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General => General Discussion => Topic started by: Chino on October 15, 2012, 09:53:19 AM
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In this thread we post thoughts we have that don't really have anywhere else to go.
My thought of the day:
Girls should not be allowed to eat bananas during class. It is distracting and I miss valuable information during the lecture.
Also...
Is the count from Sesame Street Asian? He has an accent. He has different eyes than the rest of the characters,. He's really good with numbers.... I'm being completely serious.
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Is the count from Sesame Street Asian? He has an accent. He has different eyes than the rest of the characters,. He's really good with numbers.... I'm being completely serious.
He's from Tuscany.
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In this thread we post thoughts we have that don't really have anywhere else to go.
Chat thread much?
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Is it just me or does Ian Eagle look like said Count from Sesame Street.
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Is the count from Sesame Street Asian? He has an accent. He has different eyes than the rest of the characters,. He's really good with numbers.... I'm being completely serious.
He's from Tuscany.
That's no accident.
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Why do we drive on parkways, but park in driveways?
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Chicken
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^ But it smells like fish.
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That IP address is 172.27.128.25 - the entire 128 block has a direct one-to-one NAT rule to pass all ports from the WAN through. There's absolutely no reason whatsoever that SMTP traffic cannot penetrate that firewall with the current configuration. That leaves only two possible problems with the configuration: the local Windows Firewall on the Exchange Server is currently enabled or you have an incorrect subnet mask or default gateway configured on the Exchange Server. Either way, it's not something I can really talk you through over the phone so I am sending an engineer on site this afternoon.
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:overmyhead:
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Feed mayonnaise to tuna fish. Eliminate the middleman.
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Nothing is more awesome than breasts. I'm just sayin' :heart
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Nothing is more awesome than breasts. I'm just sayin' :heart
That's not true.
Breasts are more awesome.
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Chicken
Pot pie!
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Feed mayonnaise to tuna fish. Eliminate the middleman.
:lol
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No matter that it takes an eternity, you WILL bow down before me! Both you, and then one day, YOUR HEIRS!!!
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The guitar sounds in Pink Floyd's Take it Back sounds just like U2's Where the Streets Have No Name. hrrrmmmmm
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I am Pops sometimes, other times... other times I'm not.
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I am Pops sometimes, other times... other times I'm not.
Up for a game of Quartz, Parchment, Shears?
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Oh, good show! Jolly good show!
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...From Behind?
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Useless, brainless, syphilis-oozing cunts.
Random thought complete. Awesome thread.
:millahhhh
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I'm having a blast on this forum! I can already tell that I'm going to make DTF my new, jealous girlfriend!
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I'm having a blast on this forum! I can already tell that I'm going to make DTF my new, jealous girlfriend!
Just the opposite. We give you a taste and you keep coming back.
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I come back for no one. Not even for people I like.
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And yet you responded to me. See, You cannot resist the king.
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And yet you responded to me. See, You cannot resist the king.
(https://www.celluloidheroreviews.com/images/history-of-the-world-part-i.jpg)
Also I am not sure this thread serves any purpose that the chat thread doesn't also serve.
Also nice to see another teenage boy here with hopes of using randomness to make a name for himself.
In this case the word nice was used ironically.
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You are right again my friend. But as a parting gift.
EVERYBODY JUMP THE QUEEN!!
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And yet you responded to me. See, You cannot resist the king.
I did not "come back".
I chose to return.
Also nice to see another teenage boy here with hopes of using randomness to make a name for himself.
In this case the word nice was used ironically.
Oh you! I am not a teenage boy! I am merely a lollipop man from lollipop land!
I'm 21. :)
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If everyone hates Nickleback, how have they sold so many albums?
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If everyone hates Nickleback, how have they sold so many albums?
Know your enemy.
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Why do we drive on parkways, but park in driveways?
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Why NHL just cannot start? I was so excited about the new season. Fucking owners, the league is doing well already, greedy bastards :censored.
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many songs by many fans are said to be the "anthem of metal"
But it really is Angel Of Death by Slayer
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If everyone hates Nickleback, how have they sold so many albums?
The masses love bad music.
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So, what....he said "flip it over and try again" ? Really?
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I hope the government is funding a lab trying to create a zombie, and I hope they succeed... I also hope it gets loose.
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I hope the government is funding a lab trying to create a zombie, and I hope they succeed... I also hope it gets loose.
Why, it would just run for office, and probably win.
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many songs by many fans are said to be the "anthem of metal"
But it really is Angel Of Death by Slayer
Yes. Everywhere.
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note to self; going to be at 6am is a ridiculously bad idea,
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Im addicted to Haypi Kingdom on my iPhone.
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This is your living room on drugs.
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Rocks in a bowl make soup.
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I cannot stand Tom Green.
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I do not like steak.
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I do not like steak.
....yea I'm not buying that. I thought all you real men ate Steak every night with a big bottle of Jack.
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I do not like steak.
....yea I'm not buying that. I thought all you real men ate Steak every night with a big bottle of Jack.
I hate steak. Give me seafood any time......and Jack.
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Emotions are just chemical reactions in my brain.
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:tup and God knows our chemical reactions were fucked for along time
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I want a goat SO much.
I would name it Tundra, after Finntroll's bassist. Or something else Scandinavian. I just love goats.
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I do not like steak.
You might be next to be unfriended on facebook.... take that back NOW!
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Here's my random thought of the day. I have no idea what to do with my goat named Tundra. I have to get rid of it, but who would possibly want a goat named Tundra? Ah well, guess I'll put him down.
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Here's my random thought of the day. I have no idea what to do with my goat named Tundra. I have to get rid of it, but who would possibly want a goat named Tundra? Ah well, guess I'll put him down.
Turn it into goat steak and force feed it to Mr. Callahan over there....
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Here's my random thought of the day. I have no idea what to do with my goat named Tundra. I have to get rid of it, but who would possibly want a goat named Tundra? Ah well, guess I'll put him down.
Turn it into goat steak and force feed it to Mr. Callahan over there....
I can make it palatable.
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I like toitles.
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So as hot as Kate Winslet is, is there any movie she is hotter in than Eternal Sunshine? Maybe I'm just a sucker for crazy colored hair, but god damn.
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So as hot as Kate Winslet is, is there any movie she is hotter in than Eternal Sunshine? Maybe I'm just a sucker for crazy colored hair, but god damn.
Was she naked in that movie? If not, then no.
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So as hot as Kate Winslet is, is there any movie she is hotter in than Eternal Sunshine? Maybe I'm just a sucker for crazy colored hair, but god damn.
Was she naked in that movie? If not, then no.
I dunno dude. I've seen her naked plenty. You don't need to be naked to be hot, you need to be hot. I mean she's naked in Titanic and Little Children, and that one where she's a nazi, but I wouldn't call those her hottest movies.
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So as hot as Kate Winslet is, is there any movie she is hotter in than Eternal Sunshine? Maybe I'm just a sucker for crazy colored hair, but god damn.
I'm quite inclined to agree with you. Plus, I just love her to pieces anyway. :heart
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Many guys worry whether or not the size of their penis is too small. Do girls ever worry whether or not their vagina is too big?
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REALLY?! ::)
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REALLY?! ::)
I'm being completely serious. I was standing outside the library today, and this bombshell walked by. She was absolutely beautiful, stunning, jaw dropping, amazing hair, perfect facial structure... However, she had to be at least 6'5, I think she may have been even taller than that. Now, I'm 5'11 and I thought to myself.. "man, even if I was packing a solid 8.5 - 9 inches, I don't know if that'd be enough for a girl that tall". Then I thought to myself "I wonder if she ever looks at guys shorter than her and wonders whether or not she'd be too big for them". Meaning there could be a guy who is perfectly fine in terms of size down there, but because of her scaled up proportions, he (or even she) might not find the act of sex as enjoyable.
I thought it was a perfectly valid thought. Therefore, I posted it here.
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You DO know that lady parts can be... accommodating, right?
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It occurs to me that bending dimensions is something that'd be rather fun. That and treacle cake is like memory foam.
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And a wild Sketchy appears! :biggrin:
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https://i.imgur.com/3vefv.jpg
It's SUMERIA effective.
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I fucking don't want to go to work today.
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Inertia is a property of matter.
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h(x) = f(x) * g(x)
ln(h(x)) = ln(f(x) * g(x))
ln(h(x)) = ln(f(x))+ln(g(x))
(1/h(x))*h'(x) = (1/f(x))*f`(x)+(1/g(x))*g'(x)
*h(x)
h'(x) = g(x) * f'(x) + f(x) * g'(x)
That was my random thought of the day.
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I fucking don't want to go to work today.
Completely agreed, but had to show up. :mehlin
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I think my cat wants to rape me.
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Turn down the sex appeal then.
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I think my rat wants to cap me.
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I fucking don't want to go to work today.
Completely agreed, but had to show up. :mehlin
This. I went, have come home, it was shit.
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WORD. I'm beyond glad my week is finally over.
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:hat
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Got DAT right. :hat
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Randomly posting shit in the vain attempt to stay ahead of the Magic Woman's post count.
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That's so cute. :biggrin:
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Yay, winter is here again! :metal
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Randomly posting shit in the vain attempt to stay ahead of the Magic Woman's post count.
Nice, that's totally something I would do.
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Yay, winter is here again! :metal
I am two thirds two spring so summer is almost here for me, I hate it. Give me winter anytime.
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is it possible to get a hard enough boner that your dick explodes?
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Randomly posting shit in the vain attempt to stay ahead of the Magic Woman's post count.
Nice, that's totally something I would do.
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is it possible to get a hard enough boner that your dick explodes?
I remember reading about a rock star once (can't remember who) who literally had so much sex, his dick just basically exploded and needed surgery to repair it. Can't remember the life of me who it was.
EDIT: Chuck Negron from Three Dog Night
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:omg:
Um... ow?
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Posted this on Facebook, a cleaner version about political adds and when did it start.
"I approve this message." No shit, I saw your add.
If "you" have an add out it's what you think, no need to approve it. Brought to you at the end tells me if someone else made the commercial.
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I saw that.
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Piano goes well with pretty much anything. Thus I reason that it must be the coriander dip of music. This makes, in conclusion, piano and crisps aurally delicious.
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Keytars are incredible.
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COLD WEATHER! WIND! DARK CLOUDS! GOOD SMELLY LEAVES!
I LOVE! I LOVE IT ALL! :azn:
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COLD WEATHER! WIND! DARK CLOUDS! GOOD SMELLY LEAVES!
I LOVE! I LOVE IT ALL! :azn:
Amen to this.
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COLD WEATHER! WIND! DARK CLOUDS! GOOD SMELLY LEAVES!
I LOVE! I LOVE IT ALL! :azn:
I know - especially since it's FINALLY something resembling fall here in the TX. :coolio
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No kidding, it's felt like furggin' July and it's almost November. Bout damn time. I really hope it sticks. Can never tell in this damn state.
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No lie there, bud.
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I awoke to the sound of thunder and rain today. Two straight hours of a heavy autumn storm. First real rain here in Sardinia. Once again, here comes the worst time of the year. :'(
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Should be nice and cool here in TX for the next few days. :)
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My bladder is an assassin and it's out to kill my mornings.
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Same with my dog's bladder! More likely it's his stomach though.
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My left-arm biceps hurts like hell.
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Want moar electronics
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There are two types of people:
Those who think everyone can be divided into two groups of people,
and those who don't.
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There is one kind of hookah:
The hookahbaiyou. Dattebayo.
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This is not reality.
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All of reality is a buttplug.
Let loose.
Puberty.
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All of reality is a buttplug.
Let loose.
Puberty.
:rollin
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I procrastinate too much, but it's addicting.
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There are two types of people:
Those who think everyone can be divided into two groups of people,
and those who don't.
Actually, there are three types of people in this world: those that can count, and those that can't.
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There are two types of people:
Those who think everyone can be divided into two groups of people,
and those who don't.
Actually, there are three types of people in this world: those that can count, and those that can't.
No, there are 10. Those who know binary and those who don't.
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Cards Against Humanity is fun.
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I procrastinate too much, but it's addicting.
I'll respond to this later on
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I procrastinate too much, but it's addicting.
I'll respond to this later on
or not...
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There are two types of people:
Those who think everyone can be divided into two groups of people,
and those who don't.
Actually, there are three types of people in this world: those that can count, and those that can't.
No, there are 10. Those who know binary and those who don't.
My friend submitted that as his yearbook quote, but clearly the person who typed it up wasn't one of those people, because they actually put "ten" instead of "10". :facepalm:
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This day is the greatest of all the days. It's Sunday so I can definitely start to worship my Panda Kami-sama appropriately and I cannot remember the last time I've had the weekend off. Thusly, I shall drink this hurr wine and nibble on this hurr cheese. Goat cheese. Mmm. The drunkest of goats. It's sunny, cloudless, and yet it has stayed nice and chilly and breezy. This is a rare occasion in which I welcome the sun's light and am happy to see the sky open. Great day, it's shall be. The bees knees.
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There are two types of people:
Those who think everyone can be divided into two groups of people,
and those who don't.
Actually, there are three types of people in this world: those that can count, and those that can't.
No, there are 10. Those who know binary and those who don't.
My friend submitted that as his yearbook quote, but clearly the person who typed it up wasn't one of those people, because they actually put "ten" instead of "10". :facepalm:
:facepalm:
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I have a horrible headache, but for some reason I don't want to take painkillers. I'm not really sure why.
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Am I really alive? Is this "life" even real?
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Does the fact that I missed my Calculus lecture today but understand what was lectured on today better than most people in the class mean I'm really smart or that everyone else is really dumb?
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Am I really alive? Is this "life" even real?
That's what "they" want you to be asking.
Which begs the question - who the fuck are "they"?!
Oh, and I asked my Magic 8 Ball if it was in a bad mood today. The answer? "It is decidedly so" :rollin
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ARE WE REALLY THIS IMPORTANT!?
JUST BECAUSE WE CAN
DOESN'T MEAN WE SHOULD!!!
FUCKING HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKAHHHHHHHHHHH.
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Gotta take a leak so bad I can taste it.
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Gotta take a leak so bad I can taste it.
Straaaaaaaaange brew...
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Yay, at least someone other than RJ knows that.
Nice how we can turn any thread into a chat thread, huh?
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That movie was hysterribly awesome.
Heh... yeah, guilty as charged. :lol
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I wonder if anyone will get my signature.
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Caffinated substances!
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Orange juice!
PEANUT BUTTER!
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Trance inspired electronic prog!
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Left nut, left nut, left nut, left nut.....
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I guess I should've studied for my blood test.
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Bakayarou! Konoyarou!
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Working and school suck.
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Does anyone know where I can get a new stomach? The warranty on mine expired way too long ago.
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Aw, Debbie Debs, I got a fix for you! Here's the promotional video (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=INfEyMvb2-E) to get yourself some nice information. Be sure to enter the code: EATSHIT so I can get a discount on my new renewal renewing renewed.
P.S. This is my drunk thread cause I'm in here and I'm drunk and.
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I wonder if anyone will get my signature.
I get the first part, but you lost me on the JP reference.
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Aw, Debbie Debs, I got a fix for you! Here's the promotional video (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=INfEyMvb2-E) to get yourself some nice information. Be sure to enter the code: EATSHIT so I can get a discount on my new renewal renewing renewed.
Perfect. :rollin
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One to one network address translation on the firewall is not correctly deployed due to an incorrect subnet mask entry (3rd octet specifically) on the WAN interface. If you correct that and flush your DNS cache you should then be able to connect to that SQL Server on TCP port 1433.
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OH YEAH!? WELL MY GRANPAPY JUST SHOWED ME THAT THERE'S THIS SHIT THAT LETS YOU ACCESS THE WORLD WIDE WEB WITHOUT USING A CORD! HA! NO CORD! HAAAAAHAHAHAHAAAAAA! THIS IS GOING TO CHANGE THE ENTIRE TOWN!
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Does the fact that I missed my Calculus lecture today but understand what was lectured on today better than most people in the class mean I'm really smart or that everyone else is really dumb?
Probably both
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OH YEAH!? WELL MY GRANPAPY JUST SHOWED ME THAT THERE'S THIS SHIT THAT LETS YOU ACCESS THE WORLD WIDE WEB WITHOUT USING A CORD! HA! NO CORD! HAAAAAHAHAHAHAAAAAA! THIS IS GOING TO CHANGE THE ENTIRE TOWN!
:rollin
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Butts.
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Opinions can never be wrong unless your opinion is that your opinion is wrong.
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Opinions can never be wrong unless your opinion is that your opinion is wrong.
Yea, that's wrong.
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Sometimes I think that crying is my greatest weakness but sometimes I think that crying is my precious thing ever, proves that I still feel.
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Sometimes I think that crying is my greatest weakness but sometimes I think that crying is my precious thing ever, proves that I still feel.
Never think that crying is a weakness.
Unless stuff like Titanic makes you cry, then yea.....weak sauce.
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Boys have a vagina.
Women have a penis.
:azn:
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Shinsekai Yori
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Meh.
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Need more coffee...
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Wish I had the rest of the week off. :sadpanda:
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I'd hardly call that "random"
I don't care what people say, Matlock was a litigious genius.
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Constantinople!!!!!!!
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I think I'll go on drifting aimlessly through life, just like that brave froggy drifting from the lake of ignorance into the endless ocean of knowledge; he knows not what awaits him, but that doesn't matter because he has lots of flies saved up; with a wonder welling up his his plump little belly, you'd think he a bullfrog.
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I'd hardly call that "random"
So? Who died and made you the King of Randomia? Huh? :lol
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I'd hardly call that "random"
So? Who died and made you the King of Randomia? Huh? :lol
Shouldn't you be :psycho:
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Already did that - at work now.
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The bathroom is the most acoustically unfortunate room of the house.
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The bathtub is the most acoustically unfortunate object of the house.
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I'm tired of having Max/Min problems on the homework just because some people don't understand it. I've known how to do them for two weeks, they're just really long and annoying sometimes.
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I think I'll go get lunch now
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Today needs more breezeblocks.
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<7:13:07> *Feel like looking at some funny pics*
<7:13:19> *Search "absurd" on Google*
<7:13:43> *Notice a stereotypical metal logo for a band called "Absurd"*
<7:14:04> *Search "absurd" on youtube*
<7:14:20> *Click on video for the band*
<7:15:11> *Reading through comments, realizes this is actual Hitlercore with German black metal vocals*
<7:17:22> *Not even Hitler can ruin a minor third harmony*
(https://www.theblab.com/favorite_things/images/absurd.gif)
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One day I might learn how to not take offence to customers being complete assholes. But it is not this day!
(https://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8obwlCjNF1rcfdgeo1_1280.jpg)
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She's cute, funny, smart and actually doing well in College. I'm just waiting for the bombshell, like, "Oh, by the way, I have herpes!"
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Okay, what to eat tonight....
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I've decided that there needs to be a (true to source material) Deadpool Corps. movie RIGHT GOD DAMN NOW!
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I realltywish SoulCalibur III had been released on xbox
hUNGRY, mahn
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I'm so terrible at detecting sarcasm, I caught a type of squirrel instead.
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If my mailman tries to bend and shove my Grimes vinyl record into my mailbox when it gets here I'm going to ruin his life.
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Hmm, just learned butter is made from the fat taken out of regular milk, leaving the product known as buttermilk; I've always assumed buttermilk somehow had extra fat (like cream or something). Also, it's considered a probiotic. *puts on shopping list*
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Stop.
Hookah time.
Dear Santa,
The only thing I want for Christmas, now and forever, is a Wii Tourettes. Thank YoASDOPAIUFBJNHL;ASEPGOAISUDJFUCKSTICK
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Dear Santa,
The only thing I want for Christmas, now and forever, is a Wii Tourettes. Thank YoASDOPAIUFBJNHL;ASEPGOAISUDJFUCKSTICK
:rollin :rollin :rollin
Scrambled eggs make me a very happy goil. :)
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I wonder if there's a higher percentage of hobo's robbing dry-cleaners than other people?
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:lol
I'd like to see former NBA journeyman, Smush Parker, marry former Washington Redskin, Fred Smoot, so his name could be Smush Smoot.
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My knee is killing me, I think it's joint pain.
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We spend a third of our lives sleeping. The other 2/3rds we are awake we wish many of our days away wishing it was another day. Like today for instance. Instead of embracing Monday, I am wanting to get past it to Tuesday. On Tuesday morning, I will wish it was 5:30pm so I can have the night off going into my day off. Why can't I just enjoy it all?
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I am not waterfowl.
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I am not waterfowl.
Sure about that?
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Sometimes I wish I had a reason to isolate myself.
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We spend a third of our lives sleeping. The other 2/3rds we are awake we wish many of our days away wishing it was another day. Like today for instance. Instead of embracing Monday, I am wanting to get past it to Tuesday. On Tuesday morning, I will wish it was 5:30pm so I can have the night off going into my day off. Why can't I just enjoy it all?
Because life is a mundane, repetitive exercise that rarely is lived out to its full potential. I myself wish at times it was weeks ahead just to get through the busy period of work, but why? The busy period is going to come around again and again, you can't avoid it.
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Getting excited about Thanksgiving, even though I have NO idea what the plans will be.
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The doghouse isn't so bad. It's quiet in here.
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Demi Lovato has a bumchin.
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I am not waterfowl.
Sure about that?
*nods*
Quack
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If you're searching for "Dido" on Google and accidentally hit an extra letter, boy do the results ever change :blush
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I'm so thankful that a cup of coffee greases the skids ... Every. Single. Morning. Right around this time.
BRB
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If you're searching for "Dido" on Google and accidentally hit an extra letter, boy do the results ever change :blush
No shit, Sherlock. :lol
Unrelated and random:
It's nice to know that incompetence was FINALLY dealt with. :victorydance:
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Yup
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Why would someone buy an electric piano with less than 88 keys?
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Don't whizz on the electric fence.
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Never fry bacon in the nude.
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Never wear a neck brace to a metal show.
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A gf with no teeth really has its perks.
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You guys... :lol
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I had a pretty fucking awesome weekend.
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Don't whizz on the electric fence.
My previous labrador did that. He never went near sheep again... (Willingly)
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I had a pretty fucking awesome weekend.
Is Sunday no longer part of it?
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I had a pretty fucking awesome weekend.
Is Sunday no longer part of it?
I work all day Sunday, so no.
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Hmmmm....sooooo...... Resuscitate the Giraffe
And..........
This may just be common knowledge, but, I was pondering today, why are we the only mammals with pubes? I mean, is that all on Eve, or what?
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I just LOVE when grown ass adults act like they're in junior high. NOT. :tdwn
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You may not always know why you're in the doghouse, but it sure provides some peace and quiet.
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As all programming languages translate into machine code to tell the processor what to do, it occurs to me that it should be possible to translate from one to the other, as they all pretty much run on the same thing. Thus, I am wondering, what would python look like if it was translated into C, Ada or some other such language.
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The train is coming with its shiny cars
With comfy seats and wheels of stars
So hush my little ones, have no fear
The man in the moon is the engineer.
That's been going through my head for two days or so.
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I'm super constipated and it sucks.
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I am engaging C in guerilla warfare. It kept telling me I was missing a closing bracket, but what I'd actually forgotten was a comma.
That's playing dirty, C, you liar.
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I want to become an actor so I can grow a hiatus beard when I'm not working.
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I just LOVE when grown ass adults act like they're in junior high. NOT. :tdwn
Was that in reference to me? Seriously? I thought this was a forum where we could ask everything- It had been a serious ponder between Jay and I since some google research didn't really reveal anything scientific, and neither of us know much about religion. But I suppose this is a sign I should just leave the forum. Getting tired of certain things anyhow.
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Oh NO no no no no - my post was 100% NOT directed towards you. It was about a sitch I'm dealing with at work.
Sorry!
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Oh NO no no no no - my post was 100% NOT directed towards you. It was about a sitch I'm dealing with at work.
Sorry!
I know it was random- but it was a serious ponder... I was thinking, maybe it's because of the whole modesty development in the Garden. But, like I said, I don't know much about various beliefs- And my 'research' basically had a little info about apes, but nothing to really explain why humans are so different. Unless it's the fact that we're primarily hairless species.
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Can girls really engage in a circle jerk. Who's jerking what?
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I know it was random- but it was a serious ponder... I was thinking, maybe it's because of the whole modesty development in the Garden. But, like I said, I don't know much about various beliefs- And my 'research' basically had a little info about apes, but nothing to really explain why humans are so different. Unless it's the fact that we're primarily hairless species.
It's actually an interesting point, to be honest. I had no idea that humans are the only mammals with pubes. Learn something new every day. :jets: :)
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Because we're the only species who do as much oral pleasuring as we do and whatever gross being that created us wants us to suffer by having a mouthful of hair all the time.
I remember one time at a birthday party for my girlfriend's best friend, the best friend went upstairs to 'get ready' and when she came back down she was all sweaty and then right as she went to blow out the candle I said "WAIT.." *everyone stares at me* "Y...there's a pube in your mouth. It's a big curly pube. Just there *points*" and then she picked it out and blew out the candles and no one said a word and I ruined her whole birthday and then I felt great.
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From what I read, and I'm no scientist, and I don't know the reliability of the content- But some species of apes have very very fine hair around their genitals, that could be defined as such, but is more of a thinning and change in texture (compared to their body hair). I guess this could go either way, answer wise. Scientists might argue that we evolved form those apes, and our bodies developed that thicker hair as a sort of protection (though isn't it the cause and breeding ground of so many STDs?) Or perhaps more modern humans manually removed the hair and the bodies adapted, kind of like how we shave our legs/face and the hair comes in thicker. Or maybe the whole faith based, modesty/shame connection. I will keep searching until I find legit answers on either side of the spectrum. Wonder what my friends pastor might say?
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Human pubic hair evolved so thick and course that lice from apes were able to survive in it... pubic lice is ape lice.... at least that's what I read...
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FUCK I'm Durnk
EDIT: o wait wrong thread off t the durnk one if i can stay awake :P
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:lol :rollin
P.S. For those not wanting to miss an epic edic, what he put instead of 'awake' was 'alive'. :rollin :rollin
Awesome. Bravo, my friend. I'm sad that you never found the drunk thread. Lost in the abyss of the internet forever...just like the hyberbolic time chamber. Sigh... Dangerous. I too am drunk. Off I go.
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FUCK I'm Durnk
EDIT: o wait wrong thread off t the durnk one if i can stay awake :P
This is the best post I've seen in a very long time. Love it.
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Who farted?
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Actually i'm about to..............................there you go!
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Actually i'm about to..............................there you go!
:clap:
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Random thought....
Regardless of what the commercial implies, having a house party with a fridge full of Coors light with not have hot perfect 10 girls ringing your doorbell dying to come in to drink it and dance with you.
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I'm starting to suspect that Girl Scouts are putting crack in their cookies. I just ate a whole box of the lemonade cookies and I feel dirty now.
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I thought I'd come to you and say,
All the things I had on my mind.
I thought it might be really great
To show you how I feel inside
Then I think ... MAYBE NOT!
*epic instrumental section*
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Re: The random thoughts thread.
1.How am I going to sneak past those guards ?
2.Why did I bring Helium instead of air ?
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1.How am I going to sneak past those guards ?
It's too dangerous to go. Take this! *gives a bottle of expired milk*
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There's something eerily soothing about the cooking channel. I can't quite put my finger on it, but it somehow puts me in a trance-like state whenever I watch it.
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Okay, self, no need to make forays into social media every nanosecond.
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Can girls really engage in a circle jerk. Who's jerking what?
Made my day. :tup
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Half-blacks are considered black for the convenience of racists and blacks alike.
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That's gotta be the fattest one I've ever seen :eek
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Posted this on FB: "I like liking lots of a person's posts and not getting any likes in return. MAKES ME FEEL ALL WARM AND FUZZY INSIDE"
You can guess what happened next, most likes I've ever gotten.
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Sweet Jesus am I distracted or emotional or what.
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fuck it, they're all the same.
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On the fourth floor of the library, there is a single stall bathroom that happens to be unisex. I feel bad for girls because every time I go in, there is piss all over the seat... then it occurred to me. If women had to put it down to pee, and then put back up whenever they were done (instead of the other way around), they would always have a clean place to sit.
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I randomly thought of this today. Therefore I am sharing.
(https://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lybo2fjLoe1qbn6nco1_500.png)
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Ontogeny recapitulates phylogeny.
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Ontogeny recapitulates phylogeny.
You are so smart. Thanks! I never knew what it was called. I just searched "species fetus comparison". Way cool :tup
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It's not that I'm "smart", it's that I remember it from biology in high school (and it being reinforced in college level biology). REALLY cool to see it pictured!
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How long is Milton "Fucking" Banana going to be the lead entry in my last.fm recommendations.
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Holy fuck! Mewtwo is a tortoise embryo!
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:laugh:
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Headache cure (through sound therapy) - does help; takes several listens, plus good to supplement with fingertips to the forehead (about two inches above eyebrows) and thumbs against the temples.
https://www.foreheadheadache.com/headache-cure-through-sound-therapy/
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Skyyyyy rockets in flight!
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Skyyyyy rockets in flight!
I take it you had a very nice lunch break? :eyebrows:
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I'm eating sushi and after this I plan to masturbate.
After that I will play Super Castlevania IV.
Then I will sleepy time.
I gotta say it was a good day.
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I'm eating sushi and after this I plan to masturbate.
After that I will play Super Castlevania IV.
Then I will sleepy time.
I gotta say it was a good day.
Day made.
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Skyyyyy rockets in flight!
I take it you had a very nice lunch break? :eyebrows:
:zydarscouch:
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Damn, my wife is working until 7. LOL
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Is that a snot?
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There's nowhere to set my aim...
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MM, are you everywhere?
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The Shadow knows... (https://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/evil.gif)
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Fuckin' Monday...
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snip snip here
snip snip there
we're going to take your balls
we don't let the lions mate
in the merry old land of Oz
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trust me, that will completely evacuate your bowels faster than anything you've ever experienced before
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10 MG of death and resurrection.
:coolio
Rest and intensify.
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So God made a farmer. *grabs crotch*
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How is it that the masterpiece that is Roadhouse not get a sequel?
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There's probably 20, maybe even 30 different easy ways to suck that shit out of there, but you had to do it the hard way, didn't you?
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whoa ^
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Let's eat grandma!
Let's eat, grandma!
Punctuation is everything.
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She doesn't have a name... some kind of.. birth defect.
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Let's eat grandma!
Let's eat, grandma!
Punctuation is everything.
That reminded me of this awesome sketch:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MiGgnpUrP98
I miss Victor Borge!! :heart
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WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU STILL LIVING IN MY HOUSE!?!
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Let's eat grandma!
Let's eat, grandma!
Punctuation is everything.
(https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRWS3GBW-nnYI34csa1s6IAMleNRCq-BG1-clFk_cwXGSFf_wuArg)
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I think I'm in love with Stu Block, but it's 3AM.
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Save the geeks 'n save the nerds
Fuck the jocks 'n fuck the prom queens
ZOMMMMMBIIIIIEEEESS!
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PURPLE FRISBEE
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"GENERATING THE HYPER-QUANTUM VIBRATION"
This is not high quality science fiction........
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Well stuff my ass with salad and call me Helen.
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I just want to give Frank Ocean a hug.
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Why did it take all these years for Kentucky Fried Chicken to make a chicken pot pie?! Diversify!
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I just want to give Frank Ocean a hug.
The ocean doesn't want me today, but I'll be back tomorrow to play.
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Rocking Roll.
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Well, the best way to describe it would be that it feels like a constant wet willy, except in your crotch.
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What the fuck is a "puddled corner" ?? ? ?
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You really shouldn't sit on that. Really.
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I'm a little intrigued by this. Its like another world that my mind can't come to terms with.
(https://www.dirjournal.com/info/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/Car-Phone-1.jpg)
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Is a curse the opposite of a miracle?
Also, get out of my temporal lobe.
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Giving yourself a hand job on Valentines Day is know known as a TioJorge. So it is hand job written.
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:omg:
:blush
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Well I did see it on the Valentines Day thread. :lol
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Eh! :azn:
I'm not ashamed. I love myself. Long time.
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Giving yourself a hand job on Valentines Day is know known as a TioJorge. So it is hand job written.
:rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin
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Micheal Buffer is my hero. Dude shows up to work and says "lets get ready to rumble" and gets paid 6 figures. Incredible
(https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcR5rBwgbtUuH4wBUPOfWZNXwKO5T6gFXIyM7MXS_ghAQm4LGdIM)
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You only YOLO once.
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I like toast.
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I'm telling you, there HAS to be a way to suck that shit out of there!
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If thinking is the result of how subatomic particles behave, how can you think of life without imagining everything as ridiculously small 'Lego blocks'? Does it matter if you attach values to ideas if they're just a way of nature establishing itself? Can one reject this idea if the notion of rejection is a combination of particles that make up electrical impulses in the brain, forming that very thought?
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Dude... you repair elevators for a living... why are you in such a hurry?
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#TVSBO
Thine Vitality Subsists but Once.
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No matter where you go, there you are.
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Why do people making left turns never look to their left before turning? Every person I come across is focused on the traffic coming from the right, and when that's clear then they look to the left.
And that's what grinds my gears (no pun intended).
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You enter the world crying. You exit the world dying. In between is a bunch of lying.
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I thought... the dream made the man
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If you're going to write a one star review for something, at least make sure your spelling, grammar, and punctuation are correct.
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On the other hand, bacon.
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That's so Ebola.
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Touch the monkey and you'll see what happens.
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Why are basements so scary?
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You can't type paint without pain.
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The best way to waste time is by trying to figure out what the hell I'm trying to say with this sentence.
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The best way to waste time is by trying to figure out what the hell I'm trying to say with this sentence.
or reading it...
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Mastodon Nipples
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SAIL AWAY SAIL AWAY SAIL AWAY
fucking enya shit cock
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Man, it keeps hitting me, how much I've settled into my life at home, how every time I turn a corner, I expect the same exact thing to be on the other side, and unless my mother moves something, it always is, every time, without fail. It keeps hitting me that I'm gonna move out soon, and I'm gonna lose that feeling of familiarity from just walking around my home. The more I realize this, the more afraid I feel. At first, I wasn't sure what I was afraid of, but now I know. I'm afraid that I won't even get there. I'm afraid that I'll never get to experience what it's like to round that corner and not know intuitively what's on the other side.
BREAK OUT OF YOUR COMFORT ZONE, DARIAN. GAH.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EJwhqhqBtbo&t=2m35s
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Having too many birthdays is the biggest killer
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Which describes how you're feeling deep inside...
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Help! I'm a rock!
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help computer
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I wish the 2 assholes in my store would just get the fuck out!
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TRY THIS TRICK
AND SPIN IT
YEUUUH
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Go ahead, but don't blame me if it gets chopped off.
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Unbreakable foreskin. Luke Cage.
After being so into manga, Japanese comics...I've all of a sudden had a massive interest to start collecting American comics from Marvel and DC. I've always known the universe and characters (the main ones at least) but haven't really read any American comics bar a few Amazing Spidey comics... Starting New Avengers..
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Toot the flute.
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NO MORE LIEEEEEEEES!
NO MORE LIEEEEEEEES!
NO MORE LIEEEEEEEES!
NO MORE LIEEEEEEEES!
NO MORE LIEEEEEEEES!
NO MORE LIEEEEEEEES!
NO MORE LIEEEEEEEES!
NO MORE LIEEEEEEEES!
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toot my butt
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:lol :heart
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Touching the monkey
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To slap little Johny behind the ear.
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To slap little Johny behind the ear.
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Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government.
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Just the tip, I promise :heart
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To slap little Johny behind the ear.
To hide the salami.
*Sorry Jonny* :lol
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21 strings is just about enough...
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Sunday morning and artichoke
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Carpet > Hardwood floor
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Carpet > Hardwood floor
Flip that about my bitches.
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He paid up for free.
But got only two.
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I require more vinyls.
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I hate family sometimes.
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Blood may be thicker than water, but my dried semen is harder than both. So there.
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Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government.
Farcical aquatic ceremony.
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Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government.
Farcical aquatic ceremony.
:tup
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If I ate myself, would i become twice as big or disappear?
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Aaawwwwkwaaaarrrddd.
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Withered flowers forget what they wept for day after day.
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The brakes on Dutch trains are actually live blue whales.
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Empty-headed food trough wiper.
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I'd like to be in a coma.
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RECTANGLES!
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John 3:16
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Prog: the genre where a conversation about it can have a made up example name like "Mr. Glob And His Amazing Wackett Springle" and the other person in the conversation goes and googles it to see if it's actually some legendary cult band from 1970 they should check out.
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nope not real ^
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I know, but a friend of mine had to google to convince himself he wasn't missing out on something. The point is that I made the name up and he wasn't quite sure if it was a real band name or not.
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i know
but i had to be sure
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In market speculation, is the performance of a stock/currency/etc. determined by the group that yells "Bullish!" or "Bearish!" louder?
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Boats and hos.
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And if license's not mine,
then it's only a matter of fine.
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I'd like to be in a coma.
Have surgery.
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I wonder if I'd feel bad if the people I don't like killed themselves.
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Have you ever felt like you could sneeze your head off of your neck? :eek
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Very funny weather. This is the best April Fool's prank ever: freezing my tits off.
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YOLO Ono.
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YOLO Onno.
FTFM
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Why am I wasting my time when I have quite some stuff to do?
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Why am I wasting my time when I have quite some stuff to do?
42
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I've got a boner and I'd like a lady to suck on it. But there's none around. I'd suck it myself but I'm not as cool as Bill from Workaholics. So. Y'know. Pocket Pussy time. I capitalize it because that Pocket Pussy is actually my gee backslash eff.
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70's porn was so amazing, the stories turned you on before the sex itself and really in contrast; the acting was pretty decent, soap opera acting but acting nonetheless, if you can stomach bushes then 70's porn is the porn for you.
Up to the mid eighties it was good, then come late 80's hair styles and sets were awful but the stories stayed good.
I don't have an exact opinion on 90's hardcore, but the softcore stuff was pretty good.
Late 90's and on there is no story, if there's a premise it's told and horribly acted in about 5 minutes and then usually forgotten half way through with a lot of forth wall breaking and for some reason comments from the guy filming. RIP Porn.
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Piss poor planning in your part should not constitute a crisis on my part.
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This is something that happened to me yesterday.
Why would anybody use the F Bomb when interciewing for a job?
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Yes, Metty. Preach!!
That's insane, King... :lol I can just imagine that... "I really want this fucking job, sir!" I'm sure it was worse than that though...
WHERE THE HELL IS ALL MY TAMAGO!?
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Wow, well... I'm not doing THAT again.
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The world sucks! I should move to Greenland where there are very few people and they don't suck.
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I lyke toitles.
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I wonder which post was it that creeped out Debra :lol, TioJorge's or mine?
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Yea bitch... chew on that antler
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I wonder which post was it that creeped out Debra :lol , TioJorge's or mine?
Neither, actually - t'was completely unrelated to you dudes.
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That's what I figured.
I fucking love these sumbitch ranch doritos.
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YOLO Onno.
FTFM
Nice.
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KISS THE MIDGET!
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Go Ninja, go ninja go.
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Once a year these fuckin things pop up. P.I.T.A.!
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couldn't use the balls... but at least I walked away with a nice sack :JayOctavarium:
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Ha
na
ga
hanagasaitoyo
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It's hard to be a girl musician - especially if you happen to be a man.
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Windows 8: Why?
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Windows 8: Why?
Are you familiar with the Star Trek curse, the apparent trend where the odd movies were mostly bad, and the evens were good?
I'm starting to believe in the Windows curse. XP was great, Vista wasn't, Windows 7 was great, and Windows 8 isn't. I skipped straight from XP to 7, so I'm thinking of holding out till 9 hoping that this theory holds up. :P
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Teamwork is for pussies.
Because I like to see a team of pussies in unison.
Half-awakened. Light balls. What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman? Snow dickholes. Wait. 3 hours rest. 18 to go.
DON'T YOU GET TOO CLOSE OR I'LL BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH.
STICK IT UP YOUR NOSE; BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH
Monster Energy Drink.
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Didn't know where to post this... so I think I'll just put it here.
Today I've found the no. 20 four leaf clover of my life. Here it is:
(https://i49.tinypic.com/okc1lt.jpg)
I really like wandering alone in sunny meadows searching for four leaf clovers, and actually - after many of such findings through the years - I have formulated a theory:
Four leaf clover are not that rare after all. Maybe what is rare is the patience required to find them.
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Bleh... those were bland as hell.
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Why do you say "we're" pregnant? I don't say "we" only have one testicle.
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Well, apparently that was the end of that MP3 player... :censored
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Windows 8: Why?
Are you familiar with the Star Trek curse, the apparent trend where the odd movies were mostly bad, and the evens were good?
I'm starting to believe in the Windows curse. XP was great, Vista wasn't, Windows 7 was great, and Windows 8 isn't. I skipped straight from XP to 7, so I'm thinking of holding out till 9 hoping that this theory holds up. :P
In keeping with the topic of the thread, my answer is: Peanut Butter :corn
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SPOON!
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Boy, that sure was a quick way to drop $450.
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DOUBLE FEDEX TRUCK! ALL THE WAY ACROSS THE SKY!
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The older we get the more clearly we see that the world we live in sucks. I think that's why old people are afraid to die all that much. They have had about as much crap as they can handle by that point.
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When you procrastinate you make an ass out of pro's and those who just ate.
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How does deodorant have "ON DEMAND COOLING" ?
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HAMMERED DULCIMER
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As sure as eggs is eggs.
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I can see you running through the fields of sorrow.
-
One great way to make it on my very real imaginary universal hit list:
Don't put your blinker on whilst crossing multiple (or even one) lanes of traffic into a turn-only lane. Then, while you're stupid, useless, hairy ass is sitting there in the turn-only lane, a place of only turning, there's not even a god damn road in front of you...THEN PUT YOUR BLINKER ON. Cunts. Cunts are all over this fucking place.
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Or turn the wrong way up a one-way street while I'm crossing (and you haven't indicated), and then get disgruntled when I start to rage. That one gets me every time.
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SPOON!
:tick2:
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I can see you running through the fields of sorrow.
Coil :heart
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Coil is the song I most often have stuck in my head (when it's not Astra's The Black Chord... that one's taken two and a half weeks to shift, but Coil finally did it yesterday).
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Coil is the song I most often have stuck in my head (when it's not Astra's The Black Chord... that one's taken two and a half weeks to shift, but Coil finally did it yesterday).
Everytime I listen to Watershed, it results in me having Coil stuck in my head for the next couple of days. And I don't mind it at all :D
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Well, I think I know what will wake my housemates up tomorrow when I shower...
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15 will get you 20
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Apparently there is something wrong with a full grown man dressing up as a penguin and entering a 4th grader's classroom...
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Apparently there is something wrong with a full grown man dressing up as a penguin and entering a 4th grader's classroom...
Well yes, he should be making liquid nitrogen ice-cream for undergrad physicists at their annual party.
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Apparently there is something wrong with a full grown man dressing up as a penguin and entering a 4th grader's classroom...
Well yes, he should be making liquid nitrogen ice-cream for undergrad physicists at their annual party.
But... the 10 yr old is doing a report on penguins! lol
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I said, "Soybeans!? You gotta' be kiddin' me. Corn. Corn is where it's at."
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Too weird for weird people
-
Where is AndyDT?
-
Deep thoughts by Tick...
If everyday was your day off, your life would be over by now.
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If every day was a day off, I'd be going into work in my free time to have something interesting to do that kept me occupied on a permanent basis.
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If every day was a day off, I'd be going into work in my free time to have something interesting to do that kept me occupied on a permanent basis.
My deep thought was that days off fly by in the blink of an eye while the work day drags.
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Is there any soccer fan? As a fan of Real Madrid's, I can't help being disappointed at play with Dortmund today. RM 's performance was suck, absolutely suck. They let me perfectly down. I can't believe RM showed such suck performance to me, who expected play on today. Because of terrified result and performance, today is one of the worst day ever to me.
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Is there any soccer fan? As a fan of Real Madrid's, I can't help being disappointed at play with Dortmund today. RM 's performance was suck, absolutely suck. They let me perfectly down. I can't believe RM showed such suck performance to me, who expected play on today. Because of terrified result and performance, today is one of the worst day ever to me.
Bayern München - Borussia Dortmund as a final :corn.
Hope Borussia wins, 'cause I hate Bayern.
-
I'm hoping Barca can pull off a miracle and win 5-0
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Oh, that had to hurt a bit.
-
Sometime I wish my penis was vampiric.
-
If you take acid, chickens can fly.
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With my mind on my money and my money on my mind.
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I swear you are bipolar.
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I ain't no poobah.
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Don't honk at me. Mother effer if you want my attention you get out and knock on the door
-
Duck butter.
-
Nudnik is an underused noun.
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Titty sprinkles
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Raisin Bran......works every time :tup
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Now that I've gathered all of you here - BALLS.
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Now that I've gathered all of you here - BALLS.
:slowclap:
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:biggrin:
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ENGAGE TROLL PEDAL
-
I am not a troll, I am a free man! ha ha ha ha!!!
*drums*
(https://kirksnosehair.com/pics/troll.jpg)
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Does this mean I need a Six pedal now too, then?
-
He gives me a reason to live. Him and all those skank-ass hoes. :azn:
-
Don't even get me started on the roast beef. That shit was rancid.
-
Again?? Seriously?? C'MON!!!
-
The space between waiting is clear.
-
If it's just me and a dog in the room, and I fart, can I still blame it on the dog?
-
If a man is standing alone in the woods and he speaks and there is no woman there to hear him, is he still wrong?
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If a man is standing alone in the woods and he speaks and there is no woman there to hear him, is he still wrong?
Stealing for Facebook.
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*poot* :biggrin:
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If it's just me a dog in the room, and I fart, can I still blame it on the dog?
I guess. My stepfather still blames his on the jack russel. She's been dead about a year.
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Reading. It's fundamental ::)
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It's elemental. mmmm tears
oooooooooooo heeaaaven is a place in her ass
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Ugh....do farts have lumps? :|
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That steak was awesome.
-
Ugh....do farts have lumps? :|
Absolutely!
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Ugh....do farts have lumps? :|
:lol
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I like to put a single ice cube in my chocolate milk.
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Ugh....do farts have lumps? :|
That type are a little hard to blame on the dog.
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WOOF!
-
Telling you all the zombie truth
Here I'm is the Zombie Woof
-
Preventing an explosion with a bomb lolllooooooooool
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I'll get you, mutha licka
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da fuq is that stench?
-
rubber baby buggy bumpers
-
Why do laundry? Six-packs of underwear are only $4.69 at Costco!
-
Jazz is not dead; it just smells funny.
-
I know, I know, it's urgent, right?
-
6:00 on a May morning... AND FOR WHAT?
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SAUSAGES
-
Sorry - was that yours?
-
GOURANGA !
-
Poop tarts.
-
goddamnshitcockmotherfucktittyscrambleramblebamblecuntwhoretwatbitch
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Like a cunning Jaguar that gracefully swims through the assorted charcoal shadows sketched by a jungle that breathes thick vines, leaves and limbs.......Revelation and Realization have a way of pouncing on your back then accurately wrapping their needle lined jaws around your jugular..........
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Sonofabitch ate my cookies >:(
-
The stupid has moved on from burn and leaped over to sting.
-
*stabbity stabbity*
-
I'm sorry ... Did the middle of my sentence interrupt the beginning of yours??
-
Innovade Innovate the Innovators
-
Aaargh! There are not varying degrees of uniqueness. Something is either unique or it's not!!
-
Wascally wabbit.
-
So many squirrels...
-
For the last time, no, damn it! I don't want Java to make changes to my computer!
-
Two tears in a bucket, ......fu%k it!
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Stress: That confusion created when one's mind overrides the body's desire to choke the living shit out of some asshole who desperately needs it.
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Stress: That confusion created when one's mind overrides the body's desire to choke the living shit out of some asshole who desperately needs it.
Stress Relief: The satisfaction gained when one's mind overrides the body's desire not to choke the living shit out of some asshole who desperately needs it and instead clubs them upside the head with a wooden Baseball Bat.
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So many squirrels...
Too many puppies
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So many squirrels...
Too many puppies
Not enough Bobcats
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The next property you show me in the $500k range will be the last property you show me - I'm not Bill fucking Gates, you know! >:(
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How can my foot just randomly start itching on the side. I didn't move, didn't adjust, I didn't do anything. It just started itching, just to fuck with me. Fuck you foot, you sir, are a dick.
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Fuck you foot, you sir, are a dick.
Braggert! I wish
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I'll start being nicer if you start being smarter.
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You're my oldest friend and I love you like a brother but... come on... this isn't the middle ages... use fucking condoms!
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Krispy kreme > Dunkin doughnuts
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Stress: That confusion created when one's mind overrides the body's desire to choke the living shit out of some asshole who desperately needs it.
Stress Relief: The satisfaction gained when one's mind overrides the body's desire not to choke the living shit out of some asshole who desperately needs it and instead clubs them upside the head with a wooden Baseball Bat.
Beautiful, man. :lol :heart :clap:
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Just the tip, OK?
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Walked into work and Rush was playing on the lobby radio. :metal
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25.8069 is the root of all evil.
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Could someone trade noses with me?
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Um... ;)
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Why... oh why... is there a film on the back of a rack of Baby-back Ribs? And why is it so time consuming to remove?
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Wait, what the hell is that bulge?
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I'll take the big top of grannies if you take the blacks. Deal? Deal.
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No. I'm sorry dude... Just because it's Father's Day and you successfully procreated at least once does NOT give you the right to be a douche bag to every else around you. Piss off.
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I repeat: one more time. :facepalm:
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Any offers yet?
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Two weeks from never.
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I don't care if I ever hear beach music again.
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What's that shape? What's that sound? That's just me...
FALLING DOWN.
/TFF
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Memo to self: two words that never belong together are 'weirdest' and 'boner'.
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I really don't know what your problem is, but I bet it's REAL hard to pronounce.
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That's a lot of pus!
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Who lit the fucking fuse on your tampon!?
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Forget the things you left behind
For looking back you may go blind
DOO DOO DOO DOO DEE DOO
DOO DOO DOO DOO DEE DOO
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I JUST KILLED A MUSQUITO
IT WAS A GOOD DAY
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There's many a slip twix a cup and a lip.....
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THEY GO TO A LAKE OF FIRE AND FRY
Not just the bad folks. Every swinging dick and gaping fuck-hole. EVERY ONE OF US. BURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN.
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Don't you hate it when they put the mushrooms under the cheese?
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Waiting for TTIIIIIIIMMMMMEEE to disaPEEEEAAAARRRRRR!!!!
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A dry heat takes up a lot of energy.
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going to watch Watership Down for the millionth time on the way to Branson tomorrow, still going to love it even though it's bloody as heck throughout but mostly at the end
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I'm holding because deep down I already know we're close and there's no turning back once we go down that road. So I'm holding on to you.
:millahhhh :heart :angry: :sadpanda: :huh: :azn: :smiley: :loser: :-\ :-* :police: :blush :xbones :metal :metal :metal :metal :metal :metal :metal :metal :metal :metal :metal :metal :metal :metal :metal :metal :metal :metal :metal :metal :metal :metal :metal :metal :metal :metal :metal :metal :metal :metal :azn:
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And I'm all out of bubble-gum!
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I STAND!
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The pleasure was all yours...
:hat
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When did counting back your change become a lost art?
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I'M A REASONABLE MAN GET OFF MY CASE GET OFF MY CASE
YOU FUCKING CUNT
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my circadian rhythm is fucked
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Where is the Coffee Fairy when you need him?
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SHY BOY
HIS HEAD IN THE SAND
NO RISK OF REJECTION THEN
asdopgiahsglknmbioahrgnjasdnf;lkasjdfpaurlabriegasmnglsmvdegjngojfurgkasghefopiaedrgka;gkjar;lgjapra;faoihgaejr
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6000 posts! :2metal:
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That's 7 pounds of shit in a 3 pound bag.
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He's 10 gallons of asshole in a 5 quart carton.
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Velveeta Skillets:
Liquid Gold? More like Liquid Shits.
But god damn does it taste great.
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Sometimes, nice just ain't nice enough.
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Love livin' in the fast lane. Hate workin' in the express lane.
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Don't make it any worse just throw it in reverse!
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Put that back inside, where it belongs.
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I always misread "The Bank Of Aland" as "The Bank Of Aniland"
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HEY NOW THROUGH ANGER WE HUNGER FOR GOD
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Frank was so right, broken hearts are for assholes!
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Two eggs in a tube sock...
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(https://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41UjAM%2BkGvL._SY300_.jpg)
Reeses brand peanut butter is far superior to all other peanut butters.
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Woooooah nelly....
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Survive 4 more hours of work to get to vacation. tick tick tick......
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I heard you like validating XML formats so we made an XSD for your XSD.
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(https://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41UjAM%2BkGvL._SY300_.jpg)
Reeses brand peanut butter is far superior to all other peanut butters.
I haven't tried that, does it taste like the PB in Reese's PB cups? I love the PB cups, but I don't know how I'd feel about the PB alone, seems too sweet.
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Congratulations. You're 22, living at home, unemployed, unmarried, and now pregnant. The rest doesn't matter because, as you told me years ago, having kids is the only thing you want in life. Well there you go. I wouldn't be surprised if you poked a hole in a condom or lied about taking birth control. I'm just glad I got away from that clusterfuck you call a life over 2 years ago. And if you come up to me Wednesday and tell me this in person, this is pretty much the response you will get.
(https://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41UjAM%2BkGvL._SY300_.jpg)
Reeses brand peanut butter is far superior to all other peanut butters.
I haven't tried that, does it taste like the PB in Reese's PB cups? I love the PB cups, but I don't know how I'd feel about the PB alone, seems too sweet.
It is a tad sweet IIRC but it's strangely addicting. Sadly I can't get it where I live :/
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TOOTHPICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Do it yourself plumbing fixes.......ALWAYS works out great :tup
In case it's not obvious due to mere text, sarcasm should be used when reading the above statement. It's fascinating how a 'drip' can turn into a trickle, then a steady stream.....then a cool looking spray.
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That awkward moment when you are trying to end a text message conversation and the other person keeps it going by asking broad questions like "hows everything going",
ugh..
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Why is Watership Down such an amazing movie/book
It's my favorite everything basically except music, but it still has pretty great music
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TACOS, BITCH!!!!!
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Ain't my fault you got towed :loser:
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Emotion (whatever that means) isn't the only, nor by extension necessarily the best, reason to love a piece of music!
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SAFE IN THE LIGHT THAT SURROUNDS ME
:hefdaddy
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Oranges are delicious! And that doesn't have anything to do with the national colour of my country.
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I need a visa-wizard.
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I'M DRIVEN
CARELESSLY
OVER THE EDGE
BY MY DRUNKEN LIMO DRIVER
WTFBROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
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Wait, that's not supposed to itch!
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FACT: 1 = 0.9999999999999999∞
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Well, you were about a useful as a mint flavored suppository.
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I'M DRIVEN
CARELESSLY
OVER THE EDGE
BY MY DRUNKEN LIMO DRIVER
WTFBROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
:rollin
FACT: 1 = 0.9999999999999999∞
That's not true, is it? Well, assuming you mea 1 = 0.999..... with an infinite amount of nines. Although the amount of nines is infinite, it's still never quite the same as one. Small (and indeterminable) as the difference may be, there is still a difference.
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FACT: 1 = 0.9999999999999999∞
That's not true, is it? Well, assuming you mea 1 = 0.999..... with an infinite amount of nines. Although the amount of nines is infinite, it's still never quite the same as one. Small (and indeterminable) as the difference may be, there is still a difference.
From Wikipedia (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/0.999...):
In mathematics (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mathematics), the repeating decimal (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Repeating_decimal) 0.999... (sometimes written with more or fewer 9s before the final ellipsis (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ellipsis), or as 0.9, 0.(9), or ) denotes a real number (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Real_number) that can be shown to be the number one (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1_(number)). In other words, the symbols "0.999..." and "1" represent the same number. Proofs (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mathematical_proof) of this equality (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Equality_(mathematics)) have been formulated with varying degrees of mathematical rigor (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mathematical_rigor), taking into account preferred development of the real numbers, background assumptions, historical context, and target audience.
Every nonzero, terminating decimal has an equal twin representation with trailing 9s, such as 8.32 and 8.31999... The terminating decimal representation is almost always preferred, contributing to the misconception that it is the only representation. The same phenomenon occurs in all other bases (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Radix) or in any similar representation of the real numbers.
The equality of 0.999... and 1 is closely related to the absence of nonzero infinitesimals (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Infinitesimal) in the real number system, the most commonly used system in mathematical analysis (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mathematical_analysis). Some alternative number systems (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/0.999...#In_alternative_number_systems), such as thehyperreals (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hyperreal_number), do contain nonzero infinitesimals. In most such number systems, the standard interpretation of the expression 0.999... makes it equal to 1, but in some of these number systems, the symbol "0.999..." admits other interpretations that contain infinitely many 9s while falling infinitesimally short of 1.
The equality 0.999... = 1 has long been accepted by mathematicians and is part of general mathematical education. Nonetheless, some students find it sufficiently counterintuitive (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Counterintuitive) that they question or reject it, commonly enough that the difficulty of convincing them of the validity of this identity has been the subject of numerous studies in mathematics education.
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[not random]
I completely corkscrewed that last quote
[/not random]
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That's really, really cool.
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No gene-pool lottery here, last time I checked in the mirror. :millahhhh
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Flipping through the channels and I come across 16 and pregnant and I'm all like "this is so dumb, tv is so dumb, can't believe people watch this dumb stuff ect, ect"
Cut to 45 minutes later and I'm still watching it :facepalm:
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Every time I go on vacation, no matter where I go people are nicer than the state I live in. People in Connecticut are kind of a bunch of dicks.
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Boat. I should buy a boat.
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Boat. I should buy a boat.
without a hole in it.
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As I watch the sun play in your hair, I realize I couldn't really care less about you. :azn:
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If I was the naked baby on the front of Nevermind, I would be trying to get some royalties.
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Stop showing off!
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CHOMP!
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Smolder legs? What the hell are "smolder legs" ?
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If I was the naked baby on the front of Nevermind, I would be trying to get some royalties.
Starting with that dollar. ;D
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Does it annoy anyone else that people who are related to rockstars or have been in famous bands before automatically get fast tracked to success ?
They don't have to put any work in . Is this fair ?
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You have instances of that in any industry. Hell, even my company has that.
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can't blame people for taking the path of least resistance. take advantage of what ya can
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This is the first summer i've lived in Reading & I can hear Green Day FROM MY HOUSE ;D ;D
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It's Eminem tonight and Biffy Clyro tomorrow night but I won't be in Reading tomorrow :(
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My friend's mom suggested that I wear this (https://www.amazon.com/Pokemon-Pikachu-Kigurumi-Pajamas-Halloween/dp/B00910VFS6/ref=pd_sim_sbs_t_3) my first day of college.
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My friend's mom suggested that I wear this (https://www.amazon.com/Pokemon-Pikachu-Kigurumi-Pajamas-Halloween/dp/B00910VFS6/ref=pd_sim_sbs_t_3) my first day of college.
I support that whole heartedly. That would be the best sight ever to see on campus :metal
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Run at people, poke them yelling "ZAP!" and then run away yelling "CATCH ME!" over and over.
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You want a random thought? Here we go:
Why do lifts have separate call buttons, whether you want to go up or down? Why not just one button that brings the lift to you from anywhere? I get confused as to what I should do. Say, I'm on the 1st floor, and I want to go to the ground floor, and there's a G on the display. Do I press the Up button to bring the lift up to me, or do I press the Down button because I want to go down?
I know the answer, but still. This problem could be avoided with just one "call lift" button.
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It's mainly for electric elevators that are in-transit and have a kind of 'queue'. Whilst going down, if someone on the first floor calls it 'down', it will continue to the top floor, then go back down. However, say the elevator is in-transit going down, and someone calls it 'down', it'll stop at that floor before reaching it's original destination. There can be other situations as well depending on how well programmed the system is and that is usually dependent on how many floors the building has.
Things like old-school 'lifts' in coal mines and such just have one switch because there's almost always just 'one-way'.
...
I worked at a fancy-shmancy hotel for a while and when I first started I was the bell boy and many times spent my days in an elevator and on more than a few occasions was stuck due to either some dumbass malfunction or flat-out power outages (Seattle, fuck you dude). I became good friends with one of the technicians, actually. Good 'ole Leo. Pastor's son. Elevator expert.
...now there's a random thought.... :millahhhh
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Wouldn't it be funny if they played a game of hockey with overcooked pork chops?
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Ass and balls: To eat, or not to eat?
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Not mine, you won´t!
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Holy fuck the noobs are crazy.
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I'M STAYING HOME I'M SORRY BOYS BUT I'M A LITTLE SENSITIVE
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Yeah, I'm not waterproof, either....
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Paprika is like Hungarian cocaine!
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Salad is boring, even with Chicken in it.
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I agree. The only salad I like is the kind that has so much shit in it that it's not even a salad anymore. "Yes, I'd like the House salad...add bacon, eggs, shrimp, bacon, bacon, and bacon, please".
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I agree. The only salad I like is the kind that has so much shit in it that it's not even a salad anymore. "Yes, I'd like the House salad...add bacon, eggs, shrimp, bacon, bacon, and bacon, please".
and hold the lettuce if you don't mind.
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Whenever I get salad at work I make it rain on that bitch. Onions, cottage cheese, shredded cheese, bacon bits, croutons, Italian dressing... mmm mmm, bitch!
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Whenever I get salad at work I make it rain on that bitch. Onions, cottage cheese, shredded cheese, bacon bits, croutons, Italian dressing... mmm mmm, bitch!
Get nasty with that salad!
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Don't forget bleu cheese! Our restaurant has the greatest bleu cheese I've ever tasted... Mmm! Most people I know detest it, and they've tried this shit and order a plate of it for their salad. It's Riddickulous. I'm going to see Riddick tonight. WOOOOOOT
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I'm fine with lots of lettuce, baby corn, and italian dressing and/or red wine vinaigrette.
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'Rocky' ran over 30 miles in the training run made famous in Rocky II when he climbed the steps at the end. Using the montage of scenes and modern day mileage apps, some dude figured it out.
https://blogs.phillymag.com/the_philly_post/2013/09/18/rocky-training-run-rocky-ii/
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I am eating homemade corn beef hash and eggs. I feel sorry for vegetarians.
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'Rocky' ran over 30 miles in the training run made famous in Rocky II when he climbed the steps at the end. Using the montage of scenes and modern day mileage apps, some dude figured it out.
https://blogs.phillymag.com/the_philly_post/2013/09/18/rocky-training-run-rocky-ii/
Very cool, thanks for that.
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Men think about flotation devises every 3 seconds.
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'Rocky' ran over 30 miles in the training run made famous in Rocky II when he climbed the steps at the end. Using the montage of scenes and modern day mileage apps, some dude figured it out.
https://blogs.phillymag.com/the_philly_post/2013/09/18/rocky-training-run-rocky-ii/
Very cool, thanks for that.
Yeah it's pretty neat....and funny. Having personally ran (1) Marathon which is 26.2 Miles, I can tell you there's no way he's jumping around all happy with the kiddos at the end of that 30 mile run. On top of the fact that he didn't have a water bottle. I know it's supposed to be goofy...it is cool someone tracked that run out though.
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Wow, that's a lot of shit!
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My random thought for the day :
" The actual odds of anything happening are all identical. It is the same for everything. "
" It is 50%. A thing will either happen. Or it will not. "
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I know what you mean, and I'm inclined to agree; but I think that's completely wrong. :lol Like I said though, I get your drift. I'll drift along with your drift. Then again I'm talking out my ass. Oh and I have to poop.
Life is but a dream
Drifting on a stream
A streeeeeeam
...*siiigh* System...how I miss thee...
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I know what you mean, and I'm inclined to agree; but I think that's completely wrong. :lol Like I said though, I get your drift. I'll drift along with your drift. Then again I'm talking out my ass. Oh and I have to poop.
Life is but a dream
Drifting on a stream
A streeeeeeam
...*siiigh* System...how I miss thee...
Why do you miss System? They're still around :)
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Maybe he misses the first two albums and Steal This Album when they were System Of A Down.
Not the last two albums when they became System Of A Daron.
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Last two albums are amazing.
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I know what you mean, and I'm inclined to agree; but I think that's completely wrong. :lol Like I said though, I get your drift. I'll drift along with your drift. Then again I'm talking out my ass. Oh and I have to poop.
Life is but a dream
Drifting on a stream
A streeeeeeam
...*siiigh* System...how I miss thee...
What are the chances of the moon crashing into Earth next Wednesday ?
Very UNLIKELY. But it is still 50% . It will crash into earth on Wednesday or it won't.
:lol
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Last two albums are amazing.
I thought Hypnotize was terrible.
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Let's agree to disagree then :P
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:angry: Yes that would be for the best.
BTW - Did you see that Devin tweeted me a few times yesterday ? ;)
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Yep, I did. Shame he wouldn't check out your album but I absolutely understand. Though as English isn't my native language, I don't really get what he means with 'been bitten too many times'.
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I actually adore both Hypnotize and Mesmerize, but I do find Steal This Album to be the most favored. Granted, that changes every now and again, but the nostalgia of STA usually kicks it up a notch. Also that song is the first song that really got me into SoAD, despite Toxicity being the song I first heard.
But I mean it'll probably be a while before we get a new album and who knows if it'll be any good or if it'll just be Serj attempting to take the reigns again. I'm one of the few who loves Daron's insane vocals and attitude. It does indeed wear thin now and again, however.
I digress. Work time...ugh. WELCOME! MAY I MURDER YOU!?
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Yep, I did. Shame he wouldn't check out your album but I absolutely understand. Though as English isn't my native language, I don't really get what he means with 'been bitten too many times'.
It means " i've had too many bad experiences ". Maybe people asked him to listen to their music and then demand stuff from him ?
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I actually adore both Hypnotize and Mesmerize, but I do find Steal This Album to be the most favored. Granted, that changes every now and again, but the nostalgia of STA usually kicks it up a notch. Also that song is the first song that really got me into SoAD, despite Toxicity being the song I first heard.
But I mean it'll probably be a while before we get a new album and who knows if it'll be any good or if it'll just be Serj attempting to take the reigns again. I'm one of the few who loves Daron's insane vocals and attitude. It does indeed wear thin now and again, however.
I digress. Work time...ugh. WELCOME! MAY I MURDER YOU!?
I am of the opinion that SOAD got worse with every album.
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Yep, I did. Shame he wouldn't check out your album but I absolutely understand. Though as English isn't my native language, I don't really get what he means with 'been bitten too many times'.
It means " i've had too many bad experiences ". Maybe people asked him to listen to their music and then demand stuff from him ?
Ah, that should explain, yes.
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What is the square root of a Flexnard?
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What is the square root of a Flexnard?
Twimple-Floppo
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Wrong. Do it again
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Wrong. Do it again
Damn. I can't . I broke my Crapulator.
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The flavor is grape, but yet, the wrapper is blue. :huh:
(https://www.bulkcandystore.com/Assets/images/products/tootsie_pops_grape.jpg)
as a kid this confused me profusely.
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This thought occurred to me earlier :
You have £2 in cash. The bus does not give change. The journey into town costs £1.20 from stop A or £1.80 from stop B.
Do you :
A. Go from stop B and "only" lose 20p
B. Go from stop A and lose 80p
C. Not care because it costs £2 whatever ?
What say you, DTF ?
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This thought occurred to me earlier :
You have £2 in cash. The bus does not give change. The journey into town costs £1.20 from stop A or £1.80 from stop B.
Do you :
A. Go from stop B and "only" lose 20p
B. Go from stop A and lose 80p
C. Not care because it costs £2 whatever ?
What say you, DTF ?
If I understand the question correctly, if it's going to cost me the same either way, I'll go from whichever stop is the most convenient for me.
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Yeah me too but I can imagine some people going from the stop that costs more so they don't "waste" 80p. Even though both stops will cost them £2.
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The principle is good and all, but in reality, you're paying to not have to walk, so whichever saves the most walking, or arrives earlier, is which is "worth" more in practice.
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Dear Tim Horton's,
Please some to Indiana.
Sincerely, a Hoosier
P.S. You too Yuengling.
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The principle is good and all, but in reality, you're paying to not have to walk, so whichever saves the most walking, or arrives earlier, is which is "worth" more in practice.
It's not about covenience. It's asking who would consider £1.20 as having lost 80p when they're spending the same anyway ? Not which stop is closest to walk to. Let's say both stops are at the same place and they alternate between £1.20 & £1.80.
My question is : would you rather spend £2 on a £1.80 fare or on a £1.20 fare - and see that as a loss of £.80 ?
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The principle is good and all, but in reality, you're paying to not have to walk, so whichever saves the most walking, or arrives earlier, is which is "worth" more in practice.
It's not about covenience. It's asking who would consider £1.20 as having lost 80p when they're spending the same anyway ? Not which stop is closest to walk to. Let's say both stops are at the same place and they alternate between £1.20 & £1.80.
My question is : would you rather spend £2 on a £1.80 fare or on a £1.20 fare - and see that as a loss of £.80 ?
I understand, I'm saying that if the end result is the same that I'm spending £2 anyway, it wouldn't matter to me how much it's worth in money (and therefore how much I'm losing), I'd only care which is "worth" more to me based on other factors.
But if hypothetically speaking there were no other factors to consider, it would make no difference to me, because in a practical sense I'm losing the same amount each way, £2. I don't feel like I've achieved anything by "losing" less.
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Titty, titty, hum, hum
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Why is it that I still round up to the nearest dollar when I'm filling up my car even though I use my debit card? I know I don't have to but I still do it like I'm paying cash.
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The principle is good and all, but in reality, you're paying to not have to walk, so whichever saves the most walking, or arrives earlier, is which is "worth" more in practice.
It's not about covenience. It's asking who would consider £1.20 as having lost 80p when they're spending the same anyway ? Not which stop is closest to walk to. Let's say both stops are at the same place and they alternate between £1.20 & £1.80.
My question is : would you rather spend £2 on a £1.80 fare or on a £1.20 fare - and see that as a loss of £.80 ?
I understand, I'm saying that if the end result is the same that I'm spending £2 anyway, it wouldn't matter to me how much it's worth in money (and therefore how much I'm losing), I'd only care which is "worth" more to me based on other factors.
But if hypothetically speaking there were no other factors to consider, it would make no difference to me, because in a practical sense I'm losing the same amount each way, £2. I don't feel like I've achieved anything by "losing" less.
So C then.
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Why is it that I still round up to the nearest dollar when I'm filling up my car even though I use my debit card? I know I don't have to but I still do it like I'm paying cash.
You and me both. Not only that, but if I go over.....I'll go renagade and top it off to the next dollar. Just begging to get doused in gasoline.
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What makes me happy? When I order fries and there's a stray onion ring in there. And vice versa. It's like a little bonus.
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That face! :omg:
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I keep skipping Abnormal Psych to smoke with my friends and I still have the highest grade in the class. Being a Math major among Psych majors is fun.
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Run nose, RUN! >:(
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You do realize that that half hour has now turned into an hour and a half...
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Been drooling over this hot naked chick (https://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2010/4/28/1272450741733/Roast-chicken-006.jpg)
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So is it supposed to be pronounced Epic-loud, Epi-cloud, or Epic-Cloud? Because I like clouds.
And the epic-loud thing just dawned on me. :lol
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I'm a cunning linguist :)
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Better than being a cunning little runt.
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So is it supposed to be pronounced Epic-loud, Epi-cloud, or Epic-Cloud? Because I like clouds.
And the epic-loud thing just dawned on me. :lol
I think it's Epic-Loud, because Epic-Clouder makes no sense
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Makes sense. Though I do like the idea of an Epic Cloud. ;D
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mmmmm. Steamy.
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So is it supposed to be pronounced Epic-loud, Epi-cloud, or Epic-Cloud? Because I like clouds.
And the epic-loud thing just dawned on me. :lol
I think it's Epic-Loud, because Epic-Clouder makes no sense
I call it Epi-Cloud :biggrin:
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When it comes to moving boxes, nothing beats free Taco Bell boxes :metal
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You really put me in the mood to go move some boxes! But we don't have Taco Bell over...............soon!
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I really don't think bacon is all that great.... :dunno:
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You can't chase after past moments, you can only forge new memories.
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Why the hell would I want to give Dracula a Twix bar when I can eat it myself?
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I call it Epi-Cloud :biggrin:
*hugs*
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So i didn't want to buy Mountain Lion just for messages so i skipped it.
Now OS X Mavericks comes with iMessage and it's a free upgrade.
I made the right choice :)
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I'm not sure you should be touching that.....thing.
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YOU JUDGE ME
AND NOW YOU ARE ME
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Life's too short to be an asshole.
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Maybe its just me but in the Summer 8pm feels like the night is young! but at this time of year 6pm feels like its almost time for bed.
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Maybe its just me but in the Summer 8pm feels like the night is young! but at this time of year 6pm feels like its almost time for bed.
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....knock...knock-knock...knock
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....knock...knock-knock...knock
COOOOOOOOOOOOOOME IN.
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....knock...knock-knock...knock
WE DON'T WANT ANY.
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Did anyone else see Portnoy tweeting about his son's friend's funeral and how it's been a really tough weekend in the Portnoy household ?
Really don't wanna sound bad but - surely that kind of stuff should be kept private.
a.) Not broadcast on twitter to thousands of people who aren't even related to Portnoy or the kid.
b.) Especially when it's not even your own family. I doubt he asked the family's permission to tweet the news of their bereavement.
Or maybe i'm wrong. Should he tweet this or not do you think ?
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Did anyone else see Portnoy tweeting about his son's friend's funeral and how it's been a really tough weekend in the Portnoy household ?
Really don't wanna sound bad but - surely that kind of stuff should be kept private.
a.) Not broadcast on twitter to thousands of people who aren't even related to Portnoy or the kid.
b.) Especially when it's not even your own family. I doubt he asked the family's permission to tweet the news of their bereavement.
Or maybe i'm wrong. Should he tweet this or not do you think ?
I totally agree, but as fans of Portnoy we understand that this is who the guy is. That probably will never change. He says plenty of stuff he should not as far as I'm concerned but I just roll my eyes and move on.
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Mike Portnoy singing Crazy Horses on the Neal Morse Blu Ray is the worst abomination I have ever viewed on any concert film I have ever seen!
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You charge $115 /hr to drive down here and fiddle with these gates?? Jeeze where to I sign up?!?!
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Anyone ever had a *slight* pain in the mouth region but you can't tell exactly where it is ? :lol
It doesn't particularly *hurt* - it's more of a slight ache but every time it happens - you can't tell
Was that in my upper jaw ? my gums ? my cheek ? It felt like it was in mid air ! :/ :lol
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Gimme that
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Anyone ever had a *slight* pain in the mouth region but you can't tell exactly where it is ? :lol
It doesn't particularly *hurt* - it's more of a slight ache but every time it happens - you can't tell
Was that in my upper jaw ? my gums ? my cheek ? It felt like it was in mid air ! :/ :lol
Yep!
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Pertaining to retail sales...Customers are generally liars. Take what they say with a grain of salt.
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Anyone ever had a *slight* pain in the mouth region but you can't tell exactly where it is ? :lol
It doesn't particularly *hurt* - it's more of a slight ache but every time it happens - you can't tell
Was that in my upper jaw ? my gums ? my cheek ? It felt like it was in mid air ! :/ :lol
Yep!
I think it's because the nerves in the mouth are all connected - so if you have a toothache - sometimes it feels like it's moving around.
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There is no safe method for dropping trow after a shart.
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Do you ever think about much money we spend on stuff we really don't want? For example...I just spent 15 bucks at Costco for garbage bags just so I can throw shit away. How much does that suck?
I mean no one is proud of the purchase of garbage bags. Its not like you go to a friends house to show them off like a new car.
"Hey check these out! Hefty kitchen bags! 200 count, 2ply and a drawstring baby!"
Reply...
"Oh man, you are living the dream!"
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So I am a man who is quite fond of his chocolate milk and the past couple of days, my chocolate milk has seriously been tasting like shit, and at first I was blaming the powder, but then I noticed that somehow, someway Fat-free milk had gotten into the house. So I just have one thing to say and that is:
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Fuck fat-free milk. It tastes like water.
So I went out to the store today and picked up some whole milk, and now everything is right as rain. :D
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I like skim milk in everything except coffee. Coffee needs to be made with the highest fat laced milk as possible.
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Raw milk is good for everything
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Right from the tit. Just how I like it.
Excuse me: Teet.
P.S. Mmmmm milk and vodka.
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Man, my knee is KILLING me...
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"So this is Oregon huh? 'Tolerant' Oregon...."
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He giggled gleefully when he saw the shoestring dangling from his....um....crack.
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Seriously? I thought that was brilliantly funny...no one?
Any one? *crickets*
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Do you think there's people out there who go out on Black Friday not for deals or material things, but for the love of glorious combat?
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Storm comin? Hatchet comin!
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Listerine is hardcore. My mouth felt like I had poured acid into it. I guess that means it was working?
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Beware of drivers who can't color between the lines.
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A guy could chip a tooth trying to take a bite of that!
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"The customer is always right."
Truly one of the most stupid, bogus, nonsensical phrases in the history of man!
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I kinda want Mick Jagger to have a seizure, just so I can post a vine video parody of Maroon 5's "Moves Like Jagger".
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I'M GOING TO CHICAGO!
No... it still hasn't occurred to me yet. It will happen soon enough...
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Who the hell called Chicago?!
AUDREY!!
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"The customer is always right."
Truly one of the most stupid, bogus, nonsensical phrases in the history of man!
It most certainly is, but just imagine that you work in a grocery store pharmacy and the dumb ass, mouth breathing store manager comes over and bitches at you, because a customer thought for some reason that he was the appropriate person to bitch too about their prescription co-pay being too high.
And in his dumb, corporate, robot manager brain "the customer is always right", but in reality altering co-pays is insurance fraud dumb ass.
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Speaking of pharmacy - in my previous life as a pharmacist (not allowed in grocery stores out here - can only be owned by pharmacists.......which makes what I'm about to say so much worse) I was berated by my boss in front of the customer for refusing to break the law and give them an amphetamine product for their teenager because they couldn't be stuffed going to the doctor. Afterwards he sent the customer a bunch of flowers to apologise for my behaviour.
I told him to go f**k himself and resigned.
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"The customer is always right."
Truly one of the most stupid, bogus, nonsensical phrases in the history of man!
It most certainly is, but just imagine that you work in a grocery store pharmacy and the dumb ass, mouth breathing store manager comes over and bitches at you, because a customer thought for some reason that he was the appropriate person to bitch too about their prescription co-pay being too high.
And in his dumb, corporate, robot manager brain "the customer is always right", but in reality altering co-pays is insurance fraud dumb ass.
That guy is truly a fool.
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9 inches? da fuq :yeahright
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My turds must AT LEAST be a good 10-14 inches or I am NOT happy. :metal :yarr
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Caramel carrot
See TioJorge's post above.
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If you snip your Achilles tendon with wire cutters, would your toes slap you in the shin? I think we should be told!
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If you snip your Achilles tendon with wire cutters, would your toes slap you in the shin? I think we should be told!
What is it with you and snipping one's Achilles tendon with wire cutters? I'm beginning to grow concerned! :lol
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Come on Jaffa...aren't these the same questions any of us as ourselves? Or is it just me.. :lol
Example: If you drink from a spittoon do you only need to swallow once since it's likely that the entire contents are connected?
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If you snip your Achilles tendon with wire cutters, would your toes slap you in the shin? I think we should be told!
I swear that happened in a movie once...
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Stop what you're doing, put down the vibrator and the cheese grater, and feed those llamas.
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Coffee Bean & Tea Leaf's coffee tastes like burnt piss.
-takes another sip-
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I'm sure they taste just fine but they look too much like scabs.
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Gah these harmonies need to fit better
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So, if everyone in America burned a $1 dollar bill, all on the same day, would inflation slow down/decrease slightly?
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So, am I the only person who absolutely never wants to get married or have kids ? Secondly if I didn't wake up tomorrow it wouldn't be the worst thing ever.....
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I hate going to bed.
1.It's boring and you just lie there for 8 hours or so when that time could be spent working on stuff.
2.I'm an insomniac - so I either just lie there wide awake for hours continually changing sides - or I get back up anyway and carry on with what I was doing .
3.I'm depressed - so even if I do get a full 8 hours - I don't feel full of energy when i do wake up - so I may as well have stayed awake all night...
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my heart is sad for Kotowboy :(
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So, am I the only person who absolutely never wants to get married or have kids ? Secondly if I didn't wake up tomorrow it wouldn't be the worst thing ever.....
I'm in the same boat. I don't know your reasoning, but in my case, I am definitely not asexual, but I just don't like the idea of marriage. Mostly the commitment part. Although, in my case, the dislike extends to relationships as well. I will admit that I have never been in a relationship and possibly never will be. And people will tell me that I just haven't found the right person. Maybe they're right, but if I never find the "right person", I'm ok with that. The way I see it, not wanting to get married is fine as long as it's actually what you want and not just a statement of hopelessness.
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It's the former. Ijust can't be doing with all that added responsibility and arguing over petty shit.
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mine's more related to hopelessness. i'm not an argumentative person.
and i've had "added responsibility" my entire life.
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The stupidest thing I get upset about is just growing up. Everything seems better in hindsight. I adored living in the UAE and even though we moved to the UK 26 years ago - it still upsets me. It feels like i'll never be that content ever again. Which is why it is so hard for me to watch things like Star Trek Generations as I just wished that the nexus was real and I could find it and go back to Dubai forever :emo:
I'm not an argumentative person either - I almost never even raise my voice. I have to be *really* pissed off for that to happen.
I'm not entirely opposed to the idea of some female company :) If someone was blind and stupid enough to want to spend that much time with me :lol
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The stupidest thing I get upset about is just growing up. Everything seems better in hindsight. I adored living in the UAE and even though we moved to the UK 26 years ago - it still upsets me. It feels like i'll never be that content ever again. Which is why it is so hard for me to watch things like Star Trek Generations as I just wished that the nexus was real and I could find it and go back to Dubai forever :emo:
I'm not an argumentative person either - I almost never even raise my voice. I have to be *really* pissed off for that to happen.
I'm not entirely opposed to the idea of some female company :) If someone was blind and stupid enough to want to spend that much time with me :lol
No offense, but putting yourself down literally cannot help you in any way at all.
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I'm just being realistic. :dunno:
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I'd hit it. :yarr
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Randum thort 4 tha daye :
I hate shaving but also hate having facial hair.
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The stupidest thing I get upset about is just growing up. Everything seems better in hindsight. I adored living in the UAE and even though we moved to the UK 26 years ago - it still upsets me. It feels like i'll never be that content ever again. Which is why it is so hard for me to watch things like Star Trek Generations as I just wished that the nexus was real and I could find it and go back to Dubai forever :emo:
I'm not an argumentative person either - I almost never even raise my voice. I have to be *really* pissed off for that to happen.
I'm not entirely opposed to the idea of some female company :) If someone was blind and stupid enough to want to spend that much time with me :lol
I wonder if the Dubai of today could ever match up to childhood memories from 26 years ago...
And you know you don't want someone "blind and stupid" ;)
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So I just saw a Pizza Hut commercial that says..."We guarantee you'll love our new pizza or the next ones on us!"
So let me get this straight...If I try one of your new pizzas and I think its lousy, your going to make it up to me by giving me another one of your pizzas?
ummm...ok.
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So I just saw a Pizza Hut commercial that says..."We guarantee you'll love our new pizza or the next ones on us!"
So let me get this straight...If I try one of your new pizzas and I think its lousy, your going to make it up to me by giving me another one of your pizzas?
ummm...ok.
Sounds like a fool-proof plan for them. Make a guarantee no one cares about, or will cash in on. It's brilliant!
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Having social anxiety is my favourite thing. :)
Really comes in handy in group interviews. :)
Interact with 5 strangers ?
No it's ok. I'm just gonna stand here not saying anything and the longer I go without saying anything the more difficult it is to speak and the worse I look.
:) Thanks all the same though. x
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:(
:hug:
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:) x
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I'm still working on overcoming my own social anxieties, so I can relate. Though I don't know whether or not mine are as severe as yours.
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If Kanye and Kim were drowning and you could only save one. What kind of sandwich would you make?
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If Kanye and Kim were drowning and you could only save one. What kind of sandwich would you make?
Rump roast..........
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If Kanye and Kim were drowning and you could only save one. What kind of sandwich would you make?
The best kind of sandwich for watching two media whores expire duhhh ! :P
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gah! This medicine tastes like the back of my balls. (https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/55966936/pics/puke.gif)
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gah! This medicine tastes like the back of my balls. (https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/55966936/pics/puke.gif)
Man you're flexible!
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gah! This medicine tastes like the back of my balls. (https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/55966936/pics/puke.gif)
Man you're flexible!
:lol
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If I pull on this any harder it may snap back and put my eye out.
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But what if your dog has AIDS?
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One of the things I love about books is that they’re not one-sided: they belong to the reader as much as the writer. The writer writes, the reader reads, and they are both artists in their own way.
It’s easy to think of writers as the sole creators of books, but it’s not accurate. The truth is, the readers are creators, too. When a person reads a book, they put themselves into it, their own mind, their own imagination. Their creativity is what fills in the blank spaces on the pages. In that way, reading is, in and of itself, an art form, and every reader has their own artistic liberty.
As a writer, that fact can be frustrating for me. It means that whatever I do, no matter how hard I try, no matter how clearly I express myself in my writing, I can never be sure that any reader will get out of it what I put into it. I can never be sure that anyone will ever really understand me. That can be daunting, but it is also magical. Because if somebody reads my story and gets something out of it that I never put into it, then where did that something come from?
That’s magic. That’s the magic of books, and it can only happen when a reader and a writer work together. Neither of them can do it alone.
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wut
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Firebird, why are you such an amazing song
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I don't know why, but I can't help but think that adult hood now starts around age 30. I mean, I'm 26 and in absolutely no way do I feel like an adult.
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Maybe that just means you aren't very good at it.
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I'll tell you when you feel like an adult. When you take your young nephew of 11 to see The Phantom Menace on a Friday night and his loves it. (I know, be quiet :lol) As we walk out he tells me, "Next movie let's go to the opening night!"
I was like, "Hell Yeah!". So cut to 2002 and Attack Of The Clones comes out. I call him the night before (Thursday) and he tells me, "Uncle, I can't be seen with you at a movie theater on a Friday night! That's date night!" "Your cool, but not that cool."
I was 34 and that's when I knew I was old and an adult. :lol
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Me: This is my zombie destruction ball! Give me one good reason why I shouldn't throw it at you!
My brother: ... I'm not a zombie.
Me: Prove it!
Him: How?
Me: By letting me throw this ball at you! If it doesn't destroy you, you're not a zombie!
Him: Okay, go ahead.
So I did. Gotta love logic sometimes.
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Do I really need to take antibiotics for that? It wasn't that much blood...
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Crowded House, you utter geniuses.
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You know what would be more romantic than a gift on Valentines' Day ?
A gift on ANY OTHER DAY.
:P ;D
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I am so omniscient; if there were to be two omnisciences, I would be BOTH!!
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You know what would be more romantic than a gift on Valentines' Day ?
A gift on ANY OTHER DAY.
:P ;D
Kotowboy, the lady killer!
Same deal with Christmas. It's all well and good to be generous and kind in the designated time period, but it's more meaningful when it's unprompted and spontaneous.
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Its funny / lame how many people actually get properly miserable on Valentine's Day if they're single :lol.
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I am so omniscient; if there were to be two omnisciences, I would be BOTH!!
Woah, chill man !
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Its funny / lame how many people actually get properly miserable on Valentine's Day if they're single :lol.
Makes me the happiest motherfucker around. I truly abhor this useless fuckin' day, and since every swingin dick and gaping twat is gonna be swooning over each other because there was a massacre some-odd years ago and they've decided to follow that tradition by finally showing some love to one another and/or meaninglessly buying shit for one another...I'll be stuck serving their happy asses all day...
Now, despite that vehement rage on account of me being a waiter/bartender on this horrid day, I actually am so very happy I'm single for this day of dipshits. No meandering, no two-faced swoonings that last a day, none of the bullshit that comes along with it, and especially no spending absurd amounts of money simply because this half-retarded nation deemed it so. Halle-fuckin-luiah. Now if this day could just be over and I have my paycheck, I'd be all dandy. *Deep breath, chugs red bull* LET'S DO IT! STORM THE BEACHES OF THE LOVERS!
Now, the thought I'll be thinking when I go into work: "I wonder how many of these mofos know how full of shit they are?"
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It's like - if you buy your wuv'd wun a gift today - it means less than if you'd bought it a week ago - THAT would have been unexpected and romantic.
Today it's just like - well here you are. Cool thanks.
And if you don't buy anything - that somehow means you don't give a shit :lol
It's like in The Simpsons when they invent "Love Day" because they're not selling enough crappy cards or stupid love paraphernalia.
" happy love day ! but we already have valentines day ! "
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Does anyone actually care if a band is "relevant" or not ?
Bands make music. They write songs / they record albums / they tour that album.
Who gives a shit if that music is RELEVANT or not ?
To me - saying something like " Oh U2 should split up " should only apply if it's pretty much universally accepted from both fans and non-fans that their last few albums
were all awful or they keep doing projects that nobody likes or lose money. Metallica for instance.
Nobody gave a crap about Lulu , the 3D movie or the Antarctica gig and their last album was 6 years ago let alone their last GREAT album.
So what does being relevant actually MEAN ?
I couldn't care less about Metallica being relevant or not - just that since 2000 - they've put out ONE album that's at least "decent" -
- one album that is pretty much slated across the board and a shitload of vanity projects that nobody asked for or made money.
Discuss.
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oikos banana cream yogurt isnt as good as i was hoping
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To me - saying something like " Oh U2 should split up " should only apply if it's pretty much universally accepted from both fans and non-fans that their last few albums
were all awful or they keep doing projects that nobody likes or lose money.
As far as I'm concerned, statements like that are pretty much always bullshit. As long as a band wants to keep making music together, they should keep making music together, and if everybody else hates it, that's everybody else's problem. Of course, if nobody buys the music, the band probably won't be able to afford to keep making music for very long, but that's another matter. No artist should ever feel obligated to stop just because some people don't like their art.
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Yes that's sort of what I was getting at but veered away from :lol
Who's to say when a band should call it quits ?
Being in a band is their *job* - and as long as they're making a tidy profit and can afford to keep doing it - then so be it.
When nobody comes to the shows or buys the records anymore and your extra curricular activities all lose money - it's probably time to call it a day.
But as long as you can afford to keep doing what you do - then who the fuck cares whether or not you are "relevant" ?
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Yep. If a guy wins the lottery and decides to retire and spend the rest of his life releasing terrible albums, more power to him.
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I know I do - I just haven't won the lottery :neverusethis:
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Four? Why do I need to take four of them?!
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I'm sorry Ma'am but you not able to get your landlord to fix your lights is NOT a security issue.
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Sure, you didn't like your steak.
THAT'S WHAT YOU ATE OVER HALF OF IT YOU SLOPPY CUM FILLED TWAT.
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It's funny how people will watch a sequel without prejudice but a brand new version gets a no-no immediately.
I wonder how people would feel about the new Robocop movie if it was Robocop 4.
People automatically assume that a completely new movie will be worse than a direct sequel to the original.
However - imo the new movie is great and Robocop 3 was awful. Yet people would rather there was a sequel to 3 than a whole new movie which
is largely totally brand new.
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Fuck anxiety.
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Fuck anxiety.
Yep. I have it really bad. :D
Can't do group interviews with more than 4 other people or I forget how to speak.
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That sucks dude.
Mine seems purely physical. Shortness of breath, numbness all over, a sort of dizziness. Not sure what triggers it, if anything at all.
I've been combating it by asserting confidence that anxiety ain't shit. Holy hell it helps a lot.
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I can put on a facade up to a point - usually when it involves doing something which I think is remedial " for fun " or speaking in front of a crowd etc etc..
Wait that's not the word I was thinking of... Dang it. It's gone now. :s
Oh - what's the word when you do group activities that they say " are fun " - but they're ridiculously simple and make you feel stupid and awkward...
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It's funny how people will watch a sequel without prejudice but a brand new version gets a no-no immediately.
I wonder how people would feel about the new Robocop movie if it was Robocop 4.
People automatically assume that a completely new movie will be worse than a direct sequel to the original.
However - imo the new movie is great and Robocop 3 was awful. Yet people would rather there was a sequel to 3 than a whole new movie which
is largely totally brand new.
Most people don't want sequels in that situation either though. People would just rather that good old movies were left alone, because they don't need remaking at all, and would rather Hollywood come up with something original for a change, instead of watering down something good for a new generation of ADD kidlets.
Sequels (especially after long absences) really don't have great reputations either, so I don't believe that there's much more prejudice there. Great movies hit on a magical combination of actors/dynamic/costumes/props/writing/production that isn't going to be recaptured just by recycling the basic idea and adding a new coat of paint to it. It's rarely even recaptured by sequels, and they usually have most of the same elements. The difference is that you know a sequel has most of that potential as a starting point.
I haven't seen the new Robocop yet, so I'm only talking in general here. :tup
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Would you call Star Trek a reboot or a prequel ?
It's set in the same universe as classic Trek and Nimoy plays Spock Prime - so it's literally in the same universe. He's not doing the reboot thing of popping up as Sarek with
a wink and a nod to the camera - which is a huge mistake that reboots do IMO - it's basically saying " look - here's the original actors to remind you of how good this
was - and how bad this movie is ".
But also at the same time - it's not the same universe as it's quite deliberately an alternate timeline [ primarily to free them up from messing with canon ].
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I'd say it's about 95% reboot, 5% sequel (since the parts in the real timeline are later events, and none of the earlier events are prequels to events we've actually seen in previous Trek).
While Spock was tied in pretty well as a pivotal part of the plot, he was still there for the usual reasons. Every reboot does it for the same reason, some just do it better than others.
But that's a discussion for the Trek thread!
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So. Flippin. Furious
Dude can say that he can't perform his job because I personally didn't hand him the information that he can find himself - gets pissed that I call him out and say I'm sick of babying him. Emails his boss and my boss about my lack of respect for him because he was a marine?!?!?
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Lack of respect because he doesn't deserve it!
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Fuck the marines. Fuck the army. Fuck the troops.
Save the geeks. Save the nerds. Fuck the jocks. Fuck the prom queens.
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Dried cranberries!!! :o Holy shit!!!!!!!! :eek :eek :eek How can this be?????????
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Life is strange and complex isn't it? Sometimes we get disappointed or angry because we expect more from a relationship than we have put into it on our end. Not even recognizing we are only getting an equal return on our investment.
On the other hand sometimes we get hurt because we put forth a genuine effort and its not reciprocated back to us on the level we feel we have earned.
Either way, its best not to let stuff like this get the best of you. As hard as anyone tries to be the best they can, at our core we are all flawed.
Accepting that is the best way to have peace.
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I've never seen this episode of Ren & Stimpy before...
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... :rollin :rollin
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Here is one...
Magic is essentially illusion, technique, misdirection and props. It's not real at all. It's fake. We all know this.
I was thinking the other day - what makes a trick a trick ?
If a "magician" on TV uses camera foolery and stooges or even CGI on a tv show - is it any less of a trick ?
Where do you draw the line between a trick using props and stooges and smoke/mirrors or using camera tricks / CGI etc ?
There is no such thing as actual magic so what's to stop anyone having a TV show where they basically just cheat everything in
the edit ?
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I was wrong. You don't actually have tiny dick syndrome... you're actually a massive dick.
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???
Was that in response to my post ? :o
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It always makes you feel kinda uncomfortable when you take a cute girl to your home after a night at the bar.... Aaaaaaand, afterwards you get to know that she is in a relationship.. :facepalm:
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Why is it that 90% of plotholes I find in TV shows and movies involve the question of "where did they piss and poop?"
Perhaps I'm giving a lot more thought to poop than scriptwriters do.
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That reminds me of that episode of TNG where Picard is kept hostage with three other aliens for x amount of time - probably days - in that one cell.
There's never any mention of anyone needing to relieve themselves.
Same as in Innerspace - Tuck is in that submersible pod for a couple of days and there's no toilet in there.
Movie & TV characters always go extended amounts of time in a situation where they wouldn't be able to relieve themselves.
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That reminds me of that episode of TNG where Picard is kept hostage with three other aliens for x amount of time - probably days - in that one cell.
There's never any mention of anyone needing to relieve themselves.
Same as in Innerspace - Tuck is in that submersible pod for a couple of days and there's no toilet in there.
Movie & TV characters always go extended amounts of time in a situation where they wouldn't be able to relieve themselves.
A lot of the shuttlepods in Trek don't have any toilets, just the front seats and the rear compartment. Likewise with the puddle jumpers in Stargate. Do they just beam the poop directly from their bowels to space?
And I'm just watching a show now where people have been kept hostage in these small clear boxes for days. Where are they pooping?! Do they have to call out to the guards for a potty break?
A lot of hostage situations in general have the same problem.
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It is weird how - for the most part - we never see anyone going to the toilet in films or TV.
Unless a specific scene takes place in there.
According to Frakes - there is only one toilet on the entire Enterprise D.
But mostly - it's just never thought about. That is strange.
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Something really bad has happened.... I've fallen in love...
How can I continue with my suicidal / depressing music project when I feel this fucking good.
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that sucks
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*Browsing through iTunes library by genre*
Unknown Genre - BTBAM - Telos
The only song under the genre...
:rollin :metal
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Something really bad has happened.... I've fallen in love...
Well, crap. You have my condolences.
My random thought: Procrastination's a bitch.
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Something really bad has happened.... I've fallen in love...
Well, crap. You have my condolences.
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Sometimes we hold ourselves prisoner in bad situations because we are in fear of making the necessary changes. We get comfortable in our circumstances, and don't want to do the things that will correct them for fear we will have to make an uncomfortable change. Change is as bold an obstacle as any that stands in our path to freedom.
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Try this. See if you can say the following two words without stumbling through them:
Irish Wristwatch
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Try this. See if you can say the following two words without stumbling through them:
Irish Wristwatch
Damn, that's tough! :lol
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I don't see the problem. Must be an accent thing.
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I did it the first time w/out thinking... but now I can't say it w/out slurring and fucking it all up
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It's one of a group of phrases that are used to help people with certain speech impediments overcome their problem with forming certain sounds.
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It's funny because I have some issues with my speech and I was able to say it no problem... but as soon as I let myself think about the fact that it is a tongue twister, it threw me off.
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Ah, all that psychological crap.
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So a lunar eclipse is set to happen where I live, and as far as I could see it hasn't happened quite yet but is set for around 1 or 2 in the morning. Still mulling over whether I should stay up to see it or not.
But while I was standing on the driveway to my house, almost all lights throughout the street off, the moon was bright enough that I could still see around quite well. Everything looked pale and calm, the air was chill at around the mid 50's give or take and the breeze soothing. It doesn't get much better than this. Where I live, this is a pretty rare occurrence, so my random thought of the day is how great the moment is.
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a. ) Would you rather be receding down the side like Hugh Dennis or Stewart Lee ( my avatar )
Or going down the middle like Jason Alexander
b.) Would you rather say fuck it - it's life and let nature take it's course - or shave it all off and go completely bald as soon as you notice it's going thin on top ?
Jasper Carrott once joked that if you see a bald guy - you take no notice of him - yet if you see a guy receding badly - you have to stare at it :lol
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I so wish that I had been gifted with a cast-iron stomach when I was born. That's almost 44 years of off and on tummy trouble. :'(
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If people find Matt Smith attractive - there's hope for me yet.
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He also has a TARDIS. That will get you a ton of pussy.
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IVE ALWAYS WANTED A KITTEN
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The truth is the truth. You can’t alter the truth to suit your needs. If you were able to do so, it would make the truth a grey area, thus making it hard to define as the truth. Real truth is an absolute, assuming you know what that truth truly is.
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The truth is the truth. You can’t alter the truth to suit your needs. If you were able to do so, it would make the truth a grey area, thus making it hard to define as the truth. Real truth is an absolute, assuming you know what that truth truly is.
Hey, this is DTF. A simple opinion is all that is needed to change reality. Truth is a gray area...except when it I don't agree with it. Wait...what?
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The truth is the truth. You can’t alter the truth to suit your needs. If you were able to do so, it would make the truth a grey area, thus making it hard to define as the truth. Real truth is an absolute, assuming you know what that truth truly is.
Hey, this is DTF. A simple opinion is all that is needed to change reality. Truth is a gray area...except when it I don't agree with it. Wait...what?
People who perceive they have he truth have only lies if they truly do not have the truth. Somewhere the truth lies as an absolute. Who knows the real truth is unknown to many but whether or not we know what the real truth is, does not mean it fails to exist. It just means we are not clear on who has the truth and who does not. We only know what we personally believe to be the truth. Either way, it won't stop the real truth from being true.
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The truth is the truth. You can’t alter the truth to suit your needs. If you were able to do so, it would make the truth a grey area, thus making it hard to define as the truth. Real truth is an absolute, assuming you know what that truth truly is.
Hey, this is DTF. A simple opinion is all that is needed to change reality. Truth is a gray area...except when it I don't agree with it. Wait...what?
People who perceive they have he truth have only lies if they truly do not have the truth. Somewhere the truth lies as an absolute. Who knows the real truth is unknown to many but whether or not we know what the real truth is, does not mean it fails to exist. It just means we are not clear on who has the truth and who does not. We only know what we personally believe to be the truth. Either way, it won't stop the real truth from being true.
Deepak Chopra...is that you?
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Do farts have lumps in them? :facepalm:
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Ever notice how con trails look like chromosomes in the sky?
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"People who perceive they have he truth have only lies if they truly do not have the truth. Somewhere the truth lies as an absolute. Who knows the real truth is unknown to many but whether or not we know what the real truth is, does not mean it fails to exist. It just means we are not clear on who has the truth and who does not. We only know what we personally believe to be the truth. Either way, it won't stop the real truth from being true." Tick
I'm going to try and memorize that Tick... I hope you don't mind if I use it the next time I'm backed into a corner during a conversation.
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If your voice is a loud one, you'll never stop screaming.
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"People who perceive they have the truth have only lies if they truly do not have the truth. Somewhere the truth lies as an absolute. Who knows the real truth is unknown to many but whether or not we know what the real truth is, does not mean it fails to exist. It just means we are not clear on who has the truth and who does not. We only know what we personally believe to be the truth. Either way, it won't stop the real truth from being true." Tick
I'm going to try and memorize that Tick... I hope you don't mind if I use it the next time I'm backed into a corner during a conversation.
:tup
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Something really bad has happened.... I've fallen in love...
How can I continue with my suicidal / depressing music project when I feel this fucking good.
Wow. That's amazing. I've had the same kind of experience recently where I was going through a very hard time supressing my feelings for this girl I really like. That period of torture lasted 3 months, and when I couldn't live with it anymore I let her know that I like her and wanted to go out with her.
I felt good to let it all out and let her know my feelings. But things gone downhill ever since - if that's a right way to put it.
That's part of life, I guess. Finding love is probably the most profound life experience, in my opinion.
Anyway, I hope you can continue creating your music - regardless of the happy and positive moments that you may be experiencing each day. Remember to keep smiling - that'll help. :)
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"People who perceive they have he truth have only lies if they truly do not have the truth. Somewhere the truth lies as an absolute. Who knows the real truth is unknown to many but whether or not we know what the real truth is, does not mean it fails to exist. It just means we are not clear on who has the truth and who does not. We only know what we personally believe to be the truth. Either way, it won't stop the real truth from being true." Tick
(https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/55966936/pics/epic.gif)
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"People who perceive they have the truth have only lies if they truly do not have the truth. Somewhere the truth lies as an absolute. Who knows the real truth is unknown to many but whether or not we know what the real truth is, does not mean it fails to exist. It just means we are not clear on who has the truth and who does not. We only know what we personally believe to be the truth. Either way, it won't stop the real truth from being true." Tick
(https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/55966936/pics/epic.gif)
:lol :rollin :lol :tup
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Laser beans
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???
Was that in response to my post ? :o
Koto... no, this is the RANDOM post thread. Sorry I left you hanging for like 7 weeks. I don't pop in here too much. If I'm responding to a post, I'll either plop in a "^", or quote it. Don't get me wrong, you can be a lol-worthy knob, but you aren't a dick (imo). :lol
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Colors in my mind, happy events, impending doom.
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A million ways to lose control
I've got coloUrflow in mind.
:heart :heart :millahhhh
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I don't see how you could possibly fit all of that stuff up there? I mean, look at that thing! It's HUGE!! :eek
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I want someone to make an entirely serious song called Pigeonhole of Love.
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Soon, I will help my new best friends jump into the forest of the lesser-known. Don't break any bones jumping off that wall!
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It bothers me when I see people demand respect for their beliefs when they mock the beliefs of others. Why do you expect something you are unwilling to give to others?
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It bothers me when I see people demand respect for their beliefs when they mock the beliefs of others. Why do you expect something you are unwilling to give to others?
That depends. Not all beliefs are on equal footing evidence wise, i.e. belief in the accuracy of the Big Bang theory isn't equal to belief in garden gnomes. Now, I agree with you if someone is ridiculing Astrology while demanding respect for Homeopathy. That would be silly.
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It bothers me when I see people demand respect for their beliefs when they mock the beliefs of others. Why do you expect something you are unwilling to give to others?
That depends. Not all beliefs are on equal footing evidence wise, i.e. belief in the accuracy of the Big Bang theory isn't equal to belief in garden gnomes. Now, I agree with you if someone is ridiculing Astrology while demanding respect for Homeopathy. That would be silly.
That's not the point. Point is...
If you mock, belittle and disrespect someones religious faith, political view, etc...don't get self righteous when someone doesn't have any respect for yours.
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Sorry... I didn't realize you were a cop. ::)
:police: :police: :police:
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This might sound weird - but - I've always found it easier to be "funny" when doing a voice.
It's almost as if the character dictates the things you should say and things you may not think of otherwise.
Does that make any sense at all ? :p
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" I wish religion didn't exist. Imagine people not giving a shit what others believe..."
...:lol
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I wish people didn't wish, but since I'm wishing I'm a liar.
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OMG! All those years I picked out cereals based on the toy surprise then opened the bag and dug my arm to the bottom of the bag to get it when all I had to do was open the box from the opposite end! A revelation 40 years too late!
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Louis CK is shite.
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He sure is!
I just saw a picture on Facebook of Vegetarian Ham. My world is crushed.
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Looking for distractions. Need to stop.
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Man kegels...gotta love 'em.
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I wanna meet a gal whose two favorite bands in 2004 were Green Day and Pink Floyd so we can be bf and gf.
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:rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin
C'mon chicken noodle soup, do yo thang.
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After discovering Kitana cosplay vids ten years too late, I'm gonna be particularly short on free time for the next few weeks.
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For a vegetarian, I sure have spent a decent amount of time eating meat recently.
After discovering Kitana cosplay vids ten years too late, I'm gonna be particularly short on free time for the next few weeks.
Don't be shy, show us the video you made.
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But the fans don't fully cover my fanny :blush
For a vegetarian, I sure have spent a decent amount of time eating meat recently.
FUCK YEAH!!!!! This pleases me immeasurably. What kinda shit have you been grubbin on, cuz?
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If I'm being honest, I try to stay away from the meat that disposes of shit, as that's not quite my style (or hers) ;)
Sorry if that's disappointing. I've still not ever eaten meat for real.
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Oh, so you've been munchin some red snapper, yeah?
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You serve as a constant reminder that there's still much for me to learn about the world- I've never heard of red snapper as a euphemism. I do try, occasionally. It's a skill I can safely say that I haven't quite mastered yet, but that's okay. Live and learn :corn
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Through face's flexible grace, you're learning to eat.
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I wonder s why America never got cable radio...
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Sounds quite similar to Sirius/XM. Fill me in if there's something I'm missing.
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Yeah, in a way, but I'm thinking before TV took off.
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Probably because TV was a far more immersive reflection of our daily lives than radio could ever be since it added the visual element. I imagine folks could only be huddled on a couch with the remaining family members stuck on the floor (I'm imagining this because of the generally bigger families combined with more modest furniture layouts of America back during the pre-TV era) for so long before they were ready to head off to bed or read a book. TV probably made it far more enticing to stay glued to the same medium of entertainment for ungodly amounts of time.
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Why does the day I start my summer job have to be the hottest day of the year so far? :censored
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Modular forms and elliptic curves! Infinite fire revolving around infinite parallels! Fractals of infinite reality, each cascading, gliding in an infinite wheel!
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Modular forms and elliptic curves! Infinite fire revolving around infinite parallels! Fractals of infinite reality, each cascading, gliding in an infinite wheel!
Sounds like a spirograph. :lol
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Modular forms and elliptic curves! Infinite fire revolving around infinite parallels! Fractals of infinite reality, each cascading, gliding in an infinite wheel!
You need to chill, dude..
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Modular forms and elliptic curves! Infinite fire revolving around infinite parallels! Fractals of infinite reality, each cascading, gliding in an infinite wheel!
You need to chill, dude..
:biggrin:
TELL ME THE TRUE NATURE OF MY REALITY!!
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I need to get a job I enjoy pronto or just not wake up tomorrow.
I don't care anymore.
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Modular forms and elliptic curves! Infinite fire revolving around infinite parallels! Fractals of infinite reality, each cascading, gliding in an infinite wheel!
You need to chill, dude..
:biggrin:
TELL ME THE TRUE NATURE OF MY REALITY!!
Everything is immaterial. And you know that reality is immaterial.
This is not reality.
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Shark week used to be cool. But it's been done to death. And it is annoying that it still cannot decide whether its focus is on how deadly sharks are as maneating machines or on how misunderstood and endangered they are.
I propose Discovery immediately initiate Cow Week. I mean, what other animal is made out of steak, burgers, and leather? That makes cows by far the coolest of the animals. Discovery (or possibly Food Network) needs to get on this right away.
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And name it, "Leather & Taste".
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Love is so fucking dangerous, sometimes I don't even know why I bother.
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What kind of strange person is offended by Buddhism?!?
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What kind of strange person is offended by Buddhism?!?
I dunno. People who have a phobia of orange shower curtains??
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After all these years I still have trust issues? Really? How pathetic is that? :sadpanda:
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Do farts have lumps?
(https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/55966936/pics/s9.gif)
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The scariest thing about there being no God is that some people will just get away with it.
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and it's a homemade puzzle OF YOURS! :coolio
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Do farts have lumps?
(https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/55966936/pics/s9.gif)
Neither air nor liquid have a definite shape and conform to their container, so unless the container has a lump, no.
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Here's a puzzler !
I'm pretty damn anxious in my day to day life and get fearful and withdrawn in social situations.
But i've never once had a problem with playing music live in front of people. No matter how big / small the crowd.
There's not once been that feeling of " oh crap - people will be looking at me playing music - what If I make a mistake ? "
It's so weird because I cannot speak infront of a crowd confidently to save my life - but I can show off when playing live.
It's not even that i'm that confident playing my instrument. I just don't get stage fright in the slightest.
Thoughts ?
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How much chuck could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could operate a chainsaw? Prolly like, a bunch.
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How much chuck could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could operate a chainsaw? Prolly like, a bunch.
:splodetard:
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but to chuck something means to throw it, right? so it should really have a catapult.
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God damnit housing office >:(
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The last hour of a work day is kind of like that nightmare you have when your trying to get away from the monster and no matter how fast you try to run your going in slow motion.
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I saw a chipmunk in my yard running with a ton of acorns in his mouth. Amazing to watch them as they carry and store away food for the winter.
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Feed mayonnaise to tuna fish and eliminate the middle man.
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Treble hook. Gonads. These things do not belong together.
Be warned!
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I woke up screaming in a pool of sweat. 3:00 am. Disoriented and confused, I have already forgotten the horror I just awoke from. I get to my feet and stagger to the bathroom trembling inside. You can't hide from the fear when it takes hold. I walk into the room to the faint glow of the blue nightlight and see a head sticking up out of the toilet bowl. Am I dreaming? Could this all be real? I do what my first instinct tells me to do and I quickly flush the toilet hoping the horror goes out to sea making things normal again, but much as that wad of paper towels you should not flush down a toilet it clogs the bowl I will now have to something I did not want to do. I will need to call a plumber in the morning. That's going to cost money I don't have. Oh well I can't think about that now, its 3:00 am and I have a nightmare I don't remember to resume.
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Does a smoking hot lesbian get excited when she looks in the mirror?
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Does a smoking hot lesbian get excited when she looks in the mirror?
I would love to know the answer to this.
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:|
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I'll have my revenge.
Oh, yes, I will have it. Sweet, cold....with a smell like wet leather.
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lol @ easy college classes
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I want to bowl with Dream Theater.
That would be SO FUCKING BAD ASS OMG
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I was so bored today that I created my own language, called Oceane. It has some grammar from English, but simplified. I'm trying to get no irregular verbs nor phrasal verbs. The structure is quite simple: Subject + Object + Verb or Object + Subject + Verb. Words do not have genders nor verbs change from person, thus it stays infinitive no matter the person if it is in present - I'm still trying to figure out the future and past grammar. It's also quite poetic and beautiful, inspired by the Japanese's flow. And the pronunciation is like in Spanish, so you won't have to guess how to pronounce a word.
On Oceane anar ezora. (I love to write in Oceane). Names change a bit, so The Name of the Wind, by Patrick Rothfuss would be like De Nonble lel Vienno, lor Patrickan Rothfussen.
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Death suit.
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Oooo DTF is up late tonight! (From where I'm sittin)
PURPOSEFUL DOUBLE POST OOOOOOO WHAT MODS WHAT WHAT RENEGADE IN THE HIZZY.
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You can't polish a turd. But you can use it to grow a nice little flower friend.
P.S. AW MAN I FORGOT I POSTED LAST FUCK YOU GUYS I'LL END THIS THREAD. I END EVERYTHING. THEY CALL ME THE THREAD EATER.
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You can't polish a turd. But you can use it to grow a nice little flower friend.
Oh really now?
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You can't polish a turd. But you can use it to grow a nice little flower friend.
Oh really now?
(https://img1.catalog.video.msn.com/Image.aspx?uuid=a446ba8a-7310-43c9-bcd3-ff0230bf4659&w=400&h=300&so=4)
:|
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fucking essays for uni fuck you for existing.
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The reason I never put on weight is simple....people keep claiming their pound of flesh.
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Seriously!?!?! How fucking hard is this to comprehend?!?
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Random thought: I probably should go back to posting here more often. It's been a while since I really took the time to be DTF.
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Random thought: I probably should go back to posting here more often. It's been a while since I really took the time to be DTF.
Yes, you should.
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Sometimes I like to think about what it would be like to have the power to end the world with a simple choice of 'yes' or 'no'.
At the very least, the human race. See this planet's true potential tapped into and maybe even realized. With humans, that potential is undoubtedly, assuredly unachievable in every single possibility that we exist in. It's as impossible as trying to prove there is or isn't a god that created any of this. That thought alone makes me want to curl up in a ball and sleep forever and simultaneously make me want to live forever and explore it all.
Fucking brain. Fuck you bro.
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If I hear a song first thing in the morning, quite often that song will pop back into my head last thing at night, after (and despite) hearing all the other songs I listen to during that day.
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Abusers are often the first to scream "abuse!"
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Abusers are often the first to scream "abuse!"
I hope this doesn't relate to your own personal experience :(
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I should think before I piss off people.
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Abusers are often the first to scream "abuse!"
I hope this doesn't relate to your own personal experience :(
It does but not in any physical way.
More emotional blackmail, control, manipulation. That sort of stuff. I'm over 3 years out and still being subjected to it. But hey ho. I have a great support network.
I'm ok though :)
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Life is stressful
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I just bought a 40 oz of tasty ass ginger beer and I'm thinking how awesome it is going to be to sit in the sun and drink it whilst having a cigarette <3
No stress here.
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He's a local legend. Kinda like Yoda. I'm fucking Luke getting trained by Yoda!
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There's plenty of room at the Hotel California.
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The high road seems to be the road less traveled these days
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I'M GONNA FUCK YOUR FACE OFF! :heart :police:
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schmuck your face off
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My toilet water is homosexual.
Unless it's female. Hmm....
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Ohhhh boo hoo, woe is me, everybody wants to fuck me...said the cunt with a black hole for a cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt CUNT.
I hate women. Fuck you all. Except the ones on this board.
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From the journalism lecture today: "Is Barbie a virgin?"
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I realize your asshole is also an orifice but it would be much easier for you to understand me if you listen with your ear instead!
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From the journalism lecture today: "Is Barbie a virgin?"
Barbie's a total slut.
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Remind me never to procrastinate again...
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I just got finished mowing the lawn for probably only the second time in over a month. Due to lack of rain it just hasn't needed it. The front lawn is pretty much straw in most of the area. Then I thought about so many people who water there lawns on a regular basis. I don't ever water my lawn. I mean, how selfish is it to waste all that water when you consider the fact there are millions of people who have yet to do the ice bucket challenge!
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:lol
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Should I worry about the chemicals the pest control man uses if he's constantly shaking like a dog shitting razor blades?!
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Today IS a good day to die (from ODing on coffee...)
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Today IS a good day to die (from ODing on coffee...)
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I can fall asleep no problem drinking coffee all day. my bladder on the other hands says, "The hell you are sleeping."
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I can fall asleep no problem drinking coffee all day. my bladder on the other hands says, "The hell you are sleeping."
I'm the same way. I'll drink a 24oz at 9:00 and be out cold by 10:00.
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Whoever came up with the name " Foghorn Leghorn " is a comedy genius. :rollin
So random but hysterical.
Most of the Warner Brothers' cartoon characters have hilariously random names like " Speedy Gonzales " :lol
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Most of the Warner Brothers' cartoon characters have hilariously random names like " Speedy Gonzales " :lol
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Totes don't Give a Fuckerooni TBH m8. :hat
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Totes? Fuckerooni? TBH? m8?
I JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND.
Random thought: Don't fucking call out an hour before your shift and leave us scrambling to fill it. Either come in or find your own coverage >:( :censored >:(
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The Fly Zapper in the kitchen at work is a total BUZZ KILL :neverusethis:
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:icy:
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:icy: :icy: :icy: :icy: :icy:
:icy: :icy: :icy: :icy: :icy:
:icy: :icy: :neverusethis: :icy: :icy:
:icy: :icy: :icy: :icy: :icy:
:icy: :icy: :icy: :icy: :icy:
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Pray for where our hearts lead us now.
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Sometimes I feel like a jigsaw piece trying to find a place in the wrong puzzle.
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I think I shouldn't spend too much time on this forum. This site is good for procrastination.
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Indeed...it's the PERFECT TRAP.
Your breath smells like a baby fart...passing through an onion...
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Turn indicators are actually useful devices. I wish more people knew about them.
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LOOKIN' LIKE A ZOMBIE, WALKIN' LIKE A CHICKEN!
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Rain please.
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Alright uh, later doods. S you in your A's, don't wear a C and J all over your B's!
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Where are you, sky?
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Every time I want to mow the lawn it rains. Somebody is messing with me.
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*Fighting Level 9 Pikachu in Smash 3DS*
I WILL SMACK YOUR FACE OFF YOUR FACE!!!
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I don't know what disgusts me more: that they bastardized a Foreigner song to sell Hot Pockets or that the guy singing it sings it like it's supposed to be an AC/DC song.
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I don't know what disgusts me more: that they bastardized a Foreigner song to sell Hot Pockets or that the guy singing it sings it like it's supposed to be an AC/DC song.
I would take a crazy wild stab in the dark and guess that it's based on Hot Blooded? :lol
Session singers for ads are always amusing. AC/DC style vocals would fit that song fine though, I'd think.
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I would take a crazy wild stab in the dark and guess that it's based on Hot Blooded? :lol
Yep. :lol
I heard the ad, and was like, "Okay, it's an AC/DC song, but which one... this is fucking Hot Blooded. Why is this guy trying to sing like Brian Johnson for a Foreigner song?!" You're right, though, that voice does fit that song really well. But it put my brain in a knot when I heard it.
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Is this the ad?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fSldY-AYK8s
:lol I'd bet anything that singer is in an AC/DC cover band on weekends.
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Yeah, that's the one. :lol
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I always jokingly say that you know you're past it when your songs are being covered on ads with changed lyrics. I hope the royalties are good enough compensation for being that degraded. :lol
We currently have an ad that has a version of Down on the Corner by Creedance, with changed lyrics about picking up kids from sport etc. And there was the diaper commercial with Can't Touch This. STOP! POTTY TIME! :lol
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Every time I want to mow the lawn it rains. Somebody is messing with me.
Same here, but instead of the lawn, it is washing my car.
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Fear is a grand thing.
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Dude.....seriously? How much puss is going to ooze out of that thing and why is it brownish green?
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Every time I want to mow the lawn it rains. Somebody is messing with me.
Same here, but I plan it that way :coolio
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I'd love to get that done for you but I've got to get these fucking Hobbits to Isengard today!
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You can't kill time, you can only waste it.
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I was on the main page looking to see what section I was going to read on DTF and the 2 names that popped up for the latest posts were in this order, Tick & TAC.
Can't make this stuff up.
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As there isn't a thread for it:
Wonderful afternoon session for Europe at the Ryder Cup!
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I was on the main page looking to see what section I was going to read on DTF and the 2 names that popped up for the latest posts were in this order, Tick & TAC.
Can't make this stuff up.
Well, you can but...
(https://www.baconcoma.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/Bacon-Tic-Tacs.jpg)
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:lol
I know many guys that would buy that.
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I'm pretty sure that's not supposed to smell like asparagus pee.
:|
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DTF is like my surrogate family. Whilst my real family has pushed me away for being a tiny, tiny man with an obsession with obscure prog groups and strong anti-censorship, not one person here has screamed at me to go die in a fire, or left me on a church doorstep in a basket, with a note saying "I can't take this any more!"
I love you guys!
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I have to admit, I really do enjoy the smell of my own farts.
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There's always one more mask
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There's always one more mask
Is that mask always behind the stained glass?
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There's always one more mask
Is that mask always behind the stained glass?
:|
I was praying you wouldn't ask...
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There's always one more mask
Is that mask always behind the stained glass?
:|
I was praying you wouldn't ask...
Are you also desperate to fall behind a great wall that separates us all?
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Dafuq are you talking about?
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Dafuq are you talking about?
I'm continuing the silent man jokes. I don't listen to it too often so I may have got the lyrics wrong/in the wrong order.
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You have to love Buick's ad campaign...Because everyone is just dying to buy a car from a company so irrelevant, no one has a clue what their vehicles even look like. Brilliant.
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Jesus loves everyone, minus Jesus, because Jesus stole Jesus' name from Jesus.
Oh, Jesus or do I mean oh, Jesus?
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Dafuq are you talking about?
I'm continuing the silent man jokes. I don't listen to it too often so I may have got the lyrics wrong/in the wrong order.
Silent who?
ARE YOU CALLING ME A MIME!?!???!
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Dafuq are you talking about?
I'm continuing the silent man jokes. I don't listen to it too often so I may have got the lyrics wrong/in the wrong order.
Silent who?
ARE YOU CALLING ME A MIME!?!???!
Now I'm confused... 😳
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Could this be the end?
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Could this be the end?
Quite possibly. With the current state of the Ebola virus going rampant through west Africa, not surprising you think that.
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Now wait a minute man.
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ROOOOOOOOAAAAARRRR!!!
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BC&SL is definitely the "joke" album round here.
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BC&SL is definitely the "joke" album round here.
Fuck that, its the last 'good' DT album.
EDIT: I may have misinterpreted your post haha. :)
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The stupidy of some people is just fucking mind blowing.
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Anybody have the mark schemes for the 2014 AQA Exams in Physics, Biology, Chemistry, Maths, English, ICT, German, History & Electronics, because I could really use the heads up!
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Let's go exploring!
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Bowling great is pointless when your team is still sucking ass overall .
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Oh, man. No, it's not supposed to develop a crust like that. Throw it away.
Eeeeeewwww!
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Is English food too spicy or is my tongue too sensible?
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English food isn't spicy. Indian food made in England might be.
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Thoughts I've had today:
"I'm thirsty
"Because driving is hard"
"I need to go to the bathroom"
"Because maps are complicated"
"Rollercoaster 1 looks too intense for me"
"Because apparently you're just an idiot"
"Wow this place is really need and tidy"
"Please... please allow me to take a shit in piece"
"God damn it... Why is he calling me just as I'm sitting down to take a shit?"
"I wanna go home"
"Because fuck you. That's why"
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Thoughts I've had today:
"I'm thirsty
"I need to go to the bathroom"
"Rollercoaster 1 looks too intense for me"
"Wow this place is really need and tidy"
"I wanna go home"
"If this guest doesn't stop whining he'll soon be thinking 'Help! I'm drowning!'"
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I miss LHK... :'(
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So, I went from this piping hot summer to freezing myself to the bones in England and back to this wonderful heat - I love you Earth.
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Should I be worried about my sinus congestion if when I blow my nose my nostrils try to pinch if off?
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BG2EO2015
Be good to each other 2015
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...I've been misunderstood.
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Ooooo, look! Cheerios! Come on everybody, let's piss on 'em!
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:friday:
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Things have been rough for me lately. Have not mentioned anything on the board.
There is a saying, "baseball is a metaphor for life" I never really understood what that meant. But I was thinking this morning that life is a bit like baseball. You can get by in life for awhile if you can hit the fast ball, but if you want to stay in the major leagues sooner or later you have to learn to hit the curve.
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Life is so much cleaner on the page
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Never look at your beer as half-empty. Look at it as you’re halfway to your next beer.
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My Clip+ died a few months ago, and I've been listening to music through my crappy smartphone. At least it has Spotify premium. I know - first world problems :lol
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"No. I'm sorry. This isn't a public restroom. There are public restrooms right dow---
...
...
Well fuck you too then.."
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Why must you all suck so bad at setting expectations?
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Never look at your beer as half-empty. Look at it as you’re halfway to your next beer.
I like it! :metal
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Panties are crotch socks
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Skinny jeans are spandex for the new millenium
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Skinny jeans are spandex for the new millenium
Yeah, not so much. No heavy metal guitarist would be dead in skinny jeans. Nope. (at least I hope not)
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Camping...Where you spend a fortune to live a homeless person.
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Skinny jeans are spandex for the new millenium
Yeah, not so much. No heavy metal guitarist would be dead in skinny jeans. Nope. (at least I hope not)
Tons of them wear skinny jeans!
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If gravity ever decides to leave us, I hope I'm standing on top of the world.
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Microhouse is an interesting genre.
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Camping...Where you spend a fortune to live a homeless person.
Lol, this!
We did it quite a lot when we were kids, when I had no choice :lol, but I do not get the appeal of camping. Sleeping outside with the bugs, sweating your ass off, and just feeling icky overall, is not for me. I'll take a hotel and A/C any day of the week.
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Camping...Where you spend a fortune to live a homeless person.
Lol, this!
We did it quite a lot when we were kids, when I had no choice :lol, but I do not get the appeal of camping. Sleeping outside with the bugs, sweating your ass off, and just feeling icky overall, is not for me. I'll take a hotel and A/C any day of the week.
You're my kind of princess.
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Camping...Where you spend a fortune to live a homeless person.
Lol, this!
We did it quite a lot when we were kids, when I had no choice :lol, but I do not get the appeal of camping. Sleeping outside with the bugs, sweating your ass off, and just feeling icky overall, is not for me. I'll take a hotel and A/C any day of the week.
Yeah, we went last week for 3 days. What a pain in the balls! All the work and money to be a scummy hobo. I said to my wife, this sucks! I don't to do this anymore.
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If I ever started a cult, it would be dedicated to worshiping Ralph Macchio
(https://ecelebrityfacts.com/uploads/pages/1409814809ralph%20macchio.jpg)
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I'VE SEEN FOOTAGE I STAY NOIDED I'VE SEEN FOOTAGE I STAY NOIDED I'VE SEEN FOOTAGE I STAY NOIDED I'VE SEEN FOOTAGE I STAY NOIDED I'VE SEEN FOOTAGE I STAY NOIDED I'VE SEEN FOOTAGE I STAY NOIDED I'VE SEEN FOOTAGE I STAY NOIDED I'VE SEEN
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Camping...Where you spend a fortune to live a homeless person.
Lol, this!
We did it quite a lot when we were kids, when I had no choice :lol, but I do not get the appeal of camping. Sleeping outside with the bugs, sweating your ass off, and just feeling icky overall, is not for me. I'll take a hotel and A/C any day of the week.
You're my kind of princess.
:metal
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Everything in life is somewhere else, and you get there in a car
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Not a random thought.....random story.
I stopped in to Q'doba to grab a quick bite to eat before class tonight. As I was paying for my food I had a prompting within to buy the food for the lady behind me in line....so, I did and went to sit to eat.
A few minutes later, she came over to me and said 'Thank you' for buying her dinner....that was so nice....and so on. I just told her (not being preachy here) that I had felt God wanted me to buy her dinner so I did.
She sat at the table behind me and kind of started talking with me....we talked for a bit....she's visiting from New York and was leaving in the morning....so on, just "normal" cordial conversation of which somewhere in there I mentioned I was heading to school tonight. After a few minutes she asks me "So, what time does your class get out tonight?" And I said "Normally, around 10ish...depending on what we cover". She then says "Well, why don't you give me a call after you get out and we can have a late dinner?" It was at this time I noticed the 'look' she had about her and recognized the tone and implication of what was being proposed. It's been some time since I've been 'hit on' like that but I'm fairly confident she was looking to hook up. I just simply said that was a nice gesture but I really just felt like I should buy her dinner....I stood up and wished her a safe train ride back to NY and left.
I called my wife and told her the story and she just bluntly says...."what do you want a congratulations for not cheating on me?"
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Leave it to a wife to burst your bubble. :lol
You go and strut around like the cock of the walk, bro.
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Bombast is easy; beauty is hard
Almost torn down the wall, almost made a breakthrough. Just give it more time...
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Leave it to a wife to burst your bubble. :lol.
Yeah no kidding. I was feelin' good about myself.....like "I still have it" despite knowing I don't :lol
You go and strut around like the cock of the walk, bro.
I'll try to have an extra pep in my step..... :tup
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I look in the mirror and see a 50 year old man in ok shape. I walk on a stage and become a 25 year old kid still able to command an audience. I love music!
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Ugh, I'm hating freshman year. And college.
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(https://scontent-lga3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/12042967_10201104062119766_4579015413315805874_n.jpg?oh=41a3b5e5b7cbed093daf84c7fb12e837&oe=56AAD376)
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Tell a man that there are a trillion stars in the universe, and he will believe you without question. Tell a man that there is wet paint on a wall, and he won't believe it until he touches the wall and gets paint all over his hands.
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I won't believe there are a trillion stars in the universe because I'm pretty positive that there are a lot more than a trillion. :lol
Also replace 'hands' with 'butt', annnnnd I fixed that for you.
I just noticed as well that in Tick's post there is something VERY FUCKED UP with that hand. :rollin
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Tall people smell the sky better than rabbits.
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Tall people smell the sky better than rabbits.
Do they?
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Tall people smell the sky better than rabbits.
Do they?
DO THEY ? :angry:
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Tall people smell the sky better than rabbits.
Do they?
DO THEY ? :angry:
obviously...
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FINE. THAT IS ALL I NEEDED TO KNOW. :angry:
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Bizarre to think the clocks go back on Sunday.* That time of year already? Woah... Also, for what feels like the first time in ages, it rained today.
*In the UK at least. Maybe even in Europe too, idk.
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Thanks to George Dubya, North America doesn't go back for 2 1/2 more weeks.
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MUDO IS A GOD DAMN MOTHERFUCKER AND AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHARAOEIRAWP8RUASOIFJASLDJVHA4P98TYASDKHLSH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DIE SPIDER-BABY DIE! DIE DIE DIE!!! *Throws 3DS across the room*
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The world acknowledges stupidity as stupidity, so as to help those who are stupid realize it, and I guess their stupidity fine for a while, until somebody gets hurt (by someone else).
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Everyone is brainwashed. Who or what washes their brain is up to them.
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I wonder why my dad only gave me a small cameo in his new movie gun self-defence for women? ???
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I think I'll go back to bed. Fuck it.
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Um, no. That's not irony.
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Ahh, I am really enjoying this lovely 70 degree December afternoon. :)
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hmm, you know, despite how far i've come, i think i would still like to lose another 15-20 pounds.
(20 minutes later)
hmm, you know, i haven't had oreos in a while.
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pizza
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annie, are you OK?
will you tell us that you're OK?
there's a sign in the window
that he struck you a crescendo Annie
he came into your apartment
he left the bloodstains on the carpet
then you ran into the bedroom
you were struck down
it was your doom
(i think this has been stuck in my head literally since i was a child)
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My brother's old band covered that - the AAF version though.
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almost done
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*Takes hand off penis, exhales deeply and exits private browser window*
Done.
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I've realised that in any given musical genre, there are several bands that were getting there and set the foundations to it, then some people came, got inspired by those, gave that music their own style, and boom! A new genre is born, and they're hailed as the best representations of it. Then you have another generation of generic copycats that try to emulate that sound, but fail to deliver something creative. From there, a genre can be reborn several times with new, creative young acts that breathe fresh air into them. Or die :lol
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I think you just described every single band known to man since the inception of music itself. That is awesome. I can neither argue nor contend with that statement. :tup :tup
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almost done
*Takes hand off penis, exhales deeply and exits private browser window*
Done.
Am I to assume you guys were doing something together?
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BB, you know jealousy really turns me off. I'll still be by later, don't worry.
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The doors unlocked. If I'm asleep, just wake me up the way you know how.
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I think you just described every single band known to man since the inception of music itself. That is awesome. I can neither argue nor contend with that statement. :tup :tup
lolno
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Am I to assume you guys were doing something together?
he jerked off
I finished some music
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Am I to assume you guys were doing something together?
he jerked off
I finished some music
So the same thing basically
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yeah, tell me this (https://musescore.com/user/100120/scores/1548246) isn't the strongest orgasm
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I feel like I have mentioned this before, but this scenario happened to me again at work the other day:
*enters the men's room and it's clear that the person just before let loose with a doozy*
*pees quickly, washed my hands, and exits the men's room*
*two seconds later, a co-worker, who clearly saw you leaving, goes to enter, and you just know they are going to go in there and think it was YOU who left that stench in there*
:facepalm: :facepalm:
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I feel like I have mentioned this before, but this scenario happened to me again at work the other day:
*enters the men's room and it's clear that the person just before let loose with a doozy*
*pees quickly, washed my hands, and exits the men's room*
*two seconds later, a co-worker, who clearly saw you leaving, goes to enter, and you just know they are going to go in there and think it was YOU who left that stench in there*
:facepalm: :facepalm:
I've had those same thoughts. It's actually worse when you're in, say, Starbucks and you use their bathroom. The person who was in there before you obviously ate a few pounds of steamed cabbage. However, on your way out, this gorgeous girl is waiting to go in.... and as soon as you open the door to leave, the smell exits with you.
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You know what I really hate? Like, almost unjustifiably so...
When TV shows (mainly) and movies use the way that a tear will fall from the side of your eye while you're laying down because of the pressure on the tear duct to be feigned as an actual tear that is caused from emotion. That shit annoys the everliving fuck out of me. :lol
Like...they're clearly not 'crying', it's motherfucking leakage you bitches, QUIT TRYIN'A FOOL MEH, IT AIN'T WORKIN'!!!
Gawd. So bad. SO. BAD. It's cringe-worthy. Why. Just why. Not even a question. Cause I don't want to know the answer.
"Guys, I'm in a really good mood and I can't cry and Bob just told me we're out of eyedrops and we need to be wrapped like NOW so can I just lie down for this scene?"
or
"Okay Yngwie, this scene is where you realize you're not as good as you really think you are so you're gonna have to tear up a bit."
/Yngwieaccent "BULLSHIT. FUCKING BULLSHIT." /Yngwieaccent
"Yeah I figured, okay why don't you just lie down for a second?"
/Yngwieaccent "WHY WOULD I DO THAT? YNGWIE DOES NOT LIE DOWN FOR ANYONE" /Yngwieaccent
"Just do it, I want to finish this stupid fucking docu-drama."
/Yngwieaccent "...FINE." /Yngwieaccent
*Lies down*
...
...
*Drip*
"THAT'S A WRAP!"
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I'm watching Anathema's Universal blu-ray. Untouchable is one of the greatest songs I've ever heard. There isn't a flaw in it. The lyrics are brilliant, the instrumentation is perfect for the mood of the song, and Vinny Cavanagh is such an emotive singer it's hard not to feel the song with him. I love the backing vocals with Danny and Lee. Of course the orchestra adds even more beauty to it.
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One of my all-time favorites :heart
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Does anyone think we need more worden to describe flavours? I have tasted quite a few craft Beers lately but I find it hard to say more than this is a sweet or Smokey beer about the flavours without using unrelated words like this tastes like summer.
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Why should we create new words when we have plenty to use in the vocabulary. You underestimate the use of the current vernacular. For example, instead of making some new words to describe a shitty beer, you could say, "that beer tastes like sweaty ass on a humid day in Florida." Contrarily, for a great tasting beer, you could say, "that beer tastes like a barely touched vagina on the island of Lesbos."
Speaking of random thoughts, why do we use the slang "old lady" to refer to one's wife, and use the slang "old man" to refer to one's father. Doesn't that seem perverse?
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:zydar:
Music related random thought: I've been pretty much obsessed with instrumental hip-hop and trip-hop this year. For a moment it felt like a short phase that would last a few months, but now I'm spining Portishead's self-titled and I still don't get tired of this sound. Never thought I'd end up loving something so far away from prog and metal :lol
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Knowing that this is going to be my first New Year's spent sober in a very, very, very, VERY fucking long time (and alone, watching anime, hahahahahahhahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhwaaaaaaaaaahhhhhwaaaaaaahhhh)...I had a supremely morbid thought that is simultaneously unarguably going to come true for a lot of people tonight and could have for me very easily numerous times years past...
How many people, in their drunken excitement and fervor in welcoming the new year...will die before or right when it comes? Probably a good bit. I mean there's always a good bit, but tonight...it's no doubt going to shoot up a few notches, sadly for both the ones that cause it and the ones that are simply unlucky bystanders...and then those that, as the say "is just their time".
Hopefully I'm safe in my room watching anime firmly holding my penis. I think I am. Unless I accidentally rip my penis off. It's a possibility. I think it really is. But just in case I do, I love you all.
I always get weirdly morbid and paranoid of death on New Years, and this year it seems compounded by my still new sobriety... Hmm.. Anime. Save me. Save me from myself. Also boobs and butts.
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Knowing that this is going to be my first New Year's spent sober in a very, very, very, VERY fucking long time (and alone, watching anime, hahahahahahhahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhwaaaaaaaaaahhhhhwaaaaaaahhhh)...I had a supremely morbid thought that is simultaneously unarguably going to come true for a lot of people tonight and could have for me very easily numerous times years past...
You did say sober, right?
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You shush, I can craugh (cry laugh, of course) while sober! WHY DON'T YOU JUST GO POST IN THE DRINK THREAD SO I CAN LIVE VICARIOUSLY THROUGH YOU AND BE SAFE BB, BE SAFE!
I mean, I did have a few cups of coffee and a cobbler so I'm probably high in my own way.
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YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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:yarr
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I've long thought that there are many forumers who have my posts blocked. I'd say, that after today the evidence is clear.
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Did someone say something?
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Who you talking to, Prog Snob?
What happened? :P
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I've long thought that there are many forumers who have my posts blocked. I'd say, that after today the evidence is clear.
Did I miss something?
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Waterboarding at Guantanamo Bay sounds super rad if you don't know what either of those things are.
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Waterboarding at Guantanamo Bay sounds super rad if you don't know what either of those things are.
:lol
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That's kind of like when a girl asks what you want to do for the evening and you tell her she's in for a shocker.
(https://www.ldawg.com/images/shocker_hand.jpg)
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It really does make perfect sense expressed in dollars and cents, pounds, shillings, and pence. And it doesn't make sense in any other terms, which is sad.
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In my country we have no special names for different coins, curiously :P
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I feel aware. I see many who are not aware, though speaking to them might change my mind to a few. Not all. Aware of what? Themselves, their own thoughts, in a world of dumb cliches that ought to be eradicated, that they often show themselves as. Some are children. Probably most, as is the internet. Once they become aware of the stupidity around them, they'll see their own writing and realize the same thing.
Some don't, though.
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(https://s14.postimg.org/ifa36v6m7/getejurtj.gif)
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I wonder what it would be like to be invisible.
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It's terrific!
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It would be rather cold if your clothes aren't Invisible too...
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Clothing is trivial
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Clothing is trivial
Not with my body. :lol
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:lol
The random thoughts thread has turned into the random perverted thoughts thread.
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That was much darker than I expected. I'm not sure that's healthy. I may need to get it checked.
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I make a killer pot of coffee. :tup
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Why does Hulu advertise commercials touting their shows/movies during the commercials on their site. Like, dude...quit being so desperate. I'm here. I'm already subscribed. You don't have to tell me. Clearly, I know. I know all the shit you offer because the only reason I'm watching this weirdly placed commercial is because you decided to advertise to people who are already paying and subscribed.
It's a fucking turn off.
I'm done with you, Hulu.
Not really but it's a fucking WEIRD ad choice. On the other hand it's better than the other bullshit commercials sooo...sure...keep advertising to paying customers. That's cool. Reminders. Yeah. I get it. Nope. I don't.
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I realize my musical tastes make very little sense :lol
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Black licorice? Really? I was worried about it being green for nothing! Shit.
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I know, right? "Black licorice" is a really weird way to spell "Satan's asshole".
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:lol No sh...uh...kidding?
Advancing years has made me pay way too much attention to my expulsions. Orc green was just too disturbing.
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Mr. T eating spaghetti looks awesome on a white backdrop!
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Honestly, for my school, they should stop FORCING people to take an Ap World Class. Seriously, I got a 1 on the AP test as well as many others and that did not look good for colleges at all.
And yes, I said forced. T.T
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So I'm listening to an album on Youtube and you know what tickles the fuck out of me every damn time?
The UBER OFFICIAL rights that every swinging dick so brilliantly slaps on the video description. I mean...first and foremost, "Rights to the respective people" is just...damn, bro. Damn. You must have graduated from Harvard Law. That's just... Nope. NOPE! Second...I hope that these goobers aren't so ignorant that they think this is going to be any kind of saving grace if any of the bands' labels were to force them to take it down. It's almost always the big commercial bands/singers' label's that actually do something about it, and with the bands that I've been listening to on YT, they'd just be happy for the exposure, it's just the thought of some poor fool thinking "Alright, alright...I'm safe. I've got their rights down. I mean, it's right there. They can read it. Yeah. Read your rights!"
Equates to...
"Yo label, I'mma let you talk but I just wanna say you got your rights".
Yes. That is the legal, official format in which you cite the rights of the band. You good, you good. Carry on, counselor.
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The funniest is all the people who put something like "NO COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENT INTENDED". Oh well that makes it ok then. Good to see you've legally covered yourself. :lol
-But your honor, if you look under the video, you'll clearly see that my client has added "no copyright infringement intended" under his video.
-I've seen enough here. Case dismissed!
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The funniest is all the people who put something like "NO COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENT INTENDED". Oh well that makes it ok then. Good to see you've legally covered yourself. :lol
-But your honor, if you look under the video, you'll clearly see that my client has added "no copyright infringement intended" under his video.
-I've seen enough here. Case dismissed!
Yeah, I also crack up everytime I see that. :lol And I see many who starts their video with "I do not own this property, this company do. I only advertise their material". Oh really, that's what you're doing? :lol
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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Ex Machina is an amazing movie, I love how as viewer you really start to feel for Ava and then the end.... :omg:
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Psh, speak for yourself. I was all "Spread dem robotic legs, guuuuurl".
Just kidding, that movie was fucked up.
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You know you know you know, you know?
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I do?
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My toilet can be really kinky sometimes.
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Men really do ruin everything.
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Why does it look like Al Sharpton's head is way too big for his body.... especially since it's empty....hmmm
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I should not be awake. Let's see what I can do.
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I need a gf.
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How sad is that I have met very few truly interesting people in my life so far. And none of them female :'(
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How sad is that I have met very few truly interesting people in my life so far. And none of them female :'(
Sacul, sometimes people can be waaay more interesting than they appear, it's funny how much a first impression of someone can be completely wrong after having a conversion with them :azn:
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How sad is that I have met very few truly interesting people in my life so far. And none of them female :'(
Sacul, sometimes people can be waaay more interesting than they appear, it's funny how much a first impression of someone can be completely wrong after having a conversion with them :azn:
Seconding this.
Some of my best (male and female) friends seemed really shallow and uninteresting to me when I first met them. If you're like me and don't have the outgoing type of personality you're simply not going to find out in one day/conversation.
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What a lovely couple of days we've had, weather-wise. The weather has definitely turned more spring-like over the weekend. The fact the sun's still up at 6pm is a good thing too.
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Death was and will be good.
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I might be falling in love with someone 400 km away who I've only met once, and it's 4 years younger than me but with who I (we) connect a lot. Trying my best not to lose my head.
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Sometimes life is just f**cking confusing :angry:
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Someday, you lovable guy. Someday.
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Dude, that sausage....seriously man, put that thing away.
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Sometimes life is just f**cking confusing :angry:
You know, I think it are mainly feeling that make life so damn confusing sometimes. Look at people who are angry or in love, acting completely unrational...
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It's been weird I haven't listened to any music all day long.
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It's been weird I haven't listened to any music all day long.
Sometimes you need absence of something or someone to realisere how much you treasure that something or someone
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Conjuring demons is an endurance trial sometimes. It takes lots of practice and the right frame of mind.
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Fuck narcotics and the devastation they can cause >:(
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Add the rest of intoxicants to that list...
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I learned the hard way.
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Add the rest of intoxicants to that list...
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I learned the hard way.
Seems Prince did as well...
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Me too, Tio.
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I hate when I pay for Amazon Prime and then order something with Prime Shipping that is $23 more than without but pay it so that the item will arrive faster (because PRIME SHIPPING) and then they quote me "3-5 business days" and then 8 days go by and my kid's drum kit FINALLY ARRIVES at the local UPS ...
but it's SATURDAY and Amazon Prime doesn't PAY for Saturday delivery so I have to wait until Monday even though it's RIGHT HERE IN MY TOWN AND THE TRUCKS ARE OUT DELIVERING EVERYONE ELSE"S STUFF BUT MINE.
Monday will be 11 days since I placed the order. WTF Amazon. But since they told me AFTER placing the order that it would arrive between Thursday and Monday, it's not technically late unless it doesn't get delivered Monday. But they also said 3-5 days and Monday is 11 days. So ... yeah. I don't think I can do shit about this. It just plain sucks.
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Yeah, I have a love/hate relationship with Amazon.com. There was a period of about 7 or 8 years where I just refused to buy anything from them. It all started under similar circumstances but it was music CDs. I'd purchase a few CDs (this is long before Prime was a thing) and they'd send me a message "Order confirmed, etc"
A few days would go by and I'd get an email with "Updated Shipping" in the subject and look in the message and they have some lame excuse about "logistics" and now instead of April 10th I'm going to get my stuff on April 18th >:(
And they kept doing it to me. Not every order, but maybe every 3rd order or so. So I pulled the plug on Amazon and had no intention of ever buying anything from them ever again.
Then my wife bought a Prime subscription. :loser:
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:azn:
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I hope things work out for me at RIT, but I'm a little wary of the fact that the M/F ratio is 68/32 and that the most social house is the Computer Science special interest house.
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So glad it's :friday:
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When will then be now?
:soon:
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Figuratively futile fish for four fat frankenstein fools feels fishy fa fa fa fa fa fishy! foo foo fishy!
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When I tell the Johovah witness last weekthat rang by doorbell I am an Athiest ( and I did do it nicely), yet he comes back and rings my bell again a minute ago............testing my patience but replied nice. Then they still started yapping. I said hold on a minute. And went inside and gave him a copy of my Richard Dawkins book. Have a nice day
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Troop. It is difficult to stay polite at times isn't it?
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I admit I do have a hard time being patient with stupidity and pushy people. I have learned to use sarcasm on both kinds. They are just too stupid to know they are being stupid or ignorant and pushy. So I usually find it fun to mess with them without me getting riled.
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When I tell the Johovah witness last weekthat rang by doorbell I am an Athiest ( and I did do it nicely), yet he comes back and rings my bell again a minute ago............testing my patience but replied nice. Then they still started yapping. I said hold on a minute. And went inside and gave him a copy of my Richard Dawkins book. Have a nice day
Ooooh, I did that once, except I had a copy of Lavey's Satanic Bible on the bookshelf next to the door. She did a gasp and a sign of the cross and ran down the steps like she had seen the devil himself.
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When I tell the Johovah witness last weekthat rang by doorbell I am an Athiest ( and I did do it nicely), yet he comes back and rings my bell again a minute ago............testing my patience but replied nice. Then they still started yapping. I said hold on a minute. And went inside and gave him a copy of my Richard Dawkins book. Have a nice day
Ooooh, I did that once, except I had a copy of Lavey's Satanic Bible on the bookshelf next to the door. She did a gasp and a sign of the cross and ran down the steps like she had seen the devil himself.
Nice! Great minds think alike :)
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I was approached by someone holding a "Watchtower" outside my office one morning. I told him no thanks and that I don't hold to no atheist scum. He said, "I'm a Jehovah Witness not an atheist." I asked him if he believed in Alah, no. Vishnu, no. Odin, no. Zeus, no.
"See? Atheist scum." I said and walked into my office. I have no idea how long he stood there. :lol
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Brilliant.
Do not get me wrong. I respect peoples beliefs. Just do not push it on me, especially after a polite no reply from me. After that they are going to get soaked with my sarcasm.
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When I tell the Johovah witness last weekthat rang by doorbell I am an Athiest ( and I did do it nicely), yet he comes back and rings my bell again a minute ago............testing my patience but replied nice. Then they still started yapping. I said hold on a minute. And went inside and gave him a copy of my Richard Dawkins book. Have a nice day
Ooooh, I did that once, except I had a copy of Lavey's Satanic Bible on the bookshelf next to the door. She did a gasp and a sign of the cross and ran down the steps like she had seen the devil himself.
Nice! Great minds think alike :)
:iagree:
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:tup :tup
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Sometimes I'm randomly inspired to try a celebrity impression. I just sat down and worked on Pacino for a little bit (har har). I'm happy with it!
https://clyp.it/fakkoncg
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I live by Carpe Diem. Sometimes it works, sometimes it does not. Found out a bit ago a bud/brother got shot and killed in Dallas on Thursday. Guy just minding his business walking down the street. A Vet that did 3 tours in Iraq etc. Fucking survived that to come back and this.
(https://i144.photobucket.com/albums/r190/lamtwins/SEAL-Trident-500.jpg) (https://s144.photobucket.com/user/lamtwins/media/SEAL-Trident-500.jpg.html)
I’ve been around the world twice, talked to everyone once, seen two whales fuck, been to 3 world fairs, and I even know a man in Thailand with a wooden cock. Push more peter, more sweeter and more completer than any other peter pusher around. I’m a hard bodied, hairy chested, rootin, tootin, shootin, parachutin, demolition double cap crimping, frog man. There ain’t nothing I can’t do, no sky too high, no sea to rough, no muff too tough. Learnt a lot of lessons in my life, never shoot a large caliber man with a small caliber bullet. Drive all kinds of truck 2 bys, 4 bys, 6 bys, those big motherfuckers that bend and go tshhhh, tshhhh, when you step on the breaks. Anything in life worth doing, is worth overdoing, moderation is for cowards. I’m a lover, I’m a fighter, I’m a UDT Navy Seal Diver, I wine, dine, intertwine and sneak out the back door when the revealing is done. So if you’re feeling froggy you better jump because this frogman’s been there, done that, and is going back for more. Cheers Boys!
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I watch the Accuweather channel on tv for the smoking hot chick weather reporters :yarr just sayin
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I watch the Accuweather channel on tv for the smoking hot chick weather reporters :yarr just sayin
Which meteorologist do you look forward to?
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Steph Olmo :yarr
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a bit too skinny for me but.......................wow
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Steph Olmo :yarr
Well, of course I like the Italian ladies.
Jill Nicolini (right here in NYC)
Gabriela Grechi (from Milan)
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Yep! Know em well.
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Watching Game of Thrones and I just got to The Rains of Castamere. Can... can somebody hold me?
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:xbones
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I really want to run another roulette, but haven't even checked the albums I got from last one... Mmnn...
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My cat's butt has probably touched just about every object in my apartment.
Also, my cat's breath smells like cat food.
(https://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/simpsons/images/3/39/Ralph_wiggum.gif/revision/latest?cb=20120620154037&path-prefix=pt)
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While I definitely enjoy peppermint patties, I definitely prefer junior mints
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Why does Kareem Abdul-Jabar care if people watch reality t.v.? Couldn't we feasibly argue that watching sports on television is just another version of reality t.v. for the average couch potato?
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1. How are we going to sneak past those guards.
2. Why did I bring helium instead of air ? 🤔
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Death is too good for some people. Some deserve the long drawn out process of torture. Vlad the Impaler had it right. Sometimes his subjects would last for days while impaled upon a stake. With each passing hour the weight of their body would slowly lower them further down the pole, piercings their insides bit by bit, crying for mercy and begging for a quick death.
Yes, some people still deserve that.
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Random unprovoked thought of the day (night).
No one deserves torture or pain for the sake of pain. Not even the worst of us.
Except maybe the dude who cancelled Firefly.
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No one deserves torture or pain for the sake of pain. Not even the worst of us.
That's not even a rational statement.
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Sure it is.
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Not even close. That's basically saying everyone deserves the same treatment, no matter how reprehensible their behavior.
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Not even close. That's basically saying everyone deserves the same treatment, no matter how reprehensible their behavior.
No it's not. It's saying no one deserves torture.
A person who steals some bread will not be given the same treatment as a man serial killer. One will be deal with relatively lightly, while the other will be removed from society. Torture does nothing but feed the blood lust of others. I have no desire to feed people's blood lust.
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No, it's saying that even the harshest of criminals deserve the breath the same air as the rest of us. Someone who steals bread doesn't bother me. I'm a career thief. I'm talking about the criminals that commit the most insidious crimes. They deserve torture. Hmm Hitler. I'm sure there's a world of people who would take pleasure in watching him suffer greatly.
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Hmm Hitler. I'm sure there's a world of people who would take pleasure in watching him suffer greatly.
That's not even a rational statement.
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Not even close. That's basically saying everyone deserves the same treatment, no matter how reprehensible their behavior.
No it's not. It's saying no one deserves torture.
A person who steals some bread will not be given the same treatment as a man serial killer. One will be deal with relatively lightly, while the other will be removed from society. Torture does nothing but feed the blood lust of others. I have no desire to feed people's blood lust.
Do you differentiate between "blood lust" and "revenge"? "Blood lust" and "vengeance"? Isn't "blood lust" a form of "revenge" or "vengeance" (which are not exactly the same thing)?
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Not even close. That's basically saying everyone deserves the same treatment, no matter how reprehensible their behavior.
No it's not. It's saying no one deserves torture.
A person who steals some bread will not be given the same treatment as a man serial killer. One will be deal with relatively lightly, while the other will be removed from society. Torture does nothing but feed the blood lust of others. I have no desire to feed people's blood lust.
Do you differentiate between "blood lust" and "revenge"? "Blood lust" and "vengeance"? Isn't "blood lust" a form of "revenge" or "vengeance" (which are not exactly the same thing)?
Maybe on a semantic level, but I'm largely grouping them all together.
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No, it's saying that even the harshest of criminals deserve the breath the same air as the rest of us. Someone who steals bread doesn't bother me. I'm a career thief. I'm talking about the criminals that commit the most insidious crimes. They deserve torture. Hmm Hitler. I'm sure there's a world of people who would take pleasure in watching him suffer greatly.
Totally. I'm just not one of those people.
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I want Pizza
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I want Pizza
........from which coast?
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Canadia
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You know, you never hear about Canadian pizza. Maybe they secretly have the best pizza there.
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Cheese pizza with Canadian ham.
Eh!
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Hmm Hitler. I'm sure there's a world of people who would take pleasure in watching him suffer greatly.
That's not even a rational statement.
It's perfectly rational to want to watch such a monster of a man get tortured.
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FOR THE LOVE OF EVERLOVING MIKE!!! GODDAMMIT, THERE ARE NOT VARYING DEGREES OF UNIQUENESS. SOMETHING IS EITHER UNIQUE OR IT ISN'T. UNIQUE IS SINGULAR AND IN FACT IS A SYNONYM.
*pant, pant, pant*
The word you're searching for is uncommon, or unusual, or rare, etc. So, please, the next time you start to type the words, "his (voice/playing/driving/cooking/etc.) is very, very" just stop right there. Think, about what you want to really say and choose any words other than unique or singular.
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Hmm Hitler. I'm sure there's a world of people who would take pleasure in watching him suffer greatly.
That's not even a rational statement.
It's perfectly rational to want to watch such a monster of a man get tortured.
We don't get to watch the torture. I for one don't want to see it. Besides, once they're dead, then what? Will any of the torture they received during life mean anything at all? From a metaphysical standpoint, when you're dead, it's doubtful you're still aware of anything that happened to you before you're dead. The torture never happened. You might as well have not existed.
It's pointless.
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Hmm Hitler. I'm sure there's a world of people who would take pleasure in watching him suffer greatly.
That's not even a rational statement.
It's perfectly rational to want to watch such a monster of a man get tortured.
We don't get to watch the torture. I for one don't want to see it. Besides, once they're dead, then what? Will any of the torture they received during life mean anything at all? From a metaphysical standpoint, when you're dead, it's doubtful you're still aware of anything that happened to you before you're dead. The torture never happened. You might as well have not existed.
It's pointless.
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After River's Edge (my all time favorite movie), I thought Keanu Reeves would be one of the best actors of his generation. Sure the Matrix (never seen it) and Speed were huge, but I thought he would have more to offer over time.
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Hmm Hitler. I'm sure there's a world of people who would take pleasure in watching him suffer greatly.
That's not even a rational statement.
It's perfectly rational to want to watch such a monster of a man get tortured.
We don't get to watch the torture. I for one don't want to see it. Besides, once they're dead, then what? Will any of the torture they received during life mean anything at all? From a metaphysical standpoint, when you're dead, it's doubtful you're still aware of anything that happened to you before you're dead. The torture never happened. You might as well have not existed.
It's pointless.
Then I guess everyone should just sit on their couches until they take their last breath because any kind of experience is pointless because we'll all be dead some day. There's no point in trying to enjoy anything because we'll all be dead one day. There's no point in being sad because we'll all be dead one day. That's your logic and it's pretty sad. If you want to live as some zombie because life ends at some point, good for you. Keep it in the family. Don't spread that toxic thought around. Live life to the fullest and if it involves watching a mass murderer getting tortured, enjoy the fuck out of it.
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A few thoughts and a summary from me...
i. Hitler was a doo doo face.
ii. I wouldn't want anyone to be tortured.
Not even Ricky Gervais who I despise :hat. I'd prefer his career to nosedive and have to turn up on Celebrity Big Brother...
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What in the motherfuck is going on in this here thread? :rollin :lol
On topic... I really like cranberries. A lot.
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A few thoughts and a summary from me...
i. Hitler was a doo doo face.
ii. I wouldn't want anyone to be tortured.
Not even Ricky Gervais who I despise :hat. I'd prefer his career to nosedive and have to turn up on Celebrity Big Brother...
Doo doo face? Seriously?
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A few thoughts and a summary from me...
i. Hitler was a doo doo face.
ii. I wouldn't want anyone to be tortured.
Not even Ricky Gervais who I despise :hat. I'd prefer his career to nosedive and have to turn up on Celebrity Big Brother...
Doo doo face? Seriously?
Seriously.
Torture is one thing, but doo doo face? Dude, that's just cruel.
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Not the point I was making, but thanks for your one cent.
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Not the point I was making, but thanks for your one cent.
Oh I was just being silly. I'm not sure I had a point.
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(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/54/b2/3f/54b23fb44e686fa030db901c8a2f717d.gif)
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Is that Ian Sommerholder or whatever?
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*Somerhalder
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*Somerhalder
Yeaa, I can never get that one.
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:lol
Become a spelling snob like me and you will.
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:lol
Become a spelling snob like me and you will.
I'm a grammar snob, but I am an awful speller. Without autocorrect and spellcheck, I'd put King to shame.
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I'm a grammar snob, too. Hmm, I'm also a prog, and music, snob. I'm starting to notice a pattern.
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I'm a grammar snob, too. Hmm, I'm also a prog, and music, snob. I'm starting to notice a pattern.
Yet you missed an opportunity to comment on this.
FOR THE LOVE OF EVERLOVING MIKE!!! GODDAMMIT, THERE ARE NOT VARYING DEGREES OF UNIQUENESS. SOMETHING IS EITHER UNIQUE OR IT ISN'T. UNIQUE IS SINGULAR AND IN FACT IS A SYNONYM.
*pant, pant, pant*
The word you're searching for is uncommon, or unusual, or rare, etc. So, please, the next time you start to type the words, "his (voice/playing/driving/cooking/etc.) is very, very" just stop right there. Think, about what you want to really say and choose any words other than unique or singular.
Can I get an amen, brother?
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I'm a grammar snob, too. Hmm, I'm also a prog, and music, snob. I'm starting to notice a pattern.
I really trying to have you burst a blood vessel in your eye.
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Kotowboy's Random Post Apropos Sweet FA...
I think that The Wrath of Khan is better than any Star Wars film and no Star Trek film is as bad as Attack of The Clones...Not even Insurrection, Final Frontier or Into Darkness.
I'd put Khan over any SW film and i'd even put STID over all 3 of the prequels.
...actually if STID had better writing - it would be a really good trilogy of films.
:hat Flame on
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FOR THE LOVE OF EVERLOVING MIKE!!! GODDAMMIT, THERE ARE NOT VARYING DEGREES OF UNIQUENESS. SOMETHING IS EITHER UNIQUE OR IT ISN'T. UNIQUE IS SINGULAR AND IN FACT IS A SYNONYM.
*pant, pant, pant*
The word you're searching for is uncommon, or unusual, or rare, etc. So, please, the next time you start to type the words, "his (voice/playing/driving/cooking/etc.) is very, very" just stop right there. Think, about what you want to really say and choose any words other than unique or singular.
What defines wheter or not something is unique then? If you look small enough no two things are exactly the same. I'd definitely say things can be more unique, less exactly the same, as other things.
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I'm a grammar snob, too. Hmm, I'm also a prog, and music, snob. I'm starting to notice a pattern.
I really trying to have you burst a blood vessel in your eye.
(https://media.tenor.co/images/4958a88749c6dc428ac8d4e5ffdb33a7/tenor.gif)
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Kotowboy's Random Post Apropos Sweet FA...
I think that The Wrath of Khan is better than any Star Wars film and no Star Trek film is as bad as Attack of The Clones...Not even Insurrection, Final Frontier or Into Darkness.
I'd put Khan over any SW film and i'd even put STID over all 3 of the prequels.
...actually if STID had better writing - it would be a really good trilogy of films.
:hat Flame on
I love Attack of the Clones.
Natalie Portman :heart
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Is anyone out there aging better than Jane Fonda (surgeries and all)?
Good god, the woman is almost 80 and I'd be pretty tempted if she offered.
Similar thought with Patrick Stewart.
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Is anyone out there aging better than Jane Fonda (surgeries and all)?
Good god, the woman is almost 80 and I'd be pretty tempted if she offered.
Similar thought with Patrick Stewart.
(https://rbk.h-cdn.co/assets/16/04/980x490/landscape-1453836312-rbk-jenaniston.jpg)
also.. Dr. Wu is still killing it.
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Let's see how Anniston looks at almost 80.
I should have excluded Asians from my post, they age insanely well.
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Asians should just be excluded from most comparisons. You can't compete with that.
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Let's see how Anniston looks at almost 80.
I should have excluded Asians from my post, they age insanely well.
10:1 says she's more attractive at 80 than Jane Fonda is now.
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Well, considering she's not attractive now, I'll take that bet.
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Who's not attractive? Anniston?
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Who's not attractive? Anniston?
Correct. She has her moments, but no, really don't see it. I mean.......I see what other people might see, but it does nothing for me at all.
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Who's not attractive? Anniston?
Correct. She has her moments, but no, really don't see it. I mean.......I see what other people might see, but it does nothing for me at all.
I am at a loss for words.
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Who's not attractive? Anniston?
Correct. She has her moments, but no, really don't see it. I mean.......I see what other people might see, but it does nothing for me at all.
I am at a loss for words.
It's all good. I won't call her ugly at all, just doesn't do anything for me. I'm more of a Winona Ryder type.
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Who's not attractive? Anniston?
Correct. She has her moments, but no, really don't see it. I mean.......I see what other people might see, but it does nothing for me at all.
I am at a loss for words.
It's all good. I won't call her ugly at all, just doesn't do anything for me. I'm more of a Winona Ryder type.
Winona's sexiness is 100% dependent on her hair style. I think she looks awful when her hair is short, as opposed to someone like Natalie Portman who looks stunning with short hair.
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If you ever run into short haired Winona and really have no interest, send her my way.
I prefer the short hair.
See? Different strokes.
As long as all agree that none of these people, none of them, are as sexy as Hef.
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Who's not attractive? Anniston?
Correct. She has her moments, but no, really don't see it. I mean.......I see what other people might see, but it does nothing for me at all.
I am at a loss for words.
It's all good. I won't call her ugly at all, just doesn't do anything for me. I'm more of a Winona Ryder type.
:tup
Aniston doesn't do much for me either.
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Winona Ryder ? ??? ???
Unremarkable. Terrible actress too.
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Asians should just be excluded from most comparisons. You can't compete with that.
Yeah Garrett Wang was 96 when he played Harry Kim.
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Winona Ryder ? ??? ???
Unremarkable. Terrible actress too.
Watch it Nigel, them be fightin words.
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Winona Ryder ? ??? ???
Unremarkable. Terrible actress too.
Watch it Nigel, them be fightin words.
I wouldn't take anything he says too serious. He's just in one of his brooding moods. ;)
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She is a terrible actress though.
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So you ever go out of town and stop in some local dive for dinner and there's a random dude over in the corner eating and paying no mind to the fact that out-of-town visitors are trying his favorite dive for the first time? Completely oblivious to the world around him, caught up in his meal, like any other weekly visit.
Next time you go to your favorite place for a bite to eat, consider that you're that guy. You're that guy. At any given point in your meal, the complete stranger that comes through the door may have just traveled a great distance and this place is where they chose to eat. Your place. Your favorite watering hole. You are the random, nameless stranger.
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Why does my body decide to have an evacuation event just minutes after having a shower? >:(
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Or you have one get dressed then you are about to leave and head right back into the bathroom?
Why when I get a coffee at Dunkin Donuts they give me 3 napkins but when I get food I get no napkins?
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I want to melt someone's face off and mix the remains in soup.
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Why does my body decide to have an evacuation event just minutes after having a shower? >:(
That's the worst.
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I was going to post this in the controversial opinions thread.... but I didn't feel like reviving a thread that hasn't been posted in since October.
The talk box is an underutilized musical instrument.
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I was going to post this in the controversial opinions thread.... but I didn't feel like reviving a thread that hasn't been posted in since October.
The talk box is an underutilized musical instrument.
They played Frampton on the morning drive did they?
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I was going to post this in the controversial opinions thread.... but I didn't feel like reviving a thread that hasn't been posted in since October.
The talk box is an underutilized musical instrument.
They played Frampton on the morning drive did they?
lol Coheed concert last night
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Oh boy, I'm really gonna need to wash up after that. Eeeeeew.
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I was going to post this in the controversial opinions thread.... but I didn't feel like reviving a thread that hasn't been posted in since October.
The talk box is an underutilized musical instrument.
They played Frampton on the morning drive did they?
All the teenage girls at the time listened to him using this device that sounds like you're barfing into a vacuum cleaner, and thought he was saying "I want to spaaaaank you!" Probably part of the reason it's one of the top selling live albums of all time.
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I really miss Hef
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I really miss Hef
Where is he? Did Bosk finally ban him?
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Vacation. Enjoying the beach and stogies.
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I can always tell what my employees have been looking up on the computer based on the ads that pop up.
Looks like someone is looking at engagement rings.
And someone else has been looking up VR headsets.
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I can always tell what my employees have been looking up on the computer based on the ads that pop up.
Looks like someone is looking at engagement rings.
And someone else has been looking up VR headsets.
Or the one person is looking to get married to a VR simulation. The perfect marriage.
Shhh. Don't ask why you'd be buying a physical ring for a VR woman.
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I can always tell what my employees have been looking up on the computer based on the ads that pop up.
Looks like someone is looking at engagement rings.
And someone else has been looking up VR headsets.
Or the one person is looking to get married to a VR simulation. The perfect marriage.
Shhh. Don't ask why you'd be buying a physical ring for a VR woman.
:lol
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Saw a cicada a few minutes ago and got reminded of how terrified of them I am. Pretty strange that I'm so afraid of cicadas which are harmless yet I have two tarantulas as pets.
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Here's a very random thought: I find somehow "annoying" how the expression "to sleep with" is always used as a global and general metaphor for the two-headed monster.
I mean, on one hand I perfectly understand how it's less gross to say "to sleep with" rather than saying "having sex" or, as prude people say, "the F word", but I've seen countless situations where "X slept with Y" has been used even though the couple literally did not consumate the act in bed at all :D
I get that the most common situation is two people consumating it in bed at one's place and then the other partner stays the night... but this translated into that generic "sleeping with" that is used when there are no beds or sleeping involved ;D
Also in Italy we have the same expression, the literal translation would be "to go to bed with", I would feel very weird in saying I went to bed with someone if all I did was a quickie in a car or whatever other situation.
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When I hear or read of something happening "15 years ago", I still imagine that to be the early-to-mid 90s. 15 years ago was actually 2002. Time flies...
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First time I got to 2nd base.
I was 16, and we were at a Jo Dee Messina concert.
That was nearly 10 years ago to the day.
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What's he building in there?
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Show some goddamned self restraint already!
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I've got a pocketful a pocketful of sunshine
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I've got a pocketful a pocketful of sunshine
On this quick quote, I saw her open for Train this summer, one hell of a voice.
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I've got a pocketful a pocketful of sunshine
On this quick quote, I saw her open for Train this summer, one hell of a voice.
Natasha's voice is sexy.
Someone drove by blasting the song... and it will always be associated with this scene for me.
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Saw a cicada a few minutes ago and got reminded of how terrified of them I am. Pretty strange that I'm so afraid of cicadas which are harmless yet I have two tarantulas as pets.
Yeah seriously TheCount, that is strange! Both would freak me out more than their smaller distant relatives.
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Here's a very random thought: I find somehow "annoying" how the expression "to sleep with" is always used as a global and general metaphor for the two-headed monster.
I mean, on one hand I perfectly understand how it's less gross to say "to sleep with" rather than saying "having sex" or, as prude people say, "the F word", but I've seen countless situations where "X slept with Y" has been used even though the couple literally did not consumate the act in bed at all :D
I get that the most common situation is two people consumating it in bed at one's place and then the other partner stays the night... but this translated into that generic "sleeping with" that is used when there are no beds or sleeping involved ;D
Also in Italy we have the same expression, the literal translation would be "to go to bed with", I would feel very weird in saying I went to bed with someone if all I did was a quickie in a car or whatever other situation.
Seinfeld did a good episode IMO about the twisting "sleeping" with "sex." :lol
s2e9 "The Deal"
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Why does a week between two dates feel so long?
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just rolling along...
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Reading random articles about food as led me to one conclusion: my life will not be complete until I visit Italy. As an Italian-American, I've already been raised to love Italian food and it is indeed my favorite style of cuisine, but to have all of these types of food, especially Bolognese sauce, in the country where they originated is something that I must experience before I die.
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Random thought:
Hypothetically, if you took all the racist people in the world & put them all in one country with no-one else there & no way for any of them to escape, does the phrase "racist people are bad" become contradictory?
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I was in Italy for a couple of days a few years ago and I wished I could spend more time there.
I want to return and visit lake como.
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If you are installing a light switch, and the indicator says "NO"...believe it.
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People have had a lot to say about Assange's moves, but I feel as if there were more people on the dance floor, it wouldn't seem so weird. The dude's having a good time, I can't fault him.
(https://thumbs.gfycat.com/JealousTameArctichare-max-1mb.gif)
And the main point I'm getting at, I too feel the music burning inside me, but I only let it loose in private since it probably looks just like that.
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I don't know what it's going to take to get it through my head that only I think I'm funny! :sadpanda:
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What if the world actually ended 5 years ago and this is hell?
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What if the world actually ended 5 years ago and this is hell?
Even worse, what if it ended 5 years ago and this is heaven....
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I have no nicer way to say this. Wah, wah, sissy, lala!
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Dear World,
I really am not as stupid as I look.
Thanks,
Me
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Hands across America
Seems pretty difficult logistically to set up. Was it legit 100% hand to hand connected from coast to coast?
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Wikipedia says yes it did but I don't know. The US is a huge place *puts on conspiracy hat*
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Why are there so many songs about rainbows?
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Why are there so many songs about rainbows?
It's not easy being green.
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Why are there so many songs about rainbows?
It's not easy being green.
Yesterday, in fact, I heard a version of that by Willie Nelson, and it was EXCELLENT.
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Break Stuff by Limp Bizkit is a near perfect song.
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When times get tough, most get selfish.
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Break Stuff by Limp Bizkit is a near perfect song.
I love drunk posts.
:) :)
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Break Stuff by Limp Bizkit is a near perfect song.
I love drunk posts.
:) :)
I'm thinking concussion post.
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I stand by it 100%.
I’m not even a Bizkit fan.
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I stand by it 100%.
I’m not even a Bizkit fan.
So it a "mood" post. Ah, got it.
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Break Stuff by Limp Bizkit is a near perfect song.
I love drunk posts.
:) :)
I'm thinking concussion post.
Haha. :tup
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Hands across America
Seems pretty difficult logistically to set up. Was it legit 100% hand to hand connected from coast to coast?
I took part it in as a kid, so I think it was legit.
Why do all of my best ideas come to me while taking a shower/using the bathroom?
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Hands across America
Seems pretty difficult logistically to set up. Was it legit 100% hand to hand connected from coast to coast?
I took part it in as a kid, so I think it was legit.
Why do all of my best ideas come to me while taking a shower/using the bathroom?
I have written like four albums worth of songs and two full comedy routines while in the shower, and I don't have even 30 seconds of "product" from those sessions. It's like the hot water stimulates all this thought, then the cold air of outside shuts it all off again. :) :) :)
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Hands across America
Seems pretty difficult logistically to set up. Was it legit 100% hand to hand connected from coast to coast?
I took part it in as a kid, so I think it was legit.
Why do all of my best ideas come to me while taking a shower/using the bathroom?
There were some gaps in the hands but it was still very impressive.
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Hands across America
Seems pretty difficult logistically to set up. Was it legit 100% hand to hand connected from coast to coast?
I took part it in as a kid, so I think it was legit.
Why do all of my best ideas come to me while taking a shower/using the bathroom?
I have written like four albums worth of songs and two full comedy routines while in the shower, and I don't have even 30 seconds of "product" from those sessions. It's like the hot water stimulates all this thought, then the cold air of outside shuts it all off again. :) :) :)
Dude, SAME. It's like it shuts off when I shut off the water. :)
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My face is cold. #hoodlife
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Hands across America
Seems pretty difficult logistically to set up. Was it legit 100% hand to hand connected from coast to coast?
Wikipedia says yes it did but I don't know. The US is a huge place *puts on conspiracy hat*
When I opened this thread today, these were the first posts I saw. The answer is no. It did not happen. Wikipedia current says, "Despite the claimed intent, there was never any realistic chance of forming an unbroken human chain from coast to coast, as hundreds of miles of low-population areas along the route through the vast rural Midwest and Desert Southwest would have required hundreds of thousands of volunteers and millions of dollars in transportation, provision and coordination costs to keep the chain intact." Of course, this sentence has a "citation needed" tag next to it, but there was no conceivable way for this to work, and I'm sure they'd have made a much bigger deal if it actually had worked.**
** - It certainly "worked "in the sense of raising money, but the "chain" was not at all complete.
Why are there so many songs about rainbows?
Because...this guy....
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Hands across America
Seems pretty difficult logistically to set up. Was it legit 100% hand to hand connected from coast to coast?
I took part it in as a kid, so I think it was legit.
Why do all of my best ideas come to me while taking a shower/using the bathroom?
I have written like four albums worth of songs and two full comedy routines while in the shower, and I don't have even 30 seconds of "product" from those sessions. It's like the hot water stimulates all this thought, then the cold air of outside shuts it all off again. :) :) :)
HAHAHA. I fully relate to this.
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Hands across America
Seems pretty difficult logistically to set up. Was it legit 100% hand to hand connected from coast to coast?
I took part it in as a kid, so I think it was legit.
Why do all of my best ideas come to me while taking a shower/using the bathroom?
I have written like four albums worth of songs and two full comedy routines while in the shower, and I don't have even 30 seconds of "product" from those sessions. It's like the hot water stimulates all this thought, then the cold air of outside shuts it all off again. :) :) :)
HAHAHA. I fully relate to this.
Same. I came up with my best ideas for D&D and EP stories for roulettes while in the shower. It's perfect for brainstorming something. The trick is to write them down as soon as you're out. :)
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Why are there so many songs about rainbows?
Because...this guy....
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Deep Thought: Isn't it strange that we drive on our parkways and park on our driveways? :corn
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I stand by it 100%.
I’m not even a Bizkit fan.
I think it's a great song too. Actually the first couple LB albums have some pretty great songs.
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After years of having it, I figured out today that I could turn my tv into a fireplace today, lol
Like this basically:
(https://ting.com/wp-content/uploads/streaming-fireplace.jpg)
I dig it
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:lol
When I used to have Cable, every Christmas morning my partner would put channel 11 because they had a Yule Log special (few hours of a Yule Log with Christmas music).
After we got rid of cable, we just go to YouTube and find a video :lol
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One of my favorite things about the holidays are the Christmas lights & music TV channels. There are a couple on Pluto TV, including those fireplace ones. I don't like having the TV unless I am sitting down to watch something, which is basically never. But anytime I was downstairs last month, I turned my favorite one of those Christmas channels on. It really added a nice, festive touch to the house.
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I mean honestly that's what I use my 4K TV these days fireplace and background music on YT.
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:lol
When I used to have Cable, every Christmas morning my partner would put channel 11 because they had a Yule Log special (few hours of a Yule Log with Christmas music).
After we got rid of cable, we just go to YouTube and find a video :lol
I don't know where you live (or, maybe I do and I'm not placing it right now) but that's the same for me, even down to the station: WPIX in New York, channel 11. I can still remember the UHF channels we used to get: 2, 4, 5, 7, 9, and 11 from New York. 3 and 8 were local (Hartford and New Haven). 13 was PBS. There was no 6, 10 or 12.
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I'm in NYC so yes, WPIX (PIX11) was the channel I was thinking of.
And as random thoughts go, Mr. G (From PIX11 news) is the best weatherman I've seen covering the weather.
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Does anyone else on DTF have 'photic sneeze reflex'? Me, my youngest son, Father and one of my brothers have it. Anytime I look at or am exposed to a bright light....it'll trigger a couple sneezes. It's most prominent when walking outside from inside and getting hit with the bright sunlight....but it also happens with just bright lights in general. It's really strange. Reading up on this condition it does say it's mostly hereditary and that it affects like 20% of the population.
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Does anyone else on DTF have 'photic sneeze reflex'? Me, my youngest son, Father and one of my brothers have it. Anytime I look at or am exposed to a bright light....it'll trigger a couple sneezes. It's most prominent when walking outside from inside and getting hit with the bright sunlight....but it also happens with just bright lights in general. It's really strange. Reading up on this condition it does say it's mostly hereditary and that it affects like 20% of the population.
If I ever have a sneeze that is "stuck", I'll look at the light or sun and it helps. Dunno if thats just from putting my head up or if related to this reflex.
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Does anyone else on DTF have 'photic sneeze reflex'? Me, my youngest son, Father and one of my brothers have it. Anytime I look at or am exposed to a bright light....it'll trigger a couple sneezes. It's most prominent when walking outside from inside and getting hit with the bright sunlight....but it also happens with just bright lights in general. It's really strange. Reading up on this condition it does say it's mostly hereditary and that it affects like 20% of the population.
Not me, I just hiss at sunlight in the morning :biggrin:
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Yes, 100%.
If I am struggling to sneeze, I lean my head back and look at a light and it happens.
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Does anyone else on DTF have 'photic sneeze reflex'? Me, my youngest son, Father and one of my brothers have it. Anytime I look at or am exposed to a bright light....it'll trigger a couple sneezes. It's most prominent when walking outside from inside and getting hit with the bright sunlight....but it also happens with just bright lights in general. It's really strange. Reading up on this condition it does say it's mostly hereditary and that it affects like 20% of the population.
I've experienced that, but mostly it's going out into the sun, not light of any kind.
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It's all fun and games until you gag on a highlighter. Wisdom from my six-month-old granddaughter
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Oh fuck... another thread I'm bumping tonight. At least I can spell-check myself here :lol And it's nice to be bumping something.
Well, FML... fuck it hard. That's all. That may or may not be the scotch talking.
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Shit dude, you alright? Hopefully just the scotch....
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Oh fuck... another thread I'm bumping tonight. At least I can spell-check myself here :lol And it's nice to be bumping something.
Well, FML... fuck it hard. That's all. That may or may not be the scotch talking.
Hang in there, brother.
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1) What's the deal with video games these days? I hear my 2 younger boys get completely irate like they're being tortured while playing games. I say to my wife, "aren't video games supposed to be fun?". In the past they've broken remotes and headsets over games they were so excited to get. I just don't understand. Is anything stress free anymore?
2) My two older boys over the last year started sports betting. Fanduel, DraftKings.... They're 21 and 24 and they work but it kills me. ???
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Chad, if that's what Scotch makes you say, perhaps it's time to stop drinking Scotch.
Glasser, pick up a controller and game with the boys, you'll see. Overcoming the frustration and difficulty is one of the joys of gaming...well any endeavor that requires precision and/or speed. Like golf. Or axe throwing. :biggrin:
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1) What's the deal with video games these days? I hear my 2 younger boys get completely irate like they're being tortured while playing games. I say to my wife, "aren't video games supposed to be fun?". In the past they've broken remotes and headsets over games they were so excited to get. I just don't understand. Is anything stress free anymore?
Did you never play the NES? Castlevania? Ghosts and Goblins?
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2) My two older boys over the last year started sports betting. Fanduel, DraftKings.... They're 21 and 24 and they work but it kills me. ???
This would make me incredibly nervous.
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2) My two older boys over the last year started sports betting. Fanduel, DraftKings.... They're 21 and 24 and they work but it kills me. ???
This would make me incredibly nervous.
I am. I have talks with them on how it ruins lives. :'(
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the price of an egg now at Target is over .50 cents. I was paying less for a Diabetic Test Strip, lol (before my insurance began covering it again last month).
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the price of an egg now at Target is over .50 cents. I was paying less for a Diabetic Test Strip, lol (before my insurance began covering it again last month).
I refuse to buy eggs anymore. It’s literally insane. I remember as a kid buying like 10 dozen to egg shit on Halloween (little juvenile I was, lol). A dozen eggs were less than a dollar then.
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Fun "Fogey" movie trivia. I'm watching an early 80's movie I haven't seen in a long time. Its hilarious. There's a character in this movie that curses the entire movie BUT never actually curses. Can you name the movie and character???
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Fun "Fogey" movie trivia. I'm watching an early 80's movie I haven't seen in a long time. Its hilarious. There's a character in this movie that curses the entire movie BUT never actually curses. Can you name the movie and character???
Johnny Dangerously. I can't remember the name of the character, but he was a farging icehole. :) :) :)
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Fun "Fogey" movie trivia. I'm watching an early 80's movie I haven't seen in a long time. Its hilarious. There's a character in this movie that curses the entire movie BUT never actually curses. Can you name the movie and character???
Johnny Dangerously. I can't remember the name of the character, but he was a farging icehole. :) :) :)
Bingo!!!!! Maroni. :rollin
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"I am going to cut off your bells and shove 'em up you icehole!!"
Love Johnny Dangerously.
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1) What's the deal with video games these days? I hear my 2 younger boys get completely irate like they're being tortured while playing games. I say to my wife, "aren't video games supposed to be fun?". In the past they've broken remotes and headsets over games they were so excited to get. I just don't understand. Is anything stress free anymore?
2) My two older boys over the last year started sports betting. Fanduel, DraftKings.... They're 21 and 24 and they work but it kills me. ???
Your kids sound like my son (20). He's been screaming at his games for several years. We actually put up acoustic squares on his bedroom wall. I can't tell you how many controllers he's been through, and he destroyed a desktop. He actually bought a really expensive computer desk, and part of the reasoning was that he couldn't possibly damage it. I saw that he downloaded one of the betting apps. I don't know that he's really made any bets, but I doubt it's a coincidence that this was the first season he really started following football.
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"I am going to cut off your bells and shove 'em up you icehole!!"
Love Johnny Dangerously.
Total classic for sure! :rollin :rollin :rollin
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1) What's the deal with video games these days? I hear my 2 younger boys get completely irate like they're being tortured while playing games. I say to my wife, "aren't video games supposed to be fun?". In the past they've broken remotes and headsets over games they were so excited to get. I just don't understand. Is anything stress free anymore?
2) My two older boys over the last year started sports betting. Fanduel, DraftKings.... They're 21 and 24 and they work but it kills me. ???
Your kids sound like my son (20). He's been screaming at his games for several years. We actually put up acoustic squares on his bedroom wall. I can't tell you how many controllers he's been through, and he destroyed a desktop. He actually bought a really expensive computer desk, and part of the reasoning was that he couldn't possibly damage it. I saw that he downloaded one of the betting apps. I don't know that he's really made any bets, but I doubt it's a coincidence that this was the first season he really started following football.
I'm handcuffed on this and they make it too easy. These apps give them " free money" to bet with. I tell them nothing Is free and the "house" always wins. It sucks!
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No one told me that when one gets over the hill, it's fuckin' steep on the other side.
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Do Bearded Clams still exist? (Most likely a fogey random thought) :lol
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I love Root beer floats, and I just had one :biggrin:
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I'm scared and waiting to die. I'm 53 in May, still grieving both of my parents and the fact that my only sibling and I don't speak since losing my father AND, here it comes....... People that are anti vax are telling me I'm going to die because I'm vaxxed. I didn't want the vaccine but I was also afraid of Covid. I'm very vulnerable and trust no one. Its sad and very unsettling.
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I'm scared and waiting to die. I'm 53 in May, still grieving both of my parents and the fact that my only sibling and I don't speak since losing my father AND, here it comes....... People that are anti vax are telling me I'm going to die because I'm vaxxed. I didn't want the vaccine but I was also afraid of Covid. I'm very vulnerable and trust no one. Its sad and very unsettling.
Tom, what are you scared of exactly?
How many people have told you that you are going to die because you are vaxxed? I've never heard that. I'm not vaxxed at all and would never have that opinion, that's just crazy.
Anti vaxxers are a strange breed. I'm not vaxxed but I'm not anti, don't listen to the negativity of these people.
We are all going to die, but death I believe is nothing to be afraid of.
Much love brother. Hang in there. :heart
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I'm scared and waiting to die. I'm 53 in May, still grieving both of my parents and the fact that my only sibling and I don't speak since losing my father AND, here it comes....... People that are anti vax are telling me I'm going to die because I'm vaxxed. I didn't want the vaccine but I was also afraid of Covid. I'm very vulnerable and trust no one. Its sad and very unsettling.
Tom, what are you scared of exactly?
How many people have told you that you are going to die because you are vaxxed? I've never heard that. I'm not vaxxed at all and would never have that opinion, that's just crazy.
Anti vaxxers are a strange breed. I'm not vaxxed but I'm not anti, don't listen to the negativity of these people.
We are all going to die, but death I believe is nothing to be afraid of.
Much love brother. Hang in there. :heart
I suffer severe anxiety and PTSD. You want truth? I'm scared to admit that I don't want to be here anymore. That doesn't mean I would take my own life, I would never. But the feeling is unbearable.
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I'm scared and waiting to die. I'm 53 in May, still grieving both of my parents and the fact that my only sibling and I don't speak since losing my father AND, here it comes....... People that are anti vax are telling me I'm going to die because I'm vaxxed. I didn't want the vaccine but I was also afraid of Covid. I'm very vulnerable and trust no one. Its sad and very unsettling.
Tom, what are you scared of exactly?
How many people have told you that you are going to die because you are vaxxed? I've never heard that. I'm not vaxxed at all and would never have that opinion, that's just crazy.
Anti vaxxers are a strange breed. I'm not vaxxed but I'm not anti, don't listen to the negativity of these people.
We are all going to die, but death I believe is nothing to be afraid of.
Much love brother. Hang in there. :heart
I suffer severe anxiety and PTSD. You want truth? I'm scared to admit that I don't want to be here anymore. That doesn't mean I would take my own life, I would never. But the feeling is unbearable.
Mate, Im gonna be perfectly honest with you. Over the course of the last year, I've had a lot of those days. Same thing, I would never do anything silly, but some days are hard and life seems meaningless.
I'm not sure what your PTSD is from and I'm not one to talk but have you ever had professional help? I've steered clear of that but doesn't mean I never will.
Those days, I just tell myself that they will pass. We all go through times times but they don't last forever. When they mount up its tricky but know you have a family that loves you and needs you mate. You are here for them, they love you and need you. You have a purpose. It's sad about your parents but we will all go through that at some point. That's life, unfortunately.
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Also, admitting and accepting you feel that way sometimes makes things easier to cope with, for me anyway. Being scared about your emotions is just wasted time and energy IMO.
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Also, admitting and accepting you feel that way sometimes makes things easier to cope with, for me anyway. Being scared about your emotions is just wasted time and energy IMO.
Thanks Kade, yes I have been in therapy for over 15 years and it makes a difference but when you have children that suffer hard its unbearable. One of my boys almost died from open heart surgery and has never been the same since. My PTSD is from being abused, I'll just say that. I live in the moment and stay positive but some things are too intense. :heart
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I'm scared and waiting to die. I'm 53 in May, still grieving both of my parents and the fact that my only sibling and I don't speak since losing my father AND, here it comes....... People that are anti vax are telling me I'm going to die because I'm vaxxed. I didn't want the vaccine but I was also afraid of Covid. I'm very vulnerable and trust no one. Its sad and very unsettling.
Tom, what are you scared of exactly?
How many people have told you that you are going to die because you are vaxxed? I've never heard that. I'm not vaxxed at all and would never have that opinion, that's just crazy.
Anti vaxxers are a strange breed. I'm not vaxxed but I'm not anti, don't listen to the negativity of these people.
We are all going to die, but death I believe is nothing to be afraid of.
Much love brother. Hang in there. :heart
I suffer severe anxiety and PTSD. You want truth? I'm scared to admit that I don't want to be here anymore. That doesn't mean I would take my own life, I would never. But the feeling is unbearable.
Mate, Im gonna be perfectly honest with you. Over the course of the last year, I've had a lot of those days. Same thing, I would never do anything silly, but some days are hard and life seems meaningless.
I'm not sure what your PTSD is from and I'm not one to talk but have you ever had professional help? I've steered clear of that but doesn't mean I never will.
Those days, I just tell myself that they will pass. We all go through times times but they don't last forever. When they mount up its tricky but know you have a family that loves you and needs you mate. You are here for them, they love you and need you. You have a purpose. It's sad about your parents but we will all go through that at some point. That's life, unfortunately.
I hope this is taken by both of you with the love and support with which it is intended. If neither of you ever speak to a professional, it's your choice and I wish you the best. BUT... (re)starting therapy in 2013 was top three greatest things I've ever done. I talk to her weekly, and to be honest, I don't NEED it every week, but in the last year, I have needed it most weeks and she's given me a perspective, and a balance that was always struggling to get on my own.
Despair is common; it's also something that we don't necessarily have to live with. I knew losing my mom and dad would be rough, but I didn't know HOW rough. We can all use a hand or an ear at times, and if you have a good therapist, these are PROFESSIONALS who have a tool box that we as individuals don't always have.
And - and bear with me for a second, this is going to sound more arrogant than I mean it - look, I was a guy that put in the work. I would contemplate, and I would self-assess. I THOUGHT I knew myself. I THOUGHT I knew where my weaknesses and strengths were, and let me tell you, I don't have that belief anymore. I DO believe I'm getting a better read of what they are, but I don't think I'll ever delude myself again to thinking I have all the answers. We change as people over time, based on our experiences, our environment, the people around us, and we don't always see the changes (you know how when you go get your brakes done, or you get a haircut, and you don't realize how bad your brakes/hair was until you notice the difference? Yeah.)
Talk to someone. If you do it right, it's free, and if not, well, you're investing in your own wellbeing. You both deserve it.
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I'm sorry about your boy Tom and the open heart surgery, and I wouldn't know what its like to be abused. I think you seem to have the right mindset about living in the moment and good to hear you are getting help.
Bill, thank you for those words too. I know you've mentioned before about professional help and been a big advocate of it and how much your therapist has helped you.
(you know how when you go get your brakes done, or you get a haircut, and you don't realize how bad your brakes/hair was until you notice the difference? Yeah
This is a really good analogy actually. I'm going to ponder this.
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Another random thought that I struggle with and since we are getting real, I'll put it out there. Could go in the work thread but it doesn't really matter to be fair.
Tom's post yesterday was ironic as I was having a down day myself. I look at myself and seriously don't understand why I can't man up. I'm talking about my job. My job has been my life and basically what I do for 15 years. It's been pretty ordinary for a while and the last 6 months especially have been very challenging. I'm so over it it's not funny. I'm stale, unmotivated and just couldn't give two fucks anymore and a job and places I put so much work and so much love into, I just hate it all now. Everything over the last year probably doesn't help but I know my time is up.
However, I'm so fucking comfortable and scared of taking that leap of faith and walking away and looking for something else. I'm miserable and get no value or purpose out of what I do anymore and I'm just wasting my time. I don't want to do that anymore, but I'm frightened as fuck to let go and have to start over. I'm so established and I'd rather put myself through torment than face the unknown of something new. Plus, it's all I know, so not working, I'd be lost, I know that.
I'm not sure what it is, but yesterday after a new two week roster comes out and again, people come back saying they can't do certain shifts, I'd just had enough. I need to do something. After a brutal season (which still has a few weeks to go) I will take a week or two off and re-evaluate. After years and years, I think I've actually hit burnout. I hate to admit it, but I think it's true. Over the last six months, I've had probably 15 days off in that time, and half the time those days still have interruptions from work. I literally tell myself I'm a machine and keep going. Again, this week I'm doing 7 days as staff just go away at the drop of a hat. All casual too, nothing I can do. No one gives a fuck, so why have I given a fuck about my staff for so many years? They know what I do for them and are a great team for the most part, but I'm sick of doing everything for others and hurting myself. I'm the one getting taken advantage of, and for what?
Plus with management and their complete lack of care, value and respect for me, not to mention the target I have on my back, I'm seriously thinking of dropping all my holidays and long service at the start of next summer as a big 'fuck you' and leave them in the shit. Spend a year off and look for something new. As hard as it would be, change has to come at some point. But the thought of doing that scares me, and I'm frightened I'll never take those steps to do what I have to do. I'm still on this earth for something, but it's not to waste my days going through torment and going through the motions.
Sorry for the rant.
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Stadler, Excellent advice and you are 100% right. I do see someone and he gives me great coping strategies but more importantly he sees what I cannot see about myself and my situation. I'm very open minded which is critical to get the most from therapy. Thank you :heart
Kade, the fact that you are pouring out your soul means you truly care. If you feel its time to move on for any reason then you go for it! The fact that it scares you means you're a responsible person and that tells me you wouldn't hesitate to further yourself and take that leap of faith into uncertainty. I admire that. :heart
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Kade, the fact that you are pouring out your soul means you truly care. If you feel its time to move on for any reason then you go for it! The fact that it scares you means you're a responsible person and that tells me you wouldn't hesitate to further yourself and take that leap of faith into uncertainty. I admire that. :heart
Thanks Tom for the kind words. I guess if I didn't care, it wouldn't be such a tough situation and wouldn't be so hard to move on. It's hard watching your drive and passion deteriorate however and not knowing what to do to fix it. That's just the sign telling me things may be coming to an end for me here. It's hard as it hasn't just been my job, it's been my lifestyle and I've run things like it were my own business. A massive focus shift it would be. It's hard to put across the gravity of the situation in my mind with who engulfed an am. I'm 38 and I've been at these pools since I was like 20 years old.
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Tom, I hope today is a better day for you mate also.
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Tom, I hope today is a better day for you mate also.
Its a new day so I leave the pain behind and deal with things as they come but I took a "mental break" today so all is good my friend. :)
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Tom, I hope today is a better day for you mate also.
Its a new day so I leave the pain behind and deal with things as they come but I took a "mental break" today so all is good my friend. :)
Excellent to hear mate. :tup
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However, I'm so fucking comfortable and scared of taking that leap of faith and walking away and looking for something else. I'm miserable and get no value or purpose out of what I do anymore and I'm just wasting my time. I don't want to do that anymore, but I'm frightened as fuck to let go and have to start over. I'm so established and I'd rather put myself through torment than face the unknown of something new.
As hard as it would be, change has to come at some point. But the thought of doing that scares me, and I'm frightened I'll never take those steps to do what I have to do.
I tried to carve out the parts of your post I could relate to. I slogged through minimum wage/low paying, menial jobs through most of my adult life. And for as much as I hated them, I was so scared to try and do something else. Fear was such an overriding factor of my 20s, it dictated so much of my actions and behaviors.
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However, I'm so fucking comfortable and scared of taking that leap of faith and walking away and looking for something else. I'm miserable and get no value or purpose out of what I do anymore and I'm just wasting my time. I don't want to do that anymore, but I'm frightened as fuck to let go and have to start over. I'm so established and I'd rather put myself through torment than face the unknown of something new.
As hard as it would be, change has to come at some point. But the thought of doing that scares me, and I'm frightened I'll never take those steps to do what I have to do.
I tried to carve out the parts of your post I could relate to. I slogged through minimum wage/low paying, menial jobs through most of my adult life. And for as much as I hated them, I was so scared to try and do something else. Fear was such an overriding factor of my 20s, it dictated so much of my actions and behaviors.
Were you able to ever break free of that fear Chris?
I certainly know that what I'm explaining would be pretty common I would think.
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I imagine it is more common than you think. My wife loves her job; it has been the only thing she's ever wanted to do since she was a kid. And now, as the job gets harder and she gets older, and for the first time in her life questions whether she wants to do this for the next 20 years, she is faced with the reality that this is the only professional job she has ever had. And if she left this, what on earth could she possibly do, at 47 with 2 kids to support?
While fear was a predominant emotion for me, it was not the most debilitating. It was more a symptom of my anxiety and depression, which I was ultimately able to get a handle on. I wish I could explain how I was able to do so. Part of it was meeting my wife, but I was already getting myself back on track before we met. She just helped keep the ship on course.
Fortunately for us and our joint incomes, I did not feel as tied down to my job as I had when I was single, even if I was still afraid of trying something else. Eventually we had kids, and that was able to give me a level of happiness I had never had before, and a greater reason to work, as it wasn't just me I had to ensure had a roof over their head and food to eat. A few years ago I was able to do something new, which I might not have been able to when I was single. It ultimately failed and the company dissolved, but we were able to weather the storm with my wife's income keeping us afloat until I got a new job.
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I thought this was the thread where we wondered about farts and lumps?
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I imagine it is more common than you think. My wife loves her job; it has been the only thing she's ever wanted to do since she was a kid. And now, as the job gets harder and she gets older, and for the first time in her life questions whether she wants to do this for the next 20 years, she is faced with the reality that this is the only professional job she has ever had. And if she left this, what on earth could she possibly do, at 47 with 2 kids to support?
While fear was a predominant emotion for me, it was not the most debilitating. It was more a symptom of my anxiety and depression, which I was ultimately able to get a handle on. I wish I could explain how I was able to do so. Part of it was meeting my wife, but I was already getting myself back on track before we met. She just helped keep the ship on course.
Fortunately for us and our joint incomes, I did not feel as tied down to my job as I had when I was single, even if I was still afraid of trying something else. Eventually we had kids, and that was able to give me a level of happiness I had never had before, and a greater reason to work, as it wasn't just me I had to ensure had a roof over their head and food to eat. A few years ago I was able to do something new, which I might not have been able to when I was single. It ultimately failed and the company dissolved, but we were able to weather the storm with my wife's income keeping us afloat until I got a new job.
But what is anxiety after all, but a fear of losing something or someone? Including "control"?
I don't do absolutes much, but I'm ready to go out on a limb and say the vast majority of human endeavors are driven in some form or fashion by fear. Fear of being alone, fear of failing, fear of losing one's "good gig", fear of losing one's understanding of the world, fear of losing our goals or relationships through uncertainty or inadequacy.
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I thought this was the thread where we wondered about farts and lumps?
I have a fear of farting in lumps. :)
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I thought this was the thread where we wondered about farts and lumps?
I have a fear of farting in lumps. :)
Don't be afraid...be cautious.
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I imagine it is more common than you think. My wife loves her job; it has been the only thing she's ever wanted to do since she was a kid. And now, as the job gets harder and she gets older, and for the first time in her life questions whether she wants to do this for the next 20 years, she is faced with the reality that this is the only professional job she has ever had. And if she left this, what on earth could she possibly do, at 47 with 2 kids to support?
While fear was a predominant emotion for me, it was not the most debilitating. It was more a symptom of my anxiety and depression, which I was ultimately able to get a handle on. I wish I could explain how I was able to do so. Part of it was meeting my wife, but I was already getting myself back on track before we met. She just helped keep the ship on course.
Fortunately for us and our joint incomes, I did not feel as tied down to my job as I had when I was single, even if I was still afraid of trying something else. Eventually we had kids, and that was able to give me a level of happiness I had never had before, and a greater reason to work, as it wasn't just me I had to ensure had a roof over their head and food to eat. A few years ago I was able to do something new, which I might not have been able to when I was single. It ultimately failed and the company dissolved, but we were able to weather the storm with my wife's income keeping us afloat until I got a new job.
Thanks for the detail Chris. The bolded part sums me up at the moment. Sounds like you two have a great partnership and relationship too, very supportive of each other.
I have the ability to try something new also and if it doesn't work out, it will be okay, it's not like there's a financial stress or anything attached to my issues, it's just all me. I appreciate the response and comforting to know how common it is.
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I imagine it is more common than you think. My wife loves her job; it has been the only thing she's ever wanted to do since she was a kid. And now, as the job gets harder and she gets older, and for the first time in her life questions whether she wants to do this for the next 20 years, she is faced with the reality that this is the only professional job she has ever had. And if she left this, what on earth could she possibly do, at 47 with 2 kids to support?
While fear was a predominant emotion for me, it was not the most debilitating. It was more a symptom of my anxiety and depression, which I was ultimately able to get a handle on. I wish I could explain how I was able to do so. Part of it was meeting my wife, but I was already getting myself back on track before we met. She just helped keep the ship on course.
Fortunately for us and our joint incomes, I did not feel as tied down to my job as I had when I was single, even if I was still afraid of trying something else. Eventually we had kids, and that was able to give me a level of happiness I had never had before, and a greater reason to work, as it wasn't just me I had to ensure had a roof over their head and food to eat. A few years ago I was able to do something new, which I might not have been able to when I was single. It ultimately failed and the company dissolved, but we were able to weather the storm with my wife's income keeping us afloat until I got a new job.
But what is anxiety after all, but a fear of losing something or someone? Including "control"?
I don't do absolutes much, but I'm ready to go out on a limb and say the vast majority of human endeavors are driven in some form or fashion by fear. Fear of being alone, fear of failing, fear of losing one's "good gig", fear of losing one's understanding of the world, fear of losing our goals or relationships through uncertainty or inadequacy.
That's very true Bill. For me, while it may be fear, it's the unknown. The fear of uncertainty and especially change. I'm such a creature of habit.
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You can buy Bear meat in vending machines in Japan now. I've been wondering how to get my Bear meat fix, problem solved. :lol
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-65160098.amp
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I'm not sure I want to buy any sort of meat from a vending machine.
Also this: "Japanese vending machines, which offer whale meat, snails-in-a-can or edible insects...." Ewww....
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You can buy Bear meat in vending machines in Japan now. I've been wondering how to get my Bear meat fix, problem solved. :lol
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-65160098.amp
Anyone know if JP made it out of Japan alive?
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You can buy Bear meat in vending machines in Japan now. I've been wondering how to get my Bear meat fix, problem solved. :lol
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-65160098.amp
Anyone know if JP made it out of Japan alive?
Maybe if Australia had bear meat in its vending machines, DT might actually tour there. ;D
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Really down about the fact Tinto's Kitchen, this great Mexican restaurant in Minneapolis, that had a new Kitchen/Kiosk inside the Lunds Grocery store in St.Paul just vanished a few days ago for no apparent explanation.
My wife and I were becoming addicted to buying their Tortilla Chips, Guacamole and Red Chili (Salsa). They worked so well making Nachos at home.
And I can't figure out why they are gone. Booted? Not making enough $?..sucks.
(◔_◔) ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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You can buy Bear meat in vending machines in Japan now. I've been wondering how to get my Bear meat fix, problem solved. :lol
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-65160098.amp
Anyone know if JP made it out of Japan alive?
Maybe if Australia had bear meat in its vending machines, DT might actually tour there. ;D
We only have drop bears, and we can't catch them.
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How is it that you can drop an ant from 100x its height and it just lands and walks away?
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Who knew tears could feel so warm
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How is it that you can drop an ant from 100x its height and it just lands and walks away?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UpPx7E27Bc8
Hope that clears it up.
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How is it that you can drop an ant from 100x its height and it just lands and walks away?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UpPx7E27Bc8
Hope that clears it up.
I’m at work so I’ll watch it later. I did watch a video trying to explain it to me and I still didn’t get it.
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My video will clear everything up.
Like everything. In the world.
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Now that was disappointing.
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Now that was disappointing.
Why? It explained everything!
To your main question, in short it's because their mass is so small, that when they fall they do not build enough energy/force to dissipate anywhere. Humans, or other heavier animals, build a lot more energy when falling.
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Now that was disappointing.
Why? It explained everything!
To your main question, in short it's because their mass is so small, that when they fall they do not build enough energy/force to dissipate anywhere. Humans, or other heavier animals, build a lot more energy when falling.
I understand what you're saying, but it's still mind boggling.
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Maybe the people ingesting Borax should be left alone to their own devices.
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Maybe the people ingesting Borax should be left alone to their own devices.
Truth. Sadly.
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I just had a couple of pop tarts for the first time. They're not really a staple over here but got a couple of boxes half price at the supermarket as I've always been intrigued, plus I'm trying to get some extra easy carbs.
What the fuck are these marketed as over there, am I right in thinking they are a breakfast food? Are these eaten by children? I quite liked them as I have a sweet tooth but they are the most sugar laden pieces of non nutritious crap I think I've ever eaten, and I've eaten some junk.
What is the fucking point of these? I'm confused where in the average diet these could possibly fall into, holy hell!
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Pop Tarts are amazing!!!
I can't believe you've never had them before? What flavor did you have?
I love the frosted strawberry toasted with tons of butter on the unfrosted side.
I really can't eat them, and don't really remember the last time I had one.
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I just had a couple of pop tarts for the first time. They're not really a staple over here but got a couple of boxes half price at the supermarket as I've always been intrigued, plus I'm trying to get some extra easy carbs.
What the fuck are these marketed as over there, am I right in thinking they are a breakfast food? Are these eaten by children? I quite liked them as I have a sweet tooth but they are the most sugar laden pieces of non nutritious crap I think I've ever eaten, and I've eaten some junk.
What is the fucking point of these? I'm confused where in the average diet these could possibly fall into, holy hell!
Yeah, man. That's, like, the average American breakfast in a nutshell. ;D
I grew up pretty poor, and many a morning for many years, a single pop-tart was my breakfast. Absolutely not a nutritious breakfast, but I get it–my parents were trying to make their dollar stretch as far as it could.
Worst part of pop-tarts for breakfast? The 9 a.m. sugar crash that was sure to follow!
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Pop Tarts are amazing!!!
I can't believe you've never had them before? What flavor did you have?
I love the frosted strawberry toasted with tons of butter on the unfrosted side.
I really can't eat them, and don't really remember the last time I had one.
Never did the butter thing, but loved pop tarts. Frosted Strawberry and the chocolate with the vanilla flavored filling were the two winners.
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I loved the cinnamon/brown sugar one. I haven't had one in over a decade.
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I just had a couple of pop tarts for the first time. They're not really a staple over here but got a couple of boxes half price at the supermarket as I've always been intrigued, plus I'm trying to get some extra easy carbs.
What the fuck are these marketed as over there, am I right in thinking they are a breakfast food? Are these eaten by children? I quite liked them as I have a sweet tooth but they are the most sugar laden pieces of non nutritious crap I think I've ever eaten, and I've eaten some junk.
What is the fucking point of these? I'm confused where in the average diet these could possibly fall into, holy hell!
Pop-Tarts are generally marketed to children for breakfast, but plenty of adults eat them.
As for your last question/sentence, you just described 90% of American based food.
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I'm shocked these are marketed towards kids. Crazy a 'food' like this is a staple in an American diet. People wonder why there's an obesity crisis.
Aa I said, Ive never had them as they have never really been a thing over here. I could be wrong but I don't think I've seen them in supermarkets until the last couple years or so. There was only a couple of flavours to choose from, got the chocolate and cookies and creme. The cookies and cream was unreal. The chocolate was a straight solid.
For the first time ever eating them, I think I nailed the amount of time in the toaster. But, I'm sure everyone has their preferences on how to prepare them.
The sugar crash after two of them was surprising as I'm quite good with sugar but boy these hit me. Next time I'll spread some PB or Nutella on them for extra flavour. :lol
I guess thinking about it, it's like Nutella. That's heavily marketed here as like a breakfast spread and the commercials even try to play it off like it's somewhat healthy and a good thing to have. Mind blowing.
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I'm shocked these are marketed towards kids. Crazy a 'food' like this is a staple in an American diet. People wonder why there's an obesity crisis.
Aa I said, Ive never had them as they have never really been a thing over here. I could be wrong but I don't think I've seen them in supermarkets until the last couple years or so. There was only a couple of flavours to choose from, got the chocolate and cookies and creme. The cookies and cream was unreal. The chocolate was a straight solid.
For the first time ever eating them, I think I nailed the amount of time in the toaster. But, I'm sure everyone has their preferences on how to prepare them.
The sugar crash after two of them was surprising as I'm quite good with sugar but boy these hit me. Next time I'll spread some PB or Nutella on them for extra flavour. :lol
I guess thinking about it, it's like Nutella. That's heavily marketed here as like a breakfast spread and the commercials even try to play it off like it's somewhat healthy and a good thing to have. Mind blowing.
if you think that is bad...
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I just had a couple of pop tarts for the first time. They're not really a staple over here but got a couple of boxes half price at the supermarket as I've always been intrigued, plus I'm trying to get some extra easy carbs.
What the fuck are these marketed as over there, am I right in thinking they are a breakfast food? Are these eaten by children? I quite liked them as I have a sweet tooth but they are the most sugar laden pieces of non nutritious crap I think I've ever eaten, and I've eaten some junk.
What is the fucking point of these? I'm confused where in the average diet these could possibly fall into, holy hell!
I'm getting to the point in my fitness journey where my belief is that all foods can fit into a 'healthy' diet - even pop tarts. Demonizing and restricting certain foods are what caused me to become overweight through years of yoyo dieting. Finally at age 58, I've been able to lose 35 pounds this past year and completely change my body through weight training. I got there by allowing myself occasional indulgences. A recent one for me is 1/2 cup of greek yogurt, mixed with half a scoop of vanilla protein powder, and 1 cinnamon pop tart. DELISH and I get my protein in, satisfy my sweet tooth, and avoid the sugar crash.
Restriction leads to binging for me. When I changed from a scarcity mindset to an abundance mindset, every thing changed. YMMV
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I just had a couple of pop tarts for the first time. They're not really a staple over here but got a couple of boxes half price at the supermarket as I've always been intrigued, plus I'm trying to get some extra easy carbs.
What the fuck are these marketed as over there, am I right in thinking they are a breakfast food? Are these eaten by children? I quite liked them as I have a sweet tooth but they are the most sugar laden pieces of non nutritious crap I think I've ever eaten, and I've eaten some junk.
What is the fucking point of these? I'm confused where in the average diet these could possibly fall into, holy hell!
I'm getting to the point in my fitness journey where my belief is that all foods can fit into a 'healthy' diet - even pop tarts. Demonizing and restricting certain foods are what caused me to become overweight through years of yoyo dieting. Finally at age 58, I've been able to lose 35 pounds this past year and completely change my body through weight training. I got there by allowing myself occasional indulgences. A recent one for me is 1/2 cup of greek yogurt, mixed with half a scoop of vanilla protein powder, and 1 cinnamon pop tart. DELISH and I get my protein in, satisfy my sweet tooth, and avoid the sugar crash.
Restriction leads to binging for me. When I changed from a scarcity mindset to an abundance mindset, every thing changed. YMMV
Great post and congrats on that. At 53 I'm struggling to lose weight. Key is moderation.
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I just had a couple of pop tarts for the first time. They're not really a staple over here but got a couple of boxes half price at the supermarket as I've always been intrigued, plus I'm trying to get some extra easy carbs.
What the fuck are these marketed as over there, am I right in thinking they are a breakfast food? Are these eaten by children? I quite liked them as I have a sweet tooth but they are the most sugar laden pieces of non nutritious crap I think I've ever eaten, and I've eaten some junk.
What is the fucking point of these? I'm confused where in the average diet these could possibly fall into, holy hell!
I'm getting to the point in my fitness journey where my belief is that all foods can fit into a 'healthy' diet - even pop tarts. Demonizing and restricting certain foods are what caused me to become overweight through years of yoyo dieting. Finally at age 58, I've been able to lose 35 pounds this past year and completely change my body through weight training. I got there by allowing myself occasional indulgences. A recent one for me is 1/2 cup of greek yogurt, mixed with half a scoop of vanilla protein powder, and 1 cinnamon pop tart. DELISH and I get my protein in, satisfy my sweet tooth, and avoid the sugar crash.
Restriction leads to binging for me. When I changed from a scarcity mindset to an abundance mindset, every thing changed. YMMV
My daughter showed me a recipe that is similar to that (but we didn't use the pop tart, only because we didn't have them at the time). There was something else in there though; I forget what. It was delicious.
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I just had a couple of pop tarts for the first time. They're not really a staple over here but got a couple of boxes half price at the supermarket as I've always been intrigued, plus I'm trying to get some extra easy carbs.
What the fuck are these marketed as over there, am I right in thinking they are a breakfast food? Are these eaten by children? I quite liked them as I have a sweet tooth but they are the most sugar laden pieces of non nutritious crap I think I've ever eaten, and I've eaten some junk.
What is the fucking point of these? I'm confused where in the average diet these could possibly fall into, holy hell!
I'm getting to the point in my fitness journey where my belief is that all foods can fit into a 'healthy' diet - even pop tarts. Demonizing and restricting certain foods are what caused me to become overweight through years of yoyo dieting. Finally at age 58, I've been able to lose 35 pounds this past year and completely change my body through weight training. I got there by allowing myself occasional indulgences. A recent one for me is 1/2 cup of greek yogurt, mixed with half a scoop of vanilla protein powder, and 1 cinnamon pop tart. DELISH and I get my protein in, satisfy my sweet tooth, and avoid the sugar crash.
Restriction leads to binging for me. When I changed from a scarcity mindset to an abundance mindset, every thing changed. YMMV
Great post and congrats on that. At 53 I'm struggling to lose weight. Key is moderation.
Thanks so much. I'm not at goal yet but now, my approach is so different that I am confident I will reach my goal. How many times did I fall for the, "How to lose 20 pounds in a month!" bullshit advertising? Because that shit is not sustainable. What good is it to restrict so much to lose that 20 pounds if the moment you go off the diet you gain it all back and more? I swear, I feel so stupid for taking this long to figure it out but damn it feels great knowing I will NEVER diet again.
Instead of what can't I eat - it's what can I add? More protein, more fiber - bigger plates of food, especially breakfast, that keep me full throughout the day and less likely to snarf down a bag of chips in front of the television. But if I really want some chips - then I work them into my day. I don't feel deprived. It is freedom. And yes, moderation is a huge key.
Stadler - adding fruit like apple slices is great too. Crumbled up granola or cereal even. So yummy even without the pop tart.
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I think it was granola. (I've texted her to find out).
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Honestly, that's old for a wrestler.
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Honestly, that's old for a wrestler.
I have so many questions.....
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I just had a couple of pop tarts for the first time. They're not really a staple over here but got a couple of boxes half price at the supermarket as I've always been intrigued, plus I'm trying to get some extra easy carbs.
What the fuck are these marketed as over there, am I right in thinking they are a breakfast food? Are these eaten by children? I quite liked them as I have a sweet tooth but they are the most sugar laden pieces of non nutritious crap I think I've ever eaten, and I've eaten some junk.
What is the fucking point of these? I'm confused where in the average diet these could possibly fall into, holy hell!
I'm getting to the point in my fitness journey where my belief is that all foods can fit into a 'healthy' diet - even pop tarts. Demonizing and restricting certain foods are what caused me to become overweight through years of yoyo dieting. Finally at age 58, I've been able to lose 35 pounds this past year and completely change my body through weight training. I got there by allowing myself occasional indulgences. A recent one for me is 1/2 cup of greek yogurt, mixed with half a scoop of vanilla protein powder, and 1 cinnamon pop tart. DELISH and I get my protein in, satisfy my sweet tooth, and avoid the sugar crash.
Restriction leads to binging for me. When I changed from a scarcity mindset to an abundance mindset, every thing changed. YMMV
I just had a couple of pop tarts for the first time. They're not really a staple over here but got a couple of boxes half price at the supermarket as I've always been intrigued, plus I'm trying to get some extra easy carbs.
What the fuck are these marketed as over there, am I right in thinking they are a breakfast food? Are these eaten by children? I quite liked them as I have a sweet tooth but they are the most sugar laden pieces of non nutritious crap I think I've ever eaten, and I've eaten some junk.
What is the fucking point of these? I'm confused where in the average diet these could possibly fall into, holy hell!
I'm getting to the point in my fitness journey where my belief is that all foods can fit into a 'healthy' diet - even pop tarts. Demonizing and restricting certain foods are what caused me to become overweight through years of yoyo dieting. Finally at age 58, I've been able to lose 35 pounds this past year and completely change my body through weight training. I got there by allowing myself occasional indulgences. A recent one for me is 1/2 cup of greek yogurt, mixed with half a scoop of vanilla protein powder, and 1 cinnamon pop tart. DELISH and I get my protein in, satisfy my sweet tooth, and avoid the sugar crash.
Restriction leads to binging for me. When I changed from a scarcity mindset to an abundance mindset, every thing changed. YMMV
Great post and congrats on that. At 53 I'm struggling to lose weight. Key is moderation.
Well......this wasn't really the point of my post initially. As I've mentioned before, I've been through all of that with being extra fat, being almost anorexic and everything in between.
These days, I make everything work and still maintain low body fat, hence why I'm able to eat them.... But my point is that as others have said, these sorts of foods are targeted towards children and seem to be part of an average American's diet. Regardless of using the knowledge you have to make them work within your diet, there's a reason there's an obesity epidemic, that's my point. People think they are a normal, breakfast food. They are anything but when we are looking at trying to dumb things down for the average person that has no idea on nutrition.
In fairness though same could be said with cereals and whatnot but eating these really made me just think, "WTF?!'
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Also, the macros on these things from memory were like 4 grams of fat, 32 grams of sugar and like 2 grams of protein. If you look at calories it was just under 400 calories for 2, which seems okay but the macro split is insane.
It's probably also the old eating disorders coming back in me, but to maintain what I currently am, with those sorts of macros, I wouldn't even contemplate eating these if I weren't running a minimum of 10km a day plus weight training.
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Thanks so much. I'm not at goal yet but now, my approach is so different that I am confident I will reach my goal. How many times did I fall for the, "How to lose 20 pounds in a month!" bullshit advertising? Because that shit is not sustainable. What good is it to restrict so much to lose that 20 pounds if the moment you go off the diet you gain it all back and more? I swear, I feel so stupid for taking this long to figure it out but damn it feels great knowing I will NEVER diet again.
Instead of what can't I eat - it's what can I add? More protein, more fiber - bigger plates of food, especially breakfast, that keep me full throughout the day and less likely to snarf down a bag of chips in front of the television. But if I really want some chips - then I work them into my day. I don't feel deprived. It is freedom. And yes, moderation is a huge key.
I am working my way here. I had a low carb hot pocket by using a low carb tortilla, putting some pizza sauce, mozz, and pepperoni and folding it over like a calzone. Put a little eggwash on it and airfried it. Not as good as the real thing, but it was still good. Had it with some tator tots. Much better than my usual after school snack of hitting up a burger joint.
My next goal is working more greek yogurt in. I have tried using sugar free jello and some fruit and/or chocolate chips to great effect.
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Casein protein powder, some oats and yoghurt is where it's at.
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Casein protein powder, some oats and yoghurt is where it's at.
Add 2 strawberry pop tarts. :biggrin:
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Casein protein powder, some oats and yoghurt is where it's at.
I've seen some cool recipes online that I need to try.
I have been having cold coffee, almond milk, and chocolate whey protein as part of breakfst. Really good stuff, lasts me through teaching 5 classes in a row.
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Casein protein powder, some oats and yoghurt is where it's at.
I've seen some cool recipes online that I need to try.
I have been having cold coffee, almond milk, and chocolate whey protein as part of breakfst. Really good stuff, lasts me through teaching 5 classes in a row.
Coffee in chocolate protein shakes is another win mate. Perfect for summer.
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When did this thread turn into a coffee klatch?
Random thought: With all the protein powder Kade consumes, he must fart near continuously.
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If someone donates their hair to Locks of Love and the recipient of that hair commits a crime will the donor's DNA be all over that crime scene?
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If someone donates their hair to Locks of Love and the recipient of that hair commits a crime will the donor's DNA be all over that crime scene?
I think that was on an episode of Girls5Eva.
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If someone donates their hair to Locks of Love and the recipient of that hair commits a crime will the donor's DNA be all over that crime scene?
I think that was on an episode of Girls5Eva.
Never heard of that show. Did they come up with an answer?
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If someone donates their hair to Locks of Love and the recipient of that hair commits a crime will the donor's DNA be all over that crime scene?
I think that was on an episode of Girls5Eva.
Never heard of that show. Did they come up with an answer?
Good show! Mostly.
Honestly it’s a blur. I think they realized it was from hair extensions or something and they accidentally found the original donor. Didn’t take long to realize it wasn’t her.
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If someone donates their hair to Locks of Love and the recipient of that hair commits a crime will the donor's DNA be all over that crime scene?
I was going to respond with a completely different DNA scenario. :lol
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When did this thread turn into a coffee klatch?
Random thought: With all the protein powder Kade consumes, he must fart near continuously.
Probably sounds like I eat more than I do but my stomach is kinda used to it all by now.........but yes......sometimes I can almost knock myself put with the smell haha.
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If someone donates their hair to Locks of Love and the recipient of that hair commits a crime will the donor's DNA be all over that crime scene?
I think that was on an episode of Girls5Eva.
What kind of stupid fucking name is this?
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If someone donates their hair to Locks of Love and the recipient of that hair commits a crime will the donor's DNA be all over that crime scene?
I think that was on an episode of Girls5Eva.
What kind of stupid fucking name is this?
A satirical one.
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If someone donates their hair to Locks of Love and the recipient of that hair commits a crime will the donor's DNA be all over that crime scene?
I think that was on an episode of Girls5Eva.
What kind of stupid fucking name is this?
Fucking awful. What does that even translate in normal english? I remember hand writing full words and sentences, now people are too lazy to even text them. I get the occasional abbreviation but stop already. De-evoltion in full effect. Is it "girls forever" but plus 1?
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If someone donates their hair to Locks of Love and the recipient of that hair commits a crime will the donor's DNA be all over that crime scene?
I think that was on an episode of Girls5Eva.
What kind of stupid fucking name is this?
Fucking awful. What does that even translate in normal english? I remember hand writing full words and sentences, now people are too lazy to even text them. I get the occasional abbreviation but stop already. De-evoltion in full effect. Is it "girls forever" but plus 1?
Again, it’s satirical. It’s a satire of pop girl bands from the early 2000s and late 90s.
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If someone donates their hair to Locks of Love and the recipient of that hair commits a crime will the donor's DNA be all over that crime scene?
I think that was on an episode of Girls5Eva.
What kind of stupid fucking name is this?
Fucking awful. What does that even translate in normal english? I remember hand writing full words and sentences, now people are too lazy to even text them. I get the occasional abbreviation but stop already. De-evoltion in full effect. Is it "girls forever" but plus 1?
Again, it’s satirical. It’s a satire of pop girl bands from the early 2000s and late 90s.
But what does it mean?!
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I mean, I get what Girls4eva means and where that kind of stupid lingo came from, but satire or not, I don't understand what changing the 4 to a 5 is supposed to achieve. I'm guessing there's 5 girls in the show as the main characters?
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The world sucks! I should move to Greenland where there are very few people and they don't suck.
man, i feel you. world's crazy sometimes, right? thinking about greenland, that's a wild idea. like, i've seen pics and it looks like a whole other planet up there. but you know, every place has its ups and downs. less people sounds cool, i guess, less drama and all. but life's not just about the headcount, you know? like, you might end up missing all the random interactions, the noise of a crowded street, even the annoying stuff. and the cold in greenland? dude, that's a whole different level. i mean, i complain about winter here, can't even imagine what it's like there. but hey, if isolation's your thing, go for it. internet's a thing there too, i guess. but seriously, running from problems might not be the best move. grass ain't always greener, even in greenland, haha.
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just had a random thought while taking a shower. you know how they say "the early bird catches the worm"? well, it occurred to me that maybe it's not just about waking up early to be productive. maybe it's also about being proactive - like going after what you want before others do.
kind of like life's a competition, and if you're not on top of things, you might miss out. doesn't mean you can't catch some worms later, but maybe there's something about seizing opportunities early that sets you up for success. :tup
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just had a random thought while taking a shower. you know how they say "the early bird catches the worm"? well, it occurred to me that maybe it's not just about waking up early to be productive. maybe it's also about being proactive - like going after what you want before others do.
kind of like life's a competition, and if you're not on top of things, you might miss out. doesn't mean you can't catch some worms later, but maybe there's something about seizing opportunities early that sets you up for success. :tup
I have ten acres, set back from the road. My driveway is about 800 feet before it opens up into my yard. Technically speaking, there is a second driveway right next to mine that follows the 800 feet then curves to the right and leads to 10 acres behind mine. The second 10 has been owned by a couple a couple towns over for at least 30 years. They're clearly not doing anything with it.
I talked with my wife this spring about seeing if they'd sell. I could do nothing with it - but rest easy that no one would build next to me - or I could lend part of it to my step son and let him build something in the back. In June, when we sold my parent's condo I said "I'm going to call them" but procrastinated. I got around to calling about a week ago, and asked my wife for their names (she's awesome at searching that stuff). Sunovabitch, but they sold the property on July 3rd to my neighbor two houses down.
I'd say there's something to your analysis.
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I always figured the moral was more in the nature of a warning for the worm...
:dunno:
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just had a random thought while taking a shower. you know how they say "the early bird catches the worm"? well, it occurred to me that maybe it's not just about waking up early to be productive. maybe it's also about being proactive - like going after what you want before others do.
kind of like life's a competition, and if you're not on top of things, you might miss out. doesn't mean you can't catch some worms later, but maybe there's something about seizing opportunities early that sets you up for success. :tup
I have ten acres, set back from the road. My driveway is about 800 feet before it opens up into my yard. Technically speaking, there is a second driveway right next to mine that follows the 800 feet then curves to the right and leads to 10 acres behind mine. The second 10 has been owned by a couple a couple towns over for at least 30 years. They're clearly not doing anything with it.
I talked with my wife this spring about seeing if they'd sell. I could do nothing with it - but rest easy that no one would build next to me - or I could lend part of it to my step son and let him build something in the back. In June, when we sold my parent's condo I said "I'm going to call them" but procrastinated. I got around to calling about a week ago, and asked my wife for their names (she's awesome at searching that stuff). Sunovabitch, but they sold the property on July 3rd to my neighbor two houses down.
I'd say there's something to your analysis.
sometimes those windows of opportunity can be surprisingly short, huh? sorry to hear you missed out on that property, but your experience definitely adds weight to the idea that being proactive can play a role in how things pan out. on a brighter note, who knows what other opportunities might come your way? it's all part of the adventure of life, i suppose, and you move forward equipped with what you've learned from the mistakes and missed opportunities of the past. 🙏
I always figured the moral was more in the nature of a warning for the worm...
:dunno:
sometimes a worm is just a worm, and worms never stand a chance! so secondary (tertiary?) moral: don't be a worm! :hat
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sometimes a worm is just a worm,
life can get pretty complicated sometimes, and we tend to overthink things, right? like, we're always looking for deeper meanings or hidden messages in stuff, even when they might not be there. but you're right, sometimes a worm is just a worm. it's like we're wired to analyze everything and find connections that might not even exist. simplicity is underrated, i think. just accepting things for what they are without trying to read too much into them can actually be pretty liberating. so yeah, i'm with you on this one.
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i was thinking, wouldn't it be cool if it looked like James LaBrie himself was the one saying the stuff i'm writing in my posts? i mean, i'm not a famous rock star or anything, but i thought it'd be a neat little way to pay tribute to someone i really admire. it's not about copying him or anything like that, it's more like a nod of appreciation. i flipped my avatar horizontally to make it seem like he's facing the other way, you know, like he's looking at the words i'm typing and saying them with his unique voice. it's a bit quirky, i'll admit, but it's just something fun i wanted to do. it's not like i'm trying to fool anyone into thinking i'm James LaBrie or anything crazy like that. it's just a small, creative way to express my fandom.
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i was thinking, wouldn't it be cool if it looked like James LaBrie himself was the one saying the stuff i'm writing in my posts? i mean, i'm not a famous rock star or anything, but i thought it'd be a neat little way to pay tribute to someone i really admire. it's not about copying him or anything like that, it's more like a nod of appreciation. i flipped my avatar horizontally to make it seem like he's facing the other way, you know, like he's looking at the words i'm typing and saying them with his unique voice. it's a bit quirky, i'll admit, but it's just something fun i wanted to do. it's not like i'm trying to fool anyone into thinking i'm James LaBrie or anything crazy like that. it's just a small, creative way to express my fandom.
Ok, James....
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i was thinking, wouldn't it be cool if it looked like James LaBrie himself was the one saying the stuff i'm writing in my posts? i mean, i'm not a famous rock star or anything, but i thought it'd be a neat little way to pay tribute to someone i really admire. it's not about copying him or anything like that, it's more like a nod of appreciation. i flipped my avatar horizontally to make it seem like he's facing the other way, you know, like he's looking at the words i'm typing and saying them with his unique voice. it's a bit quirky, i'll admit, but it's just something fun i wanted to do. it's not like i'm trying to fool anyone into thinking i'm James LaBrie or anything crazy like that. it's just a small, creative way to express my fandom.
Ok, James....
Is this Portnoy trolling?
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ha! i can assure you i'm not the blue-bearded man himself :millahhhh
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you know, i'll admit that drag queens make me a tad uncomfortable (no offense to any drag queens that might be reading this, i wish you the best, if you like dream theater, then you obviously have good taste, just how i was raised), but it got me thinking about how, anatomically speaking, it does seem to make more sense for men to wear skirts and women to wear pants. i mean, considering the obvious differences.
not trying to stir the pot or anything, just thought it was an interesting thought. my dad's side of the family came from scotland so maybe my blood just longs for the good old days of free- well, you get the idea! :hat
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you know, i'll admit that drag queens make me a tad uncomfortable (no offense to any drag queens that might be reading this, i wish you the best, if you like dream theater, then you obviously have good taste, just how i was raised), but it got me thinking about how, anatomically speaking, it does seem to make more sense for men to wear skirts and women to wear pants. i mean, considering the obvious differences.
not trying to stir the pot or anything, just thought it was an interesting thought. my dad's side of the family came from scotland so maybe my blood just longs for the good old days of free- well, you get the idea! :hat
Outstanding post. How many Dream Theater fans are drag queens? Hmmm!? I have to admit that never CROSSED my mind. Would you be more comfortable with a drag queen that's a Dream Theater fan? (I never thought I would ever be typing this) :lol
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I may feel off about it. I just ask yo give me time. I'm just not wired like that. I want all to be happy. Be you. I can adjust.
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it got me thinking about how, anatomically speaking, it does seem to make more sense for men to wear skirts and women to wear pants.
(https://media.tenor.com/V57RLNhS2PMAAAAd/thinking-hmm.gif)
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just had a random thought while taking a shower. you know how they say "the early bird catches the worm"? well, it occurred to me that maybe it's not just about waking up early to be productive. maybe it's also about being proactive - like going after what you want before others do.
kind of like life's a competition, and if you're not on top of things, you might miss out. doesn't mean you can't catch some worms later, but maybe there's something about seizing opportunities early that sets you up for success. :tup
I have ten acres, set back from the road. My driveway is about 800 feet before it opens up into my yard. Technically speaking, there is a second driveway right next to mine that follows the 800 feet then curves to the right and leads to 10 acres behind mine. The second 10 has been owned by a couple a couple towns over for at least 30 years. They're clearly not doing anything with it.
I talked with my wife this spring about seeing if they'd sell. I could do nothing with it - but rest easy that no one would build next to me - or I could lend part of it to my step son and let him build something in the back. In June, when we sold my parent's condo I said "I'm going to call them" but procrastinated. I got around to calling about a week ago, and asked my wife for their names (she's awesome at searching that stuff). Sunovabitch, but they sold the property on July 3rd to my neighbor two houses down.
I'd say there's something to your analysis.
sometimes those windows of opportunity can be surprisingly short, huh? sorry to hear you missed out on that property, but your experience definitely adds weight to the idea that being proactive can play a role in how things pan out. on a brighter note, who knows what other opportunities might come your way? it's all part of the adventure of life, i suppose, and you move forward equipped with what you've learned from the mistakes and missed opportunities of the past. 🙏
Well, there's the "early bird" aspect of this, but there's also the sort of "fate" aspect or viewpoint. I know for me, who tends to overthink things, my initial reaction is usually "dammit, I missed that opportunity" but I usually come around to "if it was meant to be it was meant to be". I think a lot of it is mindset, but I'm usually okay with dealing with the feelings of "missing out". Only in a handful of cases does it ever linger and even then, it's usually dumb stuff, like not seeing Deep Purple in '85, or Oasis in 2013...
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you know, i'll admit that drag queens make me a tad uncomfortable (no offense to any drag queens that might be reading this, i wish you the best, if you like dream theater, then you obviously have good taste, just how i was raised), but it got me thinking about how, anatomically speaking, it does seem to make more sense for men to wear skirts and women to wear pants. i mean, considering the obvious differences.
not trying to stir the pot or anything, just thought it was an interesting thought. my dad's side of the family came from scotland so maybe my blood just longs for the good old days of free- well, you get the idea! :hat
Outstanding post. How many Dream Theater fans are drag queens? Hmmm!? I have to admit that never CROSSED my mind. Would you be more comfortable with a drag queen that's a Dream Theater fan? (I never thought I would ever be typing this) :lol
Well, there is at least one...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=49o2u07j-r0&t=134s
He's not a Drag Queen per se, but does have an alternate personality that is, plus he's a monster of a player.
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so i was just sitting here thinking about music and how it's changed over the years. you know, back in the day, we had bands like iron maiden writing songs like "run to the hills." but nowadays, i can't help but wonder how that song would be received if it came out today. it seems like everything is so darn politicized, and people are just too sensitive. it's like you can't enjoy a good rock song without someone getting all worked up.
i can almost hear it now, the left would probably hate it for singing about genocide and using slurs. they'd say it's offensive and should be canceled. and on the other hand, the right might hate it for making white people the bad guys. they'd accuse the band of pushing some kind of agenda.
i miss the days when we could rock out to iron maiden without worrying about offending someone or being labeled as something we're not. maybe it's time we all take a step back and remember that music is supposed to bring people together, not tear us apart. :heart
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so i was just sitting here thinking about music and how it's changed over the years. you know, back in the day, we had bands like iron maiden writing songs like "run to the hills." but nowadays, i can't help but wonder how that song would be received if it came out today. it seems like everything is so darn politicized, and people are just too sensitive. it's like you can't enjoy a good rock song without someone getting all worked up.
i can almost hear it now, the left would probably hate it for singing about genocide and using slurs. they'd say it's offensive and should be canceled. and on the other hand, the right might hate it for making white people the bad guys. they'd accuse the band of pushing some kind of agenda.
i miss the days when we could rock out to iron maiden without worrying about offending someone or being labeled as something we're not. maybe it's time we all take a step back and remember that music is supposed to bring people together, not tear us apart. :heart
I get where you're coming from and it's true that there's more sensitivity around certain topics today. But hey, music is still a powerful way to bring people together. Not everyone gets worked up about it and there are plenty of songs out there that people enjoy without all the fuss. So, let's keep rocking out and enjoying the tunes, and remember that music is meant to unite us, not divide us :hat :chill.
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The genius of Run To The Hills is that each verse is written from each side’s POV.
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What's even more astounding is that Steve said the song took 5 minutes to write.
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i don't get it. why is ordering chicken strips at a restaurant seen as a childish thing, but if you add waffles to it, suddenly it's all grown-up and fancy? seems a bit strange to me! 🍗🧇😄
also, imagine eating pancakes when you could just eat waffles that have built-in syrup cups. embarrassing :) :lol
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I usually stab my pancakes several times with a fork. That way the melting butter and syrup permeate throughout the pancakes.
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This pancake shaming must stop! :lol
I love both. Great variety.
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I put butter and syrup between pancake layers and make a pancake lasagna.
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Waffles. Good waffles.
Good waffles are better than pancakes. Though I'm one of the weird heretics who doesn't want extra butter on my pancakes or waffles. If they're served with butter on it already, I'll move it off and just spread around the stuff that I can't move off of it.
That said, I had red velvet pancakes with fruit and a Chantilly cream on it in Lisbon, and I think I almost got pregnant.
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Now I'm craving Pancakes and Waffles. :facepalm:
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Hummingbirds are oddly aggressive!
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That said, I had red velvet pancakes with fruit and a Chantilly cream on it in Lisbon, and I think I almost got pregnant.
:rollin :rollin :rollin
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Adami, you cheating whore.
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Adami, you cheating whore.
I’m sorry. I couldn’t help myself.
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I still love you, I can't help myself.
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Though I'm one of the weird heretics who doesn't want extra butter on my pancakes or waffles.
That's where spray butter comes in. A light mist of butter is all you need.
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Kidnap = wrong
Catnap = right
Seems odd.
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Reading a book is like binge watching words.
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Kidnap = wrong
Catnap = right
Seems odd.
(https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/ubyBonZENFIawJRH351qlBC7XpnmpuVwiVdNexLcYcAfcxoFabA32FjCU0BkBxyQKTDa_v-Na6VQE3PPOFxdqvn_T_owd3lPtJrPTIw54OLhFN3fqKzaw7HFUhLNESpWQLe_t7o)
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Reading that make me carsick. :)
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Reading that make me carsick. :)
Carsick and homesick. Another oddity.
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I don’t know about you guys, but back when I was in elementary school, they spent a lot time talking about Johnny Appleseed.
As an adult, Johnny Appleseed never comes up.
Why did they spend so much time on Johnny Appleseed.
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Why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food?
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I was in 8th grade, a crosswalk guard and I took it very seriously. So seriously, I had Priests and nuns praise me.
Seems empty now. Lol
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I was in 8th grade, a crosswalk guard and I took it very seriously. So seriously, I had Priests and nuns praise me.
Seems empty now. Lol
Priests and Nuns praise everybody. that's literally their job.
Wait..when you say praise do you mean......nah...nevermind.
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I was lucky. I helped a priest move to New York when I was 10 with a buddy. Thankfully, he wasn't that kind of priest.
I have a baseball he signed for me.
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Ordered DoorDash tonight and the delivery guy's name was "Turtle"
the fuck kinda name is "Turtle"
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I was in 8th grade, a crosswalk guard and I took it very seriously. So seriously, I had Priests and nuns praise me.
Seems empty now. Lol
Priests and Nuns praise everybody. that's literally their job.
Did you go to Catholic school?
Ordered DoorDash tonight and the delivery guy's name was "Turtle"
the fuck kinda name is "Turtle"
My wife's cousin's best friend is "Turtle." I assume it's a nickname. My daughter has had at least three customer service jobs. At all of them, she has had something other than her actual name on her nametag (I think they were all actual names, though). At one point, my son had "Beans" on his nametag.
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I was in 8th grade, a crosswalk guard and I took it very seriously. So seriously, I had Priests and nuns praise me.
Seems empty now. Lol
Priests and Nuns praise everybody. that's literally their job.
:lol
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Tim obviously never went to Catholic school. I had a nun who was a cunt. Tim, you blow. I fucking hated her. The stories I could tell you.
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Anyone else here eat Grape Nuts? And if you do, do you ever eat them hot? When I was a kid, my mom would heat milk in a small pot on the stove, put a pinch of salt and a bunch of pepper on a bowl of Grape Nuts, and then pour the hot milk over the Grape Nuts. I still eat it to this day when it's cold outside. When I first showed this to my wife, she thought I was insane.
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That is an interesting combination of flavors, but I've never had that cereal before, does it lens itself to having salt and pepper on it?
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Anyone else here eat Grape Nuts? And if you do, do you ever eat them hot? When I was a kid, my mom would heat milk in a small pot on the stove, put a pinch of salt and a bunch of pepper on a bowl of Grape Nuts, and then pour the hot milk over the Grape Nuts. I still eat it to this day when it's cold outside. When I first showed this to my wife, she thought I was insane.
I have never eaten Grape Nuts in my life.
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My dad ate Grape Nuts a lot when I was a kid, so I had it sometimes. I am sure I would have rather had Frosted Flakes, but I liked them well enough to eat them. Not something I would ever think to purchase, but I was never a big cereal guy. I have, however, recently discovered flakes with yogurt clusters. Which is a bit odd as I generally hate yogurt.
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Grape nuts sounds like a very unfortunate injury.
Corn nuts on the other hand. Love that shit.
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I thought he was talking about corn nuts when he mentioned salt and pepper :lol
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Anyone else here eat Grape Nuts? And if you do, do you ever eat them hot? When I was a kid, my mom would heat milk in a small pot on the stove, put a pinch of salt and a bunch of pepper on a bowl of Grape Nuts, and then pour the hot milk over the Grape Nuts. I still eat it to this day when it's cold outside. When I first showed this to my wife, she thought I was insane.
I used to do this very thing sans the pepper. The thing I always liked about grape nuts, was you didn't need much. Oh and that nutty flavor!
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Anyone else here eat Grape Nuts? And if you do, do you ever eat them hot? When I was a kid, my mom would heat milk in a small pot on the stove, put a pinch of salt and a bunch of pepper on a bowl of Grape Nuts, and then pour the hot milk over the Grape Nuts. I still eat it to this day when it's cold outside. When I first showed this to my wife, she thought I was insane.
That seems a reasonable reaction.
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That is an interesting combination of flavors, but I've never had that cereal before, does it lens itself to having salt and pepper on it?
I think so. I think it's fucking delicious. I had some last night.
My dad ate Grape Nuts a lot when I was a kid, so I had it sometimes. I am sure I would have rather had Frosted Flakes, but I liked them well enough to eat them.
Eating Grape Nuts the "normal" way requires dumping a bunch of sugar on top. I do that occasionally too.
Corn nuts on the other hand. Love that shit.
I used to LOVE Corn Nuts. However, I haven't eaten them in years since I chipped a tooth on a particularly crunchy bite.
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Colon blow Grape Nuts always hurt my teeth so not for me. I never thought about trying it hot. I do like oatmeal, especially overnight oats.
My random thought - why is US national media giving attention to people who missed their cruise ship departure and are now trying to blame the cruise ship for adhering to their policy and thereby keeping the other passengers on time?
Are we now going to see media giving attention to people missing their flight departures?
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Colon blow Grape Nuts always hurt my teeth so not for me. I never thought about trying it hot. I do like oatmeal, especially overnight oats.
My random thought - why is US national media giving attention to people who missed their cruise ship departure and are now trying to blame the cruise ship for adhering to their policy and thereby keeping the other passengers on time?
Are we now going to see media giving attention to people missing their flight departures?
I haven't seen anything about it.
But fuck those people.
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I haven't seen anything about it.
But fuck those people.
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/world/eight-passengers-stranded-african-island-norwegian-cruise-ship-left-rcna145984
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https://www.nbcnews.com/news/world/eight-passengers-stranded-african-island-norwegian-cruise-ship-left-rcna145984
No pity.
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yeah that's totally on you. schedule's a schedule