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Title: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Chino on October 15, 2012, 09:53:19 AM
In this thread we post thoughts we have that don't really have anywhere else to go.


My thought of the day:

Girls should not be allowed to eat bananas during class. It is distracting and I miss valuable information during the lecture.

Also...

Is the count from Sesame Street Asian? He has an accent. He has different eyes than the rest of the characters,. He's really good with numbers.... I'm being completely serious.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: MoraWintersoul on October 15, 2012, 09:54:13 AM
Is the count from Sesame Street Asian? He has an accent. He has different eyes than the rest of the characters,. He's really good with numbers.... I'm being completely serious.
He's from Tuscany.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Dr. DTVT on October 15, 2012, 10:10:55 AM
In this thread we post thoughts we have that don't really have anywhere else to go.

Chat thread much?
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: rogerdil on October 15, 2012, 10:12:09 AM
Is it just me or does Ian Eagle look like said Count from Sesame Street.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Cedar redaC on October 15, 2012, 10:56:22 AM
Is the count from Sesame Street Asian? He has an accent. He has different eyes than the rest of the characters,. He's really good with numbers.... I'm being completely serious.
He's from Tuscany.
That's no accident.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: SystematicThought on October 15, 2012, 11:00:54 AM
Why do we drive on parkways, but park in driveways?
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: kirksnosehair on October 15, 2012, 11:09:36 AM




Chicken

Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: jingle.boy on October 15, 2012, 11:48:49 AM
^ But it smells like fish.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: kirksnosehair on October 15, 2012, 12:10:09 PM
That IP address is 172.27.128.25 - the entire 128 block has a direct one-to-one NAT rule to pass all ports from the WAN through.  There's absolutely no reason whatsoever that SMTP traffic cannot penetrate that firewall with the current configuration.  That leaves only two possible problems with the configuration: the local Windows Firewall on the Exchange Server is currently enabled or you have an incorrect subnet mask or default gateway configured on the Exchange Server.  Either way, it's not something I can really talk you through over the phone so I am sending an engineer on site this afternoon.



Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Cedar redaC on October 15, 2012, 12:38:06 PM
:overmyhead:
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Tick on October 15, 2012, 01:36:25 PM
Feed mayonnaise to tuna fish. Eliminate the middleman.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: kirksnosehair on October 15, 2012, 01:45:05 PM
Nothing is more awesome than breasts.   I'm just sayin'  :heart



Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Adami on October 15, 2012, 01:46:12 PM
Nothing is more awesome than breasts.   I'm just sayin'  :heart

That's not true.


Breasts are more awesome.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: chknptpie on October 15, 2012, 01:46:32 PM




Chicken

Pot pie!
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Cool Chris on October 15, 2012, 01:46:55 PM
Feed mayonnaise to tuna fish. Eliminate the middleman.

 :lol

(http://www.survivinggrady.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/michael-keaton-night-shift.jpg)
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: kirksnosehair on October 15, 2012, 02:28:45 PM

(http://www.dreamtheaterforums.org/forumavatars/avatar_138_1343412280.jpeg)
No matter that it takes an eternity,
you WILL bow down before me! Both you, and then one day, YOUR HEIRS!!!
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: chknptpie on October 15, 2012, 04:38:59 PM
The guitar sounds in Pink Floyd's Take it Back sounds just like U2's Where the Streets Have No Name. hrrrmmmmm
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: LyterTheDestroyer on October 15, 2012, 06:17:59 PM
I am Pops sometimes, other times... other times I'm not.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Heretic on October 15, 2012, 06:32:53 PM
I am Pops sometimes, other times... other times I'm not.

Up for a game of Quartz, Parchment, Shears?
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: LyterTheDestroyer on October 15, 2012, 06:43:54 PM
Oh, good show! Jolly good show!
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Metropolaris on October 15, 2012, 07:49:22 PM
...From Behind?
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: TioJorge on October 15, 2012, 07:51:56 PM
Useless, brainless, syphilis-oozing cunts.






Random thought complete. Awesome thread.

 :millahhhh
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: LyterTheDestroyer on October 15, 2012, 08:10:41 PM
I'm having a blast on this forum! I can already tell that I'm going to make DTF my new, jealous girlfriend!
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: kingshmegland on October 15, 2012, 08:13:12 PM
I'm having a blast on this forum! I can already tell that I'm going to make DTF my new, jealous girlfriend!

Just the opposite.  We give you a taste and you keep coming back.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: LyterTheDestroyer on October 15, 2012, 08:14:02 PM
I come back for no one. Not even for people I like.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: kingshmegland on October 15, 2012, 08:15:25 PM
And yet you responded to me.  See,  You cannot resist the king.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Adami on October 15, 2012, 08:17:21 PM
And yet you responded to me.  See,  You cannot resist the king.

(http://www.celluloidheroreviews.com/images/history-of-the-world-part-i.jpg)


Also I am not sure this thread serves any purpose that the chat thread doesn't also serve.

Also nice to see another teenage boy here with hopes of using randomness to make a name for himself.

In this case the word nice was used ironically.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: kingshmegland on October 15, 2012, 08:19:53 PM
You are right again my friend.  But as a parting gift.


EVERYBODY JUMP THE QUEEN!!
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: LyterTheDestroyer on October 15, 2012, 08:20:30 PM
And yet you responded to me.  See,  You cannot resist the king.
I did not "come back".

I chose to return.

Also nice to see another teenage boy here with hopes of using randomness to make a name for himself.

In this case the word nice was used ironically.

Oh you! I am not a teenage boy! I am merely a lollipop man from lollipop land!

I'm 21. :)
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: MasterShakezula on October 15, 2012, 11:30:44 PM
If everyone hates Nickleback, how have they sold so many albums? 
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Adami on October 15, 2012, 11:45:52 PM
If everyone hates Nickleback, how have they sold so many albums?

Know your enemy.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Fiery Winds on October 16, 2012, 12:41:01 AM
Why do we drive on parkways, but park in driveways?

(http://www.dreamtheaterforums.org/forumavatars/avatar_2580_1337145795.jpeg)
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Ruba on October 16, 2012, 03:21:58 AM
Why NHL just cannot start? I was so excited about the new season. Fucking owners, the league is doing well already, greedy bastards  :censored.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: YtseBitsySpider on October 16, 2012, 05:24:21 AM
many songs by many fans are said to be the "anthem of metal"

But it really is Angel Of Death by Slayer


Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Tick on October 16, 2012, 05:34:40 AM
If everyone hates Nickleback, how have they sold so many albums?
The masses love bad music.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: kirksnosehair on October 16, 2012, 08:20:34 AM
So, what....he said "flip it over and try again" ?  Really?
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Zook on October 16, 2012, 08:21:57 AM
I hope the government is funding a lab trying to create a zombie, and I hope they succeed... I also hope it gets loose.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: lonestar on October 16, 2012, 08:44:16 AM
I hope the government is funding a lab trying to create a zombie, and I hope they succeed... I also hope it gets loose.

Why, it would just run for office, and probably win.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Ultimetalhead on October 16, 2012, 09:17:13 AM
many songs by many fans are said to be the "anthem of metal"

But it really is Angel Of Death by Slayer
Yes. Everywhere.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Elite on October 17, 2012, 09:50:07 PM
note to self; going to be at 6am is a ridiculously bad idea,
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: YtseBitsySpider on October 18, 2012, 09:46:18 AM
Im addicted to Haypi Kingdom on my iPhone.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: PuffyPat on October 18, 2012, 11:22:35 AM
This is your living room on drugs.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: DebraKadabra on October 18, 2012, 11:58:52 AM
Rocks in a bowl make soup.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Adami on October 18, 2012, 11:59:46 AM
I cannot stand Tom Green.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: kingshmegland on October 18, 2012, 12:10:57 PM
I do not like steak.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Adami on October 18, 2012, 12:11:32 PM
I do not like steak.

....yea I'm not buying that. I thought all you real men ate Steak every night with a big bottle of Jack.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: kingshmegland on October 18, 2012, 12:26:19 PM
I do not like steak.

....yea I'm not buying that. I thought all you real men ate Steak every night with a big bottle of Jack.

I hate steak.  Give me seafood any time......and Jack.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: lonestar on October 18, 2012, 12:28:05 PM
Emotions are just chemical reactions in my brain.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: wkiml on October 18, 2012, 12:29:41 PM
 :tup  and God knows our chemical reactions were fucked for along time
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: VioletS16 on October 18, 2012, 12:32:56 PM
I want a goat SO much.
I would name it Tundra, after Finntroll's bassist. Or something else Scandinavian. I just love goats.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Chino on October 18, 2012, 12:33:32 PM
I do not like steak.

You might be next to be unfriended on facebook.... take that back NOW!
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Adami on October 18, 2012, 12:33:55 PM
Here's my random thought of the day. I have no idea what to do with my goat named Tundra. I have to get rid of it, but who would possibly want a goat named Tundra? Ah well, guess I'll put him down.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Chino on October 18, 2012, 12:39:30 PM
Here's my random thought of the day. I have no idea what to do with my goat named Tundra. I have to get rid of it, but who would possibly want a goat named Tundra? Ah well, guess I'll put him down.

Turn it into goat steak and force feed it to Mr. Callahan over there....
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: lonestar on October 18, 2012, 12:40:23 PM
Here's my random thought of the day. I have no idea what to do with my goat named Tundra. I have to get rid of it, but who would possibly want a goat named Tundra? Ah well, guess I'll put him down.

Turn it into goat steak and force feed it to Mr. Callahan over there....

I can make it palatable.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: TioJorge on October 18, 2012, 12:42:00 PM
I like toitles.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Adami on October 18, 2012, 12:47:48 PM
So as hot as Kate Winslet is, is there any movie she is hotter in than Eternal Sunshine? Maybe I'm just a sucker for crazy colored hair, but god damn.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Chino on October 18, 2012, 12:51:27 PM
So as hot as Kate Winslet is, is there any movie she is hotter in than Eternal Sunshine? Maybe I'm just a sucker for crazy colored hair, but god damn.

Was she naked in that movie? If not, then no.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Adami on October 18, 2012, 12:52:36 PM
So as hot as Kate Winslet is, is there any movie she is hotter in than Eternal Sunshine? Maybe I'm just a sucker for crazy colored hair, but god damn.

Was she naked in that movie? If not, then no.

I dunno dude. I've seen her naked plenty. You don't need to be naked to be hot, you need to be hot. I mean she's naked in Titanic and Little Children, and that one where she's a nazi, but I wouldn't call those her hottest movies.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: DebraKadabra on October 18, 2012, 01:24:15 PM
So as hot as Kate Winslet is, is there any movie she is hotter in than Eternal Sunshine? Maybe I'm just a sucker for crazy colored hair, but god damn.

I'm quite inclined to agree with you.  Plus, I just love her to pieces anyway. :heart
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Chino on October 25, 2012, 11:29:42 AM
Many guys worry whether or not the size of their penis is too small. Do girls ever worry whether or not their vagina is too big?
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: DebraKadabra on October 25, 2012, 12:02:30 PM
REALLY?! ::)
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Chino on October 25, 2012, 12:14:23 PM
REALLY?! ::)

I'm being completely serious. I was standing outside the library today, and this bombshell walked by. She was absolutely beautiful, stunning, jaw dropping, amazing hair, perfect facial structure... However, she had to be at least 6'5, I think she may have been even taller than that. Now, I'm 5'11 and I thought to myself.. "man, even if I was packing a solid 8.5 - 9 inches, I don't know if that'd be enough for a girl that tall". Then I thought to myself "I wonder if she ever looks at guys shorter than her and wonders whether or not she'd be too big for them". Meaning there could be a guy who is perfectly fine in terms of size down there, but because of her scaled up proportions, he (or even she) might not find the act of sex as enjoyable.

I thought it was a perfectly valid thought. Therefore, I posted it here.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: DebraKadabra on October 25, 2012, 12:15:37 PM
You DO know that lady parts can be... accommodating, right?
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Sketchy on October 25, 2012, 02:59:10 PM
It occurs to me that bending dimensions is something that'd be rather fun. That and treacle cake is like memory foam.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: DebraKadabra on October 25, 2012, 03:38:59 PM
And a wild Sketchy appears! :biggrin:
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Sketchy on October 25, 2012, 04:05:39 PM
http://i.imgur.com/3vefv.jpg

It's SUMERIA effective.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: wolfking on October 25, 2012, 04:52:11 PM
I fucking don't want to go to work today.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Zook on October 25, 2012, 04:54:28 PM
Inertia is a property of matter.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: theliloutkast on October 25, 2012, 05:09:24 PM
h(x) = f(x) * g(x)

ln(h(x)) = ln(f(x) * g(x))

ln(h(x)) = ln(f(x))+ln(g(x))

(1/h(x))*h'(x) = (1/f(x))*f`(x)+(1/g(x))*g'(x)

*h(x)

h'(x) = g(x) * f'(x) + f(x) * g'(x)


That was my random thought of the day.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: DebraKadabra on October 25, 2012, 05:15:21 PM
I fucking don't want to go to work today.

Completely agreed, but had to show up. :mehlin
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Zook on October 25, 2012, 05:15:21 PM
I think my cat wants to rape me.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: theliloutkast on October 25, 2012, 05:16:05 PM
Turn down the sex appeal then.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: TioJorge on October 25, 2012, 07:15:52 PM
I think my rat wants to cap me.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: wolfking on October 26, 2012, 04:59:50 AM
I fucking don't want to go to work today.

Completely agreed, but had to show up. :mehlin

This.  I went, have come home, it was shit.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: DebraKadabra on October 26, 2012, 05:06:52 AM
WORD.  I'm beyond glad my week is finally over.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: wolfking on October 26, 2012, 05:10:45 AM
 :hat
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: DebraKadabra on October 26, 2012, 05:12:25 AM
Got DAT right. :hat
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: jingle.boy on October 26, 2012, 05:29:56 AM
Randomly posting shit in the vain attempt to stay ahead of the Magic Woman's post count.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: DebraKadabra on October 26, 2012, 05:31:46 AM
That's so cute. :biggrin:
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: ? on October 26, 2012, 05:55:10 AM
Yay, winter is here again! :metal
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: wolfking on October 26, 2012, 05:55:24 AM
Randomly posting shit in the vain attempt to stay ahead of the Magic Woman's post count.

Nice, that's totally something I would do.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: wolfking on October 26, 2012, 05:56:06 AM
Yay, winter is here again! :metal

I am two thirds two spring so summer is almost here for me, I hate it.  Give me winter anytime.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: snapple on October 26, 2012, 05:58:24 AM
is it possible to get a hard enough boner that your dick explodes?
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: DebraKadabra on October 26, 2012, 06:03:40 AM
Randomly posting shit in the vain attempt to stay ahead of the Magic Woman's post count.

Nice, that's totally something I would do.

(http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/tongue/tongue0020.gif)

Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: wolfking on October 26, 2012, 06:05:52 AM
is it possible to get a hard enough boner that your dick explodes?

I remember reading about a rock star once (can't remember who) who literally had so much sex, his dick just basically exploded and needed surgery to repair it.  Can't remember the life of me who it was.

EDIT: Chuck Negron from Three Dog Night
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: DebraKadabra on October 26, 2012, 06:10:55 AM
 :omg:

Um... ow?
 
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: kingshmegland on October 26, 2012, 06:45:41 AM
Posted this on Facebook, a cleaner version about political adds and when did it start.

"I approve this message."  No shit, I saw your add. 

If "you" have an add out it's what you think, no need to approve it.  Brought to you at the end tells me if someone else made the commercial.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: DebraKadabra on October 26, 2012, 06:48:37 AM
I saw that.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Sketchy on October 26, 2012, 06:53:17 AM
Piano goes well with pretty much anything. Thus I reason that it must be the coriander dip of music. This makes, in conclusion, piano and crisps aurally delicious.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: wolfking on October 26, 2012, 06:55:54 AM
Keytars are incredible.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: TioJorge on October 26, 2012, 03:19:54 PM
COLD WEATHER! WIND! DARK CLOUDS! GOOD SMELLY LEAVES!


I LOVE! I LOVE IT ALL!  :azn:
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: wolfking on October 26, 2012, 04:00:58 PM
COLD WEATHER! WIND! DARK CLOUDS! GOOD SMELLY LEAVES!


I LOVE! I LOVE IT ALL!  :azn:

Amen to this.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: DebraKadabra on October 26, 2012, 05:13:37 PM
COLD WEATHER! WIND! DARK CLOUDS! GOOD SMELLY LEAVES!


I LOVE! I LOVE IT ALL!  :azn:

I know - especially since it's FINALLY something resembling fall here in the TX. :coolio
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: TioJorge on October 27, 2012, 02:44:18 AM
No kidding, it's felt like furggin' July and it's almost November. Bout damn time. I really hope it sticks. Can never tell in this damn state.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: DebraKadabra on October 27, 2012, 02:44:48 AM
No lie there, bud.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: wasteland on October 27, 2012, 02:57:32 AM
I awoke to the sound of thunder and rain today. Two straight hours of a heavy autumn storm. First real rain here in Sardinia. Once again, here comes the worst time of the year.  :'(
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: DebraKadabra on October 27, 2012, 02:58:10 AM
Should be nice and cool here in TX for the next few days. :)
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: kingshmegland on October 27, 2012, 03:51:29 AM
My bladder is an assassin and it's out to kill my mornings.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: jingle.boy on October 27, 2012, 05:55:03 AM
Same with my dog's bladder!  More likely it's his stomach though.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Elite on October 27, 2012, 05:56:32 AM
My left-arm biceps hurts like hell.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Sketchy on October 27, 2012, 09:20:10 AM
Want moar electronics
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: TheSilentHam on October 27, 2012, 01:56:31 PM
There are two types of people:
Those who think everyone can be divided into two groups of people,
and those who don't.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: TioJorge on October 27, 2012, 02:05:18 PM
There is one kind of hookah:
The hookahbaiyou. Dattebayo.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: DebraKadabra on October 27, 2012, 03:51:58 PM
This is not reality.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: TioJorge on October 27, 2012, 04:09:00 PM
All of reality is a buttplug.











Let loose.







Puberty.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: DebraKadabra on October 27, 2012, 06:06:18 PM
All of reality is a buttplug.











Let loose.







Puberty.

 :rollin
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: theliloutkast on October 27, 2012, 06:50:19 PM
I procrastinate too much, but it's addicting.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: jingle.boy on October 28, 2012, 04:50:24 AM
There are two types of people:
Those who think everyone can be divided into two groups of people,
and those who don't.

Actually, there are three types of people in this world:  those that can count, and those that can't.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: SomeoneLikeHim on October 28, 2012, 04:55:22 AM
There are two types of people:
Those who think everyone can be divided into two groups of people,
and those who don't.

Actually, there are three types of people in this world:  those that can count, and those that can't.
No, there are 10. Those who know binary and those who don't.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Sketchy on October 28, 2012, 04:55:50 AM
Cards Against Humanity is fun.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: kirksnosehair on October 28, 2012, 05:59:49 AM
I procrastinate too much, but it's addicting.


I'll respond to this later on
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: DebraKadabra on October 28, 2012, 12:06:18 PM
I procrastinate too much, but it's addicting.


I'll respond to this later on








or not...
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: BlobVanDam on October 28, 2012, 12:08:57 PM
There are two types of people:
Those who think everyone can be divided into two groups of people,
and those who don't.

Actually, there are three types of people in this world:  those that can count, and those that can't.
No, there are 10. Those who know binary and those who don't.

My friend submitted that as his yearbook quote, but clearly the person who typed it up wasn't one of those people, because they actually put "ten" instead of "10". :facepalm:
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: TioJorge on October 28, 2012, 12:20:36 PM
This day is the greatest of all the days. It's Sunday so I can definitely start to worship my Panda Kami-sama appropriately and I cannot remember the last time I've had the weekend off. Thusly, I shall drink this hurr wine and nibble on this hurr cheese. Goat cheese. Mmm. The drunkest of goats. It's sunny, cloudless, and yet it has stayed nice and chilly and breezy. This is a rare occasion in which I welcome the sun's light and am happy to see the sky open. Great day, it's shall be. The bees knees.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: SomeoneLikeHim on October 28, 2012, 01:52:32 PM
There are two types of people:
Those who think everyone can be divided into two groups of people,
and those who don't.

Actually, there are three types of people in this world:  those that can count, and those that can't.
No, there are 10. Those who know binary and those who don't.

My friend submitted that as his yearbook quote, but clearly the person who typed it up wasn't one of those people, because they actually put "ten" instead of "10". :facepalm:
:facepalm:
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: theliloutkast on October 28, 2012, 06:29:50 PM
I have a horrible headache, but for some reason I don't want to take painkillers. I'm not really sure why.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: PuffyPat on November 01, 2012, 04:54:01 PM
Am I really alive? Is this "life" even real?
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: theliloutkast on November 01, 2012, 05:24:49 PM
Does the fact that I missed my Calculus lecture today but understand what was lectured on today better than most people in the class mean I'm really smart or that everyone else is really dumb?
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: DebraKadabra on November 01, 2012, 07:13:55 PM
Am I really alive? Is this "life" even real?

That's what "they" want you to be asking.
 
Which begs the question - who the fuck are "they"?!
 
Oh, and I asked my Magic 8 Ball if it was in a bad mood today.  The answer?  "It is decidedly so" :rollin
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: TioJorge on November 01, 2012, 08:48:17 PM
ARE WE REALLY THIS IMPORTANT!?

JUST BECAUSE WE CAN

DOESN'T MEAN WE SHOULD!!!




FUCKING HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKAHHHHHHHHHHH.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: jingle.boy on November 01, 2012, 10:23:37 PM
Gotta take a leak so bad I can taste it.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: DebraKadabra on November 01, 2012, 10:24:07 PM
Gotta take a leak so bad I can taste it.

Straaaaaaaaange brew...
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: jingle.boy on November 01, 2012, 10:26:46 PM
Yay, at least someone other than RJ knows that.

Nice how we can turn any thread into a chat thread, huh?
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: DebraKadabra on November 01, 2012, 10:28:25 PM
That movie was hysterribly awesome.
 
Heh... yeah, guilty as charged. :lol
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: theliloutkast on November 02, 2012, 09:34:28 AM
I wonder if anyone will get my signature.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Sketchy on November 02, 2012, 09:42:43 AM
Caffinated substances!
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: TioJorge on November 02, 2012, 11:21:21 AM
Orange juice!





PEANUT BUTTER!
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Sketchy on November 02, 2012, 12:12:50 PM
Trance inspired electronic prog!
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: kirksnosehair on November 02, 2012, 12:48:49 PM
Left nut, left nut, left nut, left nut.....
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: DebraKadabra on November 02, 2012, 01:43:55 PM
I guess I should've studied for my blood test.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: TioJorge on November 02, 2012, 01:54:12 PM
Bakayarou! Konoyarou!
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: theliloutkast on November 05, 2012, 09:41:55 AM
Working and school suck.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: DebraKadabra on November 05, 2012, 12:08:49 PM
Does anyone know where I can get a new stomach?  The warranty on mine expired way too long ago.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: TioJorge on November 05, 2012, 12:42:00 PM
Aw, Debbie Debs, I got a fix for you! Here's the promotional video (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=INfEyMvb2-E) to get yourself some nice information. Be sure to enter the code: EATSHIT so I can get a discount on my new renewal renewing renewed.

P.S. This is my drunk thread cause I'm in here and I'm drunk and.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Scorpion on November 05, 2012, 12:44:35 PM
I wonder if anyone will get my signature.

I get the first part, but you lost me on the JP reference.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: DebraKadabra on November 05, 2012, 12:45:16 PM
Aw, Debbie Debs, I got a fix for you! Here's the promotional video (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=INfEyMvb2-E) to get yourself some nice information. Be sure to enter the code: EATSHIT so I can get a discount on my new renewal renewing renewed.

Perfect. :rollin
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: kirksnosehair on November 05, 2012, 01:18:23 PM
One to one network address translation on the firewall is not correctly deployed due to an incorrect subnet mask entry (3rd octet specifically) on the WAN interface.  If you correct that and flush your DNS cache you should then be able to connect to that SQL Server on TCP port 1433.



Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: TioJorge on November 05, 2012, 01:23:40 PM
OH YEAH!? WELL MY GRANPAPY JUST SHOWED ME THAT THERE'S THIS SHIT THAT LETS YOU ACCESS THE WORLD WIDE WEB WITHOUT USING A CORD! HA! NO CORD! HAAAAAHAHAHAHAAAAAA! THIS IS GOING TO CHANGE THE ENTIRE TOWN!
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: SomeoneLikeHim on November 05, 2012, 01:29:05 PM
Does the fact that I missed my Calculus lecture today but understand what was lectured on today better than most people in the class mean I'm really smart or that everyone else is really dumb?
Probably both
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: DebraKadabra on November 05, 2012, 06:06:04 PM
OH YEAH!? WELL MY GRANPAPY JUST SHOWED ME THAT THERE'S THIS SHIT THAT LETS YOU ACCESS THE WORLD WIDE WEB WITHOUT USING A CORD! HA! NO CORD! HAAAAAHAHAHAHAAAAAA! THIS IS GOING TO CHANGE THE ENTIRE TOWN!

 :rollin
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Lynxo on November 06, 2012, 02:23:05 PM
Butts.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: theliloutkast on November 06, 2012, 04:03:08 PM
Opinions can never be wrong unless your opinion is that your opinion is wrong.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Adami on November 06, 2012, 05:32:04 PM
Opinions can never be wrong unless your opinion is that your opinion is wrong.

Yea, that's wrong.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: SeRoX on November 06, 2012, 05:48:59 PM
Sometimes I think that crying is my greatest weakness but sometimes I think that crying is my precious thing ever, proves that I still feel.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Adami on November 06, 2012, 05:50:28 PM
Sometimes I think that crying is my greatest weakness but sometimes I think that crying is my precious thing ever, proves that I still feel.

Never think that crying is a weakness.


Unless stuff like Titanic makes you cry, then yea.....weak sauce.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: TioJorge on November 07, 2012, 12:52:14 AM






Boys have a vagina.

Women have a penis.





































 :azn:
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Sketchy on November 07, 2012, 04:54:48 AM
Shinsekai Yori
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: DebraKadabra on November 07, 2012, 12:21:03 PM
Meh.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: theliloutkast on November 07, 2012, 12:24:48 PM
Need more coffee...
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: DebraKadabra on November 07, 2012, 01:24:51 PM
Wish I had the rest of the week off. :sadpanda:
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: jingle.boy on November 07, 2012, 01:29:46 PM
I'd hardly call that "random"

I don't care what people say, Matlock was a litigious genius.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: kirksnosehair on November 07, 2012, 01:52:00 PM
Constantinople!!!!!!!
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: TioJorge on November 07, 2012, 02:02:52 PM
I think I'll go on drifting aimlessly through life, just like that brave froggy drifting from the lake of ignorance into the endless ocean of knowledge; he knows not what awaits him, but that doesn't matter because he has lots of flies saved up; with a wonder welling up his his plump little belly, you'd think he a bullfrog.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: DebraKadabra on November 07, 2012, 02:18:01 PM
I'd hardly call that "random"

So?  Who died and made you the King of Randomia?  Huh? :lol
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: jingle.boy on November 07, 2012, 02:22:17 PM
I'd hardly call that "random"

So?  Who died and made you the King of Randomia?  Huh? :lol

Shouldn't you be :psycho:
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: DebraKadabra on November 07, 2012, 02:39:16 PM
Already did that - at work now.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: BlobVanDam on November 07, 2012, 09:59:29 PM
The bathroom is the most acoustically unfortunate room of the house.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: DebraKadabra on November 08, 2012, 03:05:17 AM
The bathtub is the most acoustically unfortunate object of the house.

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v317/bizarredevotedfan/Randomness/frap.gif)
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: theliloutkast on November 08, 2012, 07:33:49 AM
I'm tired of having Max/Min problems on the homework just because some people don't understand it. I've known how to do them for two weeks, they're just really long and annoying sometimes.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: kirksnosehair on November 08, 2012, 09:01:18 AM
I think I'll go get lunch now
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Sketchy on November 09, 2012, 03:32:06 AM
Today needs more breezeblocks.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: black_biff_stadler on November 09, 2012, 05:24:08 AM
<7:13:07> *Feel like looking at some funny pics*
<7:13:19> *Search "absurd" on Google*
<7:13:43> *Notice a stereotypical metal logo for a band called "Absurd"*
<7:14:04> *Search "absurd" on youtube*
<7:14:20> *Click on video for the band*
<7:15:11> *Reading through comments, realizes this is actual Hitlercore with German black metal vocals*
<7:17:22> *Not even Hitler can ruin a minor third harmony*




























































(http://www.theblab.com/favorite_things/images/absurd.gif)
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Lynxo on November 09, 2012, 06:48:30 AM
One day I might learn how to not take offence to customers being complete assholes. But it is not this day!

(http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8obwlCjNF1rcfdgeo1_1280.jpg)
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: theliloutkast on November 09, 2012, 07:30:33 AM
She's cute, funny, smart and actually doing well in College. I'm just waiting for the bombshell, like, "Oh, by the way, I have herpes!"
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Zydar on November 09, 2012, 07:31:59 AM
Okay, what to eat tonight....
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Adami on November 09, 2012, 11:51:20 PM
I've decided that there needs to be a (true to source material) Deadpool Corps. movie RIGHT GOD DAMN NOW!
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: LCArenas on November 09, 2012, 11:54:55 PM
I realltywish SoulCalibur III had been released on xbox

hUNGRY, mahn
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Sketchy on November 10, 2012, 04:09:49 AM
I'm so terrible at detecting sarcasm, I caught a type of squirrel instead.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Dark Castle on November 10, 2012, 07:33:11 AM
If my mailman tries to bend and shove my Grimes vinyl record into my mailbox when it gets here I'm going to ruin his life.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: rogerdil on November 10, 2012, 10:41:46 AM
Hmm, just learned butter is made from the fat taken out of regular milk, leaving the product known as buttermilk; I've always assumed buttermilk somehow had extra fat (like cream or something).  Also, it's considered a probiotic.  *puts on shopping list*
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: TioJorge on November 10, 2012, 11:10:37 AM
Stop.














Hookah time.





Dear Santa,


The only thing I want for Christmas, now and forever, is a Wii Tourettes. Thank YoASDOPAIUFBJNHL;ASEPGOAISUDJFUCKSTICK
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: DebraKadabra on November 10, 2012, 04:58:07 PM
Dear Santa,


The only thing I want for Christmas, now and forever, is a Wii Tourettes. Thank YoASDOPAIUFBJNHL;ASEPGOAISUDJFUCKSTICK

 :rollin :rollin :rollin

Scrambled eggs make me a very happy goil. :)
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: TioJorge on November 12, 2012, 12:10:35 AM
I wonder if there's a higher percentage of hobo's robbing dry-cleaners than other people?
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: black_biff_stadler on November 12, 2012, 01:34:06 AM
 :lol

I'd like to see former NBA journeyman, Smush Parker, marry former Washington Redskin, Fred Smoot, so his name could be Smush Smoot.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: theliloutkast on November 12, 2012, 06:16:36 AM
My knee is killing me, I think it's joint pain.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Tick on November 12, 2012, 06:28:32 AM
We spend a third of our lives sleeping. The other 2/3rds we are awake we wish many of our days away wishing it was another day. Like today for instance. Instead of embracing Monday, I am wanting to get past it to Tuesday. On Tuesday morning, I will wish it was 5:30pm so I can have the night off going into my day off. Why can't I just enjoy it all?
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Sketchy on November 12, 2012, 07:28:38 AM
I am not waterfowl.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Tick on November 12, 2012, 07:46:02 AM
I am not waterfowl.
Sure about that?
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: PuffyPat on November 12, 2012, 02:07:41 PM
Sometimes I wish I had a reason to isolate myself.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: wolfking on November 12, 2012, 02:10:30 PM
We spend a third of our lives sleeping. The other 2/3rds we are awake we wish many of our days away wishing it was another day. Like today for instance. Instead of embracing Monday, I am wanting to get past it to Tuesday. On Tuesday morning, I will wish it was 5:30pm so I can have the night off going into my day off. Why can't I just enjoy it all?

Because life is a mundane, repetitive exercise that rarely is lived out to its full potential.  I myself wish at times it was weeks ahead just to get through the busy period of work, but why?  The busy period is going to come around again and again, you can't avoid it.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: DebraKadabra on November 12, 2012, 03:25:00 PM
Getting excited about Thanksgiving, even though I have NO idea what the plans will be.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: jingle.boy on November 14, 2012, 08:01:12 AM
The doghouse isn't so bad.  It's quiet in here.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Ruba on November 14, 2012, 08:02:43 AM
Demi Lovato has a bumchin.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Sketchy on November 14, 2012, 08:17:40 AM
I am not waterfowl.
Sure about that?
*nods*

Quack
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: black_biff_stadler on November 20, 2012, 03:16:45 AM
If you're searching for "Dido" on Google and accidentally hit an extra letter, boy do the results ever change :blush
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: jingle.boy on November 20, 2012, 06:03:10 AM
I'm so thankful that a cup of coffee greases the skids ... Every. Single. Morning.  Right around this time.

BRB
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: DebraKadabra on November 20, 2012, 12:05:06 PM
If you're searching for "Dido" on Google and accidentally hit an extra letter, boy do the results ever change :blush

No shit, Sherlock. :lol


Unrelated and random:

It's nice to know that incompetence was FINALLY dealt with. :victorydance:
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: kirksnosehair on November 20, 2012, 02:22:44 PM
Yup
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: carl320 on November 22, 2012, 11:07:19 AM
Why would someone buy an electric piano with less than 88 keys?
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: DebraKadabra on November 23, 2012, 03:39:39 AM
Don't whizz on the electric fence.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: jingle.boy on November 23, 2012, 06:26:42 AM
Never fry bacon in the nude.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Cedar redaC on November 23, 2012, 12:14:02 PM
Never wear a neck brace to a metal show.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: black_biff_stadler on November 23, 2012, 05:26:04 PM
A gf with no teeth really has its perks.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: DebraKadabra on November 23, 2012, 05:31:09 PM
You guys... :lol
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: theliloutkast on November 24, 2012, 10:32:42 PM
I had a pretty fucking awesome weekend.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Sketchy on November 25, 2012, 06:44:17 AM
Don't whizz on the electric fence.

My previous labrador did that. He never went near sheep again... (Willingly)
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Tick on November 25, 2012, 07:27:59 AM
I had a pretty fucking awesome weekend.
Is Sunday no longer part of it?
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: theliloutkast on November 25, 2012, 11:18:42 AM
I had a pretty fucking awesome weekend.
Is Sunday no longer part of it?
I work all day Sunday, so no.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: penguinspanda on January 07, 2013, 11:13:19 PM
Hmmmm....sooooo...... Resuscitate the Giraffe

And..........

This may just be common knowledge, but, I was pondering today, why are we the only mammals with pubes? I mean, is that all on Eve, or what? 
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: DebraKadabra on January 16, 2013, 11:18:30 PM
I just LOVE when grown ass adults act like they're in junior high.  NOT. :tdwn
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: jingle.boy on January 17, 2013, 05:59:08 AM
You may not always know why you're in the doghouse, but it sure provides some peace and quiet.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Sketchy on January 17, 2013, 07:03:01 AM
As all programming languages translate into machine code to tell the processor what to do, it occurs to me that it should be possible to translate from one to the other, as they all pretty much run on the same thing. Thus, I am wondering, what would python look like if it was translated into C, Ada or some other such language.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Scorpion on January 17, 2013, 09:56:58 AM
The train is coming with its shiny cars
With comfy seats and wheels of stars
So hush my little ones, have no fear
The man in the moon is the engineer.

That's been going through my head for two days or so.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: TioJorge on January 17, 2013, 11:11:16 AM
I'm super constipated and it sucks.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Sketchy on January 17, 2013, 11:18:43 AM
I am engaging C in guerilla warfare. It kept telling me I was missing a closing bracket, but what I'd actually forgotten was a comma.

That's playing dirty, C, you liar.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: PuffyPat on January 17, 2013, 11:42:27 AM
I want to become an actor so I can grow a hiatus beard when I'm not working.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: penguinspanda on January 17, 2013, 01:33:07 PM
I just LOVE when grown ass adults act like they're in junior high.  NOT. :tdwn

Was that in reference to me? Seriously? I thought this was a forum where we could ask everything- It had been a serious ponder between Jay and I since some google research didn't really reveal anything scientific, and neither of us know much about religion. But I suppose this is a sign I should just leave the forum. Getting tired of certain things anyhow.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: DebraKadabra on January 17, 2013, 03:28:40 PM
Oh NO no no no no - my post was 100% NOT directed towards you.  It was about a sitch I'm dealing with at work.
 
Sorry!
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: penguinspanda on January 17, 2013, 03:31:44 PM
Oh NO no no no no - my post was 100% NOT directed towards you.  It was about a sitch I'm dealing with at work.
 
Sorry!

I know it was random- but it was a serious ponder... I was thinking, maybe it's because of the whole modesty development in the Garden. But, like I said, I don't know much about various beliefs- And my 'research' basically had a little info about apes, but nothing to really explain why humans are so different. Unless it's the fact that we're primarily hairless species.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: kingshmegland on January 17, 2013, 03:33:39 PM
Can girls really engage in a circle jerk.  Who's jerking what?
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: DebraKadabra on January 17, 2013, 03:39:03 PM
I know it was random- but it was a serious ponder... I was thinking, maybe it's because of the whole modesty development in the Garden. But, like I said, I don't know much about various beliefs- And my 'research' basically had a little info about apes, but nothing to really explain why humans are so different. Unless it's the fact that we're primarily hairless species.

It's actually an interesting point, to be honest.  I had no idea that humans are the only mammals with pubes.  Learn something new every day. :jets: :)
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: TioJorge on January 17, 2013, 03:55:03 PM
Because we're the only species who do as much oral pleasuring as we do and whatever gross being that created us wants us to suffer by having a mouthful of hair all the time.

I remember one time at a birthday party for my girlfriend's best friend, the best friend went upstairs to 'get ready' and when she came back down she was all sweaty and then right as she went to blow out the candle I said "WAIT.." *everyone stares at me* "Y...there's a pube in your mouth. It's a big curly pube. Just there *points*" and then she picked it out and blew out the candles and no one said a word and I ruined her whole birthday and then I felt great.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: penguinspanda on January 17, 2013, 04:06:22 PM
From what I read, and I'm no scientist, and I don't know the reliability of the content- But some species of apes have very very fine hair around their genitals, that could be defined as such, but is more of a thinning and change in texture (compared to their body hair). I guess this could go either way, answer wise. Scientists might argue that we evolved form those apes, and our bodies developed that thicker hair as a sort of protection (though isn't it the cause and breeding ground of so many STDs?) Or perhaps more modern humans manually removed the hair and the bodies adapted, kind of like how we shave our legs/face and the hair comes in thicker. Or maybe the whole faith based, modesty/shame connection.  I will keep searching until I find legit answers on either side of the spectrum. Wonder what my friends pastor might say?
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: JayOctavarium on January 17, 2013, 04:31:55 PM


Human pubic hair evolved so thick and course that lice from apes were able to survive in it... pubic lice is ape lice.... at least that's what I read...





Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: MajorMatt on January 18, 2013, 08:04:40 PM
FUCK I'm Durnk

EDIT: o wait wrong thread off t the durnk one if i can stay awake :P
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: TioJorge on January 18, 2013, 09:55:17 PM
 :lol :rollin

P.S. For those not wanting to miss an epic edic, what he put instead of 'awake' was 'alive'.  :rollin :rollin

Awesome. Bravo, my friend. I'm sad that you never found the drunk thread. Lost in the abyss of the internet forever...just like the hyberbolic time chamber. Sigh... Dangerous. I too am drunk. Off I go.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Sketchy on January 21, 2013, 11:41:23 AM
FUCK I'm Durnk

EDIT: o wait wrong thread off t the durnk one if i can stay awake :P

This is the best post I've seen in a very long time. Love it.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: kirksnosehair on January 21, 2013, 01:34:32 PM
Who farted?
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: MrBoom_shack-a-lack on January 21, 2013, 01:38:24 PM
Actually i'm about to..............................there you go!
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: JayOctavarium on January 21, 2013, 01:40:08 PM
Actually i'm about to..............................there you go!


:clap:
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Tick on January 21, 2013, 02:02:50 PM
Random thought....

Regardless of what the commercial implies, having a house party with a fridge full of Coors light with not have hot perfect 10 girls ringing your doorbell dying to come in to drink it and dance with you.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Phoenix87x on January 21, 2013, 02:04:34 PM
I'm starting to suspect that Girl Scouts are putting crack in their cookies. I just ate a whole box of the lemonade cookies and I feel dirty now.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Lolzeez on January 22, 2013, 08:28:18 AM
I thought I'd come to you and say,
All the things I had on my mind.
I thought it might be really great
To show you how I feel inside
Then I think ... MAYBE NOT!

*epic instrumental section*
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Kotowboy on January 22, 2013, 08:31:51 AM
Quote
Re: The random thoughts thread.


1.How am I going to sneak past those guards ?


2.Why did I bring Helium instead of air ?
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Lolzeez on January 22, 2013, 08:39:19 AM
1.How am I going to sneak past those guards ?
It's too dangerous to go. Take this! *gives a bottle of expired milk*
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Phoenix87x on January 22, 2013, 08:50:16 AM
There's something eerily soothing about the cooking channel. I can't quite put my finger on it, but it somehow puts me in a trance-like state whenever I watch it.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: rogerdil on January 22, 2013, 09:24:38 AM
Okay, self, no need to make forays into social media every nanosecond.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: lonestar on January 22, 2013, 09:37:29 AM
Can girls really engage in a circle jerk.  Who's jerking what?

Made my day. :tup
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: rogerdil on January 22, 2013, 11:36:46 AM
Half-blacks are considered black for the convenience of racists and blacks alike.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: kirksnosehair on January 22, 2013, 12:02:07 PM
That's gotta be the fattest one I've ever seen  :eek
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: rogerdil on January 23, 2013, 09:17:00 AM
Posted this on FB: "I like liking lots of a person's posts and not getting any likes in return. MAKES ME FEEL ALL WARM AND FUZZY INSIDE"

You can guess what happened next, most likes I've ever gotten.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: MoraWintersoul on January 23, 2013, 09:29:47 AM
Sweet Jesus am I distracted or emotional or what.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: jingle.boy on January 23, 2013, 11:05:53 AM
fuck it, they're all the same.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Chino on January 23, 2013, 11:27:49 AM
On the fourth floor of the library, there is a single stall bathroom that happens to be unisex. I feel bad for girls because every time I go in, there is piss all over the seat... then it occurred to me. If women had to put it down to pee, and then put back up whenever they were done (instead of the other way around), they would always have a clean place to sit.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Chino on January 23, 2013, 01:34:09 PM
I randomly thought of this today. Therefore I am sharing.

(http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lybo2fjLoe1qbn6nco1_500.png)
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: DebraKadabra on January 23, 2013, 01:38:05 PM
Ontogeny recapitulates phylogeny.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Chino on January 23, 2013, 01:41:17 PM
Ontogeny recapitulates phylogeny.

You are so smart. Thanks! I never knew what it was called. I just searched "species fetus comparison". Way cool  :tup
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: DebraKadabra on January 23, 2013, 01:44:45 PM
It's not that I'm "smart", it's that I remember it from biology in high school (and it being reinforced in college level biology).  REALLY cool to see it pictured!
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: rogerdil on January 24, 2013, 09:43:06 AM
How long is Milton "Fucking" Banana going to be the lead entry in my last.fm recommendations.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Sketchy on January 24, 2013, 04:01:35 PM
Holy fuck! Mewtwo is a tortoise embryo!
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: TioJorge on January 24, 2013, 04:04:47 PM
 :laugh:
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: rogerdil on January 24, 2013, 04:36:46 PM
Headache cure (through sound therapy) - does help; takes several listens, plus good to supplement with fingertips to the forehead (about two inches above eyebrows) and thumbs against the temples.

http://www.foreheadheadache.com/headache-cure-through-sound-therapy/
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: jingle.boy on January 25, 2013, 10:49:25 AM
Skyyyyy rockets in flight!
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: chknptpie on January 25, 2013, 11:57:37 AM
Skyyyyy rockets in flight!

I take it you had a very nice lunch break? :eyebrows:
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: TioJorge on January 25, 2013, 12:01:27 PM
I'm eating sushi and after this I plan to masturbate.


After that I will play Super Castlevania IV.


Then I will sleepy time.


I gotta say it was a good day.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Lolzeez on January 25, 2013, 12:11:55 PM
I'm eating sushi and after this I plan to masturbate.


After that I will play Super Castlevania IV.


Then I will sleepy time.


I gotta say it was a good day.
Day made.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: jingle.boy on January 25, 2013, 12:21:16 PM
Skyyyyy rockets in flight!

I take it you had a very nice lunch break? :eyebrows:

:zydarscouch:
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: kingshmegland on January 25, 2013, 12:32:52 PM
Damn, my wife is working until 7.  LOL
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: kirksnosehair on January 25, 2013, 02:11:46 PM
Is that a snot?
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: MajorMatt on January 25, 2013, 10:13:16 PM
There's nowhere to set my aim...
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Sketchy on January 26, 2013, 04:35:10 AM
MM, are you everywhere?
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: DebraKadabra on January 28, 2013, 03:30:44 AM
The Shadow knows... (http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/evil.gif)
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Cyclopssss on January 28, 2013, 03:51:32 AM
Fuckin' Monday...
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: BlobVanDam on January 28, 2013, 03:59:01 AM
snip snip here
snip snip there
we're going to take your balls
we don't let the lions mate
in the merry old land of Oz
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: kirksnosehair on January 28, 2013, 08:38:34 AM
trust me, that will completely evacuate your bowels faster than anything you've ever experienced before
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: TioJorge on January 28, 2013, 09:27:18 AM
10 MG of death and resurrection.


 :coolio


Rest and intensify.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: rogerdil on February 04, 2013, 10:44:45 AM
So God made a farmer. *grabs crotch*
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: eric42434224 on February 04, 2013, 11:10:14 AM
How is it that the masterpiece that is Roadhouse not get a sequel?
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: kirksnosehair on February 04, 2013, 12:47:08 PM
There's probably 20, maybe even 30 different easy ways to suck that shit out of there, but you had to do it the hard way, didn't you? 
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: JayOctavarium on February 04, 2013, 12:48:32 PM
whoa ^
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: kirksnosehair on February 04, 2013, 12:51:04 PM

Let's eat grandma!




Let's eat, grandma!





Punctuation is everything.



Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: TioJorge on February 04, 2013, 02:42:00 PM
She doesn't have a name... some kind of.. birth defect.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: MrBoom_shack-a-lack on February 04, 2013, 02:45:32 PM

Let's eat grandma!




Let's eat, grandma!





Punctuation is everything.
That reminded me of this awesome sketch:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MiGgnpUrP98

I miss Victor Borge!!  :heart
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: PuffyPat on February 05, 2013, 08:28:33 AM
WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU STILL LIVING IN MY HOUSE!?!
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: wolfking on February 06, 2013, 04:35:18 AM

Let's eat grandma!




Let's eat, grandma!





Punctuation is everything.

(https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRWS3GBW-nnYI34csa1s6IAMleNRCq-BG1-clFk_cwXGSFf_wuArg)
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: MoraWintersoul on February 07, 2013, 07:00:53 PM
I think I'm in love with Stu Block, but it's 3AM.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: TioJorge on February 08, 2013, 06:40:48 AM
Save the geeks 'n save the nerds
Fuck the jocks 'n fuck the prom queens
ZOMMMMMBIIIIIEEEESS!
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Sketchy on February 10, 2013, 04:03:24 AM
PURPLE FRISBEE
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: BlobVanDam on February 10, 2013, 09:07:07 AM
"GENERATING THE HYPER-QUANTUM VIBRATION"


This is not high quality science fiction........
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: TioJorge on February 10, 2013, 09:50:15 AM
Well stuff my ass with salad and call me Helen.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: PuffyPat on February 10, 2013, 02:05:26 PM
I just want to give Frank Ocean a hug.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: kingshmegland on February 10, 2013, 02:14:31 PM
Why did it take all these years for Kentucky Fried Chicken to make a chicken pot pie?!  Diversify!
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Sketchy on February 10, 2013, 03:12:05 PM
I just want to give Frank Ocean a hug.
The ocean doesn't want me today, but I'll be back tomorrow to play.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: TioJorge on February 11, 2013, 08:02:15 PM
Rocking Roll.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: TioJorge on February 12, 2013, 12:23:58 PM
Well, the best way to describe it would be that it feels like a constant wet willy, except in your crotch.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: JayOctavarium on February 12, 2013, 01:28:59 PM
What the fuck is a "puddled corner" ?? ? ?
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: kirksnosehair on February 12, 2013, 01:52:22 PM
You really shouldn't sit on that.  Really. 
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Phoenix87x on February 13, 2013, 06:29:36 PM
 I'm a little intrigued by this. Its like another world that my mind can't come to terms with.

(http://www.dirjournal.com/info/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/Car-Phone-1.jpg)
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: TioJorge on February 14, 2013, 07:08:26 PM
Is a curse the opposite of a miracle?

Also, get out of my temporal lobe.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: kingshmegland on February 14, 2013, 08:10:02 PM
Giving yourself a hand job on Valentines Day is know known as a TioJorge.  So it is hand job written.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: TioJorge on February 14, 2013, 08:12:21 PM
 :omg:


 :blush
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: kingshmegland on February 14, 2013, 08:14:28 PM
Well I did see it on the Valentines Day thread. :lol
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: TioJorge on February 14, 2013, 08:28:44 PM
Eh! :azn:

I'm not ashamed. I love myself. Long time.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: DebraKadabra on February 14, 2013, 09:52:42 PM
Giving yourself a hand job on Valentines Day is know known as a TioJorge.  So it is hand job written.

 :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Phoenix87x on February 17, 2013, 05:52:37 AM
Micheal Buffer is my hero. Dude shows up to work and says "lets get ready to rumble" and gets paid 6 figures. Incredible

(https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcR5rBwgbtUuH4wBUPOfWZNXwKO5T6gFXIyM7MXS_ghAQm4LGdIM)
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: TioJorge on February 22, 2013, 02:07:41 PM
You only YOLO once.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: BlackInk on February 22, 2013, 02:09:50 PM
I like toast.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: kirksnosehair on February 22, 2013, 02:15:34 PM
I'm telling you, there HAS to be a way to suck that shit out of there!
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Vahvahenki on February 22, 2013, 02:28:54 PM
If thinking is the result of how subatomic particles behave, how can you think of life without imagining everything as ridiculously small 'Lego blocks'? Does it matter if you attach values to ideas if they're just a way of nature establishing itself? Can one reject this idea if the notion of rejection is a combination of particles that make up electrical impulses in the brain, forming that very thought?
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: JayOctavarium on February 22, 2013, 05:27:53 PM
Dude... you repair elevators for a living... why are you in such a hurry?
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Cedar redaC on February 22, 2013, 05:39:38 PM
#TVSBO

Thine Vitality Subsists but Once.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: DebraKadabra on February 22, 2013, 08:54:56 PM
No matter where you go, there you are.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: carl320 on February 22, 2013, 10:21:20 PM
Why do people making left turns never look to their left before turning?  Every person I come across is focused on the traffic coming from the right, and when that's clear then they look to the left.

And that's what grinds my gears (no pun intended).
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Tick on February 24, 2013, 08:14:02 AM
You enter the world crying. You exit the world dying. In between is a bunch of lying.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: JayOctavarium on February 24, 2013, 09:03:10 AM
I thought... the dream made the man
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: PuffyPat on March 04, 2013, 01:03:51 PM
If you're going to write a one star review for something, at least make sure your spelling, grammar, and punctuation are correct.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: kirksnosehair on March 04, 2013, 01:29:33 PM
On the other hand, bacon.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: TioJorge on March 04, 2013, 01:29:48 PM
That's so Ebola.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: kirksnosehair on March 06, 2013, 08:31:55 AM
Touch the monkey and you'll see what happens.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Tick on March 08, 2013, 06:09:58 AM
Why are basements so scary?
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: wasteland on March 08, 2013, 06:50:40 AM
You can't type paint without pain.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Elite on March 08, 2013, 06:53:10 AM
The best way to waste time is by trying to figure out what the hell I'm trying to say with this sentence.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Tick on March 08, 2013, 09:32:26 AM
The best way to waste time is by trying to figure out what the hell I'm trying to say with this sentence.
or reading it...
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: JayOctavarium on March 09, 2013, 10:50:56 PM
Mastodon Nipples
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: TioJorge on March 09, 2013, 11:22:38 PM
SAIL AWAY SAIL AWAY SAIL AWAY


fucking enya shit cock
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Zeltar on March 09, 2013, 11:33:31 PM
Man, it keeps hitting me, how much I've settled into my life at home, how every time I turn a corner, I expect the same exact thing to be on the other side, and unless my mother moves something, it always is, every time, without fail. It keeps hitting me that I'm gonna move out soon, and I'm gonna lose that feeling of familiarity from just walking around my home. The more I realize this, the more afraid I feel. At first, I wasn't sure what I was afraid of, but now I know. I'm afraid that I won't even get there. I'm afraid that I'll never get to experience what it's like to round that corner and not know intuitively what's on the other side.

BREAK OUT OF YOUR COMFORT ZONE, DARIAN. GAH.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: TioJorge on March 09, 2013, 11:42:11 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EJwhqhqBtbo&t=2m35s
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: jonnybaxy on March 10, 2013, 06:53:55 PM
Having too many birthdays is the biggest killer
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: DebraKadabra on March 11, 2013, 11:58:42 AM
Which describes how you're feeling deep inside...
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Sketchy on March 12, 2013, 02:43:50 PM
Help! I'm a rock!
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: TioJorge on March 12, 2013, 02:45:06 PM
help computer
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Tick on March 12, 2013, 03:09:35 PM
I wish the 2 assholes in my store would just get the fuck out!
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: TioJorge on March 13, 2013, 07:29:05 PM
TRY THIS TRICK

AND SPIN IT


YEUUUH
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: kirksnosehair on March 14, 2013, 06:49:51 AM
Go ahead, but don't blame me if it gets chopped off.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: TioJorge on March 14, 2013, 05:13:49 PM
Unbreakable foreskin. Luke Cage.

After being so into manga, Japanese comics...I've all of a sudden had a massive interest to start collecting American comics from Marvel and DC. I've always known the universe and characters (the main ones at least) but haven't really read any American comics bar a few Amazing Spidey comics... Starting New Avengers..
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: DebraKadabra on March 14, 2013, 07:21:05 PM
Toot the flute.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: JayOctavarium on March 14, 2013, 07:25:21 PM

NO MORE LIEEEEEEEES!
NO MORE LIEEEEEEEES!
NO MORE LIEEEEEEEES!
NO MORE LIEEEEEEEES!
NO MORE LIEEEEEEEES!
NO MORE LIEEEEEEEES!
NO MORE LIEEEEEEEES!
NO MORE LIEEEEEEEES!
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: TioJorge on March 14, 2013, 08:48:54 PM
toot my butt
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: DebraKadabra on March 14, 2013, 11:02:07 PM
 :lol :heart
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: kirksnosehair on March 15, 2013, 06:26:48 AM
Touching the monkey
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: kingshmegland on March 15, 2013, 06:37:19 AM
To slap little Johny behind the ear.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: jonnybaxy on March 15, 2013, 08:10:57 AM
To slap little Johny behind the ear.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Onno on March 15, 2013, 08:41:21 AM
Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: kirksnosehair on March 15, 2013, 08:55:41 AM
Just the tip, I promise  :heart
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: kingshmegland on March 15, 2013, 09:23:33 AM
To slap little Johny behind the ear.

To hide the salami.

*Sorry Jonny* :lol
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Sketchy on March 15, 2013, 03:41:48 PM
21 strings is just about enough...
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: kirksnosehair on March 17, 2013, 05:27:00 AM
Sunday morning and artichoke
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Phoenix87x on March 17, 2013, 08:04:54 AM
Carpet > Hardwood floor
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: kingshmegland on March 17, 2013, 08:33:17 AM
Carpet > Hardwood floor

Flip that about my bitches.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: TioJorge on March 17, 2013, 10:01:31 AM
He paid up for free.
But got only two.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Sketchy on March 17, 2013, 11:11:10 AM
I require more vinyls.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: PuffyPat on March 17, 2013, 01:32:36 PM
I hate family sometimes.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: TioJorge on March 17, 2013, 01:34:16 PM
Blood may be thicker than water, but my dried semen is harder than both. So there.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: DebraKadabra on March 17, 2013, 07:36:17 PM
Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government.

Farcical aquatic ceremony.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Onno on March 18, 2013, 02:59:10 AM
Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government.

Farcical aquatic ceremony.
:tup
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: jonnybaxy on March 18, 2013, 05:03:04 AM
If I ate myself, would i become twice as big or disappear?
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: jingle.boy on March 22, 2013, 10:54:41 AM
Aaawwwwkwaaaarrrddd.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: TioJorge on March 22, 2013, 11:14:13 AM
Withered flowers forget what they wept for day after day.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Onno on March 22, 2013, 04:26:24 PM
The brakes on Dutch trains are actually live blue whales.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: DebraKadabra on March 23, 2013, 03:52:49 AM
Empty-headed food trough wiper.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: TioJorge on March 23, 2013, 10:18:04 AM
I'd like to be in a coma.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Onno on March 24, 2013, 04:10:52 AM
RECTANGLES!
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Tick on March 24, 2013, 02:30:43 PM
John 3:16
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Sketchy on March 24, 2013, 02:55:30 PM
Prog: the genre where a conversation about it can have a made up example name like "Mr. Glob And His Amazing Wackett Springle" and the other person in the conversation goes and googles it to see if it's actually some legendary cult band from 1970 they should check out.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: JayOctavarium on March 24, 2013, 03:27:37 PM
nope not real ^
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Sketchy on March 24, 2013, 03:29:21 PM
I know, but a friend of mine had to google to convince himself he wasn't missing out on something. The point is that I made the name up and he wasn't quite sure if it was a real band name or not.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: JayOctavarium on March 24, 2013, 05:01:54 PM
i know


but i had to be s
ure
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Fiery Winds on March 30, 2013, 08:16:02 PM
In market speculation, is the performance of a stock/currency/etc. determined by the group that yells "Bullish!" or "Bearish!" louder?
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: TioJorge on March 31, 2013, 12:49:29 AM
Boats and hos.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: The Stray Seed on March 31, 2013, 08:45:11 AM
And if license's not mine,
then it's only a matter of fine.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: MetalJunkie on March 31, 2013, 09:08:21 AM
I'd like to be in a coma.
Have surgery.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: BlackInk on March 31, 2013, 10:59:53 AM
I wonder if I'd feel bad if the people I don't like killed themselves.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: DebraKadabra on March 31, 2013, 06:54:56 PM
Have you ever felt like you could sneeze your head off of your neck? :eek
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Sketchy on April 01, 2013, 08:42:03 AM
Very funny weather. This is the best April Fool's prank ever: freezing my tits off.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: PuffyPat on April 03, 2013, 04:03:05 PM
YOLO Ono.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Onno on April 03, 2013, 04:06:00 PM
YOLO Onno.
FTFM
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Elite on April 03, 2013, 04:12:02 PM
Why am I wasting my time when I have quite some stuff to do?
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Onno on April 03, 2013, 04:17:35 PM
Why am I wasting my time when I have quite some stuff to do?
42
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: TioJorge on April 03, 2013, 11:32:43 PM
I've got a boner and I'd like a lady to suck on it. But there's none around. I'd suck it myself but I'm not as cool as Bill from Workaholics. So. Y'know. Pocket Pussy time. I capitalize it because that Pocket Pussy is actually my gee backslash eff.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Progmetty on April 04, 2013, 09:37:20 AM
70's porn was so amazing, the stories turned you on before the sex itself and really in contrast; the acting was pretty decent, soap opera acting but acting nonetheless, if you can stomach bushes then 70's porn is the porn for you.
Up to the mid eighties it was good, then come late 80's hair styles and sets were awful but the stories stayed good.
I don't have an exact opinion on 90's hardcore, but the softcore stuff was pretty good.
Late 90's and on there is no story, if there's a premise it's told and horribly acted in about 5 minutes and then usually forgotten half way through with a lot of forth wall breaking and for some reason comments from the guy filming. RIP Porn.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: jingle.boy on April 04, 2013, 10:53:28 AM
Piss poor planning in your part should not constitute a crisis on my part.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: kingshmegland on April 04, 2013, 10:56:41 AM
This is something that happened to me yesterday.



Why would anybody use the F Bomb when interciewing for a job?
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: TioJorge on April 04, 2013, 11:24:12 AM
Yes, Metty. Preach!!

That's insane, King...  :lol I can just imagine that... "I really want this fucking job, sir!" I'm sure it was worse than that though...



WHERE THE HELL IS ALL MY TAMAGO!?
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: DebraKadabra on April 04, 2013, 12:36:03 PM
Wow, well... I'm not doing THAT again.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Tick on April 04, 2013, 04:41:59 PM
The world sucks! I should move to Greenland where there are very few people and they don't suck.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: TioJorge on April 04, 2013, 05:34:56 PM
I lyke toitles.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Progmetty on April 04, 2013, 05:37:03 PM
I wonder which post was it that creeped out Debra :lol, TioJorge's or mine?
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: JayOctavarium on April 04, 2013, 05:45:35 PM
Yea bitch... chew on that antler
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: DebraKadabra on April 04, 2013, 07:35:26 PM
I wonder which post was it that creeped out Debra :lol , TioJorge's or mine?

Neither, actually - t'was completely unrelated to you dudes.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: TioJorge on April 04, 2013, 08:56:27 PM
That's what I figured.

I fucking love these sumbitch ranch doritos.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: PuffyPat on April 04, 2013, 10:11:01 PM
YOLO Onno.
FTFM

Nice.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: DebraKadabra on April 05, 2013, 02:42:38 AM
KISS THE MIDGET!
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Phoenix87x on April 13, 2013, 05:56:48 PM
Go Ninja, go ninja go.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: jingle.boy on April 13, 2013, 10:44:30 PM
Once a year these fuckin things pop up.  P.I.T.A.!
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: JayOctavarium on April 13, 2013, 10:55:04 PM
couldn't use the balls... but at least I walked away with a nice sack :JayOctavarium:
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: TioJorge on April 14, 2013, 12:28:56 AM
Ha

na

ga

hanagasaitoyo

Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: DebraKadabra on April 14, 2013, 12:49:14 AM
It's hard to be a girl musician - especially if you happen to be a man.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: kirksnosehair on April 14, 2013, 05:18:17 AM
Windows 8:  Why? 
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: BlobVanDam on April 14, 2013, 05:27:56 AM
Windows 8:  Why? 

Are you familiar with the Star Trek curse, the apparent trend where the odd movies were mostly bad, and the evens were good?
I'm starting to believe in the Windows curse. XP was great, Vista wasn't, Windows 7 was great, and Windows 8 isn't. I skipped straight from XP to 7, so I'm thinking of holding out till 9 hoping that this theory holds up. :P
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: TioJorge on April 14, 2013, 11:11:51 AM
Teamwork is for pussies.



Because I like to see a team of pussies in unison.



Half-awakened. Light balls. What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman? Snow dickholes. Wait. 3 hours rest. 18 to go.


DON'T YOU GET TOO CLOSE OR I'LL BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH.
STICK IT UP YOUR NOSE; BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH


Monster Energy Drink.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: The Stray Seed on April 15, 2013, 09:48:43 AM
Didn't know where to post this... so I think I'll just put it here.

Today I've found the no. 20 four leaf clover of my life. Here it is:

(http://i49.tinypic.com/okc1lt.jpg)

I really like wandering alone in sunny meadows searching for four leaf clovers, and actually - after many of such findings through the years - I have formulated a theory:

Four leaf clover are not that rare after all. Maybe what is rare is the patience required to find them.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: jingle.boy on April 16, 2013, 12:13:56 PM
Bleh... those were bland as hell.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: BlobVanDam on April 16, 2013, 12:16:35 PM
Why do you say "we're" pregnant? I don't say "we" only have one testicle.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: ? on April 16, 2013, 12:38:52 PM
Well, apparently that was the end of that MP3 player... :censored
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: kirksnosehair on April 16, 2013, 01:57:25 PM
Windows 8:  Why? 

Are you familiar with the Star Trek curse, the apparent trend where the odd movies were mostly bad, and the evens were good?
I'm starting to believe in the Windows curse. XP was great, Vista wasn't, Windows 7 was great, and Windows 8 isn't. I skipped straight from XP to 7, so I'm thinking of holding out till 9 hoping that this theory holds up. :P


In keeping with the topic of the thread, my answer is:  Peanut Butter :corn
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: DebraKadabra on April 16, 2013, 02:51:43 PM
SPOON!
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: jingle.boy on April 17, 2013, 06:03:45 AM
Boy, that sure was a quick way to drop $450.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: JayOctavarium on April 17, 2013, 12:58:54 PM
DOUBLE FEDEX TRUCK! ALL THE WAY ACROSS THE SKY!
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Tick on April 17, 2013, 03:42:25 PM
The older we get the more clearly we see that the world we live in sucks. I think that's why old people are afraid to die all that much. They have had about as much crap as they can handle by that point.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Tick on April 18, 2013, 01:05:57 PM
When you procrastinate you make an ass out of pro's and those who just ate.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: JayOctavarium on April 18, 2013, 01:14:08 PM
How does deodorant have "ON DEMAND COOLING" ?
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Sketchy on April 18, 2013, 01:27:33 PM
HAMMERED DULCIMER
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: DebraKadabra on April 21, 2013, 08:49:48 PM
As sure as eggs is eggs.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Sketchy on April 22, 2013, 12:38:55 PM
I can see you running through the fields of sorrow.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: TioJorge on April 22, 2013, 12:43:37 PM
One great way to make it on my very real imaginary universal hit list:
Don't put your blinker on whilst crossing multiple (or even one) lanes of traffic into a turn-only lane. Then, while you're stupid, useless, hairy ass is sitting there in the turn-only lane, a place of only turning, there's not even a god damn road in front of you...THEN PUT YOUR BLINKER ON. Cunts. Cunts are all over this fucking place.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Sketchy on April 22, 2013, 12:46:15 PM
Or turn the wrong way up a one-way street while I'm crossing (and you haven't indicated), and then get disgruntled when I start to rage. That one gets me every time.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Tick on April 22, 2013, 01:01:22 PM
SPOON!
:tick2:
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Onno on April 22, 2013, 01:03:56 PM
I can see you running through the fields of sorrow.
Coil  :heart
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Sketchy on April 22, 2013, 01:31:34 PM
Coil is the song I most often have stuck in my head (when it's not Astra's The Black Chord... that one's taken two and a half weeks to shift, but Coil finally did it yesterday).
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Onno on April 22, 2013, 01:58:48 PM
Coil is the song I most often have stuck in my head (when it's not Astra's The Black Chord... that one's taken two and a half weeks to shift, but Coil finally did it yesterday).
Everytime I listen to Watershed, it results in me having Coil stuck in my head for the next couple of days. And I don't mind it at all :D
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Sketchy on April 22, 2013, 02:03:18 PM
Well, I think I know what will wake my housemates up tomorrow when I shower...
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: kirksnosehair on April 22, 2013, 02:14:03 PM
15 will get you 20
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: JayOctavarium on April 22, 2013, 06:42:29 PM
Apparently there is something wrong with a full grown man dressing up as a penguin and entering a 4th grader's classroom...
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Sketchy on April 23, 2013, 11:09:03 AM
Apparently there is something wrong with a full grown man dressing up as a penguin and entering a 4th grader's classroom...
Well yes, he should be making liquid nitrogen ice-cream for undergrad physicists at their annual party.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: JayOctavarium on April 23, 2013, 11:56:36 AM
Apparently there is something wrong with a full grown man dressing up as a penguin and entering a 4th grader's classroom...
Well yes, he should be making liquid nitrogen ice-cream for undergrad physicists at their annual party.

But... the 10 yr old is doing a report on penguins! lol
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: TioJorge on April 23, 2013, 03:51:38 PM
I said, "Soybeans!? You gotta' be kiddin' me. Corn. Corn is where it's at."
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Trial of Thought on April 24, 2013, 06:29:22 AM
Too weird for weird people
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: eric42434224 on April 24, 2013, 06:59:54 AM
Where is AndyDT?
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Tick on April 24, 2013, 07:28:39 AM
Deep thoughts by Tick...
If everyday was your day off, your life would be over by now.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Sketchy on April 24, 2013, 02:47:07 PM
If every day was a day off, I'd be going into work in my free time to have something interesting to do that kept me occupied on a permanent basis.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Tick on April 24, 2013, 04:53:45 PM
If every day was a day off, I'd be going into work in my free time to have something interesting to do that kept me occupied on a permanent basis.
My deep thought was that days off fly by in the blink of an eye while the work day drags.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: kjg308429 on April 25, 2013, 12:56:22 AM
Is there any soccer fan? As a fan of Real Madrid's, I can't help being disappointed at play with Dortmund today. RM 's performance was suck, absolutely suck. They let me perfectly down. I can't believe RM showed such suck performance to me, who expected play on today. Because of terrified result and performance, today is one of the worst day ever to me.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Ruba on April 25, 2013, 01:15:21 AM
Is there any soccer fan? As a fan of Real Madrid's, I can't help being disappointed at play with Dortmund today. RM 's performance was suck, absolutely suck. They let me perfectly down. I can't believe RM showed such suck performance to me, who expected play on today. Because of terrified result and performance, today is one of the worst day ever to me.

Bayern München - Borussia Dortmund as a final  :corn.

Hope Borussia wins, 'cause I hate Bayern.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: chknptpie on April 25, 2013, 07:36:52 AM
I'm hoping Barca can pull off a miracle and win 5-0
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: kirksnosehair on April 25, 2013, 02:17:14 PM
Oh, that had to hurt a bit.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: TioJorge on April 25, 2013, 03:14:33 PM
Sometime I wish my penis was vampiric.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Tick on April 25, 2013, 04:27:44 PM
If you take acid, chickens can fly.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: DebraKadabra on April 27, 2013, 01:07:20 AM
With my mind on my money and my money on my mind.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: JayOctavarium on April 27, 2013, 11:01:45 AM
I swear you are bipolar.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: TioJorge on April 27, 2013, 11:14:08 AM
I ain't no poobah.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: JayOctavarium on May 01, 2013, 03:39:02 PM
Don't honk at me. Mother effer if you want my attention you get out and knock on the door
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Podaar on May 01, 2013, 04:16:16 PM
Duck butter.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Podaar on May 01, 2013, 04:23:34 PM
Nudnik is an underused noun.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: jingle.boy on May 02, 2013, 06:17:47 AM
Titty sprinkles
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: kirksnosehair on May 05, 2013, 05:10:29 AM
Raisin Bran......works every time  :tup
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: DebraKadabra on May 05, 2013, 04:44:21 PM
Now that I've gathered all of you here - BALLS.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: JayOctavarium on May 05, 2013, 05:24:00 PM
Now that I've gathered all of you here - BALLS.

:slowclap:
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: DebraKadabra on May 05, 2013, 07:38:32 PM
 :biggrin:
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Sketchy on May 07, 2013, 12:01:14 PM
ENGAGE TROLL PEDAL
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: kirksnosehair on May 07, 2013, 12:49:21 PM
I am not a troll, I am a free man!  ha ha ha ha!!!


*drums*



(http://kirksnosehair.com/pics/troll.jpg)
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Sketchy on May 07, 2013, 01:19:07 PM
Does this mean I need a Six pedal now too, then?
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: TioJorge on May 07, 2013, 01:41:19 PM
He gives me a reason to live. Him and all those skank-ass hoes. :azn:
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: kirksnosehair on May 07, 2013, 03:28:26 PM
Don't even get me started on the roast beef.  That shit was rancid.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: jingle.boy on May 07, 2013, 05:37:06 PM
Again??  Seriously??  C'MON!!!
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: TioJorge on May 07, 2013, 08:52:41 PM
The space between waiting is clear.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: lonestar on May 07, 2013, 10:56:37 PM
If it's just me  and a dog in the room,  and I fart, can I still blame it on the dog?
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: kirksnosehair on May 08, 2013, 08:24:27 AM
If a man is standing alone in the woods and he speaks and there is no woman there to hear him, is he still wrong?
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Chino on May 08, 2013, 09:58:28 AM
If a man is standing alone in the woods and he speaks and there is no woman there to hear him, is he still wrong?

Stealing for Facebook.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: DebraKadabra on May 08, 2013, 12:15:29 PM
*poot* :biggrin:
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Sketchy on May 09, 2013, 11:41:19 AM
If it's just me  a dog in the room,   and I fart, can I still blame it on the dog?

I guess. My stepfather still blames his on the jack russel. She's been dead about a year.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: kirksnosehair on May 09, 2013, 01:49:27 PM
Reading.  It's fundamental  ::)
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: TioJorge on May 09, 2013, 02:12:09 PM
It's elemental. mmmm tears








oooooooooooo heeaaaven is a place in her ass
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: kirksnosehair on May 10, 2013, 08:42:58 AM
Ugh....do farts have lumps?  :|
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Onno on May 10, 2013, 03:38:07 PM
That steak was awesome.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Podaar on May 10, 2013, 04:30:19 PM
Ugh....do farts have lumps?  :|

Absolutely!
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: DebraKadabra on May 10, 2013, 11:05:17 PM
Ugh....do farts have lumps?  :|

 :lol
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Phoenix87x on May 11, 2013, 04:32:11 AM
I like to put a single ice cube in my chocolate milk.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Sketchy on May 11, 2013, 04:34:00 AM
Ugh....do farts have lumps?  :|

That type are a little hard to blame on the dog.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: kirksnosehair on May 11, 2013, 10:59:58 AM
WOOF! 
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: DebraKadabra on May 11, 2013, 10:40:52 PM
Telling you all the zombie truth
Here I'm is the Zombie Woof
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: TioJorge on May 13, 2013, 12:53:07 PM
Preventing an explosion with a bomb lolllooooooooool
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: JayOctavarium on May 13, 2013, 12:55:55 PM
I'll get you, mutha licka
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: kirksnosehair on May 13, 2013, 02:12:33 PM
da fuq is that stench?
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: DebraKadabra on May 15, 2013, 02:52:57 AM
rubber baby buggy bumpers
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Podaar on May 16, 2013, 09:45:44 AM
Why do laundry? Six-packs of underwear are only $4.69 at Costco!
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: DebraKadabra on May 16, 2013, 11:59:33 AM
Jazz is not dead; it just smells funny.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: kirksnosehair on May 16, 2013, 12:47:51 PM
I know, I know, it's urgent, right? 
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: ? on May 30, 2013, 09:49:16 PM
6:00 on a May morning... AND FOR WHAT?
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Sketchy on May 31, 2013, 01:32:19 PM
SAUSAGES
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: DebraKadabra on May 31, 2013, 06:37:32 PM
Sorry - was that yours?
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Kotowboy on May 31, 2013, 08:03:54 PM
GOURANGA !
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: DebraKadabra on June 01, 2013, 10:15:20 PM
Poop tarts.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: TioJorge on June 01, 2013, 11:09:09 PM
goddamnshitcockmotherfucktittyscrambleramblebamblecuntwhoretwatbitch
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: gmillerdrake on June 01, 2013, 11:20:58 PM
Like a cunning Jaguar that gracefully swims through the assorted charcoal shadows sketched by a jungle that breathes thick vines, leaves and limbs.......Revelation and Realization have a way of pouncing on your back then accurately wrapping their needle lined jaws around your jugular..........
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: JayOctavarium on June 01, 2013, 11:49:22 PM
Sonofabitch ate my cookies >:(
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Podaar on June 04, 2013, 09:59:22 AM
The stupid has moved on from burn and leaped over to sting.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: DebraKadabra on June 04, 2013, 12:25:26 PM
*stabbity stabbity*
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: jingle.boy on June 04, 2013, 08:23:08 PM
I'm sorry ... Did the middle of my sentence interrupt the beginning of yours??
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Trial of Thought on June 05, 2013, 07:32:55 AM
Innovade Innovate the Innovators
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Podaar on June 05, 2013, 08:44:00 AM
Aaargh! There are not varying degrees of uniqueness. Something is either unique or it's not!!
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: DebraKadabra on June 05, 2013, 11:58:05 PM
Wascally wabbit.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: ? on June 10, 2013, 08:32:44 AM
So many squirrels...
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Podaar on June 10, 2013, 07:28:46 PM
For the last time, no, damn it! I don't want Java to make changes to my computer!
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: gmillerdrake on June 10, 2013, 09:34:52 PM
Two tears in a bucket, ......fu%k it!
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: DebraKadabra on June 10, 2013, 11:12:39 PM
Stress:  That confusion created when one's mind overrides the body's desire to choke the living shit out of some asshole who desperately needs it.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: gmillerdrake on June 11, 2013, 11:58:52 AM
Stress:  That confusion created when one's mind overrides the body's desire to choke the living shit out of some asshole who desperately needs it.

Stress Relief: The satisfaction gained when one's mind overrides the body's desire not to choke the living shit out of some asshole who desperately needs it and instead clubs them upside the head with a wooden Baseball Bat.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: sueño on June 11, 2013, 12:00:29 PM
So many squirrels...

Too many puppies   
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: gmillerdrake on June 11, 2013, 12:05:24 PM
So many squirrels...

Too many puppies

Not enough Bobcats
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: kirksnosehair on June 11, 2013, 12:27:52 PM
The next property you show me in the $500k range will be the last property you show me - I'm not Bill fucking Gates, you know!  >:(
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: lonestar on June 11, 2013, 12:31:58 PM
How can my foot just randomly start itching on the side. I didn't move, didn't adjust, I didn't do anything. It just started itching, just to fuck with me. Fuck you foot, you sir, are a dick.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Podaar on June 11, 2013, 01:00:40 PM
Fuck you foot, you sir, are a dick.

Braggert! I wish
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: jingle.boy on June 11, 2013, 02:09:32 PM
I'll start being nicer if you start being smarter.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: JayOctavarium on June 11, 2013, 02:11:25 PM
You're my oldest friend and I love you like a brother but... come on... this isn't  the middle ages... use fucking condoms!
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Phoenix87x on June 11, 2013, 05:41:42 PM
Krispy kreme > Dunkin doughnuts
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: DebraKadabra on June 12, 2013, 12:05:40 AM
Stress:  That confusion created when one's mind overrides the body's desire to choke the living shit out of some asshole who desperately needs it.

Stress Relief: The satisfaction gained when one's mind overrides the body's desire not to choke the living shit out of some asshole who desperately needs it and instead clubs them upside the head with a wooden Baseball Bat.

Beautiful, man. :lol :heart  :clap:
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: kirksnosehair on June 12, 2013, 08:27:46 AM
Just the tip, OK?
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: sueño on June 13, 2013, 09:02:58 AM
Walked into work and Rush was playing on the lobby radio.   :metal
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Podaar on June 13, 2013, 11:06:05 AM
25.8069 is the root of all evil.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: ? on June 13, 2013, 12:56:02 PM
Could someone trade noses with me?
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: kirksnosehair on June 14, 2013, 07:53:49 AM
Um...  ;)
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: vtgrad on June 14, 2013, 01:38:06 PM
Why... oh why... is there a film on the back of a rack of Baby-back Ribs?  And why is it so time consuming to remove?
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: kirksnosehair on June 14, 2013, 04:11:01 PM
Wait, what the hell is that bulge?
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: TioJorge on June 15, 2013, 12:46:48 AM
I'll take the big top of grannies if you take the blacks. Deal? Deal.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: JayOctavarium on June 16, 2013, 11:13:52 AM
No. I'm sorry dude... Just because it's Father's Day and you successfully procreated at least once does NOT give you the right to be a douche bag to every else around you. Piss off.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Podaar on June 17, 2013, 11:54:20 AM
I repeat: one more time.  :facepalm:
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: kirksnosehair on June 17, 2013, 12:16:26 PM
Any offers yet?
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: jingle.boy on June 17, 2013, 12:44:03 PM
Two weeks from never.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Podaar on June 18, 2013, 04:18:09 PM
I don't care if I ever hear beach music again.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: TioJorge on June 18, 2013, 05:38:23 PM
What's that shape? What's that sound? That's just me...



FALLING DOWN.

/TFF
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Podaar on June 28, 2013, 01:15:59 PM
Memo to self: two words that never belong together are 'weirdest' and 'boner'.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: jingle.boy on June 28, 2013, 01:30:13 PM
I really don't know what your problem is, but I bet it's REAL hard to pronounce.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: kirksnosehair on June 28, 2013, 01:52:05 PM
That's a lot of pus!
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: jingle.boy on June 30, 2013, 05:43:10 AM
Who lit the fucking fuse on your tampon!?
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: TioJorge on June 30, 2013, 06:16:32 PM
Forget the things you left behind
For looking back you may go blind

DOO DOO DOO DOO DEE DOO
DOO DOO DOO DOO DEE DOO
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Onno on July 05, 2013, 05:41:58 PM
I JUST KILLED A MUSQUITO
IT WAS A GOOD DAY
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: gmillerdrake on July 05, 2013, 09:14:15 PM
There's many a slip twix a cup and a lip.....
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: TioJorge on July 07, 2013, 01:51:51 AM
THEY GO TO A LAKE OF FIRE AND FRY








Not just the bad folks. Every swinging dick and gaping fuck-hole. EVERY ONE OF US. BURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: TioJorge on July 07, 2013, 07:16:34 PM
Don't you hate it when they put the mushrooms under the cheese?
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Lucien on July 07, 2013, 07:55:42 PM
Waiting for TTIIIIIIIMMMMMEEE to disaPEEEEAAAARRRRRR!!!!
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Elite on July 07, 2013, 08:00:07 PM
A dry heat takes up a lot of energy.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Lucien on July 07, 2013, 08:09:56 PM
going to watch Watership Down for the millionth time on the way to Branson tomorrow, still going to love it even though it's bloody as heck throughout but mostly at the end
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: TioJorge on July 15, 2013, 07:15:01 PM
I'm holding because deep down I already know we're close and there's no turning back once we go down that road. So I'm holding on to you.

 :millahhhh :heart :angry: :sadpanda: :huh: :azn: :smiley: :loser: :-\ :-* :police: :blush :xbones :metal :metal :metal :metal :metal :metal :metal :metal :metal :metal :metal :metal :metal :metal :metal :metal :metal :metal :metal :metal :metal :metal :metal :metal :metal :metal :metal :metal :metal :metal :azn:
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Podaar on July 16, 2013, 03:15:33 PM
And I'm all out of bubble-gum!
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Onno on July 16, 2013, 03:31:28 PM
I STAND!
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: sueño on July 16, 2013, 04:12:09 PM
The pleasure was all yours...

 :hat
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: kingshmegland on July 16, 2013, 04:20:24 PM
When did counting back your change become a lost art?
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: TioJorge on July 20, 2013, 11:18:07 PM
I'M A REASONABLE MAN GET OFF MY CASE GET OFF MY CASE









YOU FUCKING CUNT
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: senecadawg2 on July 20, 2013, 11:20:39 PM
my circadian rhythm is fucked
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: JayOctavarium on July 21, 2013, 10:07:46 AM
Where is the Coffee Fairy when you need him?
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: TioJorge on July 22, 2013, 06:00:30 PM
SHY BOY
HIS HEAD IN THE SAND
NO RISK OF REJECTION THEN
asdopgiahsglknmbioahrgnjasdnf;lkasjdfpaurlabriegasmnglsmvdegjngojfurgkasghefopiaedrgka;gkjar;lgjapra;faoihgaejr
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: ? on July 24, 2013, 09:20:24 AM
6000 posts! :2metal:
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: kirksnosehair on July 24, 2013, 11:54:33 AM
That's 7 pounds of shit in a 3 pound bag.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: jingle.boy on July 24, 2013, 12:20:48 PM
He's 10 gallons of asshole in a 5 quart carton.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Dark Castle on July 28, 2013, 10:27:38 PM
Velveeta Skillets:
Liquid Gold? More like Liquid Shits.

But god damn does it taste great.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: jingle.boy on July 30, 2013, 11:35:53 PM
Sometimes, nice just ain't nice enough.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Nel on July 30, 2013, 11:54:49 PM
Love livin' in the fast lane. Hate workin' in the express lane.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: TioJorge on July 31, 2013, 12:22:17 AM
Don't make it any worse just throw it in reverse!
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: kirksnosehair on July 31, 2013, 10:45:47 AM
Put that back inside, where it belongs.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Sketchy on July 31, 2013, 12:41:59 PM
I always misread "The Bank Of Aland" as "The Bank Of Aniland"
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Onno on August 02, 2013, 04:06:40 AM
HEY NOW THROUGH ANGER WE HUNGER FOR GOD
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Podaar on August 07, 2013, 12:28:47 PM
Frank was so right, broken hearts are for assholes!
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: TioJorge on August 08, 2013, 08:01:39 PM
Two eggs in a tube sock...
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Phoenix87x on August 08, 2013, 08:04:32 PM
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41UjAM%2BkGvL._SY300_.jpg)

Reeses brand peanut butter is far superior to all other peanut butters.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: DebraKadabra on August 09, 2013, 12:24:14 AM
Woooooah nelly....
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Tick on August 09, 2013, 11:08:05 AM
Survive 4 more hours of work to get to vacation. tick tick tick......
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Sketchy on August 09, 2013, 11:14:47 AM
I heard you like validating XML formats so we made an XSD for your XSD.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Laich21DT on August 09, 2013, 11:48:17 AM
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41UjAM%2BkGvL._SY300_.jpg)

Reeses brand peanut butter is far superior to all other peanut butters.

I haven't tried that, does it taste like the PB in Reese's PB cups? I love the PB cups, but I don't know how I'd feel about the PB alone, seems too sweet.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: JayOctavarium on August 09, 2013, 11:56:33 AM
Congratulations. You're 22, living at home, unemployed, unmarried, and now pregnant. The rest doesn't matter because, as you told me years ago, having kids is the only thing you want in life. Well there you go. I wouldn't be surprised if you poked a hole in a condom or lied about taking birth control.  I'm just glad I got away from that clusterfuck you call a life over 2 years ago. And if you come up to me Wednesday and tell me this in person, this is pretty much the response you will get.



(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41UjAM%2BkGvL._SY300_.jpg)

Reeses brand peanut butter is far superior to all other peanut butters.

I haven't tried that, does it taste like the PB in Reese's PB cups? I love the PB cups, but I don't know how I'd feel about the PB alone, seems too sweet.


It is a tad sweet IIRC but it's strangely addicting. Sadly I can't get it where I live :/
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: kirksnosehair on August 09, 2013, 02:00:54 PM
TOOTHPICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: gmillerdrake on August 09, 2013, 02:25:56 PM
Do it yourself plumbing fixes.......ALWAYS works out great :tup











In case it's not obvious due to mere text, sarcasm should be used when reading the above statement. It's fascinating how a 'drip' can turn into a trickle, then a steady stream.....then a cool looking spray.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Phoenix87x on August 09, 2013, 04:57:56 PM
That awkward moment when you are trying to end a text message conversation and the other person keeps it going by asking broad questions like "hows everything going",

ugh..

Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Lucien on August 09, 2013, 05:44:54 PM
Why is Watership Down such an amazing movie/book


It's my favorite everything basically except music, but it still has pretty great music
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: DebraKadabra on August 09, 2013, 09:12:44 PM
TACOS, BITCH!!!!!
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: JayOctavarium on August 10, 2013, 10:20:34 AM
Ain't my fault you got towed  :loser:
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Podaar on August 13, 2013, 08:59:49 AM
Emotion (whatever that means) isn't the only, nor by extension necessarily the best, reason to love a piece of music!
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Lucien on August 13, 2013, 09:22:06 AM
SAFE IN THE LIGHT THAT SURROUNDS ME


 :hefdaddy
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Onno on August 13, 2013, 11:41:00 AM
Oranges are delicious! And that doesn't have anything to do with the national colour of my country.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Sketchy on August 13, 2013, 12:57:55 PM
I need a visa-wizard.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: TioJorge on August 13, 2013, 01:27:19 PM
I'M DRIVEN

CARELESSLY

OVER THE EDGE

BY MY DRUNKEN LIMO DRIVER

WTFBROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Podaar on August 13, 2013, 02:01:19 PM
Wait, that's not supposed to itch!
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: kirksnosehair on August 13, 2013, 02:02:53 PM
FACT:  1 = 0.9999999999999999∞


Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: jingle.boy on August 13, 2013, 02:24:10 PM
Well, you were about a useful as a mint flavored suppository.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Onno on August 13, 2013, 04:00:19 PM
I'M DRIVEN

CARELESSLY

OVER THE EDGE

BY MY DRUNKEN LIMO DRIVER

WTFBROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
:rollin

FACT:  1 = 0.9999999999999999∞



That's not true, is it? Well, assuming you mea 1 = 0.999..... with an infinite amount of nines. Although the amount of nines is infinite, it's still never quite the same as one. Small (and indeterminable) as the difference may be, there is still a difference.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: kirksnosehair on August 14, 2013, 12:59:50 PM

FACT:  1 = 0.9999999999999999∞


That's not true, is it? Well, assuming you mea 1 = 0.999..... with an infinite amount of nines. Although the amount of nines is infinite, it's still never quite the same as one. Small (and indeterminable) as the difference may be, there is still a difference.




From Wikipedia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/0.999...):


Quote from: tehWiki
In mathematics (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mathematics), the repeating decimal (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Repeating_decimal) 0.999... (sometimes written with more or fewer 9s before the final ellipsis (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ellipsis), or as 0.9, 0.(9), or ) denotes a real number (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Real_number) that can be shown to be the number one (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1_(number)). In other words, the symbols "0.999..." and "1" represent the same number. Proofs (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mathematical_proof) of this equality (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Equality_(mathematics)) have been formulated with varying degrees of mathematical rigor (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mathematical_rigor), taking into account preferred development of the real numbers, background assumptions, historical context, and target audience.
Every nonzero, terminating decimal has an equal twin representation with trailing 9s, such as 8.32 and 8.31999... The terminating decimal representation is almost always preferred, contributing to the misconception that it is the only representation. The same phenomenon occurs in all other bases (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Radix) or in any similar representation of the real numbers.
The equality of 0.999... and 1 is closely related to the absence of nonzero infinitesimals (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Infinitesimal) in the real number system, the most commonly used system in mathematical analysis (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mathematical_analysis). Some alternative number systems (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/0.999...#In_alternative_number_systems), such as thehyperreals (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hyperreal_number), do contain nonzero infinitesimals. In most such number systems, the standard interpretation of the expression 0.999... makes it equal to 1, but in some of these number systems, the symbol "0.999..." admits other interpretations that contain infinitely many 9s while falling infinitesimally short of 1.
The equality 0.999... = 1 has long been accepted by mathematicians and is part of general mathematical education. Nonetheless, some students find it sufficiently counterintuitive (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Counterintuitive) that they question or reject it, commonly enough that the difficulty of convincing them of the validity of this identity has been the subject of numerous studies in mathematics education.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: kirksnosehair on August 14, 2013, 01:03:04 PM
[not random]
I completely corkscrewed that last quote
[/not random]



Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Onno on August 14, 2013, 01:59:56 PM
That's really, really cool.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: TioJorge on August 16, 2013, 01:06:59 AM
No gene-pool lottery here, last time I checked in the mirror. :millahhhh
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Phoenix87x on August 18, 2013, 05:32:12 PM
Flipping through the channels and I come across 16 and pregnant and I'm all like "this is so dumb, tv is so dumb, can't believe people watch this dumb stuff ect, ect"

Cut to 45 minutes later and I'm still watching it  :facepalm:
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Tick on August 19, 2013, 02:28:25 PM
Every time I go on vacation, no matter where I go people are nicer than the state I live in. People in Connecticut are kind of a bunch of dicks.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: BlackInk on August 19, 2013, 02:43:48 PM
Boat. I should buy a boat.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Tick on August 19, 2013, 03:09:43 PM
Boat. I should buy a boat.
without a hole in it.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: TioJorge on August 19, 2013, 05:26:00 PM
As I watch the sun play in your hair, I realize I couldn't really care less about you.  :azn:
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Phoenix87x on August 19, 2013, 07:06:24 PM
If I was the naked baby on the front of Nevermind, I would be trying to get some royalties.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Podaar on August 20, 2013, 08:32:47 AM
Stop showing off!
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Tick on August 20, 2013, 10:41:04 AM
CHOMP!
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: kirksnosehair on August 20, 2013, 01:07:38 PM
Smolder legs?  What the hell are "smolder legs" ? 
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Nel on August 21, 2013, 01:59:58 AM
If I was the naked baby on the front of Nevermind, I would be trying to get some royalties.

Starting with that dollar.  ;D
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Kotowboy on August 23, 2013, 09:54:32 AM
Does it annoy anyone else that people who are related to rockstars or have been in famous bands before automatically get fast tracked to success ?

They don't have to put any work in . Is this fair ?

Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: chknptpie on August 23, 2013, 12:52:28 PM
You have instances of that in any industry. Hell, even my company has that.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: chrisbDTM on August 23, 2013, 12:57:12 PM
can't blame people for taking the path of least resistance. take advantage of what ya can
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Kotowboy on August 23, 2013, 02:30:27 PM
This is the first summer i've lived in Reading & I can hear Green Day FROM MY HOUSE ;D ;D
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Kotowboy on August 24, 2013, 03:20:20 PM
It's Eminem tonight and Biffy Clyro tomorrow night but I won't be in Reading tomorrow :(
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: MasterShakezula on August 26, 2013, 04:09:39 PM
My friend's mom suggested that I wear this (http://www.amazon.com/Pokemon-Pikachu-Kigurumi-Pajamas-Halloween/dp/B00910VFS6/ref=pd_sim_sbs_t_3) my first day of college.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Dark Castle on August 26, 2013, 04:17:57 PM
My friend's mom suggested that I wear this (http://www.amazon.com/Pokemon-Pikachu-Kigurumi-Pajamas-Halloween/dp/B00910VFS6/ref=pd_sim_sbs_t_3) my first day of college.
I support that whole heartedly. That would be the best sight ever to see on campus  :metal
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Nel on August 26, 2013, 11:34:54 PM
Run at people, poke them yelling "ZAP!" and then run away yelling "CATCH ME!" over and over.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: RoeDent on August 27, 2013, 12:16:54 AM
You want a random thought? Here we go:

Why do lifts have separate call buttons, whether you want to go up or down? Why not just one button that brings the lift to you from anywhere? I get confused as to what I should do. Say, I'm on the 1st floor, and I want to go to the ground floor, and there's a G on the display. Do I press the Up button to bring the lift up to me, or do I press the Down button because I want to go down?

I know the answer, but still. This problem could be avoided with just one "call lift" button.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: TioJorge on August 27, 2013, 02:21:52 AM
It's mainly for electric elevators that are in-transit and have a kind of 'queue'. Whilst going down, if someone on the first floor calls it 'down', it will continue to the top floor, then go back down. However, say the elevator is in-transit going down, and someone calls it 'down', it'll stop at that floor before reaching it's original destination. There can be other situations as well depending on how well programmed the system is and that is usually dependent on how many floors the building has.

Things like old-school 'lifts' in coal mines and such just have one switch because there's almost always just 'one-way'.










...
 I worked at a fancy-shmancy hotel for a while and when I first started I was the bell boy and many times spent my days in an elevator and on more than a few occasions was stuck due to either some dumbass malfunction or flat-out power outages (Seattle, fuck you dude). I became good friends with one of the technicians, actually. Good 'ole Leo. Pastor's son. Elevator expert.
...now there's a random thought.... :millahhhh
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Tick on September 04, 2013, 06:22:49 AM
Wouldn't it be funny if they played a game of hockey with overcooked pork chops?
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: kirksnosehair on September 04, 2013, 01:56:17 PM
Ass and balls: To eat, or not to eat?
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Cyclopssss on September 09, 2013, 04:46:00 AM
Not mine, you won´t!
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: jingle.boy on September 09, 2013, 02:49:04 PM
Holy fuck the noobs are crazy.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Onno on September 09, 2013, 02:52:26 PM
I'M STAYING HOME I'M SORRY BOYS BUT I'M A LITTLE SENSITIVE
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Cyclopssss on September 10, 2013, 04:17:40 AM
Yeah, I'm not waterproof, either....
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Tick on September 15, 2013, 06:46:18 PM
Paprika is like Hungarian cocaine!
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Tick on September 17, 2013, 11:01:46 AM
Salad is boring, even with Chicken in it.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: TioJorge on September 17, 2013, 11:15:31 AM
I agree. The only salad I like is the kind that has so much shit in it that it's not even a salad anymore. "Yes, I'd like the House salad...add bacon, eggs, shrimp, bacon, bacon, and bacon, please".
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Tick on September 17, 2013, 01:58:41 PM
I agree. The only salad I like is the kind that has so much shit in it that it's not even a salad anymore. "Yes, I'd like the House salad...add bacon, eggs, shrimp, bacon, bacon, and bacon, please".
and hold the lettuce if you don't mind.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Nel on September 17, 2013, 02:15:48 PM
Whenever I get salad at work I make it rain on that bitch. Onions, cottage cheese, shredded cheese, bacon bits, croutons, Italian dressing... mmm mmm, bitch!
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Tick on September 17, 2013, 02:55:13 PM
Whenever I get salad at work I make it rain on that bitch. Onions, cottage cheese, shredded cheese, bacon bits, croutons, Italian dressing... mmm mmm, bitch!
Get nasty with that salad!
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: TioJorge on September 17, 2013, 03:08:41 PM
Don't forget bleu cheese! Our restaurant has the greatest bleu cheese I've ever tasted... Mmm! Most people I know detest it, and they've tried this shit and order a plate of it for their salad. It's Riddickulous. I'm going to see Riddick tonight. WOOOOOOT
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Lucien on September 18, 2013, 03:59:33 PM
I'm fine with lots of lettuce, baby corn, and italian dressing and/or red wine vinaigrette.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: gmillerdrake on September 18, 2013, 08:51:19 PM
'Rocky' ran over 30 miles in the training run made famous in Rocky II when he climbed the steps at the end. Using the montage of scenes and modern day mileage apps, some dude figured it out.


http://blogs.phillymag.com/the_philly_post/2013/09/18/rocky-training-run-rocky-ii/
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Tick on September 19, 2013, 05:24:14 AM
I am eating homemade corn beef hash and eggs. I feel sorry for vegetarians.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Onno on September 19, 2013, 02:07:51 PM
'Rocky' ran over 30 miles in the training run made famous in Rocky II when he climbed the steps at the end. Using the montage of scenes and modern day mileage apps, some dude figured it out.


http://blogs.phillymag.com/the_philly_post/2013/09/18/rocky-training-run-rocky-ii/
Very cool, thanks for that.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Tick on September 19, 2013, 02:38:50 PM
Men think about flotation devises every 3 seconds.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: gmillerdrake on September 19, 2013, 06:51:38 PM
'Rocky' ran over 30 miles in the training run made famous in Rocky II when he climbed the steps at the end. Using the montage of scenes and modern day mileage apps, some dude figured it out.


http://blogs.phillymag.com/the_philly_post/2013/09/18/rocky-training-run-rocky-ii/
Very cool, thanks for that.

Yeah it's pretty neat....and funny. Having personally ran (1) Marathon which is 26.2 Miles, I can tell you there's no way he's jumping around all happy with the kiddos at the end of that 30 mile run. On top of the fact that he didn't have a water bottle. I know it's supposed to be goofy...it is cool someone tracked that run out though.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Podaar on September 20, 2013, 09:18:21 AM
Wow, that's a lot of shit!
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Kotowboy on September 21, 2013, 12:49:13 PM
My random thought for the day :

" The actual odds of anything happening are all identical. It is the same for everything. "

" It is 50%. A thing will either happen. Or it will not. "
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: TioJorge on September 21, 2013, 02:15:44 PM
I know what you mean, and I'm inclined to agree; but I think that's completely wrong.  :lol Like I said though, I get your drift. I'll drift along with your drift. Then again I'm talking out my ass. Oh and I have to poop.

Life is but a dream
Drifting on a stream
A streeeeeeam

...*siiigh* System...how I miss thee...
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Onno on September 21, 2013, 02:37:58 PM
I know what you mean, and I'm inclined to agree; but I think that's completely wrong.  :lol Like I said though, I get your drift. I'll drift along with your drift. Then again I'm talking out my ass. Oh and I have to poop.

Life is but a dream
Drifting on a stream
A streeeeeeam

...*siiigh* System...how I miss thee...
Why do you miss System? They're still around :)
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Kotowboy on September 21, 2013, 02:53:34 PM
Maybe he misses the first two albums and Steal This Album when they were System Of A Down.


Not the last two albums when they became System Of A Daron.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Onno on September 21, 2013, 02:54:43 PM
Last two albums are amazing.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Kotowboy on September 21, 2013, 02:54:47 PM
I know what you mean, and I'm inclined to agree; but I think that's completely wrong.  :lol Like I said though, I get your drift. I'll drift along with your drift. Then again I'm talking out my ass. Oh and I have to poop.

Life is but a dream
Drifting on a stream
A streeeeeeam

...*siiigh* System...how I miss thee...

What are the chances of the moon crashing into Earth next Wednesday ?

Very UNLIKELY. But it is still 50% . It will crash into earth on Wednesday or it won't.

:lol
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Kotowboy on September 21, 2013, 02:55:10 PM
Last two albums are amazing.

I thought Hypnotize was terrible.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Onno on September 21, 2013, 02:57:14 PM
Let's agree to disagree then :P
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Kotowboy on September 21, 2013, 03:05:21 PM
 :angry: Yes that would be for the best.

BTW - Did you see that Devin tweeted me a few times yesterday ? ;)
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Onno on September 21, 2013, 03:18:03 PM
Yep, I did. Shame he wouldn't check out your album but I absolutely understand. Though as English isn't my native language, I don't really get what he means with 'been bitten too many times'.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: TioJorge on September 21, 2013, 03:30:43 PM
I actually adore both Hypnotize and Mesmerize, but I do find Steal This Album to be the most favored. Granted, that changes every now and again, but the nostalgia of STA usually kicks it up a notch. Also that song is the first song that really got me into SoAD, despite Toxicity being the song I first heard.

But I mean it'll probably be a while before we get a new album and who knows if it'll be any good or if it'll just be Serj attempting to take the reigns again. I'm one of the few who loves Daron's insane vocals and attitude. It does indeed wear thin now and again, however.

I digress. Work time...ugh. WELCOME! MAY I MURDER YOU!?
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Kotowboy on September 21, 2013, 04:33:45 PM
Yep, I did. Shame he wouldn't check out your album but I absolutely understand. Though as English isn't my native language, I don't really get what he means with 'been bitten too many times'.

It means " i've had too many bad experiences ". Maybe people asked him to listen to their music and then demand stuff from him ?
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Kotowboy on September 21, 2013, 04:34:46 PM
I actually adore both Hypnotize and Mesmerize, but I do find Steal This Album to be the most favored. Granted, that changes every now and again, but the nostalgia of STA usually kicks it up a notch. Also that song is the first song that really got me into SoAD, despite Toxicity being the song I first heard.

But I mean it'll probably be a while before we get a new album and who knows if it'll be any good or if it'll just be Serj attempting to take the reigns again. I'm one of the few who loves Daron's insane vocals and attitude. It does indeed wear thin now and again, however.

I digress. Work time...ugh. WELCOME! MAY I MURDER YOU!?


I am of the opinion that SOAD got worse with every album.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Onno on September 22, 2013, 03:01:57 AM
Yep, I did. Shame he wouldn't check out your album but I absolutely understand. Though as English isn't my native language, I don't really get what he means with 'been bitten too many times'.

It means " i've had too many bad experiences ". Maybe people asked him to listen to their music and then demand stuff from him ?
Ah, that should explain, yes.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: JayOctavarium on September 22, 2013, 09:02:13 PM
What is the square root of a Flexnard?
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Kotowboy on September 23, 2013, 06:52:03 AM
What is the square root of a Flexnard?

Twimple-Floppo
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: JayOctavarium on September 23, 2013, 03:06:18 PM
Wrong. Do it again
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Kotowboy on September 23, 2013, 04:56:08 PM
Wrong. Do it again

Damn. I can't . I broke my Crapulator.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Phoenix87x on September 30, 2013, 04:25:14 PM
The flavor is grape, but yet, the wrapper is blue.  :huh:

(http://www.bulkcandystore.com/Assets/images/products/tootsie_pops_grape.jpg)

as a kid this confused me profusely.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Kotowboy on October 03, 2013, 08:39:55 AM
This thought occurred to me earlier :

You have £2 in cash. The bus does not give change. The journey into town costs £1.20 from stop A or £1.80 from stop B.

Do you :
A. Go from stop B and "only" lose 20p
B. Go from stop A and lose 80p
C. Not care because it costs £2 whatever ?

What say you, DTF ?
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: BlobVanDam on October 03, 2013, 08:47:42 AM
This thought occurred to me earlier :

You have £2 in cash. The bus does not give change. The journey into town costs £1.20 from stop A or £1.80 from stop B.

Do you :
A. Go from stop B and "only" lose 20p
B. Go from stop A and lose 80p
C. Not care because it costs £2 whatever ?

What say you, DTF ?

If I understand the question correctly, if it's going to cost me the same either way, I'll go from whichever stop is the most convenient for me.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Kotowboy on October 03, 2013, 08:55:52 AM
Yeah me too but I can imagine some people going from the stop that costs more so they don't "waste" 80p. Even though both stops will cost them £2.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: BlobVanDam on October 03, 2013, 08:59:47 AM
The principle is good and all, but in reality, you're paying to not have to walk, so whichever saves the most walking, or arrives earlier, is which is "worth" more in practice.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: carl320 on October 03, 2013, 09:07:47 AM
Dear Tim Horton's,

Please some to Indiana.

Sincerely, a Hoosier

P.S. You too Yuengling.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Kotowboy on October 03, 2013, 09:33:08 AM
The principle is good and all, but in reality, you're paying to not have to walk, so whichever saves the most walking, or arrives earlier, is which is "worth" more in practice.

It's not about covenience. It's asking who would consider £1.20 as having lost 80p when they're spending the same anyway ? Not which stop is closest to walk to. Let's say both stops are at the same place and they alternate between £1.20 & £1.80.

My question is : would you rather spend £2 on a £1.80 fare or on a £1.20 fare - and see that as a loss of £.80 ?
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: BlobVanDam on October 03, 2013, 10:01:28 AM
The principle is good and all, but in reality, you're paying to not have to walk, so whichever saves the most walking, or arrives earlier, is which is "worth" more in practice.

It's not about covenience. It's asking who would consider £1.20 as having lost 80p when they're spending the same anyway ? Not which stop is closest to walk to. Let's say both stops are at the same place and they alternate between £1.20 & £1.80.

My question is : would you rather spend £2 on a £1.80 fare or on a £1.20 fare - and see that as a loss of £.80 ?

I understand, I'm saying that if the end result is the same that I'm spending £2 anyway, it wouldn't matter to me how much it's worth in money (and therefore how much I'm losing), I'd only care which is "worth" more to me based on other factors.
But if hypothetically speaking there were no other factors to consider, it would make no difference to me, because in a practical sense I'm losing the same amount each way, £2. I don't feel like I've achieved anything by "losing" less.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: kirksnosehair on October 03, 2013, 11:16:49 AM
Titty, titty, hum, hum



Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: kingshmegland on October 03, 2013, 11:34:07 AM
Why is it that I still round up to the nearest dollar when I'm filling up my car even though I use my debit card?  I know I don't have to but I still do it like I'm paying cash.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Kotowboy on October 03, 2013, 05:39:12 PM
The principle is good and all, but in reality, you're paying to not have to walk, so whichever saves the most walking, or arrives earlier, is which is "worth" more in practice.

It's not about covenience. It's asking who would consider £1.20 as having lost 80p when they're spending the same anyway ? Not which stop is closest to walk to. Let's say both stops are at the same place and they alternate between £1.20 & £1.80.

My question is : would you rather spend £2 on a £1.80 fare or on a £1.20 fare - and see that as a loss of £.80 ?

I understand, I'm saying that if the end result is the same that I'm spending £2 anyway, it wouldn't matter to me how much it's worth in money (and therefore how much I'm losing), I'd only care which is "worth" more to me based on other factors.
But if hypothetically speaking there were no other factors to consider, it would make no difference to me, because in a practical sense I'm losing the same amount each way, £2. I don't feel like I've achieved anything by "losing" less.


So C then.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: gmillerdrake on October 03, 2013, 09:37:36 PM
Why is it that I still round up to the nearest dollar when I'm filling up my car even though I use my debit card?  I know I don't have to but I still do it like I'm paying cash.

You and me both. Not only that, but if I go over.....I'll go renagade and top it off to the next dollar. Just begging to get doused in gasoline.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Nel on October 11, 2013, 01:11:29 PM
What makes me happy? When I order fries and there's a stray onion ring in there. And vice versa. It's like a little bonus.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: kirksnosehair on October 11, 2013, 01:40:20 PM
That face!  :omg:
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: theliloutkast on October 14, 2013, 09:39:17 AM
I keep skipping Abnormal Psych to smoke with my friends and I still have the highest grade in the class. Being a Math major among Psych majors is fun.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: jingle.boy on October 14, 2013, 10:16:32 AM
Run nose, RUN!   >:(
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: JayOctavarium on October 14, 2013, 10:20:03 AM
You do realize that that half hour has now turned into an hour and a half...
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Kotowboy on October 14, 2013, 08:05:19 PM
Been drooling over this hot naked chick (http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2010/4/28/1272450741733/Roast-chicken-006.jpg)
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Nel on October 14, 2013, 11:13:02 PM
So is it supposed to be pronounced Epic-loud, Epi-cloud, or Epic-Cloud? Because I like clouds.

And the epic-loud thing just dawned on me.  :lol
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: kirksnosehair on October 15, 2013, 02:00:33 PM
I'm a cunning linguist  :) 
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Podaar on October 15, 2013, 02:24:19 PM
Better than being a cunning little runt.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Lucien on October 15, 2013, 03:19:27 PM
So is it supposed to be pronounced Epic-loud, Epi-cloud, or Epic-Cloud? Because I like clouds.

And the epic-loud thing just dawned on me.  :lol

I think it's Epic-Loud, because Epic-Clouder makes no sense
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Nel on October 15, 2013, 06:50:46 PM
Makes sense. Though I do like the idea of an Epic Cloud.  ;D
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: jingle.boy on October 16, 2013, 06:28:45 AM
mmmmm.  Steamy.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Dark Castle on October 16, 2013, 07:15:43 AM
So is it supposed to be pronounced Epic-loud, Epi-cloud, or Epic-Cloud? Because I like clouds.

And the epic-loud thing just dawned on me.  :lol

I think it's Epic-Loud, because Epic-Clouder makes no sense
I call it Epi-Cloud  :biggrin:
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: carl320 on October 16, 2013, 08:31:47 AM
When it comes to moving boxes, nothing beats free Taco Bell boxes  :metal
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: puppyonacid on October 16, 2013, 09:22:53 AM
You really put me in the mood to go move some boxes! But we don't have Taco Bell over...............soon!
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Kotowboy on October 17, 2013, 09:32:12 AM
I really don't think bacon is all that great.... :dunno:
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Tick on October 20, 2013, 08:16:03 PM
You can't chase after past moments, you can only forge new memories.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Tick on October 31, 2013, 06:41:45 PM
Why the hell would I want to give Dracula a Twix bar when I can eat it myself?
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Nel on October 31, 2013, 08:00:23 PM
I call it Epi-Cloud  :biggrin:

*hugs*
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Kotowboy on November 01, 2013, 04:54:35 AM
So i didn't want to buy Mountain Lion just for messages so i skipped it.

Now OS X Mavericks comes with iMessage and it's a free upgrade.

I made the right choice :)
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: kirksnosehair on November 01, 2013, 11:54:01 AM
I'm not sure you should be touching that.....thing.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: TioJorge on November 03, 2013, 11:06:23 AM
YOU JUDGE ME

AND NOW YOU ARE ME
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Tick on November 03, 2013, 11:11:22 AM
Life's too short to be an asshole.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Tick on November 07, 2013, 08:21:55 AM
Maybe its just me but in the Summer 8pm feels like the night is young! but at this time of year 6pm feels like its almost time for bed.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Kotowboy on November 07, 2013, 11:22:11 AM
Maybe its just me but in the Summer 8pm feels like the night is young! but at this time of year 6pm feels like its almost time for bed.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: kirksnosehair on November 07, 2013, 12:05:37 PM
....knock...knock-knock...knock
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Kotowboy on November 07, 2013, 12:16:06 PM
....knock...knock-knock...knock
COOOOOOOOOOOOOOME IN.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Tick on November 07, 2013, 01:06:14 PM
....knock...knock-knock...knock
WE DON'T WANT ANY.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Kotowboy on November 09, 2013, 09:40:37 AM
Did anyone else see Portnoy tweeting about his son's friend's funeral and how it's been a really tough weekend in the Portnoy household ?

Really don't wanna sound bad but - surely that kind of stuff should be kept private.

a.) Not broadcast on twitter to thousands of people who aren't even related to Portnoy or the kid.

b.) Especially when it's not even your own family. I doubt he asked the family's permission to tweet the news of their bereavement.

Or maybe i'm wrong. Should he tweet this or not do you think ?

Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Tick on November 09, 2013, 11:00:47 AM
Did anyone else see Portnoy tweeting about his son's friend's funeral and how it's been a really tough weekend in the Portnoy household ?

Really don't wanna sound bad but - surely that kind of stuff should be kept private.

a.) Not broadcast on twitter to thousands of people who aren't even related to Portnoy or the kid.

b.) Especially when it's not even your own family. I doubt he asked the family's permission to tweet the news of their bereavement.

Or maybe i'm wrong. Should he tweet this or not do you think ?
I totally agree, but as fans of Portnoy we understand that this is who the guy is. That probably will never change. He says plenty of stuff he should not as far as I'm concerned but I just roll my eyes and move on.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Tick on November 09, 2013, 11:49:29 AM
Mike Portnoy singing Crazy Horses on the Neal Morse Blu Ray is the worst abomination I have ever viewed on any concert film I have ever seen!
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: JayOctavarium on November 12, 2013, 09:34:33 AM
You charge $115 /hr to drive down here and fiddle with these gates??  Jeeze where to I sign up?!?!
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Kotowboy on November 14, 2013, 06:50:25 AM
Anyone ever had a *slight* pain in the mouth region but you can't tell exactly where it is ? :lol

It doesn't particularly *hurt*  - it's more of a slight ache but every time it happens - you can't tell

Was that in my upper jaw ? my gums ? my cheek ? It felt like it was in mid air ! :/ :lol
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: kirksnosehair on November 14, 2013, 12:56:51 PM
Gimme that
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Onno on November 18, 2013, 03:08:27 PM
Anyone ever had a *slight* pain in the mouth region but you can't tell exactly where it is ? :lol

It doesn't particularly *hurt*  - it's more of a slight ache but every time it happens - you can't tell

Was that in my upper jaw ? my gums ? my cheek ? It felt like it was in mid air ! :/ :lol
Yep!
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Tick on November 18, 2013, 03:16:23 PM
 Pertaining to retail sales...Customers are generally liars. Take what they say with a grain of salt.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Kotowboy on November 18, 2013, 04:29:08 PM
Anyone ever had a *slight* pain in the mouth region but you can't tell exactly where it is ? :lol

It doesn't particularly *hurt*  - it's more of a slight ache but every time it happens - you can't tell

Was that in my upper jaw ? my gums ? my cheek ? It felt like it was in mid air ! :/ :lol
Yep!

I think it's because the nerves in the mouth are all connected - so if you have a toothache - sometimes it feels like it's moving around.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Podaar on November 20, 2013, 10:12:23 AM
There is no safe method for dropping trow after a shart.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Tick on November 20, 2013, 11:03:34 AM
Do you ever think about much money we spend on stuff we really don't want? For example...I just spent 15 bucks at Costco for garbage bags just so I can throw shit away. How much does that suck?
I mean no one is proud of the purchase of garbage bags. Its not like you go to a friends house to show them off like a new car.

"Hey check these out! Hefty kitchen bags! 200 count, 2ply and a drawstring baby!"

Reply...

"Oh man, you are living the dream!"
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Phoenix87x on November 26, 2013, 07:01:43 PM
So I am a man who is quite fond of his chocolate milk and the past couple of days, my chocolate milk has seriously been tasting like shit, and at first I was blaming the powder, but then I noticed that somehow, someway Fat-free milk had gotten into the house. So I just have one thing to say and that is:

(http://i1182.photobucket.com/albums/x459/phoenix87x/8FF88B84-8E04-457E-BA48-B7B2812698F8-1845-000001491896DED0_zps76dc261c.jpg) (http://s1182.photobucket.com/user/phoenix87x/media/8FF88B84-8E04-457E-BA48-B7B2812698F8-1845-000001491896DED0_zps76dc261c.jpg.html)

Fuck fat-free milk. It tastes like water.

So I went out to the store today and picked up some whole milk, and now everything is right as rain.  :D
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: wolfking on November 26, 2013, 07:03:05 PM
I like skim milk in everything except coffee.  Coffee needs to be made with the highest fat laced milk as possible.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Lucien on November 26, 2013, 07:29:07 PM
Raw milk is good for everything
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: TioJorge on November 26, 2013, 07:57:12 PM
Right from the tit. Just how I like it.


Excuse me: Teet.




P.S. Mmmmm milk and vodka.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Cyclopssss on November 27, 2013, 04:01:38 AM
Man, my knee is KILLING me...
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: JayOctavarium on November 27, 2013, 12:21:45 PM
"So this is Oregon huh? 'Tolerant' Oregon...."
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: kirksnosehair on November 27, 2013, 12:35:37 PM
He giggled gleefully when he saw the shoestring dangling from his....um....crack.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Podaar on November 27, 2013, 03:46:30 PM
Seriously? I thought that was brilliantly funny...no one?























Any one? *crickets*
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Nel on November 28, 2013, 11:41:41 AM
Do you think there's people out there who go out on Black Friday not for deals or material things, but for the love of glorious combat?
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: TioJorge on December 01, 2013, 10:58:39 PM
Storm comin? Hatchet comin!
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Lucien on December 02, 2013, 09:57:37 PM
Listerine is hardcore. My mouth felt like I had poured acid into it. I guess that means it was working?
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Tick on December 03, 2013, 07:51:58 AM
Beware of drivers who can't color between the lines.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Podaar on December 11, 2013, 02:11:04 PM
A guy could chip a tooth trying to take a bite of that!
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Tick on December 11, 2013, 02:44:02 PM
"The customer is always right."
Truly one of the most stupid, bogus, nonsensical phrases in the history of man!
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Jaffa on December 11, 2013, 04:11:15 PM
I kinda want Mick Jagger to have a seizure, just so I can post a vine video parody of Maroon 5's "Moves Like Jagger". 
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Lucien on December 11, 2013, 05:11:00 PM
I'M GOING TO CHICAGO!

No... it still hasn't occurred to me yet. It will happen soon enough...
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Prog Snob on December 11, 2013, 07:00:38 PM
Who the hell called Chicago?!


AUDREY!!
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Phoenix87x on December 11, 2013, 07:44:16 PM
"The customer is always right."
Truly one of the most stupid, bogus, nonsensical phrases in the history of man!

It most certainly is, but just imagine that you work in a grocery store pharmacy and the dumb ass, mouth breathing store manager comes over and bitches at you, because a customer thought for some reason that he was the appropriate person to bitch too about their prescription co-pay being too high.

And in his dumb, corporate, robot manager brain "the customer is always right", but in reality altering co-pays is insurance fraud dumb ass.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: bl5150 on December 11, 2013, 07:48:13 PM
Speaking of pharmacy -  in my previous life as a pharmacist (not allowed in grocery stores out here - can only be owned by pharmacists.......which makes what I'm about to say so much worse)  I was berated by my boss in front of the customer for refusing to break the law and give them an amphetamine product for their teenager because they couldn't be stuffed going to the doctor.  Afterwards he sent the customer a bunch of flowers to apologise for my behaviour.

I told him to go f**k himself and resigned.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Tick on December 13, 2013, 11:35:24 AM
"The customer is always right."
Truly one of the most stupid, bogus, nonsensical phrases in the history of man!

It most certainly is, but just imagine that you work in a grocery store pharmacy and the dumb ass, mouth breathing store manager comes over and bitches at you, because a customer thought for some reason that he was the appropriate person to bitch too about their prescription co-pay being too high.

And in his dumb, corporate, robot manager brain "the customer is always right", but in reality altering co-pays is insurance fraud dumb ass.
That guy is truly a fool.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: kirksnosehair on December 13, 2013, 12:47:14 PM
9 inches?  da fuq  :yeahright
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: TioJorge on December 13, 2013, 05:01:44 PM
My turds must AT LEAST be a good 10-14 inches or I am NOT happy.  :metal :yarr
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Podaar on December 16, 2013, 08:45:12 AM
Caramel carrot














See TioJorge's post above.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Podaar on December 16, 2013, 09:01:59 AM
If you snip your Achilles tendon with wire cutters, would your toes slap you in the shin? I think we should be told!
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Jaffa on December 16, 2013, 09:32:16 AM
If you snip your Achilles tendon with wire cutters, would your toes slap you in the shin? I think we should be told!

What is it with you and snipping one's Achilles tendon with wire cutters?  I'm beginning to grow concerned!   :lol
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Podaar on December 16, 2013, 10:07:43 AM
Come on Jaffa...aren't these the same questions any of us as ourselves? Or is it just me.. :lol

Example: If you drink from a spittoon do you only need to swallow once since it's likely that the entire contents are connected?

Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Joshin U on December 16, 2013, 10:29:40 AM
If you snip your Achilles tendon with wire cutters, would your toes slap you in the shin? I think we should be told!

I swear that happened in a movie once...
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: kirksnosehair on December 16, 2013, 02:06:26 PM
Stop what you're doing, put down the vibrator and the cheese grater, and feed those llamas. 
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: JayOctavarium on December 21, 2013, 11:12:47 AM
Coffee Bean & Tea Leaf's coffee tastes like burnt piss.

-takes another sip-
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Podaar on December 23, 2013, 03:48:46 PM
I'm sure they taste just fine but they look too much like scabs.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Lucien on December 23, 2013, 03:56:58 PM
Gah these harmonies need to fit better
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Phoenix87x on December 26, 2013, 04:03:14 PM
So, if everyone in America burned a $1 dollar bill, all on the same day, would inflation slow down/decrease slightly?
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Kotowboy on December 27, 2013, 02:14:55 PM
So, am I the only person who absolutely never wants to get married or have kids ? Secondly if I didn't wake up tomorrow it wouldn't be the worst thing ever.....
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Kotowboy on January 13, 2014, 10:12:18 PM
I hate going to bed.

1.It's boring and you just lie there for 8 hours or so when that time could be spent working on stuff.

2.I'm an insomniac - so I either just lie there wide awake for hours continually changing sides - or I get back up anyway and carry on with what I was doing .

3.I'm depressed - so even if I do get a full 8 hours - I don't feel full of energy when i do wake up - so I may as well have stayed awake all night...
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: sueño on January 14, 2014, 06:34:42 PM
my heart is sad for Kotowboy  :(
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Zyzzyva17 on January 14, 2014, 10:09:36 PM
So, am I the only person who absolutely never wants to get married or have kids ? Secondly if I didn't wake up tomorrow it wouldn't be the worst thing ever.....

I'm in the same boat. I don't know your reasoning, but in my case, I am definitely not asexual, but I just don't like the idea of marriage. Mostly the commitment part. Although, in my case, the dislike extends to relationships as well. I will admit that I have never been in a relationship and possibly never will be. And people will tell me that I just haven't found the right person. Maybe they're right, but if I never find the "right person", I'm ok with that. The way I see it, not wanting to get married is fine as long as it's actually what you want and not just a statement of hopelessness.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Kotowboy on January 15, 2014, 04:45:11 AM
It's the former. Ijust can't be doing with all that added responsibility and arguing over petty shit.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: sueño on January 15, 2014, 06:58:55 PM
mine's more related to hopelessness.  i'm not an argumentative person.

and i've had "added responsibility" my entire life.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Kotowboy on January 15, 2014, 07:19:46 PM
The stupidest thing I get upset about is just growing up. Everything seems better in hindsight. I adored living in the UAE and even though we moved to the UK 26 years ago - it still upsets me. It feels like i'll never be that content ever again. Which is why it is so hard for me to watch things like Star Trek Generations as I just wished that the nexus was real and I could find it and go back to Dubai forever :emo:

I'm not an argumentative person either - I almost never even raise my voice. I have to be *really* pissed off for that to happen.

I'm not entirely opposed to the idea of some female company :) If someone was blind and stupid enough to want to spend that much time with me :lol

Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Lucien on January 15, 2014, 07:53:10 PM
The stupidest thing I get upset about is just growing up. Everything seems better in hindsight. I adored living in the UAE and even though we moved to the UK 26 years ago - it still upsets me. It feels like i'll never be that content ever again. Which is why it is so hard for me to watch things like Star Trek Generations as I just wished that the nexus was real and I could find it and go back to Dubai forever :emo:

I'm not an argumentative person either - I almost never even raise my voice. I have to be *really* pissed off for that to happen.

I'm not entirely opposed to the idea of some female company :) If someone was blind and stupid enough to want to spend that much time with me :lol

No offense, but putting yourself down literally cannot help you in any way at all.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Kotowboy on January 15, 2014, 08:20:38 PM
I'm just being realistic. :dunno:
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: TioJorge on January 15, 2014, 09:02:58 PM
I'd hit it.  :yarr
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Kotowboy on January 16, 2014, 03:58:03 AM
Randum thort 4 tha daye :

I hate shaving but also hate having facial hair.
(http://www.urbexforums.com/images/smilies/panic.gif)
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: sueño on January 16, 2014, 11:08:55 AM
The stupidest thing I get upset about is just growing up. Everything seems better in hindsight. I adored living in the UAE and even though we moved to the UK 26 years ago - it still upsets me. It feels like i'll never be that content ever again. Which is why it is so hard for me to watch things like Star Trek Generations as I just wished that the nexus was real and I could find it and go back to Dubai forever :emo:

I'm not an argumentative person either - I almost never even raise my voice. I have to be *really* pissed off for that to happen.

I'm not entirely opposed to the idea of some female company :) If someone was blind and stupid enough to want to spend that much time with me :lol

I wonder if the Dubai of today could ever match up to childhood memories from 26 years ago...

And you know you don't want someone "blind and stupid"    ;)
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Tick on January 19, 2014, 05:43:01 AM
So I just saw a Pizza Hut commercial that says..."We guarantee you'll love our new pizza or the next ones on us!"
So let me get this straight...If I try one of your new pizzas and I think its lousy, your going to make it up to me by giving me another one of your pizzas?
ummm...ok.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: jingle.boy on January 19, 2014, 07:06:35 AM
So I just saw a Pizza Hut commercial that says..."We guarantee you'll love our new pizza or the next ones on us!"
So let me get this straight...If I try one of your new pizzas and I think its lousy, your going to make it up to me by giving me another one of your pizzas?
ummm...ok.

Sounds like a fool-proof plan for them.  Make a guarantee no one cares about, or will cash in on.  It's brilliant!
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Kotowboy on January 19, 2014, 07:10:49 PM
Having social anxiety is my favourite thing.  :)


Really comes in handy in group interviews. :)

Interact with 5 strangers ?

No it's ok. I'm just gonna stand here not saying anything and the longer I go without saying anything the more difficult it is to speak and the worse I look.

:) Thanks all the same though. x
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Jaffa on January 19, 2014, 07:58:49 PM
:(

:hug:
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Kotowboy on January 19, 2014, 08:09:30 PM
:) x
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Jaffa on January 19, 2014, 08:12:15 PM
I'm still working on overcoming my own social anxieties, so I can relate.  Though I don't know whether or not mine are as severe as yours. 
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Podaar on January 20, 2014, 08:19:58 AM
If Kanye and Kim were drowning and you could only save one. What kind of sandwich would you make?
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: gmillerdrake on January 20, 2014, 08:21:21 AM
If Kanye and Kim were drowning and you could only save one. What kind of sandwich would you make?

Rump roast..........
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Kotowboy on January 20, 2014, 09:13:26 AM
If Kanye and Kim were drowning and you could only save one. What kind of sandwich would you make?

The best kind of sandwich for watching two media whores expire duhhh ! :P
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: kirksnosehair on January 20, 2014, 01:38:51 PM
gah!  This medicine tastes like the back of my balls. (https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/55966936/pics/puke.gif)
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: jingle.boy on January 20, 2014, 02:23:04 PM
gah!  This medicine tastes like the back of my balls. (https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/55966936/pics/puke.gif)

Man you're flexible!
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Lucien on January 20, 2014, 02:34:10 PM
gah!  This medicine tastes like the back of my balls. (https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/55966936/pics/puke.gif)

Man you're flexible!

 :lol
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Podaar on January 21, 2014, 03:25:28 PM
If I pull on this any harder it may snap back and put my eye out.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: TioJorge on February 06, 2014, 11:29:50 PM
But what if your dog has AIDS?
Title: The magic of books
Post by: Jaffa on February 08, 2014, 05:11:05 PM
One of the things I love about books is that they’re not one-sided: they belong to the reader as much as the writer.  The writer writes, the reader reads, and they are both artists in their own way.

It’s easy to think of writers as the sole creators of books, but it’s not accurate.  The truth is, the readers are creators, too.  When a person reads a book, they put themselves into it, their own mind, their own imagination.  Their creativity is what fills in the blank spaces on the pages.  In that way, reading is, in and of itself, an art form, and every reader has their own artistic liberty.

As a writer, that fact can be frustrating for me.  It means that whatever I do, no matter how hard I try, no matter how clearly I express myself in my writing, I can never be sure that any reader will get out of it what I put into it.  I can never be sure that anyone will ever really understand me.  That can be daunting, but it is also magical.  Because if somebody reads my story and gets something out of it that I never put into it, then where did that something come from? 

That’s magic.  That’s the magic of books, and it can only happen when a reader and a writer work together.  Neither of them can do it alone. 
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: JayOctavarium on February 09, 2014, 10:10:58 AM
wut
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Lucien on February 09, 2014, 01:21:38 PM
Firebird, why are you such an amazing song
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Phoenix87x on February 09, 2014, 06:24:28 PM
I don't know why, but I can't help but think that adult hood now starts around age 30. I mean, I'm 26 and in absolutely no way do I feel like an adult.

Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Jaffa on February 09, 2014, 06:29:01 PM
Maybe that just means you aren't very good at it. 
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: kingshmegland on February 09, 2014, 07:14:04 PM
I'll tell you when you feel like an adult.  When you take your young nephew of 11 to see The Phantom Menace on a Friday night and his loves it. (I know, be quiet :lol) As we walk out he tells me, "Next movie let's go to the opening night!"

I was like, "Hell Yeah!".  So cut to 2002 and Attack Of The Clones comes out.  I call him the night before (Thursday) and he tells me, "Uncle, I can't be seen with you at a movie theater on a Friday night! That's date night!"  "Your cool, but not that cool."

I was 34 and that's when I knew I was old and an adult. :lol
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Jaffa on February 09, 2014, 07:56:25 PM
Me: This is my zombie destruction ball!  Give me one good reason why I shouldn't throw it at you!
My brother: ... I'm not a zombie.
Me: Prove it!
Him: How?
Me: By letting me throw this ball at you!  If it doesn't destroy you, you're not a zombie!
Him: Okay, go ahead.

So I did.  Gotta love logic sometimes. 
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Podaar on February 10, 2014, 02:27:35 PM
Do I really need to take antibiotics for that? It wasn't that much blood...
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: RoeDent on February 10, 2014, 03:38:17 PM
Crowded House, you utter geniuses.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Kotowboy on February 10, 2014, 03:44:13 PM
You know what would be more romantic than a gift on Valentines' Day ?

A gift on ANY OTHER DAY.

:P ;D
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Onno on February 14, 2014, 03:06:49 AM
I am so omniscient; if there were to be two omnisciences, I would be BOTH!!
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: BlobVanDam on February 14, 2014, 03:45:32 AM
You know what would be more romantic than a gift on Valentines' Day ?

A gift on ANY OTHER DAY.

:P ;D

Kotowboy, the lady killer!

Same deal with Christmas. It's all well and good to be generous and kind in the designated time period, but it's more meaningful when it's unprompted and spontaneous.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Kotowboy on February 14, 2014, 05:56:17 AM
Its funny / lame how many people actually get properly miserable on Valentine's Day if they're single :lol.

Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Kotowboy on February 14, 2014, 05:56:45 AM
I am so omniscient; if there were to be two omnisciences, I would be BOTH!!

Woah, chill man !
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: TioJorge on February 14, 2014, 10:43:46 AM
Its funny / lame how many people actually get properly miserable on Valentine's Day if they're single :lol.

Makes me the happiest motherfucker around. I truly abhor this useless fuckin' day, and since every swingin dick and gaping twat is gonna be swooning over each other because there was a massacre some-odd years ago and they've decided to follow that tradition by finally showing some love to one another and/or meaninglessly buying shit for one another...I'll be stuck serving their happy asses all day...

Now, despite that vehement rage on account of me being a waiter/bartender on this horrid day, I actually am so very happy I'm single for this day of dipshits. No meandering, no two-faced swoonings that last a day, none of the bullshit that comes along with it, and especially no spending absurd amounts of money simply because this half-retarded nation deemed it so. Halle-fuckin-luiah. Now if this day could just be over and I have my paycheck, I'd be all dandy. *Deep breath, chugs red bull* LET'S DO IT! STORM THE BEACHES OF THE LOVERS!

Now, the thought I'll be thinking when I go into work: "I wonder how many of these mofos know how full of shit they are?"
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Kotowboy on February 14, 2014, 11:02:01 AM
It's like - if you buy your wuv'd wun a gift today - it means less than if you'd bought it a week ago - THAT would have been unexpected and romantic.

Today it's just like - well here you are. Cool thanks.

And if you don't buy anything - that somehow means you don't give a shit :lol

It's like in The Simpsons when they invent "Love Day" because they're not selling enough crappy cards or stupid love paraphernalia.

" happy love day ! but we already have valentines day ! "
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Kotowboy on February 17, 2014, 04:21:30 PM
Does anyone actually care if a band is "relevant" or not ?

Bands make music. They write songs / they record albums / they tour that album.

Who gives a shit if that music is RELEVANT or not ?

To me - saying something like " Oh U2 should split up " should only apply if it's pretty much universally accepted from both fans and non-fans that their last few albums

were all awful or they keep doing projects that nobody likes or lose money. Metallica for instance.

Nobody gave a crap about Lulu , the 3D movie or the Antarctica gig and their last album was 6 years ago let alone their last GREAT album.

So what does being relevant actually MEAN ?

I couldn't care less about Metallica being relevant or not -  just that since 2000 - they've put out ONE album that's at least "decent" -

- one album that is pretty much slated across the board and a shitload of vanity projects that nobody asked for or made money.

Discuss.
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Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Jamesman42 on February 17, 2014, 04:23:36 PM
oikos banana cream yogurt isnt as good as i was hoping
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Jaffa on February 17, 2014, 05:44:02 PM
To me - saying something like " Oh U2 should split up " should only apply if it's pretty much universally accepted from both fans and non-fans that their last few albums

were all awful or they keep doing projects that nobody likes or lose money.

As far as I'm concerned, statements like that are pretty much always bullshit.  As long as a band wants to keep making music together, they should keep making music together, and if everybody else hates it, that's everybody else's problem.  Of course, if nobody buys the music, the band probably won't be able to afford to keep making music for very long, but that's another matter.  No artist should ever feel obligated to stop just because some people don't like their art. 
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Kotowboy on February 17, 2014, 05:54:12 PM
Yes that's sort of what I was getting at but veered away from :lol

Who's to say when a band should call it quits ?

Being in a band is their *job* - and as long as they're making a tidy profit and can afford to keep doing it - then so be it.


When nobody comes to the shows or buys the records anymore and your extra curricular activities all lose money - it's probably time to call it a day.

But as long as you can afford to keep doing what you do - then who the fuck cares whether or not you are "relevant" ?

Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Jaffa on February 17, 2014, 06:00:25 PM
Yep.  If a guy wins the lottery and decides to retire and spend the rest of his life releasing terrible albums, more power to him.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Kotowboy on February 17, 2014, 06:06:34 PM
I know I do - I just haven't won the lottery :neverusethis:
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Podaar on February 18, 2014, 02:36:06 PM
Four? Why do I need to take four of them?!
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: JayOctavarium on February 18, 2014, 02:41:51 PM
I'm sorry Ma'am but you not able to get your landlord to fix your lights is NOT a security issue.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: TioJorge on February 18, 2014, 11:52:26 PM
Sure, you didn't like your steak.


THAT'S WHAT YOU ATE OVER HALF OF IT YOU SLOPPY CUM FILLED TWAT.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Kotowboy on February 19, 2014, 05:00:08 PM
It's funny how people will watch a sequel without prejudice but a brand new version gets a no-no immediately.

I wonder how people would feel about the new Robocop movie if it was Robocop 4.

People automatically assume that a completely new movie will be worse than a direct sequel to the original.

However - imo the new movie is great and Robocop 3 was awful. Yet people would rather there was a sequel to 3 than a whole new movie which

is largely totally brand new.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Jamesman42 on February 19, 2014, 05:29:25 PM
Fuck anxiety.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Kotowboy on February 19, 2014, 05:34:11 PM
Fuck anxiety.

Yep. I have it really bad.  :D

Can't do group interviews with more than 4 other people or I forget how to speak.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Jamesman42 on February 19, 2014, 05:36:16 PM
That sucks dude.

Mine seems purely physical. Shortness of breath, numbness all over, a sort of dizziness. Not sure what triggers it, if anything at all.

I've been combating it by asserting confidence that anxiety ain't shit. Holy hell it helps a lot.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Kotowboy on February 19, 2014, 05:42:08 PM
I can put on a facade up to a point - usually when it involves doing something which I think is remedial " for fun " or speaking in front of a crowd etc etc..


Wait that's not the word I was thinking of... Dang it. It's gone now. :s


Oh - what's the word when you do group activities that they say " are fun " - but they're ridiculously simple and make you feel stupid and awkward...
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: BlobVanDam on February 19, 2014, 06:54:47 PM
It's funny how people will watch a sequel without prejudice but a brand new version gets a no-no immediately.

I wonder how people would feel about the new Robocop movie if it was Robocop 4.

People automatically assume that a completely new movie will be worse than a direct sequel to the original.

However - imo the new movie is great and Robocop 3 was awful. Yet people would rather there was a sequel to 3 than a whole new movie which

is largely totally brand new.

Most people don't want sequels in that situation either though. People would just rather that good old movies were left alone, because they don't need remaking at all, and would rather Hollywood come up with something original for a change, instead of watering down something good for a new generation of ADD kidlets.

Sequels (especially after long absences) really don't have great reputations either, so I don't believe that there's much more prejudice there. Great movies hit on a magical combination of actors/dynamic/costumes/props/writing/production that isn't going to be recaptured just by recycling the basic idea and adding a new coat of paint to it. It's rarely even recaptured by sequels, and they usually have most of the same elements. The difference is that you know a sequel has most of that potential as a starting point.

I haven't seen the new Robocop yet, so I'm only talking in general here. :tup
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Kotowboy on February 19, 2014, 07:57:14 PM
Would you call Star Trek a reboot or a prequel ?

It's set in the same universe as classic Trek and Nimoy plays Spock Prime - so it's literally in the same universe. He's not doing the reboot thing of popping up as Sarek with

a wink and a nod to the camera - which is a huge mistake that reboots do IMO - it's basically saying " look - here's the original actors to remind you of how good this

was - and how bad this movie is ".


But also at the same time - it's not the same universe as it's quite deliberately an alternate timeline [ primarily to free them up from messing with canon ].
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: BlobVanDam on February 19, 2014, 08:02:50 PM
I'd say it's about 95% reboot, 5% sequel (since the parts in the real timeline are later events, and none of the earlier events are prequels to events we've actually seen in previous Trek).
While Spock was tied in pretty well as a pivotal part of the plot, he was still there for the usual reasons. Every reboot does it for the same reason, some just do it better than others.

But that's a discussion for the Trek thread!
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: chknptpie on February 20, 2014, 08:02:24 PM
So. Flippin. Furious

Dude can say that he can't perform his job because I personally didn't hand him the information that he can find himself - gets pissed that I call him out and say I'm sick of babying him. Emails his boss and my boss about my lack of respect for him because he was a marine?!?!?
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: kingshmegland on February 20, 2014, 08:08:56 PM
Lack of respect because he doesn't deserve it!
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: TioJorge on February 20, 2014, 11:01:16 PM
Fuck the marines. Fuck the army. Fuck the troops.


Save the geeks. Save the nerds. Fuck the jocks. Fuck the prom queens.


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Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: kirksnosehair on February 21, 2014, 12:31:30 PM
Dried cranberries!!!  :o   Holy shit!!!!!!!!  :eek   :eek   :eek   How can this be????????? 


(https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/55966936/pics/WAT.gif)
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Tick on March 02, 2014, 10:33:11 AM
Life is strange and complex isn't it? Sometimes we get disappointed or angry because we expect more from a relationship than we have put into it on our end. Not even recognizing we are only getting an equal return on our investment.
On the other hand sometimes we get hurt because we put forth a genuine effort and its not reciprocated back to us on the level we feel we have earned.
Either way, its best not to let stuff like this get the best of you. As hard as anyone tries to be the best they can, at our core we are all flawed.
Accepting that is the best way to have peace.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Kotowboy on March 02, 2014, 12:45:10 PM
I've never seen this episode of Ren & Stimpy before...





...







... :rollin :rollin
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Kotowboy on March 16, 2014, 09:31:01 AM
Here is one...

Magic is essentially illusion, technique, misdirection and props. It's not real at all. It's fake. We all know this.

I was thinking the other day - what makes a trick a trick ?

If a "magician" on TV uses camera foolery and stooges or even CGI on a tv show - is it any less of a trick ?

Where do you draw the line between a trick using props and stooges and smoke/mirrors or using camera tricks / CGI etc ?

There is no such thing as actual magic so what's to stop anyone having a TV show where they basically just cheat everything in

the edit ?
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: jingle.boy on March 16, 2014, 12:33:28 PM
I was wrong.  You don't actually have tiny dick syndrome... you're actually a massive dick.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Kotowboy on March 16, 2014, 12:38:29 PM
???

Was that in response to my post ? :o
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: adastra on March 17, 2014, 12:35:30 AM
It always makes you feel kinda uncomfortable when you take a cute girl to your home after a night at the bar.... Aaaaaaand, afterwards you get to know that she is in a relationship..  :facepalm:
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: BlobVanDam on March 19, 2014, 09:13:14 AM
Why is it that 90% of plotholes I find in TV shows and movies involve the question of "where did they piss and poop?"
Perhaps I'm giving a lot more thought to poop than scriptwriters do.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Kotowboy on March 19, 2014, 09:19:46 AM
That reminds me of that episode of TNG where Picard is kept hostage with three other aliens for x amount of time - probably days - in that one cell.

There's never any mention of anyone needing to relieve themselves.

Same as in Innerspace - Tuck is in that submersible pod for a couple of days and there's no toilet in there.


Movie & TV characters always go extended amounts of time in a situation where they wouldn't be able to relieve themselves.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: BlobVanDam on March 19, 2014, 09:52:57 AM
That reminds me of that episode of TNG where Picard is kept hostage with three other aliens for x amount of time - probably days - in that one cell.

There's never any mention of anyone needing to relieve themselves.

Same as in Innerspace - Tuck is in that submersible pod for a couple of days and there's no toilet in there.


Movie & TV characters always go extended amounts of time in a situation where they wouldn't be able to relieve themselves.

A lot of the shuttlepods in Trek don't have any toilets, just the front seats and the rear compartment. Likewise with the puddle jumpers in Stargate. Do they just beam the poop directly from their bowels to space?
And I'm just watching a show now where people have been kept hostage in these small clear boxes for days. Where are they pooping?! Do they have to call out to the guards for a potty break?
A lot of hostage situations in general have the same problem.

Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Kotowboy on March 19, 2014, 10:17:57 AM
It is weird how - for the most part - we never see anyone going to the toilet in films or TV.

Unless a specific scene takes place in there.

According to Frakes - there is only one toilet on the entire Enterprise D.

But mostly - it's just never thought about. That is strange.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: adastra on March 19, 2014, 11:54:20 PM
Something really bad has happened.... I've fallen in love...
How can I continue with my suicidal / depressing music project when I feel this fucking good.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: TioJorge on March 20, 2014, 12:24:48 AM
that sucks
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: TioJorge on March 30, 2014, 11:15:58 PM
*Browsing through iTunes library by genre*

Unknown Genre - BTBAM - Telos

The only song under the genre...

 :rollin :metal
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: ThatOneGuy2112 on March 31, 2014, 12:51:26 AM
Something really bad has happened.... I've fallen in love...

Well, crap. You have my condolences.

My random thought: Procrastination's a bitch.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Kotowboy on March 31, 2014, 04:25:08 PM
Something really bad has happened.... I've fallen in love...

Well, crap. You have my condolences.


Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Tick on April 08, 2014, 06:08:52 AM
Sometimes we hold ourselves prisoner in bad situations because we are in fear of making the necessary changes. We get comfortable in our circumstances, and don't want to do the things that will correct them for fear we will have to make an uncomfortable change. Change is as bold an obstacle as any that stands in our path to freedom.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: kirksnosehair on April 08, 2014, 08:45:17 AM

Try this.  See if you can say the following two words without stumbling through them:


Irish Wristwatch





Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Tick on April 08, 2014, 08:57:55 AM

Try this.  See if you can say the following two words without stumbling through them:


Irish Wristwatch
Damn, that's tough! :lol
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: puppyonacid on April 08, 2014, 09:58:50 AM
I don't see the problem. Must be an accent thing.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: JayOctavarium on April 08, 2014, 10:04:31 AM
I did it the first time w/out thinking... but now I can't say it w/out slurring and fucking it all up
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: kirksnosehair on April 08, 2014, 11:55:28 AM
It's one of a group of phrases that are used to help people with certain speech impediments overcome their problem with forming certain sounds.



Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: JayOctavarium on April 08, 2014, 02:37:18 PM
It's funny because I have some issues with my speech and I was able to say it no problem... but as soon as I let myself think about the fact that it is a tongue twister, it threw me off.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Lucien on April 08, 2014, 08:52:08 PM
Ah, all that psychological crap.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: ThatOneGuy2112 on April 14, 2014, 10:34:29 PM
So a lunar eclipse is set to happen where I live, and as far as I could see it hasn't happened quite yet but is set for around 1 or 2 in the morning. Still mulling over whether I should stay up to see it or not.

But while I was standing on the driveway to my house, almost all lights throughout the street off, the moon was bright enough that I could still see around quite well. Everything looked pale and calm, the air was chill at around the mid 50's give or take and the breeze soothing. It doesn't get much better than this. Where I live, this is a pretty rare occurrence, so my random thought of the day is how great the moment is.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Kotowboy on April 18, 2014, 02:59:27 PM
a. ) Would you rather be receding down the side like Hugh Dennis or Stewart Lee ( my avatar )

Or going down the middle like Jason Alexander

b.) Would you rather say fuck it - it's life and let nature take it's course - or shave it all off and go completely bald as soon as you notice it's going thin on top ?


Jasper Carrott once joked that if you see a bald guy - you take no notice of him - yet if you see a guy receding badly - you have to stare at it :lol

Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: DebraKadabra on April 18, 2014, 08:52:50 PM
I so wish that I had been gifted with a cast-iron stomach when I was born.  That's almost 44 years of off and on tummy trouble. :'(
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Kotowboy on April 20, 2014, 09:24:36 AM
If people find Matt Smith attractive - there's hope for me yet.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: BlobVanDam on April 20, 2014, 09:54:44 AM
He also has a TARDIS. That will get you a ton of pussy.

Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Kotowboy on April 20, 2014, 09:55:40 AM
IVE ALWAYS WANTED A KITTEN
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Tick on April 21, 2014, 02:53:45 PM
The truth is the truth. You can’t alter the truth to suit your needs. If you were able to do so, it would make the truth a grey area, thus making it hard to define as the truth. Real truth is an absolute, assuming you know what that truth truly is.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Podaar on April 21, 2014, 04:51:09 PM
The truth is the truth. You can’t alter the truth to suit your needs. If you were able to do so, it would make the truth a grey area, thus making it hard to define as the truth. Real truth is an absolute, assuming you know what that truth truly is.

Hey, this is DTF. A simple opinion is all that is needed to change reality. Truth is a gray area...except when it I don't agree with it. Wait...what?
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Tick on April 22, 2014, 05:44:22 AM
The truth is the truth. You can’t alter the truth to suit your needs. If you were able to do so, it would make the truth a grey area, thus making it hard to define as the truth. Real truth is an absolute, assuming you know what that truth truly is.

Hey, this is DTF. A simple opinion is all that is needed to change reality. Truth is a gray area...except when it I don't agree with it. Wait...what?
People who perceive they have he truth have only lies if they truly do not have the truth. Somewhere the truth lies as an absolute. Who knows the real truth is unknown to many but whether or not we know what the real truth is, does not mean it fails to exist. It just means we are not clear on who has the truth and who does not. We only know what we personally believe to be the truth. Either way, it won't stop the real truth from being true.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Podaar on April 22, 2014, 08:34:30 AM
The truth is the truth. You can’t alter the truth to suit your needs. If you were able to do so, it would make the truth a grey area, thus making it hard to define as the truth. Real truth is an absolute, assuming you know what that truth truly is.

Hey, this is DTF. A simple opinion is all that is needed to change reality. Truth is a gray area...except when it I don't agree with it. Wait...what?
People who perceive they have he truth have only lies if they truly do not have the truth. Somewhere the truth lies as an absolute. Who knows the real truth is unknown to many but whether or not we know what the real truth is, does not mean it fails to exist. It just means we are not clear on who has the truth and who does not. We only know what we personally believe to be the truth. Either way, it won't stop the real truth from being true.

Deepak Chopra...is that you?
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: kirksnosehair on April 22, 2014, 02:09:10 PM
Do farts have lumps in them?  :facepalm:
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: rumborak on April 22, 2014, 02:46:06 PM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v410/rumborak/10277104_10154007651605542_8224283907117185558_n_zps6ef78aa8.jpg)


Ever notice how con trails look like chromosomes in the sky?
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: vtgrad on April 22, 2014, 02:50:38 PM
"People who perceive they have he truth have only lies if they truly do not have the truth. Somewhere the truth lies as an absolute. Who knows the real truth is unknown to many but whether or not we know what the real truth is, does not mean it fails to exist. It just means we are not clear on who has the truth and who does not. We only know what we personally believe to be the truth. Either way, it won't stop the real truth from being true." Tick

I'm going to try and memorize that Tick... I hope you don't mind if I use it the next time I'm backed into a corner during a conversation.

Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: DebraKadabra on April 23, 2014, 04:25:31 PM
If your voice is a loud one, you'll never stop screaming.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Tick on April 23, 2014, 05:38:32 PM
"People who perceive they have the truth have only lies if they truly do not have the truth. Somewhere the truth lies as an absolute. Who knows the real truth is unknown to many but whether or not we know what the real truth is, does not mean it fails to exist. It just means we are not clear on who has the truth and who does not. We only know what we personally believe to be the truth. Either way, it won't stop the real truth from being true." Tick

I'm going to try and memorize that Tick... I hope you don't mind if I use it the next time I'm backed into a corner during a conversation.
:tup
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Red on April 23, 2014, 09:57:41 PM
Something really bad has happened.... I've fallen in love...
How can I continue with my suicidal / depressing music project when I feel this fucking good.

Wow. That's amazing. I've had the same kind of experience recently where I was going through a very hard time supressing my feelings for this girl I really like. That period of torture lasted 3 months, and when I couldn't live with it anymore I let her know that I like her and wanted to go out with her.

I felt good to let it all out and let her know my feelings. But things gone downhill ever since - if that's a right way to put it.

That's part of life, I guess. Finding love is probably the most profound life experience, in my opinion.

Anyway, I hope you can continue creating your music - regardless of the happy and positive moments that you may be experiencing each day. Remember to keep smiling - that'll help.   :)
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: kirksnosehair on April 24, 2014, 12:52:06 PM
"People who perceive they have he truth have only lies if they truly do not have the truth. Somewhere the truth lies as an absolute. Who knows the real truth is unknown to many but whether or not we know what the real truth is, does not mean it fails to exist. It just means we are not clear on who has the truth and who does not. We only know what we personally believe to be the truth. Either way, it won't stop the real truth from being true." Tick



(https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/55966936/pics/epic.gif)
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Tick on April 24, 2014, 01:21:17 PM
"People who perceive they have the truth have only lies if they truly do not have the truth. Somewhere the truth lies as an absolute. Who knows the real truth is unknown to many but whether or not we know what the real truth is, does not mean it fails to exist. It just means we are not clear on who has the truth and who does not. We only know what we personally believe to be the truth. Either way, it won't stop the real truth from being true." Tick



(https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/55966936/pics/epic.gif)
:lol :rollin :lol :tup
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Sketchy on April 24, 2014, 03:19:05 PM
 Laser beans
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: jingle.boy on April 26, 2014, 08:02:55 AM
???

Was that in response to my post ? :o

Koto... no, this is the RANDOM post thread.  Sorry I left you hanging for like 7 weeks.  I don't pop in here too much.  If I'm responding to a post, I'll either plop in a "^", or quote it.  Don't get me wrong, you can be a lol-worthy knob, but you aren't a dick (imo).   :lol
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Lucien on April 26, 2014, 03:30:16 PM
Colors in my mind, happy events, impending doom.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: TioJorge on April 26, 2014, 10:20:35 PM
A million ways to lose control

I've got coloUrflow in mind.

 :heart :heart :millahhhh
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: kirksnosehair on April 29, 2014, 01:20:02 PM
I don't see how you could possibly fit all of that stuff up there?  I mean, look at that thing!  It's HUGE!!  :eek
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: TioJorge on April 29, 2014, 01:22:50 PM
I want someone to make an entirely serious song called Pigeonhole of Love.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Lucien on April 29, 2014, 05:28:21 PM
Soon, I will help my new best friends jump into the forest of the lesser-known. Don't break any bones jumping off that wall!
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Tick on April 30, 2014, 11:44:56 AM
It bothers me when I see people demand respect for their beliefs when they mock the beliefs of others. Why do you expect something you are unwilling to give to others?
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Podaar on April 30, 2014, 12:54:49 PM
It bothers me when I see people demand respect for their beliefs when they mock the beliefs of others. Why do you expect something you are unwilling to give to others?

That depends. Not all beliefs are on equal footing evidence wise, i.e. belief in the accuracy of the Big Bang theory isn't equal to belief in garden gnomes. Now, I agree with you if someone is ridiculing Astrology while demanding respect for Homeopathy. That would be silly.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Tick on April 30, 2014, 02:51:21 PM
It bothers me when I see people demand respect for their beliefs when they mock the beliefs of others. Why do you expect something you are unwilling to give to others?

That depends. Not all beliefs are on equal footing evidence wise, i.e. belief in the accuracy of the Big Bang theory isn't equal to belief in garden gnomes. Now, I agree with you if someone is ridiculing Astrology while demanding respect for Homeopathy. That would be silly.
That's not the point. Point is...
If you mock, belittle and disrespect someones religious faith, political view, etc...don't get self righteous when someone doesn't have any respect for yours.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: JayOctavarium on April 30, 2014, 03:17:07 PM
Sorry... I didn't realize you were a cop.   ::)

:police:  :police:  :police:

Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Kotowboy on April 30, 2014, 03:39:38 PM
This might sound weird - but - I've always found it easier to be "funny" when doing a voice.

It's almost as if the character dictates the things you should say and things you may not think of otherwise.

Does that make any sense at all ? :p
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Kotowboy on April 30, 2014, 04:41:47 PM
" I wish religion didn't exist. Imagine people not giving a shit what others believe..."


...:lol
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Tick on May 03, 2014, 01:20:19 PM
I wish people didn't wish, but since I'm wishing I'm a liar.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Tick on May 03, 2014, 01:27:23 PM
OMG! All those years I picked out cereals based on the toy surprise then opened the bag and dug my arm to the bottom of the bag to get it when all I had to do was open the box from the opposite end! A revelation 40 years too late!
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Kotowboy on May 10, 2014, 06:50:20 PM
Louis CK is shite.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: kingshmegland on May 10, 2014, 07:03:38 PM
He sure is!


I just saw a picture on Facebook of Vegetarian Ham.  My world is crushed.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Lucien on May 10, 2014, 07:04:35 PM
Looking for distractions. Need to stop.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Podaar on May 14, 2014, 02:24:05 PM
Man kegels...gotta love 'em.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: black_biff_stadler on May 15, 2014, 09:17:54 PM
I wanna meet a gal whose two favorite bands in 2004 were Green Day and Pink Floyd so we can be bf and gf.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: DebraKadabra on May 16, 2014, 02:19:49 AM
 :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin

C'mon chicken noodle soup, do yo thang.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: black_biff_stadler on May 16, 2014, 10:39:53 PM
After discovering Kitana cosplay vids ten years too late, I'm gonna be particularly short on free time for the next few weeks.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: senecadawg2 on May 16, 2014, 10:44:52 PM
For a vegetarian, I sure have spent a decent amount of time eating meat recently.

After discovering Kitana cosplay vids ten years too late, I'm gonna be particularly short on free time for the next few weeks.

Don't be shy, show us the video you made.

 
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: black_biff_stadler on May 16, 2014, 10:46:56 PM
But the fans don't fully cover my fanny :blush

For a vegetarian, I sure have spent a decent amount of time eating meat recently.

FUCK YEAH!!!!! This pleases me immeasurably. What kinda shit have you been grubbin on, cuz?
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: senecadawg2 on May 16, 2014, 11:04:43 PM
If I'm being honest, I try to stay away from the meat that disposes of shit, as that's not quite my style (or hers)  ;)

Sorry if that's disappointing. I've still not ever eaten meat for real.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: black_biff_stadler on May 16, 2014, 11:31:03 PM
Oh, so you've been munchin some red snapper, yeah?
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: senecadawg2 on May 16, 2014, 11:46:55 PM
You serve as a constant reminder that there's still much for me to learn about the world- I've never heard of red snapper as a euphemism. I do try, occasionally. It's a skill I can safely say that I haven't quite mastered yet, but that's okay. Live and learn  :corn
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: black_biff_stadler on May 17, 2014, 12:31:10 AM
Through face's flexible grace, you're learning to eat.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Grizz on May 17, 2014, 11:48:21 AM
I wonder s why America never got cable radio...
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: black_biff_stadler on May 17, 2014, 09:56:09 PM
Sounds quite similar to Sirius/XM. Fill me in if there's something I'm missing.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Grizz on May 18, 2014, 06:53:45 PM
Yeah, in a way, but I'm thinking before TV took off.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: black_biff_stadler on May 18, 2014, 11:07:53 PM
Probably because TV was a far more immersive reflection of our daily lives than radio could ever be since it added the visual element. I imagine folks could only be huddled on a couch with the remaining family members stuck on the floor (I'm imagining this because of the generally bigger families combined with more modest furniture layouts of America back during the pre-TV era) for so long before they were ready to head off to bed or read a book. TV probably made it far more enticing to stay glued to the same medium of entertainment for ungodly amounts of time.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: ? on May 19, 2014, 08:51:53 AM
Why does the day I start my summer job have to be the hottest day of the year so far? :censored
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Onno on June 10, 2014, 08:28:58 AM
Modular forms and elliptic curves! Infinite fire revolving around infinite parallels! Fractals of infinite reality, each cascading, gliding in an infinite wheel!
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: BlobVanDam on June 10, 2014, 08:30:05 AM
Modular forms and elliptic curves! Infinite fire revolving around infinite parallels! Fractals of infinite reality, each cascading, gliding in an infinite wheel!

Sounds like a spirograph. :lol
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Lucien on June 10, 2014, 08:56:10 AM
Modular forms and elliptic curves! Infinite fire revolving around infinite parallels! Fractals of infinite reality, each cascading, gliding in an infinite wheel!

You need to chill, dude..
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Onno on June 11, 2014, 01:00:00 AM
Modular forms and elliptic curves! Infinite fire revolving around infinite parallels! Fractals of infinite reality, each cascading, gliding in an infinite wheel!

You need to chill, dude..
:biggrin:

TELL ME THE TRUE NATURE OF MY REALITY!!
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Kotowboy on June 11, 2014, 05:28:49 AM
I need to get a job I enjoy pronto or just not wake up tomorrow.

I don't care anymore.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Grizz on June 11, 2014, 01:41:32 PM
Modular forms and elliptic curves! Infinite fire revolving around infinite parallels! Fractals of infinite reality, each cascading, gliding in an infinite wheel!

You need to chill, dude..
:biggrin:

TELL ME THE TRUE NATURE OF MY REALITY!!
Everything is immaterial. And you know that reality is immaterial.
This is not reality.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: bosk1 on June 11, 2014, 02:18:00 PM
Shark week used to be cool.  But it's been done to death.  And it is annoying that it still cannot decide whether its focus is on how deadly sharks are as maneating machines or on how misunderstood and endangered they are.

I propose Discovery immediately initiate Cow Week.  I mean, what other animal is made out of steak, burgers, and leather?  That makes cows by far the coolest of the animals.  Discovery (or possibly Food Network) needs to get on this right away.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: kingshmegland on June 11, 2014, 03:24:02 PM
And name it, "Leather & Taste".
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Phoenix87x on June 11, 2014, 07:08:56 PM
Love is so fucking dangerous, sometimes I don't even know why I bother.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Jaffa on June 11, 2014, 11:36:41 PM
What kind of strange person is offended by Buddhism?!?
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Kotowboy on June 12, 2014, 08:11:02 AM
What kind of strange person is offended by Buddhism?!?

I dunno. People who have a phobia of orange shower curtains??
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Podaar on July 21, 2014, 09:33:05 AM
After all these years I still have trust issues? Really? How pathetic is that?  :sadpanda:
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: kirksnosehair on July 23, 2014, 07:54:02 AM
Do farts have lumps?


(https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/55966936/pics/s9.gif)



Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: puppyonacid on July 24, 2014, 10:38:47 AM
The scariest thing about there being no God is that some people will just get away with it.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: TioJorge on July 24, 2014, 12:20:34 PM
and it's a homemade puzzle OF YOURS!  :coolio
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Grizz on July 24, 2014, 03:23:26 PM
Do farts have lumps?


(https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/55966936/pics/s9.gif)
Neither air nor liquid have a definite shape and conform to their container, so unless the container has a lump, no.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Kotowboy on July 25, 2014, 02:26:38 PM
Here's a puzzler !

I'm pretty damn anxious in my day to day life and get fearful and withdrawn in social situations.

But i've never once had a problem with playing music live in front of people. No matter how big / small the crowd.

There's not once been that feeling of " oh crap - people will be looking at me playing music - what If I make a mistake ? "

It's so weird because I cannot speak infront of a crowd confidently to save my life - but I can show off when playing live.

It's not even that i'm that confident playing my instrument. I just don't get stage fright in the slightest.

Thoughts ?

Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: TioJorge on July 25, 2014, 10:53:40 PM
How much chuck could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could operate a chainsaw? Prolly like, a bunch.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: JayOctavarium on July 26, 2014, 02:29:31 PM
How much chuck could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could operate a chainsaw? Prolly like, a bunch.

:splodetard:
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Grizz on July 28, 2014, 11:50:24 PM
but to chuck something means to throw it, right? so it should really have a catapult.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Lucien on July 29, 2014, 08:12:13 AM
God damnit housing office  >:(
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Tick on July 31, 2014, 04:21:48 PM
The last hour of a work day is kind of like that nightmare you have when your trying to get away from the monster and no matter how fast you try to run your going in slow motion.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: kingshmegland on July 31, 2014, 05:02:32 PM
I saw a chipmunk in my yard running with a ton of acorns in his mouth.  Amazing to watch them as they carry and store away food for the winter.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Tick on August 01, 2014, 03:15:47 PM
Feed mayonnaise to tuna fish and eliminate the middle man.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Podaar on August 01, 2014, 03:33:41 PM
Treble hook. Gonads. These things do not belong together.

Be warned!
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Tick on August 15, 2014, 08:13:30 AM
I woke up screaming in a pool of sweat. 3:00 am. Disoriented and confused, I have already forgotten the horror I just awoke from. I get to my feet and stagger to the bathroom trembling inside. You can't hide from the fear when it takes hold. I walk into the room to the faint glow of the blue nightlight and see a head sticking up out of the toilet bowl. Am I dreaming? Could this all be real? I do what my first instinct tells me to do and I quickly flush the toilet hoping the horror goes out to sea making things normal again, but much as that wad of paper towels you should not flush down a toilet it clogs the bowl I will now have to something I did not want to do. I will need to call a plumber in the morning. That's going to cost money I don't have. Oh well I can't think about that now, its 3:00 am and I have a nightmare I don't remember to resume.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Tick on August 26, 2014, 10:14:01 AM
Does a smoking hot lesbian get excited when she looks in the mirror?
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: JayOctavarium on August 26, 2014, 10:21:09 AM
Does a smoking hot lesbian get excited when she looks in the mirror?


I would love to know the answer to this.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: TioJorge on August 26, 2014, 10:29:28 AM
 :|
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: kirksnosehair on August 26, 2014, 02:03:27 PM
I'll have my revenge.


Oh, yes, I will have it.  Sweet, cold....with a smell like wet leather.



Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Lucien on August 26, 2014, 05:01:37 PM
lol @ easy college classes
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: JayOctavarium on August 31, 2014, 03:12:44 PM
I want to bowl with Dream Theater.


That would be SO FUCKING BAD ASS OMG
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Sacul on August 31, 2014, 04:04:02 PM
I was so bored today that I created my own language, called Oceane. It has some grammar from English, but simplified. I'm trying to get no irregular verbs nor phrasal verbs. The structure is quite simple: Subject + Object + Verb or Object + Subject + Verb. Words do not have genders nor verbs change from person, thus it stays infinitive no matter the person if it is in present - I'm still trying to figure out the future and past grammar. It's also quite poetic and beautiful, inspired by the Japanese's flow. And the pronunciation is like in Spanish, so you won't have to guess how to pronounce a word.
On Oceane anar ezora. (I love to write in Oceane). Names change a bit, so The Name of the Wind, by Patrick Rothfuss would be like De Nonble lel Vienno, lor Patrickan Rothfussen.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: TioJorge on September 01, 2014, 12:16:42 AM
Death suit.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: TioJorge on September 01, 2014, 01:08:57 AM
Oooo DTF is up late tonight! (From where I'm sittin)

PURPOSEFUL DOUBLE POST OOOOOOO WHAT MODS WHAT WHAT RENEGADE IN THE HIZZY.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: TioJorge on September 07, 2014, 11:38:56 PM
You can't polish a turd. But you can use it to grow a nice little flower friend.

P.S. AW MAN I FORGOT I POSTED LAST FUCK YOU GUYS I'LL END THIS THREAD. I END EVERYTHING. THEY CALL ME THE THREAD EATER.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: ThatOneGuy2112 on September 08, 2014, 09:11:03 AM
You can't polish a turd. But you can use it to grow a nice little flower friend.

Oh really now?

(http://img1.catalog.video.msn.com/Image.aspx?uuid=a446ba8a-7310-43c9-bcd3-ff0230bf4659&w=400&h=300&so=4)
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Lucien on September 08, 2014, 10:14:30 AM
You can't polish a turd. But you can use it to grow a nice little flower friend.

Oh really now?

(http://img1.catalog.video.msn.com/Image.aspx?uuid=a446ba8a-7310-43c9-bcd3-ff0230bf4659&w=400&h=300&so=4)

 :|
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: sneakyblueberry on September 08, 2014, 03:53:34 PM
fucking essays for uni fuck you for existing.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: puppyonacid on September 09, 2014, 05:11:04 AM
The reason I never put on weight is simple....people keep claiming their pound of flesh.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: jingle.boy on September 09, 2014, 08:36:28 AM
Seriously!?!?!  How fucking hard is this to comprehend?!?
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Elite on September 09, 2014, 01:27:10 PM
Random thought: I probably should go back to posting here more often. It's been a while since I really took the time to be DTF.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: jingle.boy on September 09, 2014, 02:40:18 PM
Random thought: I probably should go back to posting here more often. It's been a while since I really took the time to be DTF.

Yes, you should.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: TioJorge on September 11, 2014, 01:31:53 AM
Sometimes I like to think about what it would be like to have the power to end the world with a simple choice of 'yes' or 'no'.


At the very least, the human race. See this planet's true potential tapped into and maybe even realized. With humans, that potential is undoubtedly, assuredly unachievable in every single possibility that we exist in. It's as impossible as trying to prove there is or isn't a god that created any of this. That thought alone makes me want to curl up in a ball and sleep forever and simultaneously make me want to live forever and explore it all.


Fucking brain. Fuck you bro.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: RoeDent on September 11, 2014, 02:13:24 AM
If I hear a song first thing in the morning, quite often that song will pop back into my head last thing at night, after (and despite) hearing all the other songs I listen to during that day.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: puppyonacid on September 11, 2014, 03:41:44 AM
Abusers are often the first to scream "abuse!"
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: sneakyblueberry on September 11, 2014, 09:44:36 AM
Abusers are often the first to scream "abuse!"

I hope this doesn't relate to your own personal experience :(
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Elite on September 11, 2014, 09:50:57 AM
I should think before I piss off people.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: puppyonacid on September 11, 2014, 09:51:21 AM
Abusers are often the first to scream "abuse!"

I hope this doesn't relate to your own personal experience :(

It does but not in any physical way.

More emotional blackmail, control, manipulation. That sort of stuff. I'm over 3 years out and still being subjected to it. But hey ho. I have a great support network.

I'm ok though :)
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Tick on September 11, 2014, 10:23:07 AM
Life is stressful
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: sneakyblueberry on September 11, 2014, 05:18:32 PM
I just bought a 40 oz of tasty ass ginger beer and I'm thinking how awesome it is going to be to sit in the sun and drink it whilst having a cigarette <3

No stress here.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: JayOctavarium on September 11, 2014, 08:58:29 PM
He's a local legend. Kinda like Yoda. I'm fucking Luke getting trained by Yoda!
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Zydar on September 12, 2014, 05:42:40 AM
There's plenty of room at the Hotel California.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Tick on September 12, 2014, 03:06:09 PM
The high road seems to be the road less traveled these days
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: TioJorge on September 13, 2014, 12:16:45 AM
I'M GONNA FUCK YOUR FACE OFF!  :heart :police:
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: sneakyblueberry on September 13, 2014, 01:44:57 AM
schmuck your face off
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Lucien on September 13, 2014, 07:15:08 PM
My toilet water is homosexual.

Unless it's female. Hmm....
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: TioJorge on September 14, 2014, 04:09:13 PM
Ohhhh boo hoo, woe is me, everybody wants to fuck me...said the cunt with a black hole for a cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt CUNT.


I hate women. Fuck you all. Except the ones on this board.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: ? on September 16, 2014, 08:44:51 AM
From the journalism lecture today: "Is Barbie a virgin?"
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Podaar on September 16, 2014, 01:11:37 PM
I realize your asshole is also an orifice but it would be much easier for you to understand me if you listen with your ear instead!
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Chino on September 16, 2014, 01:26:28 PM
From the journalism lecture today: "Is Barbie a virgin?"

Barbie's a total slut.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Lucien on September 16, 2014, 11:06:50 PM
Remind me never to procrastinate again...

(http://www.dreamtheaterforums.org/forumavatars/avatar_7653_1410405652.jpg)
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Tick on September 17, 2014, 08:43:07 AM
I just got finished mowing the lawn for probably only the second time in over a month. Due to lack of rain it just hasn't needed it. The front lawn is pretty much straw in most of the area. Then I thought about so many people who water there lawns on a regular basis. I don't ever water my lawn. I mean, how selfish is it to waste all that water when you consider the fact there are millions of people who have yet to do the ice bucket challenge!
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: TioJorge on September 17, 2014, 10:41:57 AM
 :lol
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Podaar on September 18, 2014, 08:08:25 AM
Should I worry about the chemicals the pest control man uses if he's constantly shaking like a dog shitting razor blades?!
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: JayOctavarium on September 18, 2014, 08:58:35 AM
Today IS a good day to die (from ODing on coffee...)
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Tick on September 18, 2014, 11:05:54 AM
Today IS a good day to die (from ODing on coffee...)
(http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lceezdNAt91qcdaji.gif)
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: kingshmegland on September 18, 2014, 11:14:36 AM
I can fall asleep no problem drinking coffee all day.  my bladder on the other hands says, "The hell you are sleeping."
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Chino on September 18, 2014, 12:39:39 PM
I can fall asleep no problem drinking coffee all day.  my bladder on the other hands says, "The hell you are sleeping."

I'm the same way. I'll drink a 24oz at 9:00 and be out cold by 10:00.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Kotowboy on September 18, 2014, 04:48:55 PM
Whoever came up with the name " Foghorn Leghorn " is a comedy genius.  :rollin

So random but hysterical.

Most of the Warner Brothers' cartoon characters have hilariously random names like " Speedy Gonzales " :lol
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: JayOctavarium on September 18, 2014, 04:54:52 PM
Most of the Warner Brothers' cartoon characters have hilariously random names like " Speedy Gonzales " :lol


(http://memeorama.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/thats-racist-mexican-gif.gif)
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Kotowboy on September 18, 2014, 04:59:40 PM
Totes don't Give a Fuckerooni TBH m8.  :hat
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: JayOctavarium on September 18, 2014, 05:11:54 PM
Totes?  Fuckerooni? TBH? m8?


I JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND.











Random thought: Don't fucking call out an hour before your shift and leave us scrambling to fill it. Either come in or find your own coverage   >:( :censored >:(
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Kotowboy on September 18, 2014, 05:14:23 PM
The Fly Zapper in the kitchen at work is a total BUZZ KILL :neverusethis:
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: JayOctavarium on September 18, 2014, 05:21:57 PM
:icy:
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Kotowboy on September 18, 2014, 05:28:52 PM
:icy: :icy: :icy: :icy: :icy:
:icy: :icy: :icy: :icy: :icy:
:icy: :icy: :neverusethis:     :icy: :icy:
:icy: :icy: :icy: :icy: :icy:
:icy: :icy: :icy: :icy: :icy:
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: TioJorge on September 18, 2014, 09:18:36 PM
Pray for where our hearts lead us now.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Jaffa on September 19, 2014, 12:16:45 AM
Sometimes I feel like a jigsaw piece trying to find a place in the wrong puzzle. 
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Sacul on September 19, 2014, 09:48:39 AM
I think I shouldn't spend too much time on this forum. This site is good for procrastination.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: TioJorge on September 19, 2014, 11:05:02 AM
Indeed...it's the PERFECT TRAP.


Your breath smells like a baby fart...passing through an onion...
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Harmony on September 19, 2014, 06:08:11 PM
Turn indicators are actually useful devices.  I wish more people knew about them.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: TioJorge on September 19, 2014, 10:20:56 PM
LOOKIN' LIKE A ZOMBIE, WALKIN' LIKE A CHICKEN!
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Lucien on September 19, 2014, 10:53:37 PM
Rain please.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: TioJorge on September 20, 2014, 09:55:10 PM
Alright uh, later doods. S you in your A's, don't wear a C and J all over your B's!
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Lucien on September 20, 2014, 11:19:56 PM
Where are you, sky?
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: kingshmegland on September 21, 2014, 07:40:17 AM
Every time I want to mow the lawn it rains.  Somebody is messing with me.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: TioJorge on September 21, 2014, 08:37:09 PM
*Fighting Level 9 Pikachu in Smash 3DS*


I WILL SMACK YOUR FACE OFF YOUR FACE!!!
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Nel on September 21, 2014, 11:35:27 PM
I don't know what disgusts me more: that they bastardized a Foreigner song to sell Hot Pockets or that the guy singing it sings it like it's supposed to be an AC/DC song.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: BlobVanDam on September 21, 2014, 11:50:11 PM
I don't know what disgusts me more: that they bastardized a Foreigner song to sell Hot Pockets or that the guy singing it sings it like it's supposed to be an AC/DC song.

I would take a crazy wild stab in the dark and guess that it's based on Hot Blooded? :lol
Session singers for ads are always amusing. AC/DC style vocals would fit that song fine though, I'd think.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Nel on September 22, 2014, 12:03:40 AM
I would take a crazy wild stab in the dark and guess that it's based on Hot Blooded? :lol

Yep.  :lol

I heard the ad, and was like, "Okay, it's an AC/DC song, but which one... this is fucking Hot Blooded. Why is this guy trying to sing like Brian Johnson for a Foreigner song?!" You're right, though, that voice does fit that song really well. But it put my brain in a knot when I heard it.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: BlobVanDam on September 22, 2014, 12:10:26 AM
Is this the ad?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fSldY-AYK8s

:lol I'd bet anything that singer is in an AC/DC cover band on weekends.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Nel on September 22, 2014, 12:23:25 AM
Yeah, that's the one.  :lol
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: BlobVanDam on September 22, 2014, 12:27:48 AM
I always jokingly say that you know you're past it when your songs are being covered on ads with changed lyrics. I hope the royalties are good enough compensation for being that degraded. :lol

We currently have an ad that has a version of Down on the Corner by Creedance, with changed lyrics about picking up kids from sport etc. And there was the diaper commercial with Can't Touch This. STOP! POTTY TIME! :lol
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Harmony on September 22, 2014, 05:50:54 PM
Every time I want to mow the lawn it rains.  Somebody is messing with me.

Same here, but instead of the lawn, it is washing my car.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Lucien on September 24, 2014, 11:20:00 PM
Fear is a grand thing.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: kirksnosehair on September 25, 2014, 08:41:40 AM
Dude.....seriously?  How much puss is going to ooze out of that thing and why is it brownish green?
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: sneakyblueberry on September 25, 2014, 07:08:28 PM
Every time I want to mow the lawn it rains.  Somebody is messing with me.

Same here, but I plan it that way  :coolio
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Podaar on September 26, 2014, 08:09:12 AM
I'd love to get that done for you but I've got to get these fucking Hobbits to Isengard today!
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Tick on September 26, 2014, 11:16:21 AM
You can't kill time, you can only waste it.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: kingshmegland on September 26, 2014, 11:22:18 AM
I was on the main page looking to see what section I was going to read on DTF and the 2 names that popped up for the latest posts were in this order, Tick & TAC.


Can't make this stuff up.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: RoeDent on September 26, 2014, 11:39:33 AM
As there isn't a thread for it:

Wonderful afternoon session for Europe at the Ryder Cup!
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Tick on September 26, 2014, 11:43:22 AM
I was on the main page looking to see what section I was going to read on DTF and the 2 names that popped up for the latest posts were in this order, Tick & TAC.


Can't make this stuff up.
Well, you can but...
(http://www.baconcoma.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/Bacon-Tic-Tacs.jpg)
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: kingshmegland on September 26, 2014, 11:56:28 AM
 :lol

I know many guys that would buy that.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Podaar on September 26, 2014, 04:10:06 PM
I'm pretty sure that's not supposed to smell like asparagus pee.

 :|
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: James Mypetgiress on September 27, 2014, 02:52:34 PM
DTF is like my surrogate family. Whilst my real family has pushed me away for being a tiny, tiny man with an obsession with obscure prog groups and strong anti-censorship, not one person here has screamed at me to go die in a fire, or left me on a church doorstep in a basket, with a note saying "I can't take this any more!"
I love you guys!
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: eric42434224 on September 27, 2014, 03:54:56 PM
I have to admit, I really do enjoy the smell of my own farts.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: JayOctavarium on September 27, 2014, 06:42:28 PM
There's always one more mask
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: James Mypetgiress on September 28, 2014, 01:22:22 AM
There's always one more mask

Is that mask always behind the stained glass?
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: JayOctavarium on September 28, 2014, 09:49:15 AM
There's always one more mask

Is that mask always behind the stained glass?

:|

I was praying you wouldn't ask...
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: James Mypetgiress on September 28, 2014, 01:46:20 PM
There's always one more mask

Is that mask always behind the stained glass?

:|

I was praying you wouldn't ask...
Are you also desperate to fall behind a great wall that separates us all?
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: JayOctavarium on September 28, 2014, 03:33:58 PM
Dafuq are you talking about?




Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: James Mypetgiress on September 29, 2014, 12:14:30 PM
Dafuq are you talking about?
I'm continuing the silent man jokes. I don't listen to it too often so I may have got the lyrics wrong/in the wrong order.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Tick on October 03, 2014, 08:19:14 AM
You have to love Buick's ad campaign...Because everyone is just dying to buy a car from a company so irrelevant, no one has a clue what their vehicles even look like. Brilliant.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: James Mypetgiress on October 03, 2014, 09:41:14 AM
Jesus loves everyone, minus Jesus, because Jesus stole Jesus' name from Jesus.
Oh, Jesus or do I mean oh, Jesus?
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: JayOctavarium on October 07, 2014, 09:23:47 AM
Dafuq are you talking about?
I'm continuing the silent man jokes. I don't listen to it too often so I may have got the lyrics wrong/in the wrong order.


Silent who?


ARE YOU CALLING ME A MIME!?!???!
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: James Mypetgiress on October 07, 2014, 11:17:56 AM
Dafuq are you talking about?
I'm continuing the silent man jokes. I don't listen to it too often so I may have got the lyrics wrong/in the wrong order.


Silent who?


ARE YOU CALLING ME A MIME!?!???!
Now I'm confused... 😳
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: JayOctavarium on October 07, 2014, 10:08:19 PM
Could this be the end?
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: James Mypetgiress on October 09, 2014, 10:34:09 AM
Could this be the end?
Quite possibly. With the current state of the Ebola virus going rampant through west Africa, not surprising you think that.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Zydar on October 09, 2014, 10:35:15 AM
Now wait a minute man.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: JayOctavarium on October 09, 2014, 09:21:58 PM
ROOOOOOOOAAAAARRRR!!!
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: RoeDent on October 10, 2014, 02:46:00 PM
BC&SL is definitely the "joke" album round here.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: sneakyblueberry on October 10, 2014, 10:31:29 PM
BC&SL is definitely the "joke" album round here.

Fuck that, its the last 'good' DT album.

EDIT: I may have misinterpreted your post haha. :)
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: JayOctavarium on October 11, 2014, 12:48:23 AM
The stupidy of some people is just fucking mind blowing.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: James Mypetgiress on October 11, 2014, 04:51:53 AM
Anybody have the mark schemes for the 2014 AQA Exams in Physics, Biology, Chemistry, Maths, English, ICT, German, History & Electronics, because I could really use the heads up!
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Lucien on November 05, 2014, 10:14:12 PM
Let's go exploring!
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: JayOctavarium on November 06, 2014, 08:42:38 PM
Bowling great is pointless when your team is still sucking ass overall .
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Podaar on January 16, 2015, 01:12:00 PM
Oh, man. No, it's not supposed to develop a crust like that. Throw it away.

Eeeeeewwww!
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Sacul on January 16, 2015, 01:52:26 PM
Is English food too spicy or is my tongue too sensible?
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Elite on January 16, 2015, 01:54:25 PM
English food isn't spicy. Indian food made in England might be.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: JayOctavarium on January 16, 2015, 03:23:28 PM
Thoughts I've had today:

"I'm thirsty
"Because driving is hard"
"I need to go to the bathroom"
"Because maps are complicated"
"Rollercoaster 1 looks too intense for me"
"Because apparently you're just an idiot"
"Wow this place is really need and tidy"
"Please... please allow me to take a shit in piece"
"God damn it... Why is he calling me just as I'm sitting down to take a shit?"
"I wanna go home"
"Because fuck you. That's why"
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Grizz on January 17, 2015, 10:08:14 PM
Thoughts I've had today:

"I'm thirsty
"I need to go to the bathroom"
"Rollercoaster 1 looks too intense for me"
"Wow this place is really need and tidy"
"I wanna go home"
"If this guest doesn't stop whining he'll soon be thinking 'Help! I'm drowning!'"
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Podaar on February 05, 2015, 11:42:14 AM
I miss LHK... :'(
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Sacul on February 05, 2015, 07:36:27 PM
So, I went from this piping hot summer to freezing myself to the bones in England and back to this wonderful heat - I love you Earth.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Podaar on February 17, 2015, 09:43:32 AM
Should I be worried about my sinus congestion if when I blow my nose my nostrils try to pinch if off?
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Tick on February 18, 2015, 07:06:12 AM
BG2EO2015

Be good to each other 2015
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Podaar on May 22, 2015, 01:50:22 PM
...I've been misunderstood.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Podaar on May 28, 2015, 02:40:04 PM
Ooooo, look! Cheerios! Come on everybody, let's piss on 'em!
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: James Mypetgiress on May 31, 2015, 10:17:47 AM
:friday:
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Tick on June 02, 2015, 07:45:51 AM
Things have been rough for me lately. Have not mentioned anything on the board.
There is a saying, "baseball is a metaphor for life" I never really understood what that meant. But I was thinking this morning that life is a bit like baseball. You can get by in life for awhile if you can hit the fast ball, but if you want to stay in the major leagues sooner or later you have to learn to hit the curve.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: JayOctavarium on June 02, 2015, 11:15:01 AM
Life is so much cleaner on the page
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Tick on June 22, 2015, 09:23:37 AM
 Never look at your beer as half-empty. Look at it as you’re halfway to your next beer.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Sacul on June 22, 2015, 09:41:20 AM
My Clip+ died a few months ago, and I've been listening to music through my crappy smartphone. At least it has Spotify premium. I know - first world problems :lol
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: JayOctavarium on June 22, 2015, 11:46:15 AM
"No. I'm sorry. This isn't a public restroom. There are public restrooms right dow---

...

...


Well fuck you too then.."
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: jingle.boy on June 22, 2015, 09:44:00 PM
Why must you all suck so bad at setting expectations?
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: TAC on June 23, 2015, 01:40:15 PM
Never look at your beer as half-empty. Look at it as you’re halfway to your next beer.
I like it! :metal
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Phoenix87x on June 24, 2015, 03:43:01 AM
Panties are crotch socks
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: sneakyblueberry on June 24, 2015, 04:20:42 AM
Skinny jeans are spandex for the new millenium
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Tick on June 25, 2015, 11:19:03 AM
Skinny jeans are spandex for the new millenium
Yeah, not so much. No heavy metal guitarist would be dead in skinny jeans. Nope. (at least I hope not)
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Tick on July 13, 2015, 06:08:54 AM
Camping...Where you spend a fortune to live a homeless person.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: sneakyblueberry on July 13, 2015, 06:14:54 AM
Skinny jeans are spandex for the new millenium
Yeah, not so much. No heavy metal guitarist would be dead in skinny jeans. Nope. (at least I hope not)

Tons of them wear skinny jeans!
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Tick on July 17, 2015, 09:46:06 AM
If gravity ever decides to leave us, I hope I'm standing on top of the world.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Sacul on July 17, 2015, 10:43:39 AM
Microhouse is an interesting genre.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: KevShmev on July 17, 2015, 08:51:14 PM
Camping...Where you spend a fortune to live a homeless person.

Lol, this!

We did it quite a lot when we were kids, when I had no choice :lol, but I do not get the appeal of camping.  Sleeping outside with the bugs, sweating your ass off, and just feeling icky overall, is not for me.  I'll take a hotel and A/C any day of the week. 
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: jingle.boy on July 17, 2015, 09:06:26 PM
Camping...Where you spend a fortune to live a homeless person.

Lol, this!

We did it quite a lot when we were kids, when I had no choice :lol, but I do not get the appeal of camping.  Sleeping outside with the bugs, sweating your ass off, and just feeling icky overall, is not for me.  I'll take a hotel and A/C any day of the week.

You're my kind of princess.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Tick on July 18, 2015, 01:10:54 PM
Camping...Where you spend a fortune to live a homeless person.

Lol, this!

We did it quite a lot when we were kids, when I had no choice :lol, but I do not get the appeal of camping.  Sleeping outside with the bugs, sweating your ass off, and just feeling icky overall, is not for me.  I'll take a hotel and A/C any day of the week.
Yeah, we went last week for 3 days. What a pain in the balls! All the work and money to be a scummy hobo. I said to my wife, this sucks! I don't to do this anymore.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Phoenix87x on August 01, 2015, 07:26:43 PM
If I ever started a cult, it would be dedicated to worshiping Ralph Macchio




(http://ecelebrityfacts.com/uploads/pages/1409814809ralph%20macchio.jpg)
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: LCArenas on August 01, 2015, 07:31:45 PM
I'VE SEEN FOOTAGE I STAY NOIDED I'VE SEEN FOOTAGE I STAY NOIDED I'VE SEEN FOOTAGE I STAY NOIDED I'VE SEEN FOOTAGE I STAY NOIDED I'VE SEEN FOOTAGE I STAY NOIDED I'VE SEEN FOOTAGE I STAY NOIDED I'VE SEEN FOOTAGE I STAY NOIDED I'VE SEEN
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: KevShmev on August 01, 2015, 07:34:16 PM
Camping...Where you spend a fortune to live a homeless person.

Lol, this!

We did it quite a lot when we were kids, when I had no choice :lol, but I do not get the appeal of camping.  Sleeping outside with the bugs, sweating your ass off, and just feeling icky overall, is not for me.  I'll take a hotel and A/C any day of the week.

You're my kind of princess.

 :metal
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Tick on September 14, 2015, 06:55:43 AM
Everything in life is somewhere else, and you get there in a car
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: gmillerdrake on September 21, 2015, 04:23:02 PM
Not a random thought.....random story.

I stopped in to Q'doba to grab a quick bite to eat before class tonight. As I was paying for my food I had a prompting within to buy the food for the lady behind me in line....so, I did and went to sit to eat.

A few minutes later, she came over to me and said 'Thank you' for buying her dinner....that was so nice....and so on. I just told her (not being preachy here) that I had felt God wanted me to buy her dinner so I did.

She sat at the table behind me and kind of started talking with me....we talked for a bit....she's visiting from New York and was leaving in the morning....so on, just "normal" cordial conversation of which somewhere in there I mentioned I was heading to school tonight. After a few minutes she asks me "So, what time does your class get out tonight?" And I said "Normally, around 10ish...depending on what we cover". She then says "Well, why don't you give me a call after you get out and we can have a late dinner?"  It was at this time I noticed the 'look' she had about her and recognized the tone and implication of what was being proposed. It's been some time since I've been 'hit on' like that but I'm fairly confident she was looking to hook up. I just simply said that was a nice gesture but I really just felt like I should buy her dinner....I stood up and wished her a safe train ride back to NY and left.

I called my wife and told her the story and she just bluntly says...."what do you want a congratulations for not cheating on me?"

 




Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: jingle.boy on September 21, 2015, 10:47:22 PM
Leave it to a wife to burst your bubble.   :lol

You go and strut around like the cock of the walk, bro.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Lucien on September 21, 2015, 11:18:04 PM
Bombast is easy; beauty is hard

Almost torn down the wall, almost made a breakthrough. Just give it more time...
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: gmillerdrake on September 22, 2015, 08:17:27 AM
Leave it to a wife to burst your bubble.   :lol.

Yeah no kidding. I was feelin' good about myself.....like "I still have it" despite knowing I don't  :lol



You go and strut around like the cock of the walk, bro.

I'll try to have an extra pep in my step..... :tup
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Tick on September 24, 2015, 09:53:23 AM
I look in the mirror and see a 50 year old man in ok shape. I walk on a stage and become a 25 year old kid still able to command an audience. I love music!
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Sacul on September 24, 2015, 04:59:20 PM
Ugh, I'm hating freshman year. And college.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Tick on September 29, 2015, 09:36:56 AM
(https://scontent-lga3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/12042967_10201104062119766_4579015413315805874_n.jpg?oh=41a3b5e5b7cbed093daf84c7fb12e837&oe=56AAD376)
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Cedar redaC on October 04, 2015, 02:48:57 PM
Tell a man that there are a trillion stars in the universe, and he will believe you without question. Tell a man that there is wet paint on a wall, and he won't believe it until he touches the wall and gets paint all over his hands.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: TioJorge on October 04, 2015, 03:08:38 PM
I won't believe there are a trillion stars in the universe because I'm pretty positive that there are a lot more than a trillion.  :lol

Also replace 'hands' with 'butt', annnnnd I fixed that for you.

I just noticed as well that in Tick's post there is something VERY FUCKED UP with that hand.  :rollin
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Tick on October 20, 2015, 01:38:28 PM
Tall people smell the sky better than rabbits.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Lucien on October 20, 2015, 02:53:04 PM
Tall people smell the sky better than rabbits.

Do they?
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Kotowboy on October 20, 2015, 02:54:27 PM
Tall people smell the sky better than rabbits.

Do they?

DO THEY ?   :angry:
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Tick on October 20, 2015, 02:57:13 PM
Tall people smell the sky better than rabbits.

Do they?

DO THEY ?   :angry:
obviously...
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Kotowboy on October 20, 2015, 03:00:23 PM
FINE. THAT IS ALL I NEEDED TO KNOW. :angry:
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: RoeDent on October 21, 2015, 08:26:05 AM
Bizarre to think the clocks go back on Sunday.* That time of year already? Woah... Also, for what feels like the first time in ages, it rained today.

*In the UK at least. Maybe even in Europe too, idk.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: jingle.boy on October 21, 2015, 10:31:16 PM
Thanks to George Dubya, North America doesn't go back for 2 1/2 more weeks.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: TioJorge on October 22, 2015, 05:44:47 PM
MUDO IS A GOD DAMN MOTHERFUCKER AND AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHARAOEIRAWP8RUASOIFJASLDJVHA4P98TYASDKHLSH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DIE SPIDER-BABY DIE! DIE DIE DIE!!! *Throws 3DS across the room*
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Lucien on November 23, 2015, 12:22:32 PM
The world acknowledges stupidity as stupidity, so as to help those who are stupid realize it, and I guess their stupidity fine for a while, until somebody gets hurt (by someone else).
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Cedar redaC on November 29, 2015, 08:23:34 PM
Everyone is brainwashed. Who or what washes their brain is up to them.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Coolcat on November 29, 2015, 09:45:01 PM
I wonder why my dad only gave me a small cameo in his new movie gun self-defence for women?  ???
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Podaar on December 04, 2015, 03:10:56 AM
I think I'll go back to bed. Fuck it.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Podaar on December 10, 2015, 02:52:08 PM
Um, no. That's not irony.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Phoenix87x on December 13, 2015, 09:49:02 AM
Ahh, I am really enjoying this lovely 70 degree December afternoon.  :)
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Sub Luna Vitrea on December 20, 2015, 01:22:49 PM
hmm, you know, despite how far i've come, i think i would still like to lose another 15-20 pounds.

(20 minutes later)

hmm, you know, i haven't had oreos in a while.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Prog Snob on December 21, 2015, 05:27:55 AM
pizza
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Sub Luna Vitrea on December 21, 2015, 12:59:03 PM
annie, are you OK?
will you tell us that you're OK?
there's a sign in the window
that he struck you a crescendo Annie
he came into your apartment
he left the bloodstains on the carpet
then you ran into the bedroom
you were struck down
it was your doom

(i think this has been stuck in my head literally since i was a child)
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Prog Snob on December 21, 2015, 01:01:57 PM
My brother's old band covered that - the AAF version though.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Lucien on December 21, 2015, 03:19:07 PM
almost done
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: TioJorge on December 21, 2015, 03:42:31 PM
*Takes hand off penis, exhales deeply and exits private browser window*

Done.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Sacul on December 21, 2015, 03:44:31 PM
I've realised that in any given musical genre, there are several bands that were getting there and set the foundations to it, then some people came, got inspired by those, gave that music their own style, and boom! A new genre is born, and they're hailed as the best representations of it. Then you have another generation of generic copycats that try to emulate that sound, but fail to deliver something creative. From there, a genre can be reborn several times with new, creative young acts that breathe fresh air into them. Or die  :lol
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: TioJorge on December 21, 2015, 04:54:39 PM
I think you just described every single band known to man since the inception of music itself. That is awesome. I can neither argue nor contend with that statement.  :tup :tup
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Prog Snob on December 21, 2015, 05:52:46 PM
almost done

*Takes hand off penis, exhales deeply and exits private browser window*

Done.

Am I to assume you guys were doing something together?
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: TioJorge on December 21, 2015, 06:36:24 PM
BB, you know jealousy really turns me off. I'll still be by later, don't worry.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Prog Snob on December 21, 2015, 06:41:26 PM
The doors unlocked. If I'm asleep, just wake me up the way you know how.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Sacul on December 21, 2015, 08:25:56 PM
I think you just described every single band known to man since the inception of music itself. That is awesome. I can neither argue nor contend with that statement.  :tup :tup
lolno
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Lucien on December 21, 2015, 08:42:08 PM
Am I to assume you guys were doing something together?

he jerked off

I finished some music
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Prog Snob on December 21, 2015, 09:08:40 PM
Am I to assume you guys were doing something together?

he jerked off

I finished some music

So the same thing basically
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Lucien on December 21, 2015, 09:27:47 PM
yeah, tell me this (https://musescore.com/user/100120/scores/1548246) isn't the strongest orgasm
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: KevShmev on December 24, 2015, 01:11:20 PM
I feel like I have mentioned this before, but this scenario happened to me again at work the other day:

*enters the men's room and it's clear that the person just before let loose with a doozy*
*pees quickly, washed my hands, and exits the men's room*
*two seconds later, a co-worker, who clearly saw you leaving, goes to enter, and you just know they are going to go in there and think it was YOU who left that stench in there*

 :facepalm: :facepalm:
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Prog Snob on December 24, 2015, 01:22:44 PM
I feel like I have mentioned this before, but this scenario happened to me again at work the other day:

*enters the men's room and it's clear that the person just before let loose with a doozy*
*pees quickly, washed my hands, and exits the men's room*
*two seconds later, a co-worker, who clearly saw you leaving, goes to enter, and you just know they are going to go in there and think it was YOU who left that stench in there*

 :facepalm: :facepalm:

I've had those same thoughts.  It's actually worse when you're in, say, Starbucks and you use their bathroom. The person who was in there before you obviously ate a few pounds of steamed cabbage. However, on your way out, this gorgeous girl is waiting to go in.... and as soon as you open the door to leave, the smell exits with you. 
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: TioJorge on December 26, 2015, 03:18:17 PM
You know what I really hate? Like, almost unjustifiably so...

When TV shows (mainly) and movies use the way that a tear will fall from the side of your eye while you're laying down because of the pressure on the tear duct to be feigned as an actual tear that is caused from emotion. That shit annoys the everliving fuck out of me.  :lol

Like...they're clearly not 'crying', it's motherfucking leakage you bitches, QUIT TRYIN'A FOOL MEH, IT AIN'T WORKIN'!!!

Gawd. So bad. SO. BAD. It's cringe-worthy. Why. Just why. Not even a question. Cause I don't want to know the answer.

"Guys, I'm in a really good mood and I can't cry and Bob just told me we're out of eyedrops and we need to be wrapped like NOW so can I just lie down for this scene?"

or

"Okay Yngwie, this scene is where you realize you're not as good as you really think you are so you're gonna have to tear up a bit."
/Yngwieaccent "BULLSHIT. FUCKING BULLSHIT." /Yngwieaccent
"Yeah I figured, okay why don't you just lie down for a second?"
/Yngwieaccent "WHY WOULD I DO THAT? YNGWIE DOES NOT LIE DOWN FOR ANYONE" /Yngwieaccent
"Just do it, I want to finish this stupid fucking docu-drama."
/Yngwieaccent "...FINE." /Yngwieaccent
*Lies down*
...
...
*Drip*
"THAT'S A WRAP!"
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Prog Snob on December 26, 2015, 10:13:20 PM
I'm watching Anathema's Universal blu-ray. Untouchable is one of the greatest songs I've ever heard. There isn't a flaw in it. The lyrics are brilliant, the instrumentation is perfect for the mood of the song, and Vinny Cavanagh is such an emotive singer it's hard not to feel the song with him. I love the backing vocals with Danny and Lee. Of course the orchestra adds even more beauty to it.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Sacul on December 26, 2015, 11:12:16 PM
One of my all-time favorites  :heart
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: home on December 27, 2015, 02:32:40 AM
Does anyone think we need more worden to describe flavours? I have tasted quite a few craft Beers lately but I find it hard to say more than this is a sweet or Smokey beer about the flavours without using unrelated words like this tastes like summer.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Prog Snob on December 29, 2015, 09:09:01 PM
Why should we create new words when we have plenty to use in the vocabulary. You underestimate the use of the current vernacular. For example, instead of making some new words to describe a shitty beer, you could say, "that beer tastes like sweaty ass on a humid day in Florida."   Contrarily, for a great tasting beer, you could say, "that beer tastes like a barely touched vagina on the island of Lesbos." 

Speaking of random thoughts, why do we use the slang "old lady" to refer to one's wife, and use the slang "old man" to refer to one's father. Doesn't that seem perverse?
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Sacul on December 29, 2015, 09:32:04 PM
:zydar:

Music related random thought: I've been pretty much obsessed with instrumental hip-hop and trip-hop this year. For a moment it felt like a short phase that would last a few months, but now I'm spining Portishead's self-titled and I still don't get tired of this sound. Never thought I'd end up loving something so far away from prog and metal  :lol
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: TioJorge on December 31, 2015, 05:50:40 PM
Knowing that this is going to be my first New Year's spent sober in a very, very, very, VERY fucking long time (and alone, watching anime, hahahahahahhahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhwaaaaaaaaaahhhhhwaaaaaaahhhh)...I had a supremely morbid thought that is simultaneously unarguably going to come true for a lot of people tonight and could have for me very easily numerous times years past...

How many people, in their drunken excitement and fervor in welcoming the new year...will die before or right when it comes? Probably a good bit. I mean there's always a good bit, but tonight...it's no doubt going to shoot up a few notches, sadly for both the ones that cause it and the ones that are simply unlucky bystanders...and then those that, as the say "is just their time".

Hopefully I'm safe in my room watching anime firmly holding my penis. I think I am. Unless I accidentally rip my penis off. It's a possibility. I think it really is. But just in case I do, I love you all.

I always get weirdly morbid and paranoid of death on New Years, and this year it seems compounded by my still new sobriety... Hmm.. Anime. Save me. Save me from myself. Also boobs and butts.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Prog Snob on December 31, 2015, 06:02:06 PM
Knowing that this is going to be my first New Year's spent sober in a very, very, very, VERY fucking long time (and alone, watching anime, hahahahahahhahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhwaaaaaaaaaahhhhhwaaaaaaahhhh)...I had a supremely morbid thought that is simultaneously unarguably going to come true for a lot of people tonight and could have for me very easily numerous times years past...


You did say sober, right?
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: TioJorge on December 31, 2015, 06:11:34 PM
You shush, I can craugh (cry laugh, of course) while sober!  WHY DON'T YOU JUST GO POST IN THE DRINK THREAD SO I CAN LIVE VICARIOUSLY THROUGH YOU AND BE SAFE BB, BE SAFE!

I mean, I did have a few cups of coffee and a cobbler so I'm probably high in my own way.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Prog Snob on December 31, 2015, 07:12:08 PM
YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HH
HHHH


H
HH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: TioJorge on December 31, 2015, 07:23:05 PM
 :yarr
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Podaar on January 05, 2016, 06:47:54 PM
I've long thought that there are many forumers who have my posts blocked. I'd say, that after today the evidence is clear.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Prog Snob on January 05, 2016, 10:24:31 PM
Did someone say something?
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Sacul on January 05, 2016, 10:55:05 PM

Who you talking to, Prog Snob?

What happened?  :P
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Prog Snob on January 05, 2016, 11:02:32 PM
I've long thought that there are many forumers who have my posts blocked. I'd say, that after today the evidence is clear.

Did I miss something?
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: MetalJunkie on January 06, 2016, 12:23:20 AM
Waterboarding at Guantanamo Bay sounds super rad if you don't know what either of those things are.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Lucien on January 06, 2016, 12:44:09 AM
Waterboarding at Guantanamo Bay sounds super rad if you don't know what either of those things are.

 :lol
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Prog Snob on January 06, 2016, 05:37:43 AM
That's kind of like when a girl asks what you want to do for the evening and you tell her she's in for a shocker.

(http://www.ldawg.com/images/shocker_hand.jpg)
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Sub Luna Vitrea on January 07, 2016, 11:24:32 AM
It really does make perfect sense expressed in dollars and cents, pounds, shillings, and pence. And it doesn't make sense in any other terms, which is sad.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Sacul on January 07, 2016, 06:58:06 PM
In my country we have no special names for different coins, curiously  :P
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Lucien on January 09, 2016, 12:51:31 AM
I feel aware. I see many who are not aware, though speaking to them might change my mind to a few. Not all. Aware of what? Themselves, their own thoughts, in a world of dumb cliches that ought to be eradicated, that they often show themselves as. Some are children. Probably most, as is the internet. Once they become aware of the stupidity around them, they'll see their own writing and realize the same thing.

Some don't, though.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: TioJorge on January 09, 2016, 01:47:43 AM
(http://s14.postimg.org/ifa36v6m7/getejurtj.gif)
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Prog Snob on January 09, 2016, 07:40:07 AM
I wonder what it would be like to be invisible.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Podaar on January 10, 2016, 05:17:55 AM
It's terrific!
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: home on January 10, 2016, 05:40:51 AM
It would be rather cold if your clothes aren't Invisible too...
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Prog Snob on January 10, 2016, 05:47:40 AM
Clothing is trivial
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: kingshmegland on January 10, 2016, 05:48:59 AM
Clothing is trivial

Not with my body. :lol
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Prog Snob on January 10, 2016, 05:57:02 AM
 :lol

The random thoughts thread has turned into the random perverted thoughts thread.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Podaar on January 10, 2016, 06:51:38 AM
That was much darker than I expected. I'm not sure that's healthy. I may need to get it checked.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Prog Snob on January 10, 2016, 07:13:47 AM
I make a killer pot of coffee.  :tup
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: TioJorge on January 24, 2016, 02:06:59 PM
Why does Hulu advertise commercials touting their shows/movies during the commercials on their site. Like, dude...quit being so desperate. I'm here. I'm already subscribed. You don't have to tell me. Clearly, I know. I know all the shit you offer because the only reason I'm watching this weirdly placed commercial is because you decided to advertise to people who are already paying and subscribed.

It's a fucking turn off.


I'm done with you, Hulu.





Not really but it's a fucking WEIRD ad choice. On the other hand it's better than the other bullshit commercials sooo...sure...keep advertising to paying customers. That's cool. Reminders. Yeah. I get it. Nope. I don't.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Sacul on January 24, 2016, 02:50:41 PM
I realize my musical tastes make very little sense :lol
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Podaar on January 28, 2016, 10:04:21 AM
Black licorice? Really? I was worried about it being green for nothing! Shit.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: TioJorge on January 28, 2016, 11:18:11 AM
I know, right? "Black licorice" is a really weird way to spell "Satan's asshole".
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Podaar on January 28, 2016, 11:21:36 AM
 :lol No sh...uh...kidding?

Advancing years has made me pay way too much attention to my expulsions. Orc green was just too disturbing.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Tick on January 29, 2016, 09:02:12 AM
Mr. T eating spaghetti looks awesome on a white backdrop!
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: ASacrificedSon on January 29, 2016, 09:09:12 AM
Honestly, for my school, they should stop FORCING people to take an Ap World Class. Seriously, I got a 1 on the AP test as well as many others and that did not look good for colleges at all.
And yes, I said forced. T.T
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: TioJorge on February 03, 2016, 01:06:02 PM
So I'm listening to an album on Youtube and you know what tickles the fuck out of me every damn time?

The UBER OFFICIAL rights that every swinging dick so brilliantly slaps on the video description. I mean...first and foremost, "Rights to the respective people" is just...damn, bro. Damn. You must have graduated from Harvard Law. That's just... Nope. NOPE! Second...I hope that these goobers aren't so ignorant that they think this is going to be any kind of saving grace if any of the bands' labels were to force them to take it down. It's almost always the big commercial bands/singers' label's that actually do something about it, and with the bands that I've been listening to on YT, they'd just be happy for the exposure, it's just the thought of some poor fool thinking "Alright, alright...I'm safe. I've got their rights down. I mean, it's right there. They can read it. Yeah. Read your rights!"
Equates to...
"Yo label, I'mma let you talk but I just wanna say you got your rights".

Yes. That is the legal, official format in which you cite the rights of the band. You good, you good. Carry on, counselor.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: BlobVanDam on February 03, 2016, 08:53:15 PM
The funniest is all the people who put something like "NO COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENT INTENDED". Oh well that makes it ok then. Good to see you've legally covered yourself. :lol

-But your honor, if you look under the video, you'll clearly see that my client has added "no copyright infringement intended" under his video.
-I've seen enough here. Case dismissed!
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Lynxo on February 08, 2016, 06:48:33 AM
The funniest is all the people who put something like "NO COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENT INTENDED". Oh well that makes it ok then. Good to see you've legally covered yourself. :lol

-But your honor, if you look under the video, you'll clearly see that my client has added "no copyright infringement intended" under his video.
-I've seen enough here. Case dismissed!
Yeah, I also crack up everytime I see that.  :lol And I see many who starts their video with "I do not own this property, this company do. I only advertise their material". Oh really, that's what you're doing? :lol
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Prog Snob on February 08, 2016, 01:14:10 PM
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: home on February 08, 2016, 03:05:42 PM
Ex Machina is an amazing movie, I love how as viewer you really start to feel for Ava and then the end....  :omg:
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: TioJorge on February 08, 2016, 05:01:19 PM
Psh, speak for yourself. I was all "Spread dem robotic legs, guuuuurl".











Just kidding, that movie was fucked up.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: TioJorge on February 12, 2016, 06:11:25 PM
You know you know you know, you know?
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Podaar on February 13, 2016, 04:13:13 PM
I do?
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Lucien on February 21, 2016, 10:14:17 PM
My toilet can be really kinky sometimes.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Adami on February 21, 2016, 10:34:28 PM
Men really do ruin everything.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Prog Snob on February 21, 2016, 10:40:40 PM
Why does it look like Al Sharpton's head is way too big for his body.... especially since it's empty....hmmm
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Lucien on February 24, 2016, 05:06:48 AM
I should not be awake. Let's see what I can do.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Sacul on February 26, 2016, 10:49:52 PM
I need a gf.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Sacul on March 11, 2016, 10:44:37 PM
How sad is that I have met very few truly interesting people in my life so far. And none of them female  :'(
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: home on March 14, 2016, 10:38:10 AM
How sad is that I have met very few truly interesting people in my life so far. And none of them female  :'(
Sacul, sometimes people can be waaay more interesting than they appear, it's funny how much a first impression of someone can be completely wrong after having a conversion with them :azn:
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Train of Naught on March 14, 2016, 10:51:34 AM
How sad is that I have met very few truly interesting people in my life so far. And none of them female  :'(
Sacul, sometimes people can be waaay more interesting than they appear, it's funny how much a first impression of someone can be completely wrong after having a conversion with them :azn:
Seconding this.

Some of my best (male and female) friends seemed really shallow and uninteresting to me when I first met them. If you're like me and don't have the outgoing type of personality you're simply not going to find out in one day/conversation.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: RoeDent on March 14, 2016, 10:51:53 AM
What a lovely couple of days we've had, weather-wise. The weather has definitely turned more spring-like over the weekend. The fact the sun's still up at 6pm is a good thing too.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Lucien on March 28, 2016, 06:09:34 PM
Death was and will be good.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Sacul on March 28, 2016, 06:15:40 PM
I might be falling in love with someone 400 km away who I've only met once, and it's 4 years younger than me but with who I (we) connect a lot. Trying my best not to lose my head.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: home on April 22, 2016, 07:37:50 AM
Sometimes life is just f**cking confusing  :angry:
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Lucien on April 22, 2016, 07:47:42 AM
Someday, you lovable guy. Someday.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: kirksnosehair on April 22, 2016, 08:26:45 AM
Dude, that sausage....seriously man, put that thing away.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: home on May 03, 2016, 02:46:05 PM
Sometimes life is just f**cking confusing  :angry:

You know, I think it are mainly feeling that make life so damn confusing sometimes. Look at people who are angry or in love, acting completely unrational...
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Sacul on May 03, 2016, 04:38:52 PM
It's been weird I haven't listened to any music all day long.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: home on May 04, 2016, 12:39:42 AM
It's been weird I haven't listened to any music all day long.
Sometimes you need absence of something or someone to realisere how much you treasure that something or someone
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Prog Snob on May 04, 2016, 09:15:14 AM
Conjuring demons is an endurance trial sometimes. It takes lots of practice and the right frame of mind.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: kirksnosehair on May 04, 2016, 12:48:44 PM
Fuck narcotics and the devastation they can cause  >:(
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: TioJorge on May 04, 2016, 03:29:38 PM
Add the rest of intoxicants to that list...

 :-\

I learned the hard way.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: YtseBitsySpider on May 05, 2016, 10:37:17 AM
Add the rest of intoxicants to that list...

 :-\

I learned the hard way.

Seems Prince did as well...
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: kirksnosehair on May 05, 2016, 11:53:47 AM
Me too, Tio.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: JustJen on May 07, 2016, 04:46:11 AM
I hate when I pay for Amazon Prime and then order something with Prime Shipping that is $23 more than without but pay it so that the item will arrive faster (because PRIME SHIPPING) and then they quote me "3-5 business days" and then 8 days go by and my kid's drum kit FINALLY ARRIVES at the local UPS ...

but it's SATURDAY and Amazon Prime doesn't PAY for Saturday delivery so I have to wait until Monday even though it's RIGHT HERE IN MY TOWN AND THE TRUCKS ARE OUT DELIVERING EVERYONE ELSE"S STUFF BUT MINE.

Monday will be 11 days since I placed the order. WTF Amazon. But since they told me AFTER placing the order that it would arrive between Thursday and Monday, it's not technically late unless it doesn't get delivered Monday. But they also said 3-5 days and Monday is 11 days. So ... yeah. I don't think I can do shit about this. It just plain sucks.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: kirksnosehair on May 09, 2016, 10:59:36 AM
Yeah, I have a love/hate relationship with Amazon.com.  There was a period of about 7 or 8 years where I just refused to buy anything from them.  It all started under similar circumstances but it was music CDs.  I'd purchase a few CDs (this is long before Prime was a thing) and they'd send me a message "Order confirmed, etc"


A few days would go by and I'd get an email with "Updated Shipping" in the subject and look in the message and they have some lame excuse about "logistics" and now instead of April 10th I'm going to get my stuff on April 18th  >:(


And they kept doing it to me.  Not every order, but maybe every 3rd order or so.   So I pulled the plug on Amazon and had no intention of ever buying anything from them ever again.


Then my wife bought a Prime subscription.  :loser:



Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: home on May 12, 2016, 03:25:18 PM
:azn:
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Grizz on May 12, 2016, 09:50:20 PM
I hope things work out for me at RIT, but I'm a little wary of the fact that the M/F ratio is 68/32 and that the most social house is the Computer Science special interest house.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Prog Snob on May 13, 2016, 05:33:16 AM
So glad it's :friday:
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Prog Snob on May 18, 2016, 12:07:12 PM
When will then be now?

:soon:
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: kirksnosehair on May 18, 2016, 12:50:56 PM
Figuratively futile fish for four fat frankenstein fools feels fishy fa fa fa fa fa fishy! foo foo fishy!
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: The Trooper on May 19, 2016, 04:33:06 PM
When I tell the Johovah witness last weekthat rang by doorbell I am an Athiest ( and I did do it nicely), yet he comes back and rings my bell again a minute ago............testing my patience but replied nice. Then they still started yapping. I said hold on a minute. And went inside and gave him a copy of my Richard Dawkins book. Have a nice day
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Podaar on May 20, 2016, 05:12:08 AM
Troop. It is difficult to stay polite at times isn't it?
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: The Trooper on May 20, 2016, 05:42:08 AM
I admit I do have a hard time being patient with stupidity and pushy people. I have learned to use sarcasm on both kinds. They are just too stupid to know they are being stupid or ignorant and pushy. So I usually find it fun to mess with them without me getting riled.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Prog Snob on May 20, 2016, 05:43:26 AM
When I tell the Johovah witness last weekthat rang by doorbell I am an Athiest ( and I did do it nicely), yet he comes back and rings my bell again a minute ago............testing my patience but replied nice. Then they still started yapping. I said hold on a minute. And went inside and gave him a copy of my Richard Dawkins book. Have a nice day

Ooooh, I did that once, except I had a copy of Lavey's Satanic Bible on the bookshelf next to the door. She did a gasp and a sign of the cross and ran down the steps like she had seen the devil himself.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: The Trooper on May 20, 2016, 05:44:43 AM
When I tell the Johovah witness last weekthat rang by doorbell I am an Athiest ( and I did do it nicely), yet he comes back and rings my bell again a minute ago............testing my patience but replied nice. Then they still started yapping. I said hold on a minute. And went inside and gave him a copy of my Richard Dawkins book. Have a nice day

Ooooh, I did that once, except I had a copy of Lavey's Satanic Bible on the bookshelf next to the door. She did a gasp and a sign of the cross and ran down the steps like she had seen the devil himself.

Nice! Great minds think alike :)
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Podaar on May 20, 2016, 05:48:53 AM
I was approached by someone holding a "Watchtower" outside my office one morning. I told him no thanks and that I don't hold to no atheist scum. He said, "I'm a Jehovah Witness not an atheist." I asked him if he believed in Alah, no. Vishnu, no. Odin, no. Zeus, no.

"See? Atheist scum." I said and walked into my office.  I have no idea how long he stood there. :lol
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: The Trooper on May 20, 2016, 05:58:50 AM
Brilliant.

Do not get me wrong. I respect peoples beliefs. Just do not push it on me, especially after a polite no reply from me. After that they are going to get soaked with my sarcasm.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Prog Snob on May 20, 2016, 05:59:13 AM
When I tell the Johovah witness last weekthat rang by doorbell I am an Athiest ( and I did do it nicely), yet he comes back and rings my bell again a minute ago............testing my patience but replied nice. Then they still started yapping. I said hold on a minute. And went inside and gave him a copy of my Richard Dawkins book. Have a nice day

Ooooh, I did that once, except I had a copy of Lavey's Satanic Bible on the bookshelf next to the door. She did a gasp and a sign of the cross and ran down the steps like she had seen the devil himself.

Nice! Great minds think alike :)

:iagree:
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: The Trooper on May 20, 2016, 06:03:33 AM
 :tup :tup
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: MetalJunkie on May 21, 2016, 01:34:11 AM
Sometimes I'm randomly inspired to try a celebrity impression. I just sat down and worked on Pacino for a little bit (har har). I'm happy with it!

https://clyp.it/fakkoncg
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: The Trooper on May 21, 2016, 03:00:56 PM
I live by Carpe Diem. Sometimes it works, sometimes it does not. Found out a bit ago a bud/brother got shot and killed in Dallas on Thursday. Guy just minding his business walking down the street. A Vet that did 3 tours in Iraq etc. Fucking survived that to come back and this.

(http://i144.photobucket.com/albums/r190/lamtwins/SEAL-Trident-500.jpg) (http://s144.photobucket.com/user/lamtwins/media/SEAL-Trident-500.jpg.html)

I’ve been around the world twice, talked to everyone once, seen two whales fuck, been to 3 world fairs, and I even know a man in Thailand with a wooden cock. Push more peter, more sweeter and more completer than any other peter pusher around. I’m a hard bodied, hairy chested, rootin, tootin, shootin, parachutin, demolition double cap crimping, frog man. There ain’t nothing I can’t do, no sky too high, no sea to rough, no muff too tough. Learnt a lot of lessons in my life, never shoot a large caliber man with a small caliber bullet. Drive all kinds of truck 2 bys, 4 bys, 6 bys, those big motherfuckers that bend and go tshhhh, tshhhh, when you step on the breaks. Anything in life worth doing, is worth overdoing, moderation is for cowards. I’m a lover, I’m a fighter, I’m a UDT Navy Seal Diver, I wine, dine, intertwine and sneak out the back door when the revealing is done. So if you’re feeling froggy you better jump because this frogman’s been there, done that, and is going back for more. Cheers Boys!
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: The Trooper on May 22, 2016, 08:26:22 AM
I watch the Accuweather channel on tv for the smoking hot chick weather reporters :yarr just sayin
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Prog Snob on May 22, 2016, 11:40:46 AM
I watch the Accuweather channel on tv for the smoking hot chick weather reporters :yarr just sayin

Which meteorologist do you look forward to?
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: The Trooper on May 22, 2016, 11:45:44 AM
Steph Olmo :yarr
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: The Trooper on May 22, 2016, 11:52:36 AM
a bit too skinny for me but.......................wow
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Prog Snob on May 22, 2016, 12:10:02 PM
Steph Olmo :yarr

Well, of course I like the Italian ladies.

Jill Nicolini (right here in NYC)
Gabriela Grechi (from Milan)
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: The Trooper on May 22, 2016, 12:16:11 PM
Yep! Know em well.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: MetalJunkie on June 06, 2016, 10:49:03 PM
Watching Game of Thrones and I just got to The Rains of Castamere. Can... can somebody hold me?
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Prog Snob on June 07, 2016, 05:23:43 AM
 :xbones



Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Sacul on August 22, 2016, 10:20:35 PM
I really want to run another roulette, but haven't even checked the albums I got from last one... Mmnn...
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Lynxo on September 06, 2016, 08:00:43 AM
My cat's butt has probably touched just about every object in my apartment.

Also, my cat's breath smells like cat food.
(http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/simpsons/images/3/39/Ralph_wiggum.gif/revision/latest?cb=20120620154037&path-prefix=pt)
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Phoenix87x on January 02, 2017, 01:52:14 PM
While I definitely enjoy peppermint patties, I definitely prefer junior mints
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Harmony on January 02, 2017, 04:58:55 PM
Why does Kareem Abdul-Jabar care if people watch reality t.v.? Couldn't we feasibly argue that watching sports on television is just another version of reality t.v. for the average couch potato? 
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Kotowboy on January 02, 2017, 05:02:02 PM
1. How are we going to sneak past those guards.

2. Why did I bring helium instead of air ? 🤔
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Prog Snob on March 21, 2017, 02:02:54 AM
Death is too good for some people. Some deserve the long drawn out process of torture. Vlad the Impaler had it right. Sometimes his subjects would last for days while impaled upon a stake. With each passing hour the weight of their body would slowly lower them further down the pole, piercings their insides bit by bit, crying for mercy and begging for a quick death.

Yes, some people still deserve that.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Adami on March 21, 2017, 02:10:56 AM
Random unprovoked thought of the day (night).

No one deserves torture or pain for the sake of pain. Not even the worst of us.




Except maybe the dude who cancelled Firefly.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Prog Snob on March 21, 2017, 02:18:12 AM


No one deserves torture or pain for the sake of pain. Not even the worst of us.



That's not even a rational statement.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Adami on March 21, 2017, 02:18:48 AM
Sure it is.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Prog Snob on March 21, 2017, 02:22:41 AM
Not even close. That's basically saying everyone deserves the same treatment, no matter how reprehensible their behavior.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Adami on March 21, 2017, 02:29:25 AM
Not even close. That's basically saying everyone deserves the same treatment, no matter how reprehensible their behavior.

No it's not. It's saying no one deserves torture.

A person who steals some bread will not be given the same treatment as a man serial killer. One will be deal with relatively lightly, while the other will be removed from society. Torture does nothing but feed the blood lust of others. I have no desire to feed people's blood lust.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Prog Snob on March 21, 2017, 03:28:02 AM
No, it's saying that even the harshest of criminals deserve the breath the same air as the rest of us. Someone who steals bread doesn't bother me. I'm a career thief. I'm talking about the criminals that commit the most insidious crimes. They deserve torture. Hmm Hitler. I'm sure there's a world of people who would take pleasure in watching him suffer greatly.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Podaar on March 21, 2017, 07:25:54 AM
Hmm Hitler. I'm sure there's a world of people who would take pleasure in watching him suffer greatly.

That's not even a rational statement.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Stadler on March 21, 2017, 07:56:19 AM
Not even close. That's basically saying everyone deserves the same treatment, no matter how reprehensible their behavior.

No it's not. It's saying no one deserves torture.

A person who steals some bread will not be given the same treatment as a man serial killer. One will be deal with relatively lightly, while the other will be removed from society. Torture does nothing but feed the blood lust of others. I have no desire to feed people's blood lust.

Do you differentiate between "blood lust" and "revenge"?   "Blood lust" and "vengeance"?  Isn't "blood lust" a form of "revenge" or "vengeance" (which are not exactly the same thing)?
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Adami on March 21, 2017, 12:12:33 PM
Not even close. That's basically saying everyone deserves the same treatment, no matter how reprehensible their behavior.

No it's not. It's saying no one deserves torture.

A person who steals some bread will not be given the same treatment as a man serial killer. One will be deal with relatively lightly, while the other will be removed from society. Torture does nothing but feed the blood lust of others. I have no desire to feed people's blood lust.

Do you differentiate between "blood lust" and "revenge"?   "Blood lust" and "vengeance"?  Isn't "blood lust" a form of "revenge" or "vengeance" (which are not exactly the same thing)?

Maybe on a semantic level, but I'm largely grouping them all together.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Adami on March 21, 2017, 12:13:15 PM
No, it's saying that even the harshest of criminals deserve the breath the same air as the rest of us. Someone who steals bread doesn't bother me. I'm a career thief. I'm talking about the criminals that commit the most insidious crimes. They deserve torture. Hmm Hitler. I'm sure there's a world of people who would take pleasure in watching him suffer greatly.

Totally. I'm just not one of those people.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: JayOctavarium on March 21, 2017, 06:36:24 PM
I want Pizza
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Adami on March 21, 2017, 06:55:50 PM
I want Pizza


........from which coast?
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: JayOctavarium on March 21, 2017, 06:58:09 PM
Canadia
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Adami on March 21, 2017, 07:36:50 PM
You know, you never hear about Canadian pizza. Maybe they secretly have the best pizza there.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: kingshmegland on March 21, 2017, 07:42:17 PM
Cheese pizza with Canadian ham. 


Eh!
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Prog Snob on March 21, 2017, 08:57:45 PM
Hmm Hitler. I'm sure there's a world of people who would take pleasure in watching him suffer greatly.

That's not even a rational statement.

It's perfectly rational to want to watch such a monster of a man get tortured.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Podaar on March 24, 2017, 07:10:25 AM
FOR THE LOVE OF EVERLOVING MIKE!!! GODDAMMIT, THERE ARE NOT VARYING DEGREES OF UNIQUENESS. SOMETHING IS EITHER UNIQUE OR IT ISN'T. UNIQUE IS SINGULAR AND IN FACT IS A SYNONYM.

*pant, pant, pant*

The word you're searching for is uncommon, or unusual, or rare, etc. So, please, the next time you start to type the words, "his (voice/playing/driving/cooking/etc.) is very, very" just stop right there. Think, about what you want to really say and choose any words other than unique or singular.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Lucien on March 25, 2017, 11:05:28 AM
Hmm Hitler. I'm sure there's a world of people who would take pleasure in watching him suffer greatly.

That's not even a rational statement.

It's perfectly rational to want to watch such a monster of a man get tortured.

We don't get to watch the torture. I for one don't want to see it. Besides, once they're dead, then what? Will any of the torture they received during life mean anything at all? From a metaphysical standpoint, when you're dead, it's doubtful you're still aware of anything that happened to you before you're dead. The torture never happened. You might as well have not existed.

It's pointless.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Adami on March 25, 2017, 07:27:05 PM
Hmm Hitler. I'm sure there's a world of people who would take pleasure in watching him suffer greatly.

That's not even a rational statement.


It's perfectly rational to want to watch such a monster of a man get tortured.

We don't get to watch the torture. I for one don't want to see it. Besides, once they're dead, then what? Will any of the torture they received during life mean anything at all? From a metaphysical standpoint, when you're dead, it's doubtful you're still aware of anything that happened to you before you're dead. The torture never happened. You might as well have not existed.

It's pointless.

(http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/2013/10/woah.gif)
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: TAC on March 25, 2017, 07:30:50 PM
After River's Edge (my all time favorite movie), I thought Keanu Reeves would be one of the best actors of his generation. Sure the Matrix (never seen it) and Speed were huge, but I thought he would have more to offer over time.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Prog Snob on March 25, 2017, 09:04:26 PM
Hmm Hitler. I'm sure there's a world of people who would take pleasure in watching him suffer greatly.

That's not even a rational statement.

It's perfectly rational to want to watch such a monster of a man get tortured.

We don't get to watch the torture. I for one don't want to see it. Besides, once they're dead, then what? Will any of the torture they received during life mean anything at all? From a metaphysical standpoint, when you're dead, it's doubtful you're still aware of anything that happened to you before you're dead. The torture never happened. You might as well have not existed.

It's pointless.

Then I guess everyone should just sit on their couches until they take their last breath because any kind of experience is pointless because we'll all be dead some day. There's no point in trying to enjoy anything because we'll all be dead one day. There's no point in being sad because we'll all be dead one day. That's your logic and it's pretty sad. If you want to live as some zombie because life ends at some point, good for you. Keep it in the family. Don't spread that toxic thought around. Live life to the fullest and if it involves watching a mass murderer getting tortured, enjoy the fuck out of it.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Kotowboy on March 26, 2017, 11:31:55 AM
A few thoughts and a summary from me...


i. Hitler was a doo doo face.

ii. I wouldn't want anyone to be tortured.


Not even Ricky Gervais who I despise :hat. I'd prefer his career to nosedive and have to turn up on Celebrity Big Brother...
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: TioJorge on March 26, 2017, 07:21:44 PM
What in the motherfuck is going on in this here thread?  :rollin :lol





On topic... I really like cranberries. A lot.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Prog Snob on March 26, 2017, 07:54:17 PM
A few thoughts and a summary from me...


i. Hitler was a doo doo face.

ii. I wouldn't want anyone to be tortured.


Not even Ricky Gervais who I despise :hat. I'd prefer his career to nosedive and have to turn up on Celebrity Big Brother...

Doo doo face?  Seriously?
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Adami on March 26, 2017, 08:00:51 PM
A few thoughts and a summary from me...


i. Hitler was a doo doo face.

ii. I wouldn't want anyone to be tortured.


Not even Ricky Gervais who I despise :hat. I'd prefer his career to nosedive and have to turn up on Celebrity Big Brother...

Doo doo face?  Seriously?

Seriously.

Torture is one thing, but doo doo face? Dude, that's just cruel.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Prog Snob on March 26, 2017, 08:02:00 PM
Not the point I was making, but thanks for your one cent.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Adami on March 26, 2017, 08:10:38 PM
Not the point I was making, but thanks for your one cent.

Oh I was just being silly. I'm not sure I had a point.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Prog Snob on March 26, 2017, 09:02:13 PM
(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/54/b2/3f/54b23fb44e686fa030db901c8a2f717d.gif)
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Adami on March 26, 2017, 09:03:34 PM
Is that Ian Sommerholder or whatever?
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Prog Snob on March 26, 2017, 09:04:53 PM
*Somerhalder
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Adami on March 26, 2017, 09:05:35 PM
*Somerhalder

Yeaa, I can never get that one.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Prog Snob on March 26, 2017, 09:06:14 PM
 :lol

Become a spelling snob like me and you will.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Adami on March 26, 2017, 09:07:17 PM
:lol

Become a spelling snob like me and you will.

I'm a grammar snob, but I am an awful speller. Without autocorrect and spellcheck, I'd put King to shame.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Prog Snob on March 26, 2017, 09:16:08 PM
I'm a grammar snob, too. Hmm, I'm also a prog, and music, snob. I'm starting to notice a pattern.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Podaar on March 27, 2017, 08:35:26 AM
I'm a grammar snob, too. Hmm, I'm also a prog, and music, snob. I'm starting to notice a pattern.

Yet you missed an opportunity to comment on this.

FOR THE LOVE OF EVERLOVING MIKE!!! GODDAMMIT, THERE ARE NOT VARYING DEGREES OF UNIQUENESS. SOMETHING IS EITHER UNIQUE OR IT ISN'T. UNIQUE IS SINGULAR AND IN FACT IS A SYNONYM.

*pant, pant, pant*

The word you're searching for is uncommon, or unusual, or rare, etc. So, please, the next time you start to type the words, "his (voice/playing/driving/cooking/etc.) is very, very" just stop right there. Think, about what you want to really say and choose any words other than unique or singular.

Can I get an amen, brother?
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: kingshmegland on March 27, 2017, 08:43:18 AM
I'm a grammar snob, too. Hmm, I'm also a prog, and music, snob. I'm starting to notice a pattern.

I really trying to have you burst a blood vessel in your eye.
Title: I'll chase him round the moons of Nibia...
Post by: Kotowboy on March 27, 2017, 10:36:37 AM
Kotowboy's Random Post Apropos Sweet FA...


I think that The Wrath of Khan is better than any Star Wars film and no Star Trek film is as bad as Attack of The Clones...Not even Insurrection, Final Frontier or Into Darkness.

I'd put Khan over any SW film and i'd even put STID over all 3 of the prequels.

...actually if STID had better writing - it would be a really good trilogy of films.

:hat Flame on
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: home on March 27, 2017, 10:38:43 AM
FOR THE LOVE OF EVERLOVING MIKE!!! GODDAMMIT, THERE ARE NOT VARYING DEGREES OF UNIQUENESS. SOMETHING IS EITHER UNIQUE OR IT ISN'T. UNIQUE IS SINGULAR AND IN FACT IS A SYNONYM.

*pant, pant, pant*

The word you're searching for is uncommon, or unusual, or rare, etc. So, please, the next time you start to type the words, "his (voice/playing/driving/cooking/etc.) is very, very" just stop right there. Think, about what you want to really say and choose any words other than unique or singular.
What defines wheter or not something is unique then? If you look small enough no two things are exactly the same. I'd definitely say things can be more unique, less exactly the same, as other things.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Prog Snob on March 27, 2017, 12:52:50 PM
I'm a grammar snob, too. Hmm, I'm also a prog, and music, snob. I'm starting to notice a pattern.

I really trying to have you burst a blood vessel in your eye.

(https://media.tenor.co/images/4958a88749c6dc428ac8d4e5ffdb33a7/tenor.gif)
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: JayOctavarium on March 27, 2017, 09:26:40 PM
Kotowboy's Random Post Apropos Sweet FA...


I think that The Wrath of Khan is better than any Star Wars film and no Star Trek film is as bad as Attack of The Clones...Not even Insurrection, Final Frontier or Into Darkness.

I'd put Khan over any SW film and i'd even put STID over all 3 of the prequels.

...actually if STID had better writing - it would be a really good trilogy of films.

:hat Flame on



I love Attack of the Clones.

Natalie Portman :heart
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Adami on April 03, 2017, 10:15:27 PM
Is anyone out there aging better than Jane Fonda (surgeries and all)?

Good god, the woman is almost 80 and I'd be pretty tempted if she offered.

Similar thought with Patrick Stewart.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Chino on April 04, 2017, 11:05:34 AM
Is anyone out there aging better than Jane Fonda (surgeries and all)?

Good god, the woman is almost 80 and I'd be pretty tempted if she offered.

Similar thought with Patrick Stewart.

(http://rbk.h-cdn.co/assets/16/04/980x490/landscape-1453836312-rbk-jenaniston.jpg)

also.. Dr. Wu is still killing it.
(http://www4.pictures.zimbio.com/mp/wpwwNbqku-Kx.jpg)
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Adami on April 04, 2017, 11:29:52 AM
Let's see how Anniston looks at almost 80.

I should have excluded Asians from my post, they age insanely well.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: BlobVanDam on April 04, 2017, 11:35:55 AM
Asians should just be excluded from most comparisons. You can't compete with that.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Chino on April 04, 2017, 11:45:16 AM
Let's see how Anniston looks at almost 80.

I should have excluded Asians from my post, they age insanely well.

10:1 says she's more attractive at 80 than Jane Fonda is now.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Adami on April 04, 2017, 11:47:37 AM
Well, considering she's not attractive now, I'll take that bet.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Chino on April 04, 2017, 11:48:44 AM
Who's not attractive? Anniston?
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Adami on April 04, 2017, 11:50:40 AM
Who's not attractive? Anniston?

Correct. She has her moments, but no, really don't see it. I mean.......I see what other people might see, but it does nothing for me at all.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Chino on April 04, 2017, 11:53:38 AM
Who's not attractive? Anniston?

Correct. She has her moments, but no, really don't see it. I mean.......I see what other people might see, but it does nothing for me at all.

I am at a loss for words.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Adami on April 04, 2017, 12:16:00 PM
Who's not attractive? Anniston?

Correct. She has her moments, but no, really don't see it. I mean.......I see what other people might see, but it does nothing for me at all.

I am at a loss for words.

It's all good. I won't call her ugly at all, just doesn't do anything for me. I'm more of a Winona Ryder type.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Chino on April 04, 2017, 12:26:05 PM
Who's not attractive? Anniston?

Correct. She has her moments, but no, really don't see it. I mean.......I see what other people might see, but it does nothing for me at all.

I am at a loss for words.

It's all good. I won't call her ugly at all, just doesn't do anything for me. I'm more of a Winona Ryder type.

Winona's sexiness is 100% dependent on her hair style. I think she looks awful when her hair is short, as opposed to someone like Natalie Portman who looks stunning with short hair.

Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Adami on April 04, 2017, 12:31:50 PM
If you ever run into short haired Winona and really have no interest, send her my way.

I prefer the short hair.


See? Different strokes.

As long as all agree that none of these people, none of them, are as sexy as Hef.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Prog Snob on April 04, 2017, 09:35:37 PM
Who's not attractive? Anniston?

Correct. She has her moments, but no, really don't see it. I mean.......I see what other people might see, but it does nothing for me at all.

I am at a loss for words.

It's all good. I won't call her ugly at all, just doesn't do anything for me. I'm more of a Winona Ryder type.

 :tup

Aniston doesn't do much for me either.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Kotowboy on April 05, 2017, 05:17:04 PM
Winona Ryder ?  ??? ???

Unremarkable. Terrible actress too.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Kotowboy on April 05, 2017, 05:18:09 PM
Asians should just be excluded from most comparisons. You can't compete with that.

Yeah Garrett Wang was 96 when he played Harry Kim.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Adami on April 05, 2017, 07:16:25 PM
Winona Ryder ?  ??? ???

Unremarkable. Terrible actress too.

Watch it Nigel, them be fightin words.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Prog Snob on April 05, 2017, 09:14:08 PM
Winona Ryder ?  ??? ???

Unremarkable. Terrible actress too.

Watch it Nigel, them be fightin words.

I wouldn't take anything he says too serious. He's just in one of his brooding moods.  ;)
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Kotowboy on April 06, 2017, 05:03:55 AM
She is a terrible actress though.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Sir GuitarCozmo on April 06, 2017, 07:38:41 AM
So you ever go out of town and stop in some local dive for dinner and there's a random dude over in the corner eating and paying no mind to the fact that out-of-town visitors are trying his favorite dive for the first time?  Completely oblivious to the world around him, caught up in his meal, like any other weekly visit.

Next time you go to your favorite place for a bite to eat, consider that you're that guy.  You're that guy.  At any given point in your meal, the complete stranger that comes through the door may have just traveled a great distance and this place is where they chose to eat.  Your place.  Your favorite watering hole.  You are the random, nameless stranger.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Podaar on April 06, 2017, 08:26:51 AM
Why does my body decide to have an evacuation event just minutes after having a shower?  >:(
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: kingshmegland on April 06, 2017, 08:31:30 AM
Or you have one get dressed then you are about to leave and head right back into the bathroom?




Why when I get a coffee at Dunkin Donuts they give me 3 napkins but when I get food I get no napkins?
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Prog Snob on April 15, 2017, 08:42:16 PM
I want to melt someone's face off and mix the remains in soup.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: ReaperKK on April 15, 2017, 08:53:21 PM
Why does my body decide to have an evacuation event just minutes after having a shower?  >:(

That's the worst.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: chknptpie on April 20, 2017, 07:48:06 AM
I was going to post this in the controversial opinions thread.... but I didn't feel like reviving a thread that hasn't been posted in since October.

The talk box is an underutilized musical instrument.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: jingle.boy on April 20, 2017, 01:27:21 PM
I was going to post this in the controversial opinions thread.... but I didn't feel like reviving a thread that hasn't been posted in since October.

The talk box is an underutilized musical instrument.

They played Frampton on the morning drive did they?
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: chknptpie on April 20, 2017, 02:11:14 PM
I was going to post this in the controversial opinions thread.... but I didn't feel like reviving a thread that hasn't been posted in since October.

The talk box is an underutilized musical instrument.

They played Frampton on the morning drive did they?
lol Coheed concert last night
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Podaar on April 21, 2017, 01:42:12 PM
Oh boy, I'm really gonna need to wash up after that. Eeeeeew.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Sir GuitarCozmo on April 21, 2017, 02:03:58 PM
I was going to post this in the controversial opinions thread.... but I didn't feel like reviving a thread that hasn't been posted in since October.

The talk box is an underutilized musical instrument.

They played Frampton on the morning drive did they?

All the teenage girls at the time listened to him using this device that sounds like you're barfing into a vacuum cleaner, and thought he was saying "I want to spaaaaank you!"  Probably part of the reason it's one of the top selling live albums of all time.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Podaar on June 19, 2017, 03:48:39 PM
I really miss Hef
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: TAC on June 19, 2017, 04:46:46 PM
I really miss Hef

Where is he? Did Bosk finally ban him?
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: kingshmegland on June 19, 2017, 05:06:02 PM
Vacation.  Enjoying the beach and stogies.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: JayOctavarium on July 28, 2017, 12:20:43 PM
I can always tell what my employees have been looking up on the computer based on the ads that pop up.

Looks like someone is looking at engagement rings.

And someone else has been looking up VR headsets.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: BlobVanDam on July 28, 2017, 12:38:00 PM
I can always tell what my employees have been looking up on the computer based on the ads that pop up.

Looks like someone is looking at engagement rings.

And someone else has been looking up VR headsets.

Or the one person is looking to get married to a VR simulation. The perfect marriage.




Shhh. Don't ask why you'd be buying a physical ring for a VR woman.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: JayOctavarium on July 28, 2017, 12:46:30 PM
I can always tell what my employees have been looking up on the computer based on the ads that pop up.

Looks like someone is looking at engagement rings.

And someone else has been looking up VR headsets.

Or the one person is looking to get married to a VR simulation. The perfect marriage.




Shhh. Don't ask why you'd be buying a physical ring for a VR woman.

:lol

Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: TheCountOfNYC on August 02, 2017, 01:06:47 AM
Saw a cicada a few minutes ago and got reminded of how terrified of them I am. Pretty strange that I'm so afraid of cicadas which are harmless yet I have two tarantulas as pets.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: MirrorMask on August 03, 2017, 05:31:57 AM
Here's a very random thought: I find somehow "annoying" how the expression "to sleep with" is always used as a global and general metaphor for the two-headed monster.

I mean, on one hand I perfectly understand how it's less gross to say "to sleep with" rather than saying "having sex" or, as prude people say, "the F word",  but I've seen countless situations where "X slept with Y" has been used even though the couple literally did not consumate the act in bed at all  :D

I get that the most common situation is two people consumating it in bed at one's place and then the other partner stays the night... but this translated into that generic "sleeping with" that is used when there are no beds or sleeping involved  ;D

Also in Italy we have the same expression, the literal translation would be "to go to bed with", I would feel very weird in saying I went to bed with someone if all I did was a quickie in a car or whatever other situation.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: RoeDent on August 03, 2017, 05:46:15 AM
When I hear or read of something happening "15 years ago", I still imagine that to be the early-to-mid 90s. 15 years ago was actually 2002. Time flies...
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: JayOctavarium on August 03, 2017, 10:09:00 PM
First time I got to 2nd base.
I was 16, and we were at a Jo Dee Messina concert.

That was nearly 10 years ago to the day.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: DebraKadabra on August 06, 2017, 02:30:33 PM
What's he building in there?
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: jingle.boy on August 18, 2017, 12:39:45 PM
Show some goddamned self restraint already!
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: JayOctavarium on August 18, 2017, 12:41:47 PM
I've  got a pocketful a pocketful of sunshine
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: ReaperKK on August 18, 2017, 12:46:21 PM
I've  got a pocketful a pocketful of sunshine


On this quick quote, I saw her open for Train this summer, one hell of a voice.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: JayOctavarium on August 18, 2017, 12:49:44 PM
I've  got a pocketful a pocketful of sunshine


On this quick quote, I saw her open for Train this summer, one hell of a voice.

Natasha's voice is sexy.

Someone drove by blasting the song... and it will always be associated with this scene for me.


(https://media.giphy.com/media/IVKikVZMUw036/giphy.gif)
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Cable on August 18, 2017, 02:05:08 PM
Saw a cicada a few minutes ago and got reminded of how terrified of them I am. Pretty strange that I'm so afraid of cicadas which are harmless yet I have two tarantulas as pets.


Yeah seriously TheCount, that is strange! Both would freak me out more than their smaller distant relatives.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Cable on August 19, 2017, 10:14:28 AM
Here's a very random thought: I find somehow "annoying" how the expression "to sleep with" is always used as a global and general metaphor for the two-headed monster.

I mean, on one hand I perfectly understand how it's less gross to say "to sleep with" rather than saying "having sex" or, as prude people say, "the F word",  but I've seen countless situations where "X slept with Y" has been used even though the couple literally did not consumate the act in bed at all  :D

I get that the most common situation is two people consumating it in bed at one's place and then the other partner stays the night... but this translated into that generic "sleeping with" that is used when there are no beds or sleeping involved  ;D

Also in Italy we have the same expression, the literal translation would be "to go to bed with", I would feel very weird in saying I went to bed with someone if all I did was a quickie in a car or whatever other situation.


Seinfeld did a good episode IMO about the twisting "sleeping" with "sex."  :lol
s2e9 "The Deal"

(https://typeset-beta.imgix.net/rehost%2F2016%2F9%2F13%2F29ace2e8-e369-45c8-8375-280bb4fb5b22.png)
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: home on August 22, 2017, 10:55:57 PM
Why does a week between two dates feel so long?
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Lucien on August 27, 2017, 11:30:58 AM
just rolling along...
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: TheCountOfNYC on August 31, 2017, 01:30:03 AM
Reading random articles about food as led me to one conclusion: my life will not be complete until I visit Italy. As an Italian-American, I've already been raised to love Italian food and it is indeed my favorite style of cuisine, but to have all of these types of food, especially Bolognese sauce, in the country where they originated is something that I must experience before I die.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: IDontNotDoThings on August 31, 2017, 03:20:08 AM
Random thought:

Hypothetically, if you took all the racist people in the world & put them all in one country with no-one else there & no way for any of them to escape, does the phrase "racist people are bad" become contradictory?
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: ReaperKK on August 31, 2017, 05:09:15 AM
I was in Italy for a couple of days a few years ago and I wished I could spend more time there.

I want to return and visit lake como.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Podaar on November 14, 2017, 06:49:34 AM
If you are installing a light switch, and the indicator says "NO"...believe it.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Phoenix87x on December 19, 2017, 07:43:30 PM
People have had a lot to say about Assange's moves, but I feel as if there were more people on the dance floor, it wouldn't seem so weird. The dude's having a good time, I can't fault him.

(https://thumbs.gfycat.com/JealousTameArctichare-max-1mb.gif)

And the main point I'm getting at, I too feel the music burning inside me, but I only let it loose in private since it probably looks just like that.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Podaar on December 21, 2017, 10:30:41 AM
I don't know what it's going to take to get it through my head that only I think I'm funny!  :sadpanda:
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Sacul on December 22, 2017, 06:13:50 AM
What if the world actually ended 5 years ago and this is hell?
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: AngelBack on December 22, 2017, 06:19:43 AM
What if the world actually ended 5 years ago and this is hell?

Even worse, what if it ended 5 years ago and this is heaven....
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Podaar on May 25, 2018, 02:50:37 PM
I have no nicer way to say this. Wah, wah, sissy, lala!

Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: JayOctavarium on May 25, 2018, 03:14:15 PM
Dear World,

I really am not as stupid as I look.


Thanks,


Me