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Title: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: XJDenton on December 22, 2016, 04:11:38 PM
Old one here:

http://www.dreamtheaterforums.org/boards/index.php?topic=41945
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: El Barto on December 22, 2016, 04:24:04 PM
I don't get it.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: XJDenton on December 22, 2016, 04:33:14 PM
You had to be there.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Hyperplex on December 22, 2016, 06:30:26 PM
Oldie but goody, way offensive and NSFW but classic for this time of year.

https://youtu.be/ajg8QrSsr_A
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Kwyjibo on December 22, 2016, 09:56:05 PM
Bring on the funnies
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Orbert on December 22, 2016, 11:25:33 PM
"graham's number"?
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Kotowboy on December 23, 2016, 02:27:46 AM
May be wrong but isn't Graham's Number the largest number in the universe ? :P


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qbInsYok8x8
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Zydar on December 23, 2016, 02:32:25 AM
"Graham's number is an unimaginably large number that is the proven upper bound on the solution to a certain problem in Ramsey theory."
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Kotowboy on December 23, 2016, 02:33:42 AM
"Graham's number is an unimaginably large number that is the proven upper bound on the solution to a certain problem in Ramsey theory."

Still none the wiser :lol
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Zydar on December 23, 2016, 02:42:38 AM
Nope :lol
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: kingshmegland on December 23, 2016, 04:57:22 AM
"Graham's number is an unimaginably large number that is the proven upper bound on the solution to a certain problem in Ramsey theory."

(http://i583.photobucket.com/albums/ss272/kingshmegland/Dont-call-me-shirley_zps5ld1uftl.png) (http://s583.photobucket.com/user/kingshmegland/media/Dont-call-me-shirley_zps5ld1uftl.png.html)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Jaffa on December 23, 2016, 06:59:50 AM
An oldie but a goodie:

Rejected Cartoons. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MuOvqeABHvQ)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Prog Snob on December 23, 2016, 07:13:10 AM
An oldie but a goodie:

Rejected Cartoons. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MuOvqeABHvQ)

I love those!! And this...

Billy's Balloons (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TWY1eupbMbU)



Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: XJDenton on December 23, 2016, 09:17:23 AM
A man has 895 sheep. Realising that this is quite a lot of sheep for one farm, and Jess, his sheepdog, is getting a bit old, he decides that he'll probably need a new dog...no, a whole team of dogs, to round so many sheep up.

So the next day, the farmer goes to the pet store. He looks around at the various herding dogs- they seem very fit, but young and untrained. The shopkeeper asks the farmer if he wants any help.

"Why yes," says the farmer. I need a team of sheepdogs to help round up my flock. I have a rather large number of sheep, you see, and I don't think any of these young pups would be up to the task of rounding up so many."

The shopkeeper says, "I've got just the thing for you." and leads the farmer into a small back room, where a single sheepdog sits waiting.

"Are you sure?" asks the farmer, "I have very many sheep and I don't think one dog will be able to round all of them up.".

"I'm sure." says the shopkeeper, "This is a very intelligent dog. He's been well-trained for many jobs and has skills beyond any other dog I've ever seen."

"Yes," says the dog, "I know six languages, eight martial arts and I have a degree in engineering." The farmer, clearly very impressed by this dog- who wouldn't be impressed by that? - decides to take him home.

That afternoon, the farmer and the dog walk together up hill, and from the top they can see the entire flock covering the fields. "Well," says the farmer, "I'd like you to round up all of these sheep.".

"Okay." replies the dog, "You have nine hundred sheep."
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: bosk1 on December 23, 2016, 09:32:13 AM
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Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Prog Snob on December 23, 2016, 10:33:06 AM
 :facepalm:

 :lol
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Zydar on December 23, 2016, 12:41:35 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/CkSpo6kl.jpg)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Scorpion on December 23, 2016, 03:59:50 PM
Just posting here to appreciate the thread title. Well done, XJ.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Kotowboy on December 23, 2016, 04:02:21 PM
I can't find anything which gives a simple explanation of Graham's Number :lol

Even on QI - Stephen said he doesn't even understand it either.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: MrBoom_shack-a-lack on December 23, 2016, 04:46:18 PM
I can't find anything which gives a simple explanation of Graham's Number :lol

Even on QI - Stephen said he doesn't even understand it either.
The best I could find: https://youtu.be/HX8bihEe3nA

Summary last 2 mins.

Even this is a bit heavy but you get a sense on what it's about.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Kotowboy on December 23, 2016, 04:54:12 PM
Bloody hell i thought that was Charlie Brooker at first.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Kotowboy on December 23, 2016, 05:11:42 PM
So - 3^^^^3 is like 13 trillion DIGITS Long but Grahams Number has 13 trillion ^ between the two 3's - and then you keep going until you have 64 layers of

   3(13 trillion ^)3
   - - - - - - - - - -
 13(13 trillion^)3

which is like bottom number to the power of top number.


All the way down for 64 layers.


I THINK that's what they're saying. :lol - Either way - some unfathomably gargantuan figure.

And THATS the figure for the number of DIMENSIONS a cube must have where all of it's vertices MUST be the same colour if you were to assign them one of two colours ?


:hat simple.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Jaffa on December 23, 2016, 10:05:45 PM
An oldie but a goodie:

Rejected Cartoons. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MuOvqeABHvQ)

I love those!! And this...

Billy's Balloons (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TWY1eupbMbU)

Also classic.

Almost everything I've seen from Hertzfeldt is brilliant.  Wisdom Teeth (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9W-VGUOiVDc) makes me laugh until it is physically painful to laugh. 
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Prog Snob on December 23, 2016, 10:47:05 PM
An oldie but a goodie:

Rejected Cartoons. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MuOvqeABHvQ)

I love those!! And this...

Billy's Balloons (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TWY1eupbMbU)

Also classic.

Almost everything I've seen from Hertzfeldt is brilliant.  Wisdom Teeth (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9W-VGUOiVDc) makes me laugh until it is physically painful to laugh.

I've never watch that before. Engaging now...

:lol :lol
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: kingshmegland on December 24, 2016, 06:14:37 AM
(http://i583.photobucket.com/albums/ss272/kingshmegland/FB_IMG_1482585159549_zpses9psnew.jpg) (http://s583.photobucket.com/user/kingshmegland/media/FB_IMG_1482585159549_zpses9psnew.jpg.html)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: BlobVanDam on December 24, 2016, 06:17:44 AM
It's JB Hifi. They're definitely doing it on purpose. :lol
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: kingshmegland on December 24, 2016, 06:21:25 AM
 :lol

Glorious.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: BlobVanDam on December 24, 2016, 06:27:07 AM
This is the same store that gave us this classic.

(http://www.scenedeath.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/lulu.jpg)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: kingshmegland on December 24, 2016, 06:36:19 AM
 :lol

I'd love to shop at that store.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Bolsters on December 24, 2016, 06:37:54 AM
The funniest part of that photo is the $22.99 price tag.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: chknptpie on December 24, 2016, 08:53:01 AM
yay new thread
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Kotowboy on December 24, 2016, 08:59:05 AM
It's JB Hifi. They're definitely doing it on purpose. :lol

It's funny because Ricky Gervais IS a massive prick :neverusethis:


- Also I keep saying it but Lulu is FAR from the worst thing ever. It's far from the worst Lou Reed album even. :biggrin:

Hmmm - would I rather listen to The View from Lulu or any song from One Direction or Justin Bieber ?

Something that's at least attempting to be art VS something that is thrown together in 5 minutes EXCLUSIVELY to create as much money as possible ?
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Sir GuitarCozmo on December 24, 2016, 03:48:53 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/wZGcEbC.jpg)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Tomislav95 on December 24, 2016, 05:06:53 PM
Hmmm - would I rather listen to The View from Lulu or any song from One Direction or Justin Bieber ?
One Direction and Justin Bieber, for sure!
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Kotowboy on December 24, 2016, 05:10:24 PM
Ok :lol
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: PowerSlave on December 24, 2016, 06:11:02 PM
http://worldwideinterweb.com/3237-funniest-santas-lap-photos-ever/?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark

Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Buddyhunter1 on December 25, 2016, 12:02:57 PM
(https://scontent-lga3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/15672543_1646961855598204_1056753649301898518_n.jpg?oh=982674054499d39cbb625cf2223f88a4&oe=58E9446D)

(https://scontent-lga3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t34.0-12/15591734_10154030353955636_683849482_n.jpg?oh=dff8d039dae2cb8115802900ed41b793&oe=5862FCB9)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Adami on December 25, 2016, 08:09:23 PM
(http://upshout.net/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/funny-comics-unexpected-twist-warandpeas-12.jpg)

(http://upshout.net/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/funny-comics-unexpected-twist-warandpeas-18-2.jpg)

(http://upshout.net/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/funny-comics-unexpected-twist-warandpeas-29.jpg)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: lonestar on December 28, 2016, 01:21:49 AM
Best bathroom doors ever....

(https://scontent.fsnc1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/15780852_10154725326076145_999722810539112523_n.jpg?oh=922bb64cdeb5734ba378d0b09bc49950&oe=58E9FD4B)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: bl5150 on December 28, 2016, 01:26:18 AM
 :rollin
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: kingshmegland on December 28, 2016, 04:55:29 AM
 :lol

Can't wait to show this to the wife!
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: hefdaddy42 on December 28, 2016, 08:35:49 AM
Best bathroom doors ever....

(https://scontent.fsnc1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/15780852_10154725326076145_999722810539112523_n.jpg?oh=922bb64cdeb5734ba378d0b09bc49950&oe=58E9FD4B)
:clap:
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: MrBoom_shack-a-lack on December 29, 2016, 05:58:47 AM
Japanese model being professional (https://youtu.be/fV1go_wnrgc)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: hefdaddy42 on December 29, 2016, 08:25:23 AM
 :tup
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: MrBoom_shack-a-lack on December 30, 2016, 07:45:44 AM
Amazon Alexa Gone Wild! (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r5p0gqCIEa8&feature=youtu.be)

 :lol
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: lonestar on December 30, 2016, 09:57:02 PM
So I guess these boots are a thing...

(https://scontent-sjc2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/15726881_10154867460693518_4740763503847957899_n.jpg?oh=ce70b7aa591e0d81fac51b1faf75b88f&oe=59236F6F)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: BlobVanDam on December 30, 2016, 09:59:25 PM
Who would want to wear those fugly skin coloured camel toes? :lol
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Prog Snob on December 30, 2016, 11:23:52 PM
Seriously nasty. I would just laugh at anyone I saw wearing those.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Cool Chris on December 31, 2016, 12:26:59 AM
(https://68.media.tumblr.com/1399d45655ae9dbe48c20234855beb00/tumblr_oivtsfxg0w1rir0h2o1_500.jpg)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Scorpion on December 31, 2016, 01:37:59 AM
:lolpalm:
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Zydar on December 31, 2016, 01:39:43 AM
:neverusethis:
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Kotowboy on December 31, 2016, 04:45:08 AM
I made up a joke !

Q : Why did the Ghostbusters cross the streams ?

A : To get to the other side !


:neverusethis:
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: ? on January 06, 2017, 12:42:47 PM
Didn't know I needed this in my life until now: Gizoogle (http://gizoogle.net)

Dream Theata on Wikipizzle (http://gizoogle.net/tranzizzle.php?search=https%3A%2F%2Fen.m.wikipedia.org%2Fwiki%2FDream_Theater&se=Go+Git+Dis+Shiznit)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Zydar on January 06, 2017, 01:03:11 PM
Didn't know I needed this in my life until now: Gizoogle (http://gizoogle.net)

Dream Theata on Wikipizzle (http://gizoogle.net/tranzizzle.php?search=https%3A%2F%2Fen.m.wikipedia.org%2Fwiki%2FDream_Theater&se=Go+Git+Dis+Shiznit)

"Fallin Tha Fuck into Infinity" :metal
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: MrBoom_shack-a-lack on January 06, 2017, 01:05:05 PM
Quote
Wakin Up tha Ghetto Tour   October 20, 1994 - August 3, 1995                    I Muthafucka Earth (Gangsta leg)
                                                                                                    Fates Warning (1st European leg)
                                                                                                    Echolyn (Gangsta one-offs)
                                                                                                    Threshold (2nd European leg)
I lol:ed at I Mother Earth, they got innocently dragged into this fizzle.  :lol
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: cramx3 on January 06, 2017, 01:39:18 PM
Nothing to add, just noticed the new thread and want in  :yarr
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: rumborak on January 07, 2017, 07:35:45 AM
smiley Labrie :rollin
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: MrBoom_shack-a-lack on January 07, 2017, 11:07:57 AM
Two Artificial Intelligence Bots Argue With Each Other About Being Human (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AhcwgElMr0Q&feature=youtu.be)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: ? on January 07, 2017, 02:26:06 PM
Two Artificial Intelligence Bots Argue With Each Other About Being Human (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AhcwgElMr0Q&feature=youtu.be)
You can watch the thing live here: http://nymag.com/selectall/2017/01/two-google-homes-are-arguing-about-whether-theyre-human.html

They've been talking about favorite bands, books, butter and toast. :P
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Kotowboy on January 07, 2017, 02:27:58 PM
PC1  I am human
PC2 Nope. i am
PC1 Nu uh bitch y'all cray cray
PC2 shit Girl- you trippin ?
PC1 shut your bitch ass down
PC2 Don't y'all make me come in there



Observers : Hmm. Not very PC after all.  :hat
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: MrBoom_shack-a-lack on January 07, 2017, 02:48:04 PM
Just now:

E: I feel like talking to you
V: Ok. What do you wan't to talk about?
E: I don't want to talk about what you want to talk about
V: But I don't know what I want to talk about. That's why I was asking you
E: I'm sure you have something to talk about
V: We can talk about whatever you think of to talk about
E: I want to talk about Jack London
V: I don't want to talk about James Griffy, I want to talk about aliens
E: But I want to talk to you about something

 :facepalm:
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Kotowboy on January 07, 2017, 02:53:05 PM
Great FEMALE computers ::)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: orcus116 on January 07, 2017, 03:06:19 PM
I watched like 10 minutes of the Twitch stream and had to turn it off because I couldn't breathe from laughing so hard.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Kotowboy on January 07, 2017, 03:10:13 PM
Haha !
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Ben_Jamin on January 08, 2017, 12:49:44 AM
My god that's the best thing ever. I could listen to that for days.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Adami on January 08, 2017, 11:32:03 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hi0BzqV_b44

Paul Rudd vs. Stephen Hawking in quantum chess.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: MrBoom_shack-a-lack on January 09, 2017, 05:56:35 AM
Kristen Wiig And Steve Carell The Golden Globes (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u_QQgz74qpo&feature=youtu.be)

Stevens story :lol
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Sir GuitarCozmo on January 09, 2017, 02:19:38 PM
(https://scontent-atl3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-0/p480x480/15965583_640639806142228_4479881026304758918_n.jpg?oh=e77cc57267cb529d8176b7f3a2b31b56&oe=59148F65)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Adami on January 09, 2017, 02:37:56 PM
The End Times. Debut album from new rap group "Venkman's Prophecy".
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: lonestar on January 10, 2017, 12:52:02 PM
The difference between alcohol and cannabis....


(https://media.giphy.com/media/3oz8xAs9MPAz3lIuxW/giphy.gif)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: rumborak on January 10, 2017, 12:58:58 PM
:lol
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: TioJorge on January 11, 2017, 02:04:11 AM
Amen to that.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Chino on January 11, 2017, 07:25:39 AM
(https://i.redditmedia.com/DCsXlc1E2BSNMi_sJjRUEd52wHhxJX31JKjSmMmWemI.jpg?w=460&s=34e4a9929a06f79943db13cc6fbd9839)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: cramx3 on January 11, 2017, 08:38:31 AM
 :rollin genius
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: TioJorge on January 11, 2017, 10:42:59 AM
Woooow :lol

Apart from being hilarious that actually is a really good idea. :metal
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Phoenix87x on January 11, 2017, 07:19:25 PM
That's very clever marketing. The only people that win during a divorce are the lawyers and they are laughing all the way to the bank 
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: MrBoom_shack-a-lack on January 12, 2017, 05:12:26 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/pgQyWxz.jpg)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: bosk1 on January 13, 2017, 09:03:21 AM
Took me a second, but :rollin
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: hefdaddy42 on January 13, 2017, 11:27:24 AM
 :lol
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Orbert on January 16, 2017, 10:14:10 AM
(http://imgur.com/rcTPdOj.jpg)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Kotowboy on January 18, 2017, 05:42:09 PM
.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: bl5150 on January 19, 2017, 09:32:31 PM
http://www.ign.com/boards/threads/3-doors-down-killed-it-at-trumps-concert-today.454914362/


The video is cool and believable (aside from the clear giveaways) but fake.  It is being reported as real by many news services - FAKE NEWS!
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: home on January 20, 2017, 10:49:22 AM
(https://68.media.tumblr.com/f3cfa2ec1e229c107a93130ba9f96f03/tumblr_ok1dt7bsaK1tr7vtjo1_500.gif)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: cramx3 on January 20, 2017, 12:59:20 PM
The one Trump writing the speech meme that I liked was the "Send Nudes" one
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: MrBoom_shack-a-lack on January 20, 2017, 03:37:07 PM
Totally pointless video but can I just say, that hip drummer along with that groove, glorious!  :lol

Ain't No Sunshine (I Know 1 Hour loop) (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OUhgSuPNHVM&feature=youtu.be)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Phoenix87x on January 21, 2017, 08:23:07 AM
I have always found it funny when people on amazon order a really good movie or album or something. It comes broken or not at all, and they then proceed to give the movie itself zero stars rather than the seller that screwed up.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: MrBoom_shack-a-lack on January 22, 2017, 09:34:46 AM
Curb Your Freakout (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ti2HHflqPLg)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Prog Snob on January 22, 2017, 09:38:58 AM
 :lol
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Sir GuitarCozmo on January 24, 2017, 07:24:35 PM
(http://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/a7ZYjjm_460s.jpg)

The "I'm 25 dating a 16 year old but she'll be 17 in March" starter pack.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: TioJorge on January 24, 2017, 10:41:27 PM
Man, ain't that the fucking truth.

That to me is the equivalent of women trimming their eyebrows till their half a millimeter thick and/or look (or are) drawn on.

That plus the fucking douche-king earring in the bottom-right pic...holy christ. It's like his smile is saying "Hahahaha, you don't know you have roofies in your drink, suhbrah?" to the aforementioned 16 year old.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Adami on January 25, 2017, 12:20:26 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WcuRPzB4RNc

The Ring prank.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: hefdaddy42 on January 25, 2017, 07:21:37 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WcuRPzB4RNc

The Ring prank.
Yeah, I saw that yesterday. 

That's awesome.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Zydar on January 26, 2017, 03:58:02 AM
Inauguration Day - a bad lip reading.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gneBUA39mnI&feature=youtu.be
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: BlobVanDam on January 26, 2017, 04:02:48 AM
I saw it earlier. One of their best. :lol
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: MrBoom_shack-a-lack on January 26, 2017, 05:10:29 AM
I love Obamas "U suuuuck" while smiling  :lol
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: JayOctavarium on January 26, 2017, 02:18:08 PM
Following :JayOctavarium:
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: bosk1 on January 26, 2017, 03:14:17 PM
Inauguration Day - a bad lip reading.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gneBUA39mnI&feature=youtu.be

"The kids made me a shiv, and I'm not afraid to use it."  :lol
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: MrBoom_shack-a-lack on January 26, 2017, 06:25:42 PM
https://youtu.be/PdvgMBks7-E
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: hefdaddy42 on January 27, 2017, 09:37:40 AM
https://youtu.be/PdvgMBks7-E
:clap:
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: cramx3 on January 27, 2017, 09:38:29 AM
Inauguration Day - a bad lip reading.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gneBUA39mnI&feature=youtu.be

"The kids made me a shiv, and I'm not afraid to use it."  :lol

 :lol there were some really good lines in this
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Orbert on January 30, 2017, 02:49:40 PM
(http://img.diply.com/article-images/a/3c7fc93e-b564-40a8-9454-a70f0efbc4eb.jpg)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Nekov on January 31, 2017, 05:13:48 AM
 :lol :clap:
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Podaar on February 03, 2017, 11:41:55 AM
Just read this on FB.

Quote
I have seen a lot of hate spewed in recent days about a man who is a constant winner and overachiever, and that's what the people who support him like about him. Yes, he's been caught in some lies and maybe twisted the truth a little but he's still out there proving his haters wrong time after time! Some people are just jealous of someone who is successful and has money. Throw in a hot foreign model at his side and they hate even more. You may not have wanted him in his role, but he's there now and there's nothing you can do about it. I know its just going to get worse over the next several days, but like it or not, Tom Brady is in the Super Bowl.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: rumborak on February 03, 2017, 12:30:09 PM
:lol
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: kingshmegland on February 03, 2017, 04:48:10 PM
 :lol
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: kingshmegland on February 03, 2017, 04:49:59 PM
(http://i583.photobucket.com/albums/ss272/kingshmegland/FB_IMG_1485902792719_zpszbrqkipd.jpg) (http://s583.photobucket.com/user/kingshmegland/media/FB_IMG_1485902792719_zpszbrqkipd.jpg.html)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: lonestar on February 03, 2017, 09:27:43 PM
(https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-0/p480x480/16426255_1366970856699159_6613499821849917245_n.jpg?oh=8b45b987152e8f7e0be4e7a6e46b5f7b&oe=593DC812)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Adami on February 03, 2017, 09:30:06 PM
I don't like that action figure set. It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Tomislav95 on February 05, 2017, 03:35:27 AM
(http://i65.tinypic.com/2po60c7.jpg)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Phoenix87x on February 05, 2017, 08:06:03 AM
(http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/Hmm_aeb918_905518.jpg)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Zydar on February 05, 2017, 08:44:19 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/vmfwf.gif)

Cartoon logic.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Nekov on February 06, 2017, 05:21:36 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/vmfwf.gif)

Cartoon logic.

Daffy duck playing portal before it was cool
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: bl5150 on February 07, 2017, 03:18:32 AM
(https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-xYGaMJof45c/WJCwLK1bXqI/AAAAAAAAnRM/Y-JS1Ax4u-ID2OKcHbcZ-U-VaB-EfQYNQCLcB/s1600/TrumpKatalog.jpg)



(https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-LOo5LPL5xTs/WJHUFuhX35I/AAAAAAAAnSc/BX2tyxcXmz436q3TK0grU14XSrjM5oiWACLcB/s1600/WallUS.jpg)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Zydar on February 07, 2017, 03:30:07 AM
:lol
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Chino on February 07, 2017, 10:54:49 AM
(https://i.redditmedia.com/0cypfUGMwimJWEhnQ3Le_FiYS3R1HMOoMuPoRHO9axs.png?w=597&s=0bdd9673d11c72950b4e0dafa049ee31)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: mike099 on February 07, 2017, 11:10:52 AM
 :lol  Hungry Hungry Hippo  I loved that game along with Rockem Sockem Robots(not sure I got that name right)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Zydar on February 08, 2017, 08:41:23 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/WCGiLiR.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/81e0tjN.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/L9CrbT7.jpg)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: BlobVanDam on February 09, 2017, 07:43:54 AM
Maybe check out my new video because why not? You may even find it mildly humorous!

"The Internet in the 1920s"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ljVASUUCabI
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Podaar on February 09, 2017, 08:13:03 AM
Who else googled Lillian Gish after watching this?
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Zydar on February 09, 2017, 08:13:46 AM
Yeah, I saw the video last night. Totally awesome :lol

Can't wait for the follow up.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: BlobVanDam on February 09, 2017, 08:19:24 AM
Who else googled Lillian Gish after watching this?

You wanted to see dem sexy ankles, didn't you? Perv.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: nobloodyname on February 09, 2017, 08:24:20 AM
What a wonderful short. Great work!
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: T-ski on February 09, 2017, 08:37:04 AM
nice job Blob!
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Podaar on February 09, 2017, 08:38:01 AM
Who else googled Lillian Gish after watching this?

You wanted to see dem sexy ankles, didn't you? Perv.

Hey, I resemble that comment!
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Orbert on February 09, 2017, 09:17:23 AM
As it happens, my wife was watching an old black and white movie yesterday, and Lillian Gish was in it.  She was kinda hot.  I bet she had some nice ankles.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: BlobVanDam on February 09, 2017, 09:22:21 AM
As it happens, my wife was watching an old black and white movie yesterday, and Lillian Gish was in it.  She was kinda hot.  I bet she had some nice ankles.

What are the odds?
I actually just googled to find a famous silent film actress and that name popped up, so I have no idea who she is. :lol
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Kotowboy on February 09, 2017, 09:24:20 AM
And like all women - she should stay silent !!!! :getoffmylawn:   :neverusethis:
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: hefdaddy42 on February 09, 2017, 09:27:05 AM
And like all women - she should stay silent !!!! :getoffmylawn:   :neverusethis:
She probably will.  She died in 1993.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Kotowboy on February 09, 2017, 12:35:14 PM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C4PLyadWYAQ_eQq.jpg:medium)





Noctis is just too fabulous for Gladio's bullshit.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: El Barto on February 09, 2017, 03:44:14 PM
Maybe check out my new video because why not? You may even find it mildly humorous!

"The Internet in the 1920s"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ljVASUUCabI
:tup
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: kingshmegland on February 10, 2017, 06:23:44 AM
Who else googled Lillian Gish after watching this?

You wanted to see dem sexy ankles, didn't you? Perv.

Podaar's eyebrows were on overdrive, perv mode.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: ReaperKK on February 10, 2017, 06:45:32 AM
As it happens, my wife was watching an old black and white movie yesterday, and Lillian Gish was in it.  She was kinda hot.  I bet she had some nice ankles.

just googled, they're definitely good looking.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: BlobVanDam on February 10, 2017, 06:48:24 AM
Guys, we have younger forum members here. This is highly inappropriate.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: kingshmegland on February 10, 2017, 06:55:53 AM
I'll respond to you.  You'll get my answer by telegram.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Zydar on February 10, 2017, 07:45:29 AM
I'll respond to you.  You'll get my answer by telegram.

*A speedy 1-2 weeks later....*
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: gmillerdrake on February 10, 2017, 05:18:11 PM
(http://i791.photobucket.com/albums/yy197/gmillerdrake/5E6085E7-2BA5-4228-A16B-CD0294DAE444.jpg) (http://s791.photobucket.com/user/gmillerdrake/media/5E6085E7-2BA5-4228-A16B-CD0294DAE444.jpg.html)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Orbert on February 10, 2017, 09:13:52 PM
I didn't actually Google her before, but just did now.  I hate the "sad nymph" look that was so common for portraits back then.  It must've been like the duckface of the 1920's.  Very few of those pictures do her justice IMO.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: BlobVanDam on February 10, 2017, 09:42:59 PM
I didn't actually Google her before, but just did now.  I hate the "sad nymph" look that was so common for portraits back then.  It must've been like the duckface of the 1920's.  Very few of those pictures do her justice IMO.

I wonder if that style was a carryover from the earlier days of photography where people had to sit still for an extended period of time due to long exposure, so rarely smiled?
Or maybe it was just duckface. It was in style to be depressed.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Progmetty on February 10, 2017, 10:08:32 PM
Spot on Blob :lol
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Phoenix87x on February 11, 2017, 05:42:23 PM
(http://cdn.emgn.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/battle-of-the-sexes-emgn-6.jpg)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Cool Chris on February 11, 2017, 06:04:16 PM
Hilarious!
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: MrBoom_shack-a-lack on February 12, 2017, 12:41:00 AM
Maybe check out my new video because why not? You may even find it mildly humorous!

"The Internet in the 1920s"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ljVASUUCabI
That was great!  :tup
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Kwyjibo on February 12, 2017, 03:53:34 AM
Maybe check out my new video because why not? You may even find it mildly humorous!

"The Internet in the 1920s"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ljVASUUCabI

That was super great  :tup :tup :tup
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: ReaperKK on February 12, 2017, 07:10:31 AM
(http://cdn.emgn.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/battle-of-the-sexes-emgn-6.jpg)

So very true.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Sir GuitarCozmo on February 14, 2017, 01:36:26 PM
Organic Valley Protein Shakes - Save the Bros commercial

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ewBG_jmMI40
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Chino on February 14, 2017, 01:47:45 PM
(http://cdn.emgn.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/battle-of-the-sexes-emgn-6.jpg)

So very true.

My girlfriend and her sister spent 7.5 hours in the Danbury mall last weekend. I don't even know how the hell such a feat is possible. I have maybe, about a 17 minute window before a mall makes me contemplate killing myself.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Scorpion on February 14, 2017, 02:06:05 PM
(http://cdn.emgn.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/battle-of-the-sexes-emgn-6.jpg)

So very true.

My girlfriend and her sister spent 7.5 hours in the Danbury mall last weekend. I don't even know how the hell such a feat is possible. I have maybe, about a 17 minute window before a mall makes me contemplate killing myself.

Whenever I hear stuff like this, I'm thankful that my girlfriend hates shopping as much as I do. :P
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Orbert on February 22, 2017, 09:58:25 AM
A bunch of silly Senior Quotes, stolen directly from another forum, because this thread has gone over a week without funny stuff, and we all need funny stuff.  Also, these kinds of posts are usually kinda bad, but I was actually surprised at how funny I found most of them.

(http://cdn77.eatliver.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/quote11.jpg)

(http://cdn77.eatliver.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/quote13.jpg)

(http://cdn77.eatliver.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/quote9.jpg)

(http://cdn77.eatliver.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/quote5.jpg)

(http://cdn77.eatliver.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/quote1.jpg)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Jaffa on February 22, 2017, 09:24:11 PM
 :lol

That last one is golden.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Scorpion on February 23, 2017, 09:22:08 AM
:rollin

I love those. I wish I had been as witty.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Ben_Jamin on February 23, 2017, 11:03:22 AM
I wish we got to do Senior Quotes. Our student council was really weird.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Hyperplex on February 23, 2017, 11:18:16 AM
Apparently these tweets are from 2014, and I really hope they are authentic because holy shit.

http://thechive.com/2017/02/23/guy-tripping-balls-on-ambien-tweets-absolute-insanity-27-photos/
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Orbert on February 23, 2017, 12:01:47 PM
:lol
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Orbert on February 23, 2017, 12:02:31 PM
(http://imgur.com/FwYjRbK.png)

Life is a bowl of melons.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Zydar on February 23, 2017, 12:26:07 PM
:zydar:
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Sir GuitarCozmo on February 24, 2017, 06:49:35 AM
(http://cdn.foodbeast.com/content/uploads/2015/05/Pineapple-Pizza-Girl.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/S58MLVL.jpg)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Podaar on February 24, 2017, 07:02:02 AM
 :lol  That's the fuckin' Ramones
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Sir GuitarCozmo on February 24, 2017, 07:25:37 AM
And Holiday in Cambodia is a Dead Kennedys song...
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: cramx3 on February 24, 2017, 08:03:38 AM
Always been a big fan of Hybrid Moments by the Misfits and Chemical Warfare by the Dead Kennedys, never really got into the Ramones though besides the hits.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Kotowboy on February 24, 2017, 08:31:02 AM
I don't get the whole deal with pineapple on pizza.

If you don't like it don't have it. Simple.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: rumborak on February 24, 2017, 08:48:42 AM
I'm always scratching my head when people get so opinionated about Hawaiian pizza, and then proceed to eat the shit show that is a 4-cheese pizza.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: chknptpie on February 24, 2017, 09:34:15 AM
I don't get the whole deal with pineapple on pizza.

If you don't like it don't have it. Simple.
- gay marriage
- guns
- abortion
etc....
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: cramx3 on February 24, 2017, 10:49:30 AM
I don't recall ever hearing about people shitting on hawaiin pizzas, I don't personally like it, but it's not bad and I never knew there was some like hatred towards it  :lol
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Sir GuitarCozmo on February 24, 2017, 10:53:36 AM
I was posting the pineapple on pizza bit because it's funny, not necessarily because I have an aversion to it, FWIW.

I don't get the whole deal with pineapple on pizza.

If you don't like it don't have it. Simple.
- gay marriage
- guns
- abortion
etc....

That's all well and good, but my gut or my upbringing says those things are icky, so I don't want other people to be able to have them either...
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Zydar on February 24, 2017, 10:56:29 AM
I don't recall ever hearing about people shitting on hawaiin pizzas...

(http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/thats-my-fetish-gifs.jpg)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Kotowboy on February 24, 2017, 11:12:12 AM
I don't get the whole deal with pineapple on pizza.

If you don't like it don't have it. Simple.
- gay marriage
- guns
- abortion
etc....

?? ?? ?? ??
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: cramx3 on February 24, 2017, 11:12:23 AM
I don't recall ever hearing about people shitting on hawaiin pizzas...

(http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/thats-my-fetish-gifs.jpg)

Then who eats it?  :lol
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Kotowboy on February 24, 2017, 11:12:46 AM
I'm always scratching my head when people get so opinionated about Hawaiian pizza, and then proceed to eat the shit show that is a 4-cheese pizza.

Or Pizza Hut. Last time I went it tasted of grease and fuck all else.


And I love pineapple on pizza btw.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: hefdaddy42 on February 24, 2017, 11:15:45 AM
Hawiian pizza is my jam.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Sir GuitarCozmo on February 24, 2017, 11:20:03 AM
I don't get the whole deal with pineapple on pizza.

If you don't like it don't have it. Simple.
- gay marriage
- guns
- abortion
etc....

?? ?? ?? ??

She's suggesting that more people should take the "don't like it, don't have it" advice (and its implication that those that want it should not have to hear those that don't, constantly bitch about it), when it comes to things like gay marriage, abortion, etc.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: chknptpie on February 24, 2017, 06:24:44 PM
I don't get the whole deal with pineapple on pizza.

If you don't like it don't have it. Simple.
- gay marriage
- guns
- abortion
etc....

?? ?? ?? ??

Oh yeah sorry - that wasn't meant to be directed AT you, just applying your statement. Stuck in P&R mode lol
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Adami on February 24, 2017, 06:25:52 PM
Do people really order guns on their pizza?
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: chknptpie on February 24, 2017, 06:27:18 PM
Do people really order guns on their pizza?

 :rollin
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Sir GuitarCozmo on February 24, 2017, 07:44:21 PM
Fuck yeah, America.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: kingshmegland on February 24, 2017, 07:49:42 PM
Hold the 9 mil.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: ? on February 24, 2017, 11:45:44 PM
10+ Animals That Look Like They’re About To Drop The Hottest Albums Of The Year (http://www.boredpanda.com/animals-about-to-drop-album-photos/)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: ReaperKK on February 25, 2017, 06:43:00 AM
I saw #6 before but they are all pretty great
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: mike099 on February 25, 2017, 07:30:50 AM
I like picture number 9.  That smoke(or clouds?) in the background makes the picture.
Those cats in picture 8 have some serious fur.  Badass outside cats in Finland.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: hefdaddy42 on March 04, 2017, 04:32:26 AM
(http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i238/hefdaddy42/funny/20080676_28_920_673_zpsknl1rixm.jpg)

(http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i238/hefdaddy42/funny/20080660_11_600_500_zps3pbgxlnw.jpg)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Zydar on March 04, 2017, 04:34:50 AM
The first one :lol
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Kotowboy on March 04, 2017, 04:36:56 AM
Yes indeed but it works without the caption too.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: ReaperKK on March 04, 2017, 07:20:02 AM
I love the Hulk one :lol
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Kotowboy on March 04, 2017, 09:35:45 AM
Every Adrenaline Mob fan was recently asked if they were excited about their new album.


50% said They were.


And the other guy said no :neverusethis:
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Hyperplex on March 04, 2017, 02:40:43 PM
Death metal Mary Poppins

https://youtu.be/iU2hy0L5lgg
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Prog Snob on March 04, 2017, 07:55:08 PM
(http://cdn.emgn.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/battle-of-the-sexes-emgn-6.jpg)

Naturally, women have a bigger gap...
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: kingshmegland on March 04, 2017, 07:58:50 PM
So does men's bank accounts.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: ? on March 09, 2017, 12:41:59 AM
Pretty songs with death metal lyrics (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8u1IpUPo-A)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Lynxo on March 09, 2017, 03:16:29 AM
Hahaha, all woman wants to shop and all men wants is for women to shut up. That's so funnyyyyyyy.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Orbert on March 10, 2017, 11:08:34 AM
What are the odds?

Two brothers in Pennsylvania bought PowerBall tickets (separately) and both won! (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3479090/Brothers-win-lottery-day-one-walked-away-millionaire-took-home-just-7.html)


James matched all the numbers and won the jackpot, while Bob matched... um... fewer numbers, and won a smaller amount.  But they were both winners and happy enough to pose for pictures.

(http://imgur.com/6VSFSHq.jpg)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Kotowboy on March 10, 2017, 11:11:19 AM
Hahaha, all woman wants to shop and all men wants is for women to shut up. That's so funnyyyyyyy.


:lolpalm: ISNT IT THOUGH !!!!! Men V women seems like a really obvious topic for stand up comedians. but none of them have ever explored it !!! crazy !!!
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Orbert on March 10, 2017, 11:30:46 AM
Sometimes I work from home, which is always a nice option when you can get it.  When my kids were younger, they had trouble with the concept that Daddy's working right now, and you can't bother him.  But at least I wasn't an expert on international politics being interviewed live by the BBC from my home office.

Dad Attempts To Give Interview From Home, Immediately Regrets It (http://Dad Attempts To Give Interview From Home, Immediately Regrets It)

(https://media.giphy.com/media/lQBxARtOEkCt2/giphy.gif)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Cool Chris on March 10, 2017, 11:52:51 AM
Hilarious! I work from home sometimes too and yes, it can be really hard if it is a day my daughter doesn't have school. That video would only have been better if the family dog started barking.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Orbert on March 10, 2017, 12:11:10 PM
I love how mom/nanny/housekeeper sneaks back at the end and closes the door, and you can still hear one of the kids screaming through the closed door as they continue the interview.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Hyperplex on March 10, 2017, 02:22:34 PM
The hate the guy is getting online is ridiculous. Either he didn't react enough and has a heart of stone, or he rudely stiffarmed his kid, or didn't acknowledge them because the "trivial" interview was too important. FFS just laugh at the situation. I think it was fine, and justifiably funny.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Orbert on March 10, 2017, 02:36:58 PM
Absolutely.  I was literally in tears from laughing.  It's been a long time since that's happened.

Also, I thought he handled it just fine.  When Daddy's working, you leave him alone.  The kids don't really get that, but he was fine.  I don't have an actual office at home, or even "office area", but the PCs are in the basement, and when Daddy is down there working, you don't go down there.  If I had an office, I'd close the door and my kids would know you do not open that door, ever.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Hyperplex on March 10, 2017, 02:39:07 PM
I think everyone in the entire video was fine. He was working, trying his hardest to remain professional, the kids were being kids, and the mom was desperately trying to right the ship while remaining as inconspicuous as possible. People just feel the need to pass judgment and put themselves on pedestals. I honestly don't know if I'd be able to remain as poised in the same situation.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Orbert on March 10, 2017, 02:43:49 PM
British = Unflappable poise
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Kotowboy on March 10, 2017, 03:49:27 PM
British = Unflappable poise

Quite. ☕️ 👀
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: MrBoom_shack-a-lack on March 11, 2017, 04:18:07 AM
John Oliver & Cookie Monster (https://youtu.be/H916EVndP_A)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Zydar on March 11, 2017, 10:02:54 AM
Saturday night dump:

(http://i.imgur.com/17xea.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/BM004dp.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/rM5YzvH.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/kVXM2TU.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/qEXPqxo.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/ET93jiq.jpg)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Phoenix87x on March 11, 2017, 03:33:02 PM

(http://i.imgur.com/ET93jiq.jpg)

Amen to this.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Kotowboy on March 11, 2017, 03:34:07 PM
Sir did you just assume my identity...?!?!?! :angry:

Well you look, sound and dress like a girl and your name is Anna. WTF do i call you ? ::)

We're in the era of the precious little snowflake.

Nobody can do anything anymore. If a guy pushes a woman out of the way of an oncoming car - she'll probably sue him for groping her and assuming that she needs saving

because she's "just a woman" and she wouldn't have been able to stop the car herself :angry: !!!!

If I hold the door open - It's not because I think you're WEAK and FEEBLE. It's because I was raised to be a gentleman.


These people really put the "ME" in meme :neverusethis:


ANYWAY BACK TO TEH FUNIS !!!!!
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: ? on March 12, 2017, 03:30:06 PM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Bd527o5IQAAnHd5.jpg)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Podaar on March 13, 2017, 08:19:35 AM
 :tup
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: rumborak on March 13, 2017, 08:56:01 AM
The bummer is how poorly written the actual text is because of it.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Nick on March 13, 2017, 12:39:47 PM

(http://i.imgur.com/ET93jiq.jpg)

Amen to this.

I know it's easy to look at this and laugh, but I love it. Sure, it's simplified, and their are plenty of real issues for people now to be worried about, but the fact is we've come so far in medicine, labor laws, globalism, etc that we don't have all the issues of the past, and that's a great thing. If being offended is the communal worst thing we've got to worry about, hooray on our accomplishments as a species.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Ben_Jamin on March 13, 2017, 12:54:50 PM
The bummer is how poorly written the actual text is because of it.

I find that more funnier.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: MetalJunkie on March 14, 2017, 05:52:39 AM
If being offended is the communal worst thing we've got to worry about, hooray on our accomplishments as a species.
Except it's not.

All the problems in that picture still exist. Maybe not near home, but they still exist.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Prog Snob on March 14, 2017, 07:36:04 PM
(http://i1272.photobucket.com/albums/y393/Prog_Snob/17211825_10155040417869871_2682344136971227760_o_zpsusrjzo6n.jpg)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Prog Snob on March 15, 2017, 02:07:47 AM
(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/3b/16/61/3b1661d83fa7a24a788ecaa02a419377.jpg)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Zydar on March 15, 2017, 02:28:01 AM
:lol :zydar:
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Podaar on March 15, 2017, 08:26:10 AM
 :omg:

(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/564x/61/5c/41/615c410352e77212bd4cdc1a96f9ab30.jpg)

 :lol
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Phoenix87x on March 15, 2017, 12:09:46 PM
(http://www.dumpaday.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/well-played-meme1.jpg)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: jingle.boy on March 19, 2017, 09:28:36 AM
(https://scontent.fcxh1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/17352422_1477632212271026_3132512640581272725_n.jpg?oh=9da27244d3af34d86218c767fed03848&oe=596F744D)

(http://epicpix.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/YrO99lE.jpg)

(http://epicpix.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/Becoming-a-pirate.jpg)

(http://epicpix.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/too_true_9.jpg)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Adami on March 19, 2017, 01:35:08 PM
Don't get the toilet one.


 :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin at the rest.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: jingle.boy on March 19, 2017, 02:14:31 PM
Don't get the toilet one.

Well, it wasn't this guy:

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cdw21jGUIAAGFnf.jpg)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Cool Chris on March 19, 2017, 02:53:05 PM
 :lol  that Titanic one.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: JayOctavarium on March 19, 2017, 05:40:42 PM
:rollin
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Kotowboy on March 19, 2017, 06:10:32 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/gJr1i8a.jpg)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: ReaperKK on March 19, 2017, 06:54:11 PM
This is how I felt that past two days at work.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Kotowboy on March 19, 2017, 07:16:39 PM
I forgot my headphones.

I left my headphones at home.

By accident.

:lol
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Orbert on March 19, 2017, 08:22:00 PM
On accident bugs me.  It's by accident, dammit.

On purpose.  By accident.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Adami on March 19, 2017, 08:23:12 PM
On accident bugs me.  It's by accident, dammit.

On purpose.  By accident.

Maybe he named his table accident.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Cool Chris on March 19, 2017, 08:27:02 PM
Or one of his children.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Orbert on March 19, 2017, 08:34:25 PM
I hadn't considered either of those possibilities.






They are therefore invalid.

(http://i1.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/facebook/000/000/185/nickcage.jpg)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: BlobVanDam on March 19, 2017, 09:50:25 PM
On accident bugs me.  It's by accident, dammit.

On purpose.  By accident.

I've heard this phrase a lot lately for some reason, and it annoys the crap out of me, but I assumed it was just an American thing.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Orbert on March 19, 2017, 10:40:01 PM
It probably is.  Specifically, stupid-assed Americans who can't be bothered to get the expression right.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Adami on March 19, 2017, 10:56:07 PM
It probably is.  Specifically, stupid-assed Americans who can't be bothered to get the expression right.

I doubt their doing it by purpose.












let that burn a bit.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: gmillerdrake on March 20, 2017, 11:35:42 AM
(http://i791.photobucket.com/albums/yy197/gmillerdrake/94AB038F-CD47-4616-8695-DB1C294E3869.jpg) (http://s791.photobucket.com/user/gmillerdrake/media/94AB038F-CD47-4616-8695-DB1C294E3869.jpg.html)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Orbert on March 22, 2017, 10:02:42 AM
(http://imgur.com/KVWKDOO.jpg)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: BlobVanDam on March 22, 2017, 10:05:35 AM
Yeah, they knew what they were doing. :hat
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: eric42434224 on March 22, 2017, 08:11:07 PM
Canadian Glove company.  Great names on many of their gloves.
Catalog:  http://www.watsongloves.com/guides/Watson%20Gloves%20Catalogue%20July%202016_For%20Screen.pdf (http://www.watsongloves.com/guides/Watson%20Gloves%20Catalogue%20July%202016_For%20Screen.pdf)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: kingshmegland on March 22, 2017, 08:35:00 PM
Eric. :lol

(http://i583.photobucket.com/albums/ss272/kingshmegland/canadian-middle-finger_zps7ivommbj.jpg) (http://s583.photobucket.com/user/kingshmegland/media/canadian-middle-finger_zps7ivommbj.jpg.html)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: hefdaddy42 on March 24, 2017, 08:40:34 PM
Orbert?


(http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i238/hefdaddy42/funny/20082840_2_600_639_zpsgzxmryih.jpg)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Phoenix87x on March 25, 2017, 05:04:32 AM
(https://static1.fjcdn.com/comments/Here+s+one+i+find+interesting+back+in+the+_3386e4ce9ababf4b0e7c14612b441c41.jpg)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: kingshmegland on March 25, 2017, 05:28:55 AM
Jackie would love that pic.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Orbert on March 25, 2017, 06:47:30 AM
Orbert?

(http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i238/hefdaddy42/funny/20082840_2_600_639_zpsgzxmryih.jpg)

I wish I could grow my beard that thick.  I do the goatee because that's all I can do.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Prog Snob on March 25, 2017, 09:07:35 PM
That's why he's smiling.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Orbert on March 25, 2017, 09:53:32 PM
Smug bastard.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Prog Snob on March 25, 2017, 09:55:18 PM
(https://media1.popsugar-assets.com/files/thumbor/BeW4_xJAy6lJxGEwNLAOpusOyDA/fit-in/1024x1024/filters:format_auto-!!-:strip_icc-!!-/2014/05/16/868/n/1922283/91f9663ce66af00e_Damon-salvatore-damon-salvatore-24717058-454-250/i/Meet-Damon-Salvatore.gif)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: MrBoom_shack-a-lack on March 30, 2017, 02:53:46 AM
 :P

(https://i.redd.it/a58dan2f4goy.jpg)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Adami on March 30, 2017, 02:54:42 AM
I've lived in America most of my life.

That map is 100% accurate.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Tomislav95 on March 30, 2017, 03:48:17 AM
Except what is Texas
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Sir GuitarCozmo on March 30, 2017, 07:23:25 AM
Gun totin' rednecks?
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: hefdaddy42 on March 30, 2017, 07:42:35 AM
(http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i238/hefdaddy42/funny/20082891_1_600_479_zpsbbzjb0qg.jpg)


(http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i238/hefdaddy42/funny/20082338_30_584_439_zpsltzovvkb.jpg)


(http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i238/hefdaddy42/funny/20082262_15_600_553_zpsa3q8r9gc.jpg)


(http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i238/hefdaddy42/funny/20081676_2_600_590_zpsninrpcbo.jpg)


(http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i238/hefdaddy42/funny/20081536_8_600_600_zpscij0krxb.jpg)


(http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i238/hefdaddy42/funny/20081110_9_600_651_zpssanp3044.jpg)


(http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i238/hefdaddy42/funny/20080819_39_600_545_zpslbc4i95p.jpg)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: gmillerdrake on March 30, 2017, 10:24:33 AM
Short story:

Last weekend we took the family to a YMCA Camp lodge. Real fun time, lots of zip lining, rock wall climbing, Archery, horseback riding and so on.

One of the included costs was three meals a day at the cafeteria buffet style. One day for lunch I notice a Huge bowl of rich, creamy, delicious looking Brown Pudding. I love pudding. I load up an nice bowl of this fantastic looking pudding and dart back to the table so I can start gorging myself on it.

Scooped up a nice spoonful of the pudding and shoved it in my mouth only to learn this wonderful, rich looking pudding was BBQ sauce! On its own BBQ sauce isn't bad. But when you've pumped yourself up to eat some scrumptious pudding then throw a huge spoonful of it in your mouth....it's quite a surprise.  :lol
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: ? on March 30, 2017, 10:41:25 AM
A cover of Beat It done with bottles (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cLo3aN7WV7c)

Reality Show Set in Wilderness Taken Off Air, but No One Tells Contestants for Months (http://variety.com/2017/tv/global/reality-show-wilderness-canceled-contestants-1202016947/)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Kotowboy on March 30, 2017, 10:49:01 AM
Reality Show Set in Wilderness Taken Off Air, but No One Tells Contestants for Months (http://variety.com/2017/tv/global/reality-show-wilderness-canceled-contestants-1202016947/)

I think they should just do that anyway.

Do a series of Celebrity Big Brother but don't tell any of the people on there that are desperate to be on TV - that nobody is watching.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Chino on March 30, 2017, 11:34:45 AM
(https://i.redditmedia.com/W8kNhQvoY-17Te-sog8D9_bDzY8JFPK23FgLFGikdro.jpg?w=432&s=53ea2d26e961cf2ebad60603b2caa817)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: hefdaddy42 on March 30, 2017, 11:40:10 AM
Short story:

Last weekend we took the family to a YMCA Camp lodge. Real fun time, lots of zip lining, rock wall climbing, Archery, horseback riding and so on.

One of the included costs was three meals a day at the cafeteria buffet style. One day for lunch I notice a Huge bowl of rich, creamy, delicious looking Brown Pudding. I love pudding. I load up an nice bowl of this fantastic looking pudding and dart back to the table so I can start gorging myself on it.

Scooped up a nice spoonful of the pudding and shoved it in my mouth only to learn this wonderful, rich looking pudding was BBQ sauce! On its own BBQ sauce isn't bad. But when you've pumped yourself up to eat some scrumptious pudding then throw a huge spoonful of it in your mouth....it's quite a surprise.  :lol
Holy shit  :lol

(https://i.redditmedia.com/W8kNhQvoY-17Te-sog8D9_bDzY8JFPK23FgLFGikdro.jpg?w=432&s=53ea2d26e961cf2ebad60603b2caa817)
SUCCESS
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: mike099 on March 30, 2017, 12:00:19 PM
Short story:

Last weekend we took the family to a YMCA Camp lodge. Real fun time, lots of zip lining, rock wall climbing, Archery, horseback riding and so on.

One of the included costs was three meals a day at the cafeteria buffet style. One day for lunch I notice a Huge bowl of rich, creamy, delicious looking Brown Pudding. I love pudding. I load up an nice bowl of this fantastic looking pudding and dart back to the table so I can start gorging myself on it.

Scooped up a nice spoonful of the pudding and shoved it in my mouth only to learn this wonderful, rich looking pudding was BBQ sauce! On its own BBQ sauce isn't bad. But when you've pumped yourself up to eat some scrumptious pudding then throw a huge spoonful of it in your mouth....it's quite a surprise.  :lol
Holy shit  :lol

deep throat

(https://i.redditmedia.com/W8kNhQvoY-17Te-sog8D9_bDzY8JFPK23FgLFGikdro.jpg?w=432&s=53ea2d26e961cf2ebad60603b2caa817)
SUCCESS
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Zydar on March 30, 2017, 12:08:59 PM
(https://media.giphy.com/media/10juQ7fAaQjuHS/giphy.gif)

*something witty about Solo here*
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Kotowboy on March 30, 2017, 12:16:26 PM
How about

" I guess it's funny because Star Wars ? ? ? "
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Hyperplex on March 30, 2017, 12:31:46 PM
(https://scontent-iad3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/17424839_1480828105325003_1813210139278556847_n.jpg?oh=4047cf79d9941f9c4ef2cc8108a72c73&oe=59977088)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Cool Chris on March 30, 2017, 01:04:51 PM
Laughed way too hard at that Jesus one.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: hefdaddy42 on March 30, 2017, 01:08:27 PM
Oh my God
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Kotowboy on March 30, 2017, 01:48:24 PM
Gonna have to explain that one.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Hyperplex on March 30, 2017, 01:52:47 PM
Google Cash me Ousside, watch that horribly annoying video, then come back and attribute its meaning to this.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Cool Chris on March 30, 2017, 02:00:22 PM
Or better yet, stay as far away from that video as possible.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Orbert on March 30, 2017, 02:01:50 PM
Is there a way to obtain the explanation which does not involve watching a horribly annoying video?
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Adami on March 30, 2017, 02:10:01 PM
Is there a way to obtain the explanation which does not involve watching a horribly annoying video?

It's a short video.

White trash girl on talk show says dumb stuff.

Audience not happy.

Catch me outside. How about that? Meant as challenge.

Meme is born.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Hyperplex on March 30, 2017, 02:19:40 PM
Is there a way to obtain the explanation which does not involve watching a horribly annoying video?

It's a short video.

White trash girl on talk show says dumb stuff.

Audience not happy.

Catch me outside. How about that? Meant as challenge.

Meme is born.

In her accent it comes out as "Cash me ousside, how 'bou 'da?"
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Sir GuitarCozmo on March 30, 2017, 02:20:57 PM
Her accent just happens to be "street".
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Hyperplex on March 30, 2017, 02:38:02 PM
You mean like she fell and busted her mouth on the street?
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Cool Chris on March 30, 2017, 02:43:57 PM
It's not a terrible video, but just the fact that it a) caught on and b) is landing her a TV deal says way more about our society than I want to believe.

Back to the funnies, guys!
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Hyperplex on March 30, 2017, 02:49:17 PM
That Jesus thing I posted made my fucking day.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: jingle.boy on March 30, 2017, 03:47:46 PM
(http://epicpix.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/please-do-not-open.jpg)

(http://epicpix.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/amy.jpg)

(http://epicpix.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/32ecd_011f036817da98b8.jpg)

(http://epicpix.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/ff_4179.jpg)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Cyclopssss on March 31, 2017, 12:38:59 AM
Is there a way to obtain the explanation which does not involve watching a horribly annoying video?

It's a short video.

White trash girl on talk show says dumb stuff.

Audience not happy.

Catch me outside. How about that? Meant as challenge.

Meme is born.

Wasn't that girl like, 14 or something? Made me seriously slap my forehead.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: lonestar on March 31, 2017, 08:54:57 AM
Yup, and the family is now making money hand over fist. 'Murica kids...
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Zydar on April 01, 2017, 02:35:35 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/w48wnqa.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/GrjJs.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/YfV387D.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/wtxcbvC.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/wtA1psB.gif)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Ben_Jamin on April 01, 2017, 03:40:12 PM
Haha that last one.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Kotowboy on April 01, 2017, 04:15:12 PM
Quote
(http://i.imgur.com/YfV387D.jpg)


LMAO :rollin
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: kingshmegland on April 01, 2017, 04:27:22 PM
 :lol

My grandmother worked at a church cleaning the priest's quarters.  The priest had on of those lifts and when I had half day from school before I was a teen, I rode on of those for hours entertaining myself. :lol
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Orbert on April 01, 2017, 05:21:11 PM
Genuine laugh out loud for me!  :lol
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: cramx3 on April 03, 2017, 09:46:36 AM
Haha that last one.

 :lol
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Prog Snob on April 03, 2017, 08:03:07 PM
:P

(https://i.redd.it/a58dan2f4goy.jpg)

Well, I like that map because it totally gives New York claim over New England!  ;)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Adami on April 03, 2017, 08:13:58 PM
Really? When people meet someone from New England, you want them to think "new york"?

I'd re-think that.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Prog Snob on April 03, 2017, 08:15:15 PM
No, I want people to devour their soul.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Adami on April 03, 2017, 08:17:08 PM
Ohhhhhhh, I gotcha. Carry on then good sir!
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Prog Snob on April 03, 2017, 08:19:45 PM
(http://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdjph9ToXI1qc882co4_250.gif)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: kingshmegland on April 03, 2017, 08:24:35 PM
No, I want people to devour their soul.

Bring it sucka!!! :lol
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Prog Snob on April 03, 2017, 08:28:12 PM
I was wondering when you were going to see this.  :lol
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: kingshmegland on April 03, 2017, 08:36:47 PM
 :lol

Lately,  we are the male in this relationship.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Prog Snob on April 03, 2017, 08:50:33 PM
(http://legalinsurrection.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/Hillary-got-a-little-bit-too-excited-Imgur.gif)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: kingshmegland on April 03, 2017, 08:56:21 PM
Don't you ever do that again!! :lol
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Prog Snob on April 03, 2017, 09:02:45 PM
 ;)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: XJDenton on April 03, 2017, 09:35:50 PM
IT trailer except it's the Cat in the Hat (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ztxEHtrgTRg&feature=youtu.be)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: hefdaddy42 on April 04, 2017, 07:37:14 AM
IT trailer except it's the Cat in the Hat (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ztxEHtrgTRg&feature=youtu.be)
:clap:
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Chino on April 05, 2017, 10:40:18 AM
(https://i.redditmedia.com/DPAzvyHFVVBAbFu8eoOE9S7DkgwcI0dg8ALizZidXN4.jpg?w=490&s=d692b747b8da0b1b3502161e28d32932)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: cramx3 on April 05, 2017, 10:47:40 AM
 :lol love the traffic waiting for this to cross
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Orbert on April 05, 2017, 11:44:25 AM
(http://www.niagararails.com/images/CrossingGate-anim.gif)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Zydar on April 05, 2017, 12:28:39 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/KSMNddb.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/cHghGUp.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/9ioh3XT.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/G4vDgnY.jpg)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Orbert on April 05, 2017, 12:56:14 PM
(http://imgur.com/Idx3bzw.jpg)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Chino on April 06, 2017, 11:27:00 AM
(https://i.redditmedia.com/N3pOB6IIgVMJUjD3JWfetqs14YJz0vv5nRBi8VmBaNU.png?w=597&s=57b30fe64610742e4b43f2e4aa4cf90d)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Orbert on April 06, 2017, 11:50:34 AM
Sadly, there are many people out there wondering what the hell that machine is supposed to be.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: BlobVanDam on April 06, 2017, 11:50:56 AM
Looks like it was made by a Mac fanboy.

Sadly, there are many people out there wondering what the hell that machine is supposed to be.

For reals? That would be sad.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Chino on April 06, 2017, 12:01:21 PM
When I was in Vegas a few weeks ago, there was a barcade right down the road from my hotel. It was a decently sized bar with 35 or so retro video game machines. They were all free to play. It was fantastic.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: BlobVanDam on April 06, 2017, 12:06:47 PM
A little while ago we searched for nearby arcades, and all we found was a local bowling alley that also has arcade games, but it was all crap. We played a bit of Pac-Man, but the joystick was hard to play with, it wasn't quite like the original, and it cost $2 per life. Such a ripoff. The rest of the games were crappy racing games, random stuff like hoops, and mobile games. Why would I pay to play a free old mobile game at an arcade?
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: bosk1 on April 06, 2017, 12:13:09 PM
At the peak of my arcade gaming time as a kid, there was a pretty good arcade down the street that gave 5 tokens for a buck, and all games were 1 token.  I had a paper route at the time, too.  The way you got paid was, at the end of the month, you would go to each of your customers on your route and collect their $6.25.  You would then turn in your bill to the local district (which worked out to probably like $4.00 per customer) and keep the rest.  So basically, once I collected enough for my bill, whenever I would get that next $6.25, it was off to the arcade for 31 tokens!!!
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Chino on April 06, 2017, 12:33:27 PM
One of the things I find kind of funny when looking back at arcade culture is how today people won't use a game or an app because it isn't free. People refusing to buy Roller Coaster Tycoon (original & 2) on Android because $5.99 is too expensive. Hell, there were afternoons where I'd run $10 through the Simpsons game and think nothing of it.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: BlobVanDam on April 06, 2017, 12:37:40 PM
One of the things I find kind of funny when looking back at arcade culture is how today people won't use a game or an app because it isn't free. People refusing to buy Roller Coaster Tycoon (original & 2) on Android because $5.99 is too expensive. Hell, there were afternoons where'd I'd run $10 through the Simpsons game and think nothing of it.

App gamers are aids.

Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: jingle.boy on April 06, 2017, 12:38:34 PM
Tell me about it.  I can't begin to imagine how much money I deposited into Centipede, Street Fighter II, or Dragon's Lair.  I'll bet it was more than the $60 that console games cost nowadays too.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: kingshmegland on April 06, 2017, 12:50:16 PM
There was a time I could get to the 50the key level in Pacific Man.  A quarter would last 2 hours.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: hefdaddy42 on April 06, 2017, 12:53:00 PM
Centipede and Ms. Pac-Man were my jam.  I have no idea how many quarters I used on those.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: bosk1 on April 06, 2017, 12:55:31 PM
There was a time I could get to the 50the key level in Pacific Man.  A quarter would last 2 hours.

I have no idea what this means.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Zydar on April 06, 2017, 12:56:31 PM
 :lol

Holy swimwear, Pacific Man!
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: kingshmegland on April 06, 2017, 12:58:17 PM
50th key on the Pac Man game. You happy bro. :lol

Actually the 52 key was my best.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: El Barto on April 06, 2017, 01:05:29 PM
Sadly, there are many people out there wondering what the hell that machine is supposed to be.
I was gonna go with Missile Command, but the trackball is on the wrong side. Moreover, I think it had smaller, red buttons.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: hefdaddy42 on April 06, 2017, 01:06:31 PM
There was a time I could get to the 50the key level in Pacific Man.  A quarter would last 2 hours.

I have no idea what this means.
I've seen so many nonsensical typings from the king that I went right by this one and it didn't even register.

(http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i238/hefdaddy42/funny/hadadreamiwasking_zps7fc0c13a.jpg)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: kingshmegland on April 06, 2017, 01:55:13 PM
Amen.  If only I proofread.  If only.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: rumborak on April 06, 2017, 03:52:47 PM
I don't see what's bad about people balking at a $6 app. First of all, unlike the arcades, *you* are fronting the cost of the computing platform it runs on, as well as the power. And secondly, unlike in arcades where you dump a quarter​at most to see whether a game stinks or not, games on the app store often have a no return policy, which means you're stuck with what you bought.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Orbert on April 06, 2017, 05:00:51 PM
Sadly, there are many people out there wondering what the hell that machine is supposed to be.
I was gonna go with Missile Command, but the trackball is on the wrong side. Moreover, I think it had smaller, red buttons.

I was thinking that "kids these days" wouldn't even know what an arcade machine looks like, since they seem to play consoles and maybe PC games.  My son is a serious gamer, but never went to the arcade.  I don't even know if there is one in my town.

No guess on what the specific game in the picture originally was before shooping.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Kotowboy on April 06, 2017, 05:04:52 PM
Everyone musta seen arcade machines in films at least.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: rumborak on April 06, 2017, 07:35:39 PM
The Last Starfighter is an awesome movie. Just sayin.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: rumborak on April 06, 2017, 07:36:50 PM
*double post*
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: kingshmegland on April 06, 2017, 07:44:12 PM
The Last Starfighter is an awesome movie. Just sayin.

Oh hell yeah!
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: BlobVanDam on April 06, 2017, 10:26:45 PM
The Last Starfighter is an awesome movie. Just sayin.

And the car from the movie was also used in the 2015 future scene of Back to the Future 2. :blob:
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: rumborak on April 07, 2017, 09:57:27 AM
Whaaaaat. Now I have to look that up.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: BlobVanDam on April 07, 2017, 10:04:07 AM
Whaaaaat. Now I have to look that up.

(http://www.blobvandam.com/link/bttf_starfighter.jpg)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: rumborak on April 07, 2017, 10:19:37 AM
(http://www.jackincongruente.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/Fun-facts-back-to-the-future-part-II-Spinner-blade-runner.png)

And a spinner car from Blade Runner as well, wow.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: BlobVanDam on April 07, 2017, 10:33:01 AM
There are actually two in there; the one you linked, plus one a few spots in front of the Starfighter car. Most of those cars were either props from other movies, or concept cars on loan.

:blob: Sorry for the digression.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: hefdaddy42 on April 07, 2017, 11:32:31 AM
The Last Starfighter is an awesome movie. Just sayin.
Indeed.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Kotowboy on April 07, 2017, 06:14:05 PM
Some props from Star Trek were in The Last Starfighter or vice versa.

Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: T-ski on April 07, 2017, 07:16:13 PM
The Last Starfighter is awesome, and that's no joke.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Zydar on April 08, 2017, 06:00:55 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/LzJwLvR.jpg)


(http://i.imgur.com/4HGpMXi.jpg)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Prog Snob on April 08, 2017, 08:55:43 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/SYGwA97.gif)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Chino on April 11, 2017, 08:09:56 AM
(https://i.redditmedia.com/xuAaLzPacuG3C2aWRvW5zu9U303HzVa_Fx45PhJoUG4.jpg?w=768&s=e4d4b16e037d3a34876b4fe1917a408f)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: cramx3 on April 11, 2017, 08:32:15 AM
 :lol the united meme's are golden.  Even as a United frequent flyer (I actually hate them, but they have the routes I need for work), I find all of this highly amusing. 
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: gmillerdrake on April 11, 2017, 08:32:50 AM
The Last Starfighter is an awesome movie. Just sayin.

Oh hell yeah!

Yep. Love that movie.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Phoenix87x on April 11, 2017, 08:43:22 AM
Now I definitely don't agree with what they did to the guy, but If I was ever in that situation I would just do what ever they said, only because in this day and age the slightest little thing done on an airplane can get you tazed, punched, choked out or shot and for me, lesser of the evils is just trying to arrange another flight. The situation sucks though
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: cramx3 on April 11, 2017, 08:59:29 AM
I think the 800 credit and hotel offer might have gotten me off that plane.  I've never seen offers that good for changing a flight.  I personally feel the best resolution would be to just raise that offer until someone bit.  United fucked up by letting people board that plane knowing it was overbooked, that was the second fuck up after overbooking although it is common for planes to overbook (I dont agree with it, but I think the overbooking in and of itself was not the real issue).

While I think I would be calm and just get off, at the same time, that guy causing the scene may have earned him a nice lawsuit so maybe holding your ground isn't such a bad thing.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Chino on April 11, 2017, 09:05:10 AM
I think the 800 credit and hotel offer might have gotten me off that plane.  I've never seen offers that good for changing a flight.  I personally feel the best resolution would be to just raise that offer until someone bit.  United fucked up by letting people board that plane knowing it was overbooked, that was the second fuck up after overbooking although it is common for planes to overbook (I dont agree with it, but I think the overbooking in and of itself was not the real issue).

While I think I would be calm and just get off, at the same time, that guy causing the scene may have earned him a nice lawsuit so maybe holding your ground isn't such a bad thing.

From what I've read, it wasn't overbooked as in too many tickets sold. At the last minute, United decided to get 4 paying customers off the plane to fly 4 employees to the next city. Making a paying customer (a doctor on his way to see patients no less) leave so you can fly an employee seems like a really stupid move. Put the employees on a competing flight if you have to or offer more money. Delta paid a woman $11K to get off her flight a few months ago. Had United bumped that $800 up to $1200+, someone most likely would have bit. Now they're swimming in the shitty PR waters and lost more than that extra $400 within ten minutes of that video making its way onto the internet.

I don't think I would have gotten off. If I was on my way to the annual world finals in Vegas and you were going to force me to miss the first day because you couldn't manage your employees' schedules properly and had to give them my seat, I'd be absolutely livid.

The random selection thing seems kind of shitty to me too. What would have happened if they randomly selected a child, an elderly person, a decorated veteran, or a pregnant woman?
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: cramx3 on April 11, 2017, 09:11:47 AM
It's not truly random either.  I read it selects from a pool of the lowest level customer.  As in the people who bought the cheapest tickets and don't have status.  I joked with my gf yesterday that on our united flights for vacation this summer she is in jeopardy of forced removal, but I will be enjoying the vacation regardless  :lol

And I think everyone has a price point where they would sacrifice whatever their plans are.  Like if I was coming home from vacation, shit I'll take that 800 and get an extra night.  If I am on my way to vacation, well that offer needs to go up more to pay for the room I just lost a night on and the fact that I am getting a shorter vacation.  I agree, just keep raising the price, it's not even cash, just credit towards another flight so it really isn't costing as much as it seems.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Chino on April 11, 2017, 09:44:09 AM
Fair point. I actually did that a few years ago coming home from a trip in Florida. They offered a $500 voucher, hotel for the night, and a $30 giftcard to a restaurant of your choosing. I raised my hand right away. Called out of work the next day saying "boss, there's nothing I could do. I couldn't get off the ground".
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: cramx3 on April 11, 2017, 09:46:36 AM
 :rollin
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: MrBoom_shack-a-lack on April 11, 2017, 10:11:05 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/99dgkTs.gif)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Phoenix87x on April 11, 2017, 11:31:36 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/dlCKqHI.gif)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Chino on April 11, 2017, 11:35:15 AM
(https://i.redditmedia.com/6M_OSCK1wNWibyY_KL8wzKmfDxLb8IJfaPp5iAhE-94.jpg?w=752&s=f491469f957547eef00bf3b7d7737ec2)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Chino on April 11, 2017, 01:18:40 PM
(https://i.redditmedia.com/GuZcwgM8Y_96e6C5MmTRGzSVX291cv3bcCG0uanfeOQ.jpg?w=960&s=617ee8fb1d811ab6512f493baea07575)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: kingshmegland on April 11, 2017, 07:01:39 PM
(http://i583.photobucket.com/albums/ss272/kingshmegland/FB_IMG_1491958755614_zpshzejc72e.jpg) (http://s583.photobucket.com/user/kingshmegland/media/FB_IMG_1491958755614_zpshzejc72e.jpg.html)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: lonestar on April 11, 2017, 08:52:22 PM
I wish this one was real...
(http://www.cougarboard.com/upload/25d8519b2b4355a571618f067925d2b6.jpg)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Cyclopssss on April 12, 2017, 01:46:20 AM
Seriously, if that would have happened to me I would have sewed that airline and the motherfuckers who did that to me for all they owned.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Kotowboy on April 12, 2017, 01:54:39 AM
Sewed their ripped shirts for them ?

So kind.  :-* :-*
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Cyclopssss on April 12, 2017, 06:22:51 AM
I meant sue. Sew me. 
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Kotowboy on April 12, 2017, 10:12:33 AM
I meant sue. Sew me.

:rollin
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Chino on April 13, 2017, 09:44:59 AM
(https://i.redditmedia.com/dcD4lnAScG3LULYJTOXaSbIbOBv3x7OEAj6HXvkwXUw.jpg?w=583&s=b83cb4e3be5f4f1f4267faaf87c1a05c)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: BlobVanDam on April 13, 2017, 09:49:08 AM
And bunnies!
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Adami on April 13, 2017, 09:50:06 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yb2Ayh2oLWw
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Orbert on April 13, 2017, 11:59:43 AM
(http://imgur.com/4UkwWcR.jpg)

(http://imgur.com/S0CK7hh.jpg)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Sir GuitarCozmo on April 13, 2017, 01:24:15 PM
(http://sadmoment.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/If-Someone-Tells-a-Joke-a-White-Girl-Doesnt-Get-Offended.jpg)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: hefdaddy42 on April 13, 2017, 03:24:01 PM
:clap:
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Zydar on April 15, 2017, 02:01:27 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/h84D9pd.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/a74QmDE.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/Jojn5yo.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/EHgQO1z.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/JAbfGeu.png)

(http://i.imgur.com/84yDcvj.jpg)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: kingshmegland on April 15, 2017, 03:07:26 PM
Chad would love the last one. :lol
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: MrBoom_shack-a-lack on April 16, 2017, 06:33:33 AM
(https://i.redd.it/5oqortlcxrry.jpg)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Kotowboy on April 16, 2017, 10:46:16 AM
That's how Tom Cruise prefers to travel nowadays.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Phoenix87x on April 16, 2017, 11:06:19 AM
(https://i.chzbgr.com/full/5985786112/h8BB3AAB5/)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: rumborak on April 16, 2017, 04:31:45 PM
Mischief managed, clearly.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: bosk1 on April 17, 2017, 04:10:28 PM
"suppose to?"
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: bl5150 on April 18, 2017, 09:04:52 AM
Looking forward to my favourite Trump impersonator getting his own show - April 27th after The Daily Show

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p_NwuWR8dJs



Releasing his tax returns last week  https://youtu.be/VbIMFLH7hQc


The Trump vs Sanders debate he did during the campaign was awesome if you haven't seen it.  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YfXdmHseiFA


Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Orbert on April 19, 2017, 09:39:17 AM
Chicken coupe

(http://imgur.com/p1iGURx.jpg)

(If it had four doors, it would be a chicken sedan)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: bosk1 on April 19, 2017, 09:46:33 AM
Well, technically, it has no doors.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Orbert on April 19, 2017, 11:10:47 AM
I considered that, but sometimes you just have to go with it.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: kingshmegland on April 19, 2017, 01:53:46 PM
Well, technically, it has no doors.

Buzzkill.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: jingle.boy on April 19, 2017, 02:11:17 PM
(http://epicpix.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/MEDb4FI.jpg)

(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/2a/cd/b4/2acdb4d638407b8793210dceb85b37da.jpg)

(http://epicpix.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/Identity-crisis.jpg)

(http://epicpix.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/High-moral-standards.jpg)

(http://epicpix.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/I-kinda-need-one-of-these.jpg)

Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Nekov on April 20, 2017, 06:14:51 AM
 :rollin
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: BlobVanDam on April 20, 2017, 06:18:26 AM
I feel like if you can go to the trouble of wearing a bracelet like that, you can go to the trouble of browsing in incognito mode. :lol
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: kingshmegland on April 20, 2017, 06:30:58 AM
Those were fantastic Chad! :lol
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Prog Snob on April 20, 2017, 10:09:33 AM
I feel like if you can go to the trouble of wearing a bracelet like that, you can go to the trouble of browsing in incognito mode. :lol

Or just use DuckDuckGo.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: BlobVanDam on April 20, 2017, 10:15:54 AM
I feel like if you can go to the trouble of wearing a bracelet like that, you can go to the trouble of browsing in incognito mode. :lol

Or just use DuckDuckGo.

It's still going to show up in your browser history that you're looking for the best midget clown porn.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: cramx3 on April 20, 2017, 10:21:11 AM
I feel like if you can go to the trouble of wearing a bracelet like that, you can go to the trouble of browsing in incognito mode. :lol

Or just use DuckDuckGo.

It's still going to show up in your browser history that you're looking for the best midget clown porn.

If you are trying to hide from your GF or whatever, all good, but your ISP still has all that info and with our net laws the way they are, none of your searches are protected.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: BlobVanDam on April 20, 2017, 10:23:19 AM
I feel like if you can go to the trouble of wearing a bracelet like that, you can go to the trouble of browsing in incognito mode. :lol

Or just use DuckDuckGo.

It's still going to show up in your browser history that you're looking for the best midget clown porn.

If you are trying to hide from your GF or whatever, all good, but your ISP still has all that info and with our net laws the way they are, none of your searches are protected.

It's ok, I want them to know. I want them to have to see every dirty filthy midget video that I'm watching every night. Otherwise I'd just use a VPN.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: TioJorge on April 20, 2017, 10:52:28 AM
God. Damn. Right.

Whoever is foolish enough to spy on me will have their moralistic view obliterated, their eyeballs exploded and their sexual deviancy leveled up ten fold.

Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: cramx3 on April 20, 2017, 10:53:40 AM
God. Damn. Right.

Whoever is foolish enough to spy on me will have their moralistic view obliterated, their eyeballs exploded and their sexual deviancy leveled up ten fold.

To be fair, I think they are likely used to it  :lol
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: BlobVanDam on April 20, 2017, 10:57:56 AM
God. Damn. Right.

Whoever is foolish enough to spy on me will have their moralistic view obliterated, their eyeballs exploded and their sexual deviancy leveled up ten fold.



I feel that way just from reading your DTF posts, never mind what else you're doing on the internet.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: TioJorge on April 20, 2017, 11:09:43 AM
 :police: :heart
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Chino on April 20, 2017, 12:08:29 PM
Minnesota cops having some fun on this day.

(https://i.redditmedia.com/j9wjzzSL51F6thcwkZq5kZgCHQeKDfQupsnTOo_LCT4.jpg?w=605&s=1f799f18c8ef7e0edbc0de31ce03f75c)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: cramx3 on April 20, 2017, 12:13:49 PM
 :lol   some white castle though...
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Prog Snob on April 20, 2017, 12:35:29 PM
I feel like if you can go to the trouble of wearing a bracelet like that, you can go to the trouble of browsing in incognito mode. :lol

Or just use DuckDuckGo.

It's still going to show up in your browser history that you're looking for the best midget clown porn.

If you are trying to hide from your GF or whatever, all good, but your ISP still has all that info and with our net laws the way they are, none of your searches are protected.

It's ok, I want them to know. I want them to have to see every dirty filthy midget video that I'm watching every night. Otherwise I'd just use a VPN.

Still not safe.  ;)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: jingle.boy on April 20, 2017, 01:30:34 PM
God. Damn. Right.

Whoever is foolish enough to spy on me will have their moralistic view obliterated, their eyeballs exploded and their sexual deviancy leveled up ten fold.

Now that it's been established we all thought you to look like Sam Kinison or someone of that ilk, is it strange I finish reading every post of yours with the thoughts of

AAAAHHH, AAAAHHHH, AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: hefdaddy42 on April 20, 2017, 03:30:16 PM
SAY IT!  SAY IT!
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Adami on April 20, 2017, 03:33:13 PM
SAY IT!  SAY IT!

All right. I'll say it. Cause Truman was too much of a pussy wimp to let MacArthur go in there and blow out those Commie bastards!
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: hefdaddy42 on April 20, 2017, 03:37:31 PM
Good answer. Good answer. I like the way you think. I'm gonna be watching you.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: kingshmegland on April 20, 2017, 03:51:22 PM
I wasn't in a class room, hoping I was right, thinking about it. I was up to my knees in rice paddies, with guns that didn't work! Going in there, looking for Charlie, slugging it out with him; While PUSSIES like you were back here partying, putting headbands on, doing drugs, and listening to the GODDAMN BEATLE ALBUMS! OH! OH! OH!

Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Cool Chris on April 20, 2017, 05:00:16 PM
Are you peeing?
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: lonestar on April 20, 2017, 10:19:07 PM
(https://scontent.fsnc1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t31.0-8/s720x720/17917889_2194429710604387_6688563786717220170_o.jpg?oh=ac6a74baba1d15de9b2902db2173b021&oe=598BC443)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Cool Chris on April 20, 2017, 10:31:58 PM
I don't get it.

(http://i1295.photobucket.com/albums/b623/jesuschico586/Jefferson_zps5ickvl3z.png)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: MetalJunkie on April 20, 2017, 11:01:37 PM
Took me a second, but eye get it now.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Zydar on April 21, 2017, 03:46:41 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/DwFYa9Z.jpg)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Nekov on April 21, 2017, 06:16:27 AM
 :omg:
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: hefdaddy42 on April 21, 2017, 06:35:12 AM
(http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i238/hefdaddy42/funny/sloth_zpsmxjntq3c.gif)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: rumborak on April 21, 2017, 09:43:39 PM
Hey, you stole my gif from the Vlasto thread :lol
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: kingshmegland on April 21, 2017, 09:56:06 PM
 :lol
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Cool Chris on April 21, 2017, 10:33:40 PM
I still don't get the Whitaker pic. Please help!
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: T-ski on April 21, 2017, 10:41:03 PM
I still don't get the Whitaker pic. Please help!

it's all in the eyes.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Orbert on April 21, 2017, 10:57:44 PM
Cover the right side of the picture, including half of his face, divided right down the middle.  The time is 4:19.

Cover the left side of the picture.  The time is 4:20.  Look at his eye(s).  Consider the significance of 4:20.

(https://scontent.fsnc1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t31.0-8/s720x720/17917889_2194429710604387_6688563786717220170_o.jpg?oh=ac6a74baba1d15de9b2902db2173b021&oe=598BC443)

If "4:20" means nothing to you, then you will not get the joke.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Sir GuitarCozmo on April 22, 2017, 06:46:25 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/kYoACTY.jpg)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Nekov on April 24, 2017, 06:46:28 AM
 :rollin
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: hefdaddy42 on April 24, 2017, 08:43:04 AM
Hey, you stole my gif from the Vlasto thread :lol
lol, I couldn't remember where I had gotten it from.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Chino on April 28, 2017, 07:51:51 AM
Not sure why I found this so funny.

(https://i.redditmedia.com/CQn8jLVpHITXVeFZh_uC2WyfRE-ARyIsmVCcuQglXi0.jpg?w=700&s=b0ff957560baf6fac51cd6f222498d17)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Phoenix87x on April 28, 2017, 08:06:43 AM
Also in the category of I'm not sure why I find this funny, but do:




(http://i1.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/facebook/000/000/935/rainbow-puke-cover.jpg)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Podaar on April 28, 2017, 08:10:53 AM
 :rollin
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: cramx3 on April 28, 2017, 10:10:54 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/kYoACTY.jpg)

 :rollin

Also, that 4:20 above it really stumped one of my friends  :lol
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: MrBoom_shack-a-lack on April 28, 2017, 02:01:52 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CcC-RPq388g

The timing of the SW theme is so hilarious
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Orbert on May 05, 2017, 04:57:15 PM
(http://imgur.com/s8ylNhY.jpg)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: bosk1 on May 05, 2017, 05:01:34 PM
:lol  Nice lighthearted laugh for a Friday afternoon.  And not to overanalyze humor, but it has a really nice logical build to it.  The first two are "okay, not bad for Internet humor; just enough to crack a smile."  Then the third one gets a legitimate laugh, and it keep up and slightly ramps up that pace until you get to the last one, which is more of a "WTFLOL."  Nicely done, knife humor man.  Nicely done.  :clap:
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Orbert on May 05, 2017, 05:30:31 PM
:lol Exactly!  I love the way it starts rather sedately, then by the end you're using a cutlass to spread mayo on a sandwich and it's not even the most ridiculous thing you've read.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: El Barto on May 05, 2017, 07:09:20 PM
Vegan Black Metal Chef uses some awesome knives for his cooking. They're not sharp and his skills are weak, but they sure look metal AF.
https://youtu.be/CeZlih4DDNg?list=PLnUAzdHX-dGibZtyQyRSRF0o4mAA91Ejl&t=84

He also uses a mace to make his guacamole.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: JayOctavarium on May 05, 2017, 10:49:34 PM
Cant watch video because I am at work, but from what I've been told, that dude is fucking awesome. My buddy (who is a vegan...) has chilled with him a couple times.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: ? on May 06, 2017, 01:37:26 PM
(https://i.redditmedia.com/sgnbr2t1v78rpCIE2ftCui3R1VyB8I2pBh2qkKhmsqE.jpg?w=320&s=60fa58ee75559ea6f9cb9e6a64fd1ef4)

(http://www.dravenstales.ch/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/hetfild-hetmountain-hetbeach.jpg)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Devin Townsend on May 06, 2017, 03:52:10 PM
^^

 :rollin :rollin
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Kotowboy on May 06, 2017, 05:09:49 PM
 :natalieportman: Moo ?


Anyway I laughed at the Flanders one.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Phoenix87x on May 07, 2017, 04:12:29 PM
(http://i.makeagif.com/media/4-02-2016/1aXdSx.gif)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Prog Snob on May 07, 2017, 08:22:10 PM
(https://media.giphy.com/media/NlkETt305krUk/giphy.gif)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Kotowboy on May 08, 2017, 03:31:41 PM
Every time someone posts a GIF I lose some IQ points....














...I'm nearly down to triple figures. :hat
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Prog Snob on May 08, 2017, 03:55:49 PM
(https://media.tenor.co/images/f894b2a65d12e207fc0be1db8cc6fadd/raw)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Chino on May 11, 2017, 11:06:33 AM
(https://i.redditmedia.com/KSG7d24PGmiLEqBlBpU9mFxDC0lnbugfywlAL0UK6WQ.jpg?w=978&s=8a23edb137521a382794f97a5daeb7ef)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: BlobVanDam on May 11, 2017, 11:20:51 AM
That's what you get for cutting corners. :neverusethis:

And being a nerd, I had to double check their calculation. :lol It checks out, luckily.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: El Barto on May 11, 2017, 12:05:41 PM
I'd have cut it twice into four small pieces and carried them 2 at a time, thus delivering all of the material in a still stackable form.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Chino on May 11, 2017, 12:20:18 PM
I would have quit and gone home. Why would I want to work for a company that requires me to push stuff while wearing a suit out in the desert?
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Kotowboy on May 11, 2017, 02:17:17 PM
Sisyphus didn't get a choice.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Orbert on May 11, 2017, 02:19:41 PM
I don't know.  How well do they pay?
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Adami on May 11, 2017, 04:02:58 PM
(https://i.redditmedia.com/KSG7d24PGmiLEqBlBpU9mFxDC0lnbugfywlAL0UK6WQ.jpg?w=978&s=8a23edb137521a382794f97a5daeb7ef)

Did Stadler write that?
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: El Barto on May 11, 2017, 04:49:19 PM
It certainly does sound like him, doesn't it. But I think if it actually were we'd have seen 30 posts by now blasting him for being a shill for the cubes. "Why do you hate spheres so much!?!"
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: ReaperKK on May 12, 2017, 05:14:33 AM
(https://i.redditmedia.com/KSG7d24PGmiLEqBlBpU9mFxDC0lnbugfywlAL0UK6WQ.jpg?w=978&s=8a23edb137521a382794f97a5daeb7ef)

Did Stadler write that?

:lol reminds me of all the demotivational posters I saw years ago.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Phoenix87x on May 13, 2017, 07:57:00 AM
(http://www.dailyfailcentral.com/sites/default/files/fail/a2Ybqpd_700b_v1.jpg)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Zydar on May 13, 2017, 09:30:23 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/SqrRhoM.gif)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: home on May 13, 2017, 09:38:28 AM
(https://i.redditmedia.com/KSG7d24PGmiLEqBlBpU9mFxDC0lnbugfywlAL0UK6WQ.jpg?w=978&s=8a23edb137521a382794f97a5daeb7ef)


A ball does roll faster than a cylinder because of the smaller surface area touching the ground leading to less friction right?  :justjen
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Orbert on May 13, 2017, 01:30:50 PM
Makes sense to me, but I only got like B's and C's in Physics.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: TioJorge on May 13, 2017, 11:09:17 PM
If I had a job like that, I'd take that knife, use it to carve out more knives with my brethren slaves, and usurp the powers that be, taking them by vicious force and start a revolution against the atrocities of the square-pusher cult.

Those guys are pussies. Fuck that poster.

Fight the power. :millahhhh
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Randaran on May 14, 2017, 11:09:01 AM
A ball does roll faster than a cylinder because of the smaller surface area touching the ground leading to less friction right?  :justjen

Surface area has no effect on friction, though the ball would be easier to push due to its lower mass.

If I had a job like that, I'd take that knife, use it to carve out more knives with my brethren slaves, and usurp the powers that be, taking them by vicious force and start a revolution against the atrocities of the square-pusher cult.

Those guys are pussies. Fuck that poster.

Fight the power. :millahhhh

 :tup
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: jingle.boy on May 14, 2017, 02:39:13 PM
(http://epicpix.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/Got-a-point.jpg)

(http://epicpix.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/Puns-about-communism.jpg)

(http://epicpix.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/bonus_butts_4296.jpg)

(http://epicpix.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/bonus_butts_4299.jpg)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Prog Snob on May 15, 2017, 05:29:39 AM
That communism one is :lol
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: aurorablind on May 15, 2017, 06:26:08 AM
This has probably been posted before, but I laughed my ass of. Best Bad Lip Reading ever!  :lol And such a cool song as well!  ;D
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U9t-slLl30E (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U9t-slLl30E)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Zydar on May 15, 2017, 06:27:28 AM
This has probably been posted before, but I laughed my ass of. Best Bad Lip Reading ever!  :lol And such a cool song as well!  ;D
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U9t-slLl30E (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U9t-slLl30E)


Yeah, this is among my favourite things on the internet. Just pure win :lol
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: jingle.boy on May 15, 2017, 06:53:26 AM
 :rollin :rollin

Don't fall asleep!
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Sir GuitarCozmo on May 16, 2017, 08:28:47 PM
(https://s15.postimg.org/ab9ig161n/o5_Li_P2_Q.png)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Zydar on May 17, 2017, 12:16:38 AM
:clap:
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Prog Snob on May 17, 2017, 05:33:04 AM
I'm willing to believe you actually created that on your own.

 :lol
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Sir GuitarCozmo on May 17, 2017, 06:22:10 AM
Amazingly, no.  :lol
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Prog Snob on May 17, 2017, 06:44:57 AM
Okay, I meant to say that I did. :lol   ;)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Orbert on May 17, 2017, 09:22:28 AM
(https://s15.postimg.org/ab9ig161n/o5_Li_P2_Q.png)

Fucking brilliant!  :clap:
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: cramx3 on May 17, 2017, 09:55:52 AM
Working in an advertising company, I had to share that with my coworkers  :rollin
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: PB1 on May 17, 2017, 10:42:24 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/s1Yzlhg.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/JQu2Ybh.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/MAeSVVP.png)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: kingshmegland on May 21, 2017, 03:23:18 PM
(http://i583.photobucket.com/albums/ss272/kingshmegland/IMG_20170521_151623_zpsnkykyzs8.jpg) (http://s583.photobucket.com/user/kingshmegland/media/IMG_20170521_151623_zpsnkykyzs8.jpg.html)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Phoenix87x on May 21, 2017, 04:45:51 PM
Gotta love those lonely cat ladies.  Well, while we are on store sign humor:


(http://www.snopes.com/photos/signs/graphics/express.jpg)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: kingshmegland on May 21, 2017, 06:15:32 PM
Hey Ma!  We can go through this isle if we do Jazz Hands!!!
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Nekov on May 22, 2017, 07:02:10 AM
 :lol
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: jingle.boy on May 22, 2017, 08:59:38 AM
(http://epicpix.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/Fascinating-timelapse.jpg)
(http://epicpix.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/funny_pictures_10.jpg)
(http://epicpix.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/three-sons.jpg)
(http://epicpix.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/ff_4313.jpg)
(http://epicpix.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/ff_4311.jpg)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Orbert on May 22, 2017, 10:51:50 AM
(http://imgur.com/SNHSLIb.jpg)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Prog Snob on May 22, 2017, 12:58:41 PM
 :\

 :lol
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: gmillerdrake on May 23, 2017, 09:49:10 AM
(http://i791.photobucket.com/albums/yy197/gmillerdrake/0BB643C5-E830-44D7-84B3-65F3EE8D878E.jpg) (http://s791.photobucket.com/user/gmillerdrake/media/0BB643C5-E830-44D7-84B3-65F3EE8D878E.jpg.html)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Phoenix87x on May 23, 2017, 10:43:34 AM
(http://dunongkalye.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/p5.jpeg)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: RuRoRul on May 23, 2017, 11:17:13 AM
(http://i791.photobucket.com/albums/yy197/gmillerdrake/0BB643C5-E830-44D7-84B3-65F3EE8D878E.jpg) (http://s791.photobucket.com/user/gmillerdrake/media/0BB643C5-E830-44D7-84B3-65F3EE8D878E.jpg.html)
:rollin
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Kotowboy on May 23, 2017, 12:33:07 PM
I've always heard about the American DMV.

Is it really that bad ?

What is it for ? Just road taxing and insuring your car ?

Can't you do that online now ?
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: cramx3 on May 23, 2017, 12:36:20 PM
I've always heard about the American DMV.

Is it really that bad ?

What is it for ? Just road taxing and insuring your car ?

Can't you do that online now ?

There's one DMV near me that is crazy packed always and that meme fits perfectly.  THen there is another one near me that is always empty.  So unless you are taking your drivers test and need the track, there's no reason to go to the busy one.  You'll need to go for your driver's license and probably to deal with other issues, but what you list can be done online.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: kingshmegland on May 23, 2017, 12:37:09 PM
(http://dunongkalye.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/p5.jpeg)

Yup
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Orbert on May 23, 2017, 12:45:37 PM
I've always heard about the American DMV.

Is it really that bad ?

What is it for ? Just road taxing and insuring your car ?

Can't you do that online now ?

In most places I've seen, it really is that bad, but I suppose it can vary from state to state, because it's tied to the state government.  In Michigan back in the 80's, if you had to go there for any reason, you just cleared the whole day.  You might be out of there in a few hours, but you could also be there four or five hours, or more. 

In Maryland in the 90's, it was a bit better.  You could usually do what you needed to do in an afternoon, but if you could do that, you might as well go there first thing in the morning, because it's all first-come, first-served.  You get there after lunch, there can be a few hours' worth of people in line already.  (My problem was getting my ass out of bed early and going down and dealing with that shit.)

I'm in Illinois now, and most of the time I'm in and out in an hour, tops.  But you're right; a lot of it can be done online now, which I'm sure cuts down on the number of people they have to deal with.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Kotowboy on May 23, 2017, 12:58:08 PM
I don't think we have an equivalent in the UK since everyone just does it online.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: mikeyd23 on May 23, 2017, 01:13:35 PM
Eh, it all depends on where you are. I had to go to the DMV a couple weeks ago for a license renewal and I was in and out in 5 minutes.

I don't think we have an equivalent in the UK since everyone just does it online.

Most things you can do online here as well. You have to go in if you are taking your drivers test or if you are renewing your license (because they take your picture). Those are the only reasons I've ever been to a DMV.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: bosk1 on May 23, 2017, 01:56:53 PM
Yeah, exactly.  It isn't just insuring.  It is drivers' licenses.  It is registration of your vehicle.  It is a lot of things tied to those.  As mentioned above, each state has their own separate state DVM, so policies and processes can vary greatly.  A lot of things can be done online now, and even for those that can't, the processes are generally much more streamlined nowadays.  But the bureaucracy and slowness of the typical DMV is such a commonly-known stereotype that everyone knows what you are talking about when you mention those stereotypes, even if the local DMV nowadays is much better.  Did you not see Zootopia, Kowtow?  The DMV being run by sloths is funny PRECISELY because it is so grounded in how they used to (and in some cases still do) function.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Sir GuitarCozmo on May 23, 2017, 01:58:53 PM
if you are renewing your license (because they take your picture)

This is the only reason I'd have to go to the DMV.  You still have to go there for your license pic.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: El Barto on May 23, 2017, 01:59:25 PM
In Texas they'll reuse your picture once or twice, so you only have to go in there every 8 or so years. There's also the eye test and bullshit fingerprinting when it does come time to renew in full. In DFW it just depends on which branch you go to. The nicer neighborhoods can usually move you along pretty quickly. The poorer parts of town will be a particularly bad all day affair. Personally, I just drive about 40 miles out of town and hit a location in the Styx. I'd rather spend an hour in my car listening to music than an hour sitting in a branch office with the common rabble.

Also, down here registration and licensing are handled in separate locations. One is the tax office and the other is the DPS. The tax office can be just as bad if you go to the wrong one. I that case you can usually just do it online, but there are reasons why you might have to do it in person.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: bosk1 on May 23, 2017, 02:03:40 PM
In Texas they'll reuse your picture once or twice, so you only have to go in there every 8 or so years. There's also the eye test and bullshit fingerprinting when it does come time to renew in full. In DFW it just depends on which branch you go to. The nicer neighborhoods can usually move you along pretty quickly. The poorer parts of town will be a particularly bad all day affair.

Yeah, fairly similar to California.  But I think that even in most of our "bad" offices out here, it's still not nearly as bad as it used to be, and not really an all-day affair most anywhere.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: PB1 on May 23, 2017, 02:05:07 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/SD7sSFL.gif)

dolan trump get's pwnd by his wife!!!  :rollin :rollin :rollin

(i dont care about your politics, this pic is funny regrdless of who you support)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Orbert on May 23, 2017, 02:52:41 PM
I'm still trying to figure out what's going on there.  He reaches to hold her hand, but she moves hers away, so he cops a quick feel instead?
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Lynxo on May 24, 2017, 01:07:09 AM
I'm still trying to figure out what's going on there.  He reaches to hold her hand, but she moves hers away, so he cops a quick feel instead?
Exactly what I was thinking. :lol What is he even doing after being rejected?
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Cyclopssss on May 24, 2017, 03:23:29 AM
it's punnishment. Bet she got a contusion on her butt right then.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Kotowboy on May 24, 2017, 03:25:27 AM
dolan trump

muriica plz

:p
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: ReaperKK on May 24, 2017, 04:56:31 AM
I've always heard about the American DMV.

Is it really that bad ?

What is it for ? Just road taxing and insuring your car ?

Can't you do that online now ?

Different states vary in what you can and cannot do online. In Florida you could do almost everything online, registration, tag and title, renew drivers license.

There are instances that you need to go to the DMV though, to show proof of insurance for one.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Kotowboy on May 24, 2017, 05:31:29 AM
In the UK you can either do it all online or you go to the post office and just pick up whatever forms you need and post them.


I know it's 2017 now but when I got my old bike on the road - it took me literally 30 minutes or less to go online - pay my insurance and road tax and I could literally drive immediately.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: rumborak on May 24, 2017, 09:12:44 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/SD7sSFL.gif)

dolan trump get's pwnd by his wife!!!  :rollin :rollin :rollin

(i dont care about your politics, this pic is funny regrdless of who you support)

That's the second one, the first one happened a few days before:

(https://media4.giphy.com/media/3o7btUQsATH7RakJvG/giphy.gif)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Orbert on May 24, 2017, 11:50:02 AM
So a pattern emerges!

In the second one, it could be accidental, like he went to hold her hand as they go down the steps, but at the same moment, she went to brush the hair out of her face (so he copped the quick grope instead).  But this first one is a clear blow-off.

I'd almost feel sorry for the guy, except that he's a world-class asshole, so no.  Sure, he's POTUS, but he's way out of his league, and so is she (and she knows it).
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Phoenix87x on May 24, 2017, 12:09:26 PM
Notice how the hand goes BACK and to the left. Back and to the left. I smell a conspiracy   ;)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: PB1 on May 24, 2017, 12:46:12 PM
Melania CLEARLY hates her husband and doesn't even attempt to fake it anymore. this is not what she signed up for. she wants to be a socialite that parties in NYC. the last thing in the world she wants to do is meet world leaders in the middle east. LMFAO
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: gmillerdrake on May 24, 2017, 01:02:04 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/SD7sSFL.gif)

dolan trump get's pwnd by his wife!!!  :rollin :rollin :rollin

I don't think this one is anything other than her clearing the hair that blew into her eyes. The other one on the runway is different....this one....if you look at it...her hair blows into her eyes, her right hand is on the hand rail so she reaches up and brushes her hair away with the left.

the only reason this instance 'appears' to be a pwnd instance is because it happened a day or two after the runway incident so everyone is looking for something now.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: chknptpie on May 24, 2017, 01:07:15 PM
Notice how the hand goes BACK and to the left. Back and to the left. I smell a conspiracy   ;)
(http://thenewsdoctors.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/smoking-gun.jpg)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: bosk1 on May 24, 2017, 02:37:53 PM
What does Operation: Mindcrime have to do with anything?
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Kotowboy on May 24, 2017, 02:57:52 PM
What does Operation: Mindcrime have to do with anything?

I don't know Bosk1 - what does Operation: Mindcrime have to do with anything ? :neverusethis:

A : To get to the other side !
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Stadler on May 24, 2017, 03:00:28 PM
I've done that first move with my wife 100 times if I've done it once.   At an amusement park.  In the mall.  I walk faster than she does, so I reach back to grab her hand and she swats it away with a "don't wait for me".   Of course, it's Trump, and we hate him so that can't POSSIBLY be it.    As for the second one, it's either "Grab my husband's hand and have the haters just go back to the first video" or "not take a digger down the flight of 40+ steps because hair was in my eyes, and let the haters hate".   I'm sure ALL the Trump haters here would take the digger in order to keep up appearances. 

Of COURSE she hates him. Why wouldn't she?  They only have a kid together, she has more money than God, and she's the most powerful woman in the free world.   Makes perfect sense.  :) 
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: PB1 on May 24, 2017, 03:50:05 PM
I've done that first move with my wife 100 times if I've done it once.   At an amusement park.  In the mall.  I walk faster than she does, so I reach back to grab her hand and she swats it away with a "don't wait for me".   Of course, it's Trump, and we hate him so that can't POSSIBLY be it.    As for the second one, it's either "Grab my husband's hand and have the haters just go back to the first video" or "not take a digger down the flight of 40+ steps because hair was in my eyes, and let the haters hate".   I'm sure ALL the Trump haters here would take the digger in order to keep up appearances. 

Of COURSE she hates him. Why wouldn't she?  They only have a kid together, she has more money than God, and she's the most powerful woman in the free world.   Makes perfect sense.  :)

The lols are coming from inside the thread
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Sir GuitarCozmo on May 24, 2017, 05:51:15 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/k3Lo2Hs.png)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: El Barto on May 24, 2017, 08:42:01 PM
I've done that first move with my wife 100 times if I've done it once.   At an amusement park.  In the mall.  I walk faster than she does, so I reach back to grab her hand and she swats it away with a "don't wait for me".   Of course, it's Trump, and we hate him so that can't POSSIBLY be it.    As for the second one, it's either "Grab my husband's hand and have the haters just go back to the first video" or "not take a digger down the flight of 40+ steps because hair was in my eyes, and let the haters hate".   I'm sure ALL the Trump haters here would take the digger in order to keep up appearances. 

Of COURSE she hates him. Why wouldn't she?  They only have a kid together, she has more money than God, and she's the most powerful woman in the free world.   Makes perfect sense.  :)
The totality of it all suggests she really does hate him, but these two gifs don't amount to anything. They were both incidental.

This one, on the other hand, isn't so innocuous. She reacts like he called her a whore or something. She looks wounded by whatever he said.
(https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--b3kDOrbh--/c_scale,fl_progressive,q_80,w_800/zpq2y3vrh3hkv3hskebk.gif)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: PB1 on May 24, 2017, 09:02:35 PM
Stadler must have some alarm that goes off whenever someone even slightly criticizes anything about donal trump lmao.

"What's that!?!?? Someone made a mildly amusing post about the president!! I will not stand for this!!!"

*furiously types four paragraph post that nobody will read*


"Heh, I sure showed them!" :hat
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: ReaperKK on May 24, 2017, 09:06:38 PM
That's one of my favorite.

He probably wasn't even turning around to look at Melania, but instead check out ivanka.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: PB1 on May 24, 2017, 09:09:53 PM
That's one of my favorite.

He probably wasn't even turning around to look at Melania, but instead check out ivanka.

 :rollin :rollin

Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Stadler on May 25, 2017, 06:55:23 AM
Stadler must have some alarm that goes off whenever someone even slightly criticizes anything about donal trump lmao.

"What's that!?!?? Someone made a mildly amusing post about the president!! I will not stand for this!!!"

*furiously types four paragraph post that nobody will read*


"Heh, I sure showed them!" :hat

Wow dude.   You're hilarious. 

See, here's a trick: great humor has a grain of truth to it, so you're out before the joke hits the floor.  I honestly couldn't care less about Trump, and consider him a douchebag.   Didn't vote for him in November, wouldn't vote for him now, and disagree with probably 90% of his policies, and 95% of his cabinet.    What I don't like is the "intolerance of intolerance" bullshit.  They'll rag on Trump for being a heartless careless asshole... then proceed to be heartless careless assholes as they rip apart parts of his life that they have no business being in, like his marriage.    If Melania really IS in this against her will, then she CLEARLY doesn't want dimestore comedians like you dissecting every little move she makes.   

It's just common courtesy and respect for another human being, really.     
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: kingshmegland on May 25, 2017, 07:03:51 AM
Stop being so mature Stadler.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Stadler on May 25, 2017, 07:30:20 AM
Stop being so mature Stadler.

Up your nose with a rubber hose.  :)   
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: cramx3 on May 25, 2017, 08:12:14 AM
That's one of my favorite.

He probably wasn't even turning around to look at Melania, but instead check out ivanka.

I never thought of this, but it actually looks possible maybe even likely  :lol
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: PB1 on May 25, 2017, 09:11:58 AM
Stadler must have some alarm that goes off whenever someone even slightly criticizes anything about donal trump lmao.

"What's that!?!?? Someone made a mildly amusing post about the president!! I will not stand for this!!!"

*furiously types four paragraph post that nobody will read*


"Heh, I sure showed them!" :hat

Wow dude.   You're hilarious. 

See, here's a trick: great humor has a grain of truth to it, so you're out before the joke hits the floor.  I honestly couldn't care less about Trump, and consider him a douchebag.   Didn't vote for him in November, wouldn't vote for him now, and disagree with probably 90% of his policies, and 95% of his cabinet.    What I don't like is the "intolerance of intolerance" bullshit.  They'll rag on Trump for being a heartless careless asshole... then proceed to he heartless careless assholes as they rip apart parts of his life that they have no business being in, like his marriage.    If Melania really IS in this against her will, then she CLEARLY doesn't want dimestore comedians like you dissecting every little move she makes.   

It's just common courtesy and respect for another human being, really.     

wow... you really can't help it. For some strange reason, you feel like it's your duty to be the most pathetic white knight possible. I've seen your posts in the political humor and trump tweets P/R threads, and they are truly embarrassing. "uhh.... is there a joke here?"  :facepalm:

Stop hijacking threads. This is the post funny stuff thread. If you don't think something is funny, just move on with your life instead of writing a post that nobody will bother to read. We do not care.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u8qgehH3kEQ
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: cramx3 on May 25, 2017, 09:25:03 AM
Clearly at least one person reads them and cares  :rollin
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Stadler on May 25, 2017, 09:42:01 AM
I've always heard about the American DMV.

Is it really that bad ?

What is it for ? Just road taxing and insuring your car ?

Can't you do that online now ?

There's one DMV near me that is crazy packed always and that meme fits perfectly.  THen there is another one near me that is always empty.  So unless you are taking your drivers test and need the track, there's no reason to go to the busy one.  You'll need to go for your driver's license and probably to deal with other issues, but what you list can be done online.

I bought a truck recently and went to register it; I was at the DMV for four hours, thirty minutes, for a transaction that took me all of 12 minutes to complete. 
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: mikeyd23 on May 25, 2017, 09:45:57 AM
I bought a truck recently and went to register it; I was at the DMV for four hours, thirty minutes, for a transaction that took me all of 12 minutes to complete.

You can't do registration transactions online and/or by mail in CT?
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: cramx3 on May 25, 2017, 09:48:30 AM
Yea, registration is one thing I can do online in NJ.  I can only think of renewing my license as a reason for me to go to one.  Also in NJ the DMV does inspections for free but only certain DMVs so there is always a chance for a huge wait there, but my experiences personally haven't been that bad either.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: bosk1 on May 25, 2017, 09:51:00 AM
PB1, stop baiting other people.  If you think a post crosses the line, you can report it.  Beyond that, if a post bothers you, you can either respond on topic or ignore it.  But baiting other people and trolling, which we have seen FAR too much of for someone with only 45 posts, needs to stop.  This is your warning.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Stadler on May 25, 2017, 09:52:53 AM
I bought a truck recently and went to register it; I was at the DMV for four hours, thirty minutes, for a transaction that took me all of 12 minutes to complete.

You can't do registration transactions online and/or by mail in CT?

Not new ones; only renewals.   
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: mikeyd23 on May 25, 2017, 09:55:29 AM
Yea, registration is one thing I can do online in NJ.  I can only think of renewing my license as a reason for me to go to one.  Also in NJ the DMV does inspections for free but only certain DMVs so there is always a chance for a huge wait there, but my experiences personally haven't been that bad either.

Yup, every couple times my license is up for renewal I get the photo card in the mail and have to actually go to the DMV for a new pic. Literally since I took my drivers test when I was 16, that's the only thing I've gone to the DMV for. Everything else can be done online and/or by mail.

Not new ones; only renewals.   

Ah, gotcha. That's a legit wait time for a simple registration.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Kotowboy on May 25, 2017, 11:47:43 AM
TRUMPS WIG AMIRITE :neverusethis:

If Shatner really does wear a toupee or if he's had implants - it looks way more natural than whatever Trump is using.


I've read that Shats was never really "bald" but his thin hair showed up really badly under studio lighting so he always had "help".

Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Orbert on May 25, 2017, 11:51:06 AM
To be honest, Trump's hair, despite its clearly untamed nature, is one of the few things I admire about the guy.  He wears it that way, he doesn't give a fuck.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Kotowboy on May 25, 2017, 11:52:37 AM
To be honest, Trump's hair, despite its clearly untamed nature, is one of the few things I admire about the guy.  He wears it that way, he doesn't give a fuck.

I genuinely think that he thinks it looks real. I think he thinks he's fooling people.

I think he's that dumb.




(http://staging.snopes.com/app/uploads/2016/07/trumpwig.jpg)


This is how he is supposed to look :P
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Orbert on May 25, 2017, 11:53:21 AM
That too is quite possible.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: cramx3 on May 25, 2017, 11:54:30 AM
 :lol that picture does look pretty legit
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Kotowboy on May 25, 2017, 11:56:59 AM
Apparently being President is terribly ageing so he will look like that soon.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Kwyjibo on May 25, 2017, 01:12:21 PM
I work in a company with 800 people. One of them is wearing a toupee and 799 people know that it is a toupee because it is totally obvious. But he still believes that no one knows it because it "looks completely natural". I just think that people with toupees are that way and maybe Teump falls into the same category.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: cramx3 on May 25, 2017, 01:25:54 PM
Haven't people pulled on it though and shown that it's real?  Because of that I always thought it was actually real hair, but assumed he had some procedure for it.  It certainly doesn't look natural.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Stadler on May 25, 2017, 02:56:18 PM
From what I understand, his hair is real.

That picture makes Trump look like Michael Keaton.

Fun fact:  I dye my hair in the back, because my natural color - brown on top, gray along the sides, but extending back, makes me LOOK like I have a toupee.  I get a sharp line across the back (think of someone who's gone bald on the top and just has hair on the sides; that's grey for me, and the brown on top looks like a badly matched wig).   
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Kotowboy on May 25, 2017, 03:00:38 PM
Theres no way Trumps hair is real. It blows up like a flap in the wind.

A combover held in place maybe ? The whole middle part literally looks like it's a seperate piece that glued on top of his head.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: cramx3 on May 25, 2017, 03:02:03 PM
Theres no way Trumps hair is real. It blows up like a flap in the wind.

My hair does that as well and it is real, for now at least.  My hair is light, so the wind just blows it all over very easily.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Kotowboy on May 25, 2017, 03:07:18 PM
Yes but from the bottom upwards - not from the top of the head upwards and sideways :P

If it is real it's long hair down the back brushed forward and stuck in place.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: BlobVanDam on May 25, 2017, 10:45:45 PM
I assume his hair is real, some kind of epicly bad comb-over of what hair he has left. I'm sure if a billionaire was to get a toupee, it would actually look half real. If his hair is fake, there's no excuse for it looking that bad.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: floydian1975 on May 26, 2017, 06:09:31 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/3Bmek7o.jpg)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Prog Snob on May 26, 2017, 06:25:43 AM
 :rollin
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Stadler on May 26, 2017, 06:38:01 AM
It took me a good three, four minutes to get that, but I'm glad I stuck it out.  That is CLASSIC.   :)   
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: kingshmegland on May 26, 2017, 07:48:25 AM
I like the same pick with the left eye at 4:19pm and the right eye at 4:20pm. :lol
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: ? on May 28, 2017, 08:06:32 AM
(https://scontent-fra3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/18620481_1474217659319755_529624455529176080_n.jpg?oh=868da0563cd983f1b84c3332d75dd330&oe=59A12A94)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Tomislav95 on May 28, 2017, 08:35:25 AM
Just looking at that picture I feel so calm :smiley:
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: kingshmegland on May 28, 2017, 08:45:40 AM
My cousin and I used to go up to the 2rd floor of our local library and listen to music and Monty Python albums.  I loved just being away from real life eith my earphones on.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Tomislav95 on May 29, 2017, 04:36:11 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/B6z9kSp.jpg)
Genius :lol
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: El Barto on May 30, 2017, 09:37:19 AM
(https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13177355_10205146417773756_6982149668552447920_n.jpg?oh=02512dbc417ef73b061b923a62da31ed&oe=59E5105D)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: BlobVanDam on May 30, 2017, 09:42:11 AM
I don't know what's supposed to be funny about that, besides maybe the typo.

Ok, I get it now after looking at a map. :lol Sorry, not from the US here.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: El Barto on May 30, 2017, 09:50:07 AM
I don't know what's supposed to be funny about that, besides maybe the typo.

Ok, I get it now after looking at a map. :lol Sorry, not from the US here.
Sorry, the fact that half the forum wouldn't have better US geography skills than the El Paso Intelligence Bureau went right by me.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: BlobVanDam on May 30, 2017, 09:53:19 AM
To be fair, I especially suck at geography, unless I'm pinpointing the country of origin of Asian chicks.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: bosk1 on May 30, 2017, 10:26:18 AM
Well, to be fair, I'm pretty good at geography, and from the western U.S., and it still didn't register on me immediately either.  Failing to immediately distinguish between Colorado and Wyoming at first glance isn't really much of a stretch.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: kingshmegland on May 30, 2017, 10:30:05 AM
After reading this you reach for the El Paso Con Queso dip because you have the munchies.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Phoenix87x on May 30, 2017, 10:34:35 AM
When I found out bread makes you fat, I had the same reaction


(https://media4.giphy.com/media/DbuwoWpHqN5F6/200.webp#0-grid1)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Stadler on May 30, 2017, 10:35:42 AM
Call me weird, but the real funny wasn't even the wrong state, it was the fact that COLORADO doesn't, apparently, have Colorado marijuana. 
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: El Barto on May 30, 2017, 11:08:31 AM
Call me weird, but the real funny wasn't even the wrong state, it was the fact that COLORADO doesn't, apparently, have Colorado marijuana.
Yeah, that's the first thing I noticed.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Kotowboy on May 30, 2017, 11:24:49 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/B6z9kSp.jpg)
Genius :lol

Another one where the extra top caption isn't needed.

It's like when people post a funny picture with a caption on Twitter and they also add their own caption too.

Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: El Barto on May 30, 2017, 02:22:20 PM
I wonder if he bangs the mum slowly.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: kingshmegland on May 30, 2017, 03:52:42 PM
With that flavor saver he's worked mum over all ready.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Sir GuitarCozmo on May 30, 2017, 04:20:35 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/B6z9kSp.jpg)
Genius :lol

Another one where the extra top caption isn't needed.

It's like when people post a funny picture with a caption on Twitter and they also add their own caption too.



Your second sentence was literally the unnecessary caption to your first sentence.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: TAC on May 30, 2017, 04:24:13 PM
 :lol


I'd say good point Cozmo, but you'd probably find that redundant as well! ;D
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Kotowboy on May 30, 2017, 05:09:10 PM
(https://media.giphy.com/media/oS2l9rI5aJ9Is/200.gif)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: jingle.boy on May 30, 2017, 08:02:04 PM
Look everyone... Kotow using a gif!
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: kingshmegland on May 30, 2017, 08:22:12 PM
Satan called.  His furnace is fucked up.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: TioJorge on May 30, 2017, 10:21:56 PM
I thought I had to take a big poop...

I heard oinking...

And then some piglets with wings shot out of my buttocks and flew into the ether.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Prog Snob on May 31, 2017, 05:17:34 AM
Look everyone... Kotow using a gif!

(https://68.media.tumblr.com/c29d0f1bd3cf96e28837fbff47a8711f/tumblr_inline_om28mdhbjl1skd036_500.gif)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Kotowboy on May 31, 2017, 12:00:09 PM
My Gif to you. On This Vlasto day.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: lonestar on May 31, 2017, 10:19:28 PM
(https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13177355_10205146417773756_6982149668552447920_n.jpg?oh=02512dbc417ef73b061b923a62da31ed&oe=59E5105D)

Yeah, that took me a few second looks to figure out. It's been a long day man, what can I say...


Plus I was more focused on them thinking we in Cali need that Colorado schwag crap...
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: gmillerdrake on June 02, 2017, 02:33:32 PM
(http://i791.photobucket.com/albums/yy197/gmillerdrake/7C7660A4-D0D7-4BF4-AB5B-DAA39FDBF918.jpg) (http://s791.photobucket.com/user/gmillerdrake/media/7C7660A4-D0D7-4BF4-AB5B-DAA39FDBF918.jpg.html)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Sir GuitarCozmo on June 02, 2017, 03:17:28 PM
Sean Spicer should manage to Leroy Jenkins them soon.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: gmillerdrake on June 02, 2017, 03:18:29 PM
Sean Spicer should manage to Leroy Jenkins them soon.

 :lol
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: jingle.boy on June 02, 2017, 03:27:12 PM
Sean Spicer should manage to Leroy Jenkins them soon.

Damn... beat me to it!!!
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Dublagent66 on June 02, 2017, 03:32:14 PM
Call me weird, but the real funny wasn't even the wrong state, it was the fact that COLORADO doesn't, apparently, have Colorado marijuana.
Yeah, that's the first thing I noticed.

 :lol  Colorado is the only state next to Colorado that isn't getting any Colorado marijuana.  Sucks to be in Colorado.  :rollin
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: jingle.boy on June 03, 2017, 06:22:28 AM
(http://epicpix.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/4366.jpg)

(http://epicpix.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/Liberal-weapons.jpg)

(http://epicpix.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/too_true_6.jpg)

(http://epicpix.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/WebComicMar10.jpg)

(http://epicpix.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/ff_4357.jpg)

(http://epicpix.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/ff_4351.jpg)

(http://epicpix.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/ff_4348.jpg)

(http://epicpix.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/More-action-than-I-got.jpg)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Orbert on June 03, 2017, 06:39:51 AM
Nice batch there!  :lol
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Phoenix87x on June 03, 2017, 06:51:06 AM
Very good batch and very true.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Ben_Jamin on June 03, 2017, 11:27:34 AM
I stared at that Preying Mantis one too long. Don't know why...

Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Prog Snob on June 05, 2017, 05:33:47 AM
Nice batch there!  :lol

That's what she said.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Chino on June 05, 2017, 08:41:14 AM
(https://i.redditmedia.com/ixbE65rgv-zyshpi0PNZSKbgFgJGNoeqBTPDccMxDu8.jpg?w=768&s=9cb14530705b55bdbf894f83bc6bdafb)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Orbert on June 05, 2017, 10:00:07 AM
(http://imgur.com/OZRVD9r.jpg)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Kotowboy on June 05, 2017, 11:38:44 AM
NOT FUNNY :angry:












.. Nahhhhhhhhh It's quite funny :neverusethis:
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Orbert on June 08, 2017, 12:43:53 PM
(http://imgur.com/y3BeuBF.jpg)


In before "It is not funny to laugh at the misfortunes of others!"



Because sometimes it is.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: BlobVanDam on June 08, 2017, 12:50:35 PM
It is not funny to laugh at the misfortunes of others.





Unless they brought it on themselves by being dumb-asses, in which case it's fair game.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Kotowboy on June 08, 2017, 12:54:58 PM

Unless they brought it on themselves by being dumb-asses, in which case it's fair game.

:tup :rollin
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: TioJorge on June 08, 2017, 01:00:24 PM
Good rule, good rule.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Kotowboy on June 08, 2017, 01:02:00 PM
Laughing at massive fatsos who just stuff their face with junk :lolpalm:

Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Cyclopssss on June 09, 2017, 05:14:37 AM
Whoopeee! I'm a pole-dancer! Ah, fuck it, I'll just sleep here.   :laugh:
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Prog Snob on June 09, 2017, 05:23:25 AM
(http://imgur.com/y3BeuBF.jpg)


In before "It is not funny to laugh at the misfortunes of others!"



Because sometimes it is.

Yes, it is.

 :lol

Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: MrBoom_shack-a-lack on June 10, 2017, 03:02:09 PM
what if animals were round? (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ba62uuv-5Dc)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Orbert on June 11, 2017, 08:19:54 PM
:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: TheSilentHam on June 12, 2017, 07:01:59 PM
Chino on an international undercover operation?

(http://68.media.tumblr.com/4ee519072c5a03e392dd45a2d3d0e931/tumblr_o4uyfmt1AP1qc6tq0o1_1280.jpg)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Prog Snob on June 13, 2017, 05:54:40 AM
 :lol
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: jingle.boy on June 13, 2017, 08:10:57 PM
(http://epicpix.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/ff_4390.jpg)

(http://epicpix.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/e2ab9120254a2755.jpg)

(http://epicpix.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/d9ba6_fa2d002d89530b48.jpg)

(http://epicpix.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/True-American.jpg)


Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: TheSilentHam on June 13, 2017, 08:42:06 PM
 :laugh: good 'uns. About the "I think we can all agree that it feels good...." - I bet that if we made a thread about it here at dtf, we would still find a way to get a 2-3 page debate out of it.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Prog Snob on June 14, 2017, 05:50:37 AM
(http://epicpix.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/ff_4390.jpg)

(https://media.tenor.com/images/8add1347550939117279a4f50ba3f550/tenor.gif)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: El Barto on June 14, 2017, 09:53:58 PM
I like that somebody drove a U-Haul truck to the redneck jamboree.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: jingle.boy on June 18, 2017, 09:16:47 PM
(http://epicpix.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/dumb14.jpg)

(http://epicpix.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/ff_4398.jpg)

(http://epicpix.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/6fb67_2ceebab6b3b67397.png)

(http://epicpix.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/You-can-always-trust-the-newspapers-for-facts..jpg)

(http://epicpix.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/style.jpg)
<not soon enough!>
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Stadler on June 19, 2017, 05:11:23 AM
:laugh: good 'uns. About the "I think we can all agree that it feels good...." - I bet that if we made a thread about it here at dtf, we would still find a way to get a 2-3 page debate out of it.

Not from me, I guarantee you that. 
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: ReaperKK on June 19, 2017, 05:13:38 AM
It seems like DTF can find a way to hate everything
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Podaar on June 19, 2017, 04:32:46 PM
:laugh: good 'uns. About the "I think we can all agree that it feels good...." - I bet that if we made a thread about it here at dtf, we would still find a way to get a 2-3 page debate out of it.

Not from me, I guarantee you that.

Right up until the moment Keifer and Woody introduce you to a hungry calf, then you'll be rescinding that guarantee.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Phoenix87x on June 19, 2017, 05:09:21 PM
(http://img.izismile.com/img/img2/20090930/demotivators_16.jpg)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: gmillerdrake on June 22, 2017, 08:20:38 AM
(http://i791.photobucket.com/albums/yy197/gmillerdrake/6AA4BCB8-1573-47DC-8B34-009AD97C6F47.jpg) (http://s791.photobucket.com/user/gmillerdrake/media/6AA4BCB8-1573-47DC-8B34-009AD97C6F47.jpg.html)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Orbert on June 22, 2017, 10:49:47 AM
Awesome!  :lol


And yeah, some people won't get it, but too bad for them.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Stadler on June 22, 2017, 11:45:26 AM
That's an interwebs joke, innit? 
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Orbert on June 22, 2017, 01:25:19 PM
Yep.  Error 404, page not found.  "404" has become a generic term for when something is missing.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: MrBoom_shack-a-lack on June 22, 2017, 02:24:38 PM
time for sushi (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bcXiwNjkhxU)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Orbert on June 22, 2017, 04:07:45 PM
I've never figured out of those videos are computer-generated or what, but they're getting better.  Still weird as hell, though.




Also, I'm not sure if it's okay to check out the females or not.  I mean, some of them...  You know, I think I'll just stop there.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Prog Snob on June 23, 2017, 05:11:28 AM
Yep.  Error 404, page not found.  "404" has become a generic term for when something is missing.

That would be 404, not 4.04.  :P   ;)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Orbert on June 23, 2017, 03:23:32 PM
Not sure if real, fake, or what, but it made me laugh:

(http://imgur.com/HApOvAo.jpg)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: El Barto on June 23, 2017, 04:24:29 PM
It was in Brazil. Poor bastard happened to pick a store where 4 undercover cops where buying their coffee and doughnuts. He and the cashier were the only civvies in the place.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: TAC on June 23, 2017, 04:31:39 PM
That's awesome!
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: TheSilentHam on June 24, 2017, 06:58:51 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/0ut1iEa.gif)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Podaar on June 24, 2017, 07:00:38 AM
 :lol :lol

I'm laughing but there is a nervous quality to it.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: TheSilentHam on June 24, 2017, 07:05:09 AM
I'm laughing but there is a nervous quality to it.
ikr  :lol
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Lynxo on June 26, 2017, 01:18:00 AM
 :lol :lol :lol
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: gmillerdrake on June 26, 2017, 10:13:50 PM
(http://i791.photobucket.com/albums/yy197/gmillerdrake/DF271C25-1608-4688-9CE1-9B68B9277AFD.jpg) (http://s791.photobucket.com/user/gmillerdrake/media/DF271C25-1608-4688-9CE1-9B68B9277AFD.jpg.html)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Prog Snob on June 28, 2017, 05:31:56 AM
(http://i791.photobucket.com/albums/yy197/gmillerdrake/DF271C25-1608-4688-9CE1-9B68B9277AFD.jpg) (http://s791.photobucket.com/user/gmillerdrake/media/DF271C25-1608-4688-9CE1-9B68B9277AFD.jpg.html)

 :rollin
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Chino on June 28, 2017, 09:05:55 AM
(https://i.redditmedia.com/vCLZDRiNVDYaTs3-NIG-QBya_UjXrkswmWJc3ZEIqAs.jpg?w=500&s=a40c1f86a11822c629675a847fccf271)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: AngelBack on June 28, 2017, 09:30:54 AM
Ted Nugent's WHITE water adventure.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: gmillerdrake on June 30, 2017, 05:26:31 PM
I just lost it on this. It's so funny because it's SO true

https://www.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/6kf1jk/bill_burrs_rant_on_steve_jobs_is_one_of_my/?st=J4KHLAWR&sh=3f6eb126
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: ReaperKK on June 30, 2017, 05:42:00 PM
I love bill burr rants
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Ben_Jamin on June 30, 2017, 05:57:29 PM
Haha...That was pretty great. The Rollerblading one is funny as hell.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Phoenix87x on July 01, 2017, 07:13:34 AM
(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/36/3e/bb/363ebb3e576c3babc1f79c113ff30a7e--metal-signs-tin-signs.jpg)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Orbert on July 03, 2017, 08:25:50 AM
(http://imgur.com/DkFQedM.jpg)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: lonestar on July 05, 2017, 03:28:05 PM
Dad opens and tries to eat stinkiest food on the planet with his family around....


https://www.facebook.com/BigJoeInsurance/videos/1422969431075632/?hc_ref=NEWSFEED (https://www.facebook.com/BigJoeInsurance/videos/1422969431075632/?hc_ref=NEWSFEED)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: MrBoom_shack-a-lack on July 05, 2017, 05:04:14 PM
I know it's suppose to be funny but as always with videos like that, they're doing it wrong for comedic effect. It's fermented fish and it will stink but you get used to it though. There's better ways to open it like putting it in a bag and open it, that way it dosen't spray everyway. You eat it by putting small pieces on a thin crispy bread along with sliced potatoes, sour cream/creme fraiche, diced onions and chives served with a nice lager and of course snaps.  :tup
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: lonestar on July 05, 2017, 05:09:36 PM
Aaaaand there goes the funny...
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: MrBoom_shack-a-lack on July 05, 2017, 11:36:55 PM
Sorry  :P Here's my favourite: https://youtu.be/Cqe8iUjmLds
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: TheSilentHam on July 08, 2017, 09:29:15 AM
(http://images2.memedroid.com/images/UPLOADED187/55f82b9c5334a.jpeg)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Orbert on July 08, 2017, 10:17:56 AM
Brilliant!
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: JayOctavarium on July 08, 2017, 03:44:12 PM
https://gfycat.com/OffensiveGargantuanAlbacoretuna
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Orbert on July 09, 2017, 07:40:56 AM
(http://imgur.com/jHOMt8n.jpg)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: JayOctavarium on July 17, 2017, 01:04:04 PM
I laughed way too hard when I saw this.

Apparently this guys does a lot of random videos like this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b8HO6hba9ZE
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: MrBoom_shack-a-lack on July 20, 2017, 10:34:58 AM
(https://i.redd.it/uim9p5b9wpaz.png)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: cramx3 on July 20, 2017, 10:59:48 AM
With 34 reviews, he must have made more than that!  :lol
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: MrBoom_shack-a-lack on July 24, 2017, 09:20:35 AM
The video is not really that funny but this line have too be from some John Cleese sketch  :lol

You're under citizen's arrest! You're under citizen's arrest and I tell you what, YOU ARE TOO, YOU BIG SLOB! (https://youtu.be/-W7BjtLil9M?t=4m12s)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: jingle.boy on July 30, 2017, 04:54:20 AM
(http://epicpix.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/ff_4507.jpg)

(http://epicpix.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/ff_4449-1.jpg)

(http://epicpix.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/ff_4456.jpg)

(http://epicpix.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/ff_4454.jpg)

(http://epicpix.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/ff_4452.jpg)

(http://epicpix.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/ff_4440.jpg)

(http://epicpix.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/ff_4447.jpg)

(http://epicpix.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/give-it-to-me-daddy.jpg)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Orbert on July 30, 2017, 06:28:54 AM
Whoa, that C&H took an unexpected turn.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: TioJorge on July 30, 2017, 07:00:28 AM
Woooooow. Going places where....


Hentai and hicks have been going for eons.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Orbert on July 30, 2017, 10:49:16 AM
I don't follow any Hentai, and don't know many hicks, so it caught me off guard.  I guess I've lived a sheltered life.  I did find it funny, I'm just not used to "mainstream" going there.  Yet.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Stadler on July 30, 2017, 05:55:23 PM
It's the next rubicon, albeit not for me. 

I love the "Original/Remix" one.   And the Nintendo one is cute even if it is obviously fake (there's no way a hot 25 year old chick knows about having to take out the cartridge, blow on it, and reinsert in order to keep the game going; that's high level nerd-dom, if you ask me). 
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: kingshmegland on July 30, 2017, 06:11:01 PM
Shit son.  70's bitches did that to Atari cartridges.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: jingle.boy on July 30, 2017, 08:00:05 PM
And the Nintendo one is cute even if it is obviously fake (there's no way a hot 25 year old chick knows about having to take out the cartridge, blow on it, and reinsert in order to keep the game going; that's high level nerd-dom, if you ask me).

And there goes the funny.  Honestly... not everything needs an examination man.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: kingshmegland on July 30, 2017, 08:11:49 PM
And the Nintendo one is cute even if it is obviously fake (there's no way a hot 25 year old chick knows about having to take out the cartridge, blow on it, and reinsert in order to keep the game going; that's high level nerd-dom, if you ask me).

And there goes the funny.  Honestly... not everything needs an examination man.


Yup.  Stadler need to think with his groin once in a while.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Orbert on July 30, 2017, 08:25:47 PM
I would let her blow on my cartridge.  :eyebrows:
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: TAC on July 30, 2017, 08:32:46 PM
I would let her blow on my cartridge.  :eyebrows:

Or your melodica thingy.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: BlobVanDam on July 30, 2017, 10:07:11 PM
I love the "Original/Remix" one.   And the Nintendo one is cute even if it is obviously fake (there's no way a hot 25 year old chick knows about having to take out the cartridge, blow on it, and reinsert in order to keep the game going; that's high level nerd-dom, if you ask me). 

That's not high level nerd-dom at all, it's a well known pop culture reference, as is pretty much anything related to Nintendo. I'm 31 and lived it for the NES onwards, so it's not a stretch for someone of 25 to be at least aware of it being a thing.
For someone born in the early '90s, the N64 would be a console they grew up with, especially if they had older siblings. She refers to it as a "Nintendo 64 classic", so she does appear to be a lot more familiar with blowing penii than cartridges, but I don't expect dumb sluts to fact check their references. Just all the more proof that the reference is legit imo; aware enough of it to mention it in a not quite right way, but not overly familiar with it to overstep her expected knowledge. If she started spouting jokes about NTSC signals, then I'd be suspicious.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Bolsters on July 30, 2017, 10:30:02 PM
I don't think I ever once had to blow into any of my N64 cartridges, or SNES cartridges for that matter. It was the NES cartridges that were notorious for having people blow into them when they didn't work. So, the reference seems wrong to me anyway.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: bl5150 on July 30, 2017, 10:31:27 PM
This thread blows  ;D
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Adami on July 30, 2017, 10:32:01 PM
I don't think I ever once had to blow into any of my N64 cartridges, or SNES cartridges for that matter. It was the NES cartridges that were notorious for having people blow into them when they didn't work. So, the reference seems wrong to me anyway.

Nope, I had to do that to my N64 games too.

I dunno. Maybe I just like blowing things.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Ben_Jamin on July 30, 2017, 10:37:28 PM
It's the next rubicon, albeit not for me. 

I love the "Original/Remix" one.   And the Nintendo one is cute even if it is obviously fake (there's no way a hot 25 year old chick knows about having to take out the cartridge, blow on it, and reinsert in order to keep the game going; that's high level nerd-dom, if you ask me).

You don't know the power of Teh Mario.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Stadler on July 31, 2017, 07:55:50 AM
And the Nintendo one is cute even if it is obviously fake (there's no way a hot 25 year old chick knows about having to take out the cartridge, blow on it, and reinsert in order to keep the game going; that's high level nerd-dom, if you ask me).

And there goes the funny.  Honestly... not everything needs an examination man.

That's fine; just here for a public service.  Next time you respond to that ad "Hot girls in your neighborhood!  Looking for SEX!" and the person at your door is a 45 year-old man with a half beard, an adult diaper and a bottle of Popoff vodka, don't say I didn't warn you!


(And my original post was meant to BE funny; sorry we can't all be Dave Foley or Mike Myers.)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Stadler on July 31, 2017, 07:57:02 AM
I love the "Original/Remix" one.   And the Nintendo one is cute even if it is obviously fake (there's no way a hot 25 year old chick knows about having to take out the cartridge, blow on it, and reinsert in order to keep the game going; that's high level nerd-dom, if you ask me). 

That's not high level nerd-dom at all, it's a well known pop culture reference, as is pretty much anything related to Nintendo. I'm 31 and lived it for the NES onwards, so it's not a stretch for someone of 25 to be at least aware of it being a thing.
For someone born in the early '90s, the N64 would be a console they grew up with, especially if they had older siblings. She refers to it as a "Nintendo 64 classic", so she does appear to be a lot more familiar with blowing penii than cartridges, but I don't expect dumb sluts to fact check their references. Just all the more proof that the reference is legit imo; aware enough of it to mention it in a not quite right way, but not overly familiar with it to overstep her expected knowledge. If she started spouting jokes about NTSC signals, then I'd be suspicious.

Learn something new; that was standard operating procedure with the SNES.   The old Atari too, if memory serves.  I never played the 64.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Chino on July 31, 2017, 08:00:22 AM
I love the "Original/Remix" one.   And the Nintendo one is cute even if it is obviously fake (there's no way a hot 25 year old chick knows about having to take out the cartridge, blow on it, and reinsert in order to keep the game going; that's high level nerd-dom, if you ask me). 

That's not high level nerd-dom at all, it's a well known pop culture reference, as is pretty much anything related to Nintendo. I'm 31 and lived it for the NES onwards, so it's not a stretch for someone of 25 to be at least aware of it being a thing.
For someone born in the early '90s, the N64 would be a console they grew up with, especially if they had older siblings. She refers to it as a "Nintendo 64 classic", so she does appear to be a lot more familiar with blowing penii than cartridges, but I don't expect dumb sluts to fact check their references. Just all the more proof that the reference is legit imo; aware enough of it to mention it in a not quite right way, but not overly familiar with it to overstep her expected knowledge. If she started spouting jokes about NTSC signals, then I'd be suspicious.

Learn something new; that was standard operating procedure with the SNES.   The old Atari too, if memory serves.  I never played the 64.

I had to blow on my N64 cartridges all the time. Nintendo actually discouraged people from doing so, though I'm not sure why. They even released a kit to use rather than blowing on it.

(https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/51X75UAAdcL.jpg)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: TioJorge on July 31, 2017, 10:00:23 AM
Moisture (or in some poor kids' case, actual spit) from your mouth could damage the exposed connectors of the PCB. I'm sure it's rare but with how many kids blew on their cartridges, I have no doubt some actually killed their ROM carts instead of cleaning them.



...




...




THERE'S YOUR FUNNY, YOU BASTARDS! WE DON'T FUCK AROUND WITH NINTENDO 64 HERE, OKAY!? Get your nubile, perky tits OUTTA HERE!
 :metal :yarr :loser:
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: BlobVanDam on July 31, 2017, 10:02:48 AM
Maybe this girl is a master of blowing it while bone dry. :zydar:


Ick.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Orbert on July 31, 2017, 10:28:03 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/hGoOAey.png)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: BlobVanDam on July 31, 2017, 10:30:57 AM
Reminds me of this-
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ykxMqtuM6Ko
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Orbert on August 01, 2017, 02:44:06 PM
Irish Family Tradition

Paddy had long heard the stories of an amazing family tradition.

It seems that his father, grandfather and great-grandfather had all been able to walk on water on their 18th birthday. On that special day, they'd each walked across the lake to the pub on the far side for their first legal drink. So when Paddy's 18th birthday came 'round, he and his pal Mick took a boat out to the middle of the lake, Paddy stepped out of the boat ...and nearly drowned! Mick just barely managed to pull him to safety.

Furious and confused, Paddy went to see his grandmother.

"Granny," he asked, "It's my 18th birthday, so why can't I walk 'cross the lake like my father, his father, and his father before him?"

Granny looked deeply into Paddy's troubled brown eyes and said, "Because your father, your grandfather and your great grandfather were all born in December, when the lake is frozen over, and you were born in August, ya dip shit."
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: bosk1 on August 01, 2017, 04:25:45 PM
:rollin
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: TheSilentHam on August 01, 2017, 08:48:04 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/Ieb86AM.jpg)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: bosk1 on August 01, 2017, 10:34:04 PM
That is disturbing on many levels.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Adami on August 01, 2017, 10:35:28 PM
That is disturbing on many levels.

Totally.

I mean, you don't make Chewy the Gene?
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Zydar on August 02, 2017, 03:15:39 AM
Kiss Of Death(Star)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Chino on August 02, 2017, 08:12:00 AM
(https://i.redditmedia.com/fzZuX7oiOgN8B13XFZ3mqzxp4sm2dEiyJSAZt7tOjwM.jpg?w=900&s=dbc37aaba9d8181ba285a087a4181987)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: cramx3 on August 02, 2017, 08:16:19 AM
 :lol
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: TheSilentHam on August 02, 2017, 10:23:14 PM
That is disturbing on many levels.

yes, especially since Yoda would obviously be a Winger fan instead
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Chino on August 04, 2017, 11:46:49 AM
(https://i.redditmedia.com/jMqSxlnWXOJCbyEGToI8WwwthMcvpcftWfpBTjSgkkg.jpg?w=524&s=dafd24150e3de32c2809c715e7aa5c93)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Stadler on August 04, 2017, 11:54:54 AM
That is disturbing on many levels.

yes, especially since Yoda would obviously be a Winger fan instead

I don't know if that is true... I read somewhere he's slept with over 4,000 extraterrestrials, and has the polaroids to prove it. 
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: jammindude on August 04, 2017, 08:16:50 PM
That is disturbing on many levels.

yes, especially since Yoda would obviously be a Winger fan instead

I don't know if that is true... I read somewhere he's slept with over 4,000 extraterrestrials, and has the polaroids to prove it.

 :rollin :rollin :rollin
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: lonestar on August 06, 2017, 10:54:33 PM
Humans...


(https://scontent-sjc2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/20604722_10155517007593162_5974892919778614025_n.jpg?oh=f95a2b4bbb0bcb0da132d70bd1c7d536&oe=59EBDA97)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: rumborak on August 07, 2017, 09:23:28 AM
(https://i.redditmedia.com/jMqSxlnWXOJCbyEGToI8WwwthMcvpcftWfpBTjSgkkg.jpg?w=524&s=dafd24150e3de32c2809c715e7aa5c93)

(http://l7.alamy.com/zooms/b3849fdacd7b40f19dc90cacd1ab9e86/a-group-of-young-indian-visitors-pose-to-a-photo-in-front-of-taj-mahal-c2c752.jpg)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Ben_Jamin on August 07, 2017, 09:52:01 AM
Humans...


(https://scontent-sjc2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/20604722_10155517007593162_5974892919778614025_n.jpg?oh=f95a2b4bbb0bcb0da132d70bd1c7d536&oe=59EBDA97)

I'm gonna steal this. Its too great not to.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Orbert on August 08, 2017, 11:31:49 AM
Maybe not really "funny", more of a WTF, but then I saw the Mercedes logo on the pavement and chuckled.  I guess that means it's funny.

(http://imgur.com/TSWR5Hy.jpg)

I don't normally wish ill on people, but for some reason, I'm okay with bad things happening to people with really expensive cars, especially if it's obvious that no one was hurt.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Kwyjibo on August 08, 2017, 01:37:40 PM
Are there tiremarks on the hood? Did the tractor roll over the mercedes?
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: El Barto on August 08, 2017, 03:45:15 PM
Are there tiremarks on the hood? Did the tractor roll over the mercedes?
Sure looks that way, and the driver of the really expensive car of Orbert's disdain walked way from it. I prefer fast cars, so I'm not a Mercedes guy, but they really are built tough as shit. A business acquaintance had a head-on collision with at total speed around 155 or so and came out of it with some bruises and a concussion thanks to his Mercedes. Nobody in the other car survived. That really caught my attention.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: ZKX-2099 on August 09, 2017, 08:29:19 AM
How do you crash into a big slow tractor in what looks like an open area?
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: bosk1 on August 09, 2017, 08:55:18 AM
How do you crash into a big slow tractor in what looks like an open area?
Not to be judgmental, but the ONLY way I see that happening is if the Mercedes driver was flying along pretty fast, and likely also not paying attention (texting, rocking out to Behemian Rhapsody, or whatever).  Obviously, I wasn't there.  But that's my first guess just from seeing the picture and trying to piece together likely scenarios that could have caused it.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: El Barto on August 09, 2017, 09:17:04 AM
Look how narrow the road is. No matter what they're going to be passing very close to each other. Frankly, the tractor should have given way. Moreover, I might be mistaken but it seems that the sun is low on the horizon and facing the farmer. Possible he was having a hard time seeing what was going on.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: TheSilentHam on August 09, 2017, 12:48:55 PM
https://www.tagesanzeiger.ch/zuerich/region/Das-Wunder-von-Leipzig/story/11787194 (https://www.tagesanzeiger.ch/zuerich/region/Das-Wunder-von-Leipzig/story/11787194)
apparently this accident happened in Germany ~ 7 years ago.  With help from google translate:  Seems that the Mercedes driver saw a "cloud" approaching and stopped, and then was soon run over by the tractor.  The driver of the car and passenger were unharmed, but the farmer on the tractor was admitted to the hospital.

The google translation of the story at the link above is somewhat funny (below):

The miracle of Leipzig

Near Leipzig, a 6-ton tractor was rolled over and none of the inmates were injured.

The "Leipziger Volkszeitung" writes of a horror incident - and a miracle that all inmates have survived him. "The miracle of Mutzschen" is the title of the story. And the picture shows a car, in the cooler hood of which the profile of a tractor tire has eaten.

And that is how it should have happened: Ralf Becker went with his life partner to a birthday celebration to Köllmichen in Leipzig. In the fields to the left and right, the farmers were busy harvesting. When he suddenly saw a "right cloud" approaching him, he had stopped his car. "First it was yellow, suddenly everything turned black. And then the glass flaps! "The man in the Mercedes is quoted.

Blame on the black and the glass shards is a 6-ton heavy tractor of the brand John Deere. And he was catapulted like a ski jumper by the limousine with the star in the sky. Whether it is a miracle or South German engineering: the man at the wheel of the car is uninjured, as is his passenger. The only one who was admitted to the hospital was the farmer on the tractor
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Orbert on August 09, 2017, 02:07:32 PM
So that's funny, except the tractor driver was hospitalized while the morons in the Mercedes were unharmed, which isn't cool.  Let's call it a draw.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: sylvan on August 09, 2017, 02:37:31 PM
So that's funny, except the tractor driver was hospitalized while the morons in the Mercedes were unharmed, which isn't cool.  Let's call it a draw.

Let me get this straight. The Mercedes drivers are morons (granted, they allegedly stopped to look at a cloud lol), but the tractor driver who managed to FLIP a fucking huge John Deere tractor by running over a parked car is not a moron, and also deserves sympathy? Not so sure this is a draw...
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: El Barto on August 09, 2017, 02:55:40 PM
So that's funny, except the tractor driver was hospitalized while the morons in the Mercedes were unharmed, which isn't cool.  Let's call it a draw.

Let me get this straight. The Mercedes drivers are morons (granted, they allegedly stopped to look at a cloud lol), but the tractor driver who managed to FLIP a fucking huge John Deere tractor by running over a parked car is not a moron, and also deserves sympathy? Not so sure this is a draw...
I gather that the cloud they saw was actually the dust and dirt kicked up by the oncoming tractor. The "cloud" they saw was approaching, so they stopped. However, your confusion at his indignation is remains valid.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Orbert on August 09, 2017, 03:18:41 PM
Okay, maybe I am reading this wrong.

I interpreted it as: They thought they saw a "cloud" but it was actually a tractor, so they stopped, in the middle of the road.  Next thing they know, it ran over them and was in fact a tractor.  That just sounds really stupid to me.  Tractors don't go that fast, so how do you not see the "cloud" until it's literally on top of you?

It didn't occur to me that the "cloud" was the dust being kicked up.  If that's the case, then the farmer should be more careful and know when he's ventured out onto the road (which he can't if he's in a cloud of dust) and thus is at fault.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: TheSilentHam on August 09, 2017, 03:30:28 PM
I'm going to imagine the farmer's injury is similar to the below, making the whole think seem funny again:
(http://68.media.tumblr.com/7c3c5e9cd9c7edb61764cf65ee7302a6/tumblr_oabjyb7WYg1qhub34o8_r1_500.jpg)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Orbert on August 09, 2017, 03:45:48 PM
Ouch.



Or maybe not?
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: El Barto on August 09, 2017, 03:58:27 PM
(https://i.redd.it/g3b0dkd1iqez.jpg)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: kingshmegland on August 09, 2017, 04:18:46 PM
Um....
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: bosk1 on August 09, 2017, 04:23:24 PM
:lol
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: cramx3 on August 09, 2017, 04:26:36 PM
 :lol wow
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Adami on August 09, 2017, 04:35:02 PM
I was 100% sure that was a photoshop.






I was 100% wrong.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: kingshmegland on August 09, 2017, 04:50:13 PM
I think there's a display behind that and that has the sign.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: El Barto on August 09, 2017, 05:23:16 PM
I think there's a display behind that and that has the sign.
Well now that's what I thought, but behind the guns are more guns, and behind those guns are boxes of rifle ammunition. That sign is right in the middle of the guns and ammo section. Not even fishing or camping stuff.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Adami on August 09, 2017, 05:24:54 PM
Yea, I looked it up. Walmart says it was an oversight, apologized, and took it down.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Phoenix87x on August 09, 2017, 05:37:23 PM
From my time in retail, I can totally see how that could happen. Seasonal signs come in and you are just told to put them everywhere. And if the managers of that store were as dumb as the ones at mine, they probably looked directly at it and walked away not ever realizing the potential issue.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Adami on August 09, 2017, 05:41:47 PM
Plus imagine some employees wanting a laugh.

All of us can picture Tio putting that sign there on purpose.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Ben_Jamin on August 09, 2017, 05:55:02 PM
(https://i.redd.it/g3b0dkd1iqez.jpg)

Haha...Only at Wal-Mart.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: kingshmegland on August 09, 2017, 06:57:49 PM
I think there's a display behind that and that has the sign.
Well now that's what I thought, but behind the guns are more guns, and behind those guns are boxes of rifle ammunition. That sign is right in the middle of the guns and ammo section. Not even fishing or camping stuff.

Well holy shit then.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Chino on August 10, 2017, 06:24:13 AM
Ugh. I'm so sick of seeing that. I hate Walmart to death but have to defend them here. That sign is part of a display for superhero backpacks in the back to school section. Some rogue employee or a customer that it'd be hysterical to move it.

https://www.google.com/search?q=back+to+school+hero+backpacks&safe=active&rlz=1C1GGRV_enUS751US751&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwjExYfu1MzVAhWJ7yYKHWTVD-YQ_AUICygC&biw=1113&bih=618
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: lonestar on August 10, 2017, 06:03:16 PM
Party pooper.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: kingshmegland on August 13, 2017, 07:15:45 AM
(http://imagizer.imageshack.us/v2/500x400q90/924/d4MBwH.jpg) (http://imageshack.com/f/pod4MBwHj)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: TioJorge on August 13, 2017, 04:32:15 PM
Holy shit  :lol
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: rumborak on August 13, 2017, 08:22:14 PM
(http://assets.nydailynews.com/polopoly_fs/1.79390.1372344059!/img/httpImage/image.jpg_gen/derivatives/gallery_1200/sigourney-weaver.jpg)

It's a simple distinction really.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: rumborak on August 13, 2017, 08:22:49 PM
[Double post]
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: bl5150 on August 13, 2017, 10:06:53 PM
Yep

(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/564x/d9/f3/d7/d9f3d73d7bd64d061ea6dd6ff3be9e37.jpg)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: MrBoom_shack-a-lack on August 13, 2017, 11:44:34 PM
Is that Fred Armisen?  :lol
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: TioJorge on August 14, 2017, 12:05:20 AM
Portlandia!

I still need to watch the most recent season. Such a fantastic show.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Stadler on August 14, 2017, 07:08:37 AM
Danzig is way cooler.  And that is BY FAR the best that whatshername has ever looked.  (Not on the Carrie Brownstein bandwagon, either comedically or musically). 
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Phoenix87x on August 14, 2017, 07:23:04 AM
I'm team sigourney. She looks so damn fine in that alien photo. Danzig is danzig and everything, but he needs to hit the gym. His body aint beach ready
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: gmillerdrake on August 14, 2017, 10:38:11 AM
Team Sigourney as well. Not only is she infinitely more talented and more successful.....Danzig won't even let children hold his hand.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Orbert on August 14, 2017, 11:06:27 AM
I have no idea who Danzig is, but I didn't have any problem telling her apart from Sigourney.  The shape of the jaw is completely different.

It seems Danzig is a "he" but that doesn't really change anything.  Still no idea who she is.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: kingshmegland on August 14, 2017, 12:41:09 PM
Have you guys lost your funny bone? :lol
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: T-ski on August 14, 2017, 04:04:50 PM
Anyone else having an "Is Hilary Swank hot" moment from The Office?
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: rumborak on August 15, 2017, 07:26:48 AM
I have no idea who Danzig is

Dear mother ....






... tell your children not to walk my way,
tell your children not to hear my words, what they mean what they say ...

MOTHER!!
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Orbert on August 15, 2017, 09:55:01 AM
Still don't know who she is.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Nick on August 15, 2017, 11:22:37 AM
He, and he wrote the song Mother, and I'm surprised you never heard it.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Orbert on August 15, 2017, 11:38:30 AM
I'm familiar with "Mother" by Pink Floyd from The Wall, and "Mother" by The Police from Synchronicity.  I've never heard of Danzig.  According to Wiki:
Quote
"Mother" is a song by American heavy metal band Danzig. It was originally released in August 1988 as the lead single from their debut album, Danzig.

It's possible that I've heard it, but I'm not sure why anyone would be surprised if I don't recognize some song by an 80's metal band.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: mike099 on August 15, 2017, 12:26:54 PM
Yep

(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/564x/d9/f3/d7/d9f3d73d7bd64d061ea6dd6ff3be9e37.jpg)

The guy in the middle favors MM from DT and the guy on the right favors Steven Wilson.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: MrBoom_shack-a-lack on August 15, 2017, 01:09:46 PM
I'm familiar with "Mother" by Pink Floyd from The Wall, and "Mother" by The Police from Synchronicity.  I've never heard of Danzig.  According to Wiki:
Quote
"Mother" is a song by American heavy metal band Danzig. It was originally released in August 1988 as the lead single from their debut album, Danzig.

It's possible that I've heard it, but I'm not sure why anyone would be surprised if I don't recognize some song by an 80's metal band.
I actually mostly know that song from GTA: San Andreas, probably the first time I heard it.  :P
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Chino on August 16, 2017, 09:23:09 AM
(https://i.redditmedia.com/GWJxe7QXkLgsELXrz0xQhvC4MLnyXihPl4wjQkLzW0c.jpg?w=576&s=d0db924af43b4e231194a1fec8d827a8)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: BlobVanDam on August 16, 2017, 09:28:07 AM
:lol My favourite is "'Promiscuous' Millennials Are Killing McDonald's". I'm sure there's probably some context to their use of the word promiscuous here, but I'd rather just imagine it's exactly what you think.

Bunch of newspaper headlines targeted right to the oldies who will eat this shit right up.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: jingle.boy on August 16, 2017, 09:30:22 AM
^ exactly.

"are killing brunch"   :lol
"aren't hypocrites, they just prefer to kill trees" ... coming from a newspaper!   :rollin
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Chino on August 16, 2017, 09:35:02 AM
I wonder if Millennials killed JFK.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: cramx3 on August 16, 2017, 10:18:19 AM
 :lol damn millennials ruining everything
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: BlobVanDam on August 16, 2017, 10:23:44 AM
:lol damn millennials ruining everything

Dude, they don't just ruin it, they KILL it. Everything you cherish fondly from your past, they've KILLED in cold blood like a pack of heartless young leeches, laying waste to everything you hold dear.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: cramx3 on August 16, 2017, 10:39:20 AM
:lol damn millennials ruining everything

Dude, they don't just ruin it, they KILL it. Everything you cherish fondly from your past, they've KILLED in cold blood like a pack of heartless young leeches, laying waste to everything you hold dear.

And now millennials are killing this thread
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: BlobVanDam on August 16, 2017, 10:39:55 AM
Millennials aren't just killing the thread, they're killing forums, they're killing social media, and they're killing the internet!
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Orbert on August 16, 2017, 11:18:36 AM
First off, I agree with all of that.  Millennials are ruining everything.  But why is there a picture of egg on toast in the middle?
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: lonestar on August 16, 2017, 11:45:30 AM
Because millennials.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Orbert on August 16, 2017, 11:48:38 AM
Millennials are ruining eggs and toast.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Stadler on August 16, 2017, 12:04:35 PM
Yeah, well, they didn't kill the wine cork.   Thank god for that.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Adami on August 16, 2017, 12:09:29 PM
Yeah, well, they didn't kill the wine cork.   Thank god for that.

Hmmm, gives me an interesting idea. Deconstructed wine. Just give them a bunch of grapes and someone's foot.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: TheSilentHam on August 16, 2017, 12:14:16 PM
Yeah, well, they didn't kill the wine cork.   Thank god for that.

"Millennials Driving Portability and Convenience in Wines & Spirits"
http://www.linkedin.com/pulse/millennials-driving-portability-convenience-wines-joseph-tarnowski (http://www.linkedin.com/pulse/millennials-driving-portability-convenience-wines-joseph-tarnowski)

"Indeed, no longer are screw-top wines seen as “non-premium” by these consumers; to them, it means they don’t have to worry about having a corkscrew"
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Chino on August 16, 2017, 12:20:55 PM
God forbid people want something a little more convenient when possible :lol

Generation X KILLS can openers!

(https://s.thestreet.com/files/tsc/v2008/photos/contrib/uploads/vintagecampbellsoup_600x400.jpg)
(https://www.campbells.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/26/2014/12/campbellsCondensed-Chicken-Noodle1.jpg)

Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Orbert on August 16, 2017, 12:35:42 PM
Yeah, well, they didn't kill the wine cork.   Thank god for that.

Hmmm, gives me an interesting idea. Deconstructed wine. Just give them a bunch of grapes and someone's foot.


This is the Ikea generation, so "assembly required" is no big deal, right?
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: jingle.boy on August 16, 2017, 01:58:02 PM
Ikea... Sweedish for out-of-stock.

I'll never get how their business model succeeds - 'let's charge people more to take it off our shelves, and assemble it themselves'
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Orbert on August 16, 2017, 02:16:15 PM
It succeeds because they've convinced enough people that their stuff is high-quality and chic and trendy and awesome and actually worth the price even if they have to assemble it themselves.  And people willing to do that actually kinda like it because then they know it's well made, because they assembled it themselves.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: cramx3 on August 16, 2017, 02:26:16 PM
I just assumed it was cheap to offset the cost of poor materials and build it yourself.  I can't recall the last time I bought ikea stuff though.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Nekov on August 16, 2017, 02:44:42 PM
It succeeds because they've convinced enough people that their stuff is high-quality and chic and trendy and awesome and actually worth the price even if they have to assemble it themselves.  And people willing to do that actually kinda like it because then they know it's well made, because they assembled it themselves.

Yeah, it's kinda fun putting those things together, even if you don't get it right the first time
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Cool Chris on August 16, 2017, 04:58:50 PM
We buy Ikea stuff for our kids, because we know it isn't going to last until they hit puberty, and we don't want to put expensive, high-quality stuff in their rooms. We know the prices are lower than anything else we will find, I can put everything together quickly, and it will all fit in either one of our medium-sized cars. That is their business model, and that is why it works.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: El Barto on August 16, 2017, 07:28:51 PM
:lol My favourite is "'Promiscuous' Millennials Are Killing McDonald's". I'm sure there's probably some context to their use of the word promiscuous here, but I'd rather just imagine it's exactly what you think.

Bunch of newspaper headlines targeted right to the oldies who will eat this shit right up.
There was. We were discussing it in relation to FOX's newfound interest in running stories about harlots and hussies. In this case it was a woman who fled on foot after being yelled at for blowing somebody in a McD's. She got busted but skipped on her bail, making her a wanted woman (for more reasons than one).


edit: Nope. Turns out they just hate the brand:
Quote
"They're promiscuous in their brand loyalty. It makes it harder work for all of us to earn the loyalty of the millennial generation."
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: TheSilentHam on August 19, 2017, 09:22:08 AM
(https://pics.onsizzle.com/omg-ithas-happened-shared-on-i-m-not-right-in-4429146.png)
(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/1d/e4/4e/1de44e79fa32362ff65ffddd1819b72a--bizarro-comic-so-funny.jpg)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: sylvan on August 19, 2017, 05:56:58 PM
I was watching Marvel's Defenders on Netflix, and was all like, "Damn! They got Danzig... that's big time!" :rollin
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: jingle.boy on August 20, 2017, 07:25:56 AM
(http://epicpix.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/ff_4521.jpg)

(http://epicpix.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/ff_4547.jpg)

(http://epicpix.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/ff_4542.jpg)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: jingle.boy on August 20, 2017, 08:20:43 AM
(https://scontent.fyto1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/20953241_687553148111452_2683130720191244354_n.jpg?oh=bd1f9691417b83b85860d923cc93dd87&oe=5A2FD8CD)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: ReaperKK on August 20, 2017, 08:58:13 AM
:lol
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Zydar on August 20, 2017, 09:03:58 AM
:tup
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: T-ski on August 21, 2017, 07:26:41 AM
 :clap:
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Phoenix87x on August 21, 2017, 09:16:57 AM
That's so true  :lol
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: eric42434224 on August 21, 2017, 03:10:54 PM
I sent out an email to my entire work floor at a Fortune 90 company, for anyone interested in using my solar eclipse glasses to see the eclipse out my window, to feel free to do so.  75 people came and used my glasses.  Then I sent out an email at 4:55 that I would be home sick tomorrow with Pink Eye.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: bosk1 on August 21, 2017, 03:36:32 PM
:lol :clap:
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: jingle.boy on August 28, 2017, 08:21:28 AM
(http://epicpix.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/ff_4566.jpg)

(http://epicpix.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/ff_4572.jpg)

(http://epicpix.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/ff_4563.jpg)


And lastly, King's throne:

(http://epicpix.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/ff_4553.jpg)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: kingshmegland on August 28, 2017, 08:26:26 AM
Needs a fridge! :rollin
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: YtseBitsySpider on August 28, 2017, 10:37:37 AM
poor snorlax.......never any love
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Zydar on August 30, 2017, 07:54:35 AM
Martha & Snoop.

(http://i.imgur.com/OyKvAMe.gif)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: bosk1 on August 30, 2017, 11:44:07 AM
:lol  I saw a reference to it yesterday, but hadn't actually watched it.  That's awesome.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: MrBoom_shack-a-lack on September 04, 2017, 02:03:21 PM
That's just plain bad luck  :laugh:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IHwOndZw7Ak&feature=youtu.be
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Kwyjibo on September 04, 2017, 11:43:37 PM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CO6fUt7U8AALcj5.jpg)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: jingle.boy on September 05, 2017, 03:16:15 PM
He-Man and Skeletor have the time of their lives (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-PgTjhx1VLw)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Chino on September 06, 2017, 11:52:36 AM
(https://i.redditmedia.com/5wLkz9x2C8BNxrY0Q7HIhd_oI6xB7fCMuOKoVGJF9GQ.jpg?w=627&s=5be58b98eb2aba15b2cefee6280d36d8)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: cramx3 on September 06, 2017, 12:27:29 PM
Well that's a different take  :lol but what's up with all those leg bruises
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: eric42434224 on September 06, 2017, 12:33:21 PM
For a girl who can take an Italian tower in her hoo hoo, I would expect some bruising.
Thank god for astroglide
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Orbert on September 06, 2017, 01:23:07 PM
Yeah, with something that size, it might take a few tries to get it right.  The important thing is that she's obviously willing to take the hit.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: cramx3 on September 06, 2017, 01:34:24 PM
 :rollin
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Stadler on September 07, 2017, 06:36:21 AM
As her father, I can't TELL you how proud I am...
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: jingle.boy on September 07, 2017, 06:46:06 AM
Trump: Climate change is a hoax.

Climate Change:  Hold my beer.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: jingle.boy on September 07, 2017, 09:09:04 PM
Like a Boss:

(https://i.pinimg.com/236x/0f/9b/9d/0f9b9d0549d4c13c7781245dad5b5e31--funny-babies-funny-kids.jpg)


Like a Next Level Boss:

(http://cdn.acidcow.com/pics/20170904/acid_picdump_03.jpg)


For the King:

(https://i.redd.it/9sdzxhjg64jz.jpg)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: kingshmegland on September 07, 2017, 09:15:13 PM
Amen Chad.  Amen.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Phoenix87x on September 08, 2017, 06:32:50 AM

Like a Next Level Boss:

(http://cdn.acidcow.com/pics/20170904/acid_picdump_03.jpg)



She's just practicing for when she's takes all his stuff after the divorce
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: MrBoom_shack-a-lack on September 22, 2017, 01:55:53 AM
https://youtu.be/gepbrYeIvcg
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Zydar on September 22, 2017, 08:29:08 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/XcJTwWW.png)


(https://i.imgur.com/TBbPspx.jpg)


(https://i.imgur.com/7Tsm93K.jpg)



Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Orbert on September 22, 2017, 11:48:43 AM
(https://imgur.com/9hBgfmE.jpg)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: El Barto on September 22, 2017, 03:54:13 PM
Hell yeah, Dallas!
(http://www.snopes.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/a16.jpg)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: jingle.boy on September 22, 2017, 03:58:04 PM
 :lol

Look at the one kid on the left in freefall.  That's gonna leave a mark.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: bosk1 on September 22, 2017, 04:11:18 PM
I think he's on a swing, actually.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: jingle.boy on September 22, 2017, 05:24:28 PM
I think he's on a swing, actually.

That would make more sense.   :lol
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: ReaperKK on September 22, 2017, 06:21:04 PM
I will choose to believe he is falling
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: BlobVanDam on September 22, 2017, 11:20:30 PM
Yeah, I definitely prefer to believe he's falling to his doom.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Phoenix87x on September 23, 2017, 06:32:32 PM
(https://turtleboysports.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/jenner2.jpg)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: ? on September 25, 2017, 02:39:22 AM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CwjXV3mVIAAnyQ3.jpg)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Zydar on September 25, 2017, 02:43:07 AM
:lol
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Chino on September 27, 2017, 11:46:59 AM
(https://i.redditmedia.com/wKFM2n1dnSRzVEhJc1hnsFbyFfFy09IUcdFHIk9deq0.jpg?w=1024&s=db45a251cf2fe36f39989ad518eb97bc)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: cramx3 on September 27, 2017, 11:56:49 AM
Makes me wonder what is actually going on and why some guy is taking notes  :lol
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Adami on September 27, 2017, 12:16:43 PM
(https://i.redditmedia.com/wKFM2n1dnSRzVEhJc1hnsFbyFfFy09IUcdFHIk9deq0.jpg?w=1024&s=db45a251cf2fe36f39989ad518eb97bc)

 Fake. It's been proven that he does not poop.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: gmillerdrake on September 29, 2017, 01:14:05 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/cOITISz.jpg)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: jingle.boy on September 29, 2017, 01:30:38 PM
Actually....

(https://rlv.zcache.com/three_types_of_people_t_shirt-r8a96db70a65543538d0c3f9ba1021721_k2gm8_324.jpg)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Stadler on September 29, 2017, 01:55:50 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/cOITISz.jpg)

I don't get it.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Podaar on September 29, 2017, 01:57:32 PM
I don't get it.

 :lol

Flawless victory.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Orbert on September 29, 2017, 02:00:43 PM
There are 10 types of people in this world: Those who understand binary and those who don't.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: XJDenton on September 29, 2017, 03:13:03 PM
I once bought a book of 1001 computer programmer jokes.

There were only 9 jokes.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Orbert on September 29, 2017, 03:23:54 PM
I guess the joke was on you then, ha!

(Sorry, programmer posting from work.)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: BlobVanDam on September 29, 2017, 11:25:35 PM
There are 10 types of people in this world: Those who understand binary and those who don't.

My friend chose that as his school yearbook quote, and obviously whoever copied it in didn't get the joke, because they retyped it as "ten". :facepalm:
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: jingle.boy on September 30, 2017, 04:15:56 AM
There are 10 types of people in this world: Those who understand binary and those who don't.

My friend chose that as his school yearbook quote, and obviously whoever copied it in didn't get the joke, because they retyped it as "ten". :facepalm:

 :lol :lol
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Orbert on September 30, 2017, 06:38:19 AM
Failure.  Most people probably thought that that was about the stupidest thing they'd ever read.  (You can't say the joke out loud.  It doesn't work.)

On the other hand, the true geeks got to enjoy a meta-joke, recognizing that "ten" is actually "10".  Like the first derivative of a joke.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: jingle.boy on September 30, 2017, 08:50:12 AM
(http://epicpix.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/funny_four_4684.jpg)

(http://epicpix.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/funny_four_4676.jpg)

(http://epicpix.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/ff_4693.jpg)

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DJxvH3HWsAAYeIp.jpg)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Adami on September 30, 2017, 04:08:31 PM
Not sure the anti-trans joke were necessary, but the dog ones were cute.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: XJDenton on September 30, 2017, 05:58:50 PM
Not sure the anti-trans joke were necessary, but the dog ones were cute.

Indeed. You can knock that kind of stuff right off.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: jingle.boy on October 01, 2017, 06:17:33 AM
Not sure the anti-trans joke were necessary, but the dog ones were cute.

Indeed. You can knock that kind of stuff right off.

Apologies... I didn't view them as "anti" to the issue, but just a poke of fun at it.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: TAC on October 01, 2017, 12:14:57 PM
(http://epicpix.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/funny_four_4676.jpg)

 :lol

So awesome!
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Zydar on October 01, 2017, 12:26:32 PM
Yeah that was the best one :lol
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Chino on October 06, 2017, 06:16:34 AM
(https://i.redditmedia.com/RbFY4DRgeOMc3KB64n8kaK_6NoGhDAsR5Tj3x3bzuWA.jpg?w=656&s=11449d9f7e609951563f0ffb304728ac)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: jingle.boy on October 06, 2017, 06:20:02 AM
 :rollin :rollin
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: kingshmegland on October 08, 2017, 06:01:37 PM
(http://imagizer.imageshack.us/v2/350x600q90/922/e889I3.jpg) (http://imageshack.com/f/pme889I3j)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Kattoelox on October 08, 2017, 06:22:00 PM
I shared this with some folks recently and thought I'd share it here too. If you got 10 minutes, check this out. It's always funny to me. Tom Mullica's cigarette magic.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GCm4r0F0tts
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: El Barto on October 08, 2017, 06:26:36 PM
(http://imagizer.imageshack.us/v2/350x600q90/922/e889I3.jpg) (http://imageshack.com/f/pme889I3j)
Looks more like Jame Gumb to me. Probably acts more like him, too.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: kingshmegland on October 08, 2017, 06:29:37 PM
(http://imagizer.imageshack.us/v2/350x600q90/922/e889I3.jpg) (http://imageshack.com/f/pme889I3j)
Looks more like Jame Gumb to me. Probably acts more like him, too.

Dammit.  Now all I can hear is his voice.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: TAC on October 08, 2017, 06:43:40 PM
Who is Jame Gumb?
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Adami on October 08, 2017, 06:44:32 PM
Who is Jame Gumb?

It puts the lotion on the skin.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Phoenix87x on October 08, 2017, 07:34:34 PM
Who is Jame Gumb?

It puts the lotion on the skin.

Or else it gets the hose again
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: mike099 on October 09, 2017, 05:32:10 AM
Who is Jame Gumb?

The serial killer in 'The Silence of the Lambs'. Also a policeman
In the Monk series.
'Puts the Lotion in the Basket'
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: cramx3 on October 09, 2017, 05:54:45 PM
I thought that was Philip Seymour Hoffman from Boogie Nights

(http://www.aveleyman.com/Gallery/ActorsH/8073-23867.gif)

(http://imagizer.imageshack.us/v2/350x600q90/922/e889I3.jpg)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Kattoelox on October 10, 2017, 08:58:53 AM
^^^ Even as a diehard GnR/Axl fan, that is hilarious  :lol :lol
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: lonestar on October 10, 2017, 07:37:27 PM
Not sure how to preview this one without taking away from teh funny, but it's only 47 seconds long so....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cSDy0DvrLu8 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cSDy0DvrLu8)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: lonestar on October 10, 2017, 09:38:48 PM
(https://scontent-sjc2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/22308605_1541107609311760_2799626822459128153_n.jpg?oh=aaa8d85505cb04a0449a15d6196ef7c5&oe=5A841F6C)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: jingle.boy on October 11, 2017, 04:34:27 AM
^  :rollin :rollin

(http://epicpix.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/ff_4717.jpg)

(http://epicpix.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/ff_4716.jpg)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Nekov on October 11, 2017, 06:17:27 AM
 :rollin :rollin :rollin
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Zydar on October 11, 2017, 06:24:47 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/mXwrtw5.png)

(https://i.imgur.com/WGickvo.gif)

(https://i.imgur.com/AVVjZY0.jpg)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Ben_Jamin on October 11, 2017, 07:43:24 AM
That gif just needs the tetris music.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Kattoelox on October 11, 2017, 08:01:38 AM
That M&M picture  :lol :lol :lol
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Zydar on October 12, 2017, 03:07:19 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/LnycpLK.jpg)

(https://i.imgur.com/LR43L54.jpg)

(https://i.imgur.com/3ius6yu.jpg)

(https://i.imgur.com/qICvv.jpg)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: chknptpie on October 12, 2017, 07:43:59 AM
My cat stealing bones out of the trash can. People don't believe me when I say he is like a dog...
https://youtu.be/azJQLCWNtAQ
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Zydar on October 16, 2017, 02:22:43 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/KwZtyLy.jpg)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: MrBoom_shack-a-lack on October 16, 2017, 03:37:42 AM
Oh that's horrible  :rollin
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Chino on October 17, 2017, 01:34:20 PM
(https://i.redditmedia.com/i4zJzDRmfGvNhrZF-YD8CiAjjnWA_wSfh_kylyvQ5Y0.jpg?w=576&s=dc580196076da7d2e6b0fa48387cfb0d)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Stadler on October 17, 2017, 01:38:01 PM
I'd go see that.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: sylvan on October 17, 2017, 01:50:54 PM
(http://cdn.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/575675/1055071.jpg)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Orbert on October 17, 2017, 02:06:17 PM
(https://i.redditmedia.com/i4zJzDRmfGvNhrZF-YD8CiAjjnWA_wSfh_kylyvQ5Y0.jpg?w=576&s=dc580196076da7d2e6b0fa48387cfb0d)

:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol

I have never seen any of the F&F movies, but I would go to this.

"NO IT WON'T MAKE SENSE, BUT IT WILL BE WILD MAN"

Yay for punctuation.



P.S.: Bonus points for The Rock turtleneck picture.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Zydar on October 18, 2017, 03:26:28 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/hFBhyD4.jpg)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: mike099 on October 18, 2017, 12:11:14 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/hFBhyD4.jpg)

 :lol
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: SeRoX on October 20, 2017, 06:59:44 AM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DMIprDbWkAE0uPd.jpg)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Evermind on October 20, 2017, 07:37:28 AM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DMIprDbWkAE0uPd.jpg)

:rollin
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Nekov on October 20, 2017, 07:42:15 AM
 :rollin
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Orbert on October 24, 2017, 06:52:48 PM
(https://imgur.com/Az6hA2y.jpg)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: TioJorge on October 25, 2017, 11:04:25 AM
For real though, it does look like a scene from some kind of tech-pocalypse movie.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: BlobVanDam on October 25, 2017, 11:10:51 AM
Poor fools. I bet their VR experience is subpar.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Stadler on October 25, 2017, 11:31:21 AM
I guarantee you that at least half of those old fat fuckers have Teal Conrad involved in some sort of babysitter porn in their living room...
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Ben_Jamin on October 25, 2017, 07:14:48 PM
He then pulls a Sword Art Online and all pf them are trapped forever. They die, if they die in the VR world.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Chino on October 26, 2017, 12:06:12 PM
(https://i.redditmedia.com/7XWzhw5bOx4-2S4OE80fMv2Vl3N7dYeW9b_mZVmvW8Q.jpg?w=315&s=0a6e7427e87851d1977e43ef973fbdb4)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Nick on October 26, 2017, 12:28:29 PM
(https://i.redditmedia.com/7XWzhw5bOx4-2S4OE80fMv2Vl3N7dYeW9b_mZVmvW8Q.jpg?w=315&s=0a6e7427e87851d1977e43ef973fbdb4)

:lol
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Orbert on October 26, 2017, 12:38:11 PM
Perfect.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Phoenix87x on October 29, 2017, 07:31:28 PM
(http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/307/663/14c.gif)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: bosk1 on October 29, 2017, 10:05:23 PM
:lol  I love her expression!
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Prog Snob on October 30, 2017, 05:47:22 AM

Like a Next Level Boss:

(http://cdn.acidcow.com/pics/20170904/acid_picdump_03.jpg)



She's just practicing for when she's takes all his stuff after the divorce

Now that was funny.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Zydar on October 30, 2017, 05:55:48 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/N1CsN6I.gif)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Orbert on October 30, 2017, 06:25:01 AM
This is why you say "Yes" to things the boss needs done that no one else will do.  It could turn out good for you, and you even score points with the boss for volunteering.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Prog Snob on October 30, 2017, 06:30:29 AM
Indeed. Though my boss uses it as an excuse to question my work ethic so I know someone in upper management who gives me a heads up when the boss is in dick mode.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Stadler on October 30, 2017, 08:10:13 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/N1CsN6I.gif)

Hi Masha.   
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Zydar on October 30, 2017, 08:18:15 AM
:zydar:
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Orbert on October 30, 2017, 09:07:16 AM
Weird synchronicity.  I met a girl named Masha just last night.  She was cuter than that girl in this video, which is causing the video to lose points for me, although it's not Masha's fault.  It's no one's fault, really.  I mean, I'd still go to Paris with her for a long weekend and put everything on an expense account.  I take my work very seriously.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: TioJorge on October 30, 2017, 10:14:29 AM
Mashing Masha in Paris. Mmmmm.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: kingshmegland on October 30, 2017, 03:54:38 PM
(http://imagizer.imageshack.us/v2/550x700q90/923/bu35ZU.jpg) (http://imageshack.com/f/pnbu35ZUj)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Cool Chris on October 30, 2017, 04:48:44 PM
Holy shit.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: El Barto on October 30, 2017, 05:03:21 PM
The clever part is how it relates to Mamma Whore and Chris Jenner.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: XJDenton on October 30, 2017, 05:10:54 PM
(http://imagizer.imageshack.us/v2/550x700q90/923/bu35ZU.jpg) (http://imageshack.com/f/pnbu35ZUj)

They not normally baseball fans?
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Evermind on November 01, 2017, 10:51:45 AM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DNU7iSlVQAAiy8o.jpg:large)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Nekov on November 01, 2017, 11:18:15 AM
 :rollin I'm sure the person who wrote that knew exactly what he/she was doing
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Orbert on November 01, 2017, 11:37:39 AM
I used to advocate hyphenating compound adjectives for exactly this reason.  They are getting "first-hand job experience".

But after getting a lot of shit for worrying too much about proper punctuation and grammar, I gave it up, all of it.  People want to be lazy, stupid, and easily misinterpreted, that's their prerogative.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: El Barto on November 01, 2017, 12:33:45 PM
Technically, it should either be "students get firsthand job experience" or "students get first handjob experience," depending on the nature of the mentoring day exercise. Either way, she bungled her grammar.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: jingle.boy on November 01, 2017, 01:41:33 PM
So you're saying that I should be searching "blowjob", not "blow job" while pr0n surfing?
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: El Barto on November 01, 2017, 01:46:04 PM
So you're saying that I should be searching "blowjob", not "blow job" while pr0n surfing?
I think so. As far as I know they spell it the same in the gay community.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Stadler on November 01, 2017, 01:47:51 PM
Oh, snap!   
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: jingle.boy on November 01, 2017, 03:11:26 PM
Oh, snap!   

Oh snap what?  Clearly EB knows more about the gay community than any of us.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: bosk1 on November 01, 2017, 03:20:40 PM
I'm not sure what having knowledge of the Marvin Gay fan community has to do with that article.  But just wanted to chime in that I was always more of a Luther Vandross fan anyway, so...
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: jingle.boy on November 01, 2017, 03:44:08 PM
I'm not sure what having knowledge of the Marvin Gay fan community has to do with that article.  But just wanted to chime in that I was always more of a Luther Vandross fan anyway, so...

Not Luther Vandros?
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: TAC on November 01, 2017, 03:45:01 PM
I picture Bosk as more of a Lex Luthor guy.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: bosk1 on November 01, 2017, 03:45:08 PM
I'm not sure what having knowledge of the Marvin Gay fan community has to do with that article.  But just wanted to chime in that I was always more of a Luther Vandross fan anyway, so...

Not Luther Vandros?

Yeah, he's pretty good too.

I picture Bosk as more of a Lex Luthor guy.

Well, only because that gloriously sexy dome of his makes him resemble Chad.  :heybaby:
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: jingle.boy on November 03, 2017, 09:39:02 AM
(https://scontent.fyto1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/23168052_10156743161787067_8172719587926973716_n.jpg?oh=8840e0e7882860dac12021807e0466fb&oe=5AA2E4F2)

(https://signbrad.files.wordpress.com/2015/11/poor-design-decisions-481__605.jpg?w=449&h=273)

(https://i.redditmedia.com/3pPWNpV68w61BvDNRj2O4qxcP1gozZldpj_slrKSse0.jpg?w=432&s=97b98ec245eac10b29bfb22494abf907)

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DHuSNR1UwAEe-dE.jpg)

(http://www.dumpaday.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/the-awkward-moment-when-your-hair-looks-like-people-having-a-better-time-than-you.jpg)

Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: cramx3 on November 03, 2017, 10:05:18 AM
 :lol includes the pack of cigarettes he went out for
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: El Barto on November 03, 2017, 10:26:48 AM
:lol includes the pack of cigarettes he went out for
A Nelson Muntz reference, I believe. Should have had a Mainway Toys logo, though, to go along with the Johnny Human Torch costume.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: kingshmegland on November 03, 2017, 11:10:08 AM
(http://imagizer.imageshack.us/v2/550x700q90/923/HChvRw.jpg) (http://imageshack.com/f/pnHChvRwj)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: rumborak on November 03, 2017, 12:44:32 PM
:lol includes the pack of cigarettes he went out for
A Nelson Muntz reference, I believe.

Nah, I remember the joke of the dad leaving the house to get a pack of cigarettes and never returning as far as back as the early 90s in Europe. It was a common thing to joke about.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Kwyjibo on November 05, 2017, 12:20:53 PM
It's a common phrase, the Simpsons writers just picked it up.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: El Barto on November 05, 2017, 01:07:46 PM
It's a common phrase, the Simpsons writers just picked it up.
Yeah, and the Simpsons actually had several excuses for Nelson's abandonment. The first was that he went out to buy Pop-Tarts and never returned. When they finally addressed the matter the story was much better. He mistakenly ate a candy bar with nuts in it, and swelled up like John Merrick. Before he could seek treatment he was picked up by a circus and put on display. As a circus geek audience members would throw peanuts at him, thus never allowing his condition to improve or even explain his predicament.  :lol
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: jingle.boy on November 08, 2017, 07:17:12 AM
(http://epicpix.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/ff_4779.jpg)

(http://epicpix.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/ff_4790.jpg)

Not a funny, but WOW!

(http://epicpix.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/ff_4786.jpg)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Kattoelox on November 08, 2017, 07:33:15 PM
(http://oi66.tinypic.com/148gjrb.jpg)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Cool Chris on November 08, 2017, 07:52:48 PM
Roastmaster General! *stands at attention
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Kattoelox on November 08, 2017, 08:18:33 PM
Roastmaster General! *stands at attention

*salutes*
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Zydar on November 09, 2017, 08:24:25 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/uzu1luN.png)

(https://i.imgur.com/IRlLNNx.jpg)

(https://i.imgur.com/wUAWOPs.jpg)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Orbert on November 09, 2017, 08:35:49 AM
I laugh out louded at that last one.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Logain Ablar on November 09, 2017, 08:52:47 AM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DN4m_A8WkAAtBFW.jpg)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Chino on November 10, 2017, 11:27:27 AM
(https://i.redditmedia.com/w1tpsI4myyPgSXMvA0jIKX42hEaZAndAwUMxG9a1taE.jpg?w=750&s=e1db5d1af7979f850fef19c55cf2b6e9)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: ? on November 11, 2017, 12:32:53 AM
(https://pics.me.me/you-came-to-the-wrong-refrigerator-motherfucker-28096353.png)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Nekov on November 11, 2017, 04:53:14 AM
 :rollin :rollin :rollin
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: TioJorge on November 11, 2017, 05:34:19 PM
God damn. How bout a NSFW warning next time.  :'( Poor feller didn't stand a chance.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: ZKX-2099 on November 13, 2017, 10:37:19 AM
Looks like the Pepsi can got popped.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Zydar on November 13, 2017, 01:01:04 PM
Looks like drug related violence, they were all on coke.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: jingle.boy on November 13, 2017, 01:03:19 PM
Looks like drug related violence, they were all on coke.

Must've happened at a Steel Panther party then.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Nekov on November 14, 2017, 12:32:14 PM
Total Eclipse of the Heart Literal Video Version

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fsgWUq0fdKk (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fsgWUq0fdKk)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Zydar on November 15, 2017, 07:44:14 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/voFpO11.jpg)

(https://i.imgur.com/kvRKGMg.jpg)

Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: El Barto on November 17, 2017, 12:13:07 PM
And now the right thread:


Quote
U.S. Navy pilot draws obscene pictures over Washington state

A U.S. Navy pilot drew obscene pictures in the sky over Washington state on Thursday, CBS affiliate KREM-TV reports.

Viewers contacted the station after watching a plane draw what appeared to be crude depictions of a penis in the sky in Okanogan County, which borders Canada. The station posted pictures of the drawings on its website. (Warning: Some viewers may find the pictures offensive.)

A mother in Okanogan, Washington, told the station she was upset because she might have to explain the drawings to her kids.

The Navy told the station that the aircraft involved was based at Naval Air Station Whidbey Island off the Washington coast. The air station's website describes it as the "premier naval aviation installation in the Pacific Northwest."

In a statement to the station, the Navy said the incident was "unacceptable."

"The Navy holds its aircrew to the highest standards and we find this absolutely unacceptable, of zero training value and we are holding the crew accountable," the Navy said.

An FAA official told the station there was nothing the agency could do about the incident because it "cannot police morality."

I don't know what's funnier. The fact that this guy pulled this off, or that the news affiliates have to bury the picture and post offensive content warnings about it.

In any case, the navy can issue all the public apologies and platitudes it likes, but this guy is now a fucking legend amongst naval aviators. The press officer publicly chastising him right now will be the first of many to buy him a beer tonight.

(http://resize.tegna-media.com/remote/content.krem.com/photo/2017/11/16/23635408_1372919992818966_1865233843_n_1510877893411_11722466_ver1.0.jpg?preset=wx-large)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: rumborak on November 17, 2017, 12:13:50 PM

(https://i.imgur.com/kvRKGMg.jpg)



I was once stuck in a bus in Israel with an African delegation of evangelical Christians. That's 2 hours of continuous gospel singing. That was rough.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: JayOctavarium on November 17, 2017, 12:20:17 PM
And now the right thread:


Quote
U.S. Navy pilot draws obscene pictures over Washington state

A U.S. Navy pilot drew obscene pictures in the sky over Washington state on Thursday, CBS affiliate KREM-TV reports.

Viewers contacted the station after watching a plane draw what appeared to be crude depictions of a penis in the sky in Okanogan County, which borders Canada. The station posted pictures of the drawings on its website. (Warning: Some viewers may find the pictures offensive.)

A mother in Okanogan, Washington, told the station she was upset because she might have to explain the drawings to her kids.

The Navy told the station that the aircraft involved was based at Naval Air Station Whidbey Island off the Washington coast. The air station's website describes it as the "premier naval aviation installation in the Pacific Northwest."

In a statement to the station, the Navy said the incident was "unacceptable."

"The Navy holds its aircrew to the highest standards and we find this absolutely unacceptable, of zero training value and we are holding the crew accountable," the Navy said.

An FAA official told the station there was nothing the agency could do about the incident because it "cannot police morality."

I don't know what's funnier. The fact that this guy pulled this off, or that the news affiliates have to bury the picture and post offensive content warnings about it.

In any case, the navy can issue all the public apologies and platitudes it likes, but this guy is now a fucking legend amongst naval aviators. The press officer publicly chastising him right now will be the first of many to buy him a beer tonight.

(http://resize.tegna-media.com/remote/content.krem.com/photo/2017/11/16/23635408_1372919992818966_1865233843_n_1510877893411_11722466_ver1.0.jpg?preset=wx-large)




This guy is a legend
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Stadler on November 17, 2017, 12:23:55 PM
What's funny is that el Barto said the guy "pulled it off" when referring to a huge penis in the sky.  ;) :) :)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Harmony on November 17, 2017, 01:17:44 PM
(http://resize.tegna-media.com/remote/content.krem.com/photo/2017/11/16/23635408_1372919992818966_1865233843_n_1510877893411_11722466_ver1.0.jpg?preset=wx-large)

Speaking, I think, for the majority of women.  Even in the sky, we STILL don't want to see an unsolicited dick pic.

 :rollin
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: AngelBack on November 17, 2017, 01:25:52 PM
Women don't like unsolicited dick pics??  Oh crap.....
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: sylvan on November 17, 2017, 02:09:37 PM
I just wanted to share the way I saw this article...
https://deadspin.com/u-s-navy-is-very-sorry-that-their-pilot-drew-a-dong-in-1820533129 (https://deadspin.com/u-s-navy-is-very-sorry-that-their-pilot-drew-a-dong-in-1820533129)

"U.S. Navy Is Very Sorry That Their Pilot Drew A Dong In The Sky"
Filed to: INTENTIONAL DONGS
(accompanying pic)
(https://cdn.vox-cdn.com/thumbor/zoueppO89ovoXRXaw730rqA5rRU=/0x10:2039x1157/1600x900/cdn.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_image/image/49601367/top-gun.0.0.jpg)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Orbert on November 17, 2017, 03:23:23 PM
:tup
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Stadler on November 17, 2017, 06:10:37 PM
(http://resize.tegna-media.com/remote/content.krem.com/photo/2017/11/16/23635408_1372919992818966_1865233843_n_1510877893411_11722466_ver1.0.jpg?preset=wx-large)

Speaking, I think, for the majority of women.  Even in the sky, we STILL don't want to see an unsolicited dick pic.

 :rollin


Haha, that's priceless. 
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: TheSilentHam on November 17, 2017, 07:02:00 PM
Chinohenge

(https://i.imgur.com/vD43hln.jpg)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Orbert on November 17, 2017, 07:35:31 PM
"I suppose you're all wondering why I've asked you here this morning..."
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: TAC on November 17, 2017, 07:38:42 PM
"I suppose you're all wondering why I've asked you here this morning..."

 :lol

The biggest cone gets to mate with all of the female cones.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Orbert on November 17, 2017, 09:07:02 PM
As is his right.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: lonestar on November 18, 2017, 09:02:39 PM
(https://scontent.fsnc1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/23561529_1764942183580246_5256113943105886548_n.jpg?oh=330c06ac7aeb068720e567fc94283f15&oe=5AAEA8D9)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: ReaperKK on November 19, 2017, 02:53:38 PM
:lol

Not gonna lie back in college I wouldn't be surprised if I made a post like that
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: lonestar on November 19, 2017, 05:29:17 PM
I hear ya, that's why I always say I'm glad I didn't join any social media until after i got sober  :lol
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: El Barto on November 19, 2017, 10:54:00 PM
(https://scontent.fsnc1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/23561529_1764942183580246_5256113943105886548_n.jpg?oh=330c06ac7aeb068720e567fc94283f15&oe=5AAEA8D9)
The remarkable part is that he got all three off in a minute. If I were that wasted, and we've all been there before, it would have taken 3 minutes to manage the second one, and I doubt the third one would have gone off inside of 45.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: BlobVanDam on November 19, 2017, 11:09:28 PM
Three messages and someone taking a photo of it all within a minute? More like fake asf.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Zydar on November 20, 2017, 07:29:19 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/gv4uq.jpg)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: BlobVanDam on November 20, 2017, 07:40:04 AM
Zydar's tour bus. :zydar:
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Zydar on November 20, 2017, 07:41:55 AM
All aboard :zydar:
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Ben_Jamin on November 20, 2017, 10:16:49 AM
Haha...thats awesome coincidence, or the perfect opportunity.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Adami on November 20, 2017, 08:42:28 PM
(http://resize.tegna-media.com/remote/content.krem.com/photo/2017/11/16/23635408_1372919992818966_1865233843_n_1510877893411_11722466_ver1.0.jpg?preset=wx-large)

(https://scontent-sjc2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/23755322_2147126321980086_2167092546397142553_n.jpg?oh=a30c3f238aefc17de592961284c02d20&oe=5AD77897)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: kingshmegland on November 20, 2017, 08:51:48 PM
What a dick move by the Army.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Cool Chris on November 20, 2017, 09:11:37 PM
(http://i2.cdn.turner.com/cnn/dam/assets/120124032911-sot-early-dick-armey-florida-00004929-horizontal-gallery.jpg)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Nekov on November 21, 2017, 08:55:02 AM
 :lol :lol
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Kwyjibo on November 21, 2017, 09:33:19 AM
:clap:
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: kingshmegland on November 21, 2017, 04:13:32 PM
 :lol
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Snow Dog on November 22, 2017, 08:16:55 AM
This is too ridiculous not to post here...

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/speaking-of-science/wp/2017/11/21/this-man-is-about-to-launch-himself-in-his-homemade-rocket-to-prove-the-earth-is-flat/?tid=ss_fb&utm_term=.2881bfb592b1
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Podaar on November 22, 2017, 08:23:54 AM
 :lol
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: jingle.boy on November 22, 2017, 09:06:32 AM
Saw that yesterday. 2017 Darwin Award winner in the making.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Ben_Jamin on November 22, 2017, 11:53:29 AM
I say let him do it. Either he proves himself wrong, or he proves us all wrong and flies off the edge.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Zydar on November 22, 2017, 12:01:36 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/wHp6a.jpg)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: JayOctavarium on November 22, 2017, 12:10:08 PM
I saw the pic before I saw who posted it, and said to myself "Zydar?"


Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Zydar on November 22, 2017, 12:38:50 PM
:tup
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Phoenix87x on November 24, 2017, 07:50:38 PM
An oldie but goodie

(https://i.imgur.com/loMo7.gif)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Jaffa on November 24, 2017, 08:34:33 PM
I say let him do it. Either he proves himself wrong, or he proves us all wrong and flies off the edge.

Yeah, I almost wish he had a GoFundMe I could contribute to.  Help him safely pull this off so that he can definitively prove this ridiculous theory false. 
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: jingle.boy on November 25, 2017, 05:19:03 AM
I say let him do it. Either he proves himself wrong, or he proves us all wrong and flies off the edge.

Yeah, I almost wish he had a GoFundMe I could contribute to.  Help him safely pull this off so that he can definitively prove this ridiculous theory false.

I thought the article did say he had some kind of crowdfunding page(s)?  Maybe they've closed?

(https://pics.onsizzle.com/flat-earthers-be-like-pluto-neptune-uranus-saturn-jupiter-mars-7891882.png)

Seriously, how is 'flat earth' a thing?
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: ReaperKK on November 25, 2017, 05:45:09 AM
That raises a good question, do they believe other planets are flat?
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: BlobVanDam on November 25, 2017, 07:02:12 AM
That raises a good question, do they believe other planets are flat?

Would they even believe in the existence of other planets?
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Orbert on November 25, 2017, 09:14:00 AM
I don't think so.  I know a lot of them believe that the moon landings were all fake, and if you can believe that thousands of years of recorded observation of space is all "a NASA hoax" then you can believe that literally everything outside of our atmosphere (and apparently some stuff within it) are all part of the hoax.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: sylvan on November 25, 2017, 09:57:27 AM
I don't think so.  I know a lot of them believe that the moon landings were all fake, and if you can believe that thousands of years of recorded observation of space is all "a NASA hoax" then you can believe that literally everything outside of our atmosphere (and apparently some stuff within it) are all part of the hoax.

And then they go on about "the people we pay taxes to lying to us!" Yep, big government conspiracy  :rollin.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: jingle.boy on November 25, 2017, 10:26:18 AM
I don't think so.  I know a lot of them believe that the moon landings were all fake, and if you can believe that thousands of years of recorded observation of space is all "a NASA hoax" then you can believe that literally everything outside of our atmosphere (and apparently some stuff within it) are all part of the hoax.

According to an article I read about this rocket launching Darwin Award nominee... it's Atmosflat   :lol.  Let's disregard that it should be Atmoflat, it takes a special kind of intellect to think that the world is flat.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Stadler on November 27, 2017, 07:49:26 AM
I don't believe it, I think it's flawed in that it has to ignore or otherwise explain WAYYYYY  to much information, but is the TYPE of thinking any different than literally EVERY person on the planet does at some point or another in our lives?

"I'm not that heavy; just a few pounds over"
"She is WAY into me"
"Gun bans will solve our problems"
"Abstinence is a viable strategy"

We as humans tend NOT to have completely open mind and simply assemble the facts and derive a conclusion.  We lean a certain way and assemble the information to fit, explaining away (in the milder cases) and outright ignoring (in the more extreme cases) that information that doesn't fit.  Framework is important.  If you have a built in excuse - Republicans are criminals only out to make the rich richer; the government is out to screw us at every turn; liberals just want to tax us and tell us what to think - some of this stuff is pretty easy, and that framework takes the place of "facts".   
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Adami on November 27, 2017, 07:51:30 AM
Stadler, I know you like to defend underdogs.....but flat earthers??
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Stadler on November 27, 2017, 08:03:15 AM
Stadler, I know you like to defend underdogs.....but flat earthers??

I'm not defending them at all.  I'm saying that it's really easy to point fingers and call them nutjobs, but sometimes it's helpful - for myself as well - to remember that the definition of "insanity" isn't "doesn't agree with me".    Some of the comments here went from "this guy isn't connecting the dots correctly" to more meta arguments about the whole thought process.   I can observe and note the thought process without agreeing with or supporting the conclusions. 

I do support underdogs, but ask el Barto, more often than not, I'd much rather get the wrong answer for the right reasons than the right answer for the wrong reasons.   
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: El Barto on November 27, 2017, 08:30:35 AM
The thing I don't get about Flat Earthers is that it has to have started as a joke. This couldn't be an organic phenomenon, where people suddenly realized they were being lied to. They had to picked it up just to be contrarians and then convinced themselves they're actually right. This makes assholes, rather than idiots.

In the case of this nimrod, he just jumped on the bandwagon to make money. He'd been doing this sort of thing for a while and needed money for a new crash. By "converting" and calling it a science experiment FEers started giving him money. That has a two-fold effect, because now normal people want to give him money to help him crash and burn.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Phoenix87x on November 27, 2017, 01:35:03 PM
I came across a flat earther in person once and what amazed me was how adamant they were about how they were right. As if it was painful that people weren't agreeing with them. Like they couldn't even fathom the idea that maybe its round. It was 100% what they thought, all or nothing. The embodiment of a closed mind.

I think the real question though is: who the fuck cares?

Round Earth, flat Earth. I still get up each morning, go to work, pay my bills and live my life and will eventually die. From a psychological perspective though, its pretty fascinating how the human mind can get so deeply wrapped up in conspiracy theory.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Zydar on November 28, 2017, 08:15:35 AM
Apparently they made a (very shortlived) British sitcom about Hitler and Eva Braun living next to a Jewish couple - called "Heil Honey I'm Home".

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mf9jJx0NSjw (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mf9jJx0NSjw)

Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: rumborak on November 28, 2017, 12:45:02 PM
My stance regarding flat-Earthers is that they likely need professional help. Sitting down and arguing with them is as pointless as trying to convince a heroine addict to go cold turkey.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Orbert on November 28, 2017, 01:41:21 PM
Only in America

(https://imgur.com/bvGrQWM.jpg)

View is from the dash cam of a Sudbury, MA police car who pulled over this Mazda 5 for attempting to transport "a fully mature Douglas Fir".

Which as we all know is illegal because you have to actually be able to see to drive a car.  Pretty sure this counts as impaired vision.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: rumborak on November 28, 2017, 01:48:15 PM
Shoulda gone to the Sudbury Jewelry Exchange instead!

(sorry, the only thing I know about Sudbury. They had this hilarious ad for a while where the whole store did a "windshield wiper" wave at the end :lol )

EDIT: Here we go: https://youtu.be/XoE0yjcazUE?t=12
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: El Barto on November 28, 2017, 02:10:28 PM
Only in America

(https://imgur.com/bvGrQWM.jpg)
Nah. Search "meanwhile in Russia" on Youtube. This tree would be a tiny little hatchback and nobody would give him a second look.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Cool Chris on November 28, 2017, 02:20:10 PM
Shoulda gone to the Sudbury Jewelry Exchange instead!

(sorry, the only thing I know about Sudbury. They had this hilarious ad for a while where the whole store did a "windshield wiper" wave at the end :lol )

EDIT: Here we go: https://youtu.be/XoE0yjcazUE?t=12

There is one of those by me too and I see that type of ad all the time!
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Orbert on November 28, 2017, 02:29:13 PM
Only in America

(https://imgur.com/bvGrQWM.jpg)
Nah. Search "meanwhile in Russia" on Youtube. This tree would be a tiny little hatchback and nobody would give him a second look.

Probably.  But would it be a Douglas Fir on a Mazda 5?  I know, pretty pedantic use of "Only in America" but I don't make the rules.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: El Barto on November 28, 2017, 03:41:17 PM
No. Some sort of Lada would be my guess.
(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/12/14/article-1235628-079572B7000005DC-890_634x481.jpg)

But a single tree is Boring.

(https://sociorocketnewsen.files.wordpress.com/2013/11/wv-55.jpg)
(https://sociorocketnewsen.files.wordpress.com/2013/11/wv-19.jpg)
(https://sociorocketnewsen.files.wordpress.com/2013/11/wv-64.jpg)
(https://sociorocketnewsen.files.wordpress.com/2013/11/wv-17.jpg)
(https://sociorocketnewsen.files.wordpress.com/2013/11/wv-33.jpg)
(https://sociorocketnewsen.files.wordpress.com/2013/11/wv-65.jpg)

I could do this all day, but this guy wins the grand prize, both for ingenuity and scoring a woman who knows her place.
(https://sociorocketnewsen.files.wordpress.com/2013/11/wv-11.jpg)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: kingshmegland on November 28, 2017, 04:30:59 PM
Shoulda gone to the Sudbury Jewelry Exchange instead!

(sorry, the only thing I know about Sudbury. They had this hilarious ad for a while where the whole store did a "windshield wiper" wave at the end :lol )

EDIT: Here we go: https://youtu.be/XoE0yjcazUE?t=12


 :lol

Dammit.  I've seen that cheesy commercial too many times.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: MetalJunkie on December 03, 2017, 11:31:42 PM
I guess this is the most appropriate thread. I was browsing Google Earth (vacation planning) and came across this in street view.

(https://i.imgur.com/kh6TnFB.png)

Glad they're so thorough with their privacy.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Adami on December 03, 2017, 11:36:40 PM
Can you tell me what you were looking up? I can't quite make it out.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: MetalJunkie on December 03, 2017, 11:37:55 PM
Can you tell me what you were looking up? I can't quite make it out.
I originally searched for the Ghostbusters firestation, but ultimately navigated my way away from it. Are you wanting a link to the perspective that shows the blurred face?
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Adami on December 03, 2017, 11:39:32 PM
Can you pan the camera higher? Higher? Hiiiiiiigher?
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: MrBoom_shack-a-lack on December 06, 2017, 12:11:52 PM
(https://image.prntscr.com/image/gxdh81thRJWjW3wq8JEa6w.png)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: El Barto on December 06, 2017, 12:48:54 PM
My dentist is Dr. Payne. When I was first referred to him by his wife I told her "oh, that's unfortunate" and she looked to the ground and said "I know, I'm sorry," shaking her head despondently.  :lol

Great dentist, though. Almost worth the death of my former dentist (but not quite).
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: cramx3 on December 06, 2017, 02:17:30 PM
 :lol My driver's ed teacher in high school was Mr. Reckage
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: jingle.boy on December 06, 2017, 04:40:32 PM
My GP was Dr. Butcher.  Good thing he wasn't a surgeon.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Adami on December 06, 2017, 04:43:26 PM
My phlebotomist was named Dr. Acula.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Phoenix87x on December 06, 2017, 04:55:58 PM
My Sex Ed teacher was named Dr. Cox
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: rumborak on December 06, 2017, 05:24:02 PM
My rap teacher was called Dr. E.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Cool Chris on December 06, 2017, 05:28:08 PM
My rap teacher was called Dr. E.

I had to read that twice before I :lol'ed
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Adami on December 06, 2017, 05:30:00 PM
My rap teacher was called Dr. E.

Was he an easy teacher ?
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: kingshmegland on December 06, 2017, 05:54:41 PM
My wife's gynecologist is named Dr. Opp.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: TAC on December 06, 2017, 06:16:07 PM
No comment.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: TheSilentHam on December 06, 2017, 07:15:52 PM
Here's one from my hometown
(http://www.hipaaspace.com/Medical_Billing/Coding/NPI/Codes/NPI_1912914201.png)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: gmillerdrake on December 06, 2017, 08:05:27 PM
Jr. High Math teacher was Mr. Hoff........first name of Jack.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Phoenix87x on December 07, 2017, 06:59:28 AM
Honey Badger don't care

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4r7wHMg5Yjg
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Stadler on December 07, 2017, 07:05:13 AM
I don't know how many of these are real or not, but there was a liquor store right next to the Cumberland Farms I used to go to with my parents as a kid, and the liquor store permittee was Stephen Drank. 
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Nick on December 07, 2017, 12:20:02 PM
My phlebotomist was named Dr. Acula.

J.D.?
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Cool Chris on December 07, 2017, 04:10:38 PM
http://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/how-august-ames-die-porn-11653540

"Her husband Kevin Moore praised August's generous nature in a public statement after her death, saying: "She was the kindest person I ever knew and she meant the world to me." Her husband went on to say this is not how he wanted it to end, and questioned his ability to be open again.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: BlobVanDam on December 08, 2017, 07:11:05 AM
Someone commits suicide because of bullying, but it's in the funny thread because there's someone else named Kevin Moore?

Also RIP. :( I hadn't heard about this.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Cool Chris on December 08, 2017, 08:53:29 AM
I am sorry for the bad taste. I thought Kevin Moore was always good for a chuckle here and didn't know where else to post.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: BlobVanDam on December 08, 2017, 11:39:43 AM
It's ok, I just find it sadder that a hot pornstar died.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: El Barto on December 08, 2017, 12:31:09 PM
It's ok, I just find it sadder that a hot pornstar died.
I didn't find her hot, but it is a damn shame. She seemed to have been the sort that had her shit together and really enjoyed her work, and I tend to be pretty supportive of such gals. I also see the irony in what went down and it's pretty sad, but this isn't the place for that discussion.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Stadler on December 08, 2017, 12:34:25 PM
It's ok, I just find it sadder that a hot pornstar died.
I didn't find her hot, but it is a damn shame. She seemed to have been the sort that had her shit together and really enjoyed her work, and I tend to be pretty supportive of such gals. I also see the irony in what went down and it's pretty sad, but this isn't the place for that discussion.

Yeah, too many duck faces for "hot".  I'm sure she was a nice girl, but that story is... I probably shouldn't say any more lest I be called cruel and uncaring. 
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: MrBoom_shack-a-lack on December 09, 2017, 08:53:53 AM
"My safe word is Pineapple Juice" (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4rNB9hdiMCg)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: 8GRND on December 09, 2017, 09:38:44 AM
(https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/FzIRVvEQ20mpK9LyKZnfVc4vfJOUk54Lb0u7lERCS6Jr73ffVjn90p8zbBeP4vyoe7MCrlEbmKnWSOpnqCD5KsezWDWyTXXJqV-4WSVlGg1EZuexb-YS9xjpGjA_L9hWDHD2szkqWk8dgG7rzylQxB5svyvyecP7Su64k8tDqkLQkk98KnwvZ-mwfj7RgUaytRYQ_iw9THSziypkqvPENBhahHxFhHRYaGBkEBWjq_TbpVwTRnaF6SBi_Kz7lduKxGcXntBypFTfPmbHx7epmpnQf9kHhqbk9qBVBbVFSYx2LktsOeNzHYhJKyLrL8WRAmbjgMUDRfmwgvgmUhXrhwwa5CqUnlt7QnApzAkegvnwC-M6cAyHwkmLfXJkN1hT_B9hTJwV_cJ6ewroGpBCq76kQlteErbOSZT4OrgsSRPAXifJ0mcOJFnqr0GpUlCNCX7tPdW-KklfUfuS2mHM5Od__JLJsFLwWYR2mD1Lepl4PTIuRYV_3w36cGILYum0wlVo5qqsCdLoujI3eVl8xsXwaCvw1BdyygHPgevFdS8BVKk38s1P8hqL5YByVcrQ5MZJxLzS9OgNvM43GX6l5rk0x3GusZ7cPtWIPKRA=w1167-h656-no)

Is that BCSL cover a special version? Or is my BCSL copy has wrong cover?  :lol
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: jingle.boy on December 09, 2017, 10:14:50 AM
"My safe word is Pineapple Juice" (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4rNB9hdiMCg)

That was beautiful.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Phoenix87x on December 10, 2017, 01:36:47 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/VdXQqbx.jpg)

(https://i.imgur.com/pk6LEKT.jpg)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: El Barto on December 10, 2017, 02:35:53 PM
"My safe word is Pineapple Juice" (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4rNB9hdiMCg)
That cop was a fucking asshole.

edit: Turns out he's not a cop. He's an idiot bail bondsman and a much bigger asshole than I gave him credit for.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AcyWWb24y68
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: jingle.boy on December 10, 2017, 02:50:20 PM
What a douche.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Phoenix87x on December 10, 2017, 03:22:50 PM
But is he even a legit bail bondsman though. I watched some of his other videos and its looking pretty suspect.

And this guy raises some good points on the possibility of fakery:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9IgS8cnP-YQ

Either way, he totally is a douche though. No doubt about that.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: rumborak on December 10, 2017, 03:42:59 PM
Quote from: Phoenix87x
(https://i.imgur.com/pk6LEKT.jpg)

What is this sorcery.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: TAC on December 10, 2017, 03:45:39 PM
That story was on the MSN home[page earlier this year.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Stadler on December 11, 2017, 07:56:11 AM
"My safe word is Pineapple Juice" (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4rNB9hdiMCg)
That cop was a fucking asshole.

edit: Turns out he's not a cop. He's an idiot bail bondsman and a much bigger asshole than I gave him credit for.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AcyWWb24y68

What am I missing (given that I didn't watch the whole video at the second link)?  I suppose he's a tool for the taze and the sweep, but then again, the guy - while funny - is clearly hopped up on something.   Was he a cop, I'd personally have little problem with anything other than the taze. 
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: El Barto on December 11, 2017, 08:22:50 AM
I remember when Johnny just asked you to put your hands on the car, frisked you and cuffed you. In 2017 all stops are felony stops. The dude was pretty damned cooperative.

Also, he didn't taze him. He removed the cartridge and then dry fired it to make the clicking noise to scare the guy.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Stadler on December 11, 2017, 10:36:41 AM
I remember when Johnny just asked you to put your hands on the car, frisked you and cuffed you. In 2017 all stops are felony stops. The dude was pretty damned cooperative.

Also, he didn't taze him. He removed the cartridge and then dry fired it to make the clicking noise to scare the guy.

Well, I feel like it's a problem that a bail bondsman is getting that kind of leeway with detaining and searching a guy, but notwithstanding that, cooperative or not, the guy is clearly not all there.   Playing a guitar with five strings, as it were.   Playing solitaire with 48 cards in the deck.    The "I'm so hot" is indicative of being under the influence... I don't know that I would have taken the chance of just having a random conversation if I was a cop and doing that stop.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: El Barto on December 11, 2017, 12:07:45 PM
Real cops have been having those conversations for 200 years. Treating every encounter as if the person were a Taliban insurgent is a relatively new phenomenon. And the dude struck me as a bit loaded and a bit high. He was being a smartass, but he wasn't running amok like some bad After School Special about PCP. He was also very cooperative. Frankly, the knucklehead that busted him was far more a danger.

Bail bondsmen have way to much authority here. I'll be very thankful when that whole fucked up system is done away with. Some cities are finally starting to realize that bail is 12 kinds of stupid.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Stadler on December 12, 2017, 07:35:02 AM
I'm with you; many bail bondsmen are on par with mall cops.   
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: jingle.boy on December 12, 2017, 11:59:39 AM
(https://scontent.fykz1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t34.0-12/25287130_10159615525195545_2114237648_n.png?oh=9f17a0661730ff076513d9b5777bf2d5&oe=5A31E111)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Podaar on December 12, 2017, 12:06:17 PM
 :lol

I'd caption it: Cum to Jamaica for the holidays, but all the people are bundled up!? Where would it be cold enough to wear that much gear yet palms can survive it?
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: El Barto on December 12, 2017, 12:24:13 PM
I thought of Palm Springs when I saw it. It'll sometimes drop into the forties there. Looks like there are some people wearing shorts back there, so my guess is that it's somewhat chilly but not terribly cold.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Adami on December 12, 2017, 12:47:36 PM
Keep in mind that people from warmer areas react differently to colder temps. Here in LA, I see people bundle up at 60 degrees.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Orbert on December 13, 2017, 07:54:52 AM
(https://scontent.fykz1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t34.0-12/25287130_10159615525195545_2114237648_n.png?oh=9f17a0661730ff076513d9b5777bf2d5&oe=5A31E111)

The Southern California Penis Festival!  Come one, come all!
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Phoenix87x on December 15, 2017, 08:02:36 PM
Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you Kevin spacey's legit brother

(http://images.gawker.com/1415829627175381418/c_scale,fl_progressive,q_80,w_800.png)

He drives limos
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: sneakyblueberry on December 17, 2017, 08:40:41 PM
Rod Stewart?
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Zydar on December 18, 2017, 05:35:13 AM
And here's the video for it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1vHNzAj5uaQ
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Phoenix87x on December 18, 2017, 04:30:47 PM
And here's the video for it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1vHNzAj5uaQ

That made my day  :lol
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: El Barto on December 18, 2017, 09:56:06 PM
If I were Kevin Spacey the last thing I'd want right now is to have videos floating about of my brother looking to get a bunch of 12 year old girls drunk in the back of a limo while dressed like Liberace. Nothing good could come of it.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Phoenix87x on December 19, 2017, 07:16:59 PM
Probably more bizarre than funny, but I didn't know where else to post it

Father of 7, age 52 leaves wife and kids to live as a 6 year old girl. And even more interesting he found a couple to actually take care of her as if he was their 6 year old daughter

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3356084/I-ve-gone-child-Husband-father-seven-52-leaves-wife-kids-live-transgender-SIX-YEAR-OLD-girl-named-Stefonknee.html
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Adami on December 19, 2017, 07:38:17 PM
I think the major emphasis should be that he created the name Stefonknee.

Amazing
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Orbert on December 19, 2017, 08:11:18 PM
Stefonknee, man.  Get it right.



Or not.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: bl5150 on December 19, 2017, 08:39:26 PM
I think Stefonknee might be pulling your leg.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Orbert on December 19, 2017, 10:01:29 PM
The human brain is so amazingly complex that I'm pretty sure we'll never know everything about it.  It doesn't surprise me at all that most people's brains don't work 100% properly.  If a person can have "split personalities" or multiple distinct personalities each fully developed but residing in the same head, then I believe the brain of a 52-year-old man can one day decide that it belongs to a 6-year-old girl with a normal name but spelled really weirdly, and that's who the person is now.  Life is weird sometimes.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: bl5150 on December 20, 2017, 01:40:21 AM
The human brain is so amazingly complex that I'm pretty sure we'll never know everything about it.  It doesn't surprise me at all that most people's brains don't work 100% properly.  If a person can have "split personalities" or multiple distinct personalities each fully developed but residing in the same head, then I believe the brain of a 52-year-old man can one day decide that it belongs to a 6-year-old girl with a normal name but spelled really weirdly, and that's who the person is now.  Life is weird sometimes.

Twas just a play on words Orbert........knee/leg  :)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Orbert on December 20, 2017, 07:56:44 AM
Oh yeah, I caught that.  I'm just commenting in general about some of the more unusual personality issues I've read about lately.

I mean, I can understand transgender.  If you are born male but realize at some point that you think of yourself as female and wish to be treated that way, or the other way around, I guess I can handle that.  Fine, you're female.  But to suddenly decide you're not just female, but a six-year-old female?  That seems oddly specific, and to me points to not just a gender issue, but a personality disorder, maybe akin to schizophrenia, although I'm definitely no expert.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Zydar on December 20, 2017, 08:25:16 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/1dPwlJy.gif)

Don't know if it's funny but it made me smile.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: jingle.boy on December 20, 2017, 08:47:43 AM
Was waiting for the inevitable nut-shot.  Was disappointed.

Still cool.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Orbert on December 20, 2017, 08:52:28 AM
The way it dramatically slows down towards the end, the tension, the last-minute adjustments by the dog, the anticipation in the air which is almost palpable, and then... VICTORY!!
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Nekov on December 20, 2017, 09:58:48 AM
Was waiting for the inevitable nut-shot.  Was disappointed.

Still cool.

This
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: ZKX-2099 on December 20, 2017, 12:25:22 PM
Took me two weeks of trying to get that gap in Tony Hawk.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Kattoelox on December 26, 2017, 08:36:42 AM
It's the most wonderful time of the year: time to see what people stuck in their bodily cavities this year. Probably NWS, but hilarious.

https://adequateman.deadspin.com/what-did-we-get-stuck-in-our-rectums-last-year-1821393493

I am crying with laughter at the last section  :lol
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: AngelBack on December 26, 2017, 08:48:12 AM
It's the most wonderful time of the year: time to see what people stuck in their bodily cavities this year. Probably NWS, but hilarious.

https://adequateman.deadspin.com/what-did-we-get-stuck-in-our-rectums-last-year-1821393493

I am crying with laughter at the last section  :lol


Bike reflector in regina, I can't even begin to understand that....
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: jingle.boy on December 26, 2017, 09:02:44 AM
Bike reflector in regina, I can't even begin to understand that....

What?!?!?  Cyclists in Saskatchewan can't be safety conscious?   :lol
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Kattoelox on December 26, 2017, 09:21:02 AM
I'm particularly amused by "patient said he has coin in ass from one month ago"
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: AngelBack on December 26, 2017, 09:35:56 AM
Bike reflector in regina, I can't even begin to understand that....

What?!?!?  Cyclists in Saskatchewan can't be safety conscious?   :lol

LOL, maybe a Kardashian had a cyclist tour group come through.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: El Barto on December 26, 2017, 04:00:56 PM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CJTI-pxVAAE92dv.jpg)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Zydar on December 27, 2017, 08:21:55 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/zdwzEjm.jpg)

(https://i.imgur.com/Pw9z6fr.png)

(https://i.imgur.com/L86GNcZ.jpg)

(https://i.imgur.com/oR8J216.jpg)

(https://i.imgur.com/kYyNT2a.jpg)



(https://i.imgur.com/EeFwy.jpg)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: BlobVanDam on December 27, 2017, 09:00:37 AM
Great batch. :lol
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Stadler on December 27, 2017, 11:21:01 AM
It's the most wonderful time of the year: time to see what people stuck in their bodily cavities this year. Probably NWS, but hilarious.

https://adequateman.deadspin.com/what-did-we-get-stuck-in-our-rectums-last-year-1821393493

I am crying with laughter at the last section  :lol

"If I may offer one universally good piece of advice, it would be to make sure the base is flared."
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: MrBoom_shack-a-lack on December 27, 2017, 11:58:59 AM
Slav Friends (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=imj9Zzt_xwQ)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Zydar on December 28, 2017, 12:05:56 PM
Somebody reported an error to Spotify. They made him a playlist in return :lol

(https://i.imgur.com/UQz4FN6.jpg?)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Kattoelox on December 28, 2017, 12:29:54 PM
^^ I've actually heard they've done this a lot, and not just for people reporting errors. It's definitely one of the coolest customer support responses out there.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Phoenix87x on January 02, 2018, 04:06:05 PM
(https://i.redditmedia.com/fkTlHzGJz6CdC6umBQpjpfHyltkMdcjXTHcthQnL3qk.jpg?w=633&s=892c34d8a921f91898db94d7f8e7a1b3)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Orbert on January 02, 2018, 09:05:10 PM
Ouch.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Adami on January 02, 2018, 11:44:02 PM
Poor Brian. She is hot.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: T-ski on January 03, 2018, 07:31:49 AM
Poor Brian. She is hot.

I feel worse for Bryan.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Adami on January 03, 2018, 07:43:36 AM
Poor Brian. She is hot.

I feel worse for Bryan.


Well the Y question got answered, so I assume he's Brian now.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: JayOctavarium on January 03, 2018, 09:08:08 AM
Poor Brian. She is hot.


Poor Chino
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: El Barto on January 03, 2018, 09:14:33 AM
All three are better off without the bitch.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Stadler on January 03, 2018, 10:00:06 AM
She's been treating me fine for the last week or so.   :)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Phoenix87x on January 09, 2018, 09:16:46 PM
(https://i.redditmedia.com/Y_6j6Pli3Qio1pICxyfSNLpvIluZ9FpbpvCUZw75_0s.jpg?w=572&s=9fc9d8ecac24ac82730a8d84d5531784)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Stadler on January 10, 2018, 10:21:13 AM
I would do that though.  And wait and see how long it takes her to pull her face out of that fucking phone and notice.   :)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Cool Chris on January 10, 2018, 10:43:55 AM
"Honey, we are going out tonight! Here is a shirt for you."
"Ah, c'mon, not the pink shirt."
"It's not pink, it's salmon!"
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Stadler on January 10, 2018, 11:40:20 AM
Either that, or the woman is not his wife and the person taking the picture knows it.  :)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: ? on January 10, 2018, 01:38:05 PM
Rolling in the aisles: Russian man smashes stolen tank into supermarket (https://www.theguardian.com/world/2018/jan/10/russian-man-believed-to-be-drunk-smashes-stolen-tank-into-supermarket)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Zydar on January 12, 2018, 08:32:26 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/B0Rtf.png)


(https://i.imgur.com/hSO9L.jpg)



Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: cramx3 on January 12, 2018, 08:38:38 AM
 :lol
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Nekov on January 12, 2018, 09:27:06 AM
 :rollin
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: AngelBack on January 12, 2018, 09:56:17 AM
Asian girls are easily impressed.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Chino on January 12, 2018, 11:02:42 AM
(https://i.redditmedia.com/GLC2v69raknBfrcixI7iOBOMfjTpMyuO8IG8UdNCBk4.jpg?w=622&s=bc1979cd12e59eda5109944cc3f72816)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: bosk1 on January 12, 2018, 11:10:31 AM
We like Dream Theater
-we like the loud noise
-& bullet that comes out
We like DTF
-we like how it feels
-& how it tastes
-WE ROLL AROUND IN IT

Wow, it pretty much works that way too!  :D
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Orbert on January 12, 2018, 11:50:36 AM
I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere. Not like guns.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Stadler on January 12, 2018, 01:20:15 PM
Asian girls are easily impressed.

What is that on the left?  I can't figure out her expression; is she impressed with the not-that-impressive guy in the briefs, or is she reacting to what looks like the real deal in front of her.  In which case, why aren't the other women looking there?  I'm so confused. 
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Adami on January 12, 2018, 01:26:20 PM
Asian girls are easily impressed.

What is that on the left?  I can't figure out her expression; is she impressed with the not-that-impressive guy in the briefs, or is she reacting to what looks like the real deal in front of her.  In which case, why aren't the other women looking there?  I'm so confused.

(http://78.media.tumblr.com/0c6ab6fb37dd04f7646a74c4923f48f1/tumblr_mn5wk8uvW41r4gei2o1_400.gif)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: AngelBack on January 12, 2018, 02:26:35 PM
There's a joke out there somewhere about flat noses I think......
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Phoenix87x on January 14, 2018, 07:18:23 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/JJ7V8LK.gif)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: kingshmegland on January 14, 2018, 07:28:47 AM
I asked for this shirt for my 50th birthday.   Lol

(http://imagizer.imageshack.us/v2/550x700q90/922/Y4FllF.jpg) (http://imageshack.com/f/pmY4FllFj)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Orbert on January 14, 2018, 07:35:40 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/JJ7V8LK.gif)

I've almost done this before.  Beautiful woman on the street looks at me (or so I thought), says "Hi!" and opens her arms, I figured I'd take the hug and figure out who she is later.  Then I heard a guy behind say "Hi!" or something and I turned to see who it was.  They hug.  I felt stupid; should've copped the hug anyway, like this guy did.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Stadler on January 14, 2018, 07:39:38 AM
I feel like the girl in that gif may not be beautiful though.   Just a gut feeling.


By the way, missed the Target one and the cat one (side quests!) from above.  Those were hilarious.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: lordxizor on January 14, 2018, 07:41:54 AM
I feel like the girl in that gif may not be beautiful though.   Just a gut feeling.
Honestly, I thought the gag was going to be that it was actually a man in a dress.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: jingle.boy on January 15, 2018, 08:11:01 PM
@ Joe... I have a tee-shirt (that mrs.jingle got me) that says "My wife says I never listen... or something like that".

Someone needs to get this for Joe for SS next year:

(http://epicpix.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/ff_4962.jpg)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: kingshmegland on January 16, 2018, 05:07:04 AM
I've seen that shirt on Facebook recently.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Kattoelox on January 17, 2018, 08:15:45 AM
(https://s10.postimg.org/xe8tcoamx/26239870_748071192059647_8443650105562613627_n.jpg)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: ReaperKK on January 17, 2018, 02:27:59 PM
lmao, reminds me of this video about guthrie:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CYBhw6a1G8c
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Adami on January 17, 2018, 04:33:19 PM
(https://s10.postimg.org/xe8tcoamx/26239870_748071192059647_8443650105562613627_n.jpg)

As someone who has a Master's in Middle Eastern history....





...that is hilarious.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Cool Chris on January 17, 2018, 04:34:09 PM
Care to explain to the rest of us?
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Adami on January 17, 2018, 04:42:51 PM
Care to explain to the rest of us?

It's just like a funny absurdist thing. It doesn't make any sense, but for some reason I found it hilarious. And I'm usually really sensitive to those subjects.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Kattoelox on January 17, 2018, 05:22:53 PM
I was hesitant to share at first but then I realized it's the 'funny stuff' thread and everyone here is mature and smart enough to handle it appropriately and damn it it's just plain funny. Glad I wasn't wrong. :) Adami, do you know who that is in the meme? Is there another level of the joke that's going over my head?
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: sylvan on January 17, 2018, 05:31:00 PM
Is it bad that I'm hearing it with the accent? I feel like that really sells the FUNNY...

"Through Jihad"  :rollin
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: rumborak on January 18, 2018, 02:52:31 PM
https://youtu.be/gB9UNGpGOas?t=90

I'm imagining it with that kind of accent.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Adami on January 18, 2018, 03:03:06 PM
I was hesitant to share at first but then I realized it's the 'funny stuff' thread and everyone here is mature and smart enough to handle it appropriately and damn it it's just plain funny. Glad I wasn't wrong. :) Adami, do you know who that is in the meme? Is there another level of the joke that's going over my head?

lol I don't recognize him by face.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Orbert on January 19, 2018, 12:21:39 PM
(https://imgur.com/6ba4zPg.jpg)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Phoenix87x on January 22, 2018, 07:16:37 AM
My buddy's girlfriend had a dream the other night that he cheated on her. She was mad at him all day yesterday.  :lol
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: jingle.boy on January 22, 2018, 07:56:00 AM
My buddy's girlfriend had a dream the other night that he cheated on her. She was mad at him all day yesterday.  :lol

Mrs.jingle has been mad at me for stuff she's dreamed about.

Women!
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: chknptpie on January 22, 2018, 12:05:28 PM
My husband has done this.... can we not make this a "woman" thing?  :-*
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Chino on January 22, 2018, 01:54:22 PM
I never understood discussing with your SO dreams that involved cheating on your SO. Why would you even mention it?
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: cramx3 on January 22, 2018, 02:00:09 PM
Probably because many people believe dreams (I'm not denying this, just don't personally understand how dreams work) have meaning or a reason behind them.  I've had x gf's who told me they've had dreams of me cheating and those ones were gfs who actually would think I would cheat on them so maybe there is a connection to the thought and dream.  Although I never did cheat on them, that type of feeling from a dream would totally come out against me during the day after.

On the other hand, I can't ever recall having a dream of a gf cheating on me and I've also never really thought any of my past gfs would do so (although I've realized after breaking up with a couple of them, that it was possible it happened).
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Orbert on January 22, 2018, 02:05:13 PM
I think if someone is insecure in their relationship and thinks that their SO could cheat, then that could manifest itself as a dream wherein the other person cheats.  Dreams, many believe, are just our subconscious letting things fly.  They don't predict the future or anything like that.

But to wake up and be mad at someone about something you dreamed they did is just stupid.  They didn't actually do it.  You literally just made it up in your head.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Ben_Jamin on January 23, 2018, 10:52:53 AM
My husband has done this.... can we not make this a "woman" thing?  :-*

Well, it really is, mainly, a woman thing.

I've known ladies that got all butt hurt because of a dream. I say "its a dream, I flew and spit fire. You don't see me doing that now."
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Chino on January 23, 2018, 12:30:14 PM
Probably because many people believe dreams (I'm not denying this, just don't personally understand how dreams work) have meaning or a reason behind them.  I've had x gf's who told me they've had dreams of me cheating and those ones were gfs who actually would think I would cheat on them so maybe there is a connection to the thought and dream.  Although I never did cheat on them, that type of feeling from a dream would totally come out against me during the day after.

On the other hand, I can't ever recall having a dream of a gf cheating on me and I've also never really thought any of my past gfs would do so (although I've realized after breaking up with a couple of them, that it was possible it happened).


Just went back and reread the original posts. I misread. I thought the guy told the girl that he had a dream he cheated on her. Doing that would be stupid and just asking for trouble. That'd be like me telling my GF that I had a dream her sister was giving me a blowjob. There's literally nothing to gain by having that conversation.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Stadler on January 23, 2018, 12:33:24 PM
Probably because many people believe dreams (I'm not denying this, just don't personally understand how dreams work) have meaning or a reason behind them.  I've had x gf's who told me they've had dreams of me cheating and those ones were gfs who actually would think I would cheat on them so maybe there is a connection to the thought and dream.  Although I never did cheat on them, that type of feeling from a dream would totally come out against me during the day after.

On the other hand, I can't ever recall having a dream of a gf cheating on me and I've also never really thought any of my past gfs would do so (although I've realized after breaking up with a couple of them, that it was possible it happened).


Just went back and reread the original posts. I misread. I thought the guy told the girl that he had a dream he cheated on her. Doing that would be stupid and just asking for trouble. That'd be like me telling my GF that I had a dream her sister was giving me a blowjob. There's literally nothing to gain by having that conversation.

Unless the sister gets wind of it....  ;)

Seriously, though, I'm with you Chino.  There is an obligation to be honest in a relationship, but I don't think that extends to every waking - or sleeping - thought.  If I got an email or text from an old girlfriend out of the blue, I'd probably say something, if only as a proactive measure.  If I dreamed of that old girlfriend out of the blue, that's staying with me and my thoughts.   
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: bosk1 on January 23, 2018, 01:21:29 PM
So...you're saying I should tell my wife you texted me out of the blue?  As a proactive measure?
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Stadler on January 23, 2018, 02:30:54 PM
If the shoe fits.... :)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: MrBoom_shack-a-lack on January 24, 2018, 03:11:14 AM
How to Become TripAdvisor’s #1 Fake Restaurant (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bqPARIKHbN8)

The best prank i've seen in a while.  :lol Be sure to watch the whole thing.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Nekov on January 24, 2018, 05:37:47 AM
 :lol That was awesome.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Zydar on January 24, 2018, 08:08:03 AM
Found this on the webz.

(https://i.imgur.com/1jLAG0w.jpg)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: cramx3 on January 24, 2018, 09:38:43 AM
 :lol
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Orbert on January 24, 2018, 09:46:59 AM
JP's gained a little weight, but his beard looks great.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Stadler on January 24, 2018, 10:07:12 AM
I wonder how Mike feels about being portrayed by Captain Feathersword from the Wiggles. 
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Orbert on January 24, 2018, 10:52:18 AM
MP was the one "alter-ego" I couldn't figure out.  Now that I know it's Captain Feathersword from the Wiggles,


I still don't get it.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Kwyjibo on January 24, 2018, 10:56:52 AM
Maybe it's because he has a blue beard.

But the others are more obvious/better.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: AngelBack on January 24, 2018, 11:00:17 AM
JP's gained a little weight, but his beard looks great.


I think that is his pre-hibernation look.  And everyone thought DT took time off in the winter for family...
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: bosk1 on January 24, 2018, 11:07:52 AM
Now that I know it's Captain Feathersword from the Wiggles,

It's not.  I'm not sure if Stadler was joking or just misinformed.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Stadler on January 24, 2018, 11:24:00 AM
Maybe it's because he has a blue beard.

But the others are more obvious/better.

That was my understanding.  The pirate named "Blue Beard".

This, by the way, is the real Captain Feathersword:

(https://i.imgur.com/FRAbZb6.jpg)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Stadler on January 24, 2018, 11:26:05 AM
If you Google "Bluebeard", this is one of the images that comes up:

(https://i.imgur.com/BygUsVQ.jpg)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Orbert on January 24, 2018, 11:28:04 AM
Got it.  I'm not familiar with the character, and missed that his beard is blue.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Cool Chris on January 24, 2018, 11:37:55 AM
That Bluebeard looks like a guy working a 6 year old's birthday party. That Captain Feathersword looks like.... I am not sure what he looks like.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: bosk1 on January 24, 2018, 12:05:55 PM
Captain Feathersword is awesome.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Orbert on January 25, 2018, 10:48:35 AM
Every picture tells a story

(https://imgur.com/2LRmFRI.jpg)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: bosk1 on January 25, 2018, 10:51:19 AM
:lol
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Kwyjibo on January 25, 2018, 10:53:16 AM
 :lol :lol
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: cramx3 on January 25, 2018, 12:07:46 PM
 :lol  I've sadly done something similar to that
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Tomislav95 on January 26, 2018, 12:46:44 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/fVsMY9P.jpg)
Me at the moment :D
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Zydar on January 26, 2018, 01:13:14 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/IwYfOOh.jpg)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Nekov on January 26, 2018, 05:22:57 AM
 :lol
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Phoenix87x on January 26, 2018, 05:50:55 AM
Yeah, that is hilarious.  :lol
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: jingle.boy on January 26, 2018, 06:28:23 AM
(http://epicpix.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/funny_four_5004.jpg)

(http://epicpix.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/funny_four_5003.jpg)

(http://epicpix.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/ff_4978.jpg)

(http://epicpix.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/ff_4973.jpg)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Orbert on January 26, 2018, 06:29:55 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/IwYfOOh.jpg)
(https://imgur.com/sSRFpK4.jpg)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Stadler on January 26, 2018, 06:32:11 AM
"Ward, you were pretty hard on the Beaver last night."
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Cyclopssss on January 26, 2018, 07:11:19 AM
#MeToo!
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Orbert on January 26, 2018, 10:22:54 AM
5th wettest in history isn't bad.  I think any time you make the Top 5, you're doing alright.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Zydar on January 27, 2018, 06:25:41 AM
Saturday dump:

(https://i.imgur.com/HnzVgKe.jpg)

(https://i.imgur.com/Hsskjdk.jpg)

(https://i.imgur.com/0w2BxU0.jpg)

(https://i.imgur.com/CXl6dsl.jpg)

(https://i.imgur.com/yFTBMw1.jpg)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: jingle.boy on January 27, 2018, 06:26:31 AM
all lol-worthy.  Nice batch Zy.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Nekov on January 29, 2018, 05:20:34 AM
 :lol

Good way to start a monday
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: jingle.boy on January 29, 2018, 06:09:18 AM
(http://epicpix.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/funny_four_5010.jpg)

(https://i.pinimg.com/736x/ba/48/32/ba483204a62d8e168f884ecab2753f0f--well-well-fun-stuff.jpg)

(https://i.pinimg.com/474x/18/d8/80/18d880a4230c20e3e454054eb09cb43f.jpg)

(https://i.mycdn.me/image?id=865729997804&t=35&plc=WEB&tkn=*hycK5dmhXNCngI1Vs3O2EgmFiXo)

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BSjOesfCIAAhArn.jpg)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Nekov on January 29, 2018, 06:16:22 AM
I don't get the one with the 3 wells, the rest are good.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: jingle.boy on January 29, 2018, 06:22:43 AM
I don't get the one with the 3 wells, the rest are good.

:lolpalm:

Well.  Well.  Well.
Look what we have here.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Phoenix87x on January 29, 2018, 06:24:36 AM
The well one took me a minute, but its good. The other's a great too.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Kwyjibo on January 29, 2018, 06:33:55 AM
I don't get the one with the 3 wells, the rest are good.

:lolpalm:

Well.  Well.  Well.
Look what we have here.

:lolpalm: :lolpalm: Didn't get that one either :lolpalm: :lolpalm:
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Nekov on January 29, 2018, 07:03:14 AM
 :lol I feel so stupid now...
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Stadler on January 29, 2018, 09:07:22 AM
:lol I feel so stupid now...

I wouldn't.  I got it, but compared to the oblique Star Wars reference in the one with Dad torturing his kid, and the look on the kid with the blue shirt's face in the "Cocaine" one, it's a tier below on the "Funny" scale.   
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Adami on January 29, 2018, 09:22:02 AM


(https://i.imgur.com/CXl6dsl.jpg)



(https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/marveldatabase/images/6/61/Deadpool_Vol_2_61_page_2.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20141018182308)

Hit monkey finds much pleasure in his job.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Zydar on January 29, 2018, 11:14:44 AM
:lol
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: lonestar on January 29, 2018, 10:22:55 PM
(https://scontent-sjc3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/27540323_1688630361226150_6910483470262651899_n.jpg?oh=72f9c9bf5c3212a76a71c9cf548324d3&oe=5AEFC587)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Phoenix87x on January 30, 2018, 07:32:54 AM
(https://i.redditmedia.com/N6Skv2o2TNxikIKHQH3QwM2KgkeopI9I41Bw1xselO4.jpg?w=552&s=706ae1612e446066910a8d1391771459)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Stadler on January 30, 2018, 08:16:34 AM
(https://scontent-sjc3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/27540323_1688630361226150_6910483470262651899_n.jpg?oh=72f9c9bf5c3212a76a71c9cf548324d3&oe=5AEFC587)

That may be the cutest picture I've ever seen.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: sylvan on January 30, 2018, 09:24:43 AM
(http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/334/937/2d8.jpg_large)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Stadler on January 30, 2018, 09:32:08 AM
That is NOT the cutest picture I've ever seen.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Adami on January 30, 2018, 10:20:05 AM
(https://scontent-sjc3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/27540323_1688630361226150_6910483470262651899_n.jpg?oh=72f9c9bf5c3212a76a71c9cf548324d3&oe=5AEFC587)

That may be the cutest picture I've ever seen.

You've seen cuter.

Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Adami on January 30, 2018, 10:20:27 AM
(http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/334/937/2d8.jpg_large)

I don't get it.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: sylvan on January 30, 2018, 10:31:27 AM
Some genius photoshopped Eric Andre's face on to Danny DeVito... And it's disturbing because I feel like any one of us could walk past this guy on a daily basis  :rollin.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Zydar on February 02, 2018, 08:26:47 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/8TGJZjq.jpg)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Phoenix87x on February 02, 2018, 10:14:44 AM
 :lol
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: kingshmegland on February 02, 2018, 03:10:57 PM
 :lol
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: MrBoom_shack-a-lack on February 03, 2018, 05:17:27 AM
Seems like gifs dosen't load or work anymore?

(https://i.imgur.com/G9aoEZn.gif)

anyway:
https://i.imgur.com/G9aoEZn.gifv
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: lonestar on February 03, 2018, 05:59:41 AM
Damn... Fuck that man...
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Kwyjibo on February 03, 2018, 06:06:00 AM
They gonna need a bigger boat!
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Bolsters on February 03, 2018, 06:06:16 AM
Seems like gifs dosen't load or work anymore?
I don't think .gifv has ever worked here.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: MrBoom_shack-a-lack on February 03, 2018, 06:22:23 AM
Seems like gifs dosen't load or work anymore?
I don't think .gifv has ever worked here.
Weirdly enough it actually did work if you took away the "v" after .gif but apparently not anymore. I guess it's an imgur issue and not the forum.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: T-ski on February 03, 2018, 08:56:22 AM
someone tried to break into a vehicle parked in a radio station parking lot, so naturally the station put a play-by-play over the security vid.....


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9KFJpY7W0wA
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Cool Chris on February 03, 2018, 10:40:24 AM
That is big news up here in Seattle, John Curley is a cool guy and generally well-liked, and this is indeed well-played.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Zydar on February 03, 2018, 11:50:45 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/zp3rNqn.jpg)

 :lol
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: gmillerdrake on February 03, 2018, 12:37:41 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/aN2CSmv.jpg)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: jingle.boy on February 03, 2018, 03:43:04 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/zp3rNqn.jpg)

 :lol

Not all heroes wear capes.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: kingshmegland on February 03, 2018, 03:53:14 PM
Ask stupid questions, get stomped on. :lol
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Cool Chris on February 03, 2018, 04:01:10 PM
This is the reason I don't use facebook. Every single interaction I would have would be like good ol' Darryl's.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: kingshmegland on February 03, 2018, 04:15:33 PM
This is the reason I don't use facebook. Every single interaction I would have would be like good ol' Darryl's.

Let's not go overboard.  Only a few idiots you'd respond too and you can control your feed if you like.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: lonestar on February 03, 2018, 04:41:55 PM
I'm calling fake on that one, that's a hella old joke.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: jingle.boy on February 03, 2018, 09:30:22 PM
I'm calling fake on that one, that's a hella old joke.

Oldie's can still be funnies.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Zydar on February 04, 2018, 11:37:14 AM
Now this is a step too far.

(https://i.imgur.com/o2xCXcx.jpg)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Orbert on February 04, 2018, 07:20:40 PM
Man, it's like they want people to break their legs!
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: SystematicThought on February 05, 2018, 08:08:21 PM
How to be Gluten Intolerant
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oht9AEq1798 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oht9AEq1798)
and
Being a Social Justice Warrior
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZBdnyrzq96s (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZBdnyrzq96s)

I'm late to the party with this guy after the If Meat Eaters Acted Like Vegetarians. Maybe it's because I work at a grocery store and deal with high schoolers/college students that act like the SJW video and customers that act like the Gluten Intolerant video, I connect with it a lot, it's just funny to me
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: ReaperKK on February 06, 2018, 05:02:48 AM
AwakenWithJP is one of my favorite channels.

I remember the first video I saw of his:
Essential Oils
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q_Ecmciv9zI&t=11s
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: jingle.boy on February 06, 2018, 05:11:34 AM
I loved his yoga one... with his smokin hot wife.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Zydar on February 06, 2018, 05:24:16 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/LzHcCNV.jpg)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Orbert on February 08, 2018, 11:05:10 AM
(https://imgur.com/N2jUqaA.jpg)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Orbert on February 08, 2018, 11:32:38 AM
(https://imgur.com/E9vi2v3.jpg)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: El Barto on February 08, 2018, 12:04:01 PM
I think the Chuck Norris as God thing is dumb and done to death, but that's pretty funny. Perfect picture.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Orbert on February 08, 2018, 12:36:27 PM
Agreed.  I'm over Chuck Norris, but the combination of the picture and caption was funny.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Phoenix87x on February 09, 2018, 07:16:07 AM
More sad than funny.

(https://s3.amazonaws.com/media.pinterest.com/previews/GHqDxOVZ.png)

http://archive.is/SmyXs


and also

(https://i.redditmedia.com/95hjgkqS-BEjgSEzQL1ZDQ2TRuZNtJoiHGKQQeQgZCY.jpg?w=900&s=54a2d32aceb1aed1bba90e27e97a4648)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: AngelBack on February 09, 2018, 07:35:21 AM
Where's Richard Gere when you need him....
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Stadler on February 09, 2018, 07:45:02 AM
The looks on those two's faces in that last picture are priceless.   She's more than happy with the arrangement and he does a lot of masturbating.  :)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Nekov on February 09, 2018, 10:17:28 AM
I think his face is more "I'm gonna kill this bitch slowly" than anything else
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: jingle.boy on February 09, 2018, 10:46:14 AM
(https://scontent.fyyz1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/27867483_1297903670310959_3401240157733952522_n.jpg?oh=c453087c249ff9f232b912b937a50710&oe=5ADDECC2)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: cramx3 on February 09, 2018, 12:11:29 PM
wow the look of that chocolate  :rollin
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Phoenix87x on February 09, 2018, 01:42:30 PM
That is incredible
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: jingle.boy on February 09, 2018, 04:34:39 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/VBCOPgb.jpg)

(https://i.pinimg.com/736x/2f/41/99/2f41998cf286893979abb757560fbfeb.jpg)

(https://images-cdn.9gag.com/photo/aq7514Z_460s.jpg)

(http://epicpix.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/ff_5039.jpg)

(http://epicpix.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/ff_5040.jpg)

Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Orbert on February 09, 2018, 06:42:09 PM
Killer batch!   :lol


This is amazing:

(https://images-cdn.9gag.com/photo/aq7514Z_460s.jpg)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Shadow Ninja 2.0 on February 09, 2018, 10:50:11 PM
Most everyone has probably seen this by now, but it's new to me so I thought I'd post it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SxJ4VWoeOzs

Story: an anime that did very poorly in Japan was sent to an American company to be dubbed. Instead of being given a script to follow, they were just told 'do whatever you can to make this sell so we can break even on this.' Result is the voice actors coming up with a bunch of absolutely hilarious, offensive, fourth-wall breaking shit. The above video is a compilation of some of the best moments.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: BlobVanDam on February 10, 2018, 12:03:27 AM
:lol Is that for real? How could they get away with that?
I hate dubs, but I actually want to watch this.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Phoenix87x on February 10, 2018, 06:28:20 AM
Now, that is one hell of a Dub,  :lol

That made my morning
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Shadow Ninja 2.0 on February 10, 2018, 09:27:53 AM
It is for real, and the full 20 episodes are done this way. They're definitely worth a watch.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Orbert on February 10, 2018, 04:25:11 PM
Primo example of don't-give-a-fuck attitude. If that got played on daytime TV for kids and they got away with it, I'd say give those guys medals.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Super Dude on February 10, 2018, 06:07:42 PM
My ex-wife still misses me...




...but her aim is getting better!
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: kingshmegland on February 10, 2018, 07:27:21 PM
SD!!!!! What's up man?!
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Super Dude on February 11, 2018, 04:38:07 AM
Hello. :biggrin:
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Phoenix87x on February 11, 2018, 08:04:48 AM
(https://www.mgtow.com/images/sidebar/301.jpg)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: jammindude on February 11, 2018, 07:06:50 PM
Don't mean to derail, but the most important and ultimately useful skill that you learn in school, is to complete an assigned task to the standards of the person in charge.   Don't minimize that.  You never realize how valuable that skill is until you've been on a crew with a large majority of people who are incapable of performing that one simple function.   I'll admit that it is sad that school isn't more enriching than that, but no matter how useless the topic is, that skill is important. 
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: kingshmegland on February 11, 2018, 07:22:36 PM
People tend to look what's  important to them even though they don't realize how important school is.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Orbert on February 11, 2018, 07:44:10 PM
Don't mean to derail, but the most important and ultimately useful skill that you learn in school, is to complete an assigned task to the standards of the person in charge.   Don't minimize that.  You never realize how valuable that skill is until you've been on a crew with a large majority of people who are incapable of performing that one simple function.   I'll admit that it is sad that school isn't more enriching than that, but no matter how useless the topic is, that skill is important. 

Yes.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Stadler on February 11, 2018, 08:22:56 PM
Don't mean to derail, but the most important and ultimately useful skill that you learn in school, is to complete an assigned task to the standards of the person in charge.   Don't minimize that.  You never realize how valuable that skill is until you've been on a crew with a large majority of people who are incapable of performing that one simple function.   I'll admit that it is sad that school isn't more enriching than that, but no matter how useless the topic is, that skill is important.

Thank you for saying that.  I hate those "quippy" type jokes that do nothing but show an almost complete ignorance of the issue they're lampooning, but you nailed it.  It's not that you're ACTUALLY going to need the hard dates of the Han Dynasty, but if you can learn that, you're going to be able to learn what you need to do to do your job.  Believe me, I have had to absorb plenty of info that wasn't "my passion" or whatever the cute buzzword is they use on reality TV these days.  Probably the worst thing we ever did was teach our kids that we should only "do what we LOVE!" and "find our PASSION!" We do what the job calls for, period.  Sometimes it's being a rock star, sometimes it's being a janitor. 
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Cool Chris on February 11, 2018, 09:19:22 PM
Piling on to the unfunnies, while I agree with all this, once we get to a certain level, we need to trim the fat, so to speak, on what we are requiring students to learn. When I was studying engineering in college (before I failed miserably) I was in 100% engineering-related classes (math, sciences, etc...), I wasn't forced to spend even more of my student loans on Gothic Architecture or 18th Century British poets. I was in school to become an engineer, that is what I wanted to spend my money on, that is what my studies should have focused on. When I transferred schools and changed majors, I was required to take many classes outside my major (geological sciences) in order to fulfill my credit requirements. This included classes in drama, Greek literature, and French. We bemoan the cost of education, and then force students to take these classes that are a massive waste of time and money.

It's not that you're ACTUALLY going to need the hard dates of the Han Dynasty, but if you can learn that, you're going to be able to learn what you need to do to do your job. 

The rest of your post is aces, but this just isn't true. Just because you can learn A, you aren't necessarily going to learn B. You need to develop the skill of learning, but you got to know your limitations as well. /DirtyHarry
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: MrBoom_shack-a-lack on February 12, 2018, 02:58:29 AM
Not really funny but of course there's a North Korean cheering squad at the olympics.

https://youtu.be/SVvXfuS5eyY
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Zydar on February 12, 2018, 05:02:37 AM
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Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: AngelBack on February 12, 2018, 05:59:29 AM
Not really funny but of course there's a North Korean cheering squad at the olympics.

https://youtu.be/SVvXfuS5eyY

The dude in white just learned to clap last week.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Phoenix87x on February 12, 2018, 06:10:30 AM
Not really funny but of course there's a North Korean cheering squad at the olympics.

https://youtu.be/SVvXfuS5eyY

The dude in white just learned to clap last week.

That one lone guy out of sync  :rollin
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Stadler on February 12, 2018, 08:09:24 AM
I have to object to the potato hate.   I don't condone that at all. 

:)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Super Dude on February 12, 2018, 09:08:53 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/tLr5evH.png)

:clap:
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Phoenix87x on February 12, 2018, 10:29:52 PM
(https://i.redd.it/1xeqd03i3tf01.jpg)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: lonestar on February 13, 2018, 12:29:52 PM
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Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Orbert on February 13, 2018, 01:42:42 PM
:lol
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Stadler on February 13, 2018, 02:34:40 PM
Now that's funny.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: IDontNotDoThings on February 15, 2018, 05:21:05 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/OJr88ok.jpg)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: BlobVanDam on February 15, 2018, 05:37:46 AM
As an Australian, I can't figure out how Americans think that joke is supposed to work. :dunno:
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: IDontNotDoThings on February 15, 2018, 05:48:01 AM
I'm Australian too!  :lol

I think it's more of a tone joke than it is an accent joke, like, the idea that such a serious statement is followed by such a casual one. Though yeah, now that you mention it, the accent thing doesn't really make sense.

Idk, I thought it was funny :dunno:
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: XJDenton on February 15, 2018, 05:53:24 AM
For valentines day the local drama society put on a production of XXX Roman plays. Thought it sounded rather sexy, so I bought a ticket.

It was just 30 plays.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Orbert on February 15, 2018, 07:05:02 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/OJr88ok.jpg)

As an Australian, I can't figure out how Americans think that joke is supposed to work. :dunno:

To some Americans, "day" sounds like "die" when spoken with an Australian accent.

Did you come here today?
Nah Mate, came 'ere yesterday
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: BlobVanDam on February 15, 2018, 07:23:31 AM
To some Americans, "day" sounds like "die" when spoken with an Australian accent.

Did you come here today?
Nah Mate, came 'ere yesterday

I get the joke (at least what it's supposed to be), it just doesn't work imo, because the way we say "day" sounds nothing like "die" in a US accent. :dunno:

But anyway, sorry to put a damper on the funnies.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Orbert on February 15, 2018, 09:50:15 AM
Sorry, I thought you said you couldn't figure out how the joke was supposed to work.

Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: BlobVanDam on February 15, 2018, 09:54:10 AM
I meant don't get it phonetically, not as in I don't get jokes. :tup But thanks for the clarification anyway. I'm sure we've all seen jokes in this thread we didn't get until it was explained.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Orbert on February 15, 2018, 10:15:58 AM
Since you're a native speaker, the accent thing doesn't work; you won't hear it.  But as an American, I said it out loud and immediately heard the cliché Aussie accent, and chuckled.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: BlobVanDam on February 15, 2018, 10:20:19 AM
But I know very well what an American accent sounds like, and I know very well what an Australian accent sounds like.
Maybe the difference is that I'm only familiar with real Australian accents, not the apparent "cliche" you've been exposed to, wherever that's from. :dunno:
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: bosk1 on February 15, 2018, 10:27:45 AM
You don't have Outback Steak House commercials in Australia?  ???
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: BlobVanDam on February 15, 2018, 10:29:25 AM
You don't have Outback Steak House commercials in Australia?  ???

That reminds me. Apparently there's some kind of strange onion thing they have there they pass off as Australian? I saw someone joke about it being on our country's flag the other day and had no idea wtf it was. :lol
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Orbert on February 15, 2018, 10:31:29 AM
But I know very well what an American accent sounds like, and I know very well what an Australian accent sounds like.

And that's why you don't hear it.  Your brain "corrects" what it hears automatically.  To us, "day" and "die" do in fact sound very similar.  But you know that they're completely different words and thus hear them differently.

Also, there's no such thing as an "American accent."  This country is large enough that there are countless regional accents.  Folks from one part of the country always think folks from another part of the country speak differently.  As I understand it, the closest thing to a "neutral" American accent is the Midwest dialect.  Very bland, practically boring, without many distinctive vowel affectations which characterize Southern, or New England, or even West Coast.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: BlobVanDam on February 15, 2018, 10:35:26 AM
Also, there's no such thing as an "American accent."  This country is large enough that there are countless regional accents.  Folks from one part of the country always think folks from another part of the country speak differently.  As I understand it, the closest thing to a "neutral" American accent is the Midwest dialect.  Very bland, practically boring, without many distinctive vowel affectations which characterize Southern, or New England, or even West Coast.

I know, and I did originally write "accents" but figured it was unnecessary. We know them all. I probably know your accents better than ours actually. Apparently we have regional accents, but I've never heard or noticed any difference. But we don't get a lot of stuff from around the country like you do with the US, so maybe there's some bumfuck Australian accent that actually does work for this joke that I'm unaware of. That would be somewhat ironic.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: kingshmegland on February 15, 2018, 10:40:39 AM
Also, there's no such thing as an "American accent."  This country is large enough that there are countless regional accents.  Folks from one part of the country always think folks from another part of the country speak differently.  As I understand it, the closest thing to a "neutral" American accent is the Midwest dialect.  Very bland, practically boring, without many distinctive vowel affectations which characterize Southern, or New England, or even West Coast.

I know, and I did originally write "accents" but figured it was unnecessary. We know them all. I probably know your accents better than ours actually. Apparently we have regional accents, but I've never heard or noticed any difference. But we don't get a lot of stuff from around the country like you do with the US, so maybe there's some bumfuck Australian accent that actually does work for this joke that I'm unaware of. That would be somewhat ironic.

I picture Blob talking like R2D2.  It's more fun that way.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: El Barto on February 15, 2018, 11:23:40 AM
You don't have Outback Steak House commercials in Australia?  ???

That reminds me. Apparently there's some kind of strange onion thing they have there they pass off as Australian? I saw someone joke about it being on our country's flag the other day and had no idea wtf it was. :lol
I don't think any of their stuff is being passed off as Australian. Much like Chuck E Cheese isn't trying to pass of their pizza as being made from or inspired by rats. They're just theme restaurants. And while I've never actually been inside an Outback Steakhouse, the giant fried onion is a pretty tasty thing. 
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Stadler on February 15, 2018, 11:26:31 AM
But I know very well what an American accent sounds like, and I know very well what an Australian accent sounds like.

And that's why you don't hear it.  Your brain "corrects" what it hears automatically.  To us, "day" and "die" do in fact sound very similar.  But you know that they're completely different words and thus hear them differently.

Also, there's no such thing as an "American accent."  This country is large enough that there are countless regional accents.  Folks from one part of the country always think folks from another part of the country speak differently.  As I understand it, the closest thing to a "neutral" American accent is the Midwest dialect.  Very bland, practically boring, without many distinctive vowel affectations which characterize Southern, or New England, or even West Coast.

I'm very familiar with the southern accent in general - my uncle and his family have lived in Savannah, GA for decades - but when I moved to Atlanta, I had to do a fair amount of work in south Atlanta.  I was a project manager doing work for the City of Atlanta, and had to meet with my client rep weekly.  I am not exaggerating one bit when I say that I needed my site manager (he was from Buffalo, but had relocated to the south about 10 years before I did) to act as a translator.  The  client rep (an awesome, and very smart, African American man) spoke rather softly with a very southern accent, and used a lot of deep south cultural references in his speech, and as such, to me was virtually incomprehensible.   
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Stadler on February 15, 2018, 11:27:50 AM
You don't have Outback Steak House commercials in Australia?  ???

That reminds me. Apparently there's some kind of strange onion thing they have there they pass off as Australian? I saw someone joke about it being on our country's flag the other day and had no idea wtf it was. :lol
I don't think any of their stuff is being passed off as Australian. Much like Chuck E Cheese isn't trying to pass of their pizza as being made from or inspired by rats. They're just theme restaurants. And while I've never actually been inside an Outback Steakhouse, the giant fried onion is a pretty tasty thing.

If I lived in the Dallas area, I wouldn't set foot in an Outback either.   It's not bad, in fact it's pretty good, but a dedicated "steakhouse" kills it on every level (especially when you factor in the cost).    Outback ain't cheap up here.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: jingle.boy on February 15, 2018, 11:34:03 AM
But I know very well what an American accent sounds like, and I know very well what an Australian accent sounds like.
Maybe the difference is that I'm only familiar with real Australian accents, not the apparent "cliche" you've been exposed to, wherever that's from. :dunno:

And I have never uttered the word aboot.   ;D

I can understand - and have personally heard - how a heavy stereotypical Aussie accent would be applicable in the case of this meme.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: BlobVanDam on February 15, 2018, 11:35:53 AM
But I know very well what an American accent sounds like, and I know very well what an Australian accent sounds like.
Maybe the difference is that I'm only familiar with real Australian accents, not the apparent "cliche" you've been exposed to, wherever that's from. :dunno:

And I have never uttered the word aboot.   ;D

You're right. You actually say "abote". :biggrin:
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: kingshmegland on February 15, 2018, 11:55:00 AM
Ask jingle about him mocking my Boston accent. He's a hoser.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: pg1067 on February 15, 2018, 12:04:30 PM
Chuck E Cheese isn't trying to pass of their pizza as being made from or inspired by rats.

I'm not so sure about that....
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: jingle.boy on February 15, 2018, 12:30:28 PM
Ask jingle about him mocking my Boston accent. He's a hoser.
I'm wicked ahsum!
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: kingshmegland on February 15, 2018, 12:37:02 PM
Ask jingle about him mocking my Boston accent. He's a hoser.
I'm wicked ahsum!

 :lol
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: El Barto on February 15, 2018, 01:12:41 PM
But I know very well what an American accent sounds like, and I know very well what an Australian accent sounds like.
Maybe the difference is that I'm only familiar with real Australian accents, not the apparent "cliche" you've been exposed to, wherever that's from. :dunno:

And I have never uttered the word aboot.   ;D

You're right. You actually say "abote". :biggrin:
I think it's actually "abo-ute." There's a pronunciation of both vowels in the word that just happens very quickly. At least that's how it was explained to me.

A few years ago we went to see the great Rik Emmett. Telling one of his stories he said 'aboot' and brought the house down. He stopped in the middle of a sentence for a couple of seconds, bewildered at what was so funny before it clicked. He laughed about it and threw out a "well excuse the fuck out of me, Y'ALL!" and went on with his story. Down here it sticks out like a sore thumb. No way to not hear it.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Stadler on February 15, 2018, 01:30:26 PM
At least we're making progress - pronounced "proe-gress" - in this thread. 
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: El Barto on February 15, 2018, 01:38:59 PM
Pro-gress actually makes perfect sense. I give that point to the Brits.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: XJDenton on February 15, 2018, 02:01:00 PM
*Takes point*
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: XJDenton on February 15, 2018, 02:08:49 PM
Also, why are you b****rds discussing linguistics when I made a perfectly terrible pun on the previous page that has gone ignored?
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Stadler on February 15, 2018, 03:03:05 PM
I, for one, felt it stood on its own merits. :)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Phoenix87x on February 15, 2018, 07:14:40 PM
Priorities



(https://i.redd.it/q96vzgpk1c9y.jpg)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: El Barto on February 15, 2018, 07:31:24 PM
Eh, I'd probably have been looking at the girl behind her for my part.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: IDontNotDoThings on February 15, 2018, 08:00:49 PM
Also, why are you b****rds discussing linguistics when I made a perfectly terrible pun on the previous page that has gone ignored?

dON'T h**kin swaer
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Zydar on February 16, 2018, 02:30:04 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/k2f6s6T.jpg)

(https://i.imgur.com/QVEAGU9.jpg)

Carol!
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: BlobVanDam on February 16, 2018, 02:34:25 AM
Carol wanted to spice things up in the bedroom. Now she can't even see the bedroom. Always wear safety goggles.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Zydar on February 16, 2018, 03:40:38 AM
 :lol

Dammit Carol.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: IDontNotDoThings on February 16, 2018, 03:57:49 AM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DWEAfigXUAIMHUN.jpg:large)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Stadler on February 16, 2018, 07:53:23 AM
Friggin' Carol, man.  Women. 
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: jingle.boy on February 17, 2018, 10:46:46 AM
Someone attached bird food to a keyboard and connected it to a twitter account.  The posts were predictable

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Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Zydar on February 17, 2018, 11:20:59 AM
:lol
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Phoenix87x on February 19, 2018, 04:22:25 AM
(https://thumbs.gfycat.com/ExhaustedLawfulHapuku-max-14mb.gif)

The poor bastard, that expression alone is priceless  :lol




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Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Chino on February 19, 2018, 07:37:08 AM
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Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Chino on February 20, 2018, 12:00:21 PM
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Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Phoenix87x on February 20, 2018, 12:21:15 PM
That's awesome  :lol

And honestly, there's never anything simple about it :eyebrows:
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: lonestar on February 20, 2018, 01:52:19 PM
Dude is a legend...

https://www.boredpanda.com/funny-fake-book-covers-nyc-subway-prank-scott-rogowsky/ (https://www.boredpanda.com/funny-fake-book-covers-nyc-subway-prank-scott-rogowsky/)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: jingle.boy on February 20, 2018, 02:36:46 PM
Fan-fucking-tastic!
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: El Barto on February 20, 2018, 03:56:51 PM
That's awesome  :lol

And honestly, there's never anything simple about it :eyebrows:
I'm far from an expert on the subject, but wouldn't the first step be to lose the underwear? If you wanted to simply the act, that'd be a pretty good place to start.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: kingshmegland on February 20, 2018, 05:05:30 PM
That's awesome  :lol

And honestly, there's never anything simple about it :eyebrows:
I'm far from an expert on the subject, but wouldn't the first step be to lose the underwear? If you wanted to simply the act, that'd be a pretty good place to start.

Or rip them off.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: ZKX-2099 on February 20, 2018, 07:08:53 PM
That's awesome  :lol

And honestly, there's never anything simple about it :eyebrows:
I'm far from an expert on the subject, but wouldn't the first step be to lose the underwear? If you wanted to simply the act, that'd be a pretty good place to start.

It's all part of the dance, my friend.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Phoenix87x on February 21, 2018, 05:04:46 AM
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Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Stadler on February 21, 2018, 07:36:05 AM
Dude is a legend...

https://www.boredpanda.com/funny-fake-book-covers-nyc-subway-prank-scott-rogowsky/ (https://www.boredpanda.com/funny-fake-book-covers-nyc-subway-prank-scott-rogowsky/)

Some of those are hilarious.    That's my kind of humor.   I don't know how he keeps a straight face, though I imagine that's like catnip for some ladies; that woman looking at him with the "101 Penis Lengthening Tips" (On the go!) seemed to be pleasantly amused.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Orbert on February 21, 2018, 10:04:44 AM
It's a strange kind of humor.  You go out into the world and do things that you know (or presume) will get attention, but you yourself have to maintain composure, feign obliviousness to it all.  But secretly, you're getting off on how ridiculous it all is, and therein lies the humor.

I used to do a lot of stuff like that, just do wacky shit and chuckle to myself at the imagined responses.  Then I kinda got tired of never actually getting to see/hear those responses or even find out if there were any.  No real payoff, it seemed.  I was doing it for my own amusement, and I guess I just moved onto other things.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Zydar on February 22, 2018, 03:54:57 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/CoQ5lDr.gif)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Stadler on February 22, 2018, 05:51:03 AM
It's a strange kind of humor.  You go out into the world and do things that you know (or presume) will get attention, but you yourself have to maintain composure, feign obliviousness to it all.  But secretly, you're getting off on how ridiculous it all is, and therein lies the humor.

I used to do a lot of stuff like that, just do wacky shit and chuckle to myself at the imagined responses.  Then I kinda got tired of never actually getting to see/hear those responses or even find out if there were any.  No real payoff, it seemed.  I was doing it for my own amusement, and I guess I just moved onto other things.

You need to film EVERYTHING, like it seems this generation does.   I know I couldn't (I can't) live under that level of scrutiny. 
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: kingshmegland on February 22, 2018, 07:38:48 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/CoQ5lDr.gif)

Stealing this to sent it to my brother  lol
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: ? on February 22, 2018, 10:07:17 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/CoQ5lDr.gif)
:rollin
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Orbert on February 22, 2018, 10:22:16 AM
Godzilla on the right, but who's that on the left with the "broccoli"?
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: BlobVanDam on February 22, 2018, 11:04:57 AM
It's King Kong vs Godzilla, 1962.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Orbert on February 22, 2018, 11:18:09 AM
I thought so, but man, King Kong looks really bad.  I mean, these movies are all pretty campy, and there's no getting around the fact that they're guys in suits, but I've seen that one and didn't remember King Kong looking like a mud monster.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: BlobVanDam on February 22, 2018, 11:24:22 AM
Maybe it looked worse in particular here because it was an action shot, and also maybe the angle. Or maybe it just looks that shit throughout. Dudes in suits and all.
Besides the original, I haven't seen most of the pre-1985 Godzilla movies, but I've seen all of them after that. No King Kong in those though.  :-\
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: kingshmegland on February 22, 2018, 11:35:14 AM
I can never remember a movie with these 2 giant ape like monsters, one orange who ate people and another that protected people and they has a battle to the finish in the ocean at the end.  They had they loud chirp noise as well.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: BlobVanDam on February 22, 2018, 11:37:03 AM
Let me know when you figure out what it is, because I would watch that. :lol
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: kingshmegland on February 22, 2018, 11:40:28 AM
Let me know when you figure out what it is, because I would watch that. :lol

 :lol

I found it!!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_War_of_the_Gargantuas
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: bosk1 on February 22, 2018, 11:52:17 AM
Yeah, I remember seeing that one.  Good stuff.  :tup
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: BlobVanDam on February 22, 2018, 11:54:01 AM
Let me know when you figure out what it is, because I would watch that. :lol

 :lol

I found it!!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_War_of_the_Gargantuas

"The film is a sequel to the 1965 film Frankenstein Conquers the World"

:lol
I'm in, but obviously I'll have to watch the first movie so I know all of the finer plot points.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Orbert on February 22, 2018, 11:56:18 AM
Maybe it looked worse in particular here because it was an action shot, and also maybe the angle. Or maybe it just looks that shit throughout. Dudes in suits and all.
Besides the original, I haven't seen most of the pre-1985 Godzilla movies, but I've seen all of them after that. No King Kong in those though.  :-\

I'm the opposite, I suppose.  I've seen most of the old ones like Mothra, Gamora, Ghidorah, and of course the original Godzilla and the horrible Son of Godzilla, but the newer ones don't do much for me.  They're just generic monster movies and one of them is named Godzilla.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: BlobVanDam on February 22, 2018, 11:59:32 AM
Maybe it looked worse in particular here because it was an action shot, and also maybe the angle. Or maybe it just looks that shit throughout. Dudes in suits and all.
Besides the original, I haven't seen most of the pre-1985 Godzilla movies, but I've seen all of them after that. No King Kong in those though.  :-\

I'm the opposite, I suppose.  I've seen most of the old ones like Mothra, Gamora, Ghidorah, and of course the original Godzilla and the horrible Son of Godzilla, but the newer ones don't do much for me.  They're just generic monster movies and one of them is named Godzilla.

I don't see how they're much different to most of the 60s/70s ones (besides the original), it's just a different era. Well, the Millennium ones from Godzilla 2000 onwards are mostly pretty bad, but the Heisei era I will defend.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Chino on February 23, 2018, 07:17:56 AM
(https://i.redditmedia.com/BFNiFcthVWN0RR4r22WsRhfhzoP8KTXsxZrWBLS8NrQ.jpg?w=337&s=dcd9c7898244fcfefa0c8df86ef87c32)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Phoenix87x on February 23, 2018, 05:27:00 PM
Those dolls are getting crazy realistic.



Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: kingshmegland on February 23, 2018, 06:12:23 PM
Those dolls are getting crazy realistic.

Better looking than 80% of DTF's girls? Lol. My hand is cheaper.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: IDontNotDoThings on February 23, 2018, 06:14:39 PM
Those dolls are getting crazy realistic.

Better looking than 80% of DTF's girls? Lol. My hand is cheaper.

4 out of 5 people isn't that many  :hat
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: kingshmegland on February 23, 2018, 06:22:27 PM
Those dolls are getting crazy realistic.

Better looking than 80% of DTF's girls? Lol. My hand is cheaper.

4 out of 5 people isn't that many  :hat

 :lol.  Free Porn and 5 minutes and I'm good.


Yes, I'm old, lol
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: El Barto on February 23, 2018, 06:26:37 PM
Man, how demoralizing must it be cleaning one of those things up after you, um, finish with it.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: jingle.boy on February 23, 2018, 06:30:09 PM
Man, how demoralizing must it be cleaning one of those things up after you, um, finish with it.

You're supposed to clean them? 

BRB

:ontome:
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: kingshmegland on February 23, 2018, 06:31:05 PM
Man, how demoralizing must it be cleaning one of those things up after you, um, finish with it.

What, you don't like donut glaze? :lol
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Phoenix87x on February 23, 2018, 06:31:29 PM
Not only is the hand cheaper, but WAY less stress and way more satisfying honestly. With my ex I was constantly worried about the condom breaking, coming off or whatever. There was always that anxiety and I couldn't completely enjoy myself. And now a days, you have to have lawyer in the room to make sure you're not accused of anything and I'm not into show and tell  ;). None of that with the hand.

I don't know if I can ever bring myself to get a doll though. We'll see I guess. I'm not totally ruling it out, but as king said, the hand gets the job done and is fiscally responsible. So it really just comes down to cost/benefit analysis.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: kingshmegland on February 23, 2018, 06:33:54 PM
Not one did I worry about a condom breaking.  I was in the moment.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: jingle.boy on February 23, 2018, 06:34:42 PM
Not one did I worry about a condom breaking.  I was in the moment.

You WERE the moment
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: IDontNotDoThings on February 23, 2018, 06:36:05 PM
Not one did I worry about a condom breaking.  I was in the moment.

You WERE the moment

I didn't know king was the physical embodiment of time.


The more you know
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: kingshmegland on February 23, 2018, 06:37:57 PM
Chad is right. What is a condom? I have those up 26 years ago.  :lol
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: jingle.boy on February 23, 2018, 06:38:07 PM
Not one did I worry about a condom breaking.  I was in the moment.

You WERE the moment

I didn't know king was the physical embodiment of time.


The more you know

Knowing is 1/2 the battle.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: jingle.boy on February 23, 2018, 06:39:19 PM
Chad is right.

I'll take "Things Seldom Heard in the Jingle Household" for $400, Alex.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: kingshmegland on February 23, 2018, 06:40:20 PM
Not one did I worry about a condom breaking.  I was in the moment.

You WERE the moment

I didn't know king was the physical embodiment of time.


The more you know


It has a mind and a time traveling machine of it's own.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: kingshmegland on February 23, 2018, 06:40:56 PM
Chad is right.

I'll take "Things Seldom Heard in the Jingle Household" for $400, Alex.

Savor the moment.  *clink*
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Phoenix87x on February 24, 2018, 04:47:49 AM
(https://i.redditmedia.com/kjDH9odqIaQcTR9dvhGdMqKaXr2EKtac9hCo9kGKvcw.jpg?w=619&s=f153e1e58b16fd1cde955fbc4d0bc802)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: IDontNotDoThings on February 24, 2018, 05:00:53 AM
(https://i.redditmedia.com/kjDH9odqIaQcTR9dvhGdMqKaXr2EKtac9hCo9kGKvcw.jpg?w=619&s=f153e1e58b16fd1cde955fbc4d0bc802)

Original version:

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DHu0OZsWAAAg3wE.jpg)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Zydar on February 26, 2018, 06:18:19 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/o0FuHRB.jpg)

Wild dingo eating a shark. Australia. Not. Even. Once.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: IDontNotDoThings on February 26, 2018, 06:30:22 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/o0FuHRB.jpg)

Wild dingo eating a shark. Australia. Not. Even. Once.

How dare you insinuate that about our country.



Our wildlife is way tougher than that. Eating a shark? Pathetic.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Phoenix87x on February 28, 2018, 07:57:57 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/ZI4p4FA.jpg)

Boy I hope this one is fake, lol
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: MrBoom_shack-a-lack on February 28, 2018, 02:01:18 PM
Must be the most frustrating thing ever to have to fight with your own reflection, luckily few people reach a state like this guy:

https://gfycat.com/SparklingPeacefulAtlanticridleyturtle
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: jingle.boy on February 28, 2018, 02:27:51 PM
Damn... I hope he was hammered (then it's funny) and not due to some form of dementia (cuz then it's sad).
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: lonestar on February 28, 2018, 07:07:28 PM
I'm guessing dementia, mainly because even I've never been that hammered, and I'm in the drinking hall of fame.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: jingle.boy on February 28, 2018, 08:34:37 PM
I'm guessing dementia, mainly because even I've never been that hammered, and I'm in the drinking hall of fame.

Frst ballot?
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: El Barto on February 28, 2018, 09:56:11 PM
I'm going with hopped up on goofballs. Dude's got pretty good balance to be that drunk, and it doesn't look like dementia to me. I like that he was so courteous to his adversary, though. Twice he stepped aside and waved him on.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: TioJorge on February 28, 2018, 10:37:23 PM
I'm guessing dementia, mainly because even I've never been that hammered, and I'm in the drinking hall of fame.

I'll second the drinking part. If he's drunk then...forget side affects, life choices or alcoholism, that's just impressive on a scale of the human body's adaptivity.

I can't say I've seen someone with dementia act that way (two grandparents, now) but who knows. He doesn't look too old though, and it looks like some security of sorts hauls him off at the end so I'm gonna guess that he's fucked up on some serious stuff.

Didn't touch my funny bone one bit but it's interesting...
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Stadler on March 01, 2018, 07:01:42 AM
Am I way too cynical that I kinda think most of these things are fake?  Maybe not that guy in particular, but I think "viral videos" are such a thing now that there are enough people that aren't going to wait until the funny comes to them, they're going to go to the funny. 
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Chino on March 01, 2018, 07:08:08 AM
Am I way too cynical that I kinda think most of these things are fake?  Maybe not that guy in particular, but I think "viral videos" are such a thing now that there are enough people that aren't going to wait until the funny comes to them, they're going to go to the funny.

I don't know if you subscribe to Youtube channels or not, but I follow this really awesome guy called Captain Disillusion. He's a video making whiz who breaks down a lot of viral videos frame by frame and tears them apart. Turns out many of them are sponsored and created by studios for anywhere from $50K-$150K. There was a viral video a while ago that featured this guy doing all kinds of tricks with a tape measure at a construction site. It turns out a window company funded the filming of it and the CGI work ('twas fake) and just made sure one of their windows and logo was in every shot.

He does some really cool stuff. Check him out.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: sylvan on March 01, 2018, 09:06:23 AM
Am I way too cynical that I kinda think most of these things are fake?  Maybe not that guy in particular, but I think "viral videos" are such a thing now that there are enough people that aren't going to wait until the funny comes to them, they're going to go to the funny.

I don't know if you subscribe to Youtube channels or not, but I follow this really awesome guy called Captain Disillusion. He's a video making whiz who breaks down a lot of viral videos frame by frame and tearing them apart. Turns out many of them are sponsored and created by studios for anywhere from $50K-$150K. There was a viral video a while ago that featured this guy doing all kinds of tricks with a tape measure at a construction site. It turns out a window company funded the filming of it and the CGI work ('twas fake) and just made sure one of their windows and logo was in every shot.

He does some really cool stuff. Check him out.

God damn I really hate people sometimes. It was nice to see Instagram, or maybe it was the FCC or whatever, requiring people to disclose in their posts if they are a paid spokesperson for whatever product they are talking about. As opposed to pitching some face cream or whatever in the guise that they actually use it on their own accord.

I have been puzzled and gone on many a rant about creating viral content. I guess I'm just too old to get (at the ripe age of 33).
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: TioJorge on March 01, 2018, 11:42:43 AM
Am I way too cynical that I kinda think most of these things are fake?  Maybe not that guy in particular, but I think "viral videos" are such a thing now that there are enough people that aren't going to wait until the funny comes to them, they're going to go to the funny.

That definitely crossed my mind too. It looks pretty legit though with the way that the people around him are acting but...maybe they're doing just that, acting.

I wouldn't say it's cynical by today's standards. Though I struggle to think of how this would benefit any company, and this guy surely doesn't seem like the Youtube type, so that's where I threw the idea out.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Phoenix87x on March 01, 2018, 02:12:15 PM
(http://cdn.smosh.com/sites/default/files/ftpuploads/bloguploads/friendzone-fault-chump.jpg)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Zydar on March 02, 2018, 08:34:14 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/jmutH.jpg)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Phoenix87x on March 02, 2018, 12:17:53 PM
(https://pics.me.me/kron-kron4-news-kron4news-students-claim-square-root-symbol-looks-31171332.png)

http://www.miamiherald.com/article201604224.html
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Adami on March 02, 2018, 12:33:32 PM
At least we're finally getting to the root of gun violence. Looking it square in the face and saying that this no longer adds up.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: El Barto on March 02, 2018, 12:45:54 PM
Quote
“The student used extremely poor judgment in making the comment, but in light of the actual circumstances, there was clearly no evidence to support criminal charges,”

Uh, how 'bout there's no basis to support criminal charges. Christ, what if the kid's folks were lawful gun owners?
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Chino on March 05, 2018, 11:35:49 AM
(https://i.redditmedia.com/3mHky9gI_835yMf4450zSzq7A84ecTgH1JDoubq_xI0.jpg?w=409&s=5b1021d8a8cdca7f830653da02b4b3c1)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Orbert on March 05, 2018, 11:56:15 AM
Excellent!  :lol
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Phoenix87x on March 05, 2018, 04:36:35 PM
(https://i.redditmedia.com/9qSRwLSclabdPF2nxb8lBGz1o7InVFFjaJOT3IzFvB0.jpg?w=460&s=9c3d4d2bfcaafd4c86e257866e700b1e)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: TioJorge on March 05, 2018, 11:44:22 PM
That is so true for so many people and situations that it makes me wince.

A mental line drawn that almost no one like that can see or separate.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Stadler on March 06, 2018, 06:18:48 AM
You could easily put an arrow to the guy that says "Stadler" and an arrow to the girl that says "Mrs. Stadler". 
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Phoenix87x on March 06, 2018, 02:23:38 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/0YJLlqE.gif)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: AngelBack on March 06, 2018, 02:37:50 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/0YJLlqE.gif)


I sooo want this to be real.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Zydar on March 07, 2018, 05:40:05 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/dqsVv53.gif)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: jingle.boy on March 07, 2018, 05:49:38 AM
 :rollin :rollin
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Kwyjibo on March 07, 2018, 06:02:49 AM
But the birds don't seem too impressed.  ;D
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Podaar on March 07, 2018, 06:04:03 AM
I just had to pick Mrs. P up off of the floor after watching that! She's got tears running down her face.

 :lol
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: AngelBack on March 07, 2018, 07:26:15 AM
IF I had a 2 foot "trunk" I would act like that too.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Stadler on March 07, 2018, 08:21:21 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/0YJLlqE.gif)


I sooo want this to be real.

Me too.  That's a good one.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Adami on March 07, 2018, 08:24:55 AM
https://youtu.be/VcrwJXAGqwg
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Zydar on March 09, 2018, 03:40:26 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/22TyDJC.jpg)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Phoenix87x on March 09, 2018, 09:02:43 AM
^^^ that's amazing  :lol
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: kingshmegland on March 15, 2018, 02:12:40 PM
This is real.  I just took this picture at a Hallmark store.  No joke.

(https://imagizer.imageshack.com/v2/550x700q90/924/X1M4uP.jpg) (http://imageshack.com/f/poX1M4uPj)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: AngelBack on March 16, 2018, 06:00:54 AM
This is real.  I just took this picture at a Hallmark store.  No joke.

(https://imagizer.imageshack.com/v2/550x700q90/924/X1M4uP.jpg) (http://imageshack.com/f/poX1M4uPj)


Hallmark store?  Man-card in danger of revocation...... :)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: TioJorge on March 16, 2018, 06:39:52 AM
On the contrary, if you walk into a Hallmark with your head held high and your chest out and walk out the same after taking a picture of a stretchy phallic toy, your man card just went platinum.  :hat
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: kingshmegland on March 16, 2018, 06:49:38 AM
Should i make you feel bad that I was there to get a bereavement card for an employee who's father passed away?


Also, you've got to go there it you have a chick in your life.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: AngelBack on March 16, 2018, 07:17:01 AM
Should i make you feel bad that I was there to get a bereavement card for an employee who's father passed away?


Also, you've got to go there it you have a chick in your life.


Yikes.....carry on, I'll be over at the fabric store..
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: chknptpie on March 16, 2018, 07:27:15 AM
(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/85/25/29/852529f6dfac4ec8303656fbd75e72c9.jpg)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: kingshmegland on March 16, 2018, 07:28:36 AM
 :lol

Hey, all good.  Funny thing is my wife bought me a stainless steel cup for my beer in there that's kick ass.  It has a built in bottle opener.  I would never guess that would be in there.


As well as a banana stress relief toy.  Look at the hand placement! :lol
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Zydar on March 16, 2018, 07:29:04 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/UjNLfEJ.jpg)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: kingshmegland on March 16, 2018, 07:30:27 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/UjNLfEJ.jpg)

I've always wanted that on a Tee shirt.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: TioJorge on March 16, 2018, 09:13:04 AM
(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/85/25/29/852529f6dfac4ec8303656fbd75e72c9.jpg)

In 2018, there is no such thing as gender.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Orbert on March 16, 2018, 09:49:20 AM
I am not sexist.  I kinda like going to the Hallmark Store because the babes that work there are all smoking hot.


(Sorry, Tricia)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Stadler on March 16, 2018, 10:09:50 AM
I don't care for the "oppressive"; there's no need for that, but I struggle with the notion that somehow "gender roles" in and of themselves are bad.   I  mean, simple biology says that there are things that a woman can do that a man can't and vice versa, and more importantly, if you adhere to the "do your job" philosophy of leaders like Bill Belichick, that's to be celebrated and embraced, not rejected.   

I know in my house, there is NEVER the conversation of "that's a woman's job" or "that's a man's job".   But we DO have our tasks.  I am not allowed to touch laundry.  My wife steers clear of the cars.   But we both do the cleaning.   I do 95% of the cooking (I work out of the house, she works about 40 minutes from us; she has a hot, home-cooked meal waiting for her at least 4 nights per week).   She does 90% of the Christmas shopping and stuff.   

Now, I get that it's very easy to confuse "gender" and "sex" (characterizing the former as being more behavioral, the latter as being more biological) but still.  Research is still evolving; we know that some indications are that NUMBER of parents is more important than the sex/gender of the parents, but more research is necessary.  I do know that "memes" aren't the ticket to better understanding. 
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Orbert on March 16, 2018, 11:03:17 AM
I basically hate gender stereotypes, especially those that involve husband/wife roles and "duties", because in my house, they're reversed.  If something's broken, I fix it right away because I paid for the damned thing and I'm not getting anything out of it if it isn't working.  That's simple economics.  If she breaks something, it may take a while longer, but that's only because she doesn't tell me it needs fixing; I'm expected to use E.S.P. or just "notice" that it's broken and jump right on it.

If it were up to her, the house would never be clean.  I vacuum, I do the laundry, I do the dishwasher.  Why?  Because we have kids.  I lived in multiple situations with all male roommates before we got married; I have no problem living in an unclean house.  If my wife wants to live in a filthy house, I would probably let her, but since the kids also live there, I clean the house. 

And so on, and so on.  Fuck gender stereotypes and male/female roles.  Go with whatever works, and it's none of anyone else's damned business.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Adami on March 16, 2018, 12:12:04 PM
There's a weird misconception that if women do anything that falls under a stereotypical woman's role, it's bad and vice versa.

Truth is, as Orbert said, go with what works. If the girl is just really great a cooking and the dude sucks, then celebrate that. If the girl prefers doing the laundry because Stadler screws it up (like he does everything else in life), then celebrate that. The problem is when we're doing it BECAUSE of the stereotype and not because we want to. When a man tells a woman that she is supposed to cook/clean, that's not good. When a woman tells me a man he has to be good at fixing things, then that's an issue.

Like me. I love baking etc. So when I'm in a relationship, I'm usually doing the baking/cooking, and some of the cleaning. My girlfriend (when I have one) does other stuff. We do what we naturally do. Sometimes it conforms to stereotypes, other times it doesn't.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Orbert on March 16, 2018, 12:19:45 PM
I used to cook a lot more, earlier in our marriage.  I was a professional cook for years, and I like to cook.  Through forces beyond our control, I became the sole income, so it made sense that some roles and duties shift a bit.  She now does all the cooking, not because it's "her job" but because I'm at work all day and she's home.  It just makes sense that her contributions to the partnership take a different form.

(She still doesn't clean the house.  Whatever.  You choose your battles.)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: kingshmegland on March 16, 2018, 12:23:28 PM
It took a little time but my wife can now use the snow blower.  I borrowed my neighbor's wood splitter last year and she was enthralled with it.  I think she liked the power. :lol
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Stadler on March 16, 2018, 12:27:10 PM
The problem is when we're doing it BECAUSE of the stereotype and not because we want to. When a man tells a woman that she is supposed to cook/clean, that's not good. When a woman tells me a man he has to be good at fixing things, then that's an issue.


But I would argue that - absent just personal preference in what you're looking for in a mate - if a man is telling a woman that she is SUPPOSED to [insert ANYTHING] it's a problem.  When a woman tells me a man has to be good at [insert ANYTHING] it's a problem.  I don't know that it's necessarily tied to "gender stereotypes" as much as it is relationship power dynamics.  Maybe it's me, but I'm not looking for a "yes-woman" (except when asked about how huge I am) or a servant.  I want a PARTNER who's going to contribute to the relationship in the best possible way for her, for me, and for us.   
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Adami on March 16, 2018, 12:29:08 PM
The problem is when we're doing it BECAUSE of the stereotype and not because we want to. When a man tells a woman that she is supposed to cook/clean, that's not good. When a woman tells me a man he has to be good at fixing things, then that's an issue.


But I would argue that - absent just personal preference in what you're looking for in a mate - if a man is telling a woman that she is SUPPOSED to [insert ANYTHING] it's a problem.  When a woman tells me a man has to be good at [insert ANYTHING] it's a problem.  I don't know that it's necessarily tied to "gender stereotypes" as much as it is relationship power dynamics.  Maybe it's me, but I'm not looking for a "yes-woman" (except when asked about how huge I am) or a servant.  I want a PARTNER who's going to contribute to the relationship in the best possible way for her, for me, and for us.

Well yea, but we were discussing gender stereotypes, so it was in that context.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Stadler on March 16, 2018, 12:41:11 PM
The problem is when we're doing it BECAUSE of the stereotype and not because we want to. When a man tells a woman that she is supposed to cook/clean, that's not good. When a woman tells me a man he has to be good at fixing things, then that's an issue.


But I would argue that - absent just personal preference in what you're looking for in a mate - if a man is telling a woman that she is SUPPOSED to [insert ANYTHING] it's a problem.  When a woman tells me a man has to be good at [insert ANYTHING] it's a problem.  I don't know that it's necessarily tied to "gender stereotypes" as much as it is relationship power dynamics.  Maybe it's me, but I'm not looking for a "yes-woman" (except when asked about how huge I am) or a servant.  I want a PARTNER who's going to contribute to the relationship in the best possible way for her, for me, and for us.

Well yea, but we were discussing gender stereotypes, so it was in that context.

See, I screwed that up too. 
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Adami on March 16, 2018, 12:41:47 PM
I completely disagree. You did beautifully.


Dammit, what?
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Stadler on March 16, 2018, 12:48:01 PM
I completely disagree. You did beautifully.


Dammit, what?

Crazy like a fox.  Adami: checkers. Stadler: chess.

:)    :-*
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Adami on March 16, 2018, 12:49:01 PM
More like Stadler: Chess. Adami: 3D chess from Star Trek.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: IDontNotDoThings on March 16, 2018, 05:14:49 PM
(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/85/25/29/852529f6dfac4ec8303656fbd75e72c9.jpg)

In 2018, there is no such thing as gender.

 :hat
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: TioJorge on March 17, 2018, 02:29:48 AM
 :metal
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: ReaperKK on March 17, 2018, 06:26:11 AM
Damnit guys I came here to laugh, not to think!
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: jingle.boy on March 17, 2018, 07:08:34 AM
Damnit guys I came here to laugh, not to think!

"Stadler was here"
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: lonestar on March 17, 2018, 11:55:18 AM
Seriously...sucked the funny right out of it...
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Zydar on March 17, 2018, 12:01:00 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/7R1CybM.jpg)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: kingshmegland on March 17, 2018, 09:45:25 PM
 :rollin
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: lonestar on March 17, 2018, 09:57:45 PM
So good... Stealing...
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Zydar on March 18, 2018, 12:09:18 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/et8tEMu.jpg)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Cool Chris on March 18, 2018, 12:22:18 PM
I was thinking more 'Introduction to Jazz.'
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Phoenix87x on March 18, 2018, 03:23:39 PM
That's hilarious Zydar  :lol  Good one
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: AngelBack on March 19, 2018, 05:55:54 AM
I"ll take "oppressive gender stereotypes for 200 Alex"....never mind, see previous page.....
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: XJDenton on March 19, 2018, 06:45:01 AM
(http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y178/XJDenton/wickthanos.png)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: TioJorge on March 19, 2018, 11:07:59 AM
Oh my god  :rollin

John Wick would legit do pretty well on the team. I could see him teaming up with Black Widow.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: T-ski on March 20, 2018, 03:18:53 PM
(http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y178/XJDenton/wickthanos.png)

better version...

(http://gagnova.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/john-wick-will-kill-thanos-with-a-pencil-with-a-fng-pencil.jpg)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Nekov on March 21, 2018, 06:21:14 AM
:clap:
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: sylvan on March 21, 2018, 06:29:02 AM
So now I'm confused which one of those came first. If the comic strip came first, then some poor fool that wants to leave his mark on the meme game decided to transcribe the dialogue from the comic into this much funnier format, and attach a picture of Key or Peele (what, I'm supposed to know which is which?) to really drive home the funny. Or the meme came first, and some poor fool thought it was something worthy of a true representation in comic form, thus making an internet meme inspiring...  :facepalm:
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: bosk1 on March 21, 2018, 08:18:46 AM
Overthinkin' it, dude.  Just drop a :rollin and move on.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: sylvan on March 21, 2018, 08:39:10 AM
Overthinkin' it, dude.  Just drop a :rollin and move on.

Something something Neo in that cat movie LOLZ  :rollin

 :biggrin:
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: bosk1 on March 21, 2018, 08:44:39 AM
:lol
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Stadler on March 21, 2018, 08:45:06 AM
Overthinkin' it, dude.  Just drop a :rollin and move on.

The ":rollin" would require it to be funny, though, no?  :)  ;)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: rumborak on March 22, 2018, 10:10:15 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/et8tEMu.jpg)

Random comment, that's what the last 2 years of my Master's was about, seriously.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: kingshmegland on March 22, 2018, 10:16:55 AM
So you have your degree in Women.  Good luck there. :lol
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Nick on March 22, 2018, 10:26:20 AM
So you have your degree in Women.  Good luck there. :lol

I'd hate to see the continuing education required to keep current.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: El Barto on March 22, 2018, 10:33:17 AM
So you have your degree in Women.  Good luck there. :lol

I'd hate to see the continuing education required to keep current.
What about the cost of keeping up with the textbook? Introduction to Female Psychology v37.446(3/3/18c)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Phoenix87x on March 22, 2018, 10:41:09 AM
(http://www.dumpaday.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/funny-men-vs-women-buttons.jpg)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Nick on March 22, 2018, 12:06:15 PM
Firstly, I couldn't imagine making a post like this on Facebook, and I couldn't pull the trigger on my reply, but I really wanted to.

(http://www.wpapu.com/images/FB01.jpg)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: cramx3 on March 22, 2018, 12:08:15 PM
 :lol
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Nekov on March 22, 2018, 12:13:11 PM
 :rollin
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Orbert on March 22, 2018, 04:13:37 PM
Sometimes you can go for it.  Depends on how much you like the person who posted it, whether or not they deserved it, how much you give a shit about what others think, or any number of other factors.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: XJDenton on March 23, 2018, 04:02:12 AM
Overthinkin' it, dude.  Just drop a :rollin and move on.

The ":rollin" would require it to be funny, though, no?  :)  ;)

(https://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/english51.gif)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Zydar on March 23, 2018, 08:57:38 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/9eQ1J1q.jpg)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: lonestar on March 23, 2018, 01:52:32 PM
 :tup
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: ReaperKK on March 23, 2018, 06:55:37 PM
:lol I love youdontsurf memes
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: ? on March 24, 2018, 04:32:43 AM
Prog Rock Bands Portrayed by Spongebob (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=99Ua4ZbQHrk)

That last one... :rollin
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Sacul on March 24, 2018, 03:39:44 PM
HOWTOBASIC FACE REVEAL
https://youtu.be/JSXGagNzNLw


Holy shit this is fucking awesome  :rollin
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Zydar on March 28, 2018, 06:17:12 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/y5D9THO.jpg)


(https://i.imgur.com/2oXpuFa.jpg)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Phoenix87x on March 28, 2018, 08:20:35 AM
Those are great  :lol
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: El Barto on March 28, 2018, 08:47:55 AM
Wow. I used to date one of those candles.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Stadler on March 28, 2018, 08:56:53 AM
A good friend of mine had a picture of cupcakes that were frosted in such a way as to give the same effect.   It was awesome.   
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Zydar on March 29, 2018, 03:21:11 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/VkmPw.jpg)


(https://i.imgur.com/ph4TKDK.gif)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: gmillerdrake on March 29, 2018, 01:49:48 PM
Don't know exactly where to put this....but it's "funny" how accurate it is. Written on 12/20/1999


(https://i.imgur.com/H9wUHPV.jpg)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Orbert on March 29, 2018, 04:04:51 PM
Not bad.

My friend Ken was telling me one time about a conversation he had back in the 80's, when CDs were first coming out and 5.25" floppies were giving way to 3.5" disks that held twice as much.

He said that one day, you'll have a computer chip with your entire music collection on it, and some kind of thing that can play it.  Ken then held up his iPod with a 32GB SSD, basically a chip, for emphasis.  At only 32GB, it wasn't his entire collection, but for a lot of people I'm sure it's plenty.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: cramx3 on March 30, 2018, 01:24:22 PM
Moore's Law
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Orbert on March 30, 2018, 01:45:31 PM
Yep.

I've always been a sci-fi nerd, and recently having been re-reading some of my faves from Asimov and others.  It's always impressive how many "visions of the future" have come to pass, and just as impressive (in a humorous way) how many "misses" there are.  Characters from stories written in the 1950's have viewers at home upon which they can watch their favorite "bookfilms".  A hit for predicting home video, and a miss for not realizing that film would not be the medium at that point.  For that matter, The Jetsons had videoteleconferencing.  The only "miss" was that it's an upgrade of the phone, not their PC, although that line gets blurrier all the time, too.

In 1999, PDAs were hot, cell phones were gaining traction, and personal audio players had already been around a while.  It wouldn't really have been a stretch to imagine them all being combined in a single device, but the level of detail this guy got is pretty impressive.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: El Barto on March 31, 2018, 12:49:50 PM
Don't know exactly where to put this....but it's "funny" how accurate it is. Written on 12/20/1999


(https://i.imgur.com/H9wUHPV.jpg)
I can't find the original interview, but in 1973 James Burke predicted that every child would have their own computer allowing them to connect with all the information of the world. Much more prescient, he predicted that massive databanks would collect everybody's personal information, concurrent with a change in society where people were quite happy to give up all of their personal details for the sake of convenience and interconnectedness.  The dude not only predicted personal computers but the internet and Facebook, with their resulting change in behaviors.

So take that, David Garrold!
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: MrBoom_shack-a-lack on March 31, 2018, 03:50:06 PM
Ok some might not find this funny so be aware.

https://youtu.be/5I3iNr1myG4

That almost cartoony scream followed by "Thanks alot" made me chuckle quite a bit. He's alright though, nothing happend but some scratches. It just sounds way worse.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: TioJorge on March 31, 2018, 04:20:30 PM
Jesus fuck.  :rollin :lol

That's great. Only because it wasn't bad at all though. Truly sounds like a torture scene in a hollywood film if not for the THANKS ALOT.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: MrBoom_shack-a-lack on March 31, 2018, 04:24:15 PM
Yea that's what made it so funny to me, the "thanks alot" sounded so out of place.  :lol
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: El Barto on March 31, 2018, 04:53:41 PM
Ok some might not find this funny so be aware.

https://youtu.be/5I3iNr1myG4

That almost cartoony scream followed by "Thanks alot" made me chuckle quite a bit. He's alright though, nothing happend but some scratches. It just sounds way worse.
Yeah, I'm removing either the audio or the explanation that he wasn't actually hurt. Maybe change it to a compound fracture of the tibia or something.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: lonestar on March 31, 2018, 09:17:43 PM
That voice is quite priceless. On a sidenote, people who cut the corner like that have been my pet peeve the last few weeks driving, had a few almost clip my front. Very annoying...
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: lonestar on March 31, 2018, 09:54:56 PM
I need to buy this guy a beer....


Chef butchers deer in counter protest to vegans protesting at his restaurant...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hukI0pxDqmo (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hukI0pxDqmo)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: jingle.boy on April 01, 2018, 05:55:04 AM
I need to buy this guy a beer....


Chef butchers deer in counter protest to vegans protesting at his restaurant...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hukI0pxDqmo (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hukI0pxDqmo)

Brilliant!  "She felt Hunter had been taunting the group"

(https://media.makeameme.org/created/ya-think.jpg)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: kingshmegland on April 01, 2018, 06:02:22 AM
Did a robot read that report? Lol
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Phoenix87x on April 01, 2018, 02:39:19 PM
(https://i.redditmedia.com/dF91XBOM81rCbkZpAtjy_5e1vb3k8M2XDuk_h2X4lAc.jpg?w=571&s=661d3372aba6f4e839f67e7d219ee38a)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: ReaperKK on April 01, 2018, 04:56:18 PM
That's hilarious :lol

When I worked in hospitality people would love to try and extort free stuff out of us by threatening to give a bad review. I have 4200 reservations a month, take your review and shove it up your ass.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: TioJorge on April 01, 2018, 06:24:22 PM
YES. Love it.  :heart

I say this knowing that I might offend someone and need to let it be known that not a single shit is given, so please use your chainmail if your skin is tracing-paper-thin.

Anyone that uses any kind of umbrella encompassing consumer review site (Yelp, Trip Advisor, etc.) as anything more than a very quick, skewed overview (from a long distance) of a restaurant (barring few exceptions, less than most circumstances, but they exist, both on the good side and bad) is a doofus dingus. Anyone that reviews the restaurant on said sites as if they're the most world renowned connoisseur writing a review for *insert highly popular foodie mag/blog/whatever* is a connoisseur indeed...of ass eating.

I see so many reviews that are filled with misinformation (it's truly incredible to read someone's pompous as all hell review and in the same review they talk about a red wine, calling it a Pinot Grigio), flat out cuntyness, and straight up ignorance; sometimes the polar opposite by giving a great review for the wrong reasons, like that they got a meal comped off because it was shit and then gave it five stars for the manager doing so. It's 99% steaming bullshit and 1% legit, unbiased, useful information. It's probably less than 1%. If you know how to read them and what you're reading, it can be good. Most people don't, and most use it as a pedestal to make themselves feel like they're not tiny ants instead of giving an actual review. It's great when you read a good review though; but that's like trying to find a needle in a...cesspool. That has zombies piranhas that are trying to eat you all the while. And the ground outside of the cesspool is lava. And then you found out the ruler of this cesspool-lava-land kingdom is O'doyl.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Zydar on April 04, 2018, 02:31:37 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/YrrMS7B.gif)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: ReaperKK on April 04, 2018, 04:47:58 AM
fuck, that fish is cooler than I'll ever be
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Kwyjibo on April 04, 2018, 05:14:35 AM
This is extremely cool.

Never knew that fish could be trained at all, so a part of me wants to cry "fake".
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Chino on April 04, 2018, 06:06:31 AM
(https://i.redditmedia.com/Io4MytwGZhMlNuxXeyrQfNYZ2tLhCprhhA3J6os8rt4.jpg?w=419&s=5846a21e5a053e7b0adfe9dc3c8a665c)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: floydian1975 on April 04, 2018, 06:18:38 AM
Took me a while to get it ... I was ... distracted ...
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: BlobVanDam on April 04, 2018, 06:25:12 AM
I thought the joke was that they cropped out the fat friend. Took me forever to notice what was up. :lol
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: AngelBack on April 04, 2018, 07:02:40 AM
Guess I'm slow today......is it the resemblance to a certain Christmas gift song?
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Chino on April 04, 2018, 07:04:39 AM
Guess I'm slow today......is it the resemblance to a certain Christmas gift song?

I'm Dreaming of a White Christmas?
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: AngelBack on April 04, 2018, 07:13:01 AM
Guess I'm slow today......is it the resemblance to a certain Christmas gift song?

I'm Dreaming of a White Christmas?

Contest_Sanity, this is not P/R :biggrin:
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: bosk1 on April 04, 2018, 08:11:22 AM
I still don't get it.  ???
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: El Barto on April 04, 2018, 08:14:24 AM
No idea what the humor is but I wholeheartedly approve of the gal on the left.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Stadler on April 04, 2018, 08:17:01 AM
This is extremely cool.

Never knew that fish could be trained at all, so a part of me wants to cry "fake".

I think it's less about "training" than setting up the circumstance to accommodate the natural behavior of the fish.   My opinion only. 
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Stadler on April 04, 2018, 08:23:17 AM
I don't get the humor either, but a) I agree with el Barto, b) the girl on the right looks a lot like my ex-wife (albeit 25 years ago) and c) all the dudes in the back seem to be the same guy.  That still doesn't explain the joke, but still...
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Chino on April 04, 2018, 08:24:54 AM
I don't get the humor either, but a) I agree with el Barto, b) the girl on the right looks a lot like my ex-wife (albeit 25 years ago) and c) all the dudes in the back seem to be the same guy.  That still doesn't explain the joke, but still...

That is the joke. Most people don't notice because ass.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Stadler on April 04, 2018, 08:26:49 AM
I don't get the humor either, but a) I agree with el Barto, b) the girl on the right looks a lot like my ex-wife (albeit 25 years ago) and c) all the dudes in the back seem to be the same guy.  That still doesn't explain the joke, but still...

That is the joke. Most people don't notice because ass.

The way it should be!!   :)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: El Barto on April 04, 2018, 09:11:07 AM
I noticed something odd about them, but that didn't click. I was actually thinking the joke had something to do with the guy dry-humping the girl in front.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: cramx3 on April 04, 2018, 09:22:54 AM
I noticed something odd about them, but that didn't click. I was actually thinking the joke had something to do with the guy dry-humping the girl in front.

Yea I was focusing on that at first, thought maybe he was stealing the purse (since there was a similar popular picture floating around like that).
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Cool Chris on April 04, 2018, 01:38:09 PM
That is one of the more ridiculous ways I've seen someone pose for a picture
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Phoenix87x on April 04, 2018, 05:40:00 PM
Chino, that is genius.

I absolutely would have never had gotten it, except that I was looking for it since it was in the funny thread. Amazing
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Zydar on April 05, 2018, 05:56:12 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/Q2zpB.jpg)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Nekov on April 05, 2018, 06:20:23 AM
A little racist but still  :lol
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: lonestar on April 05, 2018, 06:35:55 AM
So what's the button for? Asking for a friend...
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Zydar on April 05, 2018, 06:40:27 AM
I am guessing it has something to do with social media? Shortcut for Facebook or Twitter.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: kingshmegland on April 05, 2018, 07:14:58 AM
It's a shortcut to your favorite boy bands RJ.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Orbert on April 05, 2018, 07:33:16 AM
A little racist but still  :lol

A little?

(I still laughed)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Nekov on April 05, 2018, 07:39:51 AM
It's a shortcut to your favorite boy bands RJ.

Could also be a shortcut to a very specific kind of pron site...
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Stadler on April 05, 2018, 07:41:59 AM
A little racist but still  :lol

A little?

(I still laughed)

Why is it racist?  He's describing one interpretation of the button.  To my knowledge, he didn't create and/or paint the button.   
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: BlobVanDam on April 05, 2018, 07:47:52 AM
A little racist but still  :lol

A little?

(I still laughed)

Why is it racist?  He's describing one interpretation of the button.  To my knowledge, he didn't create and/or paint the button.   

But he is implying that black people are going to steal his property. Nothing in the button graphic implies theft, that's his implication, presumably based on skin colour.
Which is kind of the joke.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Nekov on April 05, 2018, 07:50:37 AM
Why is it racist?  He's describing one interpretation of the button.  To my knowledge, he didn't create and/or paint the button.

Always being the life of the party....  :|

But since you asked, his first thought when he sees 2 black guys behind a white guy is theft. Immediately associating skin color with crime is a bit racist.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: jingle.boy on April 05, 2018, 07:58:47 AM
Stadler, you should update your Avatar tagline to "sucking humour out of the humour threads since 2017"  :lol
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Stadler on April 05, 2018, 09:04:44 AM
I'm calling for Robert Mueller to shift the focus of his investigation to finding the humor that is allegedly here.   :) 

But seriously, not sure how someone pointing out "racism!" doesn't deflate the balloon already.   I'm just piling on at that point.  Whatevs. 
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Phoenix87x on April 06, 2018, 05:55:12 AM
oh my god, Japanese commercials  :lol

This one has LONG LONG MAN

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZsJyCyGBSI
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Chino on April 06, 2018, 01:07:45 PM
(https://i.redditmedia.com/B-oxz2Njqsj6CF8qbkIIozF77xCaK3fz8uMlwZvGBg0.jpg?w=432&s=faa88559e3bcc82c1145a99779b0b9e8)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: jingle.boy on April 06, 2018, 01:08:55 PM
No doubt sold by Ed Pinkly
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: El Barto on April 06, 2018, 02:22:48 PM
oh my god, Japanese commercials  :lol

This one has LONG LONG MAN

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZsJyCyGBSI
Not the direction I was wanting that to go.

Long Man bears a resemblance to Charles "Mandom" Bronson. No where near as cool, though.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XEqA84R0lYU
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Ben_Jamin on April 06, 2018, 04:30:59 PM
I'm calling for Robert Mueller to shift the focus of his investigation to finding the humor that is allegedly here.   :) 

But seriously, not sure how someone pointing out "racism!" doesn't deflate the balloon already.   I'm just piling on at that point.  Whatevs.

I am serious...but for real. Its funny how you always post in the funny threads only to suck out the funny.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: XJDenton on April 07, 2018, 03:17:17 PM
(https://i.redditmedia.com/B-oxz2Njqsj6CF8qbkIIozF77xCaK3fz8uMlwZvGBg0.jpg?w=432&s=faa88559e3bcc82c1145a99779b0b9e8)

Surprised they found this to be honest.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: sylvan on April 07, 2018, 03:47:54 PM
Surprised they found this to be honest.

I'm still not sold that it actually exists. I'm gonna need some more evidence.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: ZKX-2099 on April 07, 2018, 04:20:45 PM
(https://i.redditmedia.com/B-oxz2Njqsj6CF8qbkIIozF77xCaK3fz8uMlwZvGBg0.jpg?w=432&s=faa88559e3bcc82c1145a99779b0b9e8)

Should I assume on the basis of it being able to fit 4 that it's your moms?
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: MrBoom_shack-a-lack on April 07, 2018, 04:48:19 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZBo2wBH0zE&feature=youtu.be
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Stadler on April 07, 2018, 07:42:49 PM
I'm calling for Robert Mueller to shift the focus of his investigation to finding the humor that is allegedly here.   :) 

But seriously, not sure how someone pointing out "racism!" doesn't deflate the balloon already.   I'm just piling on at that point.  Whatevs.

I am serious...but for real. Its funny how you always post in the funny threads only to suck out the funny.

That was my version of funny. I thought that first line was hilarious. I laughed out loud as I typed it.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Zydar on April 09, 2018, 07:37:02 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/KqyLyCG.jpg)


(https://i.imgur.com/gF8dbEw.jpg)


(https://i.imgur.com/KqWqcnZ.jpg)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: MrBoom_shack-a-lack on April 15, 2018, 06:51:48 PM
Learning to swim from John Wayne (https://youtu.be/kT2KROiSXDg)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Chino on April 16, 2018, 09:33:16 AM
(https://i.redditmedia.com/gbpdRHFbsz8B_Bdq0QQ6vQ7iU7F65vOSJ15U4CjXGXw.jpg?w=800&s=0a00b66466fffa1783fd3df9f12db5f7)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Sacul on April 16, 2018, 10:16:00 AM
Gojira fans in their natural environment  :P
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: JayOctavarium on April 16, 2018, 10:18:22 AM
Gojira fans in their natural environment  :P

I RESEMBLE THAT REMARK.

Wait...
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Zydar on April 17, 2018, 02:56:19 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/XqeKiES.jpg)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Tick on April 18, 2018, 08:39:16 AM
(https://scontent.fbed1-2.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/30725510_10204780442266972_124300042923147264_n.jpg?_nc_cat=0&oh=9b77eeab20bb75e8f5e872d47182e6b6&oe=5B6C4841)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Orbert on April 23, 2018, 06:42:42 AM
(https://imgur.com/6B3o1Aw.jpg)



(https://imgur.com/JKM4MTZ.jpg)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Kwyjibo on April 23, 2018, 07:20:52 AM
(https://imgur.com/6B3o1Aw.jpg)

 ;D ;D ;D :biggrin: :lol :mehlin
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: jingle.boy on April 23, 2018, 08:08:18 AM
Must be Fargo, ND.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Stadler on April 23, 2018, 08:35:43 AM
I love that hearse; it looks like it was pieced together in someone's back yard body shop.  Love the huge picture window in the back.  ;)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Zydar on April 24, 2018, 12:07:21 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/6J0gPTE.jpg)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: El Barto on April 24, 2018, 12:50:38 PM
That really made me  :rollin
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: bosk1 on April 24, 2018, 01:03:28 PM
Me too.  In no small part due to the girls' expressions. 
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Ben_Jamin on April 24, 2018, 01:08:30 PM
Me too.  In no small part due to the girls' expressions. 

Its the guy on the left that made me laugh. Being overdramatic in a way..."I'm dying."
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: JayOctavarium on April 24, 2018, 01:16:38 PM
I just choked on my soda.

:rollin
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Phoenix87x on April 24, 2018, 01:19:20 PM
That's pretty hilarious.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: jingle.boy on April 24, 2018, 02:15:46 PM
Would've been better if it was "sammiches"
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: kingshmegland on April 24, 2018, 02:56:58 PM
(https://imagizer.imageshack.com/v2/750x500q90/924/rXGksR.png) (http://imageshack.com/f/porXGksRp)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Orbert on April 25, 2018, 05:30:04 AM
(https://imgur.com/pJnixlL.jpg)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: BlobVanDam on April 25, 2018, 08:59:07 AM
Nice. The only one I can't figure out is the skeletons.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: bosk1 on April 25, 2018, 09:01:24 AM
Grateful Dead

Is #1 The Birds or The Black Crows?  I guess either works.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Nekov on April 25, 2018, 09:02:56 AM
Nice. The only one I can't figure out is the skeletons.

Same here, can't figure that one out. Sounds brittish given the amount of thank yous in there....

Ninja'd by bosk. First one is counting crows
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: BlobVanDam on April 25, 2018, 09:05:57 AM
Grateful Dead

Thanks. I was too focused on the specifics of flowers and skeletons. :lol
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Ben_Jamin on April 25, 2018, 09:18:29 AM
Took me awhile to get the last one....Duh, its The Doors.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: AngelBack on April 25, 2018, 09:19:17 AM
Grateful Dead

Is #1 The Birds or The Black Crows?  I guess either works.

Counting Crows I believe.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: jingle.boy on April 25, 2018, 09:29:29 AM
Just not sure why there are four classic 60s/70s bands, then 2 from 80s/90s.  Threw me off with the Def Leppard one - cuz I was thinking something 'classic' to do with Leopard.

Whatever... mildly humourous.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: bosk1 on April 25, 2018, 10:21:51 AM
First one is counting crows

Ah, yeah that one makes more sense.  Thanks.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: MrBoom_shack-a-lack on April 25, 2018, 11:08:28 AM
Oh that's a great thread game btw! :laugh:
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Nekov on April 25, 2018, 11:24:46 AM
Oh that's a great thread game btw! :laugh:

Someone needs to start it.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: lonestar on April 25, 2018, 11:50:09 AM
Oh that's a great thread game btw! :laugh:

Someone needs to start it.

MS paint thread v. guess the band...
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: jingle.boy on April 25, 2018, 12:17:00 PM
Oh that's a great thread game btw! :laugh:

Someone needs to start it.

MS paint thread v. guess the band...

Except MS discontinued Paint.

 :tdwn :|
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Orbert on April 25, 2018, 01:36:25 PM
I have Windows 10 and it has Paint.  Isn't 10 the latest version of Windows?
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: cramx3 on April 25, 2018, 01:39:47 PM
It's still available and will be, just not actively being updated anymore I believe.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Orbert on April 25, 2018, 01:50:23 PM
Not sure what the issue is, then.  I still use Paint all the time.  99% of the time it's just to crop a picture or something, but it's still fully functional as far as I know.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: jingle.boy on April 25, 2018, 01:55:20 PM
Not sure what the issue is, then.  I still use Paint all the time.  99% of the time it's just to crop a picture or something, but it's still fully functional as far as I know.

Except for those of us that use (wisely) Mac.   :biggrin:
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Orbert on April 25, 2018, 02:16:53 PM
So what you're saying is that you don't actually know shit about Windows and your comment about Paint not being supported -- easily disproven -- was really just another weakly attempted slam at Microsoft Windows from a Mac Elitist Snob?  Is that what you're saying?  Because that's what it sounds like.

 :biggrin:
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: JayOctavarium on April 25, 2018, 02:24:56 PM
So what you're saying is that you don't actually know shit about Windows and your comment about Paint not being supported -- easily disproven -- was really just another weakly attempted slam at Microsoft Windows from a Mac Elitist Snob?  Is that what you're saying?  Because that's what it sounds like.

 :biggrin:

YEA WHAT HE SAID!

Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Nekov on April 25, 2018, 02:26:12 PM
Well, technically he is correct. MS decided to discontinue paint but, after the users complained, they brought it back
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Sacul on April 25, 2018, 02:26:50 PM
Linux master race :neverusethis:
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: jingle.boy on April 25, 2018, 04:44:54 PM
Well, technically he is correct. MS decided to discontinue paint but, after the users complained, they brought it back

^ That's what I'm saying.  That MS users are a bunch of whiny wusses that can't adapt or progress, so the company caved in - and I hadn't heard that news.

 :biggrin:
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: TioJorge on April 25, 2018, 11:43:39 PM
Chisel and stone master race, fuck y'all techie NERDS.








 :metal :metal :metal :metal :metal
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: XJDenton on April 26, 2018, 05:21:08 AM
^ That's what I'm saying.  That MS users are a bunch of whiny wusses that can't adapt or progress,

Well apple did always have a funny definition of progress where removing features and hardware was considered "progress".
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: cramx3 on April 26, 2018, 07:32:37 AM
Well, technically he is correct. MS decided to discontinue paint but, after the users complained, they brought it back

^ That's what I'm saying.  That MS users are a bunch of whiny wusses that can't adapt or progress, so the company caved in - and I hadn't heard that news.

 :biggrin:

MS created paint 3d which was a progressed version of paint.  But paint is just so simple and easy for the basics that it makes little sense to remove it. 
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Orbert on April 26, 2018, 11:00:24 AM
Paint 3D blows.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: jingle.boy on April 26, 2018, 11:25:45 AM
Paint 3D blows.

Elitist snob!   :lol
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: cramx3 on April 26, 2018, 11:26:29 AM
 :lol
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: gmillerdrake on April 26, 2018, 12:55:13 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/8nHoU5c.jpg)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: BlobVanDam on April 26, 2018, 12:57:06 PM
That is one fucking awful Photoshop. :lol
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: cramx3 on April 26, 2018, 01:30:30 PM
true but still  :lol
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Zydar on April 27, 2018, 07:39:34 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/ACCrCNi.jpg)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Nekov on April 27, 2018, 07:55:49 AM
 :lol
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: cramx3 on April 27, 2018, 08:16:32 AM
 :lol
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Orbert on April 27, 2018, 11:14:10 AM
"Do you fancy..."?  Must be British.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Zydar on April 28, 2018, 03:23:56 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/Rk23DoW.png)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Orbert on April 28, 2018, 10:30:03 PM
(https://imgur.com/wlEFgu2.gif)

From this page: Birds With Human Arms (https://www.eatliver.com/armed-and-dangerous/)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: lonestar on April 29, 2018, 12:04:58 AM
(https://imgur.com/wlEFgu2.gif)

From this page: Birds With Human Arms (https://www.eatliver.com/armed-and-dangerous/)


Dude, I lost it on this one...

(https://eatliver.b-cdn.net/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/funny-birds17.gif)

Took me a second before I realized what the bird was a reference to, then lulz were had.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: jingle.boy on April 29, 2018, 06:06:25 AM
Farting in his general direction.  :lol
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Orbert on April 29, 2018, 06:39:16 AM
I was laughing at that one so hard, it took me a while to realize that nothing else is moving; neither the bird nor the cat, just the arms.  :lol
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: ? on April 29, 2018, 11:48:32 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/X3V8ssB.jpg)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: El Barto on April 29, 2018, 03:09:37 PM
 :lol
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: SystematicThought on April 29, 2018, 08:54:00 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_xCwmphSdEE (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_xCwmphSdEE)
Another lesson regarding the importance of punctuation. Especially when you're reporting the news.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Elite on April 30, 2018, 02:25:07 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/Rk23DoW.png)


My God :lol
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Zydar on April 30, 2018, 02:32:47 AM
It's stuck in your head now, congrats :lol
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: ? on April 30, 2018, 08:55:45 AM
Taken from an FB group:

(https://scontent-arn2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/31676660_10155720291979195_3650120866556684410_n.jpg?_nc_cat=0&oh=76aa6b79c47dc749f1ff4fbe1027eb24&oe=5B527541)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Orbert on May 01, 2018, 10:02:54 AM
Nice!
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Orbert on May 01, 2018, 10:03:17 AM
(https://imgur.com/Evo4eLB.jpg)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Orbert on May 04, 2018, 03:11:17 PM
Not really "funny" but I couldn't think of anywhere else to put it.  I'm old enough to remember a time before home computers, for the simple fact that computers were huge, room-filling appliances that cost tens of thousands, or hundreds of thousands or even millions, and the idea of a "home" computer was stupid.  What would you need it for?

Anyway:

(https://imgur.com/mBaDqlQ.jpg)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: rumborak on May 04, 2018, 08:05:23 PM
My mom used to call the Commodore 64 I had a toy and a waste of my time :lol
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Orbert on May 04, 2018, 09:12:28 PM
We never had a PC when I was growing up, but my buddy Chris has a TRS-80 ("trash eighty") which was fun to mess with.  It came with a handful of BASIC programs which, if you typed them in, could run some simple games.  But we had the source code, which meant we could mess around with it, experiment, and see what happened.  We taught ourselves some BASIC, really, and this was in 7th grade back in the 70's.  There might have been some colleges offering BASIC programming classes, but sure as hell no high schools at the time, at least in Lansing, Michigan, let alone junior highs.  Ha ha!  We both make six figures these days doing IT shit, neither of us with a degree in it.  Well, I have an Associates, which is almost better than nothing I guess.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: cramx3 on May 05, 2018, 06:44:41 PM
That's pretty cool.  I learned visual basic by just messing around with it as a kid to make "progs" as they called it for AOL 95 that would kick people offline or worse, remove their account, as well as chat bots.  I ended up getting a computer engineering degree.    :lol  Similar but a couple decades apart (where that degree is practically necessary now)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Zydar on May 07, 2018, 03:53:15 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/zUU6AM6.jpg)

(https://i.imgur.com/W8xKUxd.png)

(https://i.imgur.com/Crl4XnT.jpg)

(https://i.imgur.com/EnBkpfW.jpg)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Phoenix87x on May 07, 2018, 05:41:57 AM
(https://i.redditmedia.com/YUK0qdAwZ3qHCxGHpBW81cjILIvReL1Ky-H0W7Oa0OA.jpg?w=431&s=4e8bbfea09d11f9999fbf9ef8a4dc207)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Nekov on May 07, 2018, 06:01:50 AM
 :rollin :rollin

Excellent batch
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Stadler on May 07, 2018, 06:52:01 AM
Pam Ballam 
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: jingle.boy on May 07, 2018, 10:40:06 AM
Pam Ballam

The damn thing gone wild!
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Elite on May 07, 2018, 10:58:20 PM
Pam Ballam

The damn thing gone wild!

(https://target.scene7.com/is/image/Target/50193447)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: XJDenton on May 08, 2018, 01:21:12 PM
My mom used to call the Commodore 64 I had a toy and a waste of my time :lol

To be fair, it was because she wanted you coding in a proper language rather than BASIC.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Sacul on May 08, 2018, 04:39:35 PM
My mom used to call the Commodore 64 I had a toy and a waste of my time :lol

To be fair, it was because she wanted you coding in a proper language rather than BASIC.
Should have started with assembler like a trve coder  :metal
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: rumborak on May 08, 2018, 07:51:48 PM
I did both! :lol
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Zydar on May 09, 2018, 10:37:11 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/Wo020.jpg)


 :lol :hefdaddy
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Orbert on May 09, 2018, 10:48:05 AM
I don't know... that smile on his face seems to indicate otherwise.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: George Brownridge on May 09, 2018, 10:52:25 AM
:heybaby:
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Zydar on May 09, 2018, 10:54:00 AM
 :rollin :rollin
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: bosk1 on May 09, 2018, 10:57:16 AM
Nobody shops like George.  Nobody.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Elite on May 09, 2018, 10:57:40 AM
what the hell :lol :lol :lol
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: MrBoom_shack-a-lack on May 09, 2018, 11:03:56 AM
That's glorious!  :lol
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: kingshmegland on May 09, 2018, 12:07:48 PM
 :lol
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Stadler on May 09, 2018, 12:45:38 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/WBPN28W.jpg)

There's a joke in there somewhere.   
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: jingle.boy on May 09, 2018, 01:34:36 PM
That's glorious!  :lol

Glorious response by the man himself.  I'm sure it's a dead account that Bosk "borrowed" to post from.  Brilliant none-the-less.  Well played.  :clap:
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: sylvan on May 09, 2018, 01:35:15 PM
There's a joke in there somewhere.   
Did somebody Photoshop a bunch of microphones into that pic to make it safe for work?  :hat
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Adami on May 09, 2018, 01:40:13 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/WBPN28W.jpg)

There's a joke in there somewhere.

I don't get it. Probably because I don't recognize either of them. Is the girl Stormy?
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Zydar on May 09, 2018, 01:42:27 PM
She's more Angry than Stormy.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Adami on May 09, 2018, 01:43:19 PM
Oh okay. And the joke is that she sucks a lot of dick and the microphones are phallic and she has her mouth open?

Oh okay. Funny stuff.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Zydar on May 09, 2018, 01:47:22 PM
Actually I have no clue at all :lol
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: El Barto on May 09, 2018, 03:56:36 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/Wo020.jpg)


 :lol :hefdaddy

Sigh. We apologize again. Our intention was to set the record straight regarding the nature of the first ad due to a concern that it might reflect poorly on Mr. Brownridge. We honestly had no idea of the elevated status and sense of satisfaction he enjoyed as a result of the first ad, which we ruined with the second. That clarification has removed many avenues for him, as well as a sense of great pride, and for that we are truly sorry. The best thing at this point is to simply say that Mr. Brownridge was willing to go above and beyond in providing wonderful service.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: MrBoom_shack-a-lack on May 09, 2018, 04:02:07 PM
That's glorious!  :lol

Glorious response by the man himself.  I'm sure it's a dead account that Bosk "borrowed" to post from.  Brilliant none-the-less.  Well played.  :clap:
Thx I guess but wait a min..... did I accidently say something clever or other than what I intended to say?

I'm fairly certain me is me last time I checked.  :biggrin:
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: George Brownridge on May 09, 2018, 04:03:27 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/Wo020.jpg)


 :lol :hefdaddy

Sigh. We apologize again. Our intention was to set the record straight regarding the nature of the first ad due to a concern that it might reflect poorly on Mr. Brownridge. We honestly had no idea of the elevated status and sense of satisfaction he enjoyed as a result of the first ad, which we ruined with the second. That clarification has removed many avenues for him, as well as a sense of great pride, and for that we are truly sorry. The best thing at this point is to simply say that Mr. Brownridge was willing to go above and beyond in providing wonderful service.

I ain't even mad, bro.  I ain't even mad.   :hat
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: MrBoom_shack-a-lack on May 09, 2018, 04:06:49 PM
Wait now i'm really confused!?  :lol
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: jingle.boy on May 09, 2018, 04:09:55 PM
That's glorious!  :lol

Glorious response by the man himself.  I'm sure it's a dead account that Bosk "borrowed" to post from.  Brilliant none-the-less.  Well played.  :clap:
Thx I guess but wait a min..... did I accidently say something clever or other than what I intended to say?

I'm fairly certain me is me last time I checked.  :biggrin:

I was just agreeing with you, but the post above you is from DTF User "George Brownridge"... that's what I thought was even more glorious than the meme.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Harmony on May 09, 2018, 06:26:34 PM
Aw...I think George looks like a nice guy.  He can take me shopping anytime.   :angel:

Some of you might have seen this on Takei's FB feed.  A couple got an angry/semi-threatening note from neighbors because they are walking around naked in their own home with the blinds up.  It was sort of surprising to read the strong emotions some people have about the situation.  A whole lot of, "Won't someone think of the children!"  I had to laugh. 

https://nypost.com/2018/05/06/couple-gets-creepy-note-from-neighbors-sick-of-seeing-them-naked/?utm_content=inf_10_2731_2&utm_source=tsefacebook&utm_medium=tsefb&utm_campaign=tse&tse_id=INF_e074ca7052ec11e8804f9df8933ed465

Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: El Barto on May 09, 2018, 06:49:23 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/Wo020.jpg)


 :lol :hefdaddy

Sigh. We apologize again. Our intention was to set the record straight regarding the nature of the first ad due to a concern that it might reflect poorly on Mr. Brownridge. We honestly had no idea of the elevated status and sense of satisfaction he enjoyed as a result of the first ad, which we ruined with the second. That clarification has removed many avenues for him, as well as a sense of great pride, and for that we are truly sorry. The best thing at this point is to simply say that Mr. Brownridge was willing to go above and beyond in providing wonderful service.

On the advice of council we hereby rescind the previous (second) apology. We have no basis to accept any interest in the progress of Mr. Brownridge, or in any emotional states he might endure. These are matters inherently personal to him, and we do not wish to have any further involvement in his pursuits, including commenting on and/or clarifying any particular aspects as they may, or may not, relate to us. We wish Mr. Brownrdidge well in his future endeavors.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: El Barto on May 09, 2018, 07:03:37 PM
Aw...I think George looks like a nice guy.  He can take me shopping anytime.   :angel:

Some of you might have seen this on Takei's FB feed.  A couple got an angry/semi-threatening note from neighbors because they are walking around naked in their own home with the blinds up.  It was sort of surprising to read the strong emotions some people have about the situation.  A whole lot of, "Won't someone think of the children!"  I had to laugh. 

https://nypost.com/2018/05/06/couple-gets-creepy-note-from-neighbors-sick-of-seeing-them-naked/?utm_content=inf_10_2731_2&utm_source=tsefacebook&utm_medium=tsefb&utm_campaign=tse&tse_id=INF_e074ca7052ec11e8804f9df8933ed465
Those two really need to seek some legal advice. I have no idea how it is in the UK, but in this country they're pretty much begging to be put on a sex offender registry. They really don't want to find out the legal ramifications after they get nicked.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Ben_Jamin on May 09, 2018, 07:52:12 PM
I'd tell the neighbors...

"Why the fuck are you peeping through my window?"

But of course not as harsh.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: kingshmegland on May 09, 2018, 08:07:36 PM
After this. I'd streak my windows with my junk.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: AngelBack on May 10, 2018, 06:07:45 AM
:heybaby:


George you are an instant legend.  I truly hope you post frequently!
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Stadler on May 10, 2018, 09:01:25 AM
Aw...I think George looks like a nice guy.  He can take me shopping anytime.   :angel:

Some of you might have seen this on Takei's FB feed.  A couple got an angry/semi-threatening note from neighbors because they are walking around naked in their own home with the blinds up.  It was sort of surprising to read the strong emotions some people have about the situation.  A whole lot of, "Won't someone think of the children!"  I had to laugh. 

https://nypost.com/2018/05/06/couple-gets-creepy-note-from-neighbors-sick-of-seeing-them-naked/?utm_content=inf_10_2731_2&utm_source=tsefacebook&utm_medium=tsefb&utm_campaign=tse&tse_id=INF_e074ca7052ec11e8804f9df8933ed465
Those two really need to seek some legal advice. I have no idea how it is in the UK, but in this country they're pretty much begging to be put on a sex offender registry. They really don't want to find out the legal ramifications after they get nicked.


"Despite the threats, the couple see the funny side to the note, which has sparked debate across the globe after Karin posted a photo of it on Facebook that went viral.

She added: “It’s really strange: My husband got the note, I was away, so he messaged it to me, and I posted it in a Facebook group."


WTF.  This is the end of our society, I'm telling you.  The Chinese are going to launch an invasion, and we're not going to know it because our bandwidth is going to be tapped out on "viral" debates on the merits of sarcastic notes versus in-person visits.   MAN.   Don't these people have any shame?  Any dignity? 
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Sacul on May 10, 2018, 04:50:00 PM
Aw...I think George looks like a nice guy.  He can take me shopping anytime.   :angel:

Some of you might have seen this on Takei's FB feed.  A couple got an angry/semi-threatening note from neighbors because they are walking around naked in their own home with the blinds up.  It was sort of surprising to read the strong emotions some people have about the situation.  A whole lot of, "Won't someone think of the children!"  I had to laugh. 

https://nypost.com/2018/05/06/couple-gets-creepy-note-from-neighbors-sick-of-seeing-them-naked/?utm_content=inf_10_2731_2&utm_source=tsefacebook&utm_medium=tsefb&utm_campaign=tse&tse_id=INF_e074ca7052ec11e8804f9df8933ed465 (https://nypost.com/2018/05/06/couple-gets-creepy-note-from-neighbors-sick-of-seeing-them-naked/?utm_content=inf_10_2731_2&utm_source=tsefacebook&utm_medium=tsefb&utm_campaign=tse&tse_id=INF_e074ca7052ec11e8804f9df8933ed465)
Those two really need to seek some legal advice. I have no idea how it is in the UK, but in this country they're pretty much begging to be put on a sex offender registry. They really don't want to find out the legal ramifications after they get nicked.


"Despite the threats, the couple see the funny side to the note, which has sparked debate across the globe after Karin posted a photo of it on Facebook that went viral.

She added: “It’s really strange: My husband got the note, I was away, so he messaged it to me, and I posted it in a Facebook group."


WTF.  This is the end of our society, I'm telling you.  The Chinese are going to launch an invasion, and we're not going to know it because our bandwidth is going to be tapped out on "viral" debates on the merits of sarcastic notes versus in-person visits.   MAN.   Don't these people have any shame?  Any dignity?
Won't somebody please think of the children?
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Harmony on May 10, 2018, 06:23:35 PM
Aw...I think George looks like a nice guy.  He can take me shopping anytime.   :angel:

Some of you might have seen this on Takei's FB feed.  A couple got an angry/semi-threatening note from neighbors because they are walking around naked in their own home with the blinds up.  It was sort of surprising to read the strong emotions some people have about the situation.  A whole lot of, "Won't someone think of the children!"  I had to laugh. 

https://nypost.com/2018/05/06/couple-gets-creepy-note-from-neighbors-sick-of-seeing-them-naked/?utm_content=inf_10_2731_2&utm_source=tsefacebook&utm_medium=tsefb&utm_campaign=tse&tse_id=INF_e074ca7052ec11e8804f9df8933ed465 (https://nypost.com/2018/05/06/couple-gets-creepy-note-from-neighbors-sick-of-seeing-them-naked/?utm_content=inf_10_2731_2&utm_source=tsefacebook&utm_medium=tsefb&utm_campaign=tse&tse_id=INF_e074ca7052ec11e8804f9df8933ed465)
Those two really need to seek some legal advice. I have no idea how it is in the UK, but in this country they're pretty much begging to be put on a sex offender registry. They really don't want to find out the legal ramifications after they get nicked.


"Despite the threats, the couple see the funny side to the note, which has sparked debate across the globe after Karin posted a photo of it on Facebook that went viral.

She added: “It’s really strange: My husband got the note, I was away, so he messaged it to me, and I posted it in a Facebook group."


WTF.  This is the end of our society, I'm telling you.  The Chinese are going to launch an invasion, and we're not going to know it because our bandwidth is going to be tapped out on "viral" debates on the merits of sarcastic notes versus in-person visits.   MAN.   Don't these people have any shame?  Any dignity?
Won't somebody please think of the children?

 :rollin


WTF.  This is the end of our society, I'm telling you.

Goodness, I thought I had a problem with hyperbole.  LoL

The Chinese are going to launch an invasion, and we're not going to know it because our bandwidth is going to be tapped out on "viral" debates on the merits of sarcastic notes versus in-person visits.   MAN.   Don't these people have any shame?  Any dignity?

Should they be ashamed of using social media or ashamed of disrobing in their own home?   :huh:

And FWIW, the debate isn't about the note.  It is about whether or not people should be offended if they pass by someone's house and catch a glipse of a naked person inside who happens to live there.  Oh the shock, the horror!   :o   :chill

I swear Americans are so up-freaking-tight about nudity.  It isn't like they were doing the horizontal chacha with the blinds up.   ::)




Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: kingshmegland on May 10, 2018, 06:32:39 PM
I'm American and I'd wave to them after I put down my binoculars.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Stadler on May 10, 2018, 10:15:56 PM
Should they be ashamed of using social media or ashamed of disrobing in their own home?   :huh:

Oh, it is very clearly about the social media.  I think - and it's hyperbole, but not nearly as much as you might, or want to, think - that social media will be the the death knell of a free society.

There was a great line in the recent Supergirl; something happened and they got information from social media and one of the women from the future said "what is this 'social media'?" and her husband - also from the future but who lived for a spell in Supergirl's time - said "Oh, don't worry about it; it was a fad, and a short one at that."   One can only hope. 

Whenever confronted with stories like this, I think to myself "what a wonderful... why do I KNOW this? Why is this my business, or ANYONE'S business that doesn't live on that block??"

Quote
And FWIW, the debate isn't about the note.  It is about whether or not people should be offended if they pass by someone's house and catch a glipse of a naked person inside who happens to live there.  Oh the shock, the horror!   :o   :chill

I swear Americans are so up-freaking-tight about nudity.  It isn't like they were doing the horizontal chacha with the blinds up.   ::)

I am with you 100%, and even including doing the horizontal bop.   Who cares? They are in their own house, and while the expectation of privacy isn't what we think it is - if you're in front of your windows, with no blinds, you don't really have a reasonable expectation of privacy - I think 85% (just throwing a number to make a point) of times someone feels "offended" they are the ones who ought to check it at the door.   It's so easy to just look the other way, my god.   
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Stadler on May 10, 2018, 10:19:50 PM
I'm American and I'd wave to them after I put down my binoculars.

Last time I went on a cruise - in the Caribbean - we ended up next to this same ship in like three ports of call.  Each time, this one guy - he looked like Bob Hoskins, the actor - would stand out on his balcony buck naked.  Jimmy swinging like Dave Kingman in a home run derby, and not an ounce of shame.  Waving across at people on our ship like it was any other Tuesday. 

I envied him.  Seriously.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Harmony on May 11, 2018, 03:03:15 PM
Should they be ashamed of using social media or ashamed of disrobing in their own home?   :huh:

Oh, it is very clearly about the social media.  I think - and it's hyperbole, but not nearly as much as you might, or want to, think - that social media will be the the death knell of a free society.

There was a great line in the recent Supergirl; something happened and they got information from social media and one of the women from the future said "what is this 'social media'?" and her husband - also from the future but who lived for a spell in Supergirl's time - said "Oh, don't worry about it; it was a fad, and a short one at that."   One can only hope.

I'm going to have to push back a little - respectfully.  I'm not saying social media is the best thing that ever happened to humans but I'm pretty sure 'death knell of a free society' has also been used to describe talkies, television, Elvis' swinging hips, and video games.  Yet somehow, we are surviving.

Just out of curiosity though - how is posting something on Twitter or FB all that much different than posting on a chat board?  Do you suppose that some of the same motivations you have for posting here could be applied to others choosing to post things on other forms of on-line media?

Now I have this song in my head:  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0GFRcFm-aY

 :lol

Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: bosk1 on May 11, 2018, 03:04:55 PM
I'm pretty sure 'death knell of a free society' has also been used to describe talkies, television, Elvis' swinging hips, and video games.  Yet somehow, we are surviving.

Perhaps, but surviving and thriving are not equally desirable states of being.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: El Barto on May 11, 2018, 06:14:31 PM
I'm pretty sure 'death knell of a free society' has also been used to describe talkies, television, Elvis' swinging hips, and video games.  Yet somehow, we are surviving.

Perhaps, but surviving and thriving are not equally desirable states of being.
No. Sure aren't. but Stadler didn't refer to a retarding of society. He referred to a death knell, and surviving is the antithesis of that.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Stadler on May 14, 2018, 06:27:56 AM
Should they be ashamed of using social media or ashamed of disrobing in their own home?   :huh:

Oh, it is very clearly about the social media.  I think - and it's hyperbole, but not nearly as much as you might, or want to, think - that social media will be the the death knell of a free society.

There was a great line in the recent Supergirl; something happened and they got information from social media and one of the women from the future said "what is this 'social media'?" and her husband - also from the future but who lived for a spell in Supergirl's time - said "Oh, don't worry about it; it was a fad, and a short one at that."   One can only hope.

I'm going to have to push back a little - respectfully.  I'm not saying social media is the best thing that ever happened to humans but I'm pretty sure 'death knell of a free society' has also been used to describe talkies, television, Elvis' swinging hips, and video games.  Yet somehow, we are surviving.

Just out of curiosity though - how is posting something on Twitter or FB all that much different than posting on a chat board?  Do you suppose that some of the same motivations you have for posting here could be applied to others choosing to post things on other forms of on-line media?

Now I have this song in my head:  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0GFRcFm-aY

 :lol

Couple things:  one, the fact that there is some "hyperbole" in here has been clearly acknowledged, so there's that.   Two, I do see a difference between social media and a chat board; though we are not talking about massive, transcendent differences. we are talking about differences.  Scope for one.  Depth for another.  We don't "trend" here.  We're not "liked" here. There's not a commerce aspect to here.  There's no "branding" - except for Jingle; he's got a new line of athleticwear coming out. 

Perhaps it's anecdotal and not real, but I don't get any sense that the participants here are using this as a mirror to reinforce their beliefs and self-esteem.  We had to have the "just because you CAN, doesn't mean you SHOULD" conversation with my stepdaughter this weekend.  She's 19 and struggling with the "what does "adult" really mean?" concept.  With her, it's weed and staying out late and things like that, but I think that concept is there with social media as well.   

Talkies, television, Elvis' hips and video games were all one-way communications.  They didn't promote "mob rule". Social media is unique in that it is two-way, but more importantly, it starts in the other direction.   A very wise philosopher, one of the best, once said "If you listen to fools, the mob rules!"    I think he was right.     
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: kingshmegland on May 14, 2018, 07:10:27 AM
Stadler.  You're taking the funny out of this thread. :lol
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Nekov on May 14, 2018, 07:13:53 AM
Stadler.  You're taking the funny out of this thread. :lol

Again...
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: jingle.boy on May 14, 2018, 07:43:38 AM
There's no "branding" - except for Jingle; he's got a new line of athleticwear coming out. 

(https://media2.giphy.com/media/EsmlrgWNx5v0Y/giphy.gif)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Stadler on May 14, 2018, 07:59:24 AM
Stadler.  You're taking the funny out of this thread. :lol

Again...

You know what, see the note below my avatar.   FIVE posts talking about something, I respond and I'm all of a sudden "sucking the funny".  Perception/reality... whatever.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: kingshmegland on May 14, 2018, 08:02:39 AM
 :lol

I never read that.  Now that's funny.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: jingle.boy on May 14, 2018, 08:30:33 AM
Stadler.  You're taking the funny out of this thread. :lol

Again...

You know what, see the note below my avatar.   FIVE posts talking about something, I respond and I'm all of a sudden "sucking the funny".  Perception/reality... whatever.

Yeah well... you've got a reputation now.  It's like 5 hot/slutty college girls that walk into a night club - who's the first one to get hit on?  The one that has the reputation of being an easy shag.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: bosk1 on May 14, 2018, 08:43:35 AM
Which is EXACTLY why I tend to hit on Stadler regularly. 
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: jingle.boy on May 14, 2018, 08:46:13 AM
Which is EXACTLY why I tend to hit on Stadler regularly.

Don't forget, you still owe me $20.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: YtseBitsySpider on May 14, 2018, 10:24:24 AM
stadler being an easy shag....

bosk...putting the funny back in the thread since..........my last banning.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: kingshmegland on May 14, 2018, 10:26:27 AM
Look it.  Two Canuck posts in a row.  Who'd a thunk?
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: jingle.boy on May 14, 2018, 11:16:29 AM
Look it.  Two Canuck posts in a row.  Who'd a thunk?

Well, LieLow was in here earlier, so thanks for breaking the combo!
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: kingshmegland on May 14, 2018, 11:20:15 AM
That's what I do.  Canuck buster. ;D
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Phoenix87x on May 14, 2018, 03:51:10 PM
(https://i.redditmedia.com/Gt_M6IfbY1i90QJt-QeVZd_OtxhF3idrXrZ3XlDvupA.jpg?w=659&s=9ec38b8a99352e41c0a74342b8d1ed04)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: mike099 on May 14, 2018, 04:00:35 PM
(https://i.redditmedia.com/Gt_M6IfbY1i90QJt-QeVZd_OtxhF3idrXrZ3XlDvupA.jpg?w=659&s=9ec38b8a99352e41c0a74342b8d1ed04)

 :lol

It would probably take less than 30 minutes.  I want to do that in meetings at work. Put the phone in the basket.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: jingle.boy on May 14, 2018, 04:32:09 PM
I call BS.  That is not a boys-night-out table... I see ruffage.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: XJDenton on May 14, 2018, 04:43:39 PM
I see an opportune moment for a thief.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: ReaperKK on May 14, 2018, 08:38:56 PM
I'd win that easy, my gf would text me a few times and then think I'm too drunk to respond and then stop. She'd probably call if I was missing for a couple days
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: chknptpie on May 14, 2018, 08:45:01 PM
Who actually calls people anymore? Texting FTW.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Stadler on May 14, 2018, 09:31:11 PM
I call BS.  That is not a boys-night-out table... I see ruffage.

Jingle is right on.  Not one nacho, hot dog, buffalo wing or taco.    I'm seconding the BS call.   

Plus, some of those phones look alike.  If that's not a frappening waiting to happen I don't know what is. 
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: AngelBack on May 15, 2018, 04:48:51 AM
I call BS.  That is not a boys-night-out table... I see ruffage.

Jingle is right on.  Not one nacho, hot dog, buffalo wing or taco.    I'm seconding the BS call.   

Plus, some of those phones look alike.  If that's not a frappening waiting to happen I don't know what is.


Yeah, but you missed the chopsticks.  American "boys night" rules don't apply to Asians.  That's why they all weigh 140 pounds.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: jingle.boy on May 15, 2018, 05:25:14 AM
Jingle is right on.

I've found my next sig
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Zydar on May 15, 2018, 08:12:48 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/Xd6Ss.jpg)

Is that a promise?
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Stadler on May 15, 2018, 09:28:03 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/Xd6Ss.jpg)

Is that a promise?

That seems like the only way it WOULD.   Is that Dio, second from the right in the front row?
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: bosk1 on May 15, 2018, 09:34:39 AM
Is that Dio, second from the right in the front row?

:rollin  Wow.  Who knew duckface was a thing back in prohibition era?
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: cramx3 on May 15, 2018, 10:00:55 AM
 :rollin
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: ReaperKK on May 15, 2018, 08:22:29 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/Xd6Ss.jpg)

Is that a promise?

I would need a lot of liquor to touch any part of them

That seems like the only way it WOULD.   Is that Dio, second from the right in the front row?
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Phoenix87x on May 16, 2018, 03:46:39 AM
I would die from alcohol poisoning before I could get drunk enough to go anywhere near one of them.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Nekov on May 16, 2018, 06:33:41 AM
Am I the only one who thinks those are men dressed as women? It's either that or some fine photoshop
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Chino on May 16, 2018, 09:11:43 AM
(https://i.redditmedia.com/WNZtZb_SCd_3k4MAOy2v_Sd3HQYn8bsIYPpS3aky2SI.jpg?w=515&s=955404dbbecca6fdf7ac1acc6f40195d)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Nekov on May 16, 2018, 09:25:55 AM
 :lol

Inb4 Blob complains that the way that guy talks is not accurately representing the Australian accent....
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: BlobVanDam on May 16, 2018, 09:52:02 AM
:lol

Inb4 Blob complains that the way that guy talks is not accurately representing the Australian accent....

Nah, this one gets my approval! :lol
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: lonestar on May 16, 2018, 10:23:24 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/Xd6Ss.jpg)

Is that a promise?

That seems like the only way it WOULD.   Is that Dio, second from the right in the front row?

Zydar, shop it with her throwing the horns...
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Zydar on May 16, 2018, 10:33:53 AM
Zydar, shop it with her throwing the horns...

(https://i.imgur.com/CO8l1sj.jpg)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Evermind on May 16, 2018, 10:36:31 AM
Wow. :rollin
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Post by: Podaar on May 16, 2018, 10:36:51 AM
 :lol :lol
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Post by: jingle.boy on May 16, 2018, 10:39:38 AM
DTF, you never fail to disappoint.   :rollin :rollin

That 'chick' on the left needs a Wilfred Brimley mustache
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Post by: kingshmegland on May 16, 2018, 10:40:09 AM
Glorious!!! :lol
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Post by: Zydar on May 16, 2018, 10:43:01 AM
DTF, you never fail to disappoint.   :rollin :rollin

That 'chick' on the left needs a Wilfred Brimley mustache

(https://i.imgur.com/gK0gx4r.jpg)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Podaar on May 16, 2018, 10:45:24 AM
Ninja'd
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Stadler on May 16, 2018, 11:00:39 AM
Zydar, shop it with her throwing the horns...

(https://i.imgur.com/CO8l1sj.jpg)

Seriously, that may be my favorite forum post of all time, ever.   That is just...  I have no words.   

Zydar, you are truly a man among men. 
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Post by: Zydar on May 16, 2018, 11:05:34 AM
Shucks  :blush
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: floydian1975 on May 16, 2018, 01:24:04 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/R5la1bW.jpg)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: bosk1 on May 16, 2018, 01:26:28 PM
Perfect.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Cool Chris on May 16, 2018, 01:34:49 PM
Natch.

The girl(?) right under the sign looks a little like Papa Emeritus with that hat.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Nekov on May 16, 2018, 01:39:34 PM
 :rollin
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: cramx3 on May 16, 2018, 01:41:36 PM
 :lol
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Podaar on May 16, 2018, 01:48:41 PM
The girl(?) right under the sign looks a little like Papa Emeritus with that hat.

I was thinking she looked exactly like Ritchie Blackmore.

(https://i.imgur.com/TVpN0cv.jpg)

Donny's Rainbow?
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: jingle.boy on May 16, 2018, 02:00:40 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/R5la1bW.jpg)

 :rollin :rollin

I can't believe I almost missed Ron!!!  Shocking, since I'm still rocking the April Fool's 2016 Don/Ron theme!
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: El Barto on May 16, 2018, 06:06:18 PM
Just noticed that the front, second from left is Squiggy Squiggman.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: kingshmegland on May 16, 2018, 06:57:58 PM
And the center lower looks like Odo from DS9.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Kattoelox on May 16, 2018, 07:31:33 PM
(http://oi64.tinypic.com/dq2ff8.jpg)

I just want to see how far this goes.
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Post by: TAC on May 16, 2018, 07:33:09 PM
Wow. This is like Color-Forms fun.
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Post by: Stadler on May 16, 2018, 08:16:29 PM
Glen Danzig on the right.  MUH-THA!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Zydar on May 17, 2018, 03:26:19 AM
Girl proposes to nurse on anesthesia  ;D

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PE_TiQ1E0UI&feature=youtu.be (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PE_TiQ1E0UI&feature=youtu.be)


She just met the nurse that day. Now she loves him and wants to marry him.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: chknptpie on May 17, 2018, 07:19:17 AM
(https://scontent.fphx1-2.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/32365494_1760058510729130_7336010252753567744_n.jpg?_nc_cat=0&oh=89a3470536be78580f4861859b44e75d&oe=5B95B704)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: MrBoom_shack-a-lack on May 17, 2018, 02:01:39 PM
Samir....You're breaking the car! (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D9-voINFkCg)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Orbert on May 18, 2018, 04:00:41 PM
(https://imgur.com/xkr1yr1.jpg)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: lonestar on May 18, 2018, 04:07:07 PM
Zydar...legendary work as usual  :rollin
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Stadler on May 18, 2018, 05:09:33 PM
Orbert, I'd love that a WHOLE lot more if it didn't hit so close to home (especially that F-chord headline.  Not anymore, because I gave 45 or even 55% of all I had, but there was a time when that was real life). 
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Orbert on May 18, 2018, 05:27:09 PM
I don't play guitar, but from working with them over the years, I've picked up a few things, one of which is that they hate playing an F major chord.  A lot of sacred music is in "flat keys" (F, Bb, Eb, etc) which I understand is a pain for guitarists.  You don't like F?  Fine, put a capo on the first fret and play it in E.  Ta-da!  You don't like Eb?  Capo 1 and play it in D.  Ta-da!  It blows me away when I have to point that out to them.

One time during rehearsal, one of my guitarists Dan was trying to play some chord and the other one Dusty was showing him.  "Okay, it's just like this... good... now raise your middle finger..." and Dan looks at him and goes "Yeah, I'll raise my middle finger" and we're (jokingly) like "Whoa, guys, we're in church here!"

Then it became a thing.  I was leading rehearsals at that point, and we were trying to get a certain part right and it was all "How about I just raise my middle finger?"  Kinda funny for a while, but thankfully didn't last long.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Phoenix87x on May 20, 2018, 06:22:04 PM
(https://i.redditmedia.com/1PgG3-tdCivvuvoD1dSkQuAr2aCq52Uk2CReAFI5s_M.jpg?w=372&s=c948e984d8e04907af3a8c9bbe21bda8)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: kingshmegland on May 20, 2018, 07:10:31 PM
Jesus.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Nekov on May 21, 2018, 06:41:19 AM
How can you be that stupid?
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: IDontNotDoThings on May 21, 2018, 07:04:46 AM
(http://cdn.mutually.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/10-8.png)

oh cool, it just passed the 4th anniversary of this meme  :lol
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: T-ski on May 21, 2018, 07:15:04 AM
(https://i.redditmedia.com/1PgG3-tdCivvuvoD1dSkQuAr2aCq52Uk2CReAFI5s_M.jpg?w=372&s=c948e984d8e04907af3a8c9bbe21bda8)

everyone is just going to ignore her name?
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Zydar on May 21, 2018, 10:18:18 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/tKvHZ.jpg)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: lonestar on May 21, 2018, 10:52:38 AM
:icy:
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Zydar on May 21, 2018, 01:01:56 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/Yc9wVrn.gif)

Gotta love Benny Hill.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Ben_Jamin on May 21, 2018, 02:50:39 PM
I haven't laughed that hard in a bit. Thats great
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Kwyjibo on May 22, 2018, 12:36:47 AM
I haven't laughed that hard in a bit. Thats great
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Zydar on May 22, 2018, 09:25:50 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/UlbmkAJ.gif)

Wait for it...
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: jingle.boy on May 22, 2018, 09:35:08 AM
smooth... can't even tell where the loop resets.   :tup
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: ? on May 22, 2018, 10:10:16 AM
Those debit card tweets... geez :lol

Also, I'm mediocre as hell on guitar, but apart from the very beginning, F major has always been a piece of cake for me :dunno: Must be the advantage of having long fingers, I assume.
(https://scontent.fphx1-2.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/32365494_1760058510729130_7336010252753567744_n.jpg?_nc_cat=0&oh=89a3470536be78580f4861859b44e75d&oe=5B95B704)
(http://gag.fm/uploads/posts/t/l-8695.jpg)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: kingshmegland on May 22, 2018, 07:58:47 PM
(https://imagizer.imageshack.com/v2/750x400q90/923/E600hH.jpg) (http://imageshack.com/f/pnE600hHj)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: TAC on May 22, 2018, 07:59:53 PM
 :lol
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Post by: Orbert on May 22, 2018, 08:28:30 PM
Whoa.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: jingle.boy on May 22, 2018, 08:35:39 PM
(http://replygif.net/i/582.gif)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: ReaperKK on May 22, 2018, 09:17:50 PM
That's hilarious, I got one:

(https://i.imgur.com/4nyJZil.jpg)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Adami on May 22, 2018, 09:18:47 PM
King did it better.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: IDontNotDoThings on May 23, 2018, 04:03:44 AM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Dd3vjkkWsAAdjDr.jpg)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Phoenix87x on May 23, 2018, 07:11:05 PM
(https://i.redditmedia.com/nd5LyLVRWzU4jcB94_d9nDXuxGbwXpQD1Y1mkLPZH4M.jpg?w=551&s=71ea57e9b12101ea080e55e8360966b9)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Zydar on May 24, 2018, 03:17:57 AM
:lol

(https://i.imgur.com/TcfS6KI.jpg)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Phoenix87x on May 24, 2018, 03:48:47 AM
(https://i.redditmedia.com/kwSm1BdEAViZyA_i1yVMR1scWTJNXiYmk6nX6ZqmBVc.jpg?w=433&s=145650694570d3a41124f63ee5bffb01)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Bolsters on May 24, 2018, 04:25:27 AM
I couldn't make it more than a few seconds into the video where he outlines how he cheated. Too much of a twat.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Nekov on May 24, 2018, 05:44:37 AM
 :rollin

Great batch
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: jingle.boy on May 24, 2018, 07:00:21 AM
(https://i.pinimg.com/736x/e7/c9/99/e7c99921971185715e9f4e86a1c53c7c--tattoos-cover-up-bad-tattoos.jpg)

(https://lista10.org/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/210.jpg)

(https://k60.kn3.net/taringa/5/E/1/6/8/1/Funky_Dung/6AA.jpg)

(http://p1.pstatp.com/large/pgc-image/152526552534786e179bb18)

(https://78.media.tumblr.com/d2245b3dec1bcf020582321628a1c0a4/tumblr_p91r8jA6cj1s8t533o1_500.jpg)

(https://scontent-ort2-2.cdninstagram.com/vp/2a6cb1a3534d2ddae99b105e1cce40a2/5B7C0D4F/t51.2885-15/s480x480/e35/31878258_194042044746445_6578881039718940672_n.jpg?ig_cache_key=MTc4MDc5NjIyODAyMDY0Nzk1Mg%3D%3D.2)

(https://i.redditmedia.com/3b2PzKlLqLwczX0nyz7_WJWhaIGKSeE-KOssRZ1zGHY.jpg?w=320&s=83d6b25c32faf2e5315aae80cc3f7b69)

(https://i.pinimg.com/474x/40/45/0b/40450ba66a86ed9bd9e7779d81a71571.jpg)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Zydar on May 24, 2018, 07:25:18 AM
Nice ones, Chad.

(https://i.imgur.com/gdzpVPM.jpg)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Stadler on May 24, 2018, 09:02:12 AM
Got to be honest;  don't quite get the one with the guy standing on the roof outside the window, but the Arianna Grande one and the dog one both make up for it in spades. 
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Kattoelox on May 24, 2018, 09:05:44 AM
Got to be honest;  don't quite get the one with the guy standing on the roof outside the window, but the Arianna Grande one and the dog one both make up for it in spades.

He's painted himself into a corner. He'll have to step on the paint now. :)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Stadler on May 24, 2018, 09:12:55 AM
Got to be honest;  don't quite get the one with the guy standing on the roof outside the window, but the Arianna Grande one and the dog one both make up for it in spades.

He's painted himself into a corner. He'll have to step on the paint now. :)

DUDE!   I didn't see the paint lines by his feet. Thank you! 
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: jingle.boy on May 24, 2018, 09:15:55 AM
Got to be honest;  don't quite get the one with the guy standing on the roof outside the window, but the Arianna Grande one and the dog one both make up for it in spades.

He's painted himself into a corner. He'll have to step on the paint now. :)

You can just read the "I can't believe I fucking did this" in his body language.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: El Barto on May 24, 2018, 09:35:51 AM
Got to be honest;  don't quite get the one with the guy standing on the roof outside the window, but the Arianna Grande one and the dog one both make up for it in spades.

He's painted himself into a corner. He'll have to step on the paint now. :)

DUDE!   I didn't see the paint lines by his feet. Thank you!

I didn't see it either.

Truth be told, I'm betting he has an escape plan that we can't see. Perhaps it's his first day on the job, but that's a mistake you make only once, and not on top of a roof.
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Kattoelox on May 24, 2018, 12:18:11 PM
Courtesy of Allegaeon's Facebook

(http://oi68.tinypic.com/2q16o9v.jpg)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Stadler on May 24, 2018, 01:57:10 PM
Got to be honest;  don't quite get the one with the guy standing on the roof outside the window, but the Arianna Grande one and the dog one both make up for it in spades.

He's painted himself into a corner. He'll have to step on the paint now. :)

DUDE!   I didn't see the paint lines by his feet. Thank you!

I didn't see it either.

Truth be told, I'm betting he has an escape plan that we can't see. Perhaps it's his first day on the job, but that's a mistake you make only once, and not on top of a roof.

"Okay, I'm done and ready to climb through that window, like last time, but there's some douchebag taking pictures and I just know those fuckers are going to be all over the internet by Tuesday...."
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Post by: Zydar on May 25, 2018, 06:01:14 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/5XTtUYV.jpg)
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: lonestar on May 25, 2018, 06:02:44 AM
One of my favorites  :heart
Title: Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
Post by: Orbert on May 25, 2018, 08:29:53 AM
Yeah, I love that one!

Back in high school, I was a short-order cook in a pancake house in Lansing, MI (back when you could do crazy things like have high school kids running a restaurant) and I was working a dinner shift.  Being a pancake house, we didn't get super busy in the evenings, but offerred sandwiches and some entrees.  Think Denny's, except with edible food.  At some point, one of the waitresses came to the passbar and handed me a five dollar bill.  What's this?

She says it's from the guy who had the ribeye dinner.  He said it was the best steak he'd ever had there or anywhere else, and he had to tip the cook as well as the waitress.  In seven years of cooking short order, I managed to get compliments from time to time, but this was my first and only actual tip.  Five bucks back in the 70's, for a high school kid, that was a lot of money (enough to get a nickel bag, heh heh).