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General => General Discussion => Topic started by: Tick on December 07, 2013, 08:40:23 AM
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Its the new game that sweeping the nation, and parts of Alabama! Here is how it works...
You post 2 options. The poster responds with his or her choice and offers up 2 more. and so forth and so on...
The inaugural choice...
Dan Patrick or Danika Patrick
and...GO!
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Dan Patrick.
Drive/Road trip or Fly?
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Fly!
Hot dogs or hamburgers?
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hamburgers.
Portnoy or Mangini?
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hamburgers.
Portnoy or Mangini?
Mangini!
Day or Night?
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hamburgers.
Portnoy or Mangini?
Mangini!
Day or Night?
Night
Reptiles or Amphibians?
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Reptiles
Left or Right?
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Right
Black or White?
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Black
Coke or Pepsi?
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Coke
Here or there?
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There
Scarlett Johanson or Natalie Portman?
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Scarlett
Guitar - Electric or acoustic?
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Electric
Steak or Lobster?
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Steak!
Front or behind?
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Front !
Cake or Death ?
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Death
Stout or IPA?
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Stout :heart
Rain or snow?
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Snow
Will Dream Theater ever consider performing "The Best of Times" live? or What does Dream Theater plan to do with the song, The Best of Times?
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What does Dream Theater plan to do with the song, The Best of Times?
Puppies or kitties?
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Puppies!
Showers or baths?
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Showers
You or me?
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Neither
Boxers or briefs?
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Boxers.
Sweet pie or savoury pie?
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Sweet!
Mauled by a bear, or attacked by a shark?
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Mauled by a bear.
City or suburbs?
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City!
Crispy bacon or Chewy bacon?
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City!
Crispy bacon or Chewy bacon?
Crispy
Wine or beer?
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beer
summer or winter?
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Winter.
Cornbread or Abraham Lincoln?
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Cornbread.
Travelocity or Expedia?
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Expedia
Mike Tyson or ham sandwich
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Expedia
Mike Tyson or ham sandwich
Mike Tyson
Lake or Ocean?
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Ocean!
Brownies or Fudge?
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Brownies
Ice Cream or cake?
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Brownies
Ice Cream or cake?
Ice Cream
Egyptian Pyramids or Mayan Temples?
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Pyramids
A Change of Seasons or Octavarium?
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ACOS
Rubber ducky or rubber mallet?
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RUBBER DUCKY!!!!!
Christmas or Mardi Gras?
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Christmas.
Metallica or Megadeth?
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Metallica!
Star Wars or Star Trek?
Snow
Will Dream Theater ever consider performing "The Best of Times" live? or What does Dream Theater plan to do with the song, The Best of Times?
:rollin
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Star Trek
George Gervin or Bernard King
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Bernard King!
Broncos or Seahawks?
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Neither.
David Gilmour or Roger Waters?
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Gilmour
B sharp or C flat
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B sharp.
wait a second....
Dark Chocolate or Milk Chocolate?
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Dark chocolate
:metal or :metardica:?
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Dark chocolate
:metal or :metardica:?
:metardica:
Pandas or Penguins?
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Penguins. So lovably awkward
(https://i.imgur.com/CNZqcNd.jpg)
Going out or staying home?
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Staying home.
By-Tor or the snow dog?
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The Snow Dog of course... ;)
Jan or Eva?
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Eva
white wine or red wine?
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Red wine
Snorkeling or skiing?
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Red wine
Snorkeling or skiing?
Snorkeling
Tits or ass?
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(https://i1272.photobucket.com/albums/y393/Prog_Snob/index_zps31ee50e5.jpg)
Hot weather or cold weather?
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Eva
Ahhh...so you and Sophie disagree?
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Hot weather or cold weather?
Cold weather...
Rain or sunshine?
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Sunshine
wine or beer?
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Sunshine
wine or beer?
I could go for a nice bottle of strong Sicilian wine right now.
the road less taken or the beaten path?
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beaten path
special or especially special
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Especially special!
Plays or musicals?
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Plays
Sneeze or hiccough?
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Hiccough!
Searching out, or reaching in?
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Searching out
Iron Maiden or Black Sabbath?
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Iron Maiden
Go blind or go deaf?
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Go deaf (I already know sign language)
Paper-hole punch to the eyelid or cut your achilles tendon with wire cutters?
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Paper-hole punch to the eyelid or cut your achilles tendon with wire cutters?
What is wrong with you? :lol
I'll go with the hole in my eyelid.
Ketchup or mustard?
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Paper-hole punch to the eyelid or cut your achilles tendon with wire cutters?
God damn :lol
Ketchup or mustard?
Ketchup, I hate mustard.
To be, or not to be?
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Idk... To be? I mean,more is sometimes better and...yeah.
The Room or Plan Nine From Outer Space?
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What is wrong with you? :lol
Nothing...why? :biggrin:
The Room or Plan Nine From Outer Space?
Plan Nine
Pitcher or catcher?
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Depends on my mood ;)
Glasses or contacts?
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Glasses all the way. Goils with spectacles conjure up nectar from my testicles.
Linguini or penne?
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Linguini all the way. I love the way it slithers down my throat.
African or European swallows?
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Glasses all the way. Goils with spectacles conjure up nectar from my testicles.
Linguini or penne?
I first saw this...
linguini or penis :lol
Ok, sorry....
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European swallow!
Elf or Christmas Vacation?
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Christmas Vacation.
Dr. Mario or Yoshi's Cookies?
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Dr. Mario!
Time travel or space travel?
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Depends on my mood ;)
Glasses or contacts?
To answer the other one... if it's Jackie, then I am definitely the catcher. ;)
neither, but I would choose glasses. I don't like shit in my eye.
Eat my ass or balls?
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Depends on my mood ;)
Glasses or contacts?
To answer the other one... if it's Jackie, then I am definitely the catcher. ;)
neither, but I would choose glasses. I don't like shit in my eye.
Eat my ass or balls?
I will let a doberman pincher have this honor! and...
balls
Al Pacino or Robert Deniro?
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Depends on my mood ;)
Glasses or contacts?
To answer the other one... if it's Jackie, then I am definitely the catcher. ;)
neither, but I would choose glasses. I don't like shit in my eye.
Eat my ass or balls?
I will let a doberman pincher have this honor! and...
balls
Al Pacino or Robert Deniro?
Chopper, sick balls!
P A C I N O
Bieber or One Direction?
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One Direction of coarse!
Pizza or Sushi?
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One Direction of coarse!
Pizza or Sushi?
Sushi!
Natalie Portman or Mila Kunis?
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Natalie Portman.
Donkeys or elephants?
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Natalie Portman.
Donkeys or elephants?
Elephants
Scenic Drive or Hike a trail?
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Take a Hike!
The cat's alive...or the cat's dead?
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The cat's dead
New Coke or Mike's Hard Gravy?
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Mikes hard gravy
Spaceballs or Young Frankenstein?
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Mikes hard gravy
Spaceballs or Young Frankenstein?
Tough one, but Spaceballs by a cunt hair.
Godfather I or II?
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The Godfather (first movie...set the stage)
The ability to read minds, or immortality?
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Ability to read minds.
Emotion or Wisdom?
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Emotion
peaches or herb?
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Peaches
grace or vengeance?
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grace
peanut butter or mint?
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PEANUT BUTTER :heart :heart
Top or bottom?
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Bottom
Ironman or Batman?
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Iron man
Superman or Goku?
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Superman
Marvel or DC?
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Marvel
Satisfying shit or two extra bucks on your paycheck
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Marvel
Satisfying shit or two extra bucks on your paycheck
Satisfying shit. (backstory time) I can NOT shit in a public place. Long story short, a week at church camp in my younger days ended up being hell. The day back was the most glorious thing ever.
At-will X-ray vision or at-will invisibility.
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invisibility
decongestant or Deacon Jones
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Deacon Jones....back in the day if he was barreling down on a QB, he could scare the snot right out of someone.
Space Herpes or Dragon Pox?
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Dragon pox (I think?)
shrimp or clams?
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Shrimp.
Frodo or Bilbo?
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Bilbo. I can't stand Frodo.
Captain Hook or Captain Jack Sparrow?
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Bilbo. I can't stand Frodo.
THANK YOU
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Bilbo. I can't stand Frodo.
Captain Hook or Captain Jack Sparrow?
Hook
Bob Saget or Sagat?
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Sagat
Stewart or McKellan?
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Sagat
Stewart or McKellan?
Stewart
Humpback or Great White?
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sperm
whale or wasp?
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Wasp.
Heads or tails?
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(https://static.giantbomb.com/uploads/original/3/39063/1175350-tails.jpg)
penis colada or diarrhita?
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Diarhitta
Schrodingers cat - Dead or Alive?
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Superposition - both!
Quantum physics or Astrophysics?
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Astrophysics
Blues or Jazz?
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Astrophysics
Blues or Jazz?
Jazz
shaved or hairy (vaginally speaking)
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Shaved...no stuck hairs in the throat thank you very much.
Length or girth? (not vaginally speaking)
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I'm assuming we're talking about screws so length.
Mac or PC?
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Always a PC
Looney Tunes or Disney?
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Looney Tunes.
The top or the bottom?
:neverusethis:
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Switch.
Leather or latex?
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Neither. Shrink tubing and a hair-dryer.
Manual or automatic?
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Shrink tubing and a hair-dryer.
:clap:
Automatic.
Jackalope or unicorn?
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Jackalope.
Milk chocolate or chocolate milk?
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Chocolate milk
deez nuts or Dweezil Zappa?
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Deez nuts. Can't stand Dweezil.
Dr. Cox (Scrubs) or Dr. House (House... duh)
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House...Scrubs and everything about it (except for their occasional use of Devildriver's music) is dreadful. It's like a chick flick that somehow tricked low-IQ dudes into thinking it wasn't a chick flick but instead a sitcom for eight years.
Too Short or Onyx?
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I guess I have a low IQ. Good to know.
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Deez nuts. Can't stand Dweezil.
>:( >:(
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House...Scrubs and everything about it (except for their occasional use of Devildriver's music) is dreadful. It's like a chick flick that somehow tricked low-IQ dudes into thinking it wasn't a chick flick but instead a sitcom for eight years.
Too Short or Onyx?
Sapphire
paper or plastic?
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Plastic...the planet needs us to make it remember?
John Lovitz or Morgan Fairchild?
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Plastic...the planet needs us to make it remember?
John Lovitz or Morgan Fairchild?
Depends if I want to laugh or have sex? On second thought, both will accomplish the laughter part so...
Morgan Fairchild
Rudolph the red nosed reindeer or Santa Claus is coming to town?
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Santa Claus is coming to town. The lyrics are pure evil!
"You better watch out; You better NOT cry!!!"
Star or Angel?
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Star
Christmas trees: real or artificial?
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Always real!!
Addams Family or The Munsters?
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Always real!!
Addams Family or The Munsters?
Adams Family
Chocolate or Powdered Doghnuts?
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Chocolate
Catwoman or Wonder Woman?
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Chocolate
Catwoman or Wonder Woman?
Catwoman (see earlier post about shrink-tubing and hair dryers)
A frontal lobotomy or a bottle in front of me
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Chocolate
Catwoman or Wonder Woman?
Catwoman (see earlier post about shrink-tubing and hair dryers)
A frontal lobotomy or a bottle in front of me
Already had the lobotomy so... bottle in front of me (to make me even more tupid)
Vodka or Whiskey?
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Whiskey.
DTF or The Purple Place? :neverusethis:
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Whiskey.
DTF or The Purple Place? :neverusethis:
DTF.....I abandoned the purple place and asked the mods there to delete my account after MP childish antics post split up
Rainforest or Canadian Wilderness?
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Make that the Wilderness for me, I suppose.
Shaken or stirred?
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Stirred
Chocolate cake or apple pie?
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Stirred
Chocolate cake or apple pie?
apple pie :3
paul mccartney or john lennon?
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Stirred
Chocolate cake or apple pie?
Paul.
Chocolate Chip Muffins or Coffee Cake Muffins?
apple pie :3
paul mccartney or john lennon?
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Coffee cake muffins
Lose a foot or lose a thumb?
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Foot
painting or photograph?
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painting
zombies or vampires?
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neither
Otto Graham or Sammy Baugh
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neither
Otto Graham or Sammy Baugh
NEITHER!
Peyton Manning or Tom Brady?
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Drew Brees
Dexy or the Midnight Runners?
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Isn't it a package deal since they belong to Dexy?
I'm gonna say Dexy cos I liked the theme tune to brush strokes.
Me or you?
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Always me!
New Years Eve Marathons
Honeymooners or Twilight Zone
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Always me!
New Years Eve Marathons
Honeymooners or Twilight Zone
Twilight Zone hands down
Snoop Dog or Dr. Dre?
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Dre
Cowboy or Indian?
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Indian
Contacts or glasses?
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Glasses
White noise or silence (for sleeping)
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Either (i can sleep under any circumstances)
Food - Chinese or Thai?
*and everytime i see this topic, i think of this: https://youtu.be/sNsWdwTbts0?t=10s (https://youtu.be/sNsWdwTbts0?t=10s) :)
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Thai (peaaaanuts)
Wilson or Akerfeldt (for sleeping with)?
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Wilson :heart
Sharp or Mild Cheddar?
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Sharp, hands down
Vai or Satriani?
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Vai
Kermit or Miss Piggy?
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BOTH.
Beethoven or Mozart?
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Mozart
deep freeze or heat wave?
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(https://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20121208111319/monstermovies/images/a/a7/Mr_Freeze_(Arnold_Schwarzenegger)_2.gif)
Alto or tenor sax?
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Tenor
Shama lama or Ding dong?
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ding dong
Chi Chi Rodriguez or Chi Chis?
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ding dong
Chi Chi Rodriguez or Chi Chis?
Chi Chi Rodriguez
Annie or Brita?
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Annie all the way. All day erryday. Errywhere...oh Annie....*sigh*
Cyanide or Lava?
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Lava because cyanide has never appeared in a Mario game.
Dwight Gooden or John Wooden?
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Lava because cyanide has never appeared in a Mario game.
Dwight Gooden or John Wooden?
DG, for the drug connection.
Calvin or Hobbes?
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Hobbes because everybody needs a cuddly friend for adventures.
Good sex with a crazy woman or o.k. sex with a girl that wants to take care of you.
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ok sex with someone who will take care of you! Crazy woman suck!!!
Fried Chicken or Fish&Chips?
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Fried chicken. How that even struck you as a remotely even comparison baffles me.
When Dream and Day Unite or Kill 'em All?
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Fried chicken. How that even struck you as a remotely even comparison baffles me.
When Dream and Day Unite or Kill 'em All?
My Fish and Chips is legendary, that's how!
WDADU
Black Floyd or Pink Floyd?
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Pink Floyd (Sorry Josh :heart )
Monster or Red Bull?
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Red Bull!
Broncos or Seahawks?
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Broncos
Steve Largent or Steve Atwater?
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Steve Atwater!
Apple pie or chocolate cake?
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Chocolate cake.
Book or kindle?
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Book. (although really it depends on the circumstance, but since I'm watching The Walking Dead...book :laugh:)
Shiraz or Malbec?
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Malbec
Sauce or Gravy?
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Malbec
Sauce or Gravy?
Gravy
Sunflowers Seeds or Pistachios?
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Malbec
Sauce or Gravy?
Gravy
Sunflowers Seeds or Pistachios?
Pistachios
Zakk Wylde or Joe Holmes
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Zakk Wylde or Joe Holmes
Zakk Wyde.
And in keeping with that theme,
Black Label Society or Pride & Glory?
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Fuck.
Pride & Glory.
As much as I bleed Black Label... Pride & Glory and Book of Shadows always seem to edge out whatever else Zakk is doing.
Ok...
John DeServio
or
Robert Trujillo
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John DeServio.
Summer Breeze
or
Hazy Shade Of Winter
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Summer Breeze
Cheers or Seinfeld?
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Seinfeld.
House or Scrubs?
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House
wet dreams
or
erotic nightmares
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Wet Dream.
Captain Morgan or Sailor Jerry?
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Captain Morgan
Cinnamon challenge or Ghost Chili challenge?
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Ghost Chili challenge
Dumb or Dumber ?
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dumb
tchaikovsky or stravinsky
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dumb
tchaikovsky or stravinsky
Tchaikovsky
Projectile or Explosive
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Explosive.
Milk or dark (chocolate)
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Dark (but I love them both)
Chicken or turkey? (as a food and as a pet)
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Chicken as food, turkey as pet.
Penguins or Pandas?
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Penguins. They wouldn't maul me.
Step on a mousetrap barefoot or shut your finger in a car door?
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foot in mousetrap!
Run barefoot over a football field of Lego (and I mean the field is covered in Lego pieces - not just one piece of Lego) or run barefoot over a football field of upturned electric plugs?
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Lego field
Amateur plastic surgery or Expert sodomy
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Lego field
Amateur plastic surgery or Expert sodomy
Amateur plastic surgery
Jo Blobs or Blow Jobs?
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Amateur plastic surgery
Jo Blobs or Blow Jobs?
Blow jobs.
Ann or Nancy (Wilson)?
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Neither. Steven ;)
Walking or biking?
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Biking
Hard poop or wet fart
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Hard poop, it gives me the time to deal with it.
Gastral Intestinitis or Intentional Gastritis
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Step on a mousetrap barefoot or shut your finger in a car door?
Reading this brings back a horrible memory of smashing my finger in a car door and then blacking out. lol
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Hard poop, it gives me the time to deal with it.
Gastral Intestinitis or Intentional Gastritis
I can't tell you how disappointed I am that no one ever made a choice! The thread killer strikes again. :biggrin:
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Hard poop, it gives me the time to deal with it.
Gastral Intestinitis or Intentional Gastritis
I can't tell you how disappointed I am that no one ever made a choice! The thread killer strikes again. :biggrin:
Intentional Gastritis!!!!
Taco's or Sloppy Joes
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Tacos
GIMP or Photoshop
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Photoshop.
Robocop II or Die Hard II
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Photoshop.
Robocop II or Die Hard II
Die Hard II
Hockey Playoffs or Baseball Playoffs
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Hockey!!
Quarter Pounder with Cheese, or Big Mac?
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Big Mac
Man-pris or thongs (which is worse)
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thongs?
dinner conversation with in-laws
religion or politics?
(must chose one)
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Either one. The in-laws are all dead.
Two weeks of non-stop rain or two days of non-stop snow
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Depends how warm it is. I would take SNOW over 40-degree F rain, but I'd take rain if it was one of those warm, summer showers...
Constant snow can be depressing though; I lived in Erie for a year, and sometimes it would snow that fine, lake-effect snow for a week at a time. I would go to work in the dark, snow, and leave work in the dark, snow, and go home. I drank a lot during that time (I'm not really kidding).
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Snow (Normally get days of work if it snows).
Snakes or Spiders?
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Spiders... little red ones.
Jersey Mike's or Subway?
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Spiders... little red ones.
Jersey Mike's or Subway?
Jersey Mike's, and it isn't even close (and this from a guy that eats a fair amount of Subway. Like yesterday. The Italian Hero or whatever it's called).
keyboards or guitars?
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Guitars are dreamy!
Kwyjibo or Robin?
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Kwyjibo easily. European brother.
Blaze Bayley or Ripper Owens.
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That's a great one; I don't know how to answer that. Ripper is the better singer, but the material I've heard by both bands - while not great on either side - favors Maiden. How do you answer that?
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By picking one!
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:rollin
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Ripper....by far.
Cake or Death?
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Little red cookbook
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Then BLAZE because of the sideburns.
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Ripper....by far.
Cake or Death?
I'll take Cake for $200 Alex... unless it's Angel Food Cake, in which case I'd choose Death and enjoy Angel Food Cake in Paradise.
Sebastian Bach or ZP Theart