win such a contest :P
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I think we should all start posting our own unrealistic requirements for mates and having other people rate the ridiculousness.
The person with the highest ridiculousness rating has to send a message to this girl and try to pick her up.
I´m pretty sure I would win such a contest :P
DO IT
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If you don't think Jordan Rudess was DT's best keyboardist, we are NOT a match.
Hey, that´s a legitimate requirement.
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sky-diving,
There has to be some deeper reason she said that. She knew someone that died skydiving, or she's taking out some kind of fear through hatred of skydiving, or something. It's so random that it almost has to mean something.
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I wasn't aware we could say pooper on the forums, awesome.
pooper.
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I remember this one time on the bus I was blasting something, I can't remember what exactly on my Zune and this kid taps me on the shoulders and says, "Do you worship Satan?" and my reply was "Yes, and if you bother me again Satan will steal your soul." I think the kid shit himself.
Awesome.
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I didn't read the entire thread, but the OP gave me a good laugh. This chick's either never been in a relationship of any kind before, or she's got her head up her ass. I hope it's a joke.
No offense to you Jamesmiain if you're interested in her for some reason. But I can't imagine that you would be after reading that load of crap. :lol
-J
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sky-diving,
There has to be some deeper reason she said that. She knew someone that died skydiving, or she's taking out some kind of fear through hatred of skydiving, or something. It's so random that it almost has to mean something.
Well, she also targeted guys who are into motorcycles. My assumption was that she's not into guys that go out and take risks. She doesn't want her perfect husband to go and get himself killed, because then he won't be able to make money for her and shower her with love and attention.
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yeshua4 said what I was thinking
definately a unique post....some of it I understood as a believer in Christ, but other things gave me the impression that she was unbalanced. The no friends thing and the no kids seemed extreme. She may just be trying to narrow her search to one dream person, but she will probably learn that there are qualities she wants that she has overlooked and qualities that she has disqualified that she would find are actually a blessing...IMO, her post wasn't the best way to find a mate.
I could come up with many weird preferences I could have, but few of those would ever be a deal breaker.
"If you travel, we're not a match"
wut? Oh, right, because if he is allowed to roam without her for a while, the brain washing might wear off :P
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sky-diving,
There has to be some deeper reason she said that. She knew someone that died skydiving, or she's taking out some kind of fear through hatred of skydiving, or something. It's so random that it almost has to mean something.
Well, she also targeted guys who are into motorcycles. My assumption was that she's not into guys that go out and take risks. She doesn't want her perfect husband to go and get himself killed, because then he won't be able to make money for her and shower her with love and attention.
Not quite. If he took risks and enjoyed them, it would force her to reflect on a life where she took no risks, saw other people having fun taking risks, and responded by directing her anger at herself toward them.
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You know it's people like this that I am who I am. Knowing what is possible and what's impossible plain and simple.
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I'm really surprised she wants to be a housewife, doesn't have any friends, yet doesn't want kids. What on earth does she wanna do for the rest of her life? I know looking after a house and all the things that go along with it IS a lot of work, but to be honest without kids or someone to go have some coffee with I think she would turn even crazier fast.
It's pretty sad to see how people are shopping for love like they do for a computer, a car or any product.
I don't see a big deal in it. It makes sense for all the single, available people to gather in one place and find each other rather than limiting your available partners to those that you happen to run across in your small daily circle of people. I don't, however, think relationships tend to work as well usually when you've both met through the intention of starting one. There's so much pressure in meeting someone, and before you've even had your first meeting knowing that you're both assessing each other as potential partners rather than just taking things slowly and seeing how you do as friends first.
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I'm reminded by her of the woman antagonist of Audition. Stay well away dude.
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Come to think of it she could have saved time and typing effort and just said she wants a Star Wars fan
KAPOOOM!
Impossible. Luke kissed his sister.
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If you breathe we are not a match.
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If you are not a piece of wood with a small amount of phosphor compound on the end then you are not a match.
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I think the oddest thing about that entire profile is that she does NOT want kids. Seems the type of person she is (read: clingy and boring), she'd be the type to want to surround herself with kids.
I thought so too, but maybe kids just take too much attention away from her attention-whoring ways. She doesn't seem to like the idea of anything but her being the center of the universe.
Remember that she wants to give all of her focus to her husband. Kids will definitely intervene in that way.
Speaking of which, she's a devout Christian. Are condoms OK over there? Because otherwise, virgin 4 life.
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I am looking for someone who does NOT pleasure themselves or look at pornography (and yes guys, Playboy and similar magazines are porn). If you do this, do not waste my time.
Also I'm looking for someone who has not yet been married and who is still a virgin! If saving yourself for marriage is not important to you and you are not still a virgin, again don't waste my time. "True love waits", if you're waiting till marriage you understand this.
A virgin who has never pleased himself.... :facepalm:
Good luck with that...
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They might have. But they cannot do it anymore.
What about age?
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It's more the way that she states her wants rather than her wants that make her come off badly. If she said, "I would really like the following traits in a man" rather than "You must have these things or don't even bother" it's wouldn't be so bad. Most of the qualities are perfectly reasonable things to hope for in a man. the one that would piss me off if I was looking at her seriously is wanting to be a housewife, but not wanting kids. If we didn't have kids, you damn well better be working.
This woman obviously understands nothing about love. It's not about a bunch of traits and qualities of a person that makes you love them. and you're never going to find the perfect person. Everyone has flaws. It's about finding the right person.
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She's against "space" in a relationship??? As lordx said, not only does she not know much about love, she knows nothing about relationships or marriage.
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If you are not a piece of wood with a small amount of phosphor compound on the end then you are not a match.
:lol
:loser:
Edit: Oh, and send her this thread.
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If you have a pulse, you are a match.
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If you are not a piece of wood with a small amount of phosphor compound on the end then you are not a match.
:lol
:loser:
Edit: Oh, and send her this thread.
Glad to see someone appreciates my comic wit.
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If you have a pulse, you are a match.
Or in Nick's case: "If you don't have a pulse, you are a match."
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If you're not my right hand we are not a match.
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James, don't even think about getting on that, k?
I have absolutely no desire whatsoever, in the entire history of ever, to even attempt to actually want to even see her. If she ever saw me, I would say that I have an atheist friend who skydives on a motorcycle while looking at a Playboy magazine, with his two sons with him.
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If you're not my right hand we are not a match.
I think you mean a Watch. And left hand.
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If you're not my right hand we are not a match.
I think you mean a Watch. And left hand.
If you're not my left hand, you are not my watch? :justjen
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Or wrist.
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that THING is as frigid as they come. I know robots with more personality.
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It's not that she wants a certain thing out of life. It's that she wants a husband who doesn't cast life on her own failure and being a shut-in.
My thought exactly! Very well said.
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She says she wants a virgin husband, but my question is - has she ever even had a chance to have sex would she be willing to provide written documentation from her doctor verifying that she is one also?
I guess not, because requiring her to meet the same standards she's setting means you are not a match.
Strangely enough, there are guys out there that will do their best to be with this chick. Even more unsettling is that they're looking forward to a life of being her puppet.
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if you have lost the game by the end of this sentence, you are not a match
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if you have lost the game by the end of this sentence, you are not a match
:slowclap:
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This thread is worthless without pics!
I don't know, I'd like to message her and just know more about her way of thinking, not to critcize her but just know more.
Also:
"If you think we're a match, you are not a match"
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Just googled it, found her pic, yeah she isn't that bad looking, I'm going to shoot her a message.
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Bitch has a jacked up smile. That is all.
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I'm really surprised she wants to be a housewife, doesn't have any friends, yet doesn't want kids. What on earth does she wanna do for the rest of her life? I know looking after a house and all the things that go along with it IS a lot of work, but to be honest without kids or someone to go have some coffee with I think she would turn even crazier fast.
This. I can respect wanting to be a housewife. But if she's not gonna raise children and she's clearly not interested in employment, what does she expect to do with her days? Sure, there's plenty of cleaning and cooking or whatever, but it sure sounds like she just wants to stay at home and be pampered for the rest of her life. I have zero respect for that.
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Bitch has a jacked up smile. That is all.
Meh, I've seen worse but I do want to see a full body pic
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hadn't picked up on that phantasmatron, true indeed
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Hey DTF, I'm sick of having self-respect so I decided I'd search the internet for a potential suitor. I warn you that I'm very picky, but apparently this is the thread for picky people so it felt appropriate. If there is a single word on my list that you do not agree with, or if you feel that I'm mental in any way whatsoever, we are not a match.
So, without further ado...
First things first, you must be completely female. If you are a he-she, or a man with your willy tucked between your legs, I am not interested.
On that note, you must wear a strapless bra. I was abused by a strap as a child, so if you are thinking of bringing your devilish straps into my life you can take a hike.
If you like Dream Theater, that is good. However if you prefer Prophets of War to The Silent Man, there is no place for you within a five mile radius.
I am a devout agnostic, and have an intense, firm belief that I don't have a clue whether God exists or no. Christians, jews, atheists and muslims, you are not welcome. Buddhists are okay I guess.
You must have been abroad at least three times. I've only been abroad twice, so I would appreciate it if you could tell me anecdotes and encourage me to see more of the world. However if you've been abroad ten times or more, then that'll make me feel a little jealous, and I don't believe a relationship can work on that front. Sorry ladies.
I want your telephone number to start with the same five digits as mine, so we can tell people for years about what a massive coincidence it is. If they don't match then it's probably not destiny, but thanks for trying. When you PM me, you should tell me what the first five digits are - no cheating!
You must have a double barrel surname. They're mega cool.
I aim to get a divorce by 2034. If you think you're going to fall in love with me in a profound and incurable way that will blaze like a beautiful, undying star through the eons, you're far too clingy for me.
If you've got chinese/japanese symbols tattooed onto your body, please remove them before you email me. Mega lame.
That said I am morally opposed to laser-based removal, as lasers were invented by an American, so you will have to rip off the skin by hand. I'm sorry, but you should be willing to make that sacrifice.
George is not a good name for a baby. If you suggest calling our baby George, I will personally skewer you. On your own skewer.
All applicants must own at least one skewer.
Lastly but most importantly, I take a lot of "business trips," with my young, attractive, nubile "business associates." If this arouses any suspicion in your mind, we're definitely not compatible. I need to devote a lot of my time to my "work." Especially with twins.
Right, that's all the hard rules I can think of, cheers for reading! I've got a 14-page handbook of guidelines - which, if breached, will result in a flogging - but we can worry about that later!
Looking forwards to meeting you, my future Snugglebunnylovecakes!
(NB: All applicants must be "cool" with the term "Snugglebunnylovecakes." That's a dealbreaker right there.)
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Hey DTF, I'm sick of having self-respect so I decided I'd search the internet for a potential suitor. I warn you that I'm very picky, but apparently this is the thread for picky people so it felt appropriate. If there is a single word on my list that you do not agree with, or if you feel that I'm mental in any way whatsoever, we are not a match.
So, without further ado...
.snip.
(NB: All applicants must be "cool" with the term "Snugglebunnylovecakes." That's a dealbreaker right there.)
:rollin POTY material?
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What a psycho.
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I foresee Rob being changed to snugglebunnylovecakes soon
nice one Rob
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Bitch has a jacked up smile. That is all.
Meh, I've seen worse but I do want to see a full body pic
She better have one hell of a body. Not like she'd let you ever touch it anyway though from the sounds of it. And she has a pet rat thingy. Definitelya deal breaker. If you own a pet, you are not a match for me.
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If you have a corncob up your ass, you are not a match.
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Hey DTF, I'm sick of having self-respect so I decided I'd search the internet for a potential suitor. I warn you that I'm very picky, but apparently this is the thread for picky people so it felt appropriate. If there is a single word on my list that you do not agree with, or if you feel that I'm mental in any way whatsoever, we are not a match.
So, without further ado...
.snip.
(NB: All applicants must be "cool" with the term "Snugglebunnylovecakes." That's a dealbreaker right there.)
:rollin POTY material?
Methinks "robwebster" is LeeHarveyKennedy's alt. :lol
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That girl's photo is creepy.
Like, she's staring into your soul. And judging it. Unfairly.
And she's going to come to your house later and slit your throat.
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I foresee Rob being changed to snugglebunnylovecakes soon
nice one Rob
If that's a roundabout way of saying you think I'll be successful in my sexual odyssey, then cheers dude! I hope you're right!
Also Jamesmiain I only skimmed the OP but I really hope you find your man soon.
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I already thought she was unstable, but the hamster clenches it. I think there's a real possibility that she might kill her future husband.
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That girl's photo is creepy.
Like, she's staring into your soul. And judging it. Unfairly.
And she's going to come to your house later and slit your throat.
Crikey bollocks I just saw it, nothing technically wrong and she's got all the right parts in all the right places but I'm sure as hell not going to sleep tonight.
I can't tell if she's smiling or snarling. She looks like she's seen the future and has deemed it UNFIT. Jesus.
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hrmm she didn't write back, maybe she didn't like my message about the wonders of surprise buttsechs
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I already thought she was unstable, but the hamster clenches it. I think there's a real possibility that she might kill her future husband.
Nah. Only if he tries to spend more than five minutes out of her company.
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About the OP - I find it terrible that someone can think like this... and be proud of it. Not having friends is good. Never going anywhere is good. Any kind of pleasure is evil, and that is good. And if something, it's all justifiable by "I'm just a strong believer". Two most important things given by God to humanity: free will, life. Disposing of either "in the name of God" is the perfect way of living? I've been a Catholic for a long time and most people around here are, but I'm still stunned by this.
The second problem is, I just don't understand the idea of finding a person who is basically the same. The only reasonable explanation I have for this is absolute inability to discuss and basically think (especially combined with the lack of friends), as I believe most normal people consider it to be a normal - and very interesting - part of life to talk with people having different views on many things. In a relationship, learning to understand the other person is also an important part, I think. And what's there to understand... if you want the partner to be exactly the same as yourself? I'd understand somehow if it was limited to interests or important parts of personality that can be unacceptable for someone, but it goes really deep here. Looking at this... I get the image of a person who is really blinded and cannot explain any of her views. Which explains the lack of friends and not wanting to meet any. And avoiding any "evil" music, as it can lead to thinking.
Third, like someone else pointed out, does she have any ambitions at all? She admits she wants to be a housewife, but doesn't want any children, doesn't want any friends, doesn't want to meet any people, doesn't want to discuss or explain anything... is there any place to live at all? Or just waiting for time to pass, just going to church and spending time with husband, the most interesting thing to talk about being the news at work, since he has the same views on everything?
Staying on the religious side, I hope something enlightens her and she will eventually realise it's time to change something. Admitting to having basically no life at all and being proud of it is something that horrifies me. I'm against a typical hedonist lifestyle, but this is the opposite extreme which is equally bad. If I had such a person in family... well, I wouldn't be happy. Not at all.
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Maybe she is a freak in the sheets, it'll just take a lot to find out lol.
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Maybe she is a freak in the sheets, it'll just take a lot to find out lol.
Nobody would ever find out, because if you're a man with genitals, you're not a match for her apparently.
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:lol @ this bitch.
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I'd like to point out that, no matter how crazy she might be, googling the quote in the OP, looking for her page, signing up the the site, and harassing her is pretty fucking pathetic.
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Lets get one thing straight from the start, in a relationship with me, I will always be the center of attention and you will always work to serve me. With that out of the way lets see if you could be a potential match for me.
I want a woman who can control her emotions, and not have mood swings all the time, I know that a few days a month its especially hard, but that's why god invented doctors who can write prescriptions. If you can't afford health insurance and a $20 co-pay then we are not a match.
I want dogs and kids, but not in that exact order. I want one dog for awhile, then two kids, and then another dog. Also, anything less than 50 lbs is not a dog. If you want a chihuahua then I suggest using the time you would otherwise spend sending me emails going to Taco Bell. Also, and this is very important, if you don't think you can control how many children you will have, then you are right out. I said two children, no more, no less.
I require sex twice a day, once to help me get up in the morning, and once to help me get to sleep at night. If it is a problem to be with me every morning and night without question or exception then we are probably not a match. Also you should realize that I have shit to do, so sex during the rest of the day is not going to happen.
A good sense of humor is important, if you didn't laugh at the pun I put into the first sentence of the last paragraph then you are a soulless bitch who should leave me alone.
Finally I need someone who can cater to who I need them to be at any given time. You need to be able to go from loving to thoughtful to playful at any given moment.
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pathetic maybe, but bored I am, plus I wanted to see what she looked like
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snip
:lol
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Lets get one thing straight from the start, in a relationship with me, I will always be the center of attention and you will always work to serve me. With that out of the way lets see if you could be a potential match for me.
I want a woman who can control her emotions, and not have mood swings all the time, I know that a few days a month its especially hard, but that's why god invented doctors who can write prescriptions. If you can't afford health insurance and a $20 co-pay then we are not a match.
I want dogs and kids, but not in that exact order. I want one dog for awhile, then two kids, and then another dog. Also, anything less than 50 lbs is not a dog. If you want a chihuahua then I suggest using the time you would otherwise spend sending me emails going to Taco Bell. Also, and this is very important, if you don't think you can control how many children you will have, then you are right out. I said two children, no more, no less.
I require sex twice a day, once to help me get up in the morning, and once to help me get to sleep at night. If it is a problem to be with me every morning and night without question or exception then we are probably not a match. Also you should realize that I have shit to do, so sex during the rest of the day is not going to happen.
A good sense of humor is important, if you didn't laugh at the pun I put into the first sentence of the last paragraph then you are a soulless bitch who should leave me alone.
Finally I need someone who can cater to who I need them to be at any given time. You need to be able to go from loving to thoughtful to playful at any given moment.
:lol awesome.
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Poor girl's requirements completely violate the entire 13th chapter of 1st Corinthians, especially the 5th verse. She should give that chapter a few good readings and then reassess her idea of "love."
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I am not a girl who has a lot of friends or who hangs out with friends. In fact, I do not have any friends.
This was my favorite part. Although this is also the part that, to me, suggests the whole thing might be a joke. Can't tell; probably just wishful thinking I guess. :lol
EDIT: Also, brilliant posts from rob and Nick.
-J
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"If you think we are a match, we are not a match."
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And honestly, could her name on that dating site be more trivial?
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"If you think we are a match, we are not a match."
:lol
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And honestly, could her name on that dating site be more trivial?
I'd imagine if you don't have any friends, romantic prospects, or goals, Sudoku is one of your best options to pass the time.
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Very judgemental. No one who isn't a virgin? For a Christian, she isn't very Christ-like. Jesus didn't say, "Okay, to be a Christian, you HAVE to be a virgin." Some of the other stuff is obviously right on, but things like the virgin issue are just plain stupid. She'll learn to be less judgemental when she's 36 and her friends are all married with two kids and a nice family. Oh wait, that's right. She doesn't have any friends. She'll be just fine, then. :lol
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"If you think we are a match, we are not a match."
Already beat you to it a few posts back lol, but yeah, I can understand everything except the skydiving thing.
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"If you read this, we are not a match"
"If you are not very found of the idea of mind control, we are not a match"
"If you haven't already started on dinner for me, we are not a match"
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Poor 'lil darlin'. I feel kind of bad for her, thinking in such a naive way. She will end up hurt and alone if she truly thinks she will find a human being that will match that exact criteria. No one is perfect, nor is she. She just happens to think that way as of now, for whatever reason.
Annnyway, I'm gonna go beat off and smoke a joint. Might message her later.
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"If you think we are a match, we are not a match."
Already beat you to it a few posts back lol, but yeah, I can understand everything except the skydiving thing.
Damn! Good one, ReapKK!
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I think the oddest thing about that entire profile is that she does NOT want kids. Seems the type of person she is (read: clingy and boring), she'd be the type to want to surround herself with kids.
I thought so too, but maybe kids just take too much attention away from her attention-whoring ways. She doesn't seem to like the idea of anything but her being the center of the universe.
Remember that she wants to give all of her focus to her husband. Kids will definitely intervene in that way.
Speaking of which, she's a devout Christian. Are condoms OK over there? Because otherwise, virgin 4 life.
Edit: She's a Catholic. If she doesn't want kids, she'll definitely be a virgin for life... unless she figures out her rhythm which won't guarantee that much.
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DISCLAIMER: THE FOLLOWING STATEMENT IS BASED ON MY EXPERIENCE AND THOSE OF COUNTLESS ACQUAINTANCES. ANY IMPLICATION THAT I WAS MAKING A BLANKET SEXIST REMARK OR POINTING REMARKS SPECIFICALLY AT YOU OR ANYONE YOU KNOW IS YOUR PROBLEM, NOT MINE.
What is totally incongruous here is that this is a man who is going to pose absolutely ZERO challenge to her, provide ZERO chase, etc. Despite what her post says and asks for from a man, sooner or later she'll be all "Um yeah, I can pretty much walk all over you, what fun are you?" and dump him within a year for the bad boy she insists she wants nothing to do with.
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What I've told my nephew's is find a girl on the low end of the crazy meter and marry her. High maintenance is not worth it.
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What I'm tempted is to meet this woman, lie about everything, then have sex with her.
Then tell her the truth, light a cigarette, take a shot of vodka, tell her my condom was broken, get on my motorcycle, and leave.
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Leaving to go sky diving with friends I presume.
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Leaving to go sky diving with friends I presume.
Whoa...whoa...Friends? You sinning whore.
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If you don't think Beyoncé had one of the best videos of all time, we are NOT a match.
(https://photos-f.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs221.snc1/6827_1189787709106_1360740427_30751304_873785_n.jpg)
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I lol'd how she's Christian but says she doesn't want kids.
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that girl's post... kinda go me angry..
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If you don't think Beyoncé had one of the best videos of all time, we are NOT a match.
(https://photos-f.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs221.snc1/6827_1189787709106_1360740427_30751304_873785_n.jpg)
yes. YES! :rollin
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Was her email address posted? I want to get in touch with her
Good responses btw :tup :lol
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There's nothing wrong with having criteria. Sure, I think she's a bit delusional as to her requirements. She's truly naive if she thinks there's a man alive who doesn't look at porn...and won't mind waiting to marry her before having sex. But if she can truly stick to her beliefs no matter what, then I'll certainly respect that.
But hey, there's 6 billion people in the world...maybe there is such a man for her. I don't know.
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I assure you, there's not.
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She's truly naive if she thinks there's a man alive who doesn't look at porn...and won't mind waiting to marry her before having sex.
I disagree. Such men are uncommon, but they do exist.
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Lets get one thing straight from the start, in a relationship with me, I will always be the center of attention and you will always work to serve me. With that out of the way lets see if you could be a potential match for me.
I want a woman who can control her emotions, and not have mood swings all the time, I know that a few days a month its especially hard, but that's why god invented doctors who can write prescriptions. If you can't afford health insurance and a $20 co-pay then we are not a match.
I want dogs and kids, but not in that exact order. I want one dog for awhile, then two kids, and then another dog. Also, anything less than 50 lbs is not a dog. If you want a chihuahua then I suggest using the time you would otherwise spend sending me emails going to Taco Bell. Also, and this is very important, if you don't think you can control how many children you will have, then you are right out. I said two children, no more, no less.
I require sex twice a day, once to help me get up in the morning, and once to help me get to sleep at night. If it is a problem to be with me every morning and night without question or exception then we are probably not a match. Also you should realize that I have shit to do, so sex during the rest of the day is not going to happen.
A good sense of humor is important, if you didn't laugh at the pun I put into the first sentence of the last paragraph then you are a soulless bitch who should leave me alone.
Finally I need someone who can cater to who I need them to be at any given time. You need to be able to go from loving to thoughtful to playful at any given moment.
:lol awesome.
Nice Holy Grail reference.
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I was hoping someone would catch that!
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She's truly naive if she thinks there's a man alive who doesn't look at porn...and won't mind waiting to marry her before having sex.
I disagree. Such men are uncommon, but they do exist.
This. I stopped a couple years ago just as sort of a test of self-discipline and haven't done it since. The waiting for sex thing is a totally different story :lol, but I think there are probably a handful of guys out there who are religiously devout enough to commit to something like that. Or more likely, will just lie to her about it.
-J
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I lol'd how she's Christian but says she doesn't want kids.
You should message her. Convince her that you're everything she wants. Then take her on a few dates. Then get down on your knees and propose. Then start talking about how excited you are to have kids.
When she starts to disagree with you, slap her in the face, scream "BE FRUITFUL AND MULTIPLY, BITCH. MAYBE YOU SHOULD TRY READING THE BIBLE SOMETIME."
Then walk out, never to cross her path again.
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(https://www.funnyforumpics.com/forums/This-Thread-Delivers/1/thread-delivers.jpg)
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What I'm tempted is to meet this woman, lie about everything, then have sex with her.
Then tell her the truth, light a cigarette, take a shot of vodka, tell her my condom was broken, get on my motorcycle, and leave.
:lol
Also,
Poor girl's requirements completely violate the entire 13th chapter of 1st Corinthians, especially the 5th verse. She should give that chapter a few good readings and then reassess her idea of "love."
Very good point.
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Religion is an important thing in my life too, but this woman is clearly looking to be in a codependent relationship. It's going to be scary if she finds anyone that matches.
I mean look at this:
A guy with a similar friend situation works best with me. By the way, you guys who enjoy your "guys nights", we are not a match.
Every guy wants their guy nights once in a while.
She's basically wiping off anyone. Also the thing with no kids. That blows my mind.
My guess is that she is pretending to know what she wants but in all reality she doesn't.
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She's truly naive if she thinks there's a man alive who doesn't look at porn...and won't mind waiting to marry her before having sex.
I disagree. Such men are uncommon, but they do exist.
This. I stopped a couple years ago just as sort of a test of self-discipline and haven't done it since. The waiting for sex thing is a totally different story :lol, but I think there are probably a handful of guys out there who are religiously devout enough to commit to something like that. Or more likely, will just lie to her about it.
-J
I didn't have sex until I was married but it wasn't like we didn't fool around.
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Even though I agree with most of the posts here; it still doesn't feel right that we're discussing someone behind their back like this, to each his own, we all have a little "weird" in us, I hope she finds happiness one way or another.
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Even though I agree with most of the posts here; it still doesn't feel right that we're discussing someone behind their back like this, to each his own, we all have a little "weird" in us, I hope she finds happiness one way or another.
I hope she does, too, but realistically. To me, this serves as a reminder to not be so picky, because then you'll never find someone.
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My ass your face.
isn't being christian or catholic...and NOT wanting kids against some code?
She didn't mention "no video games" in her list....so that's a plus.
Maybe she's a big gamer!
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Get with this chick then start playing GTA San Andreas. Drive motorcycles, jump out of airplanes, have random unwed sex with multiple women, etc., then tell her that since she's sucked all of the fun out of your life, you're living vicariously through a video game.
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Get with this chick then start playing GTA San Andreas. Drive motorcycles, jump out of airplanes, have random unwed sex with multiple women, etc., then tell her that since she's sucked all of the fun out of your life, you're living vicariously through a video game.
I dunno... isn't there a lot of skydiving in that game?
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It could be a deal breaker.
If you think you will ever attempt to come up with one single thought for yourself that I didn't orchestrate in some manner, we are not a match.
If you are a male human being, we are not a match.
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That poor woman is gonna be alone all her life.
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Nah, after not finding any satisfying replies to her listing she will probably conclude that all men are worthless pigs and become a lesbian while simultaneously throwing away a god that did not provide her with a man, thus leading to a life of one-nighters and cheap thrills.
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That'd require sensibility and common sense. :0
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even if she went lez...and you infer the same rules apply...any lesbian female virgin is likely to have played as well..me thinks.
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A vibrator is the only thing that's ever going to meet all of her criteria.
I think.
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No, you must have missed the part about batteries being unholy.
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Damn, you're right. I totally missed it.
If you require batteries to function, we are not a match.
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Damn, you're right. I totally missed it.
If you require batteries to function, we are not a match.
You may also have missed this-
If you pulse at more than 5Hz, we are not a match.
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isn't being christian or catholic...and NOT wanting kids against some code?
Is it? Every christian in the world MUST want to have kids? ooook.
Yeah, yeah, go forth and multiply, but if you have the view that that's meant to humankind as a whole, I think we've accomplished that :P
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No, it isn't. Neither marriage nor having children are universal commandments.
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Even though I agree with most of the posts here; it still doesn't feel right that we're discussing someone behind their back like this, to each his own, we all have a little "weird" in us, I hope she finds happiness one way or another.
If I was actually registered there, I'd write to her pretty much what I wrote here. Being unique is one, and very good, thing, trying to avoid actually living at all is another.
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No, it isn't. Neither marriage nor having children are universal commandments.
I had religious instruction when i was younger, and I never learned anything about these being "required". However, at almost every wedding I've been to, the minister or priest or whoever says something along the lines of "will you bear children and raise them in the way of Christ?", or something to that effect. It seems like they are making it a condition that you promise to have children brought up in the faith.
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No, it isn't. Neither marriage nor having children are universal commandments.
We agree, then ;)
Jasc, this isn't a part of the norwegian wedding ritual (well, not any wedding I've been to anyway), but I would assume that if the priest/pastor says something like that it's something he have talked about with the couple beforehand? I have no clue.
Unless it's catholic weddings ??? :P
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I foresee Rob being changed to snugglebunnylovecakes soon
nice one Rob
How did you guess? :biggrin:
This thread is absolutely golden. My favourite thing is that Rob and Nick did a great job coming up with hilariously picky lists, but still neither of them were as picky as the real one in the OP! :lol
Yeah I'd put money on her dying alone.
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I foresee Rob being changed to snugglebunnylovecakes soon
nice one Rob
How did you guess? :biggrin:
Hahahahahahaha, you bastard. That's beautiful.
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I foresee Rob being changed to snugglebunnylovecakes soon
nice one Rob
How did you guess? :biggrin:
Hahahahahahaha, you bastard. That's beautiful.
:D
:-*
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No, it isn't. Neither marriage nor having children are universal commandments.
This.
And archive this thread in a month. Best one in years.
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Unless it's catholic weddings ??? :P
Nope.
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Even though I agree with most of the posts here; it still doesn't feel right that we're discussing someone behind their back like this, to each his own, we all have a little "weird" in us, I hope she finds happiness one way or another.
so what do we do, go tell her on her profile or what, because I would be up to that ;D
I don't get it isn't religion all about being able sacrifice and give up what sometimes makes us encumbered in the first place good or bad?
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For the record, I'm liking this noob so far. :tup
-J
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It´s amazing how there´s such a big thread dedicated to that girl :P
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Is it? Every christian in the world MUST want to have kids? ooook.
Yeah, yeah, go forth and multiply, but if you have the view that that's meant to humankind as a whole, I think we've accomplished that :P
I'm not saying that but for being as conservative as she's seeming to be, it's surprising she doesn't want kids.
Then again, her standards are so high, she may not want it.
And then again, maybe if she does meet that person, she will change her mind. I know that I didn't want kids nearly as much before I was married as I do now that I've been married over a year.
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The bitch is clearly insane.
If you are lucid and have a life, you are not a match.
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I never got a reply from her. :lol
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James, link her to this thread.
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James, link her to this thread.
Include a link to this thread and only say "If you haven't read this thread, then we are not a match".
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If you are infatuated with Dream Theater Forums.org, we are not a match.
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If the Shawshank Redemption does not arouse you, we are not a match.
STOP LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT, DTF! YOU KNOW IT'S TRUE!
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Seems like a good time to unleash this freshly baked emoticon:
:lolpalm:
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If the Shawshank Redemption does not arouse you, we are not a match.
STOP LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT, DTF! YOU KNOW IT'S TRUE!
(https://www.dreamtheaterforums.org/forumavatars/avatar_1250.gif)
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I foresee Rob being changed to snugglebunnylovecakes soon
nice one Rob
How did you guess? :biggrin:
Hahahahahahaha, you bastard. That's beautiful.
:D
:-*
It's beyond me why everybody is getting the name changes they want except me heh, I'm not bitching or anything I'm just trying to understand why :justjen
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I really think her and Andy would hit it off. I can't believe I'm the only person who sees this.
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Everyone does, but no one bothered to post it cause he's quick with the report to mod button :lol
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I really think her and Andy would hit it off. I can't believe I'm the only person who sees this.
Ye gods!
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I really think her and Andy would hit it off. I can't believe I'm the only person who sees this.
I'm pretty sure The Omen is based on their hypothetical offspring
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I really think her and Andy would hit it off. I can't believe I'm the only person who sees this.
I'm pretty sure The Omen is based on their hypothetical offspring
:rollin :rollin
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Reported. All of you.
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If you report things, you are not a match.
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I noticed that despite the strict lifestyle to which she (allegedly) aspires, she's still loose enough to end her sentences with prepositions.
Harlot.
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Seriously.
Guys, being employed and a college graduate is a requirement.
What if someone's employed or even owns their own business and is very successful, and meets all the other requirements and stuff, but just doesn't have their degree?
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I noticed that despite the strict lifestyle to which she (allegedly) aspires, she's still loose enough to end her sentences with prepositions.
Harlot.
:rollin
-J
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The bitch is clearly insane.
If you are lucid and have a life, you are not a match.
Why do you call her a "bitch"?
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Seriously.
Guys, being employed and a college graduate is a requirement.
What if someone's employed or even owns their own business and is very successful, and meets all the other requirements and stuff, but just doesn't have their degree?
Good question. I think he still wouldn´t be a match.
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The bitch is clearly insane.
If you are lucid and have a life, you are not a match.
Why do you call her a "bitch"?
I take it you didn't read the OP?
-J
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It's one thing to be picky about your preferences and that's perfectly fine. This chick is a bitch, because she goes about it so snotty and self-important, that one can draw no other conclusion.
Imagine someone was telling you a story about cheese - would you prefer they called it cheese or would you ask them to instead refer to it as a solid food prepared from the pressed curd of milk, often seasoned and aged. Same idea here, I think.
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The bitch is clearly insane.
If you are lucid and have a life, you are not a match.
Why do you call her a "bitch"?
I take it you didn't read the OP?
-J
Hehe I did, but I don´t know, calling her like that is a little harsh, she surely seems to be a strange person, but "bitch" means something like slut or whore, and I wouldn´t go as far as that. Or maybe I´m not understanding the correct meaning of the word.
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It's one thing to be picky about your preferences and that's perfectly fine. This chick is a bitch, because she goes about it so snotty and self-important, that one can draw no other conclusion.
Imagine someone was telling you a story about cheese - would you prefer they called it cheese or would you ask them to instead refer to it as a solid food prepared from the pressed curd of milk, often seasoned and aged. Same idea here, I think.
Oh I see, it´s more about her attitude than anything related with being sluty. Like when you say "Hillary Clinton is a bitch who is only interested in power"
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It's one thing to be picky about your preferences and that's perfectly fine. This chick is a bitch, because she goes about it so snotty and self-important, that one can draw no other conclusion.
Imagine someone was telling you a story about cheese - would you prefer they called it cheese or would you ask them to instead refer to it as a solid food prepared from the pressed curd of milk, often seasoned and aged. Same idea here, I think.
Oh I see, it´s more about her attitude than anything related with being sluty. Like when you say "Hillary Clinton is a bitch who is only interested in power"
:lol Exactly. :tup
-J
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The bitch is clearly insane.
If you are lucid and have a life, you are not a match.
Why do you call her a "bitch"?
I take it you didn't read the OP?
-J
Hehe I did, but I don´t know, calling her like that is a little harsh, she surely seems to be a strange person, but "bitch" means something like slut or whore, and I wouldn´t go as far as that. Or maybe I´m not understanding the correct meaning of the word.
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Exactly. "Bitch" is just a generally unsavory term pointed at women who are generally snooty, stuck up, rude, inconsiderate, mean, or any number of other negative character traits you would normally not want to see in a person, similar to "asshole" being an almost universal derogatory term to explain a guy who acts similarly (covering my ass in case anyone bitches about my definition of "bitch"). It doesn't necessarily have to mean slut or whore or anything like that.
Doesn't necessarily illustrate my point as well, but I still find the following anecdote hilarious:
A slut is someone who sleeps with everyone. A bitch is someone who sleeps with everyone but you.
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Exactly. "Bitch" is just a generally unsavory term pointed at women who are generally snooty, stuck up, rude, inconsiderate, mean, or any number of other negative character traits you would normally not want to see in a person. It doesn't necessarily have to mean slut or whore or anything like that.
Doesn't necessarily illustrate my point as well, but I still find the following anecdote hilarious:
A slut is someone who sleeps with everyone. A bitch is someone who sleeps with everyone but you.
:) Thank you
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Now come on guys, she's just after the man Jesus would want her to have.
I mean, don't you remember Jesus was against travelling?
And especially on motorcycles.
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I'm conflicted here. I want to believe that that is true, but the Lord wanted humans to have free will.
This chick clearly wants someone who she can lord her control over, granting him no free will whatsoever.
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Sounds like her perfect man is a cucumber.
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If you contain seeds, we are not a match.
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Now come on guys, she's just after the man Jesus would want her to have.
I mean, don't you remember Jesus was against travelling?
And especially on motorcycles.
Jesus walked everywhere he went. I bet he would have loved to have had a Harley.
If you don't like Harleys, you are not a match.
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If you can't start fires, you are not a match.
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I really think her and Andy would hit it off. I can't believe I'm the only person who sees this.
I saw it as soon as I came to this thread, but decided against posting it. :lol
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If you can't start fires, you are not a match.
Nicely done ;)
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If it is possible to spell 'Satan' using the letters in your name, you are not a match.
This also applies with 'devil', 'Beezelbub', 'Muhammed', 'motorcycle', 'skydiving', 'anal', 'marshmallow', 'fun' and any other word I might deem undesirable.
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If you're not a carbonated Japanese soft drink, you are not a match (https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/ba/Matchdrink.jpg).
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Despite my extremely negative opinion on her views, I'm still against calling her a bitch. The first requirement for me to be offensive against anyone is them being offensive for someone else. She isn't hurting anyone but herself for now.
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I was going to say that the only guy good for her was crucified 2000 years ago, but upon further review, Jesus did have twelve good friends.
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I'm not her match :P
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:facepalm: Wrong on so many levels.
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I must admit, I chuckled a bit.
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Despite my extremely negative opinion on her views, I'm still against calling her a bitch. The first requirement for me to be offensive against anyone is them being offensive for someone else. She isn't hurting anyone but herself for now.
Good point. I agree with this. As I said before, 8 pages of bashing seems to indicate that too many people feels good insulting her for what she wrote, her words perhaps were strange but in no way insulting to anybody.
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:rollin
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I apologize for calling her a bitch, if it offended anyone. I don't even know her.
But she definitely sounds like the least endearing person I've ever heard described.
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This thread is for the archives. So many lulz.
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I was going to say that the only guy good for her was crucified 2000 years ago, but upon further review, Jesus did have twelve good friends.
Not to mention his travels. And he associated with... sinners. :eek
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Despite my extremely negative opinion on her views, I'm still against calling her a bitch. The first requirement for me to be offensive against anyone is them being offensive for someone else. She isn't hurting anyone but herself for now.
Good point. I agree with this. As I said before, 8 pages of bashing seems to indicate that too many people feels good insulting her for what she wrote, her words perhaps were strange but in no way insulting to anybody.
That's a fair point. I don't know her, so I probably shouldn't judge her so harshly. But the things she wrote in her profile represent a lot of the things that I find so distasteful in people who I have had plenty of direct contact with. So I guess I hate her by extension.
That's not right.
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tl;dr
Geez, what a bitch
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I guess it is hard not to feel sorry for this girl. At least a little bit. :lol
But a profile on a dating site is supposed to give others an idea of what you're like and what you're interested in (this chick spends all her time on the latter, and goes way overboard). I fail to see how anyone could read this and come to a conclusion other than she's a total bitch. Maybe the profile isn't representative at all of who she really is, but based on it, this girl is a bitch and I would never want to meet her in person.
If this is all a joke, then I think I'd want to meet her after all. :lol
-J
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I was thinking yesterday about someone's comment in this thread that maybe she doesn't like motorcycles or skydiving because her friends have died doing those things.
Either a) that reasoning makes no sense, since she has no friends, or b) she has no friends now because they ALL died by motorcycle or skydiving.
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I apologize for calling her a bitch, if it offended anyone. I don't even know her.
But she definitely sounds like the least endearing person I've ever heard described.
No need to apologize. She's a bitch.
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(https://img90.imageshack.us/img90/8238/christonabikemk7.jpg)
:rollin :rollin
I apologize for calling her a bitch, if it offended anyone. I don't even know her.
But she definitely sounds like the least endearing person I've ever heard described.
No need to apologize. She's a bitch.
I wouldn't disagree, a bitch in my book is someone who whines about too many things.
Like we have been bitching about her heh
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I was thinking yesterday about someone's comment in this thread that maybe she doesn't like motorcycles or skydiving because her friends have died doing those things.
Either a) that reasoning makes no sense, since she has no friends, or b) she has no friends now because they ALL died by motorcycle or skydiving.
Maybe she had a lot of friends, but they all made a pact to skydive, and she was the only one who didn't enter into the pact, and then the plane ended up going down and killing all her friends cos someone filled it with 300 motorcycles before takeoff.
It makes perfect sense.
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Well very good luck to her.... loser.
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I apologize for calling her a bitch, if it offended anyone. I don't even know her.
But she definitely sounds like the least endearing person I've ever heard described.
No need to apologize. She's a bitch.
Yes, I know.
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That just made me crack up :lol
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That just made me crack up :lol
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Boasting in an epic great.
If all your base don't belong to me, we are not a match.
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I think it's the right time for archiving, don't see anything important coming anymore.
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coasting in an epic sled
TO THE ARCHIVE
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I think it's the right time for archiving, don't see anything important coming anymore.
Agreed :D