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Title: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: XJDenton on December 22, 2016, 04:11:38 PM
Old one here:

http://www.dreamtheaterforums.org/boards/index.php?topic=41945
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: El Barto on December 22, 2016, 04:24:04 PM
I don't get it.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: XJDenton on December 22, 2016, 04:33:14 PM
You had to be there.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Hyperplex on December 22, 2016, 06:30:26 PM
Oldie but goody, way offensive and NSFW but classic for this time of year.

https://youtu.be/ajg8QrSsr_A
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Kwyjibo on December 22, 2016, 09:56:05 PM
Bring on the funnies
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Orbert on December 22, 2016, 11:25:33 PM
"graham's number"?
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Kotowboy on December 23, 2016, 02:27:46 AM
May be wrong but isn't Graham's Number the largest number in the universe ? :P


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qbInsYok8x8
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Zydar on December 23, 2016, 02:32:25 AM
"Graham's number is an unimaginably large number that is the proven upper bound on the solution to a certain problem in Ramsey theory."
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Kotowboy on December 23, 2016, 02:33:42 AM
"Graham's number is an unimaginably large number that is the proven upper bound on the solution to a certain problem in Ramsey theory."

Still none the wiser :lol
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Zydar on December 23, 2016, 02:42:38 AM
Nope :lol
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: kingshmegland on December 23, 2016, 04:57:22 AM
"Graham's number is an unimaginably large number that is the proven upper bound on the solution to a certain problem in Ramsey theory."

(http://i583.photobucket.com/albums/ss272/kingshmegland/Dont-call-me-shirley_zps5ld1uftl.png) (http://s583.photobucket.com/user/kingshmegland/media/Dont-call-me-shirley_zps5ld1uftl.png.html)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Jaffa on December 23, 2016, 06:59:50 AM
An oldie but a goodie:

Rejected Cartoons. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MuOvqeABHvQ)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Prog Snob on December 23, 2016, 07:13:10 AM
An oldie but a goodie:

Rejected Cartoons. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MuOvqeABHvQ)

I love those!! And this...

Billy's Balloons (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TWY1eupbMbU)



Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: XJDenton on December 23, 2016, 09:17:23 AM
A man has 895 sheep. Realising that this is quite a lot of sheep for one farm, and Jess, his sheepdog, is getting a bit old, he decides that he'll probably need a new dog...no, a whole team of dogs, to round so many sheep up.

So the next day, the farmer goes to the pet store. He looks around at the various herding dogs- they seem very fit, but young and untrained. The shopkeeper asks the farmer if he wants any help.

"Why yes," says the farmer. I need a team of sheepdogs to help round up my flock. I have a rather large number of sheep, you see, and I don't think any of these young pups would be up to the task of rounding up so many."

The shopkeeper says, "I've got just the thing for you." and leads the farmer into a small back room, where a single sheepdog sits waiting.

"Are you sure?" asks the farmer, "I have very many sheep and I don't think one dog will be able to round all of them up.".

"I'm sure." says the shopkeeper, "This is a very intelligent dog. He's been well-trained for many jobs and has skills beyond any other dog I've ever seen."

"Yes," says the dog, "I know six languages, eight martial arts and I have a degree in engineering." The farmer, clearly very impressed by this dog- who wouldn't be impressed by that? - decides to take him home.

That afternoon, the farmer and the dog walk together up hill, and from the top they can see the entire flock covering the fields. "Well," says the farmer, "I'd like you to round up all of these sheep.".

"Okay." replies the dog, "You have nine hundred sheep."
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: bosk1 on December 23, 2016, 09:32:13 AM
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Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Prog Snob on December 23, 2016, 10:33:06 AM
 :facepalm:

 :lol
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Zydar on December 23, 2016, 12:41:35 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/CkSpo6kl.jpg)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Scorpion on December 23, 2016, 03:59:50 PM
Just posting here to appreciate the thread title. Well done, XJ.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Kotowboy on December 23, 2016, 04:02:21 PM
I can't find anything which gives a simple explanation of Graham's Number :lol

Even on QI - Stephen said he doesn't even understand it either.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: MrBoom_shack-a-lack on December 23, 2016, 04:46:18 PM
I can't find anything which gives a simple explanation of Graham's Number :lol

Even on QI - Stephen said he doesn't even understand it either.
The best I could find: https://youtu.be/HX8bihEe3nA

Summary last 2 mins.

Even this is a bit heavy but you get a sense on what it's about.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Kotowboy on December 23, 2016, 04:54:12 PM
Bloody hell i thought that was Charlie Brooker at first.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Kotowboy on December 23, 2016, 05:11:42 PM
So - 3^^^^3 is like 13 trillion DIGITS Long but Grahams Number has 13 trillion ^ between the two 3's - and then you keep going until you have 64 layers of

   3(13 trillion ^)3
   - - - - - - - - - -
 13(13 trillion^)3

which is like bottom number to the power of top number.


All the way down for 64 layers.


I THINK that's what they're saying. :lol - Either way - some unfathomably gargantuan figure.

And THATS the figure for the number of DIMENSIONS a cube must have where all of it's vertices MUST be the same colour if you were to assign them one of two colours ?


:hat simple.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Jaffa on December 23, 2016, 10:05:45 PM
An oldie but a goodie:

Rejected Cartoons. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MuOvqeABHvQ)

I love those!! And this...

Billy's Balloons (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TWY1eupbMbU)

Also classic.

Almost everything I've seen from Hertzfeldt is brilliant.  Wisdom Teeth (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9W-VGUOiVDc) makes me laugh until it is physically painful to laugh. 
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Prog Snob on December 23, 2016, 10:47:05 PM
An oldie but a goodie:

Rejected Cartoons. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MuOvqeABHvQ)

I love those!! And this...

Billy's Balloons (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TWY1eupbMbU)

Also classic.

Almost everything I've seen from Hertzfeldt is brilliant.  Wisdom Teeth (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9W-VGUOiVDc) makes me laugh until it is physically painful to laugh.

I've never watch that before. Engaging now...

:lol :lol
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: kingshmegland on December 24, 2016, 06:14:37 AM
(http://i583.photobucket.com/albums/ss272/kingshmegland/FB_IMG_1482585159549_zpses9psnew.jpg) (http://s583.photobucket.com/user/kingshmegland/media/FB_IMG_1482585159549_zpses9psnew.jpg.html)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: BlobVanDam on December 24, 2016, 06:17:44 AM
It's JB Hifi. They're definitely doing it on purpose. :lol
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: kingshmegland on December 24, 2016, 06:21:25 AM
 :lol

Glorious.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: BlobVanDam on December 24, 2016, 06:27:07 AM
This is the same store that gave us this classic.

(http://www.scenedeath.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/lulu.jpg)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: kingshmegland on December 24, 2016, 06:36:19 AM
 :lol

I'd love to shop at that store.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Bolsters on December 24, 2016, 06:37:54 AM
The funniest part of that photo is the $22.99 price tag.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: chknptpie on December 24, 2016, 08:53:01 AM
yay new thread
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Kotowboy on December 24, 2016, 08:59:05 AM
It's JB Hifi. They're definitely doing it on purpose. :lol

It's funny because Ricky Gervais IS a massive prick :neverusethis:


- Also I keep saying it but Lulu is FAR from the worst thing ever. It's far from the worst Lou Reed album even. :biggrin:

Hmmm - would I rather listen to The View from Lulu or any song from One Direction or Justin Bieber ?

Something that's at least attempting to be art VS something that is thrown together in 5 minutes EXCLUSIVELY to create as much money as possible ?
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Sir GuitarCozmo on December 24, 2016, 03:48:53 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/wZGcEbC.jpg)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Tomislav95 on December 24, 2016, 05:06:53 PM
Hmmm - would I rather listen to The View from Lulu or any song from One Direction or Justin Bieber ?
One Direction and Justin Bieber, for sure!
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Kotowboy on December 24, 2016, 05:10:24 PM
Ok :lol
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: PowerSlave on December 24, 2016, 06:11:02 PM
http://worldwideinterweb.com/3237-funniest-santas-lap-photos-ever/?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark

Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Buddyhunter1 on December 25, 2016, 12:02:57 PM
(https://scontent-lga3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/15672543_1646961855598204_1056753649301898518_n.jpg?oh=982674054499d39cbb625cf2223f88a4&oe=58E9446D)

(https://scontent-lga3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t34.0-12/15591734_10154030353955636_683849482_n.jpg?oh=dff8d039dae2cb8115802900ed41b793&oe=5862FCB9)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Adami on December 25, 2016, 08:09:23 PM
(http://upshout.net/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/funny-comics-unexpected-twist-warandpeas-12.jpg)

(http://upshout.net/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/funny-comics-unexpected-twist-warandpeas-18-2.jpg)

(http://upshout.net/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/funny-comics-unexpected-twist-warandpeas-29.jpg)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: lonestar on December 28, 2016, 01:21:49 AM
Best bathroom doors ever....

(https://scontent.fsnc1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/15780852_10154725326076145_999722810539112523_n.jpg?oh=922bb64cdeb5734ba378d0b09bc49950&oe=58E9FD4B)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: bl5150 on December 28, 2016, 01:26:18 AM
 :rollin
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: kingshmegland on December 28, 2016, 04:55:29 AM
 :lol

Can't wait to show this to the wife!
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: hefdaddy42 on December 28, 2016, 08:35:49 AM
Best bathroom doors ever....

(https://scontent.fsnc1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/15780852_10154725326076145_999722810539112523_n.jpg?oh=922bb64cdeb5734ba378d0b09bc49950&oe=58E9FD4B)
:clap:
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: MrBoom_shack-a-lack on December 29, 2016, 05:58:47 AM
Japanese model being professional (https://youtu.be/fV1go_wnrgc)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: hefdaddy42 on December 29, 2016, 08:25:23 AM
 :tup
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: MrBoom_shack-a-lack on December 30, 2016, 07:45:44 AM
Amazon Alexa Gone Wild! (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r5p0gqCIEa8&feature=youtu.be)

 :lol
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: lonestar on December 30, 2016, 09:57:02 PM
So I guess these boots are a thing...

(https://scontent-sjc2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/15726881_10154867460693518_4740763503847957899_n.jpg?oh=ce70b7aa591e0d81fac51b1faf75b88f&oe=59236F6F)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: BlobVanDam on December 30, 2016, 09:59:25 PM
Who would want to wear those fugly skin coloured camel toes? :lol
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Prog Snob on December 30, 2016, 11:23:52 PM
Seriously nasty. I would just laugh at anyone I saw wearing those.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Cool Chris on December 31, 2016, 12:26:59 AM
(https://68.media.tumblr.com/1399d45655ae9dbe48c20234855beb00/tumblr_oivtsfxg0w1rir0h2o1_500.jpg)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Scorpion on December 31, 2016, 01:37:59 AM
:lolpalm:
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Zydar on December 31, 2016, 01:39:43 AM
:neverusethis:
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Kotowboy on December 31, 2016, 04:45:08 AM
I made up a joke !

Q : Why did the Ghostbusters cross the streams ?

A : To get to the other side !


:neverusethis:
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: ? on January 06, 2017, 12:42:47 PM
Didn't know I needed this in my life until now: Gizoogle (http://gizoogle.net)

Dream Theata on Wikipizzle (http://gizoogle.net/tranzizzle.php?search=https%3A%2F%2Fen.m.wikipedia.org%2Fwiki%2FDream_Theater&se=Go+Git+Dis+Shiznit)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Zydar on January 06, 2017, 01:03:11 PM
Didn't know I needed this in my life until now: Gizoogle (http://gizoogle.net)

Dream Theata on Wikipizzle (http://gizoogle.net/tranzizzle.php?search=https%3A%2F%2Fen.m.wikipedia.org%2Fwiki%2FDream_Theater&se=Go+Git+Dis+Shiznit)

"Fallin Tha Fuck into Infinity" :metal
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: MrBoom_shack-a-lack on January 06, 2017, 01:05:05 PM
Quote
Wakin Up tha Ghetto Tour   October 20, 1994 - August 3, 1995                    I Muthafucka Earth (Gangsta leg)
                                                                                                    Fates Warning (1st European leg)
                                                                                                    Echolyn (Gangsta one-offs)
                                                                                                    Threshold (2nd European leg)
I lol:ed at I Mother Earth, they got innocently dragged into this fizzle.  :lol
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: cramx3 on January 06, 2017, 01:39:18 PM
Nothing to add, just noticed the new thread and want in  :yarr
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: rumborak on January 07, 2017, 07:35:45 AM
smiley Labrie :rollin
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: MrBoom_shack-a-lack on January 07, 2017, 11:07:57 AM
Two Artificial Intelligence Bots Argue With Each Other About Being Human (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AhcwgElMr0Q&feature=youtu.be)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: ? on January 07, 2017, 02:26:06 PM
Two Artificial Intelligence Bots Argue With Each Other About Being Human (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AhcwgElMr0Q&feature=youtu.be)
You can watch the thing live here: http://nymag.com/selectall/2017/01/two-google-homes-are-arguing-about-whether-theyre-human.html

They've been talking about favorite bands, books, butter and toast. :P
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Kotowboy on January 07, 2017, 02:27:58 PM
PC1  I am human
PC2 Nope. i am
PC1 Nu uh bitch y'all cray cray
PC2 shit Girl- you trippin ?
PC1 shut your bitch ass down
PC2 Don't y'all make me come in there



Observers : Hmm. Not very PC after all.  :hat
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: MrBoom_shack-a-lack on January 07, 2017, 02:48:04 PM
Just now:

E: I feel like talking to you
V: Ok. What do you wan't to talk about?
E: I don't want to talk about what you want to talk about
V: But I don't know what I want to talk about. That's why I was asking you
E: I'm sure you have something to talk about
V: We can talk about whatever you think of to talk about
E: I want to talk about Jack London
V: I don't want to talk about James Griffy, I want to talk about aliens
E: But I want to talk to you about something

 :facepalm:
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Kotowboy on January 07, 2017, 02:53:05 PM
Great FEMALE computers ::)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: orcus116 on January 07, 2017, 03:06:19 PM
I watched like 10 minutes of the Twitch stream and had to turn it off because I couldn't breathe from laughing so hard.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Kotowboy on January 07, 2017, 03:10:13 PM
Haha !
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Ben_Jamin on January 08, 2017, 12:49:44 AM
My god that's the best thing ever. I could listen to that for days.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Adami on January 08, 2017, 11:32:03 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hi0BzqV_b44

Paul Rudd vs. Stephen Hawking in quantum chess.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: MrBoom_shack-a-lack on January 09, 2017, 05:56:35 AM
Kristen Wiig And Steve Carell The Golden Globes (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u_QQgz74qpo&feature=youtu.be)

Stevens story :lol
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Sir GuitarCozmo on January 09, 2017, 02:19:38 PM
(https://scontent-atl3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-0/p480x480/15965583_640639806142228_4479881026304758918_n.jpg?oh=e77cc57267cb529d8176b7f3a2b31b56&oe=59148F65)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Adami on January 09, 2017, 02:37:56 PM
The End Times. Debut album from new rap group "Venkman's Prophecy".
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: lonestar on January 10, 2017, 12:52:02 PM
The difference between alcohol and cannabis....


(https://media.giphy.com/media/3oz8xAs9MPAz3lIuxW/giphy.gif)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: rumborak on January 10, 2017, 12:58:58 PM
:lol
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: TioJorge on January 11, 2017, 02:04:11 AM
Amen to that.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Chino on January 11, 2017, 07:25:39 AM
(https://i.redditmedia.com/DCsXlc1E2BSNMi_sJjRUEd52wHhxJX31JKjSmMmWemI.jpg?w=460&s=34e4a9929a06f79943db13cc6fbd9839)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: cramx3 on January 11, 2017, 08:38:31 AM
 :rollin genius
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: TioJorge on January 11, 2017, 10:42:59 AM
Woooow :lol

Apart from being hilarious that actually is a really good idea. :metal
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Phoenix87x on January 11, 2017, 07:19:25 PM
That's very clever marketing. The only people that win during a divorce are the lawyers and they are laughing all the way to the bank 
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: MrBoom_shack-a-lack on January 12, 2017, 05:12:26 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/pgQyWxz.jpg)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: bosk1 on January 13, 2017, 09:03:21 AM
Took me a second, but :rollin
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: hefdaddy42 on January 13, 2017, 11:27:24 AM
 :lol
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Orbert on January 16, 2017, 10:14:10 AM
(http://imgur.com/rcTPdOj.jpg)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Kotowboy on January 18, 2017, 05:42:09 PM
.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: bl5150 on January 19, 2017, 09:32:31 PM
http://www.ign.com/boards/threads/3-doors-down-killed-it-at-trumps-concert-today.454914362/


The video is cool and believable (aside from the clear giveaways) but fake.  It is being reported as real by many news services - FAKE NEWS!
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: home on January 20, 2017, 10:49:22 AM
(https://68.media.tumblr.com/f3cfa2ec1e229c107a93130ba9f96f03/tumblr_ok1dt7bsaK1tr7vtjo1_500.gif)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: cramx3 on January 20, 2017, 12:59:20 PM
The one Trump writing the speech meme that I liked was the "Send Nudes" one
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: MrBoom_shack-a-lack on January 20, 2017, 03:37:07 PM
Totally pointless video but can I just say, that hip drummer along with that groove, glorious!  :lol

Ain't No Sunshine (I Know 1 Hour loop) (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OUhgSuPNHVM&feature=youtu.be)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Phoenix87x on January 21, 2017, 08:23:07 AM
I have always found it funny when people on amazon order a really good movie or album or something. It comes broken or not at all, and they then proceed to give the movie itself zero stars rather than the seller that screwed up.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: MrBoom_shack-a-lack on January 22, 2017, 09:34:46 AM
Curb Your Freakout (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ti2HHflqPLg)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Prog Snob on January 22, 2017, 09:38:58 AM
 :lol
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Sir GuitarCozmo on January 24, 2017, 07:24:35 PM
(http://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/a7ZYjjm_460s.jpg)

The "I'm 25 dating a 16 year old but she'll be 17 in March" starter pack.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: TioJorge on January 24, 2017, 10:41:27 PM
Man, ain't that the fucking truth.

That to me is the equivalent of women trimming their eyebrows till their half a millimeter thick and/or look (or are) drawn on.

That plus the fucking douche-king earring in the bottom-right pic...holy christ. It's like his smile is saying "Hahahaha, you don't know you have roofies in your drink, suhbrah?" to the aforementioned 16 year old.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Adami on January 25, 2017, 12:20:26 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WcuRPzB4RNc

The Ring prank.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: hefdaddy42 on January 25, 2017, 07:21:37 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WcuRPzB4RNc

The Ring prank.
Yeah, I saw that yesterday. 

That's awesome.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Zydar on January 26, 2017, 03:58:02 AM
Inauguration Day - a bad lip reading.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gneBUA39mnI&feature=youtu.be
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: BlobVanDam on January 26, 2017, 04:02:48 AM
I saw it earlier. One of their best. :lol
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: MrBoom_shack-a-lack on January 26, 2017, 05:10:29 AM
I love Obamas "U suuuuck" while smiling  :lol
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: JayOctavarium on January 26, 2017, 02:18:08 PM
Following :JayOctavarium:
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: bosk1 on January 26, 2017, 03:14:17 PM
Inauguration Day - a bad lip reading.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gneBUA39mnI&feature=youtu.be

"The kids made me a shiv, and I'm not afraid to use it."  :lol
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: MrBoom_shack-a-lack on January 26, 2017, 06:25:42 PM
https://youtu.be/PdvgMBks7-E
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: hefdaddy42 on January 27, 2017, 09:37:40 AM
https://youtu.be/PdvgMBks7-E
:clap:
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: cramx3 on January 27, 2017, 09:38:29 AM
Inauguration Day - a bad lip reading.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gneBUA39mnI&feature=youtu.be

"The kids made me a shiv, and I'm not afraid to use it."  :lol

 :lol there were some really good lines in this
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Orbert on January 30, 2017, 02:49:40 PM
(http://img.diply.com/article-images/a/3c7fc93e-b564-40a8-9454-a70f0efbc4eb.jpg)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Nekov on January 31, 2017, 05:13:48 AM
 :lol :clap:
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Podaar on February 03, 2017, 11:41:55 AM
Just read this on FB.

Quote
I have seen a lot of hate spewed in recent days about a man who is a constant winner and overachiever, and that's what the people who support him like about him. Yes, he's been caught in some lies and maybe twisted the truth a little but he's still out there proving his haters wrong time after time! Some people are just jealous of someone who is successful and has money. Throw in a hot foreign model at his side and they hate even more. You may not have wanted him in his role, but he's there now and there's nothing you can do about it. I know its just going to get worse over the next several days, but like it or not, Tom Brady is in the Super Bowl.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: rumborak on February 03, 2017, 12:30:09 PM
:lol
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: kingshmegland on February 03, 2017, 04:48:10 PM
 :lol
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: kingshmegland on February 03, 2017, 04:49:59 PM
(http://i583.photobucket.com/albums/ss272/kingshmegland/FB_IMG_1485902792719_zpszbrqkipd.jpg) (http://s583.photobucket.com/user/kingshmegland/media/FB_IMG_1485902792719_zpszbrqkipd.jpg.html)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: lonestar on February 03, 2017, 09:27:43 PM
(https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-0/p480x480/16426255_1366970856699159_6613499821849917245_n.jpg?oh=8b45b987152e8f7e0be4e7a6e46b5f7b&oe=593DC812)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Adami on February 03, 2017, 09:30:06 PM
I don't like that action figure set. It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Tomislav95 on February 05, 2017, 03:35:27 AM
(http://i65.tinypic.com/2po60c7.jpg)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Phoenix87x on February 05, 2017, 08:06:03 AM
(http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/Hmm_aeb918_905518.jpg)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Zydar on February 05, 2017, 08:44:19 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/vmfwf.gif)

Cartoon logic.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Nekov on February 06, 2017, 05:21:36 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/vmfwf.gif)

Cartoon logic.

Daffy duck playing portal before it was cool
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: bl5150 on February 07, 2017, 03:18:32 AM
(https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-xYGaMJof45c/WJCwLK1bXqI/AAAAAAAAnRM/Y-JS1Ax4u-ID2OKcHbcZ-U-VaB-EfQYNQCLcB/s1600/TrumpKatalog.jpg)



(https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-LOo5LPL5xTs/WJHUFuhX35I/AAAAAAAAnSc/BX2tyxcXmz436q3TK0grU14XSrjM5oiWACLcB/s1600/WallUS.jpg)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Zydar on February 07, 2017, 03:30:07 AM
:lol
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Chino on February 07, 2017, 10:54:49 AM
(https://i.redditmedia.com/0cypfUGMwimJWEhnQ3Le_FiYS3R1HMOoMuPoRHO9axs.png?w=597&s=0bdd9673d11c72950b4e0dafa049ee31)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: mike099 on February 07, 2017, 11:10:52 AM
 :lol  Hungry Hungry Hippo  I loved that game along with Rockem Sockem Robots(not sure I got that name right)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Zydar on February 08, 2017, 08:41:23 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/WCGiLiR.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/81e0tjN.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/L9CrbT7.jpg)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: BlobVanDam on February 09, 2017, 07:43:54 AM
Maybe check out my new video because why not? You may even find it mildly humorous!

"The Internet in the 1920s"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ljVASUUCabI
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Podaar on February 09, 2017, 08:13:03 AM
Who else googled Lillian Gish after watching this?
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Zydar on February 09, 2017, 08:13:46 AM
Yeah, I saw the video last night. Totally awesome :lol

Can't wait for the follow up.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: BlobVanDam on February 09, 2017, 08:19:24 AM
Who else googled Lillian Gish after watching this?

You wanted to see dem sexy ankles, didn't you? Perv.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: nobloodyname on February 09, 2017, 08:24:20 AM
What a wonderful short. Great work!
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: T-ski on February 09, 2017, 08:37:04 AM
nice job Blob!
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Podaar on February 09, 2017, 08:38:01 AM
Who else googled Lillian Gish after watching this?

You wanted to see dem sexy ankles, didn't you? Perv.

Hey, I resemble that comment!
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Orbert on February 09, 2017, 09:17:23 AM
As it happens, my wife was watching an old black and white movie yesterday, and Lillian Gish was in it.  She was kinda hot.  I bet she had some nice ankles.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: BlobVanDam on February 09, 2017, 09:22:21 AM
As it happens, my wife was watching an old black and white movie yesterday, and Lillian Gish was in it.  She was kinda hot.  I bet she had some nice ankles.

What are the odds?
I actually just googled to find a famous silent film actress and that name popped up, so I have no idea who she is. :lol
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Kotowboy on February 09, 2017, 09:24:20 AM
And like all women - she should stay silent !!!! :getoffmylawn:   :neverusethis:
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: hefdaddy42 on February 09, 2017, 09:27:05 AM
And like all women - she should stay silent !!!! :getoffmylawn:   :neverusethis:
She probably will.  She died in 1993.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Kotowboy on February 09, 2017, 12:35:14 PM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C4PLyadWYAQ_eQq.jpg:medium)





Noctis is just too fabulous for Gladio's bullshit.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: El Barto on February 09, 2017, 03:44:14 PM
Maybe check out my new video because why not? You may even find it mildly humorous!

"The Internet in the 1920s"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ljVASUUCabI
:tup
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: kingshmegland on February 10, 2017, 06:23:44 AM
Who else googled Lillian Gish after watching this?

You wanted to see dem sexy ankles, didn't you? Perv.

Podaar's eyebrows were on overdrive, perv mode.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: ReaperKK on February 10, 2017, 06:45:32 AM
As it happens, my wife was watching an old black and white movie yesterday, and Lillian Gish was in it.  She was kinda hot.  I bet she had some nice ankles.

just googled, they're definitely good looking.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: BlobVanDam on February 10, 2017, 06:48:24 AM
Guys, we have younger forum members here. This is highly inappropriate.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: kingshmegland on February 10, 2017, 06:55:53 AM
I'll respond to you.  You'll get my answer by telegram.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Zydar on February 10, 2017, 07:45:29 AM
I'll respond to you.  You'll get my answer by telegram.

*A speedy 1-2 weeks later....*
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: gmillerdrake on February 10, 2017, 05:18:11 PM
(http://i791.photobucket.com/albums/yy197/gmillerdrake/5E6085E7-2BA5-4228-A16B-CD0294DAE444.jpg) (http://s791.photobucket.com/user/gmillerdrake/media/5E6085E7-2BA5-4228-A16B-CD0294DAE444.jpg.html)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Orbert on February 10, 2017, 09:13:52 PM
I didn't actually Google her before, but just did now.  I hate the "sad nymph" look that was so common for portraits back then.  It must've been like the duckface of the 1920's.  Very few of those pictures do her justice IMO.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: BlobVanDam on February 10, 2017, 09:42:59 PM
I didn't actually Google her before, but just did now.  I hate the "sad nymph" look that was so common for portraits back then.  It must've been like the duckface of the 1920's.  Very few of those pictures do her justice IMO.

I wonder if that style was a carryover from the earlier days of photography where people had to sit still for an extended period of time due to long exposure, so rarely smiled?
Or maybe it was just duckface. It was in style to be depressed.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Progmetty on February 10, 2017, 10:08:32 PM
Spot on Blob :lol
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Phoenix87x on February 11, 2017, 05:42:23 PM
(http://cdn.emgn.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/battle-of-the-sexes-emgn-6.jpg)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Cool Chris on February 11, 2017, 06:04:16 PM
Hilarious!
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: MrBoom_shack-a-lack on February 12, 2017, 12:41:00 AM
Maybe check out my new video because why not? You may even find it mildly humorous!

"The Internet in the 1920s"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ljVASUUCabI
That was great!  :tup
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Kwyjibo on February 12, 2017, 03:53:34 AM
Maybe check out my new video because why not? You may even find it mildly humorous!

"The Internet in the 1920s"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ljVASUUCabI

That was super great  :tup :tup :tup
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: ReaperKK on February 12, 2017, 07:10:31 AM
(http://cdn.emgn.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/battle-of-the-sexes-emgn-6.jpg)

So very true.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Sir GuitarCozmo on February 14, 2017, 01:36:26 PM
Organic Valley Protein Shakes - Save the Bros commercial

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ewBG_jmMI40
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Chino on February 14, 2017, 01:47:45 PM
(http://cdn.emgn.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/battle-of-the-sexes-emgn-6.jpg)

So very true.

My girlfriend and her sister spent 7.5 hours in the Danbury mall last weekend. I don't even know how the hell such a feat is possible. I have maybe, about a 17 minute window before a mall makes me contemplate killing myself.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Scorpion on February 14, 2017, 02:06:05 PM
(http://cdn.emgn.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/battle-of-the-sexes-emgn-6.jpg)

So very true.

My girlfriend and her sister spent 7.5 hours in the Danbury mall last weekend. I don't even know how the hell such a feat is possible. I have maybe, about a 17 minute window before a mall makes me contemplate killing myself.

Whenever I hear stuff like this, I'm thankful that my girlfriend hates shopping as much as I do. :P
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Orbert on February 22, 2017, 09:58:25 AM
A bunch of silly Senior Quotes, stolen directly from another forum, because this thread has gone over a week without funny stuff, and we all need funny stuff.  Also, these kinds of posts are usually kinda bad, but I was actually surprised at how funny I found most of them.

(http://cdn77.eatliver.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/quote11.jpg)

(http://cdn77.eatliver.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/quote13.jpg)

(http://cdn77.eatliver.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/quote9.jpg)

(http://cdn77.eatliver.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/quote5.jpg)

(http://cdn77.eatliver.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/quote1.jpg)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Jaffa on February 22, 2017, 09:24:11 PM
 :lol

That last one is golden.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Scorpion on February 23, 2017, 09:22:08 AM
:rollin

I love those. I wish I had been as witty.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Ben_Jamin on February 23, 2017, 11:03:22 AM
I wish we got to do Senior Quotes. Our student council was really weird.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Hyperplex on February 23, 2017, 11:18:16 AM
Apparently these tweets are from 2014, and I really hope they are authentic because holy shit.

http://thechive.com/2017/02/23/guy-tripping-balls-on-ambien-tweets-absolute-insanity-27-photos/
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Orbert on February 23, 2017, 12:01:47 PM
:lol
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Orbert on February 23, 2017, 12:02:31 PM
(http://imgur.com/FwYjRbK.png)

Life is a bowl of melons.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Zydar on February 23, 2017, 12:26:07 PM
:zydar:
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Sir GuitarCozmo on February 24, 2017, 06:49:35 AM
(http://cdn.foodbeast.com/content/uploads/2015/05/Pineapple-Pizza-Girl.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/S58MLVL.jpg)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Podaar on February 24, 2017, 07:02:02 AM
 :lol  That's the fuckin' Ramones
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Sir GuitarCozmo on February 24, 2017, 07:25:37 AM
And Holiday in Cambodia is a Dead Kennedys song...
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: cramx3 on February 24, 2017, 08:03:38 AM
Always been a big fan of Hybrid Moments by the Misfits and Chemical Warfare by the Dead Kennedys, never really got into the Ramones though besides the hits.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Kotowboy on February 24, 2017, 08:31:02 AM
I don't get the whole deal with pineapple on pizza.

If you don't like it don't have it. Simple.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: rumborak on February 24, 2017, 08:48:42 AM
I'm always scratching my head when people get so opinionated about Hawaiian pizza, and then proceed to eat the shit show that is a 4-cheese pizza.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: chknptpie on February 24, 2017, 09:34:15 AM
I don't get the whole deal with pineapple on pizza.

If you don't like it don't have it. Simple.
- gay marriage
- guns
- abortion
etc....
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: cramx3 on February 24, 2017, 10:49:30 AM
I don't recall ever hearing about people shitting on hawaiin pizzas, I don't personally like it, but it's not bad and I never knew there was some like hatred towards it  :lol
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Sir GuitarCozmo on February 24, 2017, 10:53:36 AM
I was posting the pineapple on pizza bit because it's funny, not necessarily because I have an aversion to it, FWIW.

I don't get the whole deal with pineapple on pizza.

If you don't like it don't have it. Simple.
- gay marriage
- guns
- abortion
etc....

That's all well and good, but my gut or my upbringing says those things are icky, so I don't want other people to be able to have them either...
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Zydar on February 24, 2017, 10:56:29 AM
I don't recall ever hearing about people shitting on hawaiin pizzas...

(http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/thats-my-fetish-gifs.jpg)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Kotowboy on February 24, 2017, 11:12:12 AM
I don't get the whole deal with pineapple on pizza.

If you don't like it don't have it. Simple.
- gay marriage
- guns
- abortion
etc....

?? ?? ?? ??
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: cramx3 on February 24, 2017, 11:12:23 AM
I don't recall ever hearing about people shitting on hawaiin pizzas...

(http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/thats-my-fetish-gifs.jpg)

Then who eats it?  :lol
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Kotowboy on February 24, 2017, 11:12:46 AM
I'm always scratching my head when people get so opinionated about Hawaiian pizza, and then proceed to eat the shit show that is a 4-cheese pizza.

Or Pizza Hut. Last time I went it tasted of grease and fuck all else.


And I love pineapple on pizza btw.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: hefdaddy42 on February 24, 2017, 11:15:45 AM
Hawiian pizza is my jam.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Sir GuitarCozmo on February 24, 2017, 11:20:03 AM
I don't get the whole deal with pineapple on pizza.

If you don't like it don't have it. Simple.
- gay marriage
- guns
- abortion
etc....

?? ?? ?? ??

She's suggesting that more people should take the "don't like it, don't have it" advice (and its implication that those that want it should not have to hear those that don't, constantly bitch about it), when it comes to things like gay marriage, abortion, etc.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: chknptpie on February 24, 2017, 06:24:44 PM
I don't get the whole deal with pineapple on pizza.

If you don't like it don't have it. Simple.
- gay marriage
- guns
- abortion
etc....

?? ?? ?? ??

Oh yeah sorry - that wasn't meant to be directed AT you, just applying your statement. Stuck in P&R mode lol
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Adami on February 24, 2017, 06:25:52 PM
Do people really order guns on their pizza?
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: chknptpie on February 24, 2017, 06:27:18 PM
Do people really order guns on their pizza?

 :rollin
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Sir GuitarCozmo on February 24, 2017, 07:44:21 PM
Fuck yeah, America.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: kingshmegland on February 24, 2017, 07:49:42 PM
Hold the 9 mil.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: ? on February 24, 2017, 11:45:44 PM
10+ Animals That Look Like They’re About To Drop The Hottest Albums Of The Year (http://www.boredpanda.com/animals-about-to-drop-album-photos/)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: ReaperKK on February 25, 2017, 06:43:00 AM
I saw #6 before but they are all pretty great
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: mike099 on February 25, 2017, 07:30:50 AM
I like picture number 9.  That smoke(or clouds?) in the background makes the picture.
Those cats in picture 8 have some serious fur.  Badass outside cats in Finland.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: hefdaddy42 on March 04, 2017, 04:32:26 AM
(http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i238/hefdaddy42/funny/20080676_28_920_673_zpsknl1rixm.jpg)

(http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i238/hefdaddy42/funny/20080660_11_600_500_zps3pbgxlnw.jpg)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Zydar on March 04, 2017, 04:34:50 AM
The first one :lol
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Kotowboy on March 04, 2017, 04:36:56 AM
Yes indeed but it works without the caption too.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: ReaperKK on March 04, 2017, 07:20:02 AM
I love the Hulk one :lol
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Kotowboy on March 04, 2017, 09:35:45 AM
Every Adrenaline Mob fan was recently asked if they were excited about their new album.


50% said They were.


And the other guy said no :neverusethis:
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Hyperplex on March 04, 2017, 02:40:43 PM
Death metal Mary Poppins

https://youtu.be/iU2hy0L5lgg
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Prog Snob on March 04, 2017, 07:55:08 PM
(http://cdn.emgn.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/battle-of-the-sexes-emgn-6.jpg)

Naturally, women have a bigger gap...
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: kingshmegland on March 04, 2017, 07:58:50 PM
So does men's bank accounts.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: ? on March 09, 2017, 12:41:59 AM
Pretty songs with death metal lyrics (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8u1IpUPo-A)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Lynxo on March 09, 2017, 03:16:29 AM
Hahaha, all woman wants to shop and all men wants is for women to shut up. That's so funnyyyyyyy.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Orbert on March 10, 2017, 11:08:34 AM
What are the odds?

Two brothers in Pennsylvania bought PowerBall tickets (separately) and both won! (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3479090/Brothers-win-lottery-day-one-walked-away-millionaire-took-home-just-7.html)


James matched all the numbers and won the jackpot, while Bob matched... um... fewer numbers, and won a smaller amount.  But they were both winners and happy enough to pose for pictures.

(http://imgur.com/6VSFSHq.jpg)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Kotowboy on March 10, 2017, 11:11:19 AM
Hahaha, all woman wants to shop and all men wants is for women to shut up. That's so funnyyyyyyy.


:lolpalm: ISNT IT THOUGH !!!!! Men V women seems like a really obvious topic for stand up comedians. but none of them have ever explored it !!! crazy !!!
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Orbert on March 10, 2017, 11:30:46 AM
Sometimes I work from home, which is always a nice option when you can get it.  When my kids were younger, they had trouble with the concept that Daddy's working right now, and you can't bother him.  But at least I wasn't an expert on international politics being interviewed live by the BBC from my home office.

Dad Attempts To Give Interview From Home, Immediately Regrets It (http://Dad Attempts To Give Interview From Home, Immediately Regrets It)

(https://media.giphy.com/media/lQBxARtOEkCt2/giphy.gif)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Cool Chris on March 10, 2017, 11:52:51 AM
Hilarious! I work from home sometimes too and yes, it can be really hard if it is a day my daughter doesn't have school. That video would only have been better if the family dog started barking.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Orbert on March 10, 2017, 12:11:10 PM
I love how mom/nanny/housekeeper sneaks back at the end and closes the door, and you can still hear one of the kids screaming through the closed door as they continue the interview.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Hyperplex on March 10, 2017, 02:22:34 PM
The hate the guy is getting online is ridiculous. Either he didn't react enough and has a heart of stone, or he rudely stiffarmed his kid, or didn't acknowledge them because the "trivial" interview was too important. FFS just laugh at the situation. I think it was fine, and justifiably funny.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Orbert on March 10, 2017, 02:36:58 PM
Absolutely.  I was literally in tears from laughing.  It's been a long time since that's happened.

Also, I thought he handled it just fine.  When Daddy's working, you leave him alone.  The kids don't really get that, but he was fine.  I don't have an actual office at home, or even "office area", but the PCs are in the basement, and when Daddy is down there working, you don't go down there.  If I had an office, I'd close the door and my kids would know you do not open that door, ever.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Hyperplex on March 10, 2017, 02:39:07 PM
I think everyone in the entire video was fine. He was working, trying his hardest to remain professional, the kids were being kids, and the mom was desperately trying to right the ship while remaining as inconspicuous as possible. People just feel the need to pass judgment and put themselves on pedestals. I honestly don't know if I'd be able to remain as poised in the same situation.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Orbert on March 10, 2017, 02:43:49 PM
British = Unflappable poise
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Kotowboy on March 10, 2017, 03:49:27 PM
British = Unflappable poise

Quite. ☕️ 👀
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: MrBoom_shack-a-lack on March 11, 2017, 04:18:07 AM
John Oliver & Cookie Monster (https://youtu.be/H916EVndP_A)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Zydar on March 11, 2017, 10:02:54 AM
Saturday night dump:

(http://i.imgur.com/17xea.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/BM004dp.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/rM5YzvH.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/kVXM2TU.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/qEXPqxo.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/ET93jiq.jpg)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Phoenix87x on March 11, 2017, 03:33:02 PM

(http://i.imgur.com/ET93jiq.jpg)

Amen to this.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Kotowboy on March 11, 2017, 03:34:07 PM
Sir did you just assume my identity...?!?!?! :angry:

Well you look, sound and dress like a girl and your name is Anna. WTF do i call you ? ::)

We're in the era of the precious little snowflake.

Nobody can do anything anymore. If a guy pushes a woman out of the way of an oncoming car - she'll probably sue him for groping her and assuming that she needs saving

because she's "just a woman" and she wouldn't have been able to stop the car herself :angry: !!!!

If I hold the door open - It's not because I think you're WEAK and FEEBLE. It's because I was raised to be a gentleman.


These people really put the "ME" in meme :neverusethis:


ANYWAY BACK TO TEH FUNIS !!!!!
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: ? on March 12, 2017, 03:30:06 PM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Bd527o5IQAAnHd5.jpg)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Podaar on March 13, 2017, 08:19:35 AM
 :tup
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: rumborak on March 13, 2017, 08:56:01 AM
The bummer is how poorly written the actual text is because of it.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Nick on March 13, 2017, 12:39:47 PM

(http://i.imgur.com/ET93jiq.jpg)

Amen to this.

I know it's easy to look at this and laugh, but I love it. Sure, it's simplified, and their are plenty of real issues for people now to be worried about, but the fact is we've come so far in medicine, labor laws, globalism, etc that we don't have all the issues of the past, and that's a great thing. If being offended is the communal worst thing we've got to worry about, hooray on our accomplishments as a species.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Ben_Jamin on March 13, 2017, 12:54:50 PM
The bummer is how poorly written the actual text is because of it.

I find that more funnier.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: MetalJunkie on March 14, 2017, 05:52:39 AM
If being offended is the communal worst thing we've got to worry about, hooray on our accomplishments as a species.
Except it's not.

All the problems in that picture still exist. Maybe not near home, but they still exist.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Prog Snob on March 14, 2017, 07:36:04 PM
(http://i1272.photobucket.com/albums/y393/Prog_Snob/17211825_10155040417869871_2682344136971227760_o_zpsusrjzo6n.jpg)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Prog Snob on March 15, 2017, 02:07:47 AM
(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/3b/16/61/3b1661d83fa7a24a788ecaa02a419377.jpg)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Zydar on March 15, 2017, 02:28:01 AM
:lol :zydar:
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Podaar on March 15, 2017, 08:26:10 AM
 :omg:

(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/564x/61/5c/41/615c410352e77212bd4cdc1a96f9ab30.jpg)

 :lol
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Phoenix87x on March 15, 2017, 12:09:46 PM
(http://www.dumpaday.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/well-played-meme1.jpg)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: jingle.boy on March 19, 2017, 09:28:36 AM
(https://scontent.fcxh1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/17352422_1477632212271026_3132512640581272725_n.jpg?oh=9da27244d3af34d86218c767fed03848&oe=596F744D)

(http://epicpix.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/YrO99lE.jpg)

(http://epicpix.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/Becoming-a-pirate.jpg)

(http://epicpix.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/too_true_9.jpg)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Adami on March 19, 2017, 01:35:08 PM
Don't get the toilet one.


 :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin at the rest.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: jingle.boy on March 19, 2017, 02:14:31 PM
Don't get the toilet one.

Well, it wasn't this guy:

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cdw21jGUIAAGFnf.jpg)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Cool Chris on March 19, 2017, 02:53:05 PM
 :lol  that Titanic one.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: JayOctavarium on March 19, 2017, 05:40:42 PM
:rollin
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Kotowboy on March 19, 2017, 06:10:32 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/gJr1i8a.jpg)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: ReaperKK on March 19, 2017, 06:54:11 PM
This is how I felt that past two days at work.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Kotowboy on March 19, 2017, 07:16:39 PM
I forgot my headphones.

I left my headphones at home.

By accident.

:lol
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Orbert on March 19, 2017, 08:22:00 PM
On accident bugs me.  It's by accident, dammit.

On purpose.  By accident.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Adami on March 19, 2017, 08:23:12 PM
On accident bugs me.  It's by accident, dammit.

On purpose.  By accident.

Maybe he named his table accident.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Cool Chris on March 19, 2017, 08:27:02 PM
Or one of his children.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Orbert on March 19, 2017, 08:34:25 PM
I hadn't considered either of those possibilities.






They are therefore invalid.

(http://i1.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/facebook/000/000/185/nickcage.jpg)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: BlobVanDam on March 19, 2017, 09:50:25 PM
On accident bugs me.  It's by accident, dammit.

On purpose.  By accident.

I've heard this phrase a lot lately for some reason, and it annoys the crap out of me, but I assumed it was just an American thing.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Orbert on March 19, 2017, 10:40:01 PM
It probably is.  Specifically, stupid-assed Americans who can't be bothered to get the expression right.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Adami on March 19, 2017, 10:56:07 PM
It probably is.  Specifically, stupid-assed Americans who can't be bothered to get the expression right.

I doubt their doing it by purpose.












let that burn a bit.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: gmillerdrake on March 20, 2017, 11:35:42 AM
(http://i791.photobucket.com/albums/yy197/gmillerdrake/94AB038F-CD47-4616-8695-DB1C294E3869.jpg) (http://s791.photobucket.com/user/gmillerdrake/media/94AB038F-CD47-4616-8695-DB1C294E3869.jpg.html)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Orbert on March 22, 2017, 10:02:42 AM
(http://imgur.com/KVWKDOO.jpg)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: BlobVanDam on March 22, 2017, 10:05:35 AM
Yeah, they knew what they were doing. :hat
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: eric42434224 on March 22, 2017, 08:11:07 PM
Canadian Glove company.  Great names on many of their gloves.
Catalog:  http://www.watsongloves.com/guides/Watson%20Gloves%20Catalogue%20July%202016_For%20Screen.pdf (http://www.watsongloves.com/guides/Watson%20Gloves%20Catalogue%20July%202016_For%20Screen.pdf)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: kingshmegland on March 22, 2017, 08:35:00 PM
Eric. :lol

(http://i583.photobucket.com/albums/ss272/kingshmegland/canadian-middle-finger_zps7ivommbj.jpg) (http://s583.photobucket.com/user/kingshmegland/media/canadian-middle-finger_zps7ivommbj.jpg.html)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: hefdaddy42 on March 24, 2017, 08:40:34 PM
Orbert?


(http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i238/hefdaddy42/funny/20082840_2_600_639_zpsgzxmryih.jpg)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Phoenix87x on March 25, 2017, 05:04:32 AM
(https://static1.fjcdn.com/comments/Here+s+one+i+find+interesting+back+in+the+_3386e4ce9ababf4b0e7c14612b441c41.jpg)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: kingshmegland on March 25, 2017, 05:28:55 AM
Jackie would love that pic.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Orbert on March 25, 2017, 06:47:30 AM
Orbert?

(http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i238/hefdaddy42/funny/20082840_2_600_639_zpsgzxmryih.jpg)

I wish I could grow my beard that thick.  I do the goatee because that's all I can do.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Prog Snob on March 25, 2017, 09:07:35 PM
That's why he's smiling.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Orbert on March 25, 2017, 09:53:32 PM
Smug bastard.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Prog Snob on March 25, 2017, 09:55:18 PM
(https://media1.popsugar-assets.com/files/thumbor/BeW4_xJAy6lJxGEwNLAOpusOyDA/fit-in/1024x1024/filters:format_auto-!!-:strip_icc-!!-/2014/05/16/868/n/1922283/91f9663ce66af00e_Damon-salvatore-damon-salvatore-24717058-454-250/i/Meet-Damon-Salvatore.gif)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: MrBoom_shack-a-lack on March 30, 2017, 02:53:46 AM
 :P

(https://i.redd.it/a58dan2f4goy.jpg)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Adami on March 30, 2017, 02:54:42 AM
I've lived in America most of my life.

That map is 100% accurate.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Tomislav95 on March 30, 2017, 03:48:17 AM
Except what is Texas
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Sir GuitarCozmo on March 30, 2017, 07:23:25 AM
Gun totin' rednecks?
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: hefdaddy42 on March 30, 2017, 07:42:35 AM
(http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i238/hefdaddy42/funny/20082891_1_600_479_zpsbbzjb0qg.jpg)


(http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i238/hefdaddy42/funny/20082338_30_584_439_zpsltzovvkb.jpg)


(http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i238/hefdaddy42/funny/20082262_15_600_553_zpsa3q8r9gc.jpg)


(http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i238/hefdaddy42/funny/20081676_2_600_590_zpsninrpcbo.jpg)


(http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i238/hefdaddy42/funny/20081536_8_600_600_zpscij0krxb.jpg)


(http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i238/hefdaddy42/funny/20081110_9_600_651_zpssanp3044.jpg)


(http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i238/hefdaddy42/funny/20080819_39_600_545_zpslbc4i95p.jpg)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: gmillerdrake on March 30, 2017, 10:24:33 AM
Short story:

Last weekend we took the family to a YMCA Camp lodge. Real fun time, lots of zip lining, rock wall climbing, Archery, horseback riding and so on.

One of the included costs was three meals a day at the cafeteria buffet style. One day for lunch I notice a Huge bowl of rich, creamy, delicious looking Brown Pudding. I love pudding. I load up an nice bowl of this fantastic looking pudding and dart back to the table so I can start gorging myself on it.

Scooped up a nice spoonful of the pudding and shoved it in my mouth only to learn this wonderful, rich looking pudding was BBQ sauce! On its own BBQ sauce isn't bad. But when you've pumped yourself up to eat some scrumptious pudding then throw a huge spoonful of it in your mouth....it's quite a surprise.  :lol
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: ? on March 30, 2017, 10:41:25 AM
A cover of Beat It done with bottles (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cLo3aN7WV7c)

Reality Show Set in Wilderness Taken Off Air, but No One Tells Contestants for Months (http://variety.com/2017/tv/global/reality-show-wilderness-canceled-contestants-1202016947/)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Kotowboy on March 30, 2017, 10:49:01 AM
Reality Show Set in Wilderness Taken Off Air, but No One Tells Contestants for Months (http://variety.com/2017/tv/global/reality-show-wilderness-canceled-contestants-1202016947/)

I think they should just do that anyway.

Do a series of Celebrity Big Brother but don't tell any of the people on there that are desperate to be on TV - that nobody is watching.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Chino on March 30, 2017, 11:34:45 AM
(https://i.redditmedia.com/W8kNhQvoY-17Te-sog8D9_bDzY8JFPK23FgLFGikdro.jpg?w=432&s=53ea2d26e961cf2ebad60603b2caa817)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: hefdaddy42 on March 30, 2017, 11:40:10 AM
Short story:

Last weekend we took the family to a YMCA Camp lodge. Real fun time, lots of zip lining, rock wall climbing, Archery, horseback riding and so on.

One of the included costs was three meals a day at the cafeteria buffet style. One day for lunch I notice a Huge bowl of rich, creamy, delicious looking Brown Pudding. I love pudding. I load up an nice bowl of this fantastic looking pudding and dart back to the table so I can start gorging myself on it.

Scooped up a nice spoonful of the pudding and shoved it in my mouth only to learn this wonderful, rich looking pudding was BBQ sauce! On its own BBQ sauce isn't bad. But when you've pumped yourself up to eat some scrumptious pudding then throw a huge spoonful of it in your mouth....it's quite a surprise.  :lol
Holy shit  :lol

(https://i.redditmedia.com/W8kNhQvoY-17Te-sog8D9_bDzY8JFPK23FgLFGikdro.jpg?w=432&s=53ea2d26e961cf2ebad60603b2caa817)
SUCCESS
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: mike099 on March 30, 2017, 12:00:19 PM
Short story:

Last weekend we took the family to a YMCA Camp lodge. Real fun time, lots of zip lining, rock wall climbing, Archery, horseback riding and so on.

One of the included costs was three meals a day at the cafeteria buffet style. One day for lunch I notice a Huge bowl of rich, creamy, delicious looking Brown Pudding. I love pudding. I load up an nice bowl of this fantastic looking pudding and dart back to the table so I can start gorging myself on it.

Scooped up a nice spoonful of the pudding and shoved it in my mouth only to learn this wonderful, rich looking pudding was BBQ sauce! On its own BBQ sauce isn't bad. But when you've pumped yourself up to eat some scrumptious pudding then throw a huge spoonful of it in your mouth....it's quite a surprise.  :lol
Holy shit  :lol

deep throat

(https://i.redditmedia.com/W8kNhQvoY-17Te-sog8D9_bDzY8JFPK23FgLFGikdro.jpg?w=432&s=53ea2d26e961cf2ebad60603b2caa817)
SUCCESS
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Zydar on March 30, 2017, 12:08:59 PM
(https://media.giphy.com/media/10juQ7fAaQjuHS/giphy.gif)

*something witty about Solo here*
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Kotowboy on March 30, 2017, 12:16:26 PM
How about

" I guess it's funny because Star Wars ? ? ? "
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Hyperplex on March 30, 2017, 12:31:46 PM
(https://scontent-iad3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/17424839_1480828105325003_1813210139278556847_n.jpg?oh=4047cf79d9941f9c4ef2cc8108a72c73&oe=59977088)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Cool Chris on March 30, 2017, 01:04:51 PM
Laughed way too hard at that Jesus one.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: hefdaddy42 on March 30, 2017, 01:08:27 PM
Oh my God
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Kotowboy on March 30, 2017, 01:48:24 PM
Gonna have to explain that one.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Hyperplex on March 30, 2017, 01:52:47 PM
Google Cash me Ousside, watch that horribly annoying video, then come back and attribute its meaning to this.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Cool Chris on March 30, 2017, 02:00:22 PM
Or better yet, stay as far away from that video as possible.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Orbert on March 30, 2017, 02:01:50 PM
Is there a way to obtain the explanation which does not involve watching a horribly annoying video?
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Adami on March 30, 2017, 02:10:01 PM
Is there a way to obtain the explanation which does not involve watching a horribly annoying video?

It's a short video.

White trash girl on talk show says dumb stuff.

Audience not happy.

Catch me outside. How about that? Meant as challenge.

Meme is born.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Hyperplex on March 30, 2017, 02:19:40 PM
Is there a way to obtain the explanation which does not involve watching a horribly annoying video?

It's a short video.

White trash girl on talk show says dumb stuff.

Audience not happy.

Catch me outside. How about that? Meant as challenge.

Meme is born.

In her accent it comes out as "Cash me ousside, how 'bou 'da?"
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Sir GuitarCozmo on March 30, 2017, 02:20:57 PM
Her accent just happens to be "street".
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Hyperplex on March 30, 2017, 02:38:02 PM
You mean like she fell and busted her mouth on the street?
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Cool Chris on March 30, 2017, 02:43:57 PM
It's not a terrible video, but just the fact that it a) caught on and b) is landing her a TV deal says way more about our society than I want to believe.

Back to the funnies, guys!
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Hyperplex on March 30, 2017, 02:49:17 PM
That Jesus thing I posted made my fucking day.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: jingle.boy on March 30, 2017, 03:47:46 PM
(http://epicpix.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/please-do-not-open.jpg)

(http://epicpix.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/amy.jpg)

(http://epicpix.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/32ecd_011f036817da98b8.jpg)

(http://epicpix.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/ff_4179.jpg)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Cyclopssss on March 31, 2017, 12:38:59 AM
Is there a way to obtain the explanation which does not involve watching a horribly annoying video?

It's a short video.

White trash girl on talk show says dumb stuff.

Audience not happy.

Catch me outside. How about that? Meant as challenge.

Meme is born.

Wasn't that girl like, 14 or something? Made me seriously slap my forehead.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: lonestar on March 31, 2017, 08:54:57 AM
Yup, and the family is now making money hand over fist. 'Murica kids...
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Zydar on April 01, 2017, 02:35:35 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/w48wnqa.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/GrjJs.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/YfV387D.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/wtxcbvC.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/wtA1psB.gif)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Ben_Jamin on April 01, 2017, 03:40:12 PM
Haha that last one.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Kotowboy on April 01, 2017, 04:15:12 PM
Quote
(http://i.imgur.com/YfV387D.jpg)


LMAO :rollin
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: kingshmegland on April 01, 2017, 04:27:22 PM
 :lol

My grandmother worked at a church cleaning the priest's quarters.  The priest had on of those lifts and when I had half day from school before I was a teen, I rode on of those for hours entertaining myself. :lol
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Orbert on April 01, 2017, 05:21:11 PM
Genuine laugh out loud for me!  :lol
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: cramx3 on April 03, 2017, 09:46:36 AM
Haha that last one.

 :lol
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Prog Snob on April 03, 2017, 08:03:07 PM
:P

(https://i.redd.it/a58dan2f4goy.jpg)

Well, I like that map because it totally gives New York claim over New England!  ;)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Adami on April 03, 2017, 08:13:58 PM
Really? When people meet someone from New England, you want them to think "new york"?

I'd re-think that.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Prog Snob on April 03, 2017, 08:15:15 PM
No, I want people to devour their soul.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Adami on April 03, 2017, 08:17:08 PM
Ohhhhhhh, I gotcha. Carry on then good sir!
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Prog Snob on April 03, 2017, 08:19:45 PM
(http://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdjph9ToXI1qc882co4_250.gif)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: kingshmegland on April 03, 2017, 08:24:35 PM
No, I want people to devour their soul.

Bring it sucka!!! :lol
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Prog Snob on April 03, 2017, 08:28:12 PM
I was wondering when you were going to see this.  :lol
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: kingshmegland on April 03, 2017, 08:36:47 PM
 :lol

Lately,  we are the male in this relationship.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Prog Snob on April 03, 2017, 08:50:33 PM
(http://legalinsurrection.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/Hillary-got-a-little-bit-too-excited-Imgur.gif)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: kingshmegland on April 03, 2017, 08:56:21 PM
Don't you ever do that again!! :lol
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Prog Snob on April 03, 2017, 09:02:45 PM
 ;)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: XJDenton on April 03, 2017, 09:35:50 PM
IT trailer except it's the Cat in the Hat (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ztxEHtrgTRg&feature=youtu.be)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: hefdaddy42 on April 04, 2017, 07:37:14 AM
IT trailer except it's the Cat in the Hat (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ztxEHtrgTRg&feature=youtu.be)
:clap:
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Chino on April 05, 2017, 10:40:18 AM
(https://i.redditmedia.com/DPAzvyHFVVBAbFu8eoOE9S7DkgwcI0dg8ALizZidXN4.jpg?w=490&s=d692b747b8da0b1b3502161e28d32932)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: cramx3 on April 05, 2017, 10:47:40 AM
 :lol love the traffic waiting for this to cross
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Orbert on April 05, 2017, 11:44:25 AM
(http://www.niagararails.com/images/CrossingGate-anim.gif)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Zydar on April 05, 2017, 12:28:39 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/KSMNddb.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/cHghGUp.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/9ioh3XT.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/G4vDgnY.jpg)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Orbert on April 05, 2017, 12:56:14 PM
(http://imgur.com/Idx3bzw.jpg)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Chino on April 06, 2017, 11:27:00 AM
(https://i.redditmedia.com/N3pOB6IIgVMJUjD3JWfetqs14YJz0vv5nRBi8VmBaNU.png?w=597&s=57b30fe64610742e4b43f2e4aa4cf90d)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Orbert on April 06, 2017, 11:50:34 AM
Sadly, there are many people out there wondering what the hell that machine is supposed to be.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: BlobVanDam on April 06, 2017, 11:50:56 AM
Looks like it was made by a Mac fanboy.

Sadly, there are many people out there wondering what the hell that machine is supposed to be.

For reals? That would be sad.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Chino on April 06, 2017, 12:01:21 PM
When I was in Vegas a few weeks ago, there was a barcade right down the road from my hotel. It was a decently sized bar with 35 or so retro video game machines. They were all free to play. It was fantastic.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: BlobVanDam on April 06, 2017, 12:06:47 PM
A little while ago we searched for nearby arcades, and all we found was a local bowling alley that also has arcade games, but it was all crap. We played a bit of Pac-Man, but the joystick was hard to play with, it wasn't quite like the original, and it cost $2 per life. Such a ripoff. The rest of the games were crappy racing games, random stuff like hoops, and mobile games. Why would I pay to play a free old mobile game at an arcade?
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: bosk1 on April 06, 2017, 12:13:09 PM
At the peak of my arcade gaming time as a kid, there was a pretty good arcade down the street that gave 5 tokens for a buck, and all games were 1 token.  I had a paper route at the time, too.  The way you got paid was, at the end of the month, you would go to each of your customers on your route and collect their $6.25.  You would then turn in your bill to the local district (which worked out to probably like $4.00 per customer) and keep the rest.  So basically, once I collected enough for my bill, whenever I would get that next $6.25, it was off to the arcade for 31 tokens!!!
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Chino on April 06, 2017, 12:33:27 PM
One of the things I find kind of funny when looking back at arcade culture is how today people won't use a game or an app because it isn't free. People refusing to buy Roller Coaster Tycoon (original & 2) on Android because $5.99 is too expensive. Hell, there were afternoons where I'd run $10 through the Simpsons game and think nothing of it.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: BlobVanDam on April 06, 2017, 12:37:40 PM
One of the things I find kind of funny when looking back at arcade culture is how today people won't use a game or an app because it isn't free. People refusing to buy Roller Coaster Tycoon (original & 2) on Android because $5.99 is too expensive. Hell, there were afternoons where'd I'd run $10 through the Simpsons game and think nothing of it.

App gamers are aids.

Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: jingle.boy on April 06, 2017, 12:38:34 PM
Tell me about it.  I can't begin to imagine how much money I deposited into Centipede, Street Fighter II, or Dragon's Lair.  I'll bet it was more than the $60 that console games cost nowadays too.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: kingshmegland on April 06, 2017, 12:50:16 PM
There was a time I could get to the 50the key level in Pacific Man.  A quarter would last 2 hours.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: hefdaddy42 on April 06, 2017, 12:53:00 PM
Centipede and Ms. Pac-Man were my jam.  I have no idea how many quarters I used on those.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: bosk1 on April 06, 2017, 12:55:31 PM
There was a time I could get to the 50the key level in Pacific Man.  A quarter would last 2 hours.

I have no idea what this means.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Zydar on April 06, 2017, 12:56:31 PM
 :lol

Holy swimwear, Pacific Man!
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: kingshmegland on April 06, 2017, 12:58:17 PM
50th key on the Pac Man game. You happy bro. :lol

Actually the 52 key was my best.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: El Barto on April 06, 2017, 01:05:29 PM
Sadly, there are many people out there wondering what the hell that machine is supposed to be.
I was gonna go with Missile Command, but the trackball is on the wrong side. Moreover, I think it had smaller, red buttons.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: hefdaddy42 on April 06, 2017, 01:06:31 PM
There was a time I could get to the 50the key level in Pacific Man.  A quarter would last 2 hours.

I have no idea what this means.
I've seen so many nonsensical typings from the king that I went right by this one and it didn't even register.

(http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i238/hefdaddy42/funny/hadadreamiwasking_zps7fc0c13a.jpg)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: kingshmegland on April 06, 2017, 01:55:13 PM
Amen.  If only I proofread.  If only.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: rumborak on April 06, 2017, 03:52:47 PM
I don't see what's bad about people balking at a $6 app. First of all, unlike the arcades, *you* are fronting the cost of the computing platform it runs on, as well as the power. And secondly, unlike in arcades where you dump a quarter​at most to see whether a game stinks or not, games on the app store often have a no return policy, which means you're stuck with what you bought.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Orbert on April 06, 2017, 05:00:51 PM
Sadly, there are many people out there wondering what the hell that machine is supposed to be.
I was gonna go with Missile Command, but the trackball is on the wrong side. Moreover, I think it had smaller, red buttons.

I was thinking that "kids these days" wouldn't even know what an arcade machine looks like, since they seem to play consoles and maybe PC games.  My son is a serious gamer, but never went to the arcade.  I don't even know if there is one in my town.

No guess on what the specific game in the picture originally was before shooping.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Kotowboy on April 06, 2017, 05:04:52 PM
Everyone musta seen arcade machines in films at least.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: rumborak on April 06, 2017, 07:35:39 PM
The Last Starfighter is an awesome movie. Just sayin.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: rumborak on April 06, 2017, 07:36:50 PM
*double post*
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: kingshmegland on April 06, 2017, 07:44:12 PM
The Last Starfighter is an awesome movie. Just sayin.

Oh hell yeah!
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: BlobVanDam on April 06, 2017, 10:26:45 PM
The Last Starfighter is an awesome movie. Just sayin.

And the car from the movie was also used in the 2015 future scene of Back to the Future 2. :blob:
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: rumborak on April 07, 2017, 09:57:27 AM
Whaaaaat. Now I have to look that up.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: BlobVanDam on April 07, 2017, 10:04:07 AM
Whaaaaat. Now I have to look that up.

(http://www.blobvandam.com/link/bttf_starfighter.jpg)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: rumborak on April 07, 2017, 10:19:37 AM
(http://www.jackincongruente.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/Fun-facts-back-to-the-future-part-II-Spinner-blade-runner.png)

And a spinner car from Blade Runner as well, wow.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: BlobVanDam on April 07, 2017, 10:33:01 AM
There are actually two in there; the one you linked, plus one a few spots in front of the Starfighter car. Most of those cars were either props from other movies, or concept cars on loan.

:blob: Sorry for the digression.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: hefdaddy42 on April 07, 2017, 11:32:31 AM
The Last Starfighter is an awesome movie. Just sayin.
Indeed.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Kotowboy on April 07, 2017, 06:14:05 PM
Some props from Star Trek were in The Last Starfighter or vice versa.

Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: T-ski on April 07, 2017, 07:16:13 PM
The Last Starfighter is awesome, and that's no joke.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Zydar on April 08, 2017, 06:00:55 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/LzJwLvR.jpg)


(http://i.imgur.com/4HGpMXi.jpg)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Prog Snob on April 08, 2017, 08:55:43 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/SYGwA97.gif)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Chino on April 11, 2017, 08:09:56 AM
(https://i.redditmedia.com/xuAaLzPacuG3C2aWRvW5zu9U303HzVa_Fx45PhJoUG4.jpg?w=768&s=e4d4b16e037d3a34876b4fe1917a408f)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: cramx3 on April 11, 2017, 08:32:15 AM
 :lol the united meme's are golden.  Even as a United frequent flyer (I actually hate them, but they have the routes I need for work), I find all of this highly amusing. 
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: gmillerdrake on April 11, 2017, 08:32:50 AM
The Last Starfighter is an awesome movie. Just sayin.

Oh hell yeah!

Yep. Love that movie.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Phoenix87x on April 11, 2017, 08:43:22 AM
Now I definitely don't agree with what they did to the guy, but If I was ever in that situation I would just do what ever they said, only because in this day and age the slightest little thing done on an airplane can get you tazed, punched, choked out or shot and for me, lesser of the evils is just trying to arrange another flight. The situation sucks though
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: cramx3 on April 11, 2017, 08:59:29 AM
I think the 800 credit and hotel offer might have gotten me off that plane.  I've never seen offers that good for changing a flight.  I personally feel the best resolution would be to just raise that offer until someone bit.  United fucked up by letting people board that plane knowing it was overbooked, that was the second fuck up after overbooking although it is common for planes to overbook (I dont agree with it, but I think the overbooking in and of itself was not the real issue).

While I think I would be calm and just get off, at the same time, that guy causing the scene may have earned him a nice lawsuit so maybe holding your ground isn't such a bad thing.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Chino on April 11, 2017, 09:05:10 AM
I think the 800 credit and hotel offer might have gotten me off that plane.  I've never seen offers that good for changing a flight.  I personally feel the best resolution would be to just raise that offer until someone bit.  United fucked up by letting people board that plane knowing it was overbooked, that was the second fuck up after overbooking although it is common for planes to overbook (I dont agree with it, but I think the overbooking in and of itself was not the real issue).

While I think I would be calm and just get off, at the same time, that guy causing the scene may have earned him a nice lawsuit so maybe holding your ground isn't such a bad thing.

From what I've read, it wasn't overbooked as in too many tickets sold. At the last minute, United decided to get 4 paying customers off the plane to fly 4 employees to the next city. Making a paying customer (a doctor on his way to see patients no less) leave so you can fly an employee seems like a really stupid move. Put the employees on a competing flight if you have to or offer more money. Delta paid a woman $11K to get off her flight a few months ago. Had United bumped that $800 up to $1200+, someone most likely would have bit. Now they're swimming in the shitty PR waters and lost more than that extra $400 within ten minutes of that video making its way onto the internet.

I don't think I would have gotten off. If I was on my way to the annual world finals in Vegas and you were going to force me to miss the first day because you couldn't manage your employees' schedules properly and had to give them my seat, I'd be absolutely livid.

The random selection thing seems kind of shitty to me too. What would have happened if they randomly selected a child, an elderly person, a decorated veteran, or a pregnant woman?
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: cramx3 on April 11, 2017, 09:11:47 AM
It's not truly random either.  I read it selects from a pool of the lowest level customer.  As in the people who bought the cheapest tickets and don't have status.  I joked with my gf yesterday that on our united flights for vacation this summer she is in jeopardy of forced removal, but I will be enjoying the vacation regardless  :lol

And I think everyone has a price point where they would sacrifice whatever their plans are.  Like if I was coming home from vacation, shit I'll take that 800 and get an extra night.  If I am on my way to vacation, well that offer needs to go up more to pay for the room I just lost a night on and the fact that I am getting a shorter vacation.  I agree, just keep raising the price, it's not even cash, just credit towards another flight so it really isn't costing as much as it seems.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Chino on April 11, 2017, 09:44:09 AM
Fair point. I actually did that a few years ago coming home from a trip in Florida. They offered a $500 voucher, hotel for the night, and a $30 giftcard to a restaurant of your choosing. I raised my hand right away. Called out of work the next day saying "boss, there's nothing I could do. I couldn't get off the ground".
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: cramx3 on April 11, 2017, 09:46:36 AM
 :rollin
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: MrBoom_shack-a-lack on April 11, 2017, 10:11:05 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/99dgkTs.gif)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Phoenix87x on April 11, 2017, 11:31:36 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/dlCKqHI.gif)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Chino on April 11, 2017, 11:35:15 AM
(https://i.redditmedia.com/6M_OSCK1wNWibyY_KL8wzKmfDxLb8IJfaPp5iAhE-94.jpg?w=752&s=f491469f957547eef00bf3b7d7737ec2)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Chino on April 11, 2017, 01:18:40 PM
(https://i.redditmedia.com/GuZcwgM8Y_96e6C5MmTRGzSVX291cv3bcCG0uanfeOQ.jpg?w=960&s=617ee8fb1d811ab6512f493baea07575)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: kingshmegland on April 11, 2017, 07:01:39 PM
(http://i583.photobucket.com/albums/ss272/kingshmegland/FB_IMG_1491958755614_zpshzejc72e.jpg) (http://s583.photobucket.com/user/kingshmegland/media/FB_IMG_1491958755614_zpshzejc72e.jpg.html)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: lonestar on April 11, 2017, 08:52:22 PM
I wish this one was real...
(http://www.cougarboard.com/upload/25d8519b2b4355a571618f067925d2b6.jpg)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Cyclopssss on April 12, 2017, 01:46:20 AM
Seriously, if that would have happened to me I would have sewed that airline and the motherfuckers who did that to me for all they owned.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Kotowboy on April 12, 2017, 01:54:39 AM
Sewed their ripped shirts for them ?

So kind.  :-* :-*
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Cyclopssss on April 12, 2017, 06:22:51 AM
I meant sue. Sew me. 
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Kotowboy on April 12, 2017, 10:12:33 AM
I meant sue. Sew me.

:rollin
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Chino on April 13, 2017, 09:44:59 AM
(https://i.redditmedia.com/dcD4lnAScG3LULYJTOXaSbIbOBv3x7OEAj6HXvkwXUw.jpg?w=583&s=b83cb4e3be5f4f1f4267faaf87c1a05c)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: BlobVanDam on April 13, 2017, 09:49:08 AM
And bunnies!
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Adami on April 13, 2017, 09:50:06 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yb2Ayh2oLWw
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Orbert on April 13, 2017, 11:59:43 AM
(http://imgur.com/4UkwWcR.jpg)

(http://imgur.com/S0CK7hh.jpg)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Sir GuitarCozmo on April 13, 2017, 01:24:15 PM
(http://sadmoment.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/If-Someone-Tells-a-Joke-a-White-Girl-Doesnt-Get-Offended.jpg)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: hefdaddy42 on April 13, 2017, 03:24:01 PM
:clap:
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Zydar on April 15, 2017, 02:01:27 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/h84D9pd.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/a74QmDE.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/Jojn5yo.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/EHgQO1z.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/JAbfGeu.png)

(http://i.imgur.com/84yDcvj.jpg)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: kingshmegland on April 15, 2017, 03:07:26 PM
Chad would love the last one. :lol
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: MrBoom_shack-a-lack on April 16, 2017, 06:33:33 AM
(https://i.redd.it/5oqortlcxrry.jpg)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Kotowboy on April 16, 2017, 10:46:16 AM
That's how Tom Cruise prefers to travel nowadays.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Phoenix87x on April 16, 2017, 11:06:19 AM
(https://i.chzbgr.com/full/5985786112/h8BB3AAB5/)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: rumborak on April 16, 2017, 04:31:45 PM
Mischief managed, clearly.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: bosk1 on April 17, 2017, 04:10:28 PM
"suppose to?"
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: bl5150 on April 18, 2017, 09:04:52 AM
Looking forward to my favourite Trump impersonator getting his own show - April 27th after The Daily Show

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p_NwuWR8dJs



Releasing his tax returns last week  https://youtu.be/VbIMFLH7hQc


The Trump vs Sanders debate he did during the campaign was awesome if you haven't seen it.  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YfXdmHseiFA


Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Orbert on April 19, 2017, 09:39:17 AM
Chicken coupe

(http://imgur.com/p1iGURx.jpg)

(If it had four doors, it would be a chicken sedan)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: bosk1 on April 19, 2017, 09:46:33 AM
Well, technically, it has no doors.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Orbert on April 19, 2017, 11:10:47 AM
I considered that, but sometimes you just have to go with it.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: kingshmegland on April 19, 2017, 01:53:46 PM
Well, technically, it has no doors.

Buzzkill.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: jingle.boy on April 19, 2017, 02:11:17 PM
(http://epicpix.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/MEDb4FI.jpg)

(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/2a/cd/b4/2acdb4d638407b8793210dceb85b37da.jpg)

(http://epicpix.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/Identity-crisis.jpg)

(http://epicpix.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/High-moral-standards.jpg)

(http://epicpix.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/I-kinda-need-one-of-these.jpg)

Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Nekov on April 20, 2017, 06:14:51 AM
 :rollin
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: BlobVanDam on April 20, 2017, 06:18:26 AM
I feel like if you can go to the trouble of wearing a bracelet like that, you can go to the trouble of browsing in incognito mode. :lol
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: kingshmegland on April 20, 2017, 06:30:58 AM
Those were fantastic Chad! :lol
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Prog Snob on April 20, 2017, 10:09:33 AM
I feel like if you can go to the trouble of wearing a bracelet like that, you can go to the trouble of browsing in incognito mode. :lol

Or just use DuckDuckGo.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: BlobVanDam on April 20, 2017, 10:15:54 AM
I feel like if you can go to the trouble of wearing a bracelet like that, you can go to the trouble of browsing in incognito mode. :lol

Or just use DuckDuckGo.

It's still going to show up in your browser history that you're looking for the best midget clown porn.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: cramx3 on April 20, 2017, 10:21:11 AM
I feel like if you can go to the trouble of wearing a bracelet like that, you can go to the trouble of browsing in incognito mode. :lol

Or just use DuckDuckGo.

It's still going to show up in your browser history that you're looking for the best midget clown porn.

If you are trying to hide from your GF or whatever, all good, but your ISP still has all that info and with our net laws the way they are, none of your searches are protected.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: BlobVanDam on April 20, 2017, 10:23:19 AM
I feel like if you can go to the trouble of wearing a bracelet like that, you can go to the trouble of browsing in incognito mode. :lol

Or just use DuckDuckGo.

It's still going to show up in your browser history that you're looking for the best midget clown porn.

If you are trying to hide from your GF or whatever, all good, but your ISP still has all that info and with our net laws the way they are, none of your searches are protected.

It's ok, I want them to know. I want them to have to see every dirty filthy midget video that I'm watching every night. Otherwise I'd just use a VPN.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: TioJorge on April 20, 2017, 10:52:28 AM
God. Damn. Right.

Whoever is foolish enough to spy on me will have their moralistic view obliterated, their eyeballs exploded and their sexual deviancy leveled up ten fold.

Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: cramx3 on April 20, 2017, 10:53:40 AM
God. Damn. Right.

Whoever is foolish enough to spy on me will have their moralistic view obliterated, their eyeballs exploded and their sexual deviancy leveled up ten fold.

To be fair, I think they are likely used to it  :lol
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: BlobVanDam on April 20, 2017, 10:57:56 AM
God. Damn. Right.

Whoever is foolish enough to spy on me will have their moralistic view obliterated, their eyeballs exploded and their sexual deviancy leveled up ten fold.



I feel that way just from reading your DTF posts, never mind what else you're doing on the internet.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: TioJorge on April 20, 2017, 11:09:43 AM
 :police: :heart
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Chino on April 20, 2017, 12:08:29 PM
Minnesota cops having some fun on this day.

(https://i.redditmedia.com/j9wjzzSL51F6thcwkZq5kZgCHQeKDfQupsnTOo_LCT4.jpg?w=605&s=1f799f18c8ef7e0edbc0de31ce03f75c)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: cramx3 on April 20, 2017, 12:13:49 PM
 :lol   some white castle though...
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Prog Snob on April 20, 2017, 12:35:29 PM
I feel like if you can go to the trouble of wearing a bracelet like that, you can go to the trouble of browsing in incognito mode. :lol

Or just use DuckDuckGo.

It's still going to show up in your browser history that you're looking for the best midget clown porn.

If you are trying to hide from your GF or whatever, all good, but your ISP still has all that info and with our net laws the way they are, none of your searches are protected.

It's ok, I want them to know. I want them to have to see every dirty filthy midget video that I'm watching every night. Otherwise I'd just use a VPN.

Still not safe.  ;)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: jingle.boy on April 20, 2017, 01:30:34 PM
God. Damn. Right.

Whoever is foolish enough to spy on me will have their moralistic view obliterated, their eyeballs exploded and their sexual deviancy leveled up ten fold.

Now that it's been established we all thought you to look like Sam Kinison or someone of that ilk, is it strange I finish reading every post of yours with the thoughts of

AAAAHHH, AAAAHHHH, AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: hefdaddy42 on April 20, 2017, 03:30:16 PM
SAY IT!  SAY IT!
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Adami on April 20, 2017, 03:33:13 PM
SAY IT!  SAY IT!

All right. I'll say it. Cause Truman was too much of a pussy wimp to let MacArthur go in there and blow out those Commie bastards!
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: hefdaddy42 on April 20, 2017, 03:37:31 PM
Good answer. Good answer. I like the way you think. I'm gonna be watching you.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: kingshmegland on April 20, 2017, 03:51:22 PM
I wasn't in a class room, hoping I was right, thinking about it. I was up to my knees in rice paddies, with guns that didn't work! Going in there, looking for Charlie, slugging it out with him; While PUSSIES like you were back here partying, putting headbands on, doing drugs, and listening to the GODDAMN BEATLE ALBUMS! OH! OH! OH!

Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Cool Chris on April 20, 2017, 05:00:16 PM
Are you peeing?
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: lonestar on April 20, 2017, 10:19:07 PM
(https://scontent.fsnc1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t31.0-8/s720x720/17917889_2194429710604387_6688563786717220170_o.jpg?oh=ac6a74baba1d15de9b2902db2173b021&oe=598BC443)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Cool Chris on April 20, 2017, 10:31:58 PM
I don't get it.

(http://i1295.photobucket.com/albums/b623/jesuschico586/Jefferson_zps5ickvl3z.png)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: MetalJunkie on April 20, 2017, 11:01:37 PM
Took me a second, but eye get it now.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Zydar on April 21, 2017, 03:46:41 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/DwFYa9Z.jpg)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Nekov on April 21, 2017, 06:16:27 AM
 :omg:
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: hefdaddy42 on April 21, 2017, 06:35:12 AM
(http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i238/hefdaddy42/funny/sloth_zpsmxjntq3c.gif)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: rumborak on April 21, 2017, 09:43:39 PM
Hey, you stole my gif from the Vlasto thread :lol
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: kingshmegland on April 21, 2017, 09:56:06 PM
 :lol
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Cool Chris on April 21, 2017, 10:33:40 PM
I still don't get the Whitaker pic. Please help!
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: T-ski on April 21, 2017, 10:41:03 PM
I still don't get the Whitaker pic. Please help!

it's all in the eyes.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Orbert on April 21, 2017, 10:57:44 PM
Cover the right side of the picture, including half of his face, divided right down the middle.  The time is 4:19.

Cover the left side of the picture.  The time is 4:20.  Look at his eye(s).  Consider the significance of 4:20.

(https://scontent.fsnc1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t31.0-8/s720x720/17917889_2194429710604387_6688563786717220170_o.jpg?oh=ac6a74baba1d15de9b2902db2173b021&oe=598BC443)

If "4:20" means nothing to you, then you will not get the joke.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Sir GuitarCozmo on April 22, 2017, 06:46:25 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/kYoACTY.jpg)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Nekov on April 24, 2017, 06:46:28 AM
 :rollin
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: hefdaddy42 on April 24, 2017, 08:43:04 AM
Hey, you stole my gif from the Vlasto thread :lol
lol, I couldn't remember where I had gotten it from.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Chino on April 28, 2017, 07:51:51 AM
Not sure why I found this so funny.

(https://i.redditmedia.com/CQn8jLVpHITXVeFZh_uC2WyfRE-ARyIsmVCcuQglXi0.jpg?w=700&s=b0ff957560baf6fac51cd6f222498d17)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Phoenix87x on April 28, 2017, 08:06:43 AM
Also in the category of I'm not sure why I find this funny, but do:




(http://i1.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/facebook/000/000/935/rainbow-puke-cover.jpg)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Podaar on April 28, 2017, 08:10:53 AM
 :rollin
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: cramx3 on April 28, 2017, 10:10:54 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/kYoACTY.jpg)

 :rollin

Also, that 4:20 above it really stumped one of my friends  :lol
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: MrBoom_shack-a-lack on April 28, 2017, 02:01:52 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CcC-RPq388g

The timing of the SW theme is so hilarious
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Orbert on May 05, 2017, 04:57:15 PM
(http://imgur.com/s8ylNhY.jpg)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: bosk1 on May 05, 2017, 05:01:34 PM
:lol  Nice lighthearted laugh for a Friday afternoon.  And not to overanalyze humor, but it has a really nice logical build to it.  The first two are "okay, not bad for Internet humor; just enough to crack a smile."  Then the third one gets a legitimate laugh, and it keep up and slightly ramps up that pace until you get to the last one, which is more of a "WTFLOL."  Nicely done, knife humor man.  Nicely done.  :clap:
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Orbert on May 05, 2017, 05:30:31 PM
:lol Exactly!  I love the way it starts rather sedately, then by the end you're using a cutlass to spread mayo on a sandwich and it's not even the most ridiculous thing you've read.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: El Barto on May 05, 2017, 07:09:20 PM
Vegan Black Metal Chef uses some awesome knives for his cooking. They're not sharp and his skills are weak, but they sure look metal AF.
https://youtu.be/CeZlih4DDNg?list=PLnUAzdHX-dGibZtyQyRSRF0o4mAA91Ejl&t=84

He also uses a mace to make his guacamole.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: JayOctavarium on May 05, 2017, 10:49:34 PM
Cant watch video because I am at work, but from what I've been told, that dude is fucking awesome. My buddy (who is a vegan...) has chilled with him a couple times.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: ? on May 06, 2017, 01:37:26 PM
(https://i.redditmedia.com/sgnbr2t1v78rpCIE2ftCui3R1VyB8I2pBh2qkKhmsqE.jpg?w=320&s=60fa58ee75559ea6f9cb9e6a64fd1ef4)

(http://www.dravenstales.ch/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/hetfild-hetmountain-hetbeach.jpg)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Devin Townsend on May 06, 2017, 03:52:10 PM
^^

 :rollin :rollin
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Kotowboy on May 06, 2017, 05:09:49 PM
 :natalieportman: Moo ?


Anyway I laughed at the Flanders one.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Phoenix87x on May 07, 2017, 04:12:29 PM
(http://i.makeagif.com/media/4-02-2016/1aXdSx.gif)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Prog Snob on May 07, 2017, 08:22:10 PM
(https://media.giphy.com/media/NlkETt305krUk/giphy.gif)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Kotowboy on May 08, 2017, 03:31:41 PM
Every time someone posts a GIF I lose some IQ points....














...I'm nearly down to triple figures. :hat
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Prog Snob on May 08, 2017, 03:55:49 PM
(https://media.tenor.co/images/f894b2a65d12e207fc0be1db8cc6fadd/raw)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Chino on May 11, 2017, 11:06:33 AM
(https://i.redditmedia.com/KSG7d24PGmiLEqBlBpU9mFxDC0lnbugfywlAL0UK6WQ.jpg?w=978&s=8a23edb137521a382794f97a5daeb7ef)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: BlobVanDam on May 11, 2017, 11:20:51 AM
That's what you get for cutting corners. :neverusethis:

And being a nerd, I had to double check their calculation. :lol It checks out, luckily.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: El Barto on May 11, 2017, 12:05:41 PM
I'd have cut it twice into four small pieces and carried them 2 at a time, thus delivering all of the material in a still stackable form.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Chino on May 11, 2017, 12:20:18 PM
I would have quit and gone home. Why would I want to work for a company that requires me to push stuff while wearing a suit out in the desert?
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Kotowboy on May 11, 2017, 02:17:17 PM
Sisyphus didn't get a choice.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Orbert on May 11, 2017, 02:19:41 PM
I don't know.  How well do they pay?
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Adami on May 11, 2017, 04:02:58 PM
(https://i.redditmedia.com/KSG7d24PGmiLEqBlBpU9mFxDC0lnbugfywlAL0UK6WQ.jpg?w=978&s=8a23edb137521a382794f97a5daeb7ef)

Did Stadler write that?
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: El Barto on May 11, 2017, 04:49:19 PM
It certainly does sound like him, doesn't it. But I think if it actually were we'd have seen 30 posts by now blasting him for being a shill for the cubes. "Why do you hate spheres so much!?!"
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: ReaperKK on May 12, 2017, 05:14:33 AM
(https://i.redditmedia.com/KSG7d24PGmiLEqBlBpU9mFxDC0lnbugfywlAL0UK6WQ.jpg?w=978&s=8a23edb137521a382794f97a5daeb7ef)

Did Stadler write that?

:lol reminds me of all the demotivational posters I saw years ago.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Phoenix87x on May 13, 2017, 07:57:00 AM
(http://www.dailyfailcentral.com/sites/default/files/fail/a2Ybqpd_700b_v1.jpg)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Zydar on May 13, 2017, 09:30:23 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/SqrRhoM.gif)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: home on May 13, 2017, 09:38:28 AM
(https://i.redditmedia.com/KSG7d24PGmiLEqBlBpU9mFxDC0lnbugfywlAL0UK6WQ.jpg?w=978&s=8a23edb137521a382794f97a5daeb7ef)


A ball does roll faster than a cylinder because of the smaller surface area touching the ground leading to less friction right?  :justjen
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Orbert on May 13, 2017, 01:30:50 PM
Makes sense to me, but I only got like B's and C's in Physics.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: TioJorge on May 13, 2017, 11:09:17 PM
If I had a job like that, I'd take that knife, use it to carve out more knives with my brethren slaves, and usurp the powers that be, taking them by vicious force and start a revolution against the atrocities of the square-pusher cult.

Those guys are pussies. Fuck that poster.

Fight the power. :millahhhh
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Randaran on May 14, 2017, 11:09:01 AM
A ball does roll faster than a cylinder because of the smaller surface area touching the ground leading to less friction right?  :justjen

Surface area has no effect on friction, though the ball would be easier to push due to its lower mass.

If I had a job like that, I'd take that knife, use it to carve out more knives with my brethren slaves, and usurp the powers that be, taking them by vicious force and start a revolution against the atrocities of the square-pusher cult.

Those guys are pussies. Fuck that poster.

Fight the power. :millahhhh

 :tup
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: jingle.boy on May 14, 2017, 02:39:13 PM
(http://epicpix.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/Got-a-point.jpg)

(http://epicpix.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/Puns-about-communism.jpg)

(http://epicpix.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/bonus_butts_4296.jpg)

(http://epicpix.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/bonus_butts_4299.jpg)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Prog Snob on May 15, 2017, 05:29:39 AM
That communism one is :lol
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: aurorablind on May 15, 2017, 06:26:08 AM
This has probably been posted before, but I laughed my ass of. Best Bad Lip Reading ever!  :lol And such a cool song as well!  ;D
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U9t-slLl30E (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U9t-slLl30E)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Zydar on May 15, 2017, 06:27:28 AM
This has probably been posted before, but I laughed my ass of. Best Bad Lip Reading ever!  :lol And such a cool song as well!  ;D
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U9t-slLl30E (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U9t-slLl30E)


Yeah, this is among my favourite things on the internet. Just pure win :lol
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: jingle.boy on May 15, 2017, 06:53:26 AM
 :rollin :rollin

Don't fall asleep!
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Sir GuitarCozmo on May 16, 2017, 08:28:47 PM
(https://s15.postimg.org/ab9ig161n/o5_Li_P2_Q.png)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Zydar on May 17, 2017, 12:16:38 AM
:clap:
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Prog Snob on May 17, 2017, 05:33:04 AM
I'm willing to believe you actually created that on your own.

 :lol
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Sir GuitarCozmo on May 17, 2017, 06:22:10 AM
Amazingly, no.  :lol
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Prog Snob on May 17, 2017, 06:44:57 AM
Okay, I meant to say that I did. :lol   ;)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Orbert on May 17, 2017, 09:22:28 AM
(https://s15.postimg.org/ab9ig161n/o5_Li_P2_Q.png)

Fucking brilliant!  :clap:
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: cramx3 on May 17, 2017, 09:55:52 AM
Working in an advertising company, I had to share that with my coworkers  :rollin
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: PB1 on May 17, 2017, 10:42:24 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/s1Yzlhg.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/JQu2Ybh.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/MAeSVVP.png)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: kingshmegland on May 21, 2017, 03:23:18 PM
(http://i583.photobucket.com/albums/ss272/kingshmegland/IMG_20170521_151623_zpsnkykyzs8.jpg) (http://s583.photobucket.com/user/kingshmegland/media/IMG_20170521_151623_zpsnkykyzs8.jpg.html)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Phoenix87x on May 21, 2017, 04:45:51 PM
Gotta love those lonely cat ladies.  Well, while we are on store sign humor:


(http://www.snopes.com/photos/signs/graphics/express.jpg)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: kingshmegland on May 21, 2017, 06:15:32 PM
Hey Ma!  We can go through this isle if we do Jazz Hands!!!
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Nekov on May 22, 2017, 07:02:10 AM
 :lol
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: jingle.boy on May 22, 2017, 08:59:38 AM
(http://epicpix.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/Fascinating-timelapse.jpg)
(http://epicpix.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/funny_pictures_10.jpg)
(http://epicpix.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/three-sons.jpg)
(http://epicpix.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/ff_4313.jpg)
(http://epicpix.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/ff_4311.jpg)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Orbert on May 22, 2017, 10:51:50 AM
(http://imgur.com/SNHSLIb.jpg)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Prog Snob on May 22, 2017, 12:58:41 PM
 :\

 :lol
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: gmillerdrake on May 23, 2017, 09:49:10 AM
(http://i791.photobucket.com/albums/yy197/gmillerdrake/0BB643C5-E830-44D7-84B3-65F3EE8D878E.jpg) (http://s791.photobucket.com/user/gmillerdrake/media/0BB643C5-E830-44D7-84B3-65F3EE8D878E.jpg.html)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Phoenix87x on May 23, 2017, 10:43:34 AM
(http://dunongkalye.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/p5.jpeg)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: RuRoRul on May 23, 2017, 11:17:13 AM
(http://i791.photobucket.com/albums/yy197/gmillerdrake/0BB643C5-E830-44D7-84B3-65F3EE8D878E.jpg) (http://s791.photobucket.com/user/gmillerdrake/media/0BB643C5-E830-44D7-84B3-65F3EE8D878E.jpg.html)
:rollin
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Kotowboy on May 23, 2017, 12:33:07 PM
I've always heard about the American DMV.

Is it really that bad ?

What is it for ? Just road taxing and insuring your car ?

Can't you do that online now ?
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: cramx3 on May 23, 2017, 12:36:20 PM
I've always heard about the American DMV.

Is it really that bad ?

What is it for ? Just road taxing and insuring your car ?

Can't you do that online now ?

There's one DMV near me that is crazy packed always and that meme fits perfectly.  THen there is another one near me that is always empty.  So unless you are taking your drivers test and need the track, there's no reason to go to the busy one.  You'll need to go for your driver's license and probably to deal with other issues, but what you list can be done online.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: kingshmegland on May 23, 2017, 12:37:09 PM
(http://dunongkalye.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/p5.jpeg)

Yup
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Orbert on May 23, 2017, 12:45:37 PM
I've always heard about the American DMV.

Is it really that bad ?

What is it for ? Just road taxing and insuring your car ?

Can't you do that online now ?

In most places I've seen, it really is that bad, but I suppose it can vary from state to state, because it's tied to the state government.  In Michigan back in the 80's, if you had to go there for any reason, you just cleared the whole day.  You might be out of there in a few hours, but you could also be there four or five hours, or more. 

In Maryland in the 90's, it was a bit better.  You could usually do what you needed to do in an afternoon, but if you could do that, you might as well go there first thing in the morning, because it's all first-come, first-served.  You get there after lunch, there can be a few hours' worth of people in line already.  (My problem was getting my ass out of bed early and going down and dealing with that shit.)

I'm in Illinois now, and most of the time I'm in and out in an hour, tops.  But you're right; a lot of it can be done online now, which I'm sure cuts down on the number of people they have to deal with.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Kotowboy on May 23, 2017, 12:58:08 PM
I don't think we have an equivalent in the UK since everyone just does it online.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: mikeyd23 on May 23, 2017, 01:13:35 PM
Eh, it all depends on where you are. I had to go to the DMV a couple weeks ago for a license renewal and I was in and out in 5 minutes.

I don't think we have an equivalent in the UK since everyone just does it online.

Most things you can do online here as well. You have to go in if you are taking your drivers test or if you are renewing your license (because they take your picture). Those are the only reasons I've ever been to a DMV.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: bosk1 on May 23, 2017, 01:56:53 PM
Yeah, exactly.  It isn't just insuring.  It is drivers' licenses.  It is registration of your vehicle.  It is a lot of things tied to those.  As mentioned above, each state has their own separate state DVM, so policies and processes can vary greatly.  A lot of things can be done online now, and even for those that can't, the processes are generally much more streamlined nowadays.  But the bureaucracy and slowness of the typical DMV is such a commonly-known stereotype that everyone knows what you are talking about when you mention those stereotypes, even if the local DMV nowadays is much better.  Did you not see Zootopia, Kowtow?  The DMV being run by sloths is funny PRECISELY because it is so grounded in how they used to (and in some cases still do) function.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Sir GuitarCozmo on May 23, 2017, 01:58:53 PM
if you are renewing your license (because they take your picture)

This is the only reason I'd have to go to the DMV.  You still have to go there for your license pic.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: El Barto on May 23, 2017, 01:59:25 PM
In Texas they'll reuse your picture once or twice, so you only have to go in there every 8 or so years. There's also the eye test and bullshit fingerprinting when it does come time to renew in full. In DFW it just depends on which branch you go to. The nicer neighborhoods can usually move you along pretty quickly. The poorer parts of town will be a particularly bad all day affair. Personally, I just drive about 40 miles out of town and hit a location in the Styx. I'd rather spend an hour in my car listening to music than an hour sitting in a branch office with the common rabble.

Also, down here registration and licensing are handled in separate locations. One is the tax office and the other is the DPS. The tax office can be just as bad if you go to the wrong one. I that case you can usually just do it online, but there are reasons why you might have to do it in person.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: bosk1 on May 23, 2017, 02:03:40 PM
In Texas they'll reuse your picture once or twice, so you only have to go in there every 8 or so years. There's also the eye test and bullshit fingerprinting when it does come time to renew in full. In DFW it just depends on which branch you go to. The nicer neighborhoods can usually move you along pretty quickly. The poorer parts of town will be a particularly bad all day affair.

Yeah, fairly similar to California.  But I think that even in most of our "bad" offices out here, it's still not nearly as bad as it used to be, and not really an all-day affair most anywhere.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: PB1 on May 23, 2017, 02:05:07 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/SD7sSFL.gif)

dolan trump get's pwnd by his wife!!!  :rollin :rollin :rollin

(i dont care about your politics, this pic is funny regrdless of who you support)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Orbert on May 23, 2017, 02:52:41 PM
I'm still trying to figure out what's going on there.  He reaches to hold her hand, but she moves hers away, so he cops a quick feel instead?
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Lynxo on May 24, 2017, 01:07:09 AM
I'm still trying to figure out what's going on there.  He reaches to hold her hand, but she moves hers away, so he cops a quick feel instead?
Exactly what I was thinking. :lol What is he even doing after being rejected?
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Cyclopssss on May 24, 2017, 03:23:29 AM
it's punnishment. Bet she got a contusion on her butt right then.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Kotowboy on May 24, 2017, 03:25:27 AM
dolan trump

muriica plz

:p
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: ReaperKK on May 24, 2017, 04:56:31 AM
I've always heard about the American DMV.

Is it really that bad ?

What is it for ? Just road taxing and insuring your car ?

Can't you do that online now ?

Different states vary in what you can and cannot do online. In Florida you could do almost everything online, registration, tag and title, renew drivers license.

There are instances that you need to go to the DMV though, to show proof of insurance for one.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Kotowboy on May 24, 2017, 05:31:29 AM
In the UK you can either do it all online or you go to the post office and just pick up whatever forms you need and post them.


I know it's 2017 now but when I got my old bike on the road - it took me literally 30 minutes or less to go online - pay my insurance and road tax and I could literally drive immediately.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: rumborak on May 24, 2017, 09:12:44 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/SD7sSFL.gif)

dolan trump get's pwnd by his wife!!!  :rollin :rollin :rollin

(i dont care about your politics, this pic is funny regrdless of who you support)

That's the second one, the first one happened a few days before:

(https://media4.giphy.com/media/3o7btUQsATH7RakJvG/giphy.gif)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Orbert on May 24, 2017, 11:50:02 AM
So a pattern emerges!

In the second one, it could be accidental, like he went to hold her hand as they go down the steps, but at the same moment, she went to brush the hair out of her face (so he copped the quick grope instead).  But this first one is a clear blow-off.

I'd almost feel sorry for the guy, except that he's a world-class asshole, so no.  Sure, he's POTUS, but he's way out of his league, and so is she (and she knows it).
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Phoenix87x on May 24, 2017, 12:09:26 PM
Notice how the hand goes BACK and to the left. Back and to the left. I smell a conspiracy   ;)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: PB1 on May 24, 2017, 12:46:12 PM
Melania CLEARLY hates her husband and doesn't even attempt to fake it anymore. this is not what she signed up for. she wants to be a socialite that parties in NYC. the last thing in the world she wants to do is meet world leaders in the middle east. LMFAO
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: gmillerdrake on May 24, 2017, 01:02:04 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/SD7sSFL.gif)

dolan trump get's pwnd by his wife!!!  :rollin :rollin :rollin

I don't think this one is anything other than her clearing the hair that blew into her eyes. The other one on the runway is different....this one....if you look at it...her hair blows into her eyes, her right hand is on the hand rail so she reaches up and brushes her hair away with the left.

the only reason this instance 'appears' to be a pwnd instance is because it happened a day or two after the runway incident so everyone is looking for something now.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: chknptpie on May 24, 2017, 01:07:15 PM
Notice how the hand goes BACK and to the left. Back and to the left. I smell a conspiracy   ;)
(http://thenewsdoctors.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/smoking-gun.jpg)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: bosk1 on May 24, 2017, 02:37:53 PM
What does Operation: Mindcrime have to do with anything?
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Kotowboy on May 24, 2017, 02:57:52 PM
What does Operation: Mindcrime have to do with anything?

I don't know Bosk1 - what does Operation: Mindcrime have to do with anything ? :neverusethis:

A : To get to the other side !
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Stadler on May 24, 2017, 03:00:28 PM
I've done that first move with my wife 100 times if I've done it once.   At an amusement park.  In the mall.  I walk faster than she does, so I reach back to grab her hand and she swats it away with a "don't wait for me".   Of course, it's Trump, and we hate him so that can't POSSIBLY be it.    As for the second one, it's either "Grab my husband's hand and have the haters just go back to the first video" or "not take a digger down the flight of 40+ steps because hair was in my eyes, and let the haters hate".   I'm sure ALL the Trump haters here would take the digger in order to keep up appearances. 

Of COURSE she hates him. Why wouldn't she?  They only have a kid together, she has more money than God, and she's the most powerful woman in the free world.   Makes perfect sense.  :) 
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: PB1 on May 24, 2017, 03:50:05 PM
I've done that first move with my wife 100 times if I've done it once.   At an amusement park.  In the mall.  I walk faster than she does, so I reach back to grab her hand and she swats it away with a "don't wait for me".   Of course, it's Trump, and we hate him so that can't POSSIBLY be it.    As for the second one, it's either "Grab my husband's hand and have the haters just go back to the first video" or "not take a digger down the flight of 40+ steps because hair was in my eyes, and let the haters hate".   I'm sure ALL the Trump haters here would take the digger in order to keep up appearances. 

Of COURSE she hates him. Why wouldn't she?  They only have a kid together, she has more money than God, and she's the most powerful woman in the free world.   Makes perfect sense.  :)

The lols are coming from inside the thread
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Sir GuitarCozmo on May 24, 2017, 05:51:15 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/k3Lo2Hs.png)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: El Barto on May 24, 2017, 08:42:01 PM
I've done that first move with my wife 100 times if I've done it once.   At an amusement park.  In the mall.  I walk faster than she does, so I reach back to grab her hand and she swats it away with a "don't wait for me".   Of course, it's Trump, and we hate him so that can't POSSIBLY be it.    As for the second one, it's either "Grab my husband's hand and have the haters just go back to the first video" or "not take a digger down the flight of 40+ steps because hair was in my eyes, and let the haters hate".   I'm sure ALL the Trump haters here would take the digger in order to keep up appearances. 

Of COURSE she hates him. Why wouldn't she?  They only have a kid together, she has more money than God, and she's the most powerful woman in the free world.   Makes perfect sense.  :)
The totality of it all suggests she really does hate him, but these two gifs don't amount to anything. They were both incidental.

This one, on the other hand, isn't so innocuous. She reacts like he called her a whore or something. She looks wounded by whatever he said.
(https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--b3kDOrbh--/c_scale,fl_progressive,q_80,w_800/zpq2y3vrh3hkv3hskebk.gif)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: PB1 on May 24, 2017, 09:02:35 PM
Stadler must have some alarm that goes off whenever someone even slightly criticizes anything about donal trump lmao.

"What's that!?!?? Someone made a mildly amusing post about the president!! I will not stand for this!!!"

*furiously types four paragraph post that nobody will read*


"Heh, I sure showed them!" :hat
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: ReaperKK on May 24, 2017, 09:06:38 PM
That's one of my favorite.

He probably wasn't even turning around to look at Melania, but instead check out ivanka.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: PB1 on May 24, 2017, 09:09:53 PM
That's one of my favorite.

He probably wasn't even turning around to look at Melania, but instead check out ivanka.

 :rollin :rollin

Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Stadler on May 25, 2017, 06:55:23 AM
Stadler must have some alarm that goes off whenever someone even slightly criticizes anything about donal trump lmao.

"What's that!?!?? Someone made a mildly amusing post about the president!! I will not stand for this!!!"

*furiously types four paragraph post that nobody will read*


"Heh, I sure showed them!" :hat

Wow dude.   You're hilarious. 

See, here's a trick: great humor has a grain of truth to it, so you're out before the joke hits the floor.  I honestly couldn't care less about Trump, and consider him a douchebag.   Didn't vote for him in November, wouldn't vote for him now, and disagree with probably 90% of his policies, and 95% of his cabinet.    What I don't like is the "intolerance of intolerance" bullshit.  They'll rag on Trump for being a heartless careless asshole... then proceed to be heartless careless assholes as they rip apart parts of his life that they have no business being in, like his marriage.    If Melania really IS in this against her will, then she CLEARLY doesn't want dimestore comedians like you dissecting every little move she makes.   

It's just common courtesy and respect for another human being, really.     
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: kingshmegland on May 25, 2017, 07:03:51 AM
Stop being so mature Stadler.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Stadler on May 25, 2017, 07:30:20 AM
Stop being so mature Stadler.

Up your nose with a rubber hose.  :)   
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: cramx3 on May 25, 2017, 08:12:14 AM
That's one of my favorite.

He probably wasn't even turning around to look at Melania, but instead check out ivanka.

I never thought of this, but it actually looks possible maybe even likely  :lol
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: PB1 on May 25, 2017, 09:11:58 AM
Stadler must have some alarm that goes off whenever someone even slightly criticizes anything about donal trump lmao.

"What's that!?!?? Someone made a mildly amusing post about the president!! I will not stand for this!!!"

*furiously types four paragraph post that nobody will read*


"Heh, I sure showed them!" :hat

Wow dude.   You're hilarious. 

See, here's a trick: great humor has a grain of truth to it, so you're out before the joke hits the floor.  I honestly couldn't care less about Trump, and consider him a douchebag.   Didn't vote for him in November, wouldn't vote for him now, and disagree with probably 90% of his policies, and 95% of his cabinet.    What I don't like is the "intolerance of intolerance" bullshit.  They'll rag on Trump for being a heartless careless asshole... then proceed to he heartless careless assholes as they rip apart parts of his life that they have no business being in, like his marriage.    If Melania really IS in this against her will, then she CLEARLY doesn't want dimestore comedians like you dissecting every little move she makes.   

It's just common courtesy and respect for another human being, really.     

wow... you really can't help it. For some strange reason, you feel like it's your duty to be the most pathetic white knight possible. I've seen your posts in the political humor and trump tweets P/R threads, and they are truly embarrassing. "uhh.... is there a joke here?"  :facepalm:

Stop hijacking threads. This is the post funny stuff thread. If you don't think something is funny, just move on with your life instead of writing a post that nobody will bother to read. We do not care.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u8qgehH3kEQ
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: cramx3 on May 25, 2017, 09:25:03 AM
Clearly at least one person reads them and cares  :rollin
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Stadler on May 25, 2017, 09:42:01 AM
I've always heard about the American DMV.

Is it really that bad ?

What is it for ? Just road taxing and insuring your car ?

Can't you do that online now ?

There's one DMV near me that is crazy packed always and that meme fits perfectly.  THen there is another one near me that is always empty.  So unless you are taking your drivers test and need the track, there's no reason to go to the busy one.  You'll need to go for your driver's license and probably to deal with other issues, but what you list can be done online.

I bought a truck recently and went to register it; I was at the DMV for four hours, thirty minutes, for a transaction that took me all of 12 minutes to complete. 
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: mikeyd23 on May 25, 2017, 09:45:57 AM
I bought a truck recently and went to register it; I was at the DMV for four hours, thirty minutes, for a transaction that took me all of 12 minutes to complete.

You can't do registration transactions online and/or by mail in CT?
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: cramx3 on May 25, 2017, 09:48:30 AM
Yea, registration is one thing I can do online in NJ.  I can only think of renewing my license as a reason for me to go to one.  Also in NJ the DMV does inspections for free but only certain DMVs so there is always a chance for a huge wait there, but my experiences personally haven't been that bad either.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: bosk1 on May 25, 2017, 09:51:00 AM
PB1, stop baiting other people.  If you think a post crosses the line, you can report it.  Beyond that, if a post bothers you, you can either respond on topic or ignore it.  But baiting other people and trolling, which we have seen FAR too much of for someone with only 45 posts, needs to stop.  This is your warning.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Stadler on May 25, 2017, 09:52:53 AM
I bought a truck recently and went to register it; I was at the DMV for four hours, thirty minutes, for a transaction that took me all of 12 minutes to complete.

You can't do registration transactions online and/or by mail in CT?

Not new ones; only renewals.   
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: mikeyd23 on May 25, 2017, 09:55:29 AM
Yea, registration is one thing I can do online in NJ.  I can only think of renewing my license as a reason for me to go to one.  Also in NJ the DMV does inspections for free but only certain DMVs so there is always a chance for a huge wait there, but my experiences personally haven't been that bad either.

Yup, every couple times my license is up for renewal I get the photo card in the mail and have to actually go to the DMV for a new pic. Literally since I took my drivers test when I was 16, that's the only thing I've gone to the DMV for. Everything else can be done online and/or by mail.

Not new ones; only renewals.   

Ah, gotcha. That's a legit wait time for a simple registration.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Kotowboy on May 25, 2017, 11:47:43 AM
TRUMPS WIG AMIRITE :neverusethis:

If Shatner really does wear a toupee or if he's had implants - it looks way more natural than whatever Trump is using.


I've read that Shats was never really "bald" but his thin hair showed up really badly under studio lighting so he always had "help".

Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Orbert on May 25, 2017, 11:51:06 AM
To be honest, Trump's hair, despite its clearly untamed nature, is one of the few things I admire about the guy.  He wears it that way, he doesn't give a fuck.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Kotowboy on May 25, 2017, 11:52:37 AM
To be honest, Trump's hair, despite its clearly untamed nature, is one of the few things I admire about the guy.  He wears it that way, he doesn't give a fuck.

I genuinely think that he thinks it looks real. I think he thinks he's fooling people.

I think he's that dumb.




(http://staging.snopes.com/app/uploads/2016/07/trumpwig.jpg)


This is how he is supposed to look :P
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Orbert on May 25, 2017, 11:53:21 AM
That too is quite possible.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: cramx3 on May 25, 2017, 11:54:30 AM
 :lol that picture does look pretty legit
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Kotowboy on May 25, 2017, 11:56:59 AM
Apparently being President is terribly ageing so he will look like that soon.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Kwyjibo on May 25, 2017, 01:12:21 PM
I work in a company with 800 people. One of them is wearing a toupee and 799 people know that it is a toupee because it is totally obvious. But he still believes that no one knows it because it "looks completely natural". I just think that people with toupees are that way and maybe Teump falls into the same category.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: cramx3 on May 25, 2017, 01:25:54 PM
Haven't people pulled on it though and shown that it's real?  Because of that I always thought it was actually real hair, but assumed he had some procedure for it.  It certainly doesn't look natural.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Stadler on May 25, 2017, 02:56:18 PM
From what I understand, his hair is real.

That picture makes Trump look like Michael Keaton.

Fun fact:  I dye my hair in the back, because my natural color - brown on top, gray along the sides, but extending back, makes me LOOK like I have a toupee.  I get a sharp line across the back (think of someone who's gone bald on the top and just has hair on the sides; that's grey for me, and the brown on top looks like a badly matched wig).   
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Kotowboy on May 25, 2017, 03:00:38 PM
Theres no way Trumps hair is real. It blows up like a flap in the wind.

A combover held in place maybe ? The whole middle part literally looks like it's a seperate piece that glued on top of his head.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: cramx3 on May 25, 2017, 03:02:03 PM
Theres no way Trumps hair is real. It blows up like a flap in the wind.

My hair does that as well and it is real, for now at least.  My hair is light, so the wind just blows it all over very easily.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Kotowboy on May 25, 2017, 03:07:18 PM
Yes but from the bottom upwards - not from the top of the head upwards and sideways :P

If it is real it's long hair down the back brushed forward and stuck in place.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: BlobVanDam on May 25, 2017, 10:45:45 PM
I assume his hair is real, some kind of epicly bad comb-over of what hair he has left. I'm sure if a billionaire was to get a toupee, it would actually look half real. If his hair is fake, there's no excuse for it looking that bad.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: floydian1975 on May 26, 2017, 06:09:31 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/3Bmek7o.jpg)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Prog Snob on May 26, 2017, 06:25:43 AM
 :rollin
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Stadler on May 26, 2017, 06:38:01 AM
It took me a good three, four minutes to get that, but I'm glad I stuck it out.  That is CLASSIC.   :)   
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: kingshmegland on May 26, 2017, 07:48:25 AM
I like the same pick with the left eye at 4:19pm and the right eye at 4:20pm. :lol
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: ? on May 28, 2017, 08:06:32 AM
(https://scontent-fra3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/18620481_1474217659319755_529624455529176080_n.jpg?oh=868da0563cd983f1b84c3332d75dd330&oe=59A12A94)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Tomislav95 on May 28, 2017, 08:35:25 AM
Just looking at that picture I feel so calm :smiley:
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: kingshmegland on May 28, 2017, 08:45:40 AM
My cousin and I used to go up to the 2rd floor of our local library and listen to music and Monty Python albums.  I loved just being away from real life eith my earphones on.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Tomislav95 on May 29, 2017, 04:36:11 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/B6z9kSp.jpg)
Genius :lol
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: El Barto on May 30, 2017, 09:37:19 AM
(https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13177355_10205146417773756_6982149668552447920_n.jpg?oh=02512dbc417ef73b061b923a62da31ed&oe=59E5105D)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: BlobVanDam on May 30, 2017, 09:42:11 AM
I don't know what's supposed to be funny about that, besides maybe the typo.

Ok, I get it now after looking at a map. :lol Sorry, not from the US here.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: El Barto on May 30, 2017, 09:50:07 AM
I don't know what's supposed to be funny about that, besides maybe the typo.

Ok, I get it now after looking at a map. :lol Sorry, not from the US here.
Sorry, the fact that half the forum wouldn't have better US geography skills than the El Paso Intelligence Bureau went right by me.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: BlobVanDam on May 30, 2017, 09:53:19 AM
To be fair, I especially suck at geography, unless I'm pinpointing the country of origin of Asian chicks.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: bosk1 on May 30, 2017, 10:26:18 AM
Well, to be fair, I'm pretty good at geography, and from the western U.S., and it still didn't register on me immediately either.  Failing to immediately distinguish between Colorado and Wyoming at first glance isn't really much of a stretch.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: kingshmegland on May 30, 2017, 10:30:05 AM
After reading this you reach for the El Paso Con Queso dip because you have the munchies.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Phoenix87x on May 30, 2017, 10:34:35 AM
When I found out bread makes you fat, I had the same reaction


(https://media4.giphy.com/media/DbuwoWpHqN5F6/200.webp#0-grid1)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Stadler on May 30, 2017, 10:35:42 AM
Call me weird, but the real funny wasn't even the wrong state, it was the fact that COLORADO doesn't, apparently, have Colorado marijuana. 
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: El Barto on May 30, 2017, 11:08:31 AM
Call me weird, but the real funny wasn't even the wrong state, it was the fact that COLORADO doesn't, apparently, have Colorado marijuana.
Yeah, that's the first thing I noticed.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Kotowboy on May 30, 2017, 11:24:49 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/B6z9kSp.jpg)
Genius :lol

Another one where the extra top caption isn't needed.

It's like when people post a funny picture with a caption on Twitter and they also add their own caption too.

Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: El Barto on May 30, 2017, 02:22:20 PM
I wonder if he bangs the mum slowly.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: kingshmegland on May 30, 2017, 03:52:42 PM
With that flavor saver he's worked mum over all ready.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Sir GuitarCozmo on May 30, 2017, 04:20:35 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/B6z9kSp.jpg)
Genius :lol

Another one where the extra top caption isn't needed.

It's like when people post a funny picture with a caption on Twitter and they also add their own caption too.



Your second sentence was literally the unnecessary caption to your first sentence.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: TAC on May 30, 2017, 04:24:13 PM
 :lol


I'd say good point Cozmo, but you'd probably find that redundant as well! ;D
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Kotowboy on May 30, 2017, 05:09:10 PM
(https://media.giphy.com/media/oS2l9rI5aJ9Is/200.gif)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: jingle.boy on May 30, 2017, 08:02:04 PM
Look everyone... Kotow using a gif!
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: kingshmegland on May 30, 2017, 08:22:12 PM
Satan called.  His furnace is fucked up.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: TioJorge on May 30, 2017, 10:21:56 PM
I thought I had to take a big poop...

I heard oinking...

And then some piglets with wings shot out of my buttocks and flew into the ether.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Prog Snob on May 31, 2017, 05:17:34 AM
Look everyone... Kotow using a gif!

(https://68.media.tumblr.com/c29d0f1bd3cf96e28837fbff47a8711f/tumblr_inline_om28mdhbjl1skd036_500.gif)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Kotowboy on May 31, 2017, 12:00:09 PM
My Gif to you. On This Vlasto day.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: lonestar on May 31, 2017, 10:19:28 PM
(https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13177355_10205146417773756_6982149668552447920_n.jpg?oh=02512dbc417ef73b061b923a62da31ed&oe=59E5105D)

Yeah, that took me a few second looks to figure out. It's been a long day man, what can I say...


Plus I was more focused on them thinking we in Cali need that Colorado schwag crap...
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: gmillerdrake on June 02, 2017, 02:33:32 PM
(http://i791.photobucket.com/albums/yy197/gmillerdrake/7C7660A4-D0D7-4BF4-AB5B-DAA39FDBF918.jpg) (http://s791.photobucket.com/user/gmillerdrake/media/7C7660A4-D0D7-4BF4-AB5B-DAA39FDBF918.jpg.html)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Sir GuitarCozmo on June 02, 2017, 03:17:28 PM
Sean Spicer should manage to Leroy Jenkins them soon.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: gmillerdrake on June 02, 2017, 03:18:29 PM
Sean Spicer should manage to Leroy Jenkins them soon.

 :lol
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: jingle.boy on June 02, 2017, 03:27:12 PM
Sean Spicer should manage to Leroy Jenkins them soon.

Damn... beat me to it!!!
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Dublagent66 on June 02, 2017, 03:32:14 PM
Call me weird, but the real funny wasn't even the wrong state, it was the fact that COLORADO doesn't, apparently, have Colorado marijuana.
Yeah, that's the first thing I noticed.

 :lol  Colorado is the only state next to Colorado that isn't getting any Colorado marijuana.  Sucks to be in Colorado.  :rollin
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: jingle.boy on June 03, 2017, 06:22:28 AM
(http://epicpix.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/4366.jpg)

(http://epicpix.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/Liberal-weapons.jpg)

(http://epicpix.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/too_true_6.jpg)

(http://epicpix.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/WebComicMar10.jpg)

(http://epicpix.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/ff_4357.jpg)

(http://epicpix.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/ff_4351.jpg)

(http://epicpix.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/ff_4348.jpg)

(http://epicpix.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/More-action-than-I-got.jpg)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Orbert on June 03, 2017, 06:39:51 AM
Nice batch there!  :lol
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Phoenix87x on June 03, 2017, 06:51:06 AM
Very good batch and very true.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Ben_Jamin on June 03, 2017, 11:27:34 AM
I stared at that Preying Mantis one too long. Don't know why...

Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Prog Snob on June 05, 2017, 05:33:47 AM
Nice batch there!  :lol

I would love to be banned.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Chino on June 05, 2017, 08:41:14 AM
(https://i.redditmedia.com/ixbE65rgv-zyshpi0PNZSKbgFgJGNoeqBTPDccMxDu8.jpg?w=768&s=9cb14530705b55bdbf894f83bc6bdafb)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Orbert on June 05, 2017, 10:00:07 AM
(http://imgur.com/OZRVD9r.jpg)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Kotowboy on June 05, 2017, 11:38:44 AM
NOT FUNNY :angry:












.. Nahhhhhhhhh It's quite funny :neverusethis:
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Orbert on June 08, 2017, 12:43:53 PM
(http://imgur.com/y3BeuBF.jpg)


In before "It is not funny to laugh at the misfortunes of others!"



Because sometimes it is.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: BlobVanDam on June 08, 2017, 12:50:35 PM
It is not funny to laugh at the misfortunes of others.





Unless they brought it on themselves by being dumb-asses, in which case it's fair game.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Kotowboy on June 08, 2017, 12:54:58 PM

Unless they brought it on themselves by being dumb-asses, in which case it's fair game.

:tup :rollin
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: TioJorge on June 08, 2017, 01:00:24 PM
Good rule, good rule.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Kotowboy on June 08, 2017, 01:02:00 PM
Laughing at massive fatsos who just stuff their face with junk :lolpalm:

Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Cyclopssss on June 09, 2017, 05:14:37 AM
Whoopeee! I'm a pole-dancer! Ah, fuck it, I'll just sleep here.   :laugh:
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Prog Snob on June 09, 2017, 05:23:25 AM
(http://imgur.com/y3BeuBF.jpg)


In before "It is not funny to laugh at the misfortunes of others!"



Because sometimes it is.

Yes, it is.

 :lol

Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: MrBoom_shack-a-lack on June 10, 2017, 03:02:09 PM
what if animals were round? (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ba62uuv-5Dc)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Orbert on June 11, 2017, 08:19:54 PM
:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: TheSilentHam on June 12, 2017, 07:01:59 PM
Chino on an international undercover operation?

(http://68.media.tumblr.com/4ee519072c5a03e392dd45a2d3d0e931/tumblr_o4uyfmt1AP1qc6tq0o1_1280.jpg)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Prog Snob on June 13, 2017, 05:54:40 AM
 :lol
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: jingle.boy on June 13, 2017, 08:10:57 PM
(http://epicpix.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/ff_4390.jpg)

(http://epicpix.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/e2ab9120254a2755.jpg)

(http://epicpix.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/d9ba6_fa2d002d89530b48.jpg)

(http://epicpix.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/True-American.jpg)


Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: TheSilentHam on June 13, 2017, 08:42:06 PM
 :laugh: good 'uns. About the "I think we can all agree that it feels good...." - I bet that if we made a thread about it here at dtf, we would still find a way to get a 2-3 page debate out of it.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Prog Snob on June 14, 2017, 05:50:37 AM
(http://epicpix.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/ff_4390.jpg)

(https://media.tenor.com/images/8add1347550939117279a4f50ba3f550/tenor.gif)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: El Barto on June 14, 2017, 09:53:58 PM
I like that somebody drove a U-Haul truck to the redneck jamboree.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: jingle.boy on June 18, 2017, 09:16:47 PM
(http://epicpix.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/dumb14.jpg)

(http://epicpix.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/ff_4398.jpg)

(http://epicpix.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/6fb67_2ceebab6b3b67397.png)

(http://epicpix.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/You-can-always-trust-the-newspapers-for-facts..jpg)

(http://epicpix.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/style.jpg)
<not soon enough!>
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Stadler on June 19, 2017, 05:11:23 AM
:laugh: good 'uns. About the "I think we can all agree that it feels good...." - I bet that if we made a thread about it here at dtf, we would still find a way to get a 2-3 page debate out of it.

Not from me, I guarantee you that. 
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: ReaperKK on June 19, 2017, 05:13:38 AM
It seems like DTF can find a way to hate everything
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Podaar on June 19, 2017, 04:32:46 PM
:laugh: good 'uns. About the "I think we can all agree that it feels good...." - I bet that if we made a thread about it here at dtf, we would still find a way to get a 2-3 page debate out of it.

Not from me, I guarantee you that.

Right up until the moment Keifer and Woody introduce you to a hungry calf, then you'll be rescinding that guarantee.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Phoenix87x on June 19, 2017, 05:09:21 PM
(http://img.izismile.com/img/img2/20090930/demotivators_16.jpg)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: gmillerdrake on June 22, 2017, 08:20:38 AM
(http://i791.photobucket.com/albums/yy197/gmillerdrake/6AA4BCB8-1573-47DC-8B34-009AD97C6F47.jpg) (http://s791.photobucket.com/user/gmillerdrake/media/6AA4BCB8-1573-47DC-8B34-009AD97C6F47.jpg.html)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Orbert on June 22, 2017, 10:49:47 AM
Awesome!  :lol


And yeah, some people won't get it, but too bad for them.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Stadler on June 22, 2017, 11:45:26 AM
That's an interwebs joke, innit? 
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Orbert on June 22, 2017, 01:25:19 PM
Yep.  Error 404, page not found.  "404" has become a generic term for when something is missing.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: MrBoom_shack-a-lack on June 22, 2017, 02:24:38 PM
time for sushi (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bcXiwNjkhxU)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Orbert on June 22, 2017, 04:07:45 PM
I've never figured out of those videos are computer-generated or what, but they're getting better.  Still weird as hell, though.




Also, I'm not sure if it's okay to check out the females or not.  I mean, some of them...  You know, I think I'll just stop there.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Prog Snob on June 23, 2017, 05:11:28 AM
Yep.  Error 404, page not found.  "404" has become a generic term for when something is missing.

That would be 404, not 4.04.  :P   ;)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Orbert on June 23, 2017, 03:23:32 PM
Not sure if real, fake, or what, but it made me laugh:

(http://imgur.com/HApOvAo.jpg)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: El Barto on June 23, 2017, 04:24:29 PM
It was in Brazil. Poor bastard happened to pick a store where 4 undercover cops where buying their coffee and doughnuts. He and the cashier were the only civvies in the place.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: TAC on June 23, 2017, 04:31:39 PM
That's awesome!
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: TheSilentHam on June 24, 2017, 06:58:51 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/0ut1iEa.gif)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Podaar on June 24, 2017, 07:00:38 AM
 :lol :lol

I'm laughing but there is a nervous quality to it.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: TheSilentHam on June 24, 2017, 07:05:09 AM
I'm laughing but there is a nervous quality to it.
ikr  :lol
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Lynxo on June 26, 2017, 01:18:00 AM
 :lol :lol :lol
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: gmillerdrake on June 26, 2017, 10:13:50 PM
(http://i791.photobucket.com/albums/yy197/gmillerdrake/DF271C25-1608-4688-9CE1-9B68B9277AFD.jpg) (http://s791.photobucket.com/user/gmillerdrake/media/DF271C25-1608-4688-9CE1-9B68B9277AFD.jpg.html)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Prog Snob on June 28, 2017, 05:31:56 AM
(http://i791.photobucket.com/albums/yy197/gmillerdrake/DF271C25-1608-4688-9CE1-9B68B9277AFD.jpg) (http://s791.photobucket.com/user/gmillerdrake/media/DF271C25-1608-4688-9CE1-9B68B9277AFD.jpg.html)

 :rollin
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Chino on June 28, 2017, 09:05:55 AM
(https://i.redditmedia.com/vCLZDRiNVDYaTs3-NIG-QBya_UjXrkswmWJc3ZEIqAs.jpg?w=500&s=a40c1f86a11822c629675a847fccf271)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: AngelBack on June 28, 2017, 09:30:54 AM
Ted Nugent's WHITE water adventure.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: gmillerdrake on June 30, 2017, 05:26:31 PM
I just lost it on this. It's so funny because it's SO true

https://www.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/6kf1jk/bill_burrs_rant_on_steve_jobs_is_one_of_my/?st=J4KHLAWR&sh=3f6eb126
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: ReaperKK on June 30, 2017, 05:42:00 PM
I love bill burr rants
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Ben_Jamin on June 30, 2017, 05:57:29 PM
Haha...That was pretty great. The Rollerblading one is funny as hell.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Phoenix87x on July 01, 2017, 07:13:34 AM
(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/36/3e/bb/363ebb3e576c3babc1f79c113ff30a7e--metal-signs-tin-signs.jpg)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Orbert on July 03, 2017, 08:25:50 AM
(http://imgur.com/DkFQedM.jpg)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: lonestar on July 05, 2017, 03:28:05 PM
Dad opens and tries to eat stinkiest food on the planet with his family around....


https://www.facebook.com/BigJoeInsurance/videos/1422969431075632/?hc_ref=NEWSFEED (https://www.facebook.com/BigJoeInsurance/videos/1422969431075632/?hc_ref=NEWSFEED)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: MrBoom_shack-a-lack on July 05, 2017, 05:04:14 PM
I know it's suppose to be funny but as always with videos like that, they're doing it wrong for comedic effect. It's fermented fish and it will stink but you get used to it though. There's better ways to open it like putting it in a bag and open it, that way it dosen't spray everyway. You eat it by putting small pieces on a thin crispy bread along with sliced potatoes, sour cream/creme fraiche, diced onions and chives served with a nice lager and of course snaps.  :tup
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: lonestar on July 05, 2017, 05:09:36 PM
Aaaaand there goes the funny...
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: MrBoom_shack-a-lack on July 05, 2017, 11:36:55 PM
Sorry  :P Here's my favourite: https://youtu.be/Cqe8iUjmLds
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: TheSilentHam on July 08, 2017, 09:29:15 AM
(http://images2.memedroid.com/images/UPLOADED187/55f82b9c5334a.jpeg)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Orbert on July 08, 2017, 10:17:56 AM
Brilliant!
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: JayOctavarium on July 08, 2017, 03:44:12 PM
https://gfycat.com/OffensiveGargantuanAlbacoretuna
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Orbert on July 09, 2017, 07:40:56 AM
(http://imgur.com/jHOMt8n.jpg)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: JayOctavarium on July 17, 2017, 01:04:04 PM
I laughed way too hard when I saw this.

Apparently this guys does a lot of random videos like this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b8HO6hba9ZE
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: MrBoom_shack-a-lack on July 20, 2017, 10:34:58 AM
(https://i.redd.it/uim9p5b9wpaz.png)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: cramx3 on July 20, 2017, 10:59:48 AM
With 34 reviews, he must have made more than that!  :lol
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: MrBoom_shack-a-lack on July 24, 2017, 09:20:35 AM
The video is not really that funny but this line have too be from some John Cleese sketch  :lol

You're under citizen's arrest! You're under citizen's arrest and I tell you what, YOU ARE TOO, YOU BIG SLOB! (https://youtu.be/-W7BjtLil9M?t=4m12s)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: jingle.boy on July 30, 2017, 04:54:20 AM
(http://epicpix.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/ff_4507.jpg)

(http://epicpix.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/ff_4449-1.jpg)

(http://epicpix.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/ff_4456.jpg)

(http://epicpix.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/ff_4454.jpg)

(http://epicpix.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/ff_4452.jpg)

(http://epicpix.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/ff_4440.jpg)

(http://epicpix.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/ff_4447.jpg)

(http://epicpix.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/give-it-to-me-daddy.jpg)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Orbert on July 30, 2017, 06:28:54 AM
Whoa, that C&H took an unexpected turn.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: TioJorge on July 30, 2017, 07:00:28 AM
Woooooow. Going places where....


Hentai and hicks have been going for eons.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Orbert on July 30, 2017, 10:49:16 AM
I don't follow any Hentai, and don't know many hicks, so it caught me off guard.  I guess I've lived a sheltered life.  I did find it funny, I'm just not used to "mainstream" going there.  Yet.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Stadler on July 30, 2017, 05:55:23 PM
It's the next rubicon, albeit not for me. 

I love the "Original/Remix" one.   And the Nintendo one is cute even if it is obviously fake (there's no way a hot 25 year old chick knows about having to take out the cartridge, blow on it, and reinsert in order to keep the game going; that's high level nerd-dom, if you ask me). 
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: kingshmegland on July 30, 2017, 06:11:01 PM
Shit son.  70's bitches did that to Atari cartridges.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: jingle.boy on July 30, 2017, 08:00:05 PM
And the Nintendo one is cute even if it is obviously fake (there's no way a hot 25 year old chick knows about having to take out the cartridge, blow on it, and reinsert in order to keep the game going; that's high level nerd-dom, if you ask me).

And there goes the funny.  Honestly... not everything needs an examination man.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: kingshmegland on July 30, 2017, 08:11:49 PM
And the Nintendo one is cute even if it is obviously fake (there's no way a hot 25 year old chick knows about having to take out the cartridge, blow on it, and reinsert in order to keep the game going; that's high level nerd-dom, if you ask me).

And there goes the funny.  Honestly... not everything needs an examination man.


Yup.  Stadler need to think with his groin once in a while.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Orbert on July 30, 2017, 08:25:47 PM
I would let her blow on my cartridge.  :eyebrows:
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: TAC on July 30, 2017, 08:32:46 PM
I would let her blow on my cartridge.  :eyebrows:

Or your melodica thingy.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: BlobVanDam on July 30, 2017, 10:07:11 PM
I love the "Original/Remix" one.   And the Nintendo one is cute even if it is obviously fake (there's no way a hot 25 year old chick knows about having to take out the cartridge, blow on it, and reinsert in order to keep the game going; that's high level nerd-dom, if you ask me). 

That's not high level nerd-dom at all, it's a well known pop culture reference, as is pretty much anything related to Nintendo. I'm 31 and lived it for the NES onwards, so it's not a stretch for someone of 25 to be at least aware of it being a thing.
For someone born in the early '90s, the N64 would be a console they grew up with, especially if they had older siblings. She refers to it as a "Nintendo 64 classic", so she does appear to be a lot more familiar with blowing penii than cartridges, but I don't expect dumb sluts to fact check their references. Just all the more proof that the reference is legit imo; aware enough of it to mention it in a not quite right way, but not overly familiar with it to overstep her expected knowledge. If she started spouting jokes about NTSC signals, then I'd be suspicious.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Bolsters on July 30, 2017, 10:30:02 PM
I don't think I ever once had to blow into any of my N64 cartridges, or SNES cartridges for that matter. It was the NES cartridges that were notorious for having people blow into them when they didn't work. So, the reference seems wrong to me anyway.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: bl5150 on July 30, 2017, 10:31:27 PM
This thread blows  ;D
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Adami on July 30, 2017, 10:32:01 PM
I don't think I ever once had to blow into any of my N64 cartridges, or SNES cartridges for that matter. It was the NES cartridges that were notorious for having people blow into them when they didn't work. So, the reference seems wrong to me anyway.

Nope, I had to do that to my N64 games too.

I dunno. Maybe I just like blowing things.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Ben_Jamin on July 30, 2017, 10:37:28 PM
It's the next rubicon, albeit not for me. 

I love the "Original/Remix" one.   And the Nintendo one is cute even if it is obviously fake (there's no way a hot 25 year old chick knows about having to take out the cartridge, blow on it, and reinsert in order to keep the game going; that's high level nerd-dom, if you ask me).

You don't know the power of Teh Mario.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Stadler on July 31, 2017, 07:55:50 AM
And the Nintendo one is cute even if it is obviously fake (there's no way a hot 25 year old chick knows about having to take out the cartridge, blow on it, and reinsert in order to keep the game going; that's high level nerd-dom, if you ask me).

And there goes the funny.  Honestly... not everything needs an examination man.

That's fine; just here for a public service.  Next time you respond to that ad "Hot girls in your neighborhood!  Looking for SEX!" and the person at your door is a 45 year-old man with a half beard, an adult diaper and a bottle of Popoff vodka, don't say I didn't warn you!


(And my original post was meant to BE funny; sorry we can't all be Dave Foley or Mike Myers.)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Stadler on July 31, 2017, 07:57:02 AM
I love the "Original/Remix" one.   And the Nintendo one is cute even if it is obviously fake (there's no way a hot 25 year old chick knows about having to take out the cartridge, blow on it, and reinsert in order to keep the game going; that's high level nerd-dom, if you ask me). 

That's not high level nerd-dom at all, it's a well known pop culture reference, as is pretty much anything related to Nintendo. I'm 31 and lived it for the NES onwards, so it's not a stretch for someone of 25 to be at least aware of it being a thing.
For someone born in the early '90s, the N64 would be a console they grew up with, especially if they had older siblings. She refers to it as a "Nintendo 64 classic", so she does appear to be a lot more familiar with blowing penii than cartridges, but I don't expect dumb sluts to fact check their references. Just all the more proof that the reference is legit imo; aware enough of it to mention it in a not quite right way, but not overly familiar with it to overstep her expected knowledge. If she started spouting jokes about NTSC signals, then I'd be suspicious.

Learn something new; that was standard operating procedure with the SNES.   The old Atari too, if memory serves.  I never played the 64.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Chino on July 31, 2017, 08:00:22 AM
I love the "Original/Remix" one.   And the Nintendo one is cute even if it is obviously fake (there's no way a hot 25 year old chick knows about having to take out the cartridge, blow on it, and reinsert in order to keep the game going; that's high level nerd-dom, if you ask me). 

That's not high level nerd-dom at all, it's a well known pop culture reference, as is pretty much anything related to Nintendo. I'm 31 and lived it for the NES onwards, so it's not a stretch for someone of 25 to be at least aware of it being a thing.
For someone born in the early '90s, the N64 would be a console they grew up with, especially if they had older siblings. She refers to it as a "Nintendo 64 classic", so she does appear to be a lot more familiar with blowing penii than cartridges, but I don't expect dumb sluts to fact check their references. Just all the more proof that the reference is legit imo; aware enough of it to mention it in a not quite right way, but not overly familiar with it to overstep her expected knowledge. If she started spouting jokes about NTSC signals, then I'd be suspicious.

Learn something new; that was standard operating procedure with the SNES.   The old Atari too, if memory serves.  I never played the 64.

I had to blow on my N64 cartridges all the time. Nintendo actually discouraged people from doing so, though I'm not sure why. They even released a kit to use rather than blowing on it.

(https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/51X75UAAdcL.jpg)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: TioJorge on July 31, 2017, 10:00:23 AM
Moisture (or in some poor kids' case, actual spit) from your mouth could damage the exposed connectors of the PCB. I'm sure it's rare but with how many kids blew on their cartridges, I have no doubt some actually killed their ROM carts instead of cleaning them.



...




...




THERE'S YOUR FUNNY, YOU BASTARDS! WE DON'T FUCK AROUND WITH NINTENDO 64 HERE, OKAY!? Get your nubile, perky tits OUTTA HERE!
 :metal :yarr :loser:
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: BlobVanDam on July 31, 2017, 10:02:48 AM
Maybe this girl is a master of blowing it while bone dry. :zydar:


Ick.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Orbert on July 31, 2017, 10:28:03 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/hGoOAey.png)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: BlobVanDam on July 31, 2017, 10:30:57 AM
Reminds me of this-
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ykxMqtuM6Ko
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Orbert on August 01, 2017, 02:44:06 PM
Irish Family Tradition

Paddy had long heard the stories of an amazing family tradition.

It seems that his father, grandfather and great-grandfather had all been able to walk on water on their 18th birthday. On that special day, they'd each walked across the lake to the pub on the far side for their first legal drink. So when Paddy's 18th birthday came 'round, he and his pal Mick took a boat out to the middle of the lake, Paddy stepped out of the boat ...and nearly drowned! Mick just barely managed to pull him to safety.

Furious and confused, Paddy went to see his grandmother.

"Granny," he asked, "It's my 18th birthday, so why can't I walk 'cross the lake like my father, his father, and his father before him?"

Granny looked deeply into Paddy's troubled brown eyes and said, "Because your father, your grandfather and your great grandfather were all born in December, when the lake is frozen over, and you were born in August, ya dip shit."
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: bosk1 on August 01, 2017, 04:25:45 PM
:rollin
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: TheSilentHam on August 01, 2017, 08:48:04 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/Ieb86AM.jpg)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: bosk1 on August 01, 2017, 10:34:04 PM
That is disturbing on many levels.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Adami on August 01, 2017, 10:35:28 PM
That is disturbing on many levels.

Totally.

I mean, you don't make Chewy the Gene?
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Zydar on August 02, 2017, 03:15:39 AM
Kiss Of Death(Star)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Chino on August 02, 2017, 08:12:00 AM
(https://i.redditmedia.com/fzZuX7oiOgN8B13XFZ3mqzxp4sm2dEiyJSAZt7tOjwM.jpg?w=900&s=dbc37aaba9d8181ba285a087a4181987)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: cramx3 on August 02, 2017, 08:16:19 AM
 :lol
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: TheSilentHam on August 02, 2017, 10:23:14 PM
That is disturbing on many levels.

yes, especially since Yoda would obviously be a Winger fan instead
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Chino on August 04, 2017, 11:46:49 AM
(https://i.redditmedia.com/jMqSxlnWXOJCbyEGToI8WwwthMcvpcftWfpBTjSgkkg.jpg?w=524&s=dafd24150e3de32c2809c715e7aa5c93)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Stadler on August 04, 2017, 11:54:54 AM
That is disturbing on many levels.

yes, especially since Yoda would obviously be a Winger fan instead

I don't know if that is true... I read somewhere he's slept with over 4,000 extraterrestrials, and has the polaroids to prove it. 
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: jammindude on August 04, 2017, 08:16:50 PM
That is disturbing on many levels.

yes, especially since Yoda would obviously be a Winger fan instead

I don't know if that is true... I read somewhere he's slept with over 4,000 extraterrestrials, and has the polaroids to prove it.

 :rollin :rollin :rollin
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: lonestar on August 06, 2017, 10:54:33 PM
Humans...


(https://scontent-sjc2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/20604722_10155517007593162_5974892919778614025_n.jpg?oh=f95a2b4bbb0bcb0da132d70bd1c7d536&oe=59EBDA97)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: rumborak on August 07, 2017, 09:23:28 AM
(https://i.redditmedia.com/jMqSxlnWXOJCbyEGToI8WwwthMcvpcftWfpBTjSgkkg.jpg?w=524&s=dafd24150e3de32c2809c715e7aa5c93)

(http://l7.alamy.com/zooms/b3849fdacd7b40f19dc90cacd1ab9e86/a-group-of-young-indian-visitors-pose-to-a-photo-in-front-of-taj-mahal-c2c752.jpg)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Ben_Jamin on August 07, 2017, 09:52:01 AM
Humans...


(https://scontent-sjc2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/20604722_10155517007593162_5974892919778614025_n.jpg?oh=f95a2b4bbb0bcb0da132d70bd1c7d536&oe=59EBDA97)

I'm gonna steal this. Its too great not to.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Orbert on August 08, 2017, 11:31:49 AM
Maybe not really "funny", more of a WTF, but then I saw the Mercedes logo on the pavement and chuckled.  I guess that means it's funny.

(http://imgur.com/TSWR5Hy.jpg)

I don't normally wish ill on people, but for some reason, I'm okay with bad things happening to people with really expensive cars, especially if it's obvious that no one was hurt.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Kwyjibo on August 08, 2017, 01:37:40 PM
Are there tiremarks on the hood? Did the tractor roll over the mercedes?
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: El Barto on August 08, 2017, 03:45:15 PM
Are there tiremarks on the hood? Did the tractor roll over the mercedes?
Sure looks that way, and the driver of the really expensive car of Orbert's disdain walked way from it. I prefer fast cars, so I'm not a Mercedes guy, but they really are built tough as shit. A business acquaintance had a head-on collision with at total speed around 155 or so and came out of it with some bruises and a concussion thanks to his Mercedes. Nobody in the other car survived. That really caught my attention.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: ZKX-2099 on August 09, 2017, 08:29:19 AM
How do you crash into a big slow tractor in what looks like an open area?
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: bosk1 on August 09, 2017, 08:55:18 AM
How do you crash into a big slow tractor in what looks like an open area?
Not to be judgmental, but the ONLY way I see that happening is if the Mercedes driver was flying along pretty fast, and likely also not paying attention (texting, rocking out to Behemian Rhapsody, or whatever).  Obviously, I wasn't there.  But that's my first guess just from seeing the picture and trying to piece together likely scenarios that could have caused it.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: El Barto on August 09, 2017, 09:17:04 AM
Look how narrow the road is. No matter what they're going to be passing very close to each other. Frankly, the tractor should have given way. Moreover, I might be mistaken but it seems that the sun is low on the horizon and facing the farmer. Possible he was having a hard time seeing what was going on.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: TheSilentHam on August 09, 2017, 12:48:55 PM
https://www.tagesanzeiger.ch/zuerich/region/Das-Wunder-von-Leipzig/story/11787194 (https://www.tagesanzeiger.ch/zuerich/region/Das-Wunder-von-Leipzig/story/11787194)
apparently this accident happened in Germany ~ 7 years ago.  With help from google translate:  Seems that the Mercedes driver saw a "cloud" approaching and stopped, and then was soon run over by the tractor.  The driver of the car and passenger were unharmed, but the farmer on the tractor was admitted to the hospital.

The google translation of the story at the link above is somewhat funny (below):

The miracle of Leipzig

Near Leipzig, a 6-ton tractor was rolled over and none of the inmates were injured.

The "Leipziger Volkszeitung" writes of a horror incident - and a miracle that all inmates have survived him. "The miracle of Mutzschen" is the title of the story. And the picture shows a car, in the cooler hood of which the profile of a tractor tire has eaten.

And that is how it should have happened: Ralf Becker went with his life partner to a birthday celebration to Köllmichen in Leipzig. In the fields to the left and right, the farmers were busy harvesting. When he suddenly saw a "right cloud" approaching him, he had stopped his car. "First it was yellow, suddenly everything turned black. And then the glass flaps! "The man in the Mercedes is quoted.

Blame on the black and the glass shards is a 6-ton heavy tractor of the brand John Deere. And he was catapulted like a ski jumper by the limousine with the star in the sky. Whether it is a miracle or South German engineering: the man at the wheel of the car is uninjured, as is his passenger. The only one who was admitted to the hospital was the farmer on the tractor
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Orbert on August 09, 2017, 02:07:32 PM
So that's funny, except the tractor driver was hospitalized while the morons in the Mercedes were unharmed, which isn't cool.  Let's call it a draw.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: sylvan on August 09, 2017, 02:37:31 PM
So that's funny, except the tractor driver was hospitalized while the morons in the Mercedes were unharmed, which isn't cool.  Let's call it a draw.

Let me get this straight. The Mercedes drivers are morons (granted, they allegedly stopped to look at a cloud lol), but the tractor driver who managed to FLIP a fucking huge John Deere tractor by running over a parked car is not a moron, and also deserves sympathy? Not so sure this is a draw...
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: El Barto on August 09, 2017, 02:55:40 PM
So that's funny, except the tractor driver was hospitalized while the morons in the Mercedes were unharmed, which isn't cool.  Let's call it a draw.

Let me get this straight. The Mercedes drivers are morons (granted, they allegedly stopped to look at a cloud lol), but the tractor driver who managed to FLIP a fucking huge John Deere tractor by running over a parked car is not a moron, and also deserves sympathy? Not so sure this is a draw...
I gather that the cloud they saw was actually the dust and dirt kicked up by the oncoming tractor. The "cloud" they saw was approaching, so they stopped. However, your confusion at his indignation is remains valid.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Orbert on August 09, 2017, 03:18:41 PM
Okay, maybe I am reading this wrong.

I interpreted it as: They thought they saw a "cloud" but it was actually a tractor, so they stopped, in the middle of the road.  Next thing they know, it ran over them and was in fact a tractor.  That just sounds really stupid to me.  Tractors don't go that fast, so how do you not see the "cloud" until it's literally on top of you?

It didn't occur to me that the "cloud" was the dust being kicked up.  If that's the case, then the farmer should be more careful and know when he's ventured out onto the road (which he can't if he's in a cloud of dust) and thus is at fault.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: TheSilentHam on August 09, 2017, 03:30:28 PM
I'm going to imagine the farmer's injury is similar to the below, making the whole think seem funny again:
(http://68.media.tumblr.com/7c3c5e9cd9c7edb61764cf65ee7302a6/tumblr_oabjyb7WYg1qhub34o8_r1_500.jpg)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Orbert on August 09, 2017, 03:45:48 PM
Ouch.



Or maybe not?
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: El Barto on August 09, 2017, 03:58:27 PM
(https://i.redd.it/g3b0dkd1iqez.jpg)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: kingshmegland on August 09, 2017, 04:18:46 PM
Um....
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: bosk1 on August 09, 2017, 04:23:24 PM
:lol
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: cramx3 on August 09, 2017, 04:26:36 PM
 :lol wow
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Adami on August 09, 2017, 04:35:02 PM
I was 100% sure that was a photoshop.






I was 100% wrong.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: kingshmegland on August 09, 2017, 04:50:13 PM
I think there's a display behind that and that has the sign.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: El Barto on August 09, 2017, 05:23:16 PM
I think there's a display behind that and that has the sign.
Well now that's what I thought, but behind the guns are more guns, and behind those guns are boxes of rifle ammunition. That sign is right in the middle of the guns and ammo section. Not even fishing or camping stuff.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Adami on August 09, 2017, 05:24:54 PM
Yea, I looked it up. Walmart says it was an oversight, apologized, and took it down.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Phoenix87x on August 09, 2017, 05:37:23 PM
From my time in retail, I can totally see how that could happen. Seasonal signs come in and you are just told to put them everywhere. And if the managers of that store were as dumb as the ones at mine, they probably looked directly at it and walked away not ever realizing the potential issue.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Adami on August 09, 2017, 05:41:47 PM
Plus imagine some employees wanting a laugh.

All of us can picture Tio putting that sign there on purpose.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Ben_Jamin on August 09, 2017, 05:55:02 PM
(https://i.redd.it/g3b0dkd1iqez.jpg)

Haha...Only at Wal-Mart.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: kingshmegland on August 09, 2017, 06:57:49 PM
I think there's a display behind that and that has the sign.
Well now that's what I thought, but behind the guns are more guns, and behind those guns are boxes of rifle ammunition. That sign is right in the middle of the guns and ammo section. Not even fishing or camping stuff.

Well holy shit then.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Chino on August 10, 2017, 06:24:13 AM
Ugh. I'm so sick of seeing that. I hate Walmart to death but have to defend them here. That sign is part of a display for superhero backpacks in the back to school section. Some rogue employee or a customer that it'd be hysterical to move it.

https://www.google.com/search?q=back+to+school+hero+backpacks&safe=active&rlz=1C1GGRV_enUS751US751&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwjExYfu1MzVAhWJ7yYKHWTVD-YQ_AUICygC&biw=1113&bih=618
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: lonestar on August 10, 2017, 06:03:16 PM
Party pooper.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: kingshmegland on August 13, 2017, 07:15:45 AM
(http://imagizer.imageshack.us/v2/500x400q90/924/d4MBwH.jpg) (http://imageshack.com/f/pod4MBwHj)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: TioJorge on August 13, 2017, 04:32:15 PM
Holy shit  :lol
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: rumborak on August 13, 2017, 08:22:14 PM
(http://assets.nydailynews.com/polopoly_fs/1.79390.1372344059!/img/httpImage/image.jpg_gen/derivatives/gallery_1200/sigourney-weaver.jpg)

It's a simple distinction really.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: rumborak on August 13, 2017, 08:22:49 PM
[Double post]
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: bl5150 on August 13, 2017, 10:06:53 PM
Yep

(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/564x/d9/f3/d7/d9f3d73d7bd64d061ea6dd6ff3be9e37.jpg)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: MrBoom_shack-a-lack on August 13, 2017, 11:44:34 PM
Is that Fred Armisen?  :lol
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: TioJorge on August 14, 2017, 12:05:20 AM
Portlandia!

I still need to watch the most recent season. Such a fantastic show.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Stadler on August 14, 2017, 07:08:37 AM
Danzig is way cooler.  And that is BY FAR the best that whatshername has ever looked.  (Not on the Carrie Brownstein bandwagon, either comedically or musically). 
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Phoenix87x on August 14, 2017, 07:23:04 AM
I'm team sigourney. She looks so damn fine in that alien photo. Danzig is danzig and everything, but he needs to hit the gym. His body aint beach ready
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: gmillerdrake on August 14, 2017, 10:38:11 AM
Team Sigourney as well. Not only is she infinitely more talented and more successful.....Danzig won't even let children hold his hand.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Orbert on August 14, 2017, 11:06:27 AM
I have no idea who Danzig is, but I didn't have any problem telling her apart from Sigourney.  The shape of the jaw is completely different.

It seems Danzig is a "he" but that doesn't really change anything.  Still no idea who she is.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: kingshmegland on August 14, 2017, 12:41:09 PM
Have you guys lost your funny bone? :lol
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: T-ski on August 14, 2017, 04:04:50 PM
Anyone else having an "Is Hilary Swank hot" moment from The Office?
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: rumborak on August 15, 2017, 07:26:48 AM
I have no idea who Danzig is

Dear mother ....






... tell your children not to walk my way,
tell your children not to hear my words, what they mean what they say ...

MOTHER!!
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Orbert on August 15, 2017, 09:55:01 AM
Still don't know who she is.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Nick on August 15, 2017, 11:22:37 AM
He, and he wrote the song Mother, and I'm surprised you never heard it.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Orbert on August 15, 2017, 11:38:30 AM
I'm familiar with "Mother" by Pink Floyd from The Wall, and "Mother" by The Police from Synchronicity.  I've never heard of Danzig.  According to Wiki:
Quote
"Mother" is a song by American heavy metal band Danzig. It was originally released in August 1988 as the lead single from their debut album, Danzig.

It's possible that I've heard it, but I'm not sure why anyone would be surprised if I don't recognize some song by an 80's metal band.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: mike099 on August 15, 2017, 12:26:54 PM
Yep

(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/564x/d9/f3/d7/d9f3d73d7bd64d061ea6dd6ff3be9e37.jpg)

The guy in the middle favors MM from DT and the guy on the right favors Steven Wilson.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: MrBoom_shack-a-lack on August 15, 2017, 01:09:46 PM
I'm familiar with "Mother" by Pink Floyd from The Wall, and "Mother" by The Police from Synchronicity.  I've never heard of Danzig.  According to Wiki:
Quote
"Mother" is a song by American heavy metal band Danzig. It was originally released in August 1988 as the lead single from their debut album, Danzig.

It's possible that I've heard it, but I'm not sure why anyone would be surprised if I don't recognize some song by an 80's metal band.
I actually mostly know that song from GTA: San Andreas, probably the first time I heard it.  :P
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Chino on August 16, 2017, 09:23:09 AM
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Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: BlobVanDam on August 16, 2017, 09:28:07 AM
:lol My favourite is "'Promiscuous' Millennials Are Killing McDonald's". I'm sure there's probably some context to their use of the word promiscuous here, but I'd rather just imagine it's exactly what you think.

Bunch of newspaper headlines targeted right to the oldies who will eat this shit right up.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: jingle.boy on August 16, 2017, 09:30:22 AM
^ exactly.

"are killing brunch"   :lol
"aren't hypocrites, they just prefer to kill trees" ... coming from a newspaper!   :rollin
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Chino on August 16, 2017, 09:35:02 AM
I wonder if Millennials killed JFK.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: cramx3 on August 16, 2017, 10:18:19 AM
 :lol damn millennials ruining everything
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: BlobVanDam on August 16, 2017, 10:23:44 AM
:lol damn millennials ruining everything

Dude, they don't just ruin it, they KILL it. Everything you cherish fondly from your past, they've KILLED in cold blood like a pack of heartless young leeches, laying waste to everything you hold dear.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: cramx3 on August 16, 2017, 10:39:20 AM
:lol damn millennials ruining everything

Dude, they don't just ruin it, they KILL it. Everything you cherish fondly from your past, they've KILLED in cold blood like a pack of heartless young leeches, laying waste to everything you hold dear.

And now millennials are killing this thread
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: BlobVanDam on August 16, 2017, 10:39:55 AM
Millennials aren't just killing the thread, they're killing forums, they're killing social media, and they're killing the internet!
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Orbert on August 16, 2017, 11:18:36 AM
First off, I agree with all of that.  Millennials are ruining everything.  But why is there a picture of egg on toast in the middle?
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: lonestar on August 16, 2017, 11:45:30 AM
Because millennials.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Orbert on August 16, 2017, 11:48:38 AM
Millennials are ruining eggs and toast.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Stadler on August 16, 2017, 12:04:35 PM
Yeah, well, they didn't kill the wine cork.   Thank god for that.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Adami on August 16, 2017, 12:09:29 PM
Yeah, well, they didn't kill the wine cork.   Thank god for that.

Hmmm, gives me an interesting idea. Deconstructed wine. Just give them a bunch of grapes and someone's foot.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: TheSilentHam on August 16, 2017, 12:14:16 PM
Yeah, well, they didn't kill the wine cork.   Thank god for that.

"Millennials Driving Portability and Convenience in Wines & Spirits"
http://www.linkedin.com/pulse/millennials-driving-portability-convenience-wines-joseph-tarnowski (http://www.linkedin.com/pulse/millennials-driving-portability-convenience-wines-joseph-tarnowski)

"Indeed, no longer are screw-top wines seen as “non-premium” by these consumers; to them, it means they don’t have to worry about having a corkscrew"
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Chino on August 16, 2017, 12:20:55 PM
God forbid people want something a little more convenient when possible :lol

Generation X KILLS can openers!

(https://s.thestreet.com/files/tsc/v2008/photos/contrib/uploads/vintagecampbellsoup_600x400.jpg)
(https://www.campbells.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/26/2014/12/campbellsCondensed-Chicken-Noodle1.jpg)

Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Orbert on August 16, 2017, 12:35:42 PM
Yeah, well, they didn't kill the wine cork.   Thank god for that.

Hmmm, gives me an interesting idea. Deconstructed wine. Just give them a bunch of grapes and someone's foot.


This is the Ikea generation, so "assembly required" is no big deal, right?
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: jingle.boy on August 16, 2017, 01:58:02 PM
Ikea... Sweedish for out-of-stock.

I'll never get how their business model succeeds - 'let's charge people more to take it off our shelves, and assemble it themselves'
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Orbert on August 16, 2017, 02:16:15 PM
It succeeds because they've convinced enough people that their stuff is high-quality and chic and trendy and awesome and actually worth the price even if they have to assemble it themselves.  And people willing to do that actually kinda like it because then they know it's well made, because they assembled it themselves.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: cramx3 on August 16, 2017, 02:26:16 PM
I just assumed it was cheap to offset the cost of poor materials and build it yourself.  I can't recall the last time I bought ikea stuff though.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Nekov on August 16, 2017, 02:44:42 PM
It succeeds because they've convinced enough people that their stuff is high-quality and chic and trendy and awesome and actually worth the price even if they have to assemble it themselves.  And people willing to do that actually kinda like it because then they know it's well made, because they assembled it themselves.

Yeah, it's kinda fun putting those things together, even if you don't get it right the first time
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Cool Chris on August 16, 2017, 04:58:50 PM
We buy Ikea stuff for our kids, because we know it isn't going to last until they hit puberty, and we don't want to put expensive, high-quality stuff in their rooms. We know the prices are lower than anything else we will find, I can put everything together quickly, and it will all fit in either one of our medium-sized cars. That is their business model, and that is why it works.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: El Barto on August 16, 2017, 07:28:51 PM
:lol My favourite is "'Promiscuous' Millennials Are Killing McDonald's". I'm sure there's probably some context to their use of the word promiscuous here, but I'd rather just imagine it's exactly what you think.

Bunch of newspaper headlines targeted right to the oldies who will eat this shit right up.
There was. We were discussing it in relation to FOX's newfound interest in running stories about harlots and hussies. In this case it was a woman who fled on foot after being yelled at for blowing somebody in a McD's. She got busted but skipped on her bail, making her a wanted woman (for more reasons than one).


edit: Nope. Turns out they just hate the brand:
Quote
"They're promiscuous in their brand loyalty. It makes it harder work for all of us to earn the loyalty of the millennial generation."
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: TheSilentHam on August 19, 2017, 09:22:08 AM
(https://pics.onsizzle.com/omg-ithas-happened-shared-on-i-m-not-right-in-4429146.png)
(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/1d/e4/4e/1de44e79fa32362ff65ffddd1819b72a--bizarro-comic-so-funny.jpg)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: sylvan on August 19, 2017, 05:56:58 PM
I was watching Marvel's Defenders on Netflix, and was all like, "Damn! They got Danzig... that's big time!" :rollin
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: jingle.boy on August 20, 2017, 07:25:56 AM
(http://epicpix.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/ff_4521.jpg)

(http://epicpix.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/ff_4547.jpg)

(http://epicpix.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/ff_4542.jpg)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: jingle.boy on August 20, 2017, 08:20:43 AM
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Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: ReaperKK on August 20, 2017, 08:58:13 AM
:lol
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Zydar on August 20, 2017, 09:03:58 AM
:tup
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: T-ski on August 21, 2017, 07:26:41 AM
 :clap:
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Phoenix87x on August 21, 2017, 09:16:57 AM
That's so true  :lol
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: eric42434224 on August 21, 2017, 03:10:54 PM
I sent out an email to my entire work floor at a Fortune 90 company, for anyone interested in using my solar eclipse glasses to see the eclipse out my window, to feel free to do so.  75 people came and used my glasses.  Then I sent out an email at 4:55 that I would be home sick tomorrow with Pink Eye.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: bosk1 on August 21, 2017, 03:36:32 PM
:lol :clap:
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: jingle.boy on August 28, 2017, 08:21:28 AM
(http://epicpix.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/ff_4566.jpg)

(http://epicpix.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/ff_4572.jpg)

(http://epicpix.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/ff_4563.jpg)


And lastly, King's throne:

(http://epicpix.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/ff_4553.jpg)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: kingshmegland on August 28, 2017, 08:26:26 AM
Needs a fridge! :rollin
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: YtseBitsySpider on August 28, 2017, 10:37:37 AM
poor snorlax.......never any love
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Zydar on August 30, 2017, 07:54:35 AM
Martha & Snoop.

(http://i.imgur.com/OyKvAMe.gif)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: bosk1 on August 30, 2017, 11:44:07 AM
:lol  I saw a reference to it yesterday, but hadn't actually watched it.  That's awesome.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: MrBoom_shack-a-lack on September 04, 2017, 02:03:21 PM
That's just plain bad luck  :laugh:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IHwOndZw7Ak&feature=youtu.be
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Kwyjibo on September 04, 2017, 11:43:37 PM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CO6fUt7U8AALcj5.jpg)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: jingle.boy on September 05, 2017, 03:16:15 PM
He-Man and Skeletor have the time of their lives (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-PgTjhx1VLw)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Chino on September 06, 2017, 11:52:36 AM
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Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: cramx3 on September 06, 2017, 12:27:29 PM
Well that's a different take  :lol but what's up with all those leg bruises
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: eric42434224 on September 06, 2017, 12:33:21 PM
For a girl who can take an Italian tower in her hoo hoo, I would expect some bruising.
Thank god for astroglide
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Orbert on September 06, 2017, 01:23:07 PM
Yeah, with something that size, it might take a few tries to get it right.  The important thing is that she's obviously willing to take the hit.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: cramx3 on September 06, 2017, 01:34:24 PM
 :rollin
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Stadler on September 07, 2017, 06:36:21 AM
As her father, I can't TELL you how proud I am...
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: jingle.boy on September 07, 2017, 06:46:06 AM
Trump: Climate change is a hoax.

Climate Change:  Hold my beer.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: jingle.boy on September 07, 2017, 09:09:04 PM
Like a Boss:

(https://i.pinimg.com/236x/0f/9b/9d/0f9b9d0549d4c13c7781245dad5b5e31--funny-babies-funny-kids.jpg)


Like a Next Level Boss:

(http://cdn.acidcow.com/pics/20170904/acid_picdump_03.jpg)


For the King:

(https://i.redd.it/9sdzxhjg64jz.jpg)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: kingshmegland on September 07, 2017, 09:15:13 PM
Amen Chad.  Amen.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Phoenix87x on September 08, 2017, 06:32:50 AM

Like a Next Level Boss:

(http://cdn.acidcow.com/pics/20170904/acid_picdump_03.jpg)



She's just practicing for when she's takes all his stuff after the divorce