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General => General Discussion => Topic started by: PetFish on June 18, 2018, 11:19:26 PM
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Apparently, there's a special place in Hell for my (Canada's) Prime Minister: Justin Trudeau. His heinous act? Standing up to the bully that is Trump.
For those who don't know, JT said something along the lines of "We're Canadians, we're polite, we say sorry, but we're not going to be pushed around." For this unspeakable act of defiance, Peter Navarro, a Trump trade adviser, said there's a special place in Hell for JT.
So, what else has a special place in Hell?
For me it's:
- People ahead of you in the grocery line that don't move the divider behind theirs so you can put your stuff down.
- People who film videos in portrait mode and not landscape.
- People sloooooooowly drifting into the left turn lane, stradling it so I can't get by, until they're right near the front then they sort of go all the way into the lane but their right ass cheek is still in my lane.
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Rapists
Pedophiles/child molesters
Domestic abusers
That’s about it off the top of my head. People piss me off, sure. All the time. But 99.99% of the time not to the point where I’d wish them eternal pain and suffering. The big three exceptions are listed above, though.
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People who don't return their shopping carts to the corral.
:neverusethis:
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People who deliver a take that belongs in the P/R forum and justifies it by opening the floor to others to give examples.
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PEOPLE WHO WRITE ALL IN CAPS
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People who load the toilet paper roll so it unrolls from the top (vs underneath).
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Online bullies.
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People who load the toilet paper roll so it unrolls from the top (vs underneath).
Agreed, it looks better and prevents the unwanted "streamer" effect. But I'm merciful I'll give them a few years in purgatory.
TV preachers selling magic "faith" pens that won't write bad checks. Checks are pieces of paper banks used to use to transfer money.
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People who load the toilet paper roll so it unrolls from the top (vs underneath).
Totally disagree.
Wildranger, we need a poll!
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People who load the toilet paper roll so it unrolls from the top (vs underneath).
https://www.ebay.com/itm/Patent-Print-Toilet-Paper-Roll-1891-Bathroom-Art-Ready-To-Be-Framed-/183200639150
This is the patent for the toiler paper roll holder. That is how it was invented. That is the only acceptable way to place the toilet paper. This shouldn't be even up for debate. :hat
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People who load the toilet paper roll so it unrolls from the top (vs underneath).
https://www.ebay.com/itm/Patent-Print-Toilet-Paper-Roll-1891-Bathroom-Art-Ready-To-Be-Framed-/183200639150
This is the patent for the toiler paper roll holder. That is how it was invented. That is the only acceptable way to place the toilet paper. This shouldn't be even up for debate. :hat
Amen
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People over the age of 17 who still listen to Kiss.
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People that don't clear out remaining time on the microwave after use.
People that obliviously drive in the left lane for miles and miles.
People that walk on the left side of the hallway.
People who get on the elevator before people can get off.
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Rapists
Pedophiles/child molesters
Domestic abusers
That’s about it off the top of my head. People piss me off, sure. All the time. But 99.99% of the time not to the point where I’d wish them eternal pain and suffering. The big three exceptions are listed above, though.
I think you may have slightly missed the idea of this thread...
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People who load the toilet paper roll so it unrolls from the top (vs underneath).
https://www.ebay.com/itm/Patent-Print-Toilet-Paper-Roll-1891-Bathroom-Art-Ready-To-Be-Framed-/183200639150
This is the patent for the toiler paper roll holder. That is how it was invented. That is the only acceptable way to place the toilet paper. This shouldn't be even up for debate. :hat
Amen
Double Amen
I am absolutely an "over" kind of guy. My ex fiance was an "under" kind of girl. Naturally our relationship went down in flames. :lol
I got tired of arguing about it, so I ended up just doing this. I was always trying to find some kind of compromise.
(https://s3.amazonaws.com/media.pinterest.com/previews/0YtJicSd.png)
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Might be funny to install a second toilet paper holder and have it both ways.
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Might be funny to install a second toilet paper holder and have it both ways.
Oh man. You read my mind. I was actually considering that at one point. :lol
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Whoever it is that keeps leaving kitchen cabinet doors open when getting things out.
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Apparently I've got a PENTHOUSE SUITE in Beelzebub Tower, where I'm going to blast KISS on my 5.1 surround stereo system and pull WADS AND WADS of paper from the bottom of the roll.
Some of the rest of these, though, I'm down with (mostly the "courtesy" ones; drives me CRAZY when people act like they're the only ones on the planet).
I'd add:
- people who just put their now-unwanted groceries back anywhere in the store (after putting them in their cart).
- people who don't pull up to the second gas pump at the gas station.
- people who put the milk/cereal/cookies back either empty or with a spit-full of stuff left.
- people who take selfies that are mostly the back of the phone (that they are staring at).
- people who film entire concerts with their cell phone.
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People who agree with Stadler.
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There's a special place in hell for people that put cats in garbage bags and then swing them into things.
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Unwaxed dental Floss.
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There's a special place in hell for people that put cats in garbage bags and then swing them into things.
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!!
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People who bring their young children to wildly inappropriate movies.
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People over the age of 17 who still listen to Kiss.
I lul'd
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People over the age of 17 who still listen to Kiss.
Unfriended. :lol
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People over the age of 17 who still listen to Kiss.
Unfriended. :lol
Ha. The way I see it, the other people in hell will need someone to point at and laugh. Kiss fans fit the bill. :P
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I think since we are in hell, they'd want to bump n' grind to some Kiss tunes.
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I think since we are in hell, they'd want to bump n' grind to some Kiss tunes.
I hear it's "Let's Put the X in Sex" on endless loop. At least that's what I heard from someone who's been to hell and back, anyway.
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People who don't return their shopping carts to the corral.
:neverusethis:
Came here to say this.
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Whoever it is that keeps leaving kitchen cabinet doors open when getting things out.
mrs.jingle?? Is that you?
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People who decide to pull out into traffic that is moving 45-55 mph from a side street......at the last second.....that forces those in the fast moving street to pump the brakes and avoid hitting them. Because it seems like now it's become the drivers responsibility in the 'fast' moving lanes to avoid violently colliding into the idiots that choose to just pull out into the lanes with no concern about the traffic
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People who walk in groups occupying the whole sidewalk.
People who get to the front of the line without having decided what to order.
People who use comic sans as their font
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People who use comic sans as their font
Damn, sorry Mrs. Cool Chris, and every other elementary school teacher.
The missus made an interesting comment to me about that font. She said she uses it because it has the lower case 'a' the way you would teach a kid to write it.
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Whoever it is that keeps leaving kitchen cabinet doors open when getting things out.
mrs.jingle?? Is that you?
Yes and stop using my toothbrush.
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All negativity towards Comic Sans reminds me of this classic Achewood strip (https://achewood.com/index.php?date=07052007)
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People who reserve a spot in the parking ramp with an orange cone.
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People who decide to pull out into traffic that is moving 45-55 mph from a side street......at the last second.....that forces those in the fast moving street to pump the brakes and avoid hitting them. Because it seems like now it's become the drivers responsibility in the 'fast' moving lanes to avoid violently colliding into the idiots that choose to just pull out into the lanes with no concern about the traffic
I see you've been to Fort Wayne, Indiana.
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People who decide to pull out into traffic that is moving 45-55 mph from a side street......at the last second.....that forces those in the fast moving street to pump the brakes and avoid hitting them. Because it seems like now it's become the drivers responsibility in the 'fast' moving lanes to avoid violently colliding into the idiots that choose to just pull out into the lanes with no concern about the traffic
Yeah I hate that. To go one step further, when they pull out and make NO attempt to actually accelerate up to the speed of traffic. So here I am going 55 (the actual speed limit) and they pull out and do 15 mph... and casually accelerate, taking their sweet ass time. Again, a case where you have to slam on your breaks and pray the person behind you doesn't smash in to you.
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People in a check out line using their debit card and do not remember their pin number
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People in a check out line using their debit card and do not remember their pin number
Yes. Or people in a check out line counting out the exact change and/or searching for coins. Or especially the couponers who hold up the line because they absolutely have to save that 70 cents on hand soap and they'll be god damned if the cashier does not honor it
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People who decide to pull out into traffic that is moving 45-55 mph from a side street......at the last second.....that forces those in the fast moving street to pump the brakes and avoid hitting them. Because it seems like now it's become the drivers responsibility in the 'fast' moving lanes to avoid violently colliding into the idiots that choose to just pull out into the lanes with no concern about the traffic
Yeah I hate that. To go one step further, when they pull out and make NO attempt to actually accelerate up to the speed of traffic. So here I am going 55 (the actual speed limit) and they pull out and do 15 mph... and casually accelerate, taking their sweet ass time. Again, a case where you have to slam on your breaks and pray the person behind you doesn't smash in to you.
Yep. It's almost hand in hand. Those people that choose to pull into traffic like that rarely if ever are in much of a hurry to get up to speed with the traffic that is actually going the speed limit.
This 'trend' if you want to call it that has been happening more and more the past few years. i don't recall it being as rampant as it is right now at any other time in my career as a driver.....and I've been driving for 26 years.
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Or people in a check out line counting out the exact change and/or searching for coins. Or especially the couponers who hold up the line because they absolutely have to save that 70 cents on hand soap and they'll be god damned if the cashier does not honor it
I don't have an issue with exact changers or couponers IF they're prepared. Especially the couponers. If you need to search for more than 10 seconds for exact change then you need to forfeit that thought and just hand them $1 more and be done. And, if you're wanting to coupon your way to a smaller bill then know what you're looking for....get it....and present the coupons. Don't decided to rummage through your wadded up coupons after all the items are scanned to 'see' if you have one or not.
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I've said this one countless times....but it remains as one of my top all time pet peeves.
If you are taking more than say a minute.....two minutes TOPS at a drive up ATM then you need to be doing your business inside the bank. ATM's are for quick hit transactions.....grab some cash and go. I get that in some instances you need to deposit or what not but if your transaction is taking over a minute or two then that's something that needs to be done inside. Plan your day accordingly. I pride myself with less than a minute ATM stops....I'm in and out with no hold up to anyone else's day.
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People in a check out line using their debit card and do not remember their pin number
Yes. Or people in a check out line counting out the exact change and/or searching for coins. Or especially the couponers who hold up the line because they absolutely have to save that 70 cents on hand soap and they'll be god damned if the cashier does not honor it
exactly
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I've said this one countless times....but it remains as one of my top all time pet peeves.
If you are taking more than say a minute.....two minutes TOPS at a drive up ATM then you need to be doing your business inside the bank. ATM's are for quick hit transactions.....grab some cash and go. I get that in some instances you need to deposit or what not but if your transaction is taking over a minute or two then that's something that needs to be done inside. Plan your day accordingly. I pride myself with less than a minute ATM stops....I'm in and out with no hold up to anyone else's day.
Every time I go to the back there's a line at the drive up ATM. I always just go inside, grab my cash, and come out to find the line has advanced maybe one car. Though, since adopting Venmo, I almost never need cash anymore.
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People in a check out line using their debit card and do not remember their pin number
Yes. Or people in a check out line counting out the exact change and/or searching for coins. Or especially the couponers who hold up the line because they absolutely have to save that 70 cents on hand soap and they'll be god damned if the cashier does not honor it
People writing checks at the checkout bugs me. Get a damn bank card.
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It's not even the writing of a check, but it's the writing the transaction down in the check register. And it's usually an old lady that writes less than three words per minute.
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It's not even the writing of a check, but it's the writing the transaction down in the check register. And it's usually an old lady that writes less than three words per minute.
Exactly. Every time. I have no issues with someone writing a check, but finish that shit out in your car, not the checkout line.
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What have you got against the 24th letter of the alphabet?
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People who don't return their shopping carts to the corral.
:neverusethis:
Came here to say this.
First thing I thought of as well! :rollin
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It's not even the writing of a check, but it's the writing the transaction down in the check register. And it's usually an old lady that writes less than three words per minute.
Well, yeah, I meant the whole checky thingy. :lol No one ever goes to the car and balances the book.
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People over the age of 17 who still listen to Kiss.
Unfriended. :lol
Ha. The way I see it, the other people in hell will need someone to point at and laugh. Kiss fans fit the bill. :P
You're just jealous, you just need us there to keep you company. Hater. :)
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People who decide to pull out into traffic that is moving 45-55 mph from a side street......at the last second.....that forces those in the fast moving street to pump the brakes and avoid hitting them. Because it seems like now it's become the drivers responsibility in the 'fast' moving lanes to avoid violently colliding into the idiots that choose to just pull out into the lanes with no concern about the traffic
Yeah I hate that. To go one step further, when they pull out and make NO attempt to actually accelerate up to the speed of traffic. So here I am going 55 (the actual speed limit) and they pull out and do 15 mph... and casually accelerate, taking their sweet ass time. Again, a case where you have to slam on your breaks and pray the person behind you doesn't smash in to you.
I had a funeral this morning and I had to drive on the Merritt Parkway, which is a two-lane (in either direction) high-speed highway (55 mile per hour speed limit) but it's an old-school, twisty highway, not built to the specs of an "Eisenhower Interstate". So the off ramps, you need to decelerate even before you leave the highway (with little or no exit lane) and the on ramps require you to go from almost a complete stop to 55 in the right lane. At least FOUR on ramps, I got beeped at by people in the on ramp because I, on the highway, moving at speed, didn't "yield" to the car at rolling speed with a clear yield sign. WTF.
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There's a special place in hell for people that put cats in garbage bags and then swing them into things.
This is a new one to me
I can't stand people who try to push to get off a plane before you, like before they even open the door to let anyone out.
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The mean value of a variable.
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There's probably a spot reserved for this person
(https://i.redditmedia.com/Muz39fjBRGMecVnFVdnfMLgnj0cfCb3oNuE3dDcEa2M.jpg?w=636&s=d2ed70f2f5077df2a93f8678524ff6e6)
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The mean value of a variable.
I got that.
Finally.
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I've said this one countless times....but it remains as one of my top all time pet peeves.
If you are taking more than say a minute.....two minutes TOPS at a drive up ATM then you need to be doing your business inside the bank. ATM's are for quick hit transactions.....grab some cash and go. I get that in some instances you need to deposit or what not but if your transaction is taking over a minute or two then that's something that needs to be done inside. Plan your day accordingly. I pride myself with less than a minute ATM stops....I'm in and out with no hold up to anyone else's day.
Along these lines, these nitwits who go to the self check-out line at the grocery store with like 30-40 items.
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I've said this one countless times....but it remains as one of my top all time pet peeves.
If you are taking more than say a minute.....two minutes TOPS at a drive up ATM then you need to be doing your business inside the bank. ATM's are for quick hit transactions.....grab some cash and go. I get that in some instances you need to deposit or what not but if your transaction is taking over a minute or two then that's something that needs to be done inside. Plan your day accordingly. I pride myself with less than a minute ATM stops....I'm in and out with no hold up to anyone else's day.
Along these lines, these nitwits who go to the self check-out line at the grocery store with like 30-40 items.
Along the same idea, anyone who has been standing in line at a fast food restaurant and hasn't decided what they want until they get to the front of the line.
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People who try to get on the train/bus before letting all the riders off.
People who order their coffee at Starbucks with more than 4 modifiers.
And most importantly, people who treat service industry employees like shit. Fuck them. Fuck them all.
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Man, some awesome Seinfeld episodes in here, thanks for the smiles.
I think the one about COMIC SANS FONT is at the top of the pile. It just has so much history to it for every person first learning how to make a web page as the go-to font other than Times New Roman... that, and the starfield background thinking their text will look like it's floating in space.
Just today I learned that there's a special place in Hell for Mr. Asshole speed-smoking 2 cigarettes before the bus arrives while having sprayed himself with an entire can of Axe before leaving the abode. God dammit you stink.
As for cheque-writing (check-writing for Murricans), I thought stores stopped accepting them like 20 years ago? At least up here people only seem to write cheques for bills or post-dated ones for things like daycare. I haven't seen any retailer accept cheques in ages. What's up with that?
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The mean value of a variable.
I got that.
Finally.
Glad someone did.
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People who drive with their dog in their lap.
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Erasermate pens.
A lefty's nightmare.
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Newscaster voice. You know what I mean. Newscaster voice.
Unless it's my local anchor:
(https://i.imgur.com/0XevtZo.jpg)
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People who don't practice movie theater etiquette.
I took my mom to see Infinity War and there was a whole row of young teens talking THE WHOLE GOD DAMN MOVIE. Multiple people, including myself, told them to shut up and they didn't care at all. Unfortunately this was Israel, so the staff didn't care much either.
But it happens in America too. People talking through out the movie, being on their phones, etc. BURN!
I once had a dude take selfies of himself watching the movie (with a straight face) the whole movie.
WITH THE GOD DAMN FLASH!
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Selfies? With flash? That's a new one. I would have had words with that guy.
I think the *only* movie I've been to that did not have chatter was the midnight premiere of The Dark Knight. Could hear a pin drop on the other side of the room. But even in Infinity War, every time, the person next to me would not shut up... of course they had to explain everything to the person they were with, who knew nothing about the film :censored
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Am I the only one that during movies AND concerts I forget that smartphones exist? I might take a quick photo with my phone to post online later (usually I do that with the empty stage before the show start), but that's it. If I'm at a movie or at a concert, I am unavailable for EVERYBODY, no exceptions. I won't even watch my phone if I feel it vibrating in my pocket during a song.
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Is there such a thing as a special place in hell? I mean...is that where all the "not so bad" people go as opposed to the general population? :lol :rollin :lol
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People on their cell phones on the interstate without a clue.
People who drive with their turn signal indicator stuck on.
People who drive the speed limit or less in the fast lane.
People who hold up the queue, no matter where.
People who occupy more than one space in a parking lot.
People who park <thisclose> to your car so you can't get in it when returning to it in said parking lot.
People who cough or sneeze in public without covering their mouths.
Men who piss all over the floor under a urinal. Hey Pal! If your stream can't make it into the urinal standing right in front of it, for the love of God, go see a fucking Urologist!
People who don't wash their hands after they go to the restroom.
My exwife. Yeah my kid just turned 21 and is all grown up now; and for the most part our co-parenting situation was tolerable---but she never made it easy, so fuck her. Burn. :tdwn :lol
Oh....and that asshat you got his panties in a bunch and his feelings hurt because the Canadian Prime minister said Canada wasn't going to be pushed around. btw...it's CHINA....not GINA! :biggrin:
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Selfies? With flash? That's a new one. I would have had words with that guy.
I would've gone all Geoff Tate on his ass.
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Selfies? With flash? That's a new one. I would have had words with that guy.
I would've gone all Geoff Tate on his ass.
Be a diva? :neverusethis:
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Selfies? With flash? That's a new one. I would have had words with that guy.
I would've gone all Geoff Tate on his ass.
Be a diva? :neverusethis:
No, that's already called going all J Boy on his ass.
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The asshole that posted this on FB...
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Is there such a thing as a special place in hell? I mean...is that where all the "not so bad" people go as opposed to the general population? :lol :rollin :lol
The special place in Hell, also known as Lower Ice, is where souls are sent when the punishments of the other 9 Circles are simply not enough. In Lower Ice, you are cast below Lucifer where you are shit on for eternity. You might think that isn't so bad as just two circles above, souls are buried in shit, but Lucifer has been chewing on vile traitors, and has developed vicious IBS, which is how the 10th Circle of Hell was formed. In this hollowed out ice cave, the worst of the worst are shit on by molten, rotten shit, while unable to breathe, and the stench amplified by the frozen cavern.
Yes, people who push their shopping carts behind cars belong there.
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People that don't attempt to move even the slightest when walking down a crowded path.
People that have no fucking clue what they want when it's their turn at the drive through.
People that don't realise you are trying to let them merge and just keep going slow as fuck.
People that are on your ass in the left hand lane but for some reason won't go round.
Dickheads that try to talk about a certain sport like they know everything yet they haven't got a fucking clue.
Having young punk kids working in coffee shops making being baristas when they have never drank a cup of coffee in their life.
Assholes that do their daily shit in a public toilet so when you walk in to take a piss you have to hold your fucking breath cause the smell will kill you.
People in front that their cards decline cause they are so fucking poor and stand there and quickly try to transfer money on their phone, for something that fucking costs $10.
My asshole boss who is a fucking liar, backstabber that blatantly takes all the credit for shit he doesn't do.
Some of my staff members that like to complain that they are tired when they haven't really worked a hard day in their lives.
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People that don't attempt to move even the slightest when walking down a crowded path.
People that have no fucking clue what they want when it's their turn at the drive through.
People that don't realise you are trying to let them merge and just keep going slow as fuck.
People that are on your ass in the left hand lane but for some reason won't go round.
Dickheads that try to talk about a certain sport like they know everything yet they haven't got a fucking clue.
Having young punk kids working in coffee shops making being baristas when they have never drank a cup of coffee in their life.
Assholes that do their daily shit in a public toilet so when you walk in to take a piss you have to hold your fucking breath cause the smell will kill you.
People in front that their cards decline cause they are so fucking poor and stand there and quickly try to transfer money on their phone, for something that fucking costs $10.
My asshole boss who is a fucking liar, backstabber that blatantly takes all the credit for shit he doesn't do.
Some of my staff members that like to complain that they are tired when they haven't really worked a hard day in their lives.
(https://dotb.tc0bblfg2d81v7kurec.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/Grumpy-old-man-meme.jpg)
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:lol What are your trying to say Tim? :biggrin:
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Oh I know! :lol
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Guys who send chick metal in wolfking's roulette? :lol
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People that don't attempt to move even the slightest when walking down a crowded path.
People that have no fucking clue what they want when it's their turn at the drive through.
People that don't realise you are trying to let them merge and just keep going slow as fuck.
People that are on your ass in the left hand lane but for some reason won't go round.
Dickheads that try to talk about a certain sport like they know everything yet they haven't got a fucking clue.
Having young punk kids working in coffee shops making being baristas when they have never drank a cup of coffee in their life.
Assholes that do their daily shit in a public toilet so when you walk in to take a piss you have to hold your fucking breath cause the smell will kill you.
People in front that their cards decline cause they are so fucking poor and stand there and quickly try to transfer money on their phone, for something that fucking costs $10.
My asshole boss who is a fucking liar, backstabber that blatantly takes all the credit for shit he doesn't do.
Some of my staff members that like to complain that they are tired when they haven't really worked a hard day in their lives.
(https://pics.me.me/boss-makes-a-dollar-i-make-a-dime-adual-or-14053236.png)
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:lol as an hourly worker, I wait till I'm on the clock to unload.
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Guys who send chick metal in wolfking's roulette? :lol
dammit.
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:lol as an hourly worker, I wait till I'm on the clock to unload.
Taking care of business now, an hour into my shift...
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:lol as an hourly worker, I wait till I'm on the clock to unload.
Taking care of business now, an hour into my shift...
Wash your hands before going back to work!!! ;) :)
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:lol as an hourly worker, I wait till I'm on the clock to unload.
Taking care of business now, an hour into my shift...
An old coworker of mine would keep firecrackers in his tool cart specifically to throw under the bathroom door when he knew someone was dropping the kids off at the pool. Or we'd put one of the long blow guns on the air hose and blast it in there. All endorsed by my boss (my dad), which probably stems from his old days at other body shops - my favorite story is when one of his coworkers came in so hungover and blew up the toilet, but before he could leave my dad sealed the whole door shut with a roll of duct tape. Guy was so hungover and stunk up the restroom so badly he puked everywhere after trying to slam open the door to no avail. A horribly sick, hungover man, trapped with the smell of his own mess, and too weak to shoulder open the door :rollin
So I guess the moral of this story is, mind your coworkers and be careful when you dump. Unless you work in an office setting, in which case, you have to worry about none of this :lol
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:lol as an hourly worker, I wait till I'm on the clock to unload.
Taking care of business now, an hour into my shift...
Wash your hands before going back to work!!! ;) :)
:lol just finished my business in my other office as well
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:lol as an hourly worker, I wait till I'm on the clock to unload.
Taking care of business now, an hour into my shift...
Mental note, never borrow lonestar's phone.
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:lol as an hourly worker, I wait till I'm on the clock to unload.
Taking care of business now, an hour into my shift...
Mental note, never borrow lonestar's phone.
There are two kinds of people, those that browse the internet while dropping a duece, and those who lie about it.
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:lol as an hourly worker, I wait till I'm on the clock to unload.
Taking care of business now, an hour into my shift...
An old coworker of mine would keep firecrackers in his tool cart specifically to throw under the bathroom door when he knew someone was dropping the kids off at the pool. Or we'd put one of the long blow guns on the air hose and blast it in there. All endorsed by my boss (my dad), which probably stems from his old days at other body shops - my favorite story is when one of his coworkers came in so hungover and blew up the toilet, but before he could leave my dad sealed the whole door shut with a roll of duct tape. Guy was so hungover and stunk up the restroom so badly he puked everywhere after trying to slam open the door to no avail. A horribly sick, hungover man, trapped with the smell of his own mess, and too weak to shoulder open the door :rollin
So I guess the moral of this story is, mind your coworkers and be careful when you dump. Unless you work in an office setting, in which case, you have to worry about none of this :lol
I worked construction during summers in college, and I had a job as a laborer at a condominium construction project. Most of the time I was in the woods dropping trees and what not, but once in a blue moon I'd be up by the buildings themselves where the framers were. One day I asked the foreman where the shitters were and he looked at me and said "I like you; go over there" and he pointed to the woods and threw me a roll of toilet paper from his truck. I thought it weird but I didn't want to be a pussy so I went. About a week later, because of rain, we were up by the buildings prepping for some paving. One of the other laborers went off and went into one of the port-o-johns, and in about 15 seconds I heard "MOVE!" and about ten guys from the nearest building - framers - come running down and dropped that port-o-john on it's side like it was a house of cards. Dude comes out with his boots and pants (around his ankles, mind you) covered in blue liquid and shit, and one of the framers immediately hit him with water from the water hose. About an hour later the foreman was walking by and I nodded to him and he said "you owe me one." I guess it was the running gag on the project, but it was the only time I saw someone use the port-o-john in the two years I worked there.
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Guys who send chick metal in wolfking's roulette? :lol
This is at the top of the list actually, but I was too nice to post it.
People that don't attempt to move even the slightest when walking down a crowded path.
People that have no fucking clue what they want when it's their turn at the drive through.
People that don't realise you are trying to let them merge and just keep going slow as fuck.
People that are on your ass in the left hand lane but for some reason won't go round.
Dickheads that try to talk about a certain sport like they know everything yet they haven't got a fucking clue.
Having young punk kids working in coffee shops making being baristas when they have never drank a cup of coffee in their life.
Assholes that do their daily shit in a public toilet so when you walk in to take a piss you have to hold your fucking breath cause the smell will kill you.
People in front that their cards decline cause they are so fucking poor and stand there and quickly try to transfer money on their phone, for something that fucking costs $10.
My asshole boss who is a fucking liar, backstabber that blatantly takes all the credit for shit he doesn't do.
Some of my staff members that like to complain that they are tired when they haven't really worked a hard day in their lives.
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Brilliant.
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My asshole boss who is a fucking liar, backstabber that blatantly takes all the credit for shit he doesn't do.
Ok, wolfking wins.
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Basically all of this can boil down to one thing:
People. There's a special place in Hell for people.
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People who clap on 1 and 3 at a concert. The bunch of savages.
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This heatwave. Wait, maybe hell came to us?!
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1. Identity thieves
2. people who scam the elderly
3. Telemarketers
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1. Identity thieves
But what if the wrong person goes to hell instead?
:biggrin:
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People who put their recyclables into the garbage can when there's a recycle bin right next to it.
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People standing up as soon as the plane stops after landing, stuffing the fuselage like a popcorn pot.
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People standing up as soon as the plane stops after landing, stuffing the fuselage like a popcorn pot.
And what about those cluttering the train corridors 20 minutes before the train arrives? I can't even go to the toilet because of people not understanding that the train is not like a urban metro subway, and that you have more than 10 seconds to climb down from it. ESPECIALLY when the stop is the END OF THE DAMN RIDE.
Jeez, you won't get a bus or a metro or a taxi sooner just because you descend from the train as 21th rather than 11th. Just sit down and get up when the train is in the station, not 10 minutes before.
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Driving away from the ATM realizing you left your debit card in it and it gets sucked in.
I'm my own hell.
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People who whistle.
People who treat an escalator like it's a god damn carnival ride.
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People standing up as soon as the plane stops after landing, stuffing the fuselage like a popcorn pot.
I sometimes do that, though. I try like hell - as much as someone 235 lbs can - occupy my own little space, but I get claustrophobic with all the OTHER people standing while I'm sitting. It's not insurmountable, and it's weird I know, but... if I thought it was exceedingly bothersome I would sit.
I do not, however, rush to the front of the plane. I keep my spot and I usually will let even my rows go before I do, unless I'm late for a connection or they are being exceedingly "touristy".
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People standing up as soon as the plane stops after landing, stuffing the fuselage like a popcorn pot.
I sometimes do that, though. I try like hell - as much as someone 235 lbs can - occupy my own little space, but I get claustrophobic with all the OTHER people standing while I'm sitting. It's not insurmountable, and it's weird I know, but... if I thought it was exceedingly bothersome I would sit.
No hell for you then.
I feel you. Once patient zero - hellbound - stands up and the contagion spreads, you do what you gotta do to survive. Sometimes I do stand up too, mainly when sitting by the aisle and tired of being literally facialised by the guy - very hellbound - whose honour apparently depends on the ability to be the first to reach the overhead bin.
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..people who'd ask you to go with them to the mall without purpose.
..everyone who works at ticket master and live nation.
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Whoever built the Providence Place Mall. Holy shit I should’ve stayed home.
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Writers who use the phrase "would that it were".
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People who bite ice cream with their front teeth.
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The pigeons on my roof.
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- People ahead of you in the grocery line that don't move the divider behind theirs so you can put your stuff down.
I've actually thought the same. :lol Although, I'm not exactly innocent in that regard, sometimes when I'm tired/I think nobody's behind me I might forget it.
I'm not religious, but I still hope there is some kind of Hell for people who write advertisement jingles. Eughh.
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People who make loud eating or drinking noises. And commercials featuring people making loud eating or drinking noises.
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People who make loud eating or drinking noises. And commercials featuring people making loud eating or drinking noises.
Especially is said commercials are um...loud.
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... that dude "Jamie" from the GEICO commercials. And that whore Jan from the Toyota spots.
(I suppose this is better in the "mildly irritating" thread, but there you go.)
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Child molesters
People who kill children
White supremacists
Nazis
I can't think of anything witty that hasn't already been said so I'm just stating the obvious.
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... that dude "Jamie" from the GEICO commercials. And that whore Jan from the Toyota spots.
(I suppose this is better in the "mildly irritating" thread, but there you go.)
Absolutely CLASSIC!!!!!!!!!!!!
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... the idiots responsible for the fire that destroyed The Brazilian National Museum in my city yesterday. Millions of items lost and 200 years of history and science down in flames.
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Litterers!
So other than cig butts, I honestly could not remember seeing someone literally throw trash out a car window. That's a good thing.
But Sunday, this lady in a Jaguar cuts in front of us, pulling out of a Dunkin' Donuts.
We can see she has a cold drink, and then she throws the straw paper out of her window. I was like, WTF?? And then she throws out a fucking napkin. Are you kidding me?? What a piece of shit. I was so pissed.
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Once I was driving home, and the car in front of me threw out a large McDonald’s bag full of McDonald’s trash.... right on my neighbors lawn.... then proceeds to keep driving. So I follow them to their house in our neighborhood. To adults and two kids get out. I go ape shit yelling at them, and made them drive all the way back and pick it up.
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As awesome as that is, there is no way in hell I would ever do that considering how hot-headed people are these days, many of whom are now packing heat.
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As awesome as that is, there is no way in hell I would ever do that considering how hot-headed people are these days, many of whom are now packing heat.
This was a good 15 years ago and my wife went ape shit on me when I told her. Hindsight it could have been a mistake, but I was boiling. They probably never littered again in that neighborhood
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Once I was driving home, and the car in front of me threw out a large McDonald’s bag full of McDonald’s trash.... right on my neighbors lawn.... then proceeds to keep driving. So I follow them to their house in our neighborhood. To adults and two kids get out. I go ape shit yelling at them, and made them drive all the way back and pick it up.
The things we all wish we would be able to do, but refrain from doing it for reasons Cool Chris explained.
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And that whore Jan from the Toyota spots.
Would that she were!
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There's a special place in Hell for loud people. If while on public transport I have to turn my music up to 20+ and I can still hear you piercing through my eardrums, you're too bussing loud!
Train carriages should be sorted by decibel level. Quiet coaches up at one end, moderate conversation coaches in the middle, getting louder until you reach the phone yakkers at the other end, where they can broadcast their (no doubt private) conversations to anyone who cares to listen.
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Train carriages should be sorted by decibel level. Quiet coaches up at one end, moderate conversation coaches in the middle, getting louder until you reach the phone yakkers at the other end, where they can broadcast their (no doubt private) conversations to anyone who cares to listen.
Many trains here have quiet cars in the front and back, but that is hard enough to keep the loud people out.
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Train carriages should be sorted by decibel level. Quiet coaches up at one end, moderate conversation coaches in the middle, getting louder until you reach the phone yakkers at the other end, where they can broadcast their (no doubt private) conversations to anyone who cares to listen.
Many trains here have quiet cars in the front and back, but that is hard enough to keep the loud people out.
I saw a near-riot on a TGV quiet car a few years back. Two guys disagreed over what constituted quiet and their bickering led the rest of the car to choose sides (rather loudly). It was a hoot. They're not so great at fighting collectively, but individually the French are surprisingly confrontational. :lol
Incidentally, I was actually on the cellphone talker's side. If I heard him at all it was white noise. It's a quiet car--not a silent car. Library volume will suffice, and he was well inside of that. The other guy was really raising hell and making a helluva racket. I think most of the pax were on his side, and since my 20 word French vocabulary wasn't enough to make my case I just observed. Still, I think they got it wrong.
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I'm pretty sure the people interpret quiet car as silent car around here, but then again that's just from reading commuter friend's complaints. I won't go in those cars because my headphones will be heard in those cars for sure, plus I just don't like complying with those rules where you know people will be pissy. They already are in the normal cars, adding more rules just means people will interpret them their own way and lead to what you experienced.
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Telemarketers
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Telemarketers
I did telemarketing for a while. Take it easy on them...they are already in a special place in hell.
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Litterers!
So other than cig butts, I honestly could not remember seeing someone literally throw trash out a car window. That's a good thing.
But Sunday, this lady in a Jaguar cuts in front of us, pulling out of a Dunkin' Donuts.
We can see she has a cold drink, and then she throws the straw paper out of her window. I was like, WTF?? And then she throws out a fucking napkin. Are you kidding me?? What a piece of shit. I was so pissed.
I live in a townhouse strata complex and our main road has so much fast food litter on it. It's like people buy their "to go" food, drive here and park on the street, throw out the trash, then go into their homes. Excuse me, you LIVE here, I LIVE here, have a little pride and especially with so many kids around.
I do my best to pick up litter around here as I go but I can't do it all. GAW!
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The bus driver who reversed into the front of my parked car this morning.
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The bus driver who reversed into the front of my parked car this morning.
Goddamn! Damaged bad?
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Litterers!
So other than cig butts, I honestly could not remember seeing someone literally throw trash out a car window. That's a good thing.
But Sunday, this lady in a Jaguar cuts in front of us, pulling out of a Dunkin' Donuts.
We can see she has a cold drink, and then she throws the straw paper out of her window. I was like, WTF?? And then she throws out a fucking napkin. Are you kidding me?? What a piece of shit. I was so pissed.
I live in a townhouse strata complex and our main road has so much fast food litter on it. It's like people buy their "to go" food, drive here and park on the street, throw out the trash, then go into their homes. Excuse me, you LIVE here, I LIVE here, have a little pride and especially with so many kids around.
I do my best to pick up litter around here as I go but I can't do it all. GAW!
That's a pet peeve of mine as well. I actually had a niece drop a straw wrapper on my driveway, and when I called her on it, she said "but don't worry; it will blow away!" Wha??
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The bus driver who reversed into the front of my parked car this morning.
Goddamn! Damaged bad?
Yeah bad enough. Headlight points down when on but not physically and bumper, bonnet and side panel all damaged. Bus driver was a fuck and I ended up having a good go. If there wasn't children away I might have done something stupid. I was livid.
Insurance will take care of it without me having to pay of course but I don't have time to fuck around getting it repaied and organising hire cars and shit. Bah, oh well shit happens.
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The bus driver who reversed into the front of my parked car this morning.
Goddamn! Damaged bad?
Yeah bad enough. Headlight points down when on but not physically and bumper, bonnet and side panel all damaged. Bus driver was a fuck and I ended up having a good go. If there wasn't children away I might have done something stupid. I was livid.
Insurance will take care of it without me having to pay of course but I don't have time to fuck around getting it repaied and organising hire cars and shit. Bah, oh well shit happens.
See if your insurance policy covers loaners when yours in in the shop due to an accident. When my Mazda got totaled, I had 28 days of a free rental to allow me to find another vehicle without feeling rushed.
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There's a special place in Hell for e
That's my hot take
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The bus driver who reversed into the front of my parked car this morning.
Goddamn! Damaged bad?
Yeah bad enough. Headlight points down when on but not physically and bumper, bonnet and side panel all damaged. Bus driver was a fuck and I ended up having a good go. If there wasn't children away I might have done something stupid. I was livid.
Insurance will take care of it without me having to pay of course but I don't have time to fuck around getting it repaied and organising hire cars and shit. Bah, oh well shit happens.
See if your insurance policy covers loaners when yours in in the shop due to an accident. When my Mazda got totaled, I had 28 days of a free rental to allow me to find another vehicle without feeling rushed.
Apparently, I don't. That's extra in my policy which I don't have, and they won't fucking help me at all. Contacted the bus company's insurance and they said they will reimburse the cost of a rental. I'm not comfortable or confident with that at the moment, but not many other options.
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There's a special place in Hell for e
That's my hot take
But... that letter appears multiple times in my name. :-\
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Whoever it is that keeps leaving kitchen cabinet doors open when getting things out.
mrs.jingle?? Is that you?
..nope. Mrs. Bitsy. Good god. I walk in randomly and close four drawers and three cabinets before I even know what she’s doing or cooking.
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Oh the laser eyes, arms slamming cabinet doors and the sailor on the high seas language from the Queen on this matter.
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Hmmm. My routine now when I go in the kitchen is... hit the sink and put the dishes from the rest of the family into the dishwasher, then I close the garbage door (our garbage is in a lower cabinet) that has invariably been left open by the last person to drop a candy wrapper in there. Then, and only then, do I continue on my intended mission. :)