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Title: 2 Broke Girls
Post by: Chino on January 06, 2016, 10:20:59 AM
This might be one of the worst shows I've ever seen.
Title: Re: 2 Broke Girls
Post by: hefdaddy42 on January 06, 2016, 12:15:53 PM
I agree.
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Post by: kaos2900 on January 06, 2016, 12:33:04 PM
100% agree. The wife and I watched when it first started because of the good reviews it was getting. I was honestly disgusted with how the characters made it seem ok to be whores and their overall portrayal of women in general. The fact that it is so popular is another reason why my faith in society is decreasing.
Title: Re: 2 Broke Girls
Post by: bosk1 on January 06, 2016, 12:34:31 PM
I left work in the middle of the day with some sort of debilitating stomach bug and spent the rest of the day and into the night watching bad tv.  I don't think it is a coincidence that, shortly after watching half of an episode (first time ever), I began retching violently to the point that I think I may have ruptured a vocal cord.
Title: Re: 2 Broke Girls
Post by: Chino on January 06, 2016, 12:49:26 PM
Pretty sure the only thing keeping it on the air is the brunette's tits. Neither of them are funny and the script is just rapid fire perverted laugh track jokes.
Title: Re: 2 Broke Girls
Post by: Prog Snob on January 06, 2016, 12:53:21 PM
I tried watching it but couldn't get through one episode. Kat Denning is beautiful but I can't get through the dialogue at all. It's like a bunch of college jocks got together to write a show with as many campy sexual innuendos as possible.
Title: Re: 2 Broke Girls
Post by: bosk1 on January 06, 2016, 12:56:13 PM
Since my first time seeing even a partial episode was less than two days ago, this is a VERY timely thread.  I was bewildered by how bad I thought the show was given my understanding that it was pretty popular.  It is reassuring to know that others think it really is as bad as I think it is.
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Post by: TioJorge on January 06, 2016, 01:02:38 PM
Gawd, I'm glad you said that, Chino; I was really worried for you for a second there when I saw the thread. Yep, not even Kat Denning's tits could save this one; and there's places I can see a lot more of her than what's on this show soooo that's it for this one! Except not cause people have shit taste.

But hey, reality shows survive for years on end so it's not TOO surprising that this acidic bile pile of steaming shit is still on. Boy oh boy does Denning have an incredible rack though. Considering her acting, that is pretty much all I'd watch her for.  :| :tup
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Post by: Zook on January 07, 2016, 04:58:48 AM
This show would fit right in with the Disney Channel's drek.
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Post by: El Barto on January 07, 2016, 03:09:07 PM
I saw this thread and immediate thought "wait, there's a person amongst this somewhat enlightened group of DT fans that actually likes this show? Enough to start a thread about it?" Glad to see that I was wrong.

Pretty sure the only thing keeping it on the air is the brunette's tits. Neither of them are funny and the script is just rapid fire perverted laugh track jokes.
If I recall correctlyl, those two girls absolutely despise each other. The aforementioned tits are a big part of the reason why.
Title: Re: 2 Broke Girls
Post by: King Postwhore on January 07, 2016, 03:18:47 PM
It's like Doctor Pepper.  You forget how bad it is, you grab one, take one sip and spit it out all over your TV.
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Post by: Tick on January 07, 2016, 03:28:31 PM
Thank you peeps for realizing this show is utter garbage. Cliche one liners poorly delivered. Terrible show.
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Post by: jammindude on January 07, 2016, 04:45:18 PM
I saw this thread and immediate thought "wait, there's a person amongst this somewhat enlightened group of DT fans that actually likes this show? Enough to start a thread about it?" Glad to see that I was wrong.

Pretty sure the only thing keeping it on the air is the brunette's tits. Neither of them are funny and the script is just rapid fire perverted laugh track jokes.
If I recall correctlyl, those two girls absolutely despise each other. The aforementioned tits are a big part of the reason why.

I don't think that last part is true. Kat tweets about hanging out with her all the time and they act like besties. I suppose it could be a front, but I've never seen anything to make me believe they don't get along.
Title: Re: 2 Broke Girls
Post by: Prog Snob on January 07, 2016, 05:04:30 PM
If there is anyone on the forum who likes this show, chances are these opening posts regarding the show probably silenced them.   :lol
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Post by: TioJorge on January 07, 2016, 05:28:13 PM
Man, I didn't think of that. Damn it...that was Chino's plan all along and WE FUCKED UP, GUYS.

Quick, delete and make a new page so we can crucify those fuckers! DAMN YOUR OPINIONS TO HELL! (https://furry.org.au/randomjoy/The_Villagers_Are_Restless_.gif)
Title: Re: 2 Broke Girls
Post by: Gadough on January 09, 2016, 11:00:26 AM
beth behrs is hot tho
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Post by: robbob on January 14, 2016, 02:10:15 AM
Couldn't agree more on everyone's posts about this show. Gave it a shot one day, couldn't believe how bad it was. It is pathetic how popular it is.
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Post by: Progmetty on January 15, 2016, 07:40:38 AM
This was playing at the gym at work the other day without sound and I remember thinking it'd be nice to rub one out to it but I don't remember why.
Title: Re: 2 Broke Girls
Post by: Cable on January 17, 2016, 08:59:30 AM
With such unanimous opinions, I wonder why this is still on? Maybe it is a big hit with the other gender?

I have to hear an add for the flipping show every time I have CBS Sports radio on, and every time it's not funny.
Title: Re: 2 Broke Girls
Post by: Sir GuitarCozmo on January 21, 2016, 08:04:21 AM
All of you suck.  I love this show.
Title: Re: 2 Broke Girls
Post by: bl5150 on January 21, 2016, 08:07:30 AM
All of you suck.  I love this show.

2 main reasons?
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Post by: Sir GuitarCozmo on January 21, 2016, 08:09:16 AM
They certainly help, but I'm still like 12 years old mentally.  Dirty jokes amuse me.
Title: Re: 2 Broke Girls
Post by: Chino on January 21, 2016, 08:14:07 AM
All of you suck.  I love this show.

2 main reasons?

Left boob and right boob.
Title: Re: 2 Broke Girls
Post by: hefdaddy42 on January 21, 2016, 08:32:09 AM
All of you suck.  I love this show.
I knew it would be you.
Title: Re: 2 Broke Girls
Post by: Sir GuitarCozmo on January 21, 2016, 08:39:01 AM
:lol
Title: Re: 2 Broke Girls
Post by: Prog Snob on January 21, 2016, 12:45:17 PM
They certainly help, but I'm still like 12 years old mentally.  Dirty jokes amuse me.

They amuse me too, but I think this show overdoes it. Every other sentence is an innuendo so when it's expected, it loses it's magic for me.  Kat Denning was the only reason why I even checked the show out.  If this couldn't save it for me, nothing will.   :lol

(https://i237.photobucket.com/albums/ff49/Lazaroh209/KatDennings.jpg)
Title: Re: 2 Broke Girls
Post by: Sir GuitarCozmo on January 21, 2016, 12:58:41 PM
I married a beautiful, well-endowed brunette who's okay with Steel Panther's extremely dirty lyrics.  It should come as no real stretch of the imagination that I'd like this show.
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Post by: TioJorge on January 21, 2016, 01:09:04 PM
I mean, if Dennings walked around topless the whole show, I'd be an avid viewer. It's just...the world...isn't perfect.  :sadpanda:
Title: Re: 2 Broke Girls
Post by: Chino on January 21, 2016, 01:11:41 PM
I mean, if Dennings walked around topless the whole show, I'd be an avid viewer. It's just...the world...isn't perfect.  :sadpanda:

That's because we live in a society where a show can exist and make non-stop blowjob jokes till the cows come home, but the sight of a nipple will poison the children like Flint.
Title: Re: 2 Broke Girls
Post by: Prog Snob on January 21, 2016, 01:13:03 PM
I married a beautiful, well-endowed brunette who's okay with Steel Panther's extremely dirty lyrics.  It should come as no real stretch of the imagination that I'd like this show.

 :lol

You're going to make me give it another chance, you know that right?  Just because I'm thinking of how depraved Californication is, and that's my favorite show. Though I think the plot lines in Californication are wayyy more depraved than any episode of 2 Broke Girls could be.
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Post by: Sir GuitarCozmo on January 21, 2016, 01:15:40 PM
That's because we live in a society where a show can exist and make non-stop blowjob jokes till the cows come home, but the site of a nipple will poison the children like Flint.

For one of the most advanced countries in the world, we sure are f*cking behind the rest of the world in our views about the human body and seeing one.  I don't get it.


:lol

You're going to make me give it another chance, you know that right?  Just because I'm thinking of how depraved Californication is, and that's my favorite show. Though I think the plot lines in Californication are wayyy more depraved than any episode of 2 Broke Girls could be.

I have no doubt.  :lol
Title: Re: 2 Broke Girls
Post by: Prog Snob on January 21, 2016, 01:24:22 PM

For one of the most advanced countries in the world, we sure are f*cking behind the rest of the world in our views about the human body and seeing one.  I don't get it.


I think people are wayyy uptight about sex and nudity in this country.
Title: Re: 2 Broke Girls
Post by: Chino on January 21, 2016, 01:25:28 PM
That's because we live in a society where a show can exist and make non-stop blowjob jokes till the cows come home, but the site of a nipple will poison the children like Flint.

For one of the most advanced countries in the world, we sure are f*cking behind the rest of the world in our views about the human body and seeing one.  I don't get it.

You can thank the Separatist Puritans for that.
Title: Re: 2 Broke Girls
Post by: El Barto on January 21, 2016, 08:36:52 PM
It's funny. I love watching old sitcoms, and I've been watching Threes Company for the last week or two, which is essentially the 1977 version of that show. From what I've seen and heard about 2BG, nothing about that show would amuse me. Threes Company was actually somewhat funny. Good writers have known for centuries that while well placed crudity can be good for a huge laugh here and there, it's cheap and easy to overdo. Innuendo is what works for the big picture. It just requires a less lazy audience, willing to look for the humor rather than being dick-slapped by it.

And add to that, Threes Company had better T&A, for much the same reason.
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Post by: Sir GuitarCozmo on December 20, 2016, 02:27:33 PM
Yep, still awesome.
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Post by: gmillerdrake on December 20, 2016, 03:14:30 PM
Pretty sure the only thing keeping it on the air is the brunette's tits. Neither of them are funny and the script is just rapid fire perverted laugh track jokes.

Totally this. There's no doubt that the boobies are the only reason it's on the air. The jokes and one liners are written by 18 year old high school students I think.
Title: Re: 2 Broke Girls
Post by: soupytwist on December 21, 2016, 06:15:26 AM
I know a guy at work who loves this show, but he also wears a 'Bazinga!' T-Shirt.
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Post by: Sir GuitarCozmo on December 21, 2016, 06:18:23 AM
Totally this. There's no doubt that the boobies are the only reason it's on the air. The jokes and one liners are written by 18 year old high school students I think.

You say that like it's a bad thing.  I guess, being on a board that celebrates its taste in more refined music standards, that I should've expected television habits to mirror that, but I don't even care.  Jokes and one-liners written by 18 year olds and a focus on boobs is perfectly entertaining to me.
Title: Re: 2 Broke Girls
Post by: gmillerdrake on December 21, 2016, 06:43:07 AM
Totally this. There's no doubt that the boobies are the only reason it's on the air. The jokes and one liners are written by 18 year old high school students I think.

You say that like it's a bad thing.  I guess, being on a board that celebrates its taste in more refined music standards, that I should've expected television habits to mirror that, but I don't even care.  Jokes and one-liners written by 18 year olds and a focus on boobs is perfectly entertaining to me.

If done well. The gen minutes of this show I've watched was just machine gun fire of sophomoric jokes with little to zero content. It's just not well done. 
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Post by: axeman90210 on December 21, 2016, 09:47:32 AM
I like this show when the TV's on mute :tup
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Post by: OpenYourEyes311 on December 23, 2016, 06:56:16 AM
I have never watched this show because the blonde chick looks just like my ex, who I don't have a good relationship with anymore. This past Halloween my wife saw on FB that that ex had dressed up as the chick from 2BG. Pay no attention to the girl trying to be Kat Dennings and failing miserably.

(https://scontent-lga3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/15349748_10101291174682726_7742736223144042343_n.jpg?oh=93ba96fbac065f948a5377fa68cda87e&oe=58F683CB)
Title: Re: 2 Broke Girls
Post by: TioJorge on December 25, 2016, 08:34:48 PM
No way dude, I'm pretty positive that is Kat Dennings.










Like, without a doubt.
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Post by: OpenYourEyes311 on December 27, 2016, 12:58:35 PM
Oh, wait, you're totally right.

My bad
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Post by: bosk1 on December 27, 2016, 04:28:26 PM
Yeah, and pretty sure the blonde is actually a dude.  If you aren't into that, the breakup was probably for the best.
Title: Re: 2 Broke Girls
Post by: OpenYourEyes311 on December 28, 2016, 06:04:36 AM
I've gotten that before. She actually used to look a LOT better.








































...you know ...like a woman.
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Post by: Nick on December 28, 2016, 08:14:41 AM
I watch Big Bang Theory because it was a cool premise at the start and it's something my girlfriend and I have always enjoyed together. At this point it is a bit of a guilty pleasure because it's definitely gone downhill and formulaic in a lot of ways.

So my girlfriend told me she thought this show would be funny and we watched an episode, and that will hopefully be the only episode of this show I ever watch. It was so absolutely terrible I think of all the decent shows that have been canceled while this remains on the air and I weep for humanity. And then I weep for myself since my girlfriend will still occasionally ask me to watch it again.
Title: Re: 2 Broke Girls
Post by: Chino on January 03, 2017, 07:01:01 AM
I really enjoyed The Big Bang Theory in the early seasons, now they're just bleeding it dry until the money stops flowing :/
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Post by: pogoowner on January 03, 2017, 10:35:32 AM
I really enjoyed The Big Bang Theory in the early seasons, now they're just bleeding it dry until the money stops flowing :/
They definitely are, but I really can't blame them. They're making outrageous amounts of money.
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Post by: Sir GuitarCozmo on February 24, 2017, 11:52:29 AM
Still don't care, still watching.