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General => General Discussion => Topic started by: TAC on June 03, 2016, 03:53:26 PM
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Ok so I just read this article:
https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/world/crocodile-snatches-woman-night-swimmer/ar-BBtCRGf
Now every few weeks I read an article like this. I am fascinated with crocodiles and alligators. Flicking the channels on TV, I will always stop if they are showing them.
Anyway, my question is; How fucking stupid can you be to go swimming where there are crocodiles?
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Anyway, my question is; How fucking stupid can you be to go swimming where there are crocodiles?
Um... *raises hand* REALLY stupid?
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A resounding HELL NO!
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Ok so I just read this article:
https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/world/crocodile-snatches-woman-night-swimmer/ar-BBtCRGf
Now every few weeks I read an article like this. I am fascinated with crocodiles and alligators. Flicking the channels on TV, I will always stop if they are showing them.
Anyway, my question is; How fucking stupid can you be to go swimming where there are crocodiles?
This was all over the news and I live in the same state although this is in the far northern part of the state.
I had to chuckle as it was reported that there was signage about it being croc infested waters. Don't know what the fuck they were thinking and the general thinking from authorities is that is was just plain dumb on her part.
I laugh how they are reporting that they are searching for the women........yeah I don't think there's anything left. Just shit for the women who saw it and her family, their stupidity has ruined a lot of lives.
It's Australia too ffs, we have crocs, anyone that lives here knows that haha.
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Yeah, it is really stupid, but just some people just like living on the edge and doing daring things with no fear. Of course, there is often a fine line between daring and stupid. :lol
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But in all seriousness, sometimes the line is a bit blurry. Swimming somewhere where you might occasionally see a croc, but they usually keep to themselves on those rare occasions, is different than swimming in croc-infested waters. People do the same thing where there can be sharks, etc.
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I am fascinated with crocodiles and alligators.
I am as well. I've been on more than a dozen airboat rides, and about 5 or 6 trolling boat trips on various rivers and swamps in the south to see them. And spent two days in Australia on a croc safari. They totally fascinate me.
Years ago I nearly dove into a canal full of alligators in Florida because I mistook them in the light of the evenings dusk for a pod of manatees that I decided I wanted to swim with. Yeah...pretty fucking stupid. One of the many times I've cheated death.
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Lived in Florida most of my life, so it doesn't phase me when I see a Gator.
EXCEPT FOR THIS MONSTROUS FUCKER THAT WAS JUST SPOTTED A FEW DAYS AGO IN PALMETTO, FL
https://www.cnn.com/videos/us/2016/06/01/giant-alligator-golf-course-clip-newday.cnn
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Lived in Florida most of my life, so it doesn't phase me when I see a Gator.
EXCEPT FOR THIS MONSTROUS FUCKER THAT WAS JUST SPOTTED A FEW DAYS AGO IN PALMETTO, FL
https://www.cnn.com/videos/us/2016/06/01/giant-alligator-golf-course-clip-newday.cnn
came in here to post that one. Man, that is such a beast!!! :metal I'm a lifelong reptile lover and have kept hundreds of snakes, turtles, lizards as pets.....Crocodiles and Alligators are so fascinating.
A few weeks back a buddy of mine posted a pic to FB of a small gator head next to the bank of a river.....the Mississippi River here in St. Louis! He was out fishing and looked over and saw it. :omg: Judging from the head (only thing visible) looked to be a three or four foot long one. Clearly someone had dumped it.
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Well, now I am know I am not going near the Mississippi any time soon... :lol :lol
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That gator on the golf course was ridiculous! I saw that last week.
Temp, that's awesome about the Croc Safari. I'd love to go to Australia, but that plane ride. Yikes! But that's a while other thread!
Everytime we go to Disney we always try and spot one. In April, We saw a huge one right outside the south entrance hanging by one of those ponds near the road.
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Damn... Came to say "what a dumb lady" and here comes fucking K. Rool fucking shit up on the golf course. That shit is insane. Fuck that noise.
I think sometimes people forget these things... ARE FUCKING DINOSAURS.
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I think sometimes people forget these things... ARE FUCKING DINOSAURS.
:lol
Yup, that's what I always tell my kids.
@ Accelerando: In the Animal Kingdom, near the um..Dinosaur ride, they have a GIANT Alligator in a small pen. Given what happened last week with the kid and the gorilla, I can't help but notice how easy it would be to jump in there. Are there any precautions that you can speak of regarding this. My wife thinks they sedate the thing.
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My house down in Florida, there is a small lake at the end of my back yard. The property is fenced in, bit there is one gator that lives in the lake and he will come out and just chill right on the other side of the fence. He is not real big, about 6-8 feet I gather. You get used to them.
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@ Accelerando: In the Animal Kingdom, near the um..Dinosaur ride, they have a GIANT Alligator in a small pen. Given what happened last week with the kid and the gorilla, I can't help but notice how easy it would be to jump in there. Are there any precautions that you can speak of regarding this. My wife thinks they sedate the thing.
I know exactly the one you are talking about!
I don't know much about the animal care and veterinary facilities of that park. When I go there, I'm just as much of a guest like everyone else being sucked into the wonders of that park. The only time I worked in that park was when I was Production Coordinator of the media team and has shoots. So, i'm not sure what the precautions are for that pen other than "don't toss your child over the barriers." However, Disney's number one priority is the safety of their guests and employees, so i'm sure they thought through all safety measures of that pen and the rest of the animal encounters throughout the park.
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Believe it or not, I actually graduated High School with Paul Bedard of the Gator Boys show. I do not remember him being insane like this. He was actually very quiet.
(https://gatorboys.com/assets/img/fp/gator_kiss_underwater.jpg)
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Since the lady was devoured by a croc a few days ago , two locals (a surfer and a diver) have been killed by sharks.
We look forward to welcoming you to Australia on your camping/surfing trip Tim ;D
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Since the lady was devoured by a croc a few days ago , two locals (a surfer and a diver) have been killed by sharks.
We look forward to welcoming you to Australia on your camping/surfing trip Tim ;D
:lol
Can't wait!!
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Don't forget your alligator boots Tim.
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Don't forget your alligator boots Tim.
..and my
(https://media.kohlsimg.com/is/image/kohls/2106629_Brown?wid=240&hei=240&op_sharpen=1)
:neverusethis:
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:lol
I hope to God you don't own those.
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No way in hell. :lol
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This thread reminded me of an episode of Archer :lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kH2HN1JNzOM
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Much like spiders, I'm both fascinated and terrified of crocs/gators. I tend to dream about them a lot, and those dreams aren't very fun.
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:'( I was going to originally make a joke in this thread when it started. No longer appropriate.
https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-36535791?ocid=socialflow_facebook&ns_mchannel=social&ns_campaign=bbcnews&ns_source=
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Jesus.
I can't even imagine. Don't wanna imagine.
Since my niece was born and having spent more time raising her than anyone but my sisters, I've got such a feral instinct of protection over her. But something like that...you're kind of powerless unless you just get lucky or get the animal to get you instead of the kid (which I'd gladly do in less than a heartbeat). I'd probably drown trying to get the gator, but those fuckers can't be caught if they get underwater.
Even growing up in Louisiana and seeing and being near both crocs and gators, I'm not nearly as nonchalant as I am some of my coonass brethren about them. They're beasts and we're their food (I was about to say unless you're well armed but even then, it's a toss up). No ifs, ands or buts about it. It's one of those few animals that even with some firepower, you just don't fuck around with them. Gotta say, if I was in Florida with my kids/family...pretty sure I wouldn't so much as go near any freshwater rivers, lakes and if I did, you can bet your ass I'm going to be glued at the hip to whoever I'm with if they're not an adult. Plenty of dipshit adults do stupid shit all the time knowing full well the consequences but a kid...they just don't know. :'( :'(
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:'( I was going to originally make a joke in this thread when it started. No longer appropriate.
https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-36535791?ocid=socialflow_facebook&ns_mchannel=social&ns_campaign=bbcnews&ns_source=
I was just coming into the thread to post this article:
https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/alligator-attacks-2-year-old-boy-at-disneys-grand-floridian-recovery-effort-continues/ar-AAh40fF?li=BBnb7Kz
This is sickening and so unavoidable. My wife and I are floored. We are DVC members and have been there easily over 30 times. We have seen a few alligators and I find Disney personnel so nonchalant about them. We saw one inside the Magic Kingdom, and told the guy when we got off the steamboat, and he kind of laughed it off. We've gone speed boating in the Seven Seas Lagoon and they're like, yeah there's alligators out there.
I can't believe this hasn't happened before. I wonder how many times alligators have gotten into the pools at night. Especially at The Grand Floridian, where the zero entry pool is so close to the shoreline.
The warning signs on the beach at only state No Swimming. There are no warning signs about alligators. Disney should either eradicate them from their grounds or put up fencing at the shoreline.
I would expect some changes. Disney typically makes changes but it's always after an accidents. Like doors on the parking lot trams. I mean how many people had to have fallen out before they did that?
There are tons of beach-like areas in Disney and many of their resorts. It's only natural a child will be building sandcastles and whatnot. This is disgraceful.
I will say that near the shuffleboard and basketball courts at the Animal Kingdom Lodge, at least there are alligator warning signs.
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Awful story. Just awful.
You feel awful for the parents, while at the same time questioning why in the hell they would let their kid swim in the water even though there were apparently NO SWIMMING signs everywhere. Poor kid didn't know any better, but the parents should have. Just a crushing story all-around. :(
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With so many pools to swim in. It's such a sad, sad story. People please stop swimming in ponds and lakes in the deep south. Swim in a pool. Please.
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My understanding was that the child was not swimming. The thing is, there are so many beach front type areas, and with so many kids.
We've walked along those areas plenty of times.
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I've been there myself many times. I do understand but at this point parents need to be the buffer for the child like a car driving by as well not walk in the night when it is to dark to recognize what's coming at them. Disney has so much to offer, walk anywhere but those beach like areas.
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There are times to blame parents for their stupidity. This is not one of those times. Seriously, the age parent shaming on the internet needs to end. The kid was walking on the shore of a beach. Being from Nebraska ,where this family is from, I wouldn't think twice about a gator snatching my kid. I can't even imagine what those parent are going through.
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Sorry, but I'm from NH and I know about the crocks. I just think parents need to be on alert next to water in Florida.
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Just to be clear that comment wasn't necessarily directed at people here but at the internet in general. It's the gorilla thing all over again. Maybe I should put this in the Things that Piss me Off thread.
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I feel for the parents no doubt. That one minute of not being on high alert. I just think that in certain situations like walking on a street or in a parking lot, you have to be the alert one.
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Jeez, that's terrible.
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If you have a 2-year old, I think I assumed it was just kinda understood that every second of your life is to be spent on high alert, because they can get into anything they want in the blink of an eye, like a f*cking ninja. Terrible news.
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If you have a 2-year old, I think I assumed it was just kinda understood that every second of your life is to be spent on high alert, because they can get into anything they want in the blink of an eye, like a f*cking ninja. Terrible news.
Yep. But as anyone who has had to care for a 2 year old (I've been through it three times) it's no secret that like you mentioned.....it's an amazing thing how they can literally 'vanish' in a second and you'll find them in to something or somewhere you never imagined they'd be able to access or do.
Even with the gorilla incident....there's no way I'm going to lambast a parent for something like this because it's not like that lady wanted her kid to fall in to the gorilla pen or these folks wanted their kid eaten by an alligator. Both instances just illustrate how just moments of lapse judgement can potentially be a life and death lapse of judgment.
This story is F'n brutal. I. Cannot. Imagine.....what these parents are going through right now, and when I dedicate 'real' contemplation and thought to it I begin to tear up and gut wrench. It's just....heartbreaking.
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Gators can move very fast on land for short distances a small gator 4-6' can move up to 25 MPH. A big one is only capable of 7-8 MPH. The only real defense is to be aware of the water and that log just might be a gator. The problem is while the big ones are scarier on land and far more lethal in the water than the small ones, Disney does not remove gators until they reach 6' or are a nusaince. the small ones are far more dangerous to children and pets on land. People feed gators which only makes them become more aggressive as they know it is a food source area. People do it a lot at WDW all the time.
I had one removed from the lake behind my house a few weeks ago as he was coming out of the lake far too often and trying to breach the fence, As I said earlier in this topic before this incident. Gators are a way of life around here in Florida.
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WDW is surrounded by lakes and waterways, There is NO WAY Disney can keep them off property. I know for a fact they monitor the gator population. As I said, once they get over 6', they are removed from property and are relocated or to a gator refuge. Remember they can also walk over land so it is a hard task to control them.
Disney will react and you will now see fences on the lakes around the resort beaches. These are no swimming beaches anyway.
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There's no way Disney can control them completely. But, even though it seems like common sense.....is there property loaded with warning signs and what not to warn everyone of the gator danger?
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There's no way Disney can control them completely. But, even though it seems like common sense.....is there property loaded with warning signs and what not to warn everyone of the gator danger?
No, the only signs are no swimming signs on Disney property water areas (which is massive). That will change I gather. Do not place blame on Disney for this (not saying you were). WDW has been around 40 years and never anything like this.
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There's no way Disney can control them completely. But, even though it seems like common sense.....is there property loaded with warning signs and what not to warn everyone of the gator danger?
No, the only signs are no swimming signs on Disney property water areas (which is massive). That will change I gather. Do not place blame on Disney for this (not saying you were). WDW has been around 40 years and never anything like this.
Not placing blame at all. I'm just envisioning the inevitable lawsuit that they'll face for not warning guests about the crocodiles.
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I was thinking to myself, how in the world did this gator come up on the beach fast enough to grab this kid? I know the father saw and tried to get the kid back, but the timing seemed off. Like, how far away was this small child? I live in FL, and am very aware of what gators can do. So... now I hear they were actually IN the water. Even if they weren't out far enough to swim ("technically we weren't swimming, since there's a No Swimming sign"), that makes a huge difference in what the gator could do, and how fast it could do it. If that's true, it kinda shifts from just a terrible tragedy, to a somewhat avoidable tragedy.
Fences: dumb idea
"Warning: Alligators” signs: good idea
Reading signs and acting appropriately: great idea
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Disney could be in major trouble with this:
https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/terrified-brit-family-chased-alligator-8197003
And they supposedly advertise that beach and water sports...no good.
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Disney could be in major trouble with this:
https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/terrified-brit-family-chased-alligator-8197003
And they supposedly advertise that beach and water sports...no good.
Not to minimize this present tragedy at all, but that article is SO over the top that it borders on being ridiculous. I would bet top dollar that that kind of potential overreaction to any and every gator sighting by people who are unfamiliar with gators is precisely why Disney opted to go with generic "no swimming" signs rather than signs pointing out the (obvious) reason and saying "beware of alligators." I would sort of equate it to Disneyland in So. Cal. not having "Earthquake danger awareness" signs and brochures plastered all around that park. Yes, the potential for disaster is there. And, yes, it might avoid some loss of life in case a disastrous event were to occur. But, ultimately, the odds are very slim of something going haywire, but the odds of people overreacting and staying away because they have no real understanding of the phenomenon in the first place is very high. I'm not saying they still shouldn't have posted specific "gator warning" signs. But I can understand the thinking behind not doing it, and that article highlights it perfectly. In any case, now that this has occurred, they pretty much have to. It's a shame many people will focus on this incident rather than the millions that have passed through the grounds without anything unsafe ever remotely occurring.
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This picture is great in the story:
(https://i4.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article8195227.ece/ALTERNATES/s615b/Alligator-found-on-the-beach-of-the-Seven-Seas-Lagoon.jpg)
We've been on that very spot a number of times. My wife and I have always mentioned that there should be alligator signs posted. I can't believe they're not. That's not hindsight. We've had that conversation many times, including last April when we stayed at the Polynesian. I was actually creeped out because our room was on the ground floor (which I hate).
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Remains found.
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Link? Not questioning you. ;D Just want to read for myself.
MSN has breaking news that news conference is coming shortly.
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Found it, Tim: https://www.cnn.com/2016/06/15/us/alligator-attacks-child-disney-florida/index.html
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So the 2 year old.... was wading IN the water... ALONE!
If that's true, it kinda shifts from just a terrible tragedy, to a somewhat avoidable tragedy.
Seems to be shifting now to a completely avoidable tragedy.
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That's terrible.
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Watching the press conference now.
Crushing.
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Obviously Disney runs that town, but as I started watching the press conference, I was thinking, jeez, the sheriff is real cool. I liked his delivery and commentary. But then he was asked if he would recommend Disney posting Alligator warning signage and he completely dodged it, saying they had a "partnership" with Disney. Really??
I totally admire those divers that went into the water. Those guys have brass balls.
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Link? Not questioning you. ;D Just want to read for myself.
MSN has breaking news that news conference is coming shortly.
I did not have a link I heard it from an official I know there. All good. I did not take it as questioning me.
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Obviously Disney runs that town, but as I started watching the press conference, I was thinking, jeez, the sheriff is real cool. I liked his delivery and commentary. But then he was asked if he would recommend Disney posting Alligator warning signage and he completely dodged it, saying they had a "partnership" with Disney. Really??
I totally admire those divers that went into the water. Those guys have brass balls.
I wonder how much input they have over law enforcement. With Buena Vista/Reedy Creek or whatever being their actual own cities, they have naturally have say over things. But not fully when I read pieces of info about the founding of WDW.
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I wonder how much input they have over law enforcement.
You wonder? The guy just told a young couple that they found their dead son and he can't even say that he would recommend posting alligator warning signs.
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So the 2 year old.... was wading IN the water... ALONE!
If that's true, it kinda shifts from just a terrible tragedy, to a somewhat avoidable tragedy.
Seems to be shifting now to a completely avoidable tragedy.
So much fucking this.
I'm sorry for not being a single fucking ounce sorry. Throw all the "you don't know parenting" bullshit at me and all the excuses you (as in the people defending the parents) want but other than having the help of someone buying us food here and there, I raised my sisters and am now raising my niece and have taken both of them to zoos, the beach, pools, etc. countless times and not once has anything happened. It MIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT have something to do with me never once leaving their side, let alone out of my sight. It should be noted I've been called overbearing more than once. I take it as a compliment.
The way I pictured it before was that they were pretty much next to each other and the two year old just happened to be grabbed off the shoreline but most reports now paint a very different picture. I'm not going to sit here and blame it entirely on the parents or say that they deserved it because that's just not true (or warranted). I am however saying that people wanting to pussyfoot around this shit is fucking ridiculous. Same for the kid in the gorilla den. It's someone's fault and it sure as shit isn't the mindless beasts for saying "hey, some food...alone...exposed"; nor is it the kid because...they're children. Any situation that has the potential to be bad is going to be bad when you've got a toddler unsupervised.
It's horribly tragic and makes me sick. What makes me equally sick is halfwit fools attempting to defend the parents as if it was some freak accident or something that isn't pertaining to parenting. Even so, my heart goes out to the parents. It sounds like they were negligent, but it doesn't make it any less horrible. For as much as Disney and/or whoever the fuck owns those grounds is to blame, it's still on the parents (although there probably should be a BIG ASS sign posted every two feet given how absolutely dimwitted many people are; and I'll bet you there will be now). If you live in Florida and aren't on a constant watch for those monsters, you're a god damn mindless moron and that's about as sweetly as I can put it. It's not like a snake in the grass. It's a hulking beast that literally lurks in the water waiting for EXACTLY such an occasion. I'm also going to go out on a SUPER THIN LIMB and say that those parents will be like white on motherfucking rice with their other kids. That...is not a coincidence. :-\
But yeah after this if nothing is done...I'm going to have some bad news for my niece because fuck Disney in their crusty, money-filled asses if this isn't mended as much as they possibly can with all of their billions. I mean at this point with all the news it's getting, there should be animal control, fences, signs every ten feet, more warning signs before you even reach the shore, and then some.
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I wonder how much input they have over law enforcement.
You wonder? The guy just told a young couple that they found their dead son and he can't even say that he would recommend posting alligator warning signs.
I didn't fully read/watch everything. I'm more speculating beyond this, and what potentially more nefarious things havd/ould occur. But then that gets into P/R Forum realms.
Even though the signs would be bad "show," they will have to do something.
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I think pretty much everything that happens at Disney never sees the light of day. This was unavoidable.
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The child was found in the water 10-15 yards from where he was grabbed. :(
What a depressing day.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F1ZqrnJkQuQ
Alligator at Splash Mountain taken several years ago. They still get them in that area a lot in the park. Ignore the Jaws music. I forgot about this vid till my bud reminded me of it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F1ZqrnJkQuQ
Same spot 6 months ago
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CKSEaCItVB4
Morons feeding turtles at Disney Coronado Springs Hotel. Guess what shows up. :facepalm:
Listen to the moron mother at the 2:30 mark. :facepalm: :facepalm:
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Good fucking god. I'm really going to be in awe if this is just kind of forgotten and nothing much is done about it.
Also yes. Magnificently mindless fucks.
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So the 2 year old.... was wading IN the water... ALONE!
If that's true, it kinda shifts from just a terrible tragedy, to a somewhat avoidable tragedy.
Seems to be shifting now to a completely avoidable tragedy.
So much fucking this.
I'm sorry for not being a single fucking ounce sorry. Throw all the "you don't know parenting" bullshit at me and all the excuses you (as in the people defending the parents) want but other than having the help of someone buying us food here and there, I raised my sisters and am now raising my niece and have taken both of them to zoos, the beach, pools, etc. countless times and not once has anything happened. It MIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT have something to do with me never once leaving their side, let alone out of my sight. It should be noted I've been called overbearing more than once. I take it as a compliment.
The way I pictured it before was that they were pretty much next to each other and the two year old just happened to be grabbed off the shoreline but most reports now paint a very different picture. I'm not going to sit here and blame it entirely on the parents or say that they deserved it because that's just not true (or warranted). I am however saying that people wanting to pussyfoot around this shit is fucking ridiculous. Same for the kid in the gorilla den. It's someone's fault and it sure as shit isn't the mindless beasts for saying "hey, some food...alone...exposed"; nor is it the kid because...they're children. Any situation that has the potential to be bad is going to be bad when you've got a toddler unsupervised.
It's horribly tragic and makes me sick. What makes me equally sick is halfwit fools attempting to defend the parents as if it was some freak accident or something that isn't pertaining to parenting. Even so, my heart goes out to the parents. It sounds like they were negligent, but it doesn't make it any less horrible. For as much as Disney and/or whoever the fuck owns those grounds is to blame, it's still on the parents (although there probably should be a BIG ASS sign posted every two feet given how absolutely dimwitted many people are; and I'll bet you there will be now). If you live in Florida and aren't on a constant watch for those monsters, you're a god damn mindless moron and that's about as sweetly as I can put it. It's not like a snake in the grass. It's a hulking beast that literally lurks in the water waiting for EXACTLY such an occasion. I'm also going to go out on a SUPER THIN LIMB and say that those parents will be like white on motherfucking rice with their other kids. That...is not a coincidence. :-\
But yeah after this if nothing is done...I'm going to have some bad news for my niece because fuck Disney in their crusty, money-filled asses if this isn't mended as much as they possibly can with all of their billions. I mean at this point with all the news it's getting, there should be animal control, fences, signs every ten feet, more warning signs before you even reach the shore, and then some.
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I'm watching Lake Placid... :tup
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This dude is fucking crazy!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I7fZZUfvx0s
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This dude is fucking crazy!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I7fZZUfvx0s
He will absolutely end up like that dude a few years back who was the supposed 'bear whisperer'.....was all up in the bears business up there in alaska and claimed they talked to one another and crap like that then the bears ate him and his girlfriend.
This croc is gonna feast on that dude. Reptiles can't be 'trained' and they don't feel 'love' or any of that stuff. They are perfect killing machines....all of them....well, most of them. But especially crocs. This guys dead and he doesn't even know it.
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He will absolutely end up like that dude a few years back who was the supposed 'bear whisperer'.....was all up in the bears business up there in alaska and claimed they talked to one another and crap like that then the bears ate him and his girlfriend.
Oh wow! I'm not familiar with this.
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He will absolutely end up like that dude a few years back who was the supposed 'bear whisperer'.....was all up in the bears business up there in alaska and claimed they talked to one another and crap like that then the bears ate him and his girlfriend.
Oh wow! I'm not familiar with this.
Timothy Treadwell. He went on Lettermans show one time and Dave even said something along the lines of "you know you're gonna get eaten alive right?"
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Timothy_Treadwell
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Holy crap!
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Holy crap!
Dude.....I watched a special where they played about 30 seconds of that tape they found of him screaming as he was eaten alive.....it was horrible.
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Holy crap!
Dude.....I watched a special where they played about 30 seconds of that tape they found of him screaming as he was eaten alive.....it was horrible.
The audio is on YouTube.
Just about every comment is a bear pun...
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Holy crap!
Dude.....I watched a special where they played about 30 seconds of that tape they found of him screaming as he was eaten alive.....it was horrible.
The audio is on YouTube.
Just about every comment is a bear pun...
I don't see how you could joke about that after listening to it.
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It really is a show of how astoundingly delusional humans are/can be. We can feel a connection when not only is there not one, but it is impossible to form one. It's both beautiful and horribly fucking hilarious (read: pathetic; or in this case downright moronic) in the worst way possible. It's basically like seeing some creepy stalker dude thinking that he is genuinely in love and loved back by some random woman he doesn't even know except its even worse than that because this dumb motherfucker thinks that these things are thinking anything about him. Fact is if they are it's nothing more than instinct... and it is all instinctual...and when the instinct kicks in...he'll be in the news post mortem. It's amazing that anyone with anything past (or even ending with) a high school level of knowledge in zoology can think that animals such as sharks, crocs, etc. are somehow "friends" to humans. "Oh, he didn't eat me and we're hanging out. MUST BE MAH FRAN!" Zero. Fucking. Sympathy. (SW's next album title confirmed)
Darwin's theory at work.
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Holy crap!
Dude.....I watched a special where they played about 30 seconds of that tape they found of him screaming as he was eaten alive.....it was horrible.
That audio is fake. The real audio was never actually released to the public and is forever in the possession of the producer of the movie.
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It really is a show of how astoundingly delusional humans are/can be. We can feel a connection when not only is there not one, but it is impossible to form one. It's both beautiful and horribly fucking hilarious (read: pathetic; or in this case downright moronic) in the worst way possible. It's basically like seeing some creepy stalker dude thinking that he is genuinely in love and loved back by some random woman he doesn't even know except its even worse than that because this dumb motherfucker thinks that these things are thinking anything about him. Fact is if they are it's nothing more than instinct... and it is all instinctual...and when the instinct kicks in...he'll be in the news post mortem. It's amazing that anyone with anything past (or even ending with) a high school level of knowledge in zoology can think that animals such as sharks, crocs, etc. are somehow "friends" to humans. "Oh, he didn't eat me and we're hanging out. MUST BE MAH FRAN!" Zero. Fucking. Sympathy. (SW's next album title confirmed)
Darwin's theory at work.
Could not agree more. Don't get me wrong, it's awful that two people were mauled by a bear like that, but setting up camp next to them and thinking all will be well is just asking for a painful death.
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It's been a really horrible week in my hometown, and that alligator incident at The Grand Floridian are one of the many things that was really tragic that week. I haven't said much about it, mainly because of my ties with the company. I can't imagine what those parents are feeling. I will say this: In that hotel, and the other Disney hotels in that lagoon and other locations around the Walt Disney World resort, there are not only signs that say "No Swimming" but "Please Do Not Feed Wildlife" that includes an alligator symbol. That same signage is at the Grand Floridian. It is illegal in the state of Florida to feed alligators, because the gator will become comfortable with human surroundings, and will attack. If a gator is reported to have been tainted such as, it is usually hunted down and killed.
Disney's number one priority for their guests and employees is safety. They are a reacting company, and I guarantee you after what happened last week, you'd have to toss your kid into the lake for them to get in there from now on. I just hope they don't take away the boats and kayaks.
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Well, I absolutely recall the No Swimming signs, but I'm honestly drawing a blank on the Don't Feed The Wildlife. And even if it is there, with a small alligator symbol, that's a lot different than a Danger-Beware Of Alligators sign. They have one of those by the Basketball/Shuffleboard courts near Kidani Village. That gets your attention.
Disney cannot set up a beach like location, with beach chairs and all, and think a small alligator symbol on a Don't Feed will be sufficient.
As you say, Disney IS a reactive company, but they are not a preventative company. I said in a post earlier, how many people feel out of the trams before they put the doors on? I'm sorry, but announcing children should sit in the middle is not sufficient.
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Australia, WTF??
https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/world/eagle-tries-to-carry-off-australian-boy/ar-BBuhnO6
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Daaamn. Eagle was all "SHUT THE FUCK UP I'M PERFORMING".
Smack you for playing with your zipper during a miraculous performance? Smack the phone out of your hand during a miraculous performance? I vote this Eagle be renamed Geagle Tate.
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We were diving in Cozumel last year and they had spotted a 4' saltwater croc right at the little pier we do our safety stops between dives. Crystal clear 4-6' water. I was a little bummed we missed it. I would have slid in the water with it for some vid. Any bigger than that...no. We did a few dives with Bull Sharks a few years back, that got the old blood pumping! One of my other bucket list critters would be hanging with Komodo Dragons in Indonesia. The boats make stops in the national park during Dive liveaboard trips to visit them.
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https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1347973/Australia-floods-Rescue-teams-face-face-6-foot-crocodile-street.html
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If that's the picture of the croc in the article, there NO WAY that it's only 6'. Looks closer to 10'.
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At least!
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https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/world/argentinian-hunter-trampled-and-killed-by-elephant-in-namibia/ar-AAq5q3W?li=BBnbfcL
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https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/two-days-before-alligator-killed-woman-her-community-was-urged-to-be-on-guard/ar-AAyrDAQ?li=BBnbfcL
WTf'nF.
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Call me a chicken shit, but if I got word about a crocodile (or alligator) being that close to home, I would move.
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Call me a chicken shit, but if I got word about a crocodile (or alligator) being that close to home, I would move.
No shit, right.
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Don't you know how to disable an alligator?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6dgUAqGqS8Q&feature=youtu.be&t=50s
Also, that video lead me to this. Holy smokes!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bb1c1aMcFAo
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Wow. Seems the guy died at 32 from a motorcycle accidents.
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Holy shit I'd swim naked in a kiddie pool filled with a dozen crocs before coming within 1,000 feet of this mother f*cker.
https://www.thisisinsider.com/a-woman-was-swallowed-whole-by-a-23-foot-python-in-indonesia-2018-6
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See, this is why I stand by the expression "the only good snake is a dead snake."
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Hah, I was going to post the same story. Holy shit.
*crosses Indonesia off the vacation list*
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Fucking poachers! :facepalm:
https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/world/three-rhino-poachers-eaten-by-lions-in-south-africa/ar-AAzCxRl?li=BBnb7Kz
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Hooray for the lions :clap:
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Fucking poachers! :facepalm:
https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/world/three-rhino-poachers-eaten-by-lions-in-south-africa/ar-AAzCxRl?li=BBnb7Kz
Fantastic.
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Holy shit! The humans are as mad as hell, and they aren't going to take it any more!
https://www.npr.org/2018/07/16/629369747/angered-by-attack-mob-slaughters-hundreds-of-crocodiles-in-indonesia
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Holy shit! The humans are as mad as hell, and they aren't going to take it any more!
https://www.npr.org/2018/07/16/629369747/angered-by-attack-mob-slaughters-hundreds-of-crocodiles-in-indonesia
I just read the same thing in my newspaper. People are so goddamn fucking ridiculously stupid :facepalm:
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I saw that.
Holy shit! The humans are as mad as hell, and they aren't going to take it any more!
:lol
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Ric Flair should be able to stock up on shoes now.
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That'll teach the crocs a lesson... Soprano's style!
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Makenzie Alexis Noland thinks y'all are a bunch of pussies.
https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/woman-poses-14-foot-long-alligator-college-graduation-photos-hes-like-puppy-192509911.html
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Yeah, and she'd be right, too.
Probably safer than a Texas A&M frat house though.
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That lady ain't right in the head.
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That thing looks more like a fucking dinosaur.
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https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/world/authorities-dead-oregon-hiker-likely-killed-by-cougar/ar-BBN9VsE?li=BBnbfcL
Damn.
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https://www.msn.com/en-us/health/medical/new-york-hunter-contracted-rare-and-fatal-disease-after-eating-squirrel-brains/ar-BBOwuQ7
WUT??
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https://www.msn.com/en-us/health/medical/new-york-hunter-contracted-rare-and-fatal-disease-after-eating-squirrel-brains/ar-BBOwuQ7
WUT??
That is nuts.
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You can't fix stupid.
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https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/world/man-dies-in-3rd-shark-attack-off-australia-island-in-7-weeks/ar-BBPmkxM?li=BBnbcA1
If there are sharks in the water, why are we swimming in the water??
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https://www.firstcoastnews.com/article/news/local/intruder-strips-down-to-his-underwear-jumps-into-crocodile-pool-gets-bitten/77-611662059
Another reminder that Florida is SO FLORIDA.
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"..and he was probably high on something" :lol
He's f'n lucky to be alive.
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https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/world/man-dies-in-3rd-shark-attack-off-australia-island-in-7-weeks/ar-BBPmkxM?li=BBnbcA1
If there are sharks in the water, why are we swimming in the water??
Because we are a fucking selfish, ignorant and dumb species. This has been happening a bit here and we keep going into their territory and its for some reason a fucking outrage when people get killed by them.
Then we start culling them no matter if they were the responsible crocs or not. Fucking mindblowing mate.
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https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/world/leopard-kills-monk-meditating-in-forest/ar-BBQTlX4?li=BBnbcA1
I mean, to sit and meditate in the middle of a tiger reserve? WTF??
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It's always kind of hard for me to rip on these types of stories being I'm an idiot who had a Western Diamondback Rattlesnake as a pet for 7 years and eventually got bit by it. It's never a question of 'if' it'll happen with these wild animals.....it's 'when'.......
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https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/world/leopard-kills-monk-meditating-in-forest/ar-BBQTlX4?li=BBnbcA1
I mean, to sit and meditate in the middle of a tiger reserve? WTF??
And now they want to catch the tiger? Seriously?
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Australia WTF?
https://www.msn.com/en-us/video/animals/australian-woman-wakes-up-to-find-13-foot-long-python-in-her-bed/vi-BBQVaGE
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Australia WTF?
https://www.msn.com/en-us/video/animals/australian-woman-wakes-up-to-find-13-foot-long-python-in-her-bed/vi-BBQVaGE
Can't see the story (geo-blocked) but I think I might know that lady quite well- nothing to worry about at all. :hat
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:hefdaddy
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Australia WTF?
https://www.msn.com/en-us/video/animals/australian-woman-wakes-up-to-find-13-foot-long-python-in-her-bed/vi-BBQVaGE
Can't see the story (geo-blocked) but I think I might know that lady quite well- nothing to worry about at all. :hat
Oh wow, this is fucking brilliant.
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Hah! Motherfucker!
https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/world/suspected-rhino-poacher-killed-by-elephant-then-eaten-by-lions-in-south-africa-authorities-say/ar-BBVGBcT?li=BBnbfcL
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Hah! Motherfucker!
https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/world/suspected-rhino-poacher-killed-by-elephant-then-eaten-by-lions-in-south-africa-authorities-say/ar-BBVGBcT?li=BBnbfcL
It’s the circle of life.
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WTF??
https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/large-bird-attacks-and-kills-its-fallen-owner-in-florida/ar-BBVUP4i?li=BBnbfcL
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Hah! Motherfucker!
https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/world/suspected-rhino-poacher-killed-by-elephant-then-eaten-by-lions-in-south-africa-authorities-say/ar-BBVGBcT?li=BBnbfcL
This is such a sweet heartfelt story.
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WTF??
https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/large-bird-attacks-and-kills-its-fallen-owner-in-florida/ar-BBVUP4i?li=BBnbfcL
Brutal.
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Only in Florida.
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This dude is fucked.
https://www.msn.com/en-us/video/animals/this-alligator-just-wants-to-cuddle-you/vi-AADvWFM
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Don't miss next weeks episode: My alligator ripped my face off.
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"Emotional support animals" are getting out of control.
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The alligator will also be able to provide emotional support to the passer-by who gets their leg ripped off, so that's handy.
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https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/hunter-shot-killed-in-georgia-after-allegedly-mistaken-for-a-deer-officials-say/ar-AAI1b4E?li=BBnbcA1
Somewhere there is a herd of deer laughing their ass off.
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https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/hunter-shot-killed-in-georgia-after-allegedly-mistaken-for-a-deer-officials-say/ar-AAI1b4E?li=BBnbcA1
Somewhere there is a herd of deer laughing their ass off.
Brilliant.
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https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/indiana-woman-found-dead-with-python-wrapped-around-her-neck-140-snakes-in-reptile-home-police-say/ar-AAJDNpm?li=BBnbcA1
I mean, d'uh.
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https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/indiana-woman-found-dead-with-python-wrapped-around-her-neck-140-snakes-in-reptile-home-police-say/ar-AAJDNpm?li=BBnbcA1
I mean, d'uh.
My 8 foot python has been known to do that sort of damage too.
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You have a python?
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https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/indiana-woman-found-dead-with-python-wrapped-around-her-neck-140-snakes-in-reptile-home-police-say/ar-AAJDNpm?li=BBnbcA1
I mean, d'uh.
My 8 foot python has been known to do that sort of damage too.
Choking out 37 year old women?
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My 8" python does that! :neverusethis:
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My 8" python does that! :neverusethis:
That's what I was referring to......just on a larger scale. ;D
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You have a python?
No. My dick is just fucking bigger than I am.
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You have a python?
No. My dick is just fucking bigger than I am.
You have that problem too? :lol
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You have a python?
No. My dick is just fucking bigger than I am.
You have that problem too? :lol
Such an inconvenience at times.
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Makes it tough to buy pants.
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Makes it tough to buy pants.
I stopped wearing them it's so difficult.
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https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/woman-found-dead-in-ohio-home-was-likely-killed-by-her-great-danes-police-say/ar-AAJQV2w?li=BBnbcA1
WTF??
And Wolfking, I don't want to hear about your um..great dane. :lol
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Poor dogs... Fucking dumb cunt :tdwn
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So, the dogs get severely mistreated and underfed, attacks the bitch that's supposed to care for them and kills her, yet they are going to get killed? Fuck humanity. These poor dogs were doing something good for society.
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Holy crap, this is awful (not crocs, but still):
https://www.cnn.com/2019/11/25/us/feral-hog-death-trnd/index.html
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Yikes!
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Wow. What a way to go.
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So I just read this..
https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/a-father-and-his-9-year-old-daughter-were-killed-while-hunting-they-were-mistaken-for-deer/ar-BBYz8WZ?li=BBnbcA1
WTF? Normally I laugh when I see a hunter is mistaken for a deer, but a 9 year old girl? That is fucking sickening.
WTF was her father thinking?
Do hunters even look at what they're shooting at? Or do they just shoot at moving bushes?
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Jeez, let's taken my 9 year old girl out to hunt wild animals were other people with guns are doing the same thing.
Plus, on the other end, let's just shoot at whatever the fuck moves. What sort of fucking sport is that. Fuckin' hell!
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I don't even know where to put this, but I'll put it here...
https://www.msn.com/en-us/lifestyle/lifestyle-buzz/shelter-takes-in-the-chubbiest-cat-theyve-ever-seen/ar-BBZgu2n?li=BBnbfcL
(https://www.dreamtheaterforums.org/boards/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg-s-msn-com.akamaized.net%2Ftenant%2Famp%2Fentityid%2FBBZgyet.img%3Fh%3D420%26amp%3Bw%3D799%26amp%3Bm%3D6%26amp%3Bq%3D60%26amp%3Bo%3Df%26amp%3Bl%3Df%26amp%3Bx%3D516%26amp%3By%3D222&hash=c20281be87ce393d748f404875a168d51db3e611)
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Maybe just re-title this thread "Animals... WTF!?!?!"
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Real life Garfield. Holy shit!
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Real life Garfield. Holy shit!
So much lasagna.
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Maybe just re-title this thread "Animals... WTF!?!?!"
Alright.
Real life Garfield. Holy shit!
:lol
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Kade's friendly local retirement village ;D
https://www.1news.info/python-eats-giant-goanna-at-sunshine-coast-retirement-village-700930
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That's insane!! So you can have a python just hanging off your roof? :lol
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So, the dogs get severely mistreated and underfed, attacks the bitch that's supposed to care for them and kills her, yet they are going to get killed? Fuck humanity. These poor dogs were doing something good for society.
Agree with this. People who mistreat animals are the lowest form of scum, only above people who mistreat children. Hope it was painful.
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Well, I'm way late to the news of that Gorilla incident. I never heard about that one. That's fucked up. I see there's a fucking video but I think I'll pass on that, unless I get very drunk later tonight which is a distinct possibility.
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Kade's friendly local retirement village ;D
https://www.1news.info/python-eats-giant-goanna-at-sunshine-coast-retirement-village-700930
Jesus Christ!! Jawbreaker!!! :eek
That's insane!! So you can have a python just hanging off your roof? :lol
I think they normally can find themselves getting into peoples roofs and shit. They are non venomous. This photo is crazy though.
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So Friday night I stumbled across "audio" of a bear eating Timothy Treadwell, a guy who lived with bears every summer for over a decade. Apparently the tape is fake but the sounds are so disturbing it actually kept me awake that night, and I don't freak out that easily. Even as a fake that audio was terrifying. Which led me to watching and reading about brown bears all Saturday morning.
Animals are f'ing scary out there, man. Nature doesn't give a f*** about us :lol
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So Friday night I stumbled across "audio" of a bear eating Timothy Treadwell, a guy who lived with bears every summer for over a decade. Apparently the tape is fake but the sounds are so disturbing it actually kept me awake that night, and I don't freak out that easily. Even as a fake that audio was terrifying. Which led me to watching and reading about brown bears all Saturday morning.
Animals are f'ing scary out there, man. Nature doesn't give a f*** about us :lol
I remember reading about him. Fascinating. I haven't heard the audio, I didn't bother, but it's kind of a shame in a sick sort of way that it was faked.
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So Friday night I stumbled across "audio" of a bear eating Timothy Treadwell, a guy who lived with bears every summer for over a decade. Apparently the tape is fake but the sounds are so disturbing it actually kept me awake that night, and I don't freak out that easily. Even as a fake that audio was terrifying. Which led me to watching and reading about brown bears all Saturday morning.
Animals are f'ing scary out there, man. Nature doesn't give a f*** about us :lol
I remember reading about him. Fascinating. I haven't heard the audio, I didn't bother, but it's kind of a shame in a sick sort of way that it was faked.
There's a very interesting documentary out there about him. And, if I recall correctly.....the actual audio of him and his girlfriend being eaten alive was intentionally destroyed.
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^^ That's what I read too, and I agree with Kade, it's sick that somebody would fake that. Before I found out it was fake I heard him screaming, "I'm being killed by a bear out here" and felt myself turning pale. It's a good fake
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^^ That's what I read too, and I agree with Kade, it's sick that somebody would fake that. Before I found out it was fake I heard him screaming, "I'm being killed by a bear out here" and felt myself turning pale. It's a good fake
'Grizzly Man' by Werner Herzog is the documentary. It's very interesting and eventually very sad. Treadwell was very careless and convinced himself that he was more a part of nature and the animals that he was fascinated in watching than he was with the modern world. And in a lot of ways he was. But you cannot get comfortable with wild Grizzly bears and believe they won't eat you to stock up fat for their hibernation.....
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^^ That's what I read too, and I agree with Kade, it's sick that somebody would fake that. Before I found out it was fake I heard him screaming, "I'm being killed by a bear out here" and felt myself turning pale. It's a good fake
'Grizzly Man' by Werner Herzog is the documentary. It's very interesting and eventually very sad. Treadwell was very careless and convinced himself that he was more a part of nature and the animals that he was fascinated in watching than he was with the modern world. And in a lot of ways he was. But you cannot get comfortable with wild Grizzly bears and believe they won't eat you to stock up fat for their hibernation.....
Thanks for the suggestion! I'm going to watch that. I watched a video of him standing in front of a brown bear that was eating a salmon in a river. And he was talking to it like it was his little baby. I couldn't believe the balls/stupidity on him. Nevermind living with them for 13 summers. Holy bajesus... no freaking way, man. Not around BEARS!!
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^^ That's what I read too, and I agree with Kade, it's sick that somebody would fake that. Before I found out it was fake I heard him screaming, "I'm being killed by a bear out here" and felt myself turning pale. It's a good fake
'Grizzly Man' by Werner Herzog is the documentary. It's very interesting and eventually very sad. Treadwell was very careless and convinced himself that he was more a part of nature and the animals that he was fascinated in watching than he was with the modern world. And in a lot of ways he was. But you cannot get comfortable with wild Grizzly bears and believe they won't eat you to stock up fat for their hibernation.....
Thanks for the suggestion! I'm going to watch that. I watched a video of him standing in front of a brown bear that was eating a salmon in a river. And he was talking to it like it was his little baby. I couldn't believe the balls/stupidity on him. Nevermind living with them for 13 summers. Holy bajesus... no freaking way, man. Not around BEARS!!
As you watch the doc you'll realize that he has some 'issues'. I don't think he was firing on all cylinders if you know what I mean.
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Surprised he was able to live with them for that long.
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https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/deer-runs-over-man/vi-BBZyqsQ
:rollin
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https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/deer-runs-over-man/vi-BBZyqsQ
:rollin
That thing just launched himself right into that fucker lol. Too good.
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I am kinda wishing I contract Covid19 now, it sounds much more pleasant than facing a swarm of Murder Hornets (https://www.cbsnews.com/news/murder-hornets-honeybees-united-states/).
WSDA says on their website that the hornets do not typically go after humans, but if they do, not even beekeeping suits can protect against the hornets' stingers, which are longer and more dangerous than a bee's.
Researchers say the sting of a murder hornet is painful and packed with neurotoxins. Even if someone is not allergic to the hornet, multiple stings have the potential to kill.
Conrad Bérubé, a beekeeper and entomologist in Nanaimo, British Columbia, told The New York Times that the day after he got stung, he legs ached like he had the flu, and the sting was the most painful sting he's ever experienced.
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Yeah, I read about these. Scary af.
https://www.nytimes.com/2020/05/02/us/asian-giant-hornet-washington.html
Crews were able to track down the hive on Vancouver Island. Conrad Bérubé, a beekeeper and entomologist in the town of Nanaimo, was assigned to exterminate it.
He set out at night, when the hornets would be in their nest. He put on shorts and thick sweatpants, then his bee suit. He donned Kevlar braces on his ankles and wrists.
But as he approached the hive, he said, the rustling of the brush and the shine of his flashlight awakened the colony. Before he had a chance to douse the nest with carbon dioxide, he felt the first searing stabs in his leg — through the bee suit and underlying sweatpants.
“It was like having red-hot thumbtacks being driven into my flesh,” he said. He ended up getting stung at least seven times, some of the stings drawing blood.
(https://i.redd.it/5vfbx6e2xhw41.jpg)
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That is nuts!
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Did anyone see this, the monkey riding in on a bike trying to take the kid haha holy shit!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I6xGcUxuC4c
I question the autenticity of it all though as the camera is ready to follow the monkey riding in.
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Holy shit! Looks authentic to me. Haven't monkeys snatched small dogs there too I thought?
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I wanna know where he got his little motorbike from? :lol
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I thought it said the monkey was doing some sort of performance.
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Not sure where to put this but..
Florida WTF??
https://www.msn.com/en-us/health/medical/officers-discover-emotional-support-python-during-dui-stop/ar-BB1f0CPh?li=BBnbfcL
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Lol! Was it Alice Cooper or some shit? :lol
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Yes, Australia has snakes.
https://www.msn.com/en-au/news/australia/snake-strikes-unsuspecting-aussie-s-foot-as-he-works-from-home/ar-AAURgrO?ocid=msedgntp
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Wow, that's crazy!
Apparently Santa summers in Australia.
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Wow, that's crazy!
Apparently Santa summers in Australia.
It's kind of rare a snake would come out and intentionally try and attack someone, that's definitely wild.
Almost no presents for anyone anymore.
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Man, I have always wanted to visit Australia, especially the Melbourne area, but snakes are a huge deal breaker for me, and shit like that is just too nuts for my blood.
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You know what is to nuts for me (besides snake)?
Electric eels - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vuHuKvhG88U
:omg:
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https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/2-dead-after-camel-attack-at-tennessee-petting-zoo-sheriff-says/ar-AAUZkou?li=BB141NW3
Seriously?
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https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/2-dead-after-camel-attack-at-tennessee-petting-zoo-sheriff-says/ar-AAUZkou?li=BB141NW3
Seriously?
Wait.....one of the victims was named Tommy Gunn??
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https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/2-dead-after-camel-attack-at-tennessee-petting-zoo-sheriff-says/ar-AAUZkou?li=BB141NW3
Seriously?
Wait.....one of the victims was named Tommy Gunn??
You know him?
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Gotta be made up.
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Wow, that's crazy!
Apparently Santa summers in Australia.
It's kind of rare a snake would come out and intentionally try and attack someone, that's definitely wild.
Almost no presents for anyone anymore.
Came across these two last week on a walk - too busy fighting each other to bother anyone else :)
(https://i.postimg.cc/GmTB7sZX/snakes.jpg)
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Holy shit!
Looks like snake porn to me. :lol
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My thoughts as well lol
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It did cross my mind , but I am assured by people who know about these things that it's a punch on not a love fest :lol
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I figured "Hey baby let's have a punch on" was Australian for a love fest, no?
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Holy shit!
Looks like snake porn to me. :lol
Those types of snakes will fucking kill you.
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I figured "Hey baby let's have a punch on" was Australian for a love fest, no?
That's not far off actually.
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https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/world/large-crocodile-attacks-woman-in-lake-thought-safe-for-swimming/ar-AAWUqiT?ocid=msedgntp&cvid=8463dbd83cea43f9b6c3ffa4fbb3bf8f
They estimate that 35,000 crocs live in this lake?? WTF??
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A popular swimming destination ..................love it :lol
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They shot the animal 'in order to ensure public safety'. WTF?! Don't go in it's territory, that's how you ensure safety. Why kill one when there's 34999 more in there?! That pisses me off.
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They shot the animal 'in order to ensure public safety'. WTF?! Don't go in it's territory, that's how you ensure safety. Why kill one when there's 34999 more in there?! That pisses me off.
They should shoot the idiots in bathing suits instead.
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They shot the animal 'in order to ensure public safety'. WTF?! Don't go in it's territory, that's how you ensure safety. Why kill one when there's 34999 more in there?! That pisses me off.
They should shoot the idiots in bathing suits instead.
Couldn't agree more mate. :facepalm:
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Crocs got nothing on Miska the cat.
https://mynorthwest.com/3460416/infamous-bellevue-cat-wins-large-settlement-due-to-conflict-of-interest/
Dating back to 2014, Regional Animal Services of King County, contracted by the City of Bellevue, issued violations for claims that Miska trespassed, taunted other pets in the neighborhood, and committed other infractions.
Miska’s neighbor claimed the cat has killed “dozens” of pets over the last seven years, including ducks, chickens, and rabbits. Reports from Animal Control acquired through a public disclosure request stated these allegations dated back to 2012, including reports of her “stalking” a neighborhood dog.
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:lol What a badass. The pic of him running towards the dog is hilarious.
'taunted other pets in the neighbourhood.'
:rollin
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"Hey, you, dog, you set one paw on our property, and it's go time!"
This has been a local story here for years. In that very article is a link to a previous write-up on that cat from 2020.
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They shot the animal 'in order to ensure public safety'. WTF?! Don't go in it's territory, that's how you ensure safety. Why kill one when there's 34999 more in there?! That pisses me off.
That never makes sense to me. Yes, we have to catch the ONE that bit a human, because the other thousands navigating those waters as well never would have done the same thing. :facepalm: :facepalm:
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They shot the animal 'in order to ensure public safety'. WTF?! Don't go in it's territory, that's how you ensure safety. Why kill one when there's 34999 more in there?! That pisses me off.
That never makes sense to me. Yes, we have to catch the ONE that bit a human, because the other thousands navigating those waters as well never would have done the same thing. :facepalm: :facepalm:
Ya gotta make an example. The others will get the "hint".
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They shot the animal 'in order to ensure public safety'. WTF?! Don't go in it's territory, that's how you ensure safety. Why kill one when there's 34999 more in there?! That pisses me off.
That never makes sense to me. Yes, we have to catch the ONE that bit a human, because the other thousands navigating those waters as well never would have done the same thing. :facepalm: :facepalm:
It happens all the time here with shark attacks. Yes, people go into the fucking ocean, get bitten by a shark, and there's a fucking outcry and somehow they are able to locate the shark and cull it. It blows my fucking mind. We are such a fucked up species.
There's a reason we're getting attacked, because we are fucking stupid and going into their property. If a shark or croc makes its way into our backyard at home, what the fuck would we do?
There's also a reason why Minska the cat is a cunt. Because he knows he's smarter than this dumbshit human owners.
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The whole idea of shooting the shark is fucking stupid too. After a shark attack, yeah, they go out in a boat on THE OCEAN with a million sharks and somehow, they find the ONE shark that attacked a surfer.
I mean, are people that gullable?
And I'm sorry cat owners.. if your pet cat thought he could, he'd fucking kill and eat you.
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The whole idea of shooting the shark is fucking stupid too. After a shark attack, yeah, they go out in a boat on THE OCEAN with a million sharks and somehow, they find the ONE shark that attacked a surfer.
I mean, are people that gullable?
Yeah, it's not like they have fucking tracking devices or something. If they then do kill something, how is it not random and just to try stop the outcry from fucking retards. You take that risk going into the ocean. You get you're leg bitten off, sorry pal, bad fucking luck.
And I'm sorry cat owners.. if your pet cat thought he could, he'd fucking kill and eat you.
100% true. The way a cat looks at you is exactly that. "If I could kill you, I would.......but since I can't, fucking feed me you peasant or I'll claw you're face off anyway."
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Reading this as I pet my cat and shes staring at me... I said, sure go ahead, if you can take me so be it, you win, eat.
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Reading this as I pet my cat and shes staring at me... I said, sure go ahead, if you can take me so be it, you win, eat.
:lol
(https://www.dreamtheaterforums.org/boards/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F24.media.tumblr.com%2F8ed47eda314569a6fc218732cb97210c%2Ftumblr_muooz4zEUX1qdlh1io1_400.gif&hash=eed47570dde98a3130220dcae1006323462a93e7)
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The whole idea of shooting the shark is fucking stupid too. After a shark attack, yeah, they go out in a boat on THE OCEAN with a million sharks and somehow, they find the ONE shark that attacked a surfer.
I mean, are people that gullable?
Yeah, it's not like they have fucking tracking devices or something. If they then do kill something, how is it not random and just to try stop the outcry from fucking retards. You take that risk going into the ocean. You get you're leg bitten off, sorry pal, bad fucking luck.
It's a vicious circle. A shark gets killed by a fisherman, so the sharks scout the local beach and look at one of the swimmers and say "Hey that's the one that shot Jabberjaw". And then they go back to the Shark Reef and say..."we got him!"
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Of course you know the feeling when you're taking a nap and you feel someone watching you...
(https://i.chzbgr.com/full/5670622976/hBBA885A2/the-cat-is-planning-something-evil)
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The whole idea of shooting the shark is fucking stupid too. After a shark attack, yeah, they go out in a boat on THE OCEAN with a million sharks and somehow, they find the ONE shark that attacked a surfer.
I mean, are people that gullable?
Yeah, it's not like they have fucking tracking devices or something. If they then do kill something, how is it not random and just to try stop the outcry from fucking retards. You take that risk going into the ocean. You get you're leg bitten off, sorry pal, bad fucking luck.
It's a vicious circle. A shark gets killed by a fisherman, so the sharks scout the local beach and look at one of the swimmers and say "Hey that's the one that shot Jabberjaw". And then they go back to the Shark Reef and say..."we got him!"
Jabberjaw! :rollin :rollin :rollin
Of course you know the feeling when you're taking a nap and you feel someone watching you...
(https://i.chzbgr.com/full/5670622976/hBBA885A2/the-cat-is-planning-something-evil)
That gif is like 2 different cats. They turn evil quicker than we can blink. :lol
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(heavy breathing) ...well she took me up on it... good fight... blood everywhere...
anyone try bbq cat before?
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(heavy breathing) ...well she took me up on it... good fight... blood everywhere...
anyone try bbq cat before?
:lol
Sounds like it could have gone either way!
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https://www.cnn.com/travel/article/how-to-survive-alligator-attack/index.html
The kayaker's video was a tad upsetting.
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That dude is lucky. Both of them, actually. I remember the story of the guy diving for the teeth. Insane.
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https://www.cnn.com/travel/article/how-to-survive-alligator-attack/index.html
The kayaker's video was a tad upsetting.
Why? Just because he could and probably should have died? Lucky as hell the gator didn't eat him when he went under.
Love the crocs just beasting it up through the suburbs too.
Yeah, that second day cheated death for sure.
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https://www.cnn.com/travel/article/how-to-survive-alligator-attack/index.html
The kayaker's video was a tad upsetting.
Why? Just because he could and probably should have died?
Um..YES, that's exactly why! :lol
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https://www.cnn.com/travel/article/how-to-survive-alligator-attack/index.html
The kayaker's video was a tad upsetting.
Why? Just because he could and probably should have died?
Um..YES, that's exactly why! :lol
Ah ok. I wasn't fazed at all by it. Thought it was fascinating but was expecting more. :lol
You could tell from the dude's hands afterwards though he probably had just shit himself.
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Nothing too interesting in this article but in Australia, looks like they are bulking up, skipping the fish and moving to pork and fucking more. These fuckers are gonna take over. This just popped into my MSN feed haha.
https://www.msn.com/en-au/news/techandscience/saltwater-crocodiles-are-eating-a-lot-of-feral-hogs-in-australia/ar-AAX1Thz?ocid=msedgntp&cvid=5474b29f6ecf427cb0a91c7112282d23
Saltwater crocodiles in Australia’s Northern Territory are thriving, and the reason why might surprise you. The population of the big reptiles in the area rose from a low of around 3,000 in 1971 to more than 100,000 today. And it turns out, a proliferation of wild pigs might be fueling the croc comeback
:o
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Wow, that's crazy. Don't go near the water!
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Wow, that's crazy. Don't go near the water!
If only humans realised it was actually that simple.
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https://www.cnn.com/travel/article/how-to-survive-alligator-attack/index.html
The kayaker's video was a tad upsetting.
Why? Just because he could and probably should have died? Lucky as hell the gator didn't eat him when he went under.
Love the crocs just beasting it up through the suburbs too.
Yeah, that second day cheated death for sure.
Ha... full disclosure, up here on Long Island, my wife and I enjoy kayaking on the sound and some of the local rivers. When we move down to Florida later this year, we fully intend on continuing to kayak in the many Florida state and national parks. But I don't think there's a body of water there that won't have at least a gator or three.
That said, a couple summers ago, we were swimming on one of the many beaches on the south shore when they suddenly called everybody out of the water. Apparently, a great white had been spotted close by... shades of the movie Jaws, which was set in Long Island.
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Fucking crabs were enough to stop me from swimming in the ocean. :lol
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Fucking crabs were enough to stop me from swimming in the ocean. :lol
:lol
I've also had contact with some type of jellyfish that left a nasty stinging red rash on my arm.
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I grew up on the ocean, and when I was a kid, if I went in the water, I'd wear old sneakers. :lol
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I grew up on the ocean, and when I was a kid, if I went in the water, I'd wear old sneakers. :lol
I believe that.
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Looking for frisbees?....
https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/man-killed-in-suspected-alligator-attack/ar-AAXW78j?ocid=msedgdhp&pc=U531&cvid=1713b7deb28f4b6eac79c50cae83757d
People are fucking stupid. I saw another article where they said the guy was actually searching IN the water.
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:lol He was 47 years old too. :lol What a dumb cunt. That must have been some frisbee. :lol
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He wasn't even looking for a frisbee. He was looking for some to sell to disc golfers. Who knew a side hustle could be so deadly?
"Hey buddy, wanna buy a frisbee?"
"Um... it looks kinda... swampy."
"Naw man, just a little wear and tear!"
"No thanks, new frisbees really aren't that expensive."
And some good advice:
https://abcnews.go.com/US/survive-gator-attack-fight-hell-wildlife-experts/story?id=39872074
If you happen to lock eyes with an alligator on land, forget running in a zigzag. Run away as fast as you can in a straight line.
When running from anything threatening, who the hell runs in a zigzag? Isn't that what submarines do to throw off a tailing sub?
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When running from anything threatening, who the hell runs in a zigzag?
Maybe if you're running from someone with a gun or who might have a gun.........so could be almost any situation involving a threatening human in the US. You'd assume the alligator isn't packing though :lol
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When running from anything threatening, who the hell runs in a zigzag?
Maybe if you're running from someone with a gun or who might have a gun.........so could be almost any situation involving a threatening human in the US. You'd assume the alligator isn't packing though :lol
We could tell Americans the crocs over here carry weapons......they'd probably believe it.
I skimmed the article too quick and missed he was looking for frisbees to sell. That's outrageous! :lol
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They say though that if you are being chased by a Komodo Dragon that you should run zig zag.
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I think they say that about snakes too because I run away from my boss like that and he's fucking bamboozled. Dumb cunt.
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And some good advice:
https://abcnews.go.com/US/survive-gator-attack-fight-hell-wildlife-experts/story?id=39872074
If you happen to lock eyes with an alligator on land, forget running in a zigzag. Run away as fast as you can in a straight line.
When running from anything threatening, who the hell runs in a zigzag? Isn't that what submarines do to throw off a tailing sub?
How in the world is anyone supposed to run with shit in their pants?
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They say though that if you are being chased by a Komodo Dragon that you should run zig zag.
Huh. Saw one of those at the zoo last weekend.
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=WLZWNbudx5s
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=WLZWNbudx5s
Holy shit, that dude is awesome. He's just lucky that little gator's mother wasn't around.
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=WLZWNbudx5s
Holy shit, that dude is awesome. He's just lucky that little gator's mother wasn't around.
He wasn’t gonna lose that cigar either :lol
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=WLZWNbudx5s
I've seen that one before, cool shit. He just did what he had to do to save the dog and bossed it.
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Don't try to mess with a momma bear's cubs (do not watch if you are squeamish):
https://www.bbc.com/news/av/world-61750744
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I saw that earlier. It's not all that squeemish.
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I agree, but I didn't want someone to get ticked that I didn't give them a heads up about an animal tumbling down a cliff.
I worked with a lady years ago who loved deer and hated the idea of anyone harming them (ignoring the fact that they are stupid and run out in front of cars all the time), so you just never know. Then again, she loved the Kardashians, so she couldn't be trusted. :lol :lol
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Then again, she loved the Kardashians, so she couldn't be trusted. :lol :lol
Then she should know squeemish!
(https://uploads.celebrityinsider.org/uploads/2020/06/Khloe-Kardashian-Before-and-After.png?format=webp%2Cjpg&w=1200&h=856)
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Then again, she loved the Kardashians, so she couldn't be trusted. :lol :lol
Then she should know squeemish!
(https://uploads.celebrityinsider.org/uploads/2020/06/Khloe-Kardashian-Before-and-After.png?format=webp%2Cjpg&w=1200&h=856)
Is that supposed to be the same person?
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Don't try to mess with a momma bear's cubs (do not watch if you are squeamish):
https://www.bbc.com/news/av/world-61750744
Damn that was kind of brutal. Nice to see the female survived. It's kind of crazy the things these animals will do to mate and fulfill that mindless drive to procreate.
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I was at the gym tonight running some kms on the treadmill watching the news when this story came on....
https://youtu.be/rcmC5zA3Jpo
The sound is down with subtitles but I nearly fucking fell off when his name came up on the screen. :lol
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I was at the gym tonight running some kms on the treadmill watching the news when this story came on....
https://youtu.be/rcmC5zA3Jpo
The sound is down with subtitles but I nearly fucking fell off when his name came up on the screen. :lol
That man is a legend. :hefdaddy
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Kai Hansen :metal :metal :metal
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:lol Yeah, no shit, I literally nearly slipped off the treadmill laughing my ass off. :metal
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Karma is a bitch!
https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/world/bear-seeks-revenge-by-killing-hunter-who-shot-him-before-succumbing-to-wounds/ar-AAYHMit?li=BBnbfcL
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Karma is a bitch!
https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/world/bear-seeks-revenge-by-killing-hunter-who-shot-him-before-succumbing-to-wounds/ar-AAYHMit?li=BBnbfcL
The hunter’s skull was ‘crushed’ in the attack and he suffered claw and fang wounds, it has been reported.
‘The mortally wounded predator managed to inflict an injury from which the hunter died,’ said the regional office of the Russian Ministry of Internal Affairs.
Outstanding. Such a shame the bear didn't survive though.
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Agreed about the bear not surviving.
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https://www.msn.com/en-au/news/world/crocodile-drags-indian-man-deep-into-water-after-killing-him-viral-video-shows/ar-AA10tAxC?ocid=msedgdhp&pc=U531&cvid=432948a31ca140389760afecf7ea8718
Let's just stand around and watch a man get killed by a croc. I mean, I know there's nothing they could do but quite bizarre behaviour.
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Jesus Christ, WTF? Did they sell tickets??
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Call me a chicken shit, but I am not jumping in there and fighting a croc. There could be others around to devour you while fighting that one. All bets are off if it is a loved one where adrenaline kicks in and you don't think about it, but otherwise I am not going after a croc.
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Jesus Christ, WTF? Did they sell tickets??
:lol That's what I mean.
Call me a chicken shit, but I am not jumping in there and fighting a croc. There could be others around to devour you while fighting that one. All bets are off if it is a loved one where adrenaline kicks in and you don't think about it, but otherwise I am not going after a croc.
Oh yeah, I ain't risking my life jumping in there unless it's my girlfriend or mother or something. Some random, sorry pal. But the amount of people and the circumstances around the video is fucking fucked up.
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https://www.msn.com/en-au/news/crime/woman-88-killed-in-alligator-attack-after-she-slipped-into-pond-while-gardening/ar-AA10J3ii?ocid=msedgntp&cvid=e6632324aa1c4d5faf779b06454f1484
Damn, be careful when gardening!
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It's awful. Another old lady in Florida fell into a pond last month and was devoured by two large gators.
They are fucking dinosaurs that still roam the earth.
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It's awful. Another old lady in Florida fell into a pond last month and was devoured by two large gators.
They are fucking dinosaurs that still roam the earth.
Pretty much.
Scary shit, really.
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I still don't get why they go out of their way to find "the" alligator to put it down. Because that was the mean one? Had it been another alligator, he would have lifted her to safety out of the water? Seriously.
Don't get me wrong, the less 'gators in the world, the better, but that logic just escapes me.
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Don't get me wrong, the less 'gators in the world, the better
I totally agree!
I was telling my wife about this story earlier tonight, which was met with "Why are you telling me this?" :lol
But I was like, you fucking live 88 years and THIS is how you go? That's fucked.
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Don't get me wrong, the less 'gators in the world, the better
I totally agree!
I was telling my wife about this story earlier tonight, which was met with "Why are you telling me this?" :lol
But I was like, you fucking live 88 years and THIS is how you go? That's fucked.
:lol
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Its true though, same with sharks. They hunt the specific animal and kill it. That's just absurd.
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Once the gator knows it can take down a human and has that taste for human flesh, it's going to try again. Anyone fishing or having a picnic by the lake will be in danger. That's why they have "don't feed the gators" signs. Like a stray cat, they'll keep coming back for more, and eventually have a bigger appetite. Relocating it won't solve the problem so they have to kill it.
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Maybe relocating the humans could solve that problem.
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Perhaps if humans don't go into their territory they won't get eaten.
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Haha, the elephant takes revenge on its owner making it work too hard.
https://www.msn.com/en-au/news/world/elephant-rips-handler-in-half-after-heat-drives-it-crazy/ar-AA1126Sy?ocid=msedgntp&cvid=6e7cd84e6b46002b00e3533591c5a3b3
Cop that you piece of shit.
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I saw that last week. Sounds like these elephants have a tough job. I guess that was his way of quiet quitting.
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Sounds like my kind of quitting. :tup
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https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/world/man-mauled-to-death-by-lion-after-climbing-into-zoo-enclosure/ar-AA11fjdc?cvid=a634e5f464cb4daa89f27f1bb703c945
:facepalm:
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:lol It makes you wonder what the fuck he was going in for?
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I saw another article about it where they think he was going in to steal a rare white cub.
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I saw another article about it where they think he was going in to steal a rare white cub.
Karma's a bitch motherfucker. :lol
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https://www.msn.com/en-au/news/australia/elderly-wa-man-killed-by-pet-kangaroo/ar-AA11JeFn?ocid=msedgntp&cvid=7ca8dac77ae343f8b6644897a114a439
This is what the fucker gets for trying to keep captive a wild animal as a pet. WTF is wrong with people. Shame the kangaroo got shot though.
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This is so fucked up, humans do wrong and animals get shot.
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This is so fucked up, humans do wrong and animals get shot.
It's totally fucked.
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https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/moose-attacks-and-gores-colorado-hunter-who-fired-arrow-at-it-and-missed/ar-AA11RjdT?cvid=f6835aa7a57744219efd66acf3e038d5
:rollin :rollin
Suckah!
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https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/moose-attacks-and-gores-colorado-hunter-who-fired-arrow-at-it-and-missed/ar-AA11RjdT?cvid=f6835aa7a57744219efd66acf3e038d5
:rollin :rollin
Suckah!
Fucking outstanding!!
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Looks like lions aren't so big and tough when hippos are around.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qn_AP9liBKw
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Hippos are badass. I actually subscribe to that youtube channel. It's awesome.
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Holy fuck! :lol That's the look of a lion shitting itself haha.
See that motherfucker glide through the water!! :omg:
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I love how it was originally three lions trying to cross, but by the time the hippo gets there, there are only two. If you watch it again, about halfway before the hippo gets there, you can see one of the lions retreating and hauling ass back to land. He saw that hippo and was like, "Abandon plan!!" :lol :lol
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Honestly the speed the Hippo got in the water was the most impressive part. I'm not that suprised about the Hippos badassery seeing the pecking order is mostly bigger animal = win despite reputation.
I love how they all turn their heads when the Hippo enters the water with a splash like the fuck?
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This is amazing as well.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WjEmeqrka88
The impala fails miserably in its attempt to outswim the croc, and it looks like the hippo, obviously bitter that the croc won the race to the impala :lol, then appears to have taken the croc down.
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Hippos are badass. I actually subscribe to that youtube channel. It's awesome.
I was about to until I saw that most of his content are animal kills, not my thing altough his second channel "cute and cuddly" is more my thing. :laugh:
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Hippos are badass. I actually subscribe to that youtube channel. It's awesome.
I was about to until I saw that most of his content are animal kills, not my thing altough his second channel "cute and cuddly" is more my thing. :laugh:
Yeah, I don't want to give the impression that I watch animals getting eaten everyday, but both Masai Sightings and Kruger National Park have awesome footage, especially Kruger.
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Yeah I loved that hippo video but I'm not into the whole animal killing another. Naive I know but just nor really my thing to watch by choice.
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https://www.msn.com/en-au/news/world/video-shows-man-being-attacked-by-group-of-monkeys/vi-AA11XKjA?ocid=msedgntp&cvid=2c98ef657f484a25b6caa6057f759b65&category=foryou
Haha, these monkeys are vicious. The strength of that fucker to take this guy down! :lol
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Oh yeah, I don't make a habit out of watching animals maul other animals, but I went down the rabbit hole a little after seeing that one the other day.
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https://www.msn.com/en-au/news/world/video-shows-man-being-attacked-by-group-of-monkeys/vi-AA11XKjA?ocid=msedgntp&cvid=2c98ef657f484a25b6caa6057f759b65&category=foryou
Haha, these monkeys are vicious. The strength of that fucker to take this guy down! :lol
I love how the monkey took him down and then got way up on the roof and just looked down like, "come up and try to get me, asshole." :lol :lol
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Monkeys are fucking nasty shits, but as is the theme of this thread, that dude had it coming. :lol
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Nine times out of ten the humans have it coming. :lol
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https://www.msn.com/en-au/news/other/video-of-giant-bear-stealing-candy-inside-supermarket-goes-viral/vi-AA122lJL?ocid=msedgntp&cvid=44dd37668cae47b39dbe1a0db2e8e0c2&category=foryou
HAHA!! My kind of bear.
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https://www.msn.com/en-au/news/world/video-shows-man-being-attacked-by-group-of-monkeys/vi-AA11XKjA?ocid=msedgntp&cvid=2c98ef657f484a25b6caa6057f759b65&category=foryou
Haha, these monkeys are vicious. The strength of that fucker to take this guy down! :lol
Oh man that monkey takedown was epic. :lol
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https://www.msn.com/en-au/news/world/video-shows-man-being-attacked-by-group-of-monkeys/vi-AA11XKjA?ocid=msedgntp&cvid=2c98ef657f484a25b6caa6057f759b65&category=foryou
Haha, these monkeys are vicious. The strength of that fucker to take this guy down! :lol
Oh man that monkey takedown was epic. :lol
:lol :metal
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https://www.msn.com/en-au/news/other/video-of-giant-bear-stealing-candy-inside-supermarket-goes-viral/vi-AA122lJL?ocid=msedgntp&cvid=44dd37668cae47b39dbe1a0db2e8e0c2&category=foryou
HAHA!! My kind of bear.
:rollin
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https://www.msn.com/en-au/news/other/video-of-giant-bear-stealing-candy-inside-supermarket-goes-viral/vi-AA122lJL?ocid=msedgntp&cvid=44dd37668cae47b39dbe1a0db2e8e0c2&category=foryou
HAHA!! My kind of bear.
:rollin
Must be lean times for Yogi. Pick a Nick baskets sure aren't what they used to be! :D
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He must've freaked when he saw the gummy bears. That must've been awkward.
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:lol He probably took them anyway.
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https://www.msn.com/en-au/news/world/python-swallows-woman-at-plantation-in-indonesia/ar-AA13oyvz?ocid=mailsignout&pc=U591&cvid=ba8738a8aa0f4b76b42d2a0b063cb650
God damn, what a way to go!
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I saw that. That is fucked up.
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https://mynorthwest.com/3685183/watch-the-video-of-an-alligator-illegally-living-inside-a-shipping-container/
Don't see many local stories about gators up here in these parts.
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It was probably a pet.
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https://mynorthwest.com/3685183/watch-the-video-of-an-alligator-illegally-living-inside-a-shipping-container/
Don't see many local stories about gators up here in these parts.
Fuck this guy. Maybe he should live in a fucking shipping container.
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https://www.msn.com/en-us/health/other/a-man-in-china-was-hospitalized-after-he-ate-a-whole-live-crab-to-take-revenge-for-my-daughter-after-it-pinched-her/ar-AA13wGak?cvid=9051b70c6686459cb87d2f2a79ecd6f7
WTF? :lol
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Wut? :lol
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:lol The crab kinda still won.
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https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/crime/a-dog-shot-and-killed-a-kansas-man-after-accidentally-stepping-on-a-loaded-gun-during-a-hunting-trip/ar-AA16I9dt?cvid=96b86cb9e14c496694e27ec184ca8af7
:lol
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The photo caption!
A dog. Not the dog in question. Getty Images
His dog friends are gonna be all "OMG, is that Fido?! He shot his owner!" And Fido has to say "No, no, no! I mean, yes, that is me, but I am not the dog the article is about!"
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https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/crime/a-dog-shot-and-killed-a-kansas-man-after-accidentally-stepping-on-a-loaded-gun-during-a-hunting-trip/ar-AA16I9dt?cvid=96b86cb9e14c496694e27ec184ca8af7
:lol
:lol
I'm sure that canine knew exactly what he was doing!
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The photo caption!
A dog. Not the dog in question. Getty Images
His dog friends are gonna be all "OMG, is that Fido?! He shot his owner!" And Fido has to say "No, no, no! I mean, yes, that is me, but I am not the dog the article is about!"
Talk about profiling!
:lol
I'm sure that canine knew exactly what he was doing!
From the article:
"A 2015 Washington Post analysis of 10 dog shootings between 2004 and 2015 found that half of the incidents occurred in during a hunting accident, and 40% occurred in a vehicle."
:rollin
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80% of those shootings that took place in a vehicle were by a dog who was told they were going to the park when he knew that was really just a ruse to get the dog in the car to go to the vet.
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The photo caption!
A dog. Not the dog in question. Getty Images
His dog friends are gonna be all "OMG, is that Fido?! He shot his owner!" And Fido has to say "No, no, no! I mean, yes, that is me, but I am not the dog the article is about!"
Talk about profiling!
:lol
I'm sure that canine knew exactly what he was doing!
From the article:
"A 2015 Washington Post analysis of 10 dog shootings between 2004 and 2015 found that half of the incidents occurred in during a hunting accident, and 40% occurred in a vehicle."
:rollin
:lol
Yet how did the other 10% occur?
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During hunting, but intentional.